1. Annie, two gifts?
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2. Thank you.
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3. Well, I wanted to get
the baby a doll
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4. and since the father
might be Andre or Chang,
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5. I wanted all
ethnic bases covered.
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6. So there's a little
African-American girl.
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7. And there's a very nice letter
from the manufacturer
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8. promising to expand
their selection.
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9. Oh, is everyone
enjoying their egg rolls
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10. and/or Mieliepap.
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11. A traditional maize porridge
popular in Ghana?
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12. Annie, you are aware that baby
showers can be race neutral.
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13. Yes, thank you, Annie,
for trying to be inclusive,
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14. but, um, regardless
of any biological happenstance,
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15. this baby will be raised
by Andre and I.
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16. That's right.
And I seem to recall a story
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18. who happily raised a baby
that wasn't his.
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19. History's greatest chump.
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20. We're talking
about Joe Kennedy, right?
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21. It's cool. If it's mine,
I'll be a lovable uncle.
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22. Okay, a creepy uncle.
Final offer.
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23. This is from me and Troy.
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24. When your child
is a lone scavenger
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its weight in gold.
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27. Yeah, we wanted to get him
a sawed-off shotgun,
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28. but those are pretty
expensive already.
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29. Sorry.
You people eat this stuff?
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30. I've never seen
that stuff in my life.
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31. You know, you really
shouldn't say "you people."
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32. Oh, it's okay.
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33. Pierce was having trouble
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34. quitting offensive phrases
cold Turkey,
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a bargaining system.
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36. We traded "you people" for some
of his other favorite phrases.
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37. Yeah, I really got...
Jewish-personed out of that one.
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38. - Here, open mine.
- Thank you.
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39. Oh, a cigar cutter,
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40. Maxim magazine, and hot sauce.
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41. It's a theme gift.
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42. Sorry I'm late.
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43. Can I get a ni hao
up in this hizzy?
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44. Why is everyone in this school
obsessed with race?
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46. Ooh, that looks fun.
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who was that cute guy
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outside with earlier?
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49. Oh, that's Lukka.
That's our new friend.
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50. - He's in Troy's history class.
- Oh, yeah, he's awesome.
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51. He has an accent.
He rolls his own cigarettes.
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the same video games as us.
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53. We like him a lot.
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54. So you're not allowed
to bone him.
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55. You just guaranteed
she'll bone him.
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56. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
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Ugh, who am I kidding?
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58. I should be putting this
right on my thighs.
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59. Community 2x18 - Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy
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60. Watch out, Abed.
There's a guy on your six.
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61. That's why I'm taking out
my nine millimeter.
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62. Please.
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63. In my country,
we give nine millimeter
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65. - Try grenade launcher.
- Cool.
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66. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
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67. Knock, knock.
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68. Hey, I was just stopping by.
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69. Oh, is this a bad time?
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70. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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71. Gentlemen, it's no way
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72. to treat a girl
that looks this way.
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73. Come in.
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74. - I'm Lukka.
- Britta.
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75. Like, uh, Britney Spears.
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76. Exactly like Britney Spears.
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77. Britta was just leaving.
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78. No, no, no, stay.
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79. Visit with your friends.
I must go anyway.
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80. - Oh!
- Yes, I'm cooking Podvarak.
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81. - Oh, I've never had that.
- I could make for you.
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82. Okay, I'll give you my number.
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83. You are her boyfriends?
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84. I love these guys.
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85. They make funny
with their mouths.
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86. Here you go.
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87. - I leave.
- Okay.
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88. What?
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89. - He asked me out.
- You're not allowed.
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90. - Not allowed?
- You'll ruin him.
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91. - I'll ruin him?
- Stop repeating.
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92. Stop rep... rimanding me,
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93. and explain why I'll ruin him.
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94. Britta, you date guys
that we think are cool,
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you don't like them anymore,
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horrible things about them
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99. - That one dude, tall Kyle.
- Jeff.
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100. Jeff?
I ruined Jeff?
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101. Oh, you mean
Jeff "nipple play" winger?
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102. No, as you can see, we're still
hanging out with him.
