1. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...Copy !req
2. ANNOUNCER>> FROM NEW YORK CITY,Copy !req
3. LOUIS RAMEY!Copy !req
4. LOUIS>> AH, AH.Copy !req
5. WHOA!Copy !req
6. GLAD TO BE HERE.Copy !req
7. VERY GLAD TO BE HERE!Copy !req
8. LAST WEEK I WAS IN MOBILE,Copy !req
9. ALABAMA.Copy !req
10. VERY GLAD TO BE HERE!Copy !req
11. THERE ARE MUTANTS IN MOBILE.Copy !req
12. THEY GOT SOCIAL MUTANTS.Copy !req
13. THEY GOTCopy !req
14. REDNECKS-WANNA-BE-YUPPIESCopy !req
15. THAT COULDN'T QUITE MAKE THATCopy !req
16. CROSSOVER?Copy !req
17. THEY'VE GOT BMW'S, AND PUTCopy !req
18. MUD TIRES ON THEM, KNOW WHATCopy !req
19. I'M TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
20. PORCHES WITH RIFLE RACKS?Copy !req
21. DEEP FRIED SUSHI...Copy !req
22. JUST GLAD TO BE TALKINGCopy !req
23. TO A CROWD WITH TEETH TONIGHT—Copy !req
24. THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
25. YEAH.Copy !req
26. THE REASON I WAS THERE—Copy !req
27. I WAS THE BEST MAN AT A FRIENDCopy !req
28. OF MINE'S WEDDING.Copy !req
29. THAT WAS PRETTY EXCITING.Copy !req
30. OUT OF CURIOSITY HERE—Copy !req
31. HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE BEENCopy !req
32. THE BRIDESMAID AT SOMEBODY'SCopy !req
33. WEDDING—Copy !req
34. CLAP... IF YOU'VE BEENCopy !req
35. A BRIDESMAID.Copy !req
36. LET ME ASK YOU THIS.Copy !req
37. WAS IT THE UGLIEST DRESS YOUCopy !req
38. EVER WORE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?Copy !req
39. YEAH, AND I DON'T KNOW WHERECopy !req
40. HE GOT THESE TUXEDOS.Copy !req
41. HE LOOKED LIKE JAMES BONDCopy !req
42. I LOOKED LIKE JAMES BROWN.Copy !req
43. LITTLE VELVET COLLAR—Copy !req
44. LITTLE SATIN STRIPE GOING DOWNCopy !req
45. THE LEG AND I WALK INTO CHURCHCopy !req
46. LOOKING LIKE A BACKUP SINGERCopy !req
47. FROM SOME OLD MOTOWN GROUP.Copy !req
48. HEY, HOW Y'ALL DOIN'?Copy !req
49. WE THE WETLOCKS.Copy !req
50. YEAH.Copy !req
51. YOU TAKE THIS WOMAN?Copy !req
52. YOU DO?Copy !req
53. BEING THE BEST MAN, YOU'RE INCopy !req
54. CHARGE OF THE BACHELOR PARTY.Copy !req
55. I THROW GOOD BACHELOR PARTIES—Copy !req
56. GOOD BACHELOR PARTIES.Copy !req
57. THE KIND THAT, YOU WAKE UP ATCopy !req
58. FIVE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING,Copy !req
59. YOU'RE ONLY CONCERN IS TO MAKECopy !req
60. BAIL.Copy !req
61. AND WE DRANK SAMBUCA ALL NIGHT.Copy !req
62. I LOVE SAMBUCA.Copy !req
63. DRANK LIKE A BOTTLE AND A HALFCopy !req
64. OF THIS STUFF.Copy !req
65. HAD WHAT IS KNOWN AS A SAMBUCACopy !req
66. DREAM.Copy !req
67. IT LAST LIKE THREE HOURS INCopy !req
68. TECHNICOLOR AND THERE'S CREDITSCopy !req
69. ROLLING AT THE END.Copy !req
70. I REMEMBER THIS ONE SCENE WHERECopy !req
71. I'M IN A HOT TUB WITHCopy !req
72. TYRA BANKS, JENNIFER LOPEZ—Copy !req
73. AND YOU WERE THERE, SWEETIE,Copy !req
74. YOU WERE THERE.Copy !req
75. YEAH, HE WAS THERE, TOO,Copy !req
76. BUT HE WAS RUNNING THE CAMERA.Copy !req
77. AND, AH...Copy !req
78. THINGS WERE GOING GREAT.Copy !req
