Comedy Central Presents 5x1

1. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...

2. ANNOUNCER>> FROM NEW YORK CITY,

3. THE AMAZING JOHNATHAN.

4. THE AMAZING JOHNATHAN>>

5. THANK YOU!

6. THANK YOU.

7. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

8. I'D LIKE TO OPEN UP WITH A

9. CLASSIC A MAGIC TRICK,

10. IT'S CALLED THE MYSTERY

11. OF THE CHINESE LINKING RINGS.

12. AS YOU CAN SEE, THEY ARE ALREADY

13. LINKED.

14. THAT SAVES US HEAPS OF TIME.

15. THAT CAN BE SOME BLIND CRAP,

16. LET ME TELL YA.

17. WE ARE GOING TO BRING OUT A

18. SPECIAL GUEST RIGHT NOW.

19. THIS GIRL I AM ABOUT TO

20. INTRODUCE YOU TO, I'M NOT GONNA

21. LIE TO YOU, I FIRST SAW HER

22. PERFORM AT A STRIP CLUB HERE IN

23. NEW YORK AND I WAS SO IMPRESSED

24. WITH THE MAGIC TRICKS I SAW HER

25. DO, STUFF THAT I COULD NEVER

26. BEGIN TO DREAM OF TRYING,

27. THAT SHE IS GOING TO COME OUT,

28. AND DO A TRICK FOR YOU ALL—

29. NOT THE SAME ONE THAT I SAW...

30. NO, NO, NO—

31. IT'S NOT THAT YOU'RE NOT THE

32. RIGHT CROWD— YOU ARE.

33. IT'S JUST THAT WE LOST THE

34. PING PONG BALL EARLIER,

35. AND UH...

36. IF YOU FIND IT, DON'T PICK IT

37. UP— TRUST ME.

38. LEAVE IT WHERE IT IS.

39. BUT SHE WORKED REAL HARD ON A

40. BRAND NEW TRICK.

41. SHE CLAIMS THAT SHE'S A PSYCHIC

42. NOW.

43. I'M GONNA LET HER TRY THIS OUT.

44. IT'S IMPORTANT TO HER.

45. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LET'S MAKE

46. HER FEEL WELCOME.

47. PSYCHIC TANYA.

48. TANYA.

49. ALL RIGHT!

50. YOU'RE IN YOUR OWN LITTLE WORLD,

51. AREN'T YA?

52. OVER HERE.

53. NOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO—

54. WE'RE GOING TO BLINDFOLD

55. PSYCHIC TANYA...

56. TANYA>> NO, NO-

57. IT'S MADAME ISABELLA-

58. QUEEN OF THE NIGHT!

59. JOHNATHAN>> YOU'VE CHANGED IT

60. AGAIN, HAVE WE?

61. TANYA>> UH-HUH.

62. JOHNATHAN>> ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

63. WE'RE GONNA BLINDFOLD IT.

64. AND WE'RE GONNA HOLD UP RANDOM

65. OBJECTS AND HER JOB IS TO TRY

66. AND GUESS WHAT THE RANDOM OBJECT

67. IS, EVEN THOUGH SHE IS

68. COMPLETELY BLINDFOLDED.

69. ALL RIGHT.

70. A LA-LA.

71. LA-LA.

72. A LA-LA.

73. LA-LA

74. SHH.

75. CHANGE OF PLANS.

76. SOMEBODY'S LEFT THE BLINDFOLD

77. IN THE CAR.

78. TANYA>> I DID.

79. JOHNATHAN>> YEAH, I KNOW WHO

80. THE HELL IT WAS.

81. JOHNATHAN>> SO, WE'RE GOING

82. TO HAVE TO TRY AND FIND A

83. BLINDFOLD, OR SOMETHING WE CAN

84. USE AS A BLINDFOLD TEMPORARILY.

85. UM, HERE, TONIGHT, WE USE—

86. THIS'LL WORK.

87. TWO ORDINARY PLAYING CARDS.

88. AND... A STAPLE GUN.

89. WE'LL ATTACH A PART OVER EACH

90. EYE... LIKE THAT.

91. AND SO THOSE STAY ON THERE,

92. HERE'S AN IDEA.

93. TAPE.

94. AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND

95. AND AROUND... LIKE THAT.

96. YOUR HAIR LOOKS FINE.

97. NOW...

98. VOILA— WE HAVE A BLINDFOLD.

99. NOW...

100. ALL RIGHT.

101. YOU LOOK GOOD.

102. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

103. TO YOURSELVES RIGHT NOW—

104. ESPECIALLY THE WOMEN IN THE

105. AUDIENCE.

106. HEY, SHE CAN SEE

107. THROUGH THAT.