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103. How's it going, Jeff?
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104. Promise me
you won't date Lukka,
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105. and I'll give you one of these.
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106. It's a sweatshirt I made
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107. for everyone who was part of the
paintball adventure last year.
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108. You should have given me
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109. one of those a long time ago.
I kicked your asses.
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110. Don't date Lukka.
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111. "Hit my genie bottle"?
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112. What the... what was that?
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you can help me with something?
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115. Sure.
Let's have a look here.
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116. Let's see, uh, pieces of paper,
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lot of writing.
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118. I'm afraid this is
as far as I can go.
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119. No, no, no, I don't want
you to read it, Jeff.
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120. I want you to help me
get Chang to sign it.
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121. It's a little
something-something
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123. This little
something-something
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124. is a forfeiture
of parental rights.
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125. Mm-hmm.
Better safe than sorry.
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126. Why do you need me
to make Chang
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his hypothetical baby?
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128. Isn't he sort of
living with you?
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129. - Not cool, Shirley.
- You have a rapport with him...
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130. Not cool, Shirley.
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131. Besides, as your friend,
can I tell you,
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133. I mean, I think right now
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as you can get.
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baby daddy.
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137. Oh, so now we're all
in the business
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138. of knowing what's going on
in Chang's head, huh?
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139. Huh?
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140. Fine.
For the child.
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141. - God bless you.
- Not lately.
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142. Oh, I'm, um...
Oh, I'm so sorry,
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143. but could you just
not tell Troy and Abed
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145. No problem.
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146. It's just, um...
They're just really worried
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you know, see each other
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148. that it's somehow gonna affect
your friendship with them.
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149. Hey, don't worry.
Don't worry.
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150. I can keep a secret.
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151. I'm from the Balkans.
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I try not to talk about.
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154. I knew it.
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about anything.
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158. So much killing...
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stacked like firewood,
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with their blood...
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Just to clarify,
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survivor's guilt,
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back over there
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the motherland, right?
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168. Yes, I-I miss cleansing
our fields and forests
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who stole my country.
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of the villages burning.
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171. I miss the way they used to run
from our tanks in fear.
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172. Ah, damn it.
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173. My neighbor is jazz musician.
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174. Hey, Spencer, come on, man.
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175. I got woman in here!
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176. Great.
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177. He really knows
how to kill the mood.
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178. What are you doing?
Did you look for a job today?
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your coffee table's wobbly,
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182. Ugh!
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183. It must be the floor.
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184. Don't saw the floor.
Don't saw anything.
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185. I'm tired of confiscating saws.
Give me that.
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186. Take this.
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187. "Parental rights"?
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188. - You're adopting me?
- It's from Shirley.
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189. It gives her
and Andre the baby.
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190. Sign it.
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191. Oh, and if anyone asks,
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speech ever.
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193. Why are you crying?
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194. Ugh.
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195. Don't tell me you actually
wanted to be a father.
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196. I don't know.
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197. Maybe.
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is my last chance?
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199. I mean, between you and me,
I don't Chang a lot of chicks.
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200. But fathers are responsible.
They have jobs.
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201. You, you crash
on people's couches
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like a dog dreaming of a rabbit.
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203. It's real!
You don't...
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and my own apartment,
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of my baby's life?
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207. Yes.
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208. That's exactly what I'm saying.
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209. - So does that mean I can...?
- Go for it.
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210. Where do you keep
getting these?
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211. Hey, guys, where are you going?
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212. We're grabbing lunch
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session with Lukka.
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214. Lots of fork foods... don't want
to grease up the troops.
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about him, anyway?
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217. - Why?
- Did you start dating him,
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horrible things about him?
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219. What? No.
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220. Good, 'cause Lukka's gonna
teach us how to break the will
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by killing their livestock
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their places of worship.
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223. That sounds horrific.
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224. Ugh. Girls are
so un-desensitized.
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225. Jeffrey.
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226. - Hey, guys.
- Hey, man.
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229. Yeah, about that, Shirley,
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convincing speech ever,
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- Didn't take?
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232. We're not giving him
a perm, Jeff.