79. THIS WHOLE RABBIT PLAYING ACopy !req
80. BASS DRUM, STARTED TALKING TOCopy !req
81. THE CHIHUAHUA SPEAKING SPANISH.Copy !req
82. MUST'VE BEEN SLEEPWALKING,Copy !req
83. BECAUSE WHEN I WOKE UP, I WAS INCopy !req
84. A GREYHOUND STATION COMPLETELYCopy !req
85. NAKED HANDCUFFED TO A GOAT.Copy !req
86. IT WAS LEGAL, 'CAUSE THE GOATCopy !req
87. WAS WEARING A WEDDING DRESS,Copy !req
88. YOU KNOW.Copy !req
89. THE PICTURES CAME OUT NICE—Copy !req
90. WE DIDN'T GET MANY PRESENTS,Copy !req
91. BUT I THINK OUR KIDS MIGHTCopy !req
92. COME OUT LOOKING PRETTY COOL.Copy !req
93. SEE, CAUSE GOATS HAVE KIDS—Copy !req
94. THESE ARE PUNS-Copy !req
95. SEE, GOATS HAVE...Copy !req
96. HEY, WELL YOU, TOO,Copy !req
97. PEOPLE.Copy !req
98. NOTHING'S GOING TO RUIN MY DAY—Copy !req
99. I'M FEELING TOO GOOD...Copy !req
100. I PLAYED SOME PRACTICAL JOKES—Copy !req
101. LOVE PRACTICAL JOKES— LOVE 'EM.Copy !req
102. LIKE YOU GO TO FAST FOODCopy !req
103. RESTAURANTS, AND ORDER STUFFCopy !req
104. THEY DON'T HAVE.Copy !req
105. GOTTA TRY THAT.Copy !req
106. GO TO BURGER KING OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
107. HEY, BURGER KING— I CAN HAVE ITCopy !req
108. MY WAY, HUH?Copy !req
109. WHEW!Copy !req
110. LOOK AT THAT MENU—Copy !req
111. AH! AH-AH.Copy !req
112. HOLD ON SCREECH, BE RIGHT WITHCopy !req
113. YOU— HOLD ON, BRO.Copy !req
114. AH— LET ME HAVE THE UH, CATFISHCopy !req
115. DINNER, WITH BRUSSELL SPROUTS,Copy !req
116. TWO BISCUITS, AND A COORS LIGHT.Copy !req
117. GUY BEHIND THE COUNTER'SCopy !req
118. GOIN'...Copy !req
119. FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FUN,Copy !req
120. RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
121. IT WAS FIVE MINUTES OF HIMCopy !req
122. LOOKIN', FIVE MINUTES OF THECopy !req
123. MANAGER LOOKIN'.Copy !req
124. FIVE MINUTES OF THE MANAGER ONCopy !req
125. THE PHONE WITH THE HOME OFFICE.Copy !req
126. YEP, WE'RE OUT OF BEER.Copy !req
127. ANOTHER THING I LIKE TO DO—Copy !req
128. I LIKE TO GO TO TANNING SALONS.Copy !req
129. I LOVE THAT— LOVE GOING TOCopy !req
130. TANNING SALONS.Copy !req
131. YEAH.Copy !req
132. I DON'T ACTUALLY GO INSIDE,Copy !req
133. THOUGH, I STAND OUTSIDE,Copy !req
134. RIGHT BY THE ENTRANCE GOING...Copy !req
135. AAHHH!Copy !req
136. SEE?Copy !req
137. SOME GET IT— SOME DON'T.Copy !req
138. SEE HOW THAT WORKS?Copy !req
139. SO I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD—Copy !req
140. MY SISTER JUST HAD A BABY.Copy !req
141. PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
142. YEP.Copy !req
143. I'M A NEW UNCLE NOW.Copy !req
144. PRETTY EXCITED.Copy !req
145. UH, I WAS THERE— I SAW THISCopy !req
146. BABY WHEN IT WAS NINE MINUTESCopy !req
147. OLD.Copy !req
148. NINE MINUTES OLD.Copy !req
149. IF YOU'RE A GUY, AND YOU'VECopy !req
150. NEVER SEEN A NEWBORN CHILD,Copy !req
151. LET ME TELL YOU NOW—Copy !req
152. IT'S THE MIRACLE OF LIFE.Copy !req
153. NOTHING MORE PRECIOUS,Copy !req