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to sign a contract.
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234. Well, "need" is...
Is a strong word.
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I believe that we can handle
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comes our way.
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239. Aw, baby.
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good morning, everybody.
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241. Did you see
the stock market today?
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Pick a direction, huh?
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about you guys,
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these want ads all morning.
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245. Now, who wants to take a break
and build a birdhouse?
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246. Chang, what's going on?
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247. I'm just getting
my act together.
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the pitter-patter
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across the treetops.
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251. And when that happens,
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the best dad I can be.
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don't leave me hanging,
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256. Oh, hey,
is that a reason to leave?
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258. Jeffrey!
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dad-to-dad.
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the vcr on three
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a pregnant woman run.
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a pregnant woman
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as an opportunity
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out of your apartment?
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270. Hey, who am I to stand
in the way
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to put their life together?
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272. - What am I, daytime television?
- Very cute, Jeff.
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273. Well, how cute is it gonna be
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is dangling my baby
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on alternate weekends?
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276. Could be pretty cute.
Are they baby lions?
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277. New low, Jeff, even for you.
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278. Shirley...
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279. Right. I'm not gonna make
a pregnant woman storm off?
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280. Look at them run.
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281. They must die like
the maggots that they are.
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282. Whoa, Lukka, I didn't know
we got extra points
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- He's amazing.
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- Unbelievable.
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I'm just here
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290. That's my hat.
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- Mm-hmm.
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292. - Are you sure?
- Yep.
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293. Hey, Lukka, you are
really good at this game,
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294. and there must be a reason that
you are so good at this game.
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295. Britta, though your flirtation
technique is hilarious,
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297. Lukka is kicking
serious ass right now.
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to a farmers market.
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299. Bang, bang, you're dead!
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for your dog mother in hell!
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301. Okay, fine.
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302. Wait a minute.
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303. You have DVD blu-ray disc
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Sorry.
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on all my disks,
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no-lending policy on my DVDs.
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if somebody broke that rule?
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312. Maybe we watch Kick Puncher 3
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319. - I feel sick.
- She's strange.
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to you for a second?
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till I see my face in this.
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some advice...
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that you're trying to get
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and for Shirley's,
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to relax a little.
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331. Oh, I see what's going on.
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332. You're scared.
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on your tail, huh?
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for 11 years,
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when they're sick.
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help 'em with their homework.
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it's not how you act,
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put aluminum siding on itself?
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what I'm talking about.
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What's going on?
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350. Oh, that's awful.
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Who would...
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"Kickmuncher 3"?
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that Lukka was...?
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hanging out... no!
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taking the DVD, Britta.
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in your room?
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thorough documentary
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of me watching dailies,
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it comes in handy.
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why you would do this
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try to pin it on Lukka.
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369. Now you're just ruining
cool guys for fun.
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You're an inhuman person.
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would stop hanging out with him.
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yourself, Britta.
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in the Balkans?
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380. Hmm, yeah, you would say that.
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red-handed borrowing a DVD
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than tall Kyle!
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- Hola
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Who are these tiny people?
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from school,
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with their Spanish homework.
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390. - Hey, kids.
- Ooh!
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Watch the cardigan.
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394. This proves you're a kidnapper.
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395. - What the hell's wrong with you?
- I am nuts, Jeff!
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What have I done?
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you could be a father.
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399. - I can be.
- Oh, no, you can't.
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and you never will.
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and out of my apartment.
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and beg forgiveness.
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really Loquanda?
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a friend of hers.
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dumb-ass?
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a educational game with you!
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- Don't give me that lip.
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in the hallway?
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- Go ahead.
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something while I'm gone.
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for you again.
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what happens to you,
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I want you gone.
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423. Oh, believe me,
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far away from here.
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how much do you pay
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about kidnappings?
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427. Ok, fine. This one's on me
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429. Here's your wallet, keys,
and pasties.
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for running.
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432. Buddy, I worked
at a maximum-security prison
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434. and those are still
the gayest thing I've ever seen.
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435. Well, I find that
hard to believe.
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436. Jeffrey, I spoke
to the boys' mother.
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437. She's not gonna press charges.
Are you okay?
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438. Oh, I'm fine.
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439. I spent the night
learning arts and crafts
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440. from my cell mate, Chabo.
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441. Did you know
you can make an ashtray
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442. using only a cigarette
and a snitch's forehead?
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443. Yeah.
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444. Look, uh, Shirley, I'm...
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445. I'm sorry I tried to capitalize
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446. on your situation with Chang.
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447. Apology accepted.
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448. Punishment is time served.
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449. There's no cell on earth
that can hold Chang!
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450. I know this place's secrets.
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451. Winger!
Thank God you're all right!
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452. I've been looking all...
Hey, Tracy. What's up, baby?
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453. Why are they arresting Chang?
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454. I thought you said Loquanda
wasn't pressing charges.
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455. Mm-hmm, not against Jeff,
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456. but I talked her
into going after Chang
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457. for child endangerment.
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458. Shirley, he could get
three to five years for that.
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459. Are you sure
that's what you want?
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460. Because if we put
our heads together,
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461. we could be rid of him
for 20 to life.
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462. - Really?
- Oh, absolutely.
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463. All I'd have to do is testify
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464. that he tried
to sell those kids to me
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465. and throw in the fact that
he was teaching them Spanish,
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466. and any d.A. Worth his salt
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467. can make a case
for human trafficking.
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468. I like how you thinking.
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469. What is wrong with you two?
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470. Why are you doing this
to Chang?
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471. Andre, I'm doing this for us.
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472. We have a second chance
for our family,
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473. and I just want
everything to be perfect.
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474. Baby, that's what you wanted
the first time around.
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475. You did everything in your power
to make everything perfect,
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476. and look what happened.
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477. Are you trying
to tell me you cheated
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478. because I wanted what was best
for our family?
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479. No, I cheated
because I was a coward.
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480. But you took me back,
because while I was gone,
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481. somehow you learned to accept
the bad with the good.
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482. Oh, that's
the Greendale effect.
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483. Our school motto
is "lower your standards."
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484. Look, look,
I know you are ashamed
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485. about what happened with Chang.
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486. Hell, I am too, all right?
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487. But locking that little man up
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488. is not gonna make our lives
any less crazy.
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489. It'll only make prison crazier.
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490. I guess you're right.
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491. It's impossible to keep
the chaos from your lives.
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492. I mean, we learned that
in that movie
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493. we saw
with all those dinosaurs.
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494. - Jurassic Park?
- No, it's complicated.
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495. Okay, okay, time-out.
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496. Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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497. I'm sorry to you, you,
officer baby.
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498. Let's go buddy, come on!
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499. - No! No! No!
- Come on, you're coming with me
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500. Britta?
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501. What? You guys want me
to ruin something for you?
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502. Come on, you're being dramatic.
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503. We asked Lukka a few questions
after what you said.
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504. He told us
about his time in the army
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505. and...
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506. The things he did.
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507. I'm never gonna get some
of those images out of my head.
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508. If I ever go to the Balkans,
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509. I'm bringing some serious
cheat codes and walk-throughs.
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510. Why didn't you tell us sooner?
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511. Because I didn't want
to be the one
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512. to ruin another guy
for you guys.
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513. Britta, there's a difference
between telling us
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514. a guy likes nipple play
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515. and telling us a guy
makes hats out of babies.
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516. I guess the reason
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517. is because we've been riding you
kind of hard lately.
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518. How about from now on,
we promise to go easier on you,
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519. if you promise not to tell us
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520. any details
about the guys you're dating,
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521. unless they've committed genocide.
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522. Or if they're left-handed.
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523. I want to know about that.
I'm making a chart.
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524. Deal.
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525. I guess I ruined game night.
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526. I tend to ruin stuff.
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527. - Come on.
- You do not.
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528. You want to watch
catfish with us?
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529. Was that the movie where the
guy flirts with the girl online,
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530. but then it turns out
that it's a fat, old woman?
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531. Oh. Sorry.
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532. It's cool.
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533. Maybe it's about catfish.
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534. Well, this was fun.
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