154. NOTHING MORE DELICATE.Copy !req
155. NOTHING QUITE AS UGLY AS ACopy !req
156. NEWBORN CHILD.Copy !req
157. THEY GOT NO HAIR—Copy !req
158. THEY GOT NO TEETH—Copy !req
159. THEY'RE LIKE ALIENS.Copy !req
160. THAT'S NOT A BABY!Copy !req
161. THAT'S A JUNKIE!Copy !req
162. WHAT...Copy !req
163. OF COURSE WITH MY SISTER HAVINGCopy !req
164. A BABY, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
165. NOW THE ENTIRE FAMILY'S ALWAYSCopy !req
166. WONDERING WHEN I'M GETTINGCopy !req
167. MARRIED.Copy !req
168. I DATE— I'M JUST I'M NOT VERYCopy !req
169. GOOD AT IT.Copy !req
170. NO, I DON'T PICK UP ON THECopy !req
171. SUBTLE MESSAGES WOMEN GIVE OFF.Copy !req
172. I USUALLY DON'T EVEN REALIZECopy !req
173. THE RELATIONSHIP'S OVER UNTILCopy !req
174. THAT RESTRAINING ORDER SHOWS UPCopy !req
175. IN THE MAIL.Copy !req
176. THEN I'M JUST THINKING SHE'SCopy !req
177. PLAYING HARD TO GET.Copy !req
178. YEAH!Copy !req
179. I MEAN, WE STILL SEE EACH OTHER.Copy !req
180. WELL, SHE DOESN'T SEE ME.Copy !req
181. 'CAUSE I'M HIDIN' IN THE BUSHES.Copy !req
182. BUT, UH...Copy !req
183. LOUIS>> SO...Copy !req
184. WE GOT A NEW PRESIDENT.Copy !req
185. I CAN TELL YOU'RE HAPPY ABOUTCopy !req
186. THAT.Copy !req
187. A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE HIM—Copy !req
188. GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YA.Copy !req
189. I DON'T KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUTCopy !req
190. BUSH...Copy !req
191. OH— WAIT A MINUTE, ALL I KNOWCopy !req
192. ABOUT MR. BUSH IS HIS FATHER.Copy !req
193. HIS FATHER WAS AN EXCELLENTCopy !req
194. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
195. EXCELLENT PRESIDENT.Copy !req
196. FOR COMEDY.Copy !req
197. SOME OF THE BEST MATERIALCopy !req
198. CAME FROM THAT MAN.Copy !req
199. REMEMBER WHEN HE GOT SICK ONCopy !req
200. NATIONAL TELEVISION?Copy !req
201. STARTED BLOWING CHUNKS ONCopy !req
202. DIGNITARIES?Copy !req
203. WHAT A PROUD DAY TO BE ANCopy !req
204. AMERICAN.Copy !req
205. WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE BEENCopy !req
206. AT THAT PARTY.Copy !req
207. ME STANDING THERE—Copy !req
208. GEORGE IN THE CORNER...Copy !req
209. OH.Copy !req
210. PEOPLE ASKING ME IF I'MCopy !req
211. AN AMERICAN?Copy !req
212. I'M GOING— BUDDA MA GIGGA MOMO.Copy !req
213. BUDD MA GIGGA MOMO.Copy !req
214. TITO-MARLON-LATOYA!Copy !req
215. SEE, THOSE ARE THE JACKSONS.Copy !req
216. SEE?Copy !req
217. TITO, MARLON?Copy !req
218. WELL, MAYBE NOT LATOYA...Copy !req
219. BUT UM...Copy !req
220. HEY, SHE'S PSYCHIC, SHE SAW ITCopy !req
221. COMING.Copy !req
222. NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHYCopy !req
223. POLITICIANS LIE.Copy !req
224. I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT.Copy !req
225. TELL US, WE CAN HANDLE IT.Copy !req
226. I'LL VOTE FOR THE FIRST PERSONCopy !req
227. THAT JUST ADMITS TO EVERYTHING.Copy !req
228. FIRST PERSON THEY WALK UP TOCopy !req
229. AND GO, EXCUSE ME, DID YOU SLEEPCopy !req
230. WITH THAT WOMAN?Copy !req
231. YEAH, WHAT'S UP BABY?Copy !req
232. HOW YOU DOIN', GIRL?Copy !req
233. YEAH, I SLEPT WITH HER, (BLEEP).Copy !req
234. I'D SLEEP WITH HER AGAIN.Copy !req
235. WHAT'S UP, BABY?Copy !req
236. WHAT?Copy !req
237. DID I EVER DO DRUGS?Copy !req
238. YEAH.Copy !req
239. I DID SOME DRUGS.Copy !req
240. ONCE?Copy !req
241. (BLEEP).Copy !req
242. I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMESCopy !req
243. I DID DRUGS.Copy !req
244. I KNOW I WAS DOING HER WHENCopy !req
245. I WAS DOING THE DRUGS.Copy !req
246. I CAN TELL YOU THAT.Copy !req
247. WHAT?Copy !req
248. TAXES?Copy !req
249. NO, NOT THAT YEAR—Copy !req
250. I WASN'T EVEN WORKING— I WASCopy !req
251. JUST DOING HER AND DOING DRUGS.Copy !req
252. WHAT?Copy !req
253. DRAFT?Copy !req
254. YEAH, I'LL HAVE ONE.Copy !req
255. YOU WASN'T ONE, BABY?Copy !req
256. I WAS TALKING ABOUT BUSH?Copy !req
257. I DON'T KNOW BUSH THAT MUCH,Copy !req
258. BUT I DO KNOW TEXAS—Copy !req
259. BEEN TO TEXAS.Copy !req
260. PEOPLE BEEN TO TEXAS?Copy !req
261. ALL RIGHT, YOU ESCAPED!Copy !req
262. TEXAS IS NOT A BAD PLACE.Copy !req
263. IT'S JUST THAT THERE'S NO LITTLECopy !req
264. POLITICAL APOLOGY FOR ANYTHING.Copy !req
265. THEY DON'T APOLOGIZE FORCopy !req
266. ANYTHING.Copy !req
267. HEY, YOU GOT A LOT OF GUNSCopy !req
268. AROUND HERE.Copy !req
269. YEAH!Copy !req
270. OKAY.Copy !req
271. THAT'S NOT THE RESPONSECopy !req
272. I WAS LOOKING FOR.Copy !req
273. I HEAR YOU EXECUTE A LOT OFCopy !req
274. PEOPLE, TOO.Copy !req
275. YEAH!Copy !req
276. ALL RIGHT, I'M OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
277. I WAS ACTUALLY THERE WHENCopy !req
278. CARLA FAY TUCKER WAS GOING TO BECopy !req
279. EXECUTED.Copy !req
280. REMEMBER HER?Copy !req
281. FIRST WOMAN EXECUTED SINCECopy !req
282. THE CIVIL WAR.Copy !req
283. PEOPLE SIGNING PETITIONS.Copy !req
284. YOU CAN'T DO IT.Copy !req
285. THEN THE POPE CALLED...Copy !req
286. POPE SAID YOU CAN'T DO IT.Copy !req
287. SHE FOUND GOD.Copy !req
288. YOU CAN'T DO IT.Copy !req
289. AND THEY DID IT.Copy !req
290. WELCOME TO TEXAS.Copy !req
291. IT TAKES A LOT OF BALLS TO SAYCopy !req
292. NO TO THE POPE, DOESN'T IT?Copy !req
293. HEY, HEY, PADRE, HOW ARE YOUCopy !req
294. DOING, MAN?Copy !req
295. CARLA?Copy !req
296. YEAH, SHE'S HERE.Copy !req
297. BORN AGAIN?Copy !req
298. HELL, WE'LL FRY HER TWICE.Copy !req
299. THEY SHOULD ACTUALLY PUT A GUYCopy !req
300. IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR ON THECopy !req
301. SIGN WHEN YOU ENTER TEXAS.Copy !req
302. WELCOME TO TEXAS.Copy !req
303. LITTLE GUY IN THE CHAIR GOING—Copy !req
304. DON'T UP.Copy !req
305. AFTER THAT I WENT TO...Copy !req
306. ASPEN, COLORADO...Copy !req
307. BEAUTIFUL PLACE,Copy !req
308. IF YOU EVER GET A CHANCE, GO.Copy !req
309. OF COURSE, NOTHING REMINDS YOUCopy !req
310. YOU'RE THE ONLYCopy !req
311. BLACK GUY IN TOWNCopy !req
312. LIKE FRESH SNOW.Copy !req
313. PEOPLE COULD FIND MECopy !req
314. ON THE MAP—Copy !req
315. YEAH, THERE HE IS, RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
316. SPENT THE WHOLE WEEK SKIING,Copy !req
317. WATCHING RICH PEOPLE HIT TREES.Copy !req
318. HEY BOB, WOULD YOU LOOK—Copy !req
319. WHAT HAPPENED, BRO?Copy !req
320. I SAW A BLACK GUY SKIING!Copy !req
321. NAW, YOU SAW BIGFOOT.Copy !req
322. YEAH, DOING A LOT OF TRAVELING.Copy !req
323. I WAS IN DETROIT.Copy !req
324. I HAVE A HISTORY WITH DETROIT.Copy !req
325. I HAD A RENTAL CAR STOLEN INCopy !req
326. DETROIT ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO.Copy !req
327. AND THEN HAD MY CAR STOLENCopy !req
328. LAST YEAR.Copy !req
329. YEAH.Copy !req
330. THEY GOT THE BEST CAR THIEVESCopy !req
331. IN THE WORLD IN DETROIT.Copy !req
332. YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK THEY COULDCopy !req
333. TAKE MINE, CAUSE THE WINDOWSCopy !req
334. WERE ROLLED UP, THE DOORS WERECopy !req
335. LOCKED...Copy !req
336. I WAS IN THE CAR AT THE TIME,Copy !req
337. ACTUALLY.Copy !req
338. I WAS AT A RED LIGHT.Copy !req
339. THEY GOT A LOT OF OUT-OF-WORKCopy !req
340. AUTO WORKERS THERE, CAUSE I'MCopy !req
341. SITTING THERE, AND I HEAR THISCopy !req
342. LIKE...Copy !req
343. I LOOK BACK AND THE BACK SEATCopy !req
344. WAS GONE.Copy !req
345. I TURN BACK AROUND, AND I'MCopy !req
346. HOLDING TWO STICKS AND SITTIN'Copy !req
347. ON BLOCKS.Copy !req
348. YEAH, I'M SITTING IN THE MIDDLECopy !req
349. OF THE STREET GOING—Copy !req
350. YOU GUYS ARE GOOD!Copy !req
351. MAN, I'D PAY TO SEE THAT AGAIN!Copy !req
352. I'D PAY MONEY!Copy !req
353. AH, DAMN, YOU GUYS WERE GOOD...Copy !req
354. IT ONLY TOOK YOU...Copy !req
355. DAMN!Copy !req
356. I'VE BEEN PLAYING A LOT OFCopy !req
357. MILITARY BASES, TOO.Copy !req
358. BEEN TRAVELING TO MILITARYCopy !req
359. BASES.Copy !req
360. I'VE NOTICED THIS—Copy !req
361. EVERY TIME I PLAY A MILITARYCopy !req
362. BASE, THE SAME THING HAPPENS—Copy !req
363. WE START DRINKING.Copy !req
364. START TALKING POLITICS.Copy !req
365. THEY BRING UP GAYS IN THECopy !req
366. MILITARY.Copy !req
367. I ALWAYS TELL THEM THE SAMECopy !req
368. THING— I HOPE THEY PUTCopy !req
369. THOUSANDS OF GAYS IN THECopy !req
370. MILITARY— HUNDREDS OF...Copy !req
371. MILLIONS!Copy !req
372. WHOEVER WANTS TO GO—Copy !req
373. PUT 'EM IN THERE!Copy !req
374. IN FACT, IF I'M EVER INCopy !req
375. THE MILITARY, I WANT TO BE INCopy !req
376. AN ALL GAY PLATOON.Copy !req
377. THE WAY I SEE IT, IF I'M IN ACopy !req
378. FOXHOLE, AND I'VE GOT A GUN,Copy !req
379. AND THERE'S A GAY GUY NEXTCopy !req
380. TO ME, AND HE'S GOT A GUN,Copy !req
381. MY THEORY'S PRETTY SIMPLE.Copy !req
382. I WANT THE GUY COVERING MY ASSCopy !req
383. TO THINK MY ASS IS PRETTY CUTE.Copy !req
384. I WANT HIM FIGHTING FOR MORECopy !req
385. THAN JUST COUNTRY, HERE,Copy !req
386. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?Copy !req
387. IF I GET SHOT, I DON'T WANTCopy !req
388. SOMEBODY GOING TO GO GET ACopy !req
389. MEDIC— I WANT THEM TO SAY...Copy !req
390. THEY SHOT LOUIS?Copy !req
391. YEAH, SEE, IF I'M MISSINGCopy !req
392. IN ACTION, CHUCK NORRIS MIGHT BECopy !req
393. BUSY THAT WEEK.Copy !req
394. THEY CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS TO COMECopy !req
395. FIND ME, I WANT TO HEAR—Copy !req
396. GIRL, WE GOTTA GO GET HIM!Copy !req
397. LOUIS>> I WAS PICKING ONCopy !req
398. THE SOUTH.Copy !req
399. I PICK ON THE SOUTH BECAUSECopy !req
400. I'M FROM THE SOUTH.Copy !req
401. I'M ORIGINALLY FROM ATLANTA.Copy !req
402. YEP.Copy !req
403. THREE PEOPLE CLAP— THANK YOUCopy !req
404. FOR THAT ROUND OF INDIFFERENCE.Copy !req
405. EVERYONE TOGETHER NOW—Copy !req
406. WHO CARES?Copy !req
407. THAT'S OKAY— I'M USED TO IT.Copy !req
408. I MOVED TO NEW YORK—Copy !req
409. TELL PEOPLE I'M FROM GEORGIA.Copy !req
410. THEY GO— NO, YOU'RE NOT, MAN.Copy !req
411. YOU'RE WEARING SHOES.Copy !req
412. LOOK.Copy !req
413. COMES FROM STUFF LIKE THECopy !req
414. "DUKES OF HAZZARD,"Copy !req
415. "THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW,"Copy !req
416. "BEVERLY HILLBILLIES,"Copy !req
417. THE MOVIE, "DELIVERANCE..."Copy !req
418. YOU GO TO CHINA AND TELL PEOPLECopy !req
419. YOU'RE FROM GEORGIA,Copy !req
420. THEY GO "GEORGIA!"Copy !req
421. (MAKES PIG SQUEALCopy !req
422. WITH CHINESE ACCENT)Copy !req
423. SO, LIKE I SAID I AM STARTINGCopy !req
424. THE DATING THING.Copy !req
425. I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT.Copy !req
426. HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS HERE WORKCopy !req
427. OUT?Copy !req
428. ALL RIGHT, JUST THE FOUR OF US,Copy !req
429. ALL RIGHT GOOD.Copy !req
430. THE REST YOU WATCHING LATE NIGHTCopy !req
431. TV.Copy !req
432. WANNA LOSE WEIGHT?Copy !req
433. NO.Copy !req
434. I WORK OUT FOR THE SAME REASONCopy !req
435. EVERYBODY WORKS OUT.Copy !req
436. TO LOOK GOOD NAKED.Copy !req
437. ESPECIALLY GUYS.Copy !req
438. GUYS WANT TO BE THAT GUY WALKINGCopy !req
439. DOWN THE BEACH IN JAMAICA,Copy !req
440. NO SHIRT ON.Copy !req
441. PASS A GROUP OF WOMEN ALL YOUCopy !req
442. DAMN!Copy !req
443. DID YOU SEE THAT?Copy !req
444. THE LAST THING A GUY WANTS TO BECopy !req
445. IS THAT GUY WALKING DOWNCopy !req
446. THE BEACH IN JAMAICA WITHCopy !req
447. NO SHIRT ON AND HEAR DAMN.Copy !req
448. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
449. DID YOU SEE THAT?Copy !req
450. BUT I'M STARTING THE WHOLECopy !req
451. DATING THING.Copy !req
452. BEEN READING UP, TOO.Copy !req
453. YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE—Copy !req
454. THOSE BOOKS THAT TELLCopy !req
455. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MENCopy !req
456. AND WOMEN.Copy !req
457. 'CAUSE THERE IS NO REALCopy !req
458. DIFFERENCE.Copy !req
459. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS WOMENCopy !req
460. AND COMPLEX AND MEN ARE NOT.Copy !req
461. MEN ARE VERY BASIC—Copy !req
462. LITTLE SHORT LIST OF NEEDSCopy !req
463. AND WANTS.Copy !req
464. YOU MEET THOSE AND WE'RECopy !req
465. IN LOVE.Copy !req
466. AND ALL MEN ARE THE SAME,Copy !req
467. THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT,Copy !req
468. WE'RE ALL THE SAME.Copy !req
469. IF YOU'RE A WOMAN AND YOU DON'TCopy !req
470. UNDERSTAND MEN, CHANCES ARE,Copy !req
471. YOU'RE THINKING TOO HARD.Copy !req
472. GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE—Copy !req
473. ALL MEN HAVE THE SAME FANTASY,Copy !req
474. TWO WOMEN.Copy !req
475. THAT'S 'CAUSE WE'RE BASIC,Copy !req
476. WE'RE CAVEMEN.Copy !req
477. ASK THE GUY, WHAT'S GOOD?Copy !req
478. WOMAN.Copy !req
479. WHAT'S BETTER?Copy !req
480. TWO WOMAN.Copy !req
481. WHAT'S BETTER THAN THAT?Copy !req
482. FIVE WOMAN!Copy !req
483. WOMEN CAN DISCUSS THEIR ORGASMS.Copy !req
484. MINE'S LIKE THIS, MINE'S LIKECopy !req
485. THAT.Copy !req
486. MEN CAN'T DISCUSS THEIR ORGASMSCopy !req
487. 'CAUSE THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.Copy !req
488. UHHHH!Copy !req
489. NOW, I KNOW THAT DOESN'T LOOKCopy !req
490. LIKE A LOT TO YOU LADIES,Copy !req
491. BUT BELIEVE ME, WE DO A LOT OFCopy !req
492. CRAP FOR THAT.Copy !req
493. FIGHT WARS, BUILD BRIDGES,Copy !req
494. PAY COVER.Copy !req
495. I WISH I HAD THAT KIND OF RECOILCopy !req
496. AGAIN.Copy !req
497. TAKE YOUR TIME.Copy !req
498. NOW WOMEN, YOUR ORGASM,Copy !req
499. IS A COMPLETE MYSTERY TO US.Copy !req
500. WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT WORKS,Copy !req
501. WHAT'S GOING ON—Copy !req
502. COMPLETE MYSTERY.Copy !req
503. IT'S LIKE...Copy !req
504. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...Copy !req
505. LOUIS>> SO I'M GONNA DO MY WORLDCopy !req
506. FAMOUS IMPRESSIONS RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
507. WORLD FAMOUS IMPRESSIONS.Copy !req
508. YOU WON'T SEE ANYWHERE ELSECopy !req
509. IN THE WORLD, EXCEPT HERE ONCopy !req
510. THIS STAGE.Copy !req
511. PEOPLE COME FROM MILES AROUNDCopy !req
512. TO SEE ME DO THESE.Copy !req
513. PEOPLE WILL COME FROM RAWWAY.Copy !req
514. MY FIRST IMPRESSION,Copy !req
515. FOR YOU MUSIC FANS.Copy !req
516. THIS IS FIVE YEAR OLDCopy !req
517. BARRY WHITE AND HIS FATHER.Copy !req
518. FIVE YEAR OLD MUSIC LEGEND,Copy !req
519. BARRY WHITE AND HIS FATHER.Copy !req
520. YOU GUYS DO KNOW WHO BARRY WHITECopy !req
521. IS, RIGHT?Copy !req
522. WELL, I'M KINDA ASKING 'CAUSECopy !req
523. THIS WHOLE SECTION RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
524. CAUSE YOU GUYS— THE CLASSCopy !req
525. REUNION OF SAVED BY THE BELL.Copy !req
526. THERE'S ZACH, SCREECH, KELLY,Copy !req
527. SLATER.Copy !req
528. DON'T WORRY MAN, YOU'RE SLATER.Copy !req
529. CALM DOWN.Copy !req
530. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
531. THIS IS FIVE YEAR OLDCopy !req
532. BARRY WHITE AND HIS FATHER.Copy !req
533. HEY, HEY, BARRY, WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
534. WHY ARE YOU CRYING?Copy !req
535. OH, DID YOU DROP YOUR ICE-CREAMCopy !req
536. CONE?Copy !req
537. GIVE ME YOUR CONE RIGHT THERECopy !req
538. ON THE FLOOR.Copy !req
539. YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT SOME OTHERCopy !req
540. IMPRESSIONS I CAN DO, PEOPLE.Copy !req
541. NOW, MY LAST AND FINALCopy !req
542. IMPRESSION—Copy !req
543. USUALLY WHEN I DO THIS ONE,Copy !req
544. PEOPLE STAND UP, DO THE WAVE,Copy !req
545. LIGHT LIGHTERS, SCREAM,Copy !req
546. FREE BIRD, THROW PANTIESCopy !req
547. ON THE STAGE.Copy !req
548. GOD I WANT YOU.Copy !req
549. NO, NO, I'M NOT KIDDING.Copy !req
550. I WANT YOU IN THE WORST WAY.Copy !req
551. WHICH IS STANDING UP IN ACopy !req
552. HAMMOCK.Copy !req
553. YOU KNOW, AH...Copy !req
554. I CAN ACTUALLY HEAR PEOPLE DOINGCopy !req
555. THE MATH BACK THERE.Copy !req
556. 2 DIVIDED BY 4.Copy !req
557. YEAH.Copy !req
558. YOU'RE GONNA GET HURT THAT WAY.Copy !req
559. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THATCopy !req
560. SWEETY.Copy !req
561. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,Copy !req
562. ONCE YOU'VE GONE BLACK,Copy !req
563. YOU CAN'T GET GET CREDIT.Copy !req
564. AND IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
565. OH, SO TRUE.Copy !req
566. THEY CUT UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS.Copy !req
567. YOU CAN'T RENT A CAR, I KNOW,Copy !req
568. I'VE BEEN BLACK A WHILE.Copy !req
569. THIS IS JUST FOR YOU, SWEETIE,Copy !req
570. THIS IS MYSELF AND MANUTE BOLCopy !req
571. AT THE END OF A GAME.Copy !req
572. IF YOU DON'T KNOWCopy !req
573. WHO MANUTE BOL IS,Copy !req
574. THAT'S OKAY.Copy !req
575. HE WAS ONCE THE TALLESTCopy !req
576. BASKETBALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
577. THE MAN'S LIKE SEVEN FOOT TWELVECopy !req
578. OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
579. BIG GUY.Copy !req
580. THIS IS— SEVEN FOOT TWELVE,Copy !req
581. FIVE PEOPLE LAUGH.Copy !req
582. HEY— GO PUBLIC SCHOOL.Copy !req
583. NOT TRYING TO BE CONDENSATINGCopy !req
584. WITCH IS WATER STICKING TO ACopy !req
585. COLD GLASS.Copy !req
586. OKAY, THIS IS JUST FOR YOU.Copy !req
587. THIS IS MYSELF AND MANUTE BOLCopy !req
588. AT THE— GOD I WANT—Copy !req
589. THIS IS MYSELF—Copy !req
590. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSONALITY—Copy !req
591. THIS IS MYSELF AND MENUTE BOLCopy !req
592. AT THE END OF A GAME.Copy !req
593. WHOO!Copy !req
594. GREAT GAME, MANUTE!Copy !req
595. FANTASTIC GAME.Copy !req
596. HEY, YOU PASS THE SOAP?Copy !req
597. GET OUT A HERE, MAN.Copy !req
598. WHAT THE HELL-Copy !req
599. 'CAUSE HE'S SO TALL.Copy !req
600. SHE'S ACTING LIKE SHE'S NEVERCopy !req
601. SEEN ONE BEFORE.Copy !req
602. MAYBE NOT THAT SHADE.Copy !req
603. YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN FANTASTIC.Copy !req
604. MY NAME'S LOUIS RAMEY.Copy !req
605. GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
606. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BYCopy !req
607. COMEDY CENTRAL.Copy !req