108. TANYA>> I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING

109. IN FRONT OF ME.

110. ALL RIGHT.

111. THEN LET'S THROW A BLACK SHEET

112. OVER HER HEAD AS WELL.

113. AND WE'LL HOLD THAT BLACK SHEET

114. IN PLACE WITH SOME MORE TAPE.

115. LIKE THIS.

116. AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND.

117. AND THEN MAYBE NEXT TIME

118. MADAME ISABELLA WON'T FORGET

119. THE -DAMNED BLINDFOLD...

120. IN THE -DAMNED CAR!

121. WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG!

122. I'M SORRY YOU ALL HAD TO SEE

123. THAT.

124. RANDOM OBJECT NUMBER ONE.

125. MADAME ISABELLA...

126. TANYA>> QUEEN OF THE NIGHT...

127. JOHNATHAN>> WHATEVER.

128. CONCENTRATE AND TELL ME WHAT IT

129. IS THAT YOU SEE, PLEASE.

130. TANYA>> OKIE DOKIE.

131. I SEE A FIVE OF SHOVELS AND A

132. SEVEN OF CLOVERS.

133. JOHNATHAN>> THOSE WOULD BE THE

134. CARDS I JUST STAPLED OVER YOUR

135. - DAMNED EYES!

136. TANYA>> OH, YEAH.

137. JOHNATHAN>> LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.

138. AND THEY'RE NOT SHOVELS AND

139. CLOVERS!

140. IT'S SPADES AND CLUBS.

141. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL

142. YOU THAT?

143. TANYA>> OH.

144. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

145. RIGHT.

146. JOHNATHAN>> I HAVE SOMETHING

147. IN HAND.

148. TANYA>> OW!

149. JOHNATHAN>> CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT

150. IT IS?

151. TANYA>> A MICROPHONE?

152. HUH?

153. I GOT IT RIGHT.

154. LA-LA-LA-LA-LA.

155. JOHNATHAN>> NO.

156. NO, NO, NO, NO.

157. THE OTHER HAND.

158. TANYA>> OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU BE

159. MORE SPECIFIC?

160. I SEE SOMETHING SMALL THAT YOU

161. DON'T USE VERY MUCH.

162. HUH?

163. JOHNATHAN>> NO.

164. THE OTHER HAND.

165. TANYA>> I SEE...

166. CAN I GET A HINT?

167. JOHNATHAN>> SCISSORS.

168. TANYA>> NOPE.

169. THAT'S NOT WHAT I SEE.

170. CAN I GET ANOTHER HINT?

171. JOHNATHAN>> IT'S SCISSORS.

172. TANYA>> UM, CAN I FEEL THE

173. OBJECT?

174. JOHNATHAN>> CERTAINLY.

175. TANYA>> OW!

176. JOHNATHAN>> WELL, WHO THE HELL

177. DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT?

178. ANY CLUES?

179. TANYA>> UM, UM, UM, UM.

180. OW!

181. UM.

182. SCISSORS?

183. JOHNATHAN>> SCISSORS!

184. YEAH!

185. YOU DID IT!

186. UNBELIEVABLE!

187. THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE!

188. TAKE A BOW!

189. THANK YOU.

190. LET'S HAVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE

191. FOR PSYCHIC TANYA.

192. JOHNATHAN>> WHAT WE'RE GOING

193. TO DO NOW, IS WE ARE GOING

194. TO GO INTO THE AUDIENCE,

195. AND TRY TO FIND A VOLUNTEER

196. TO HELP ME WITH THIS NEXT BIT.

197. THIS COULD BE ANYBODY AT ALL—

198. IF YOU'D LIKE TO HELP.

199. RAISE YOUR HAND SO I KNOW WHERE

200. YOU ARE.

201. I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU—

202. YOU'LL BE PERFECT.

203. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

204. A VOLUNTEER!

205. FROM THE AUDIENCE.

206. HOW ARE YA?

207. NICE TO MEET YOU.

208. JOHNATHAN.

209. AUDIENCE MEMBER>> PAUL.

210. JOHNATHAN>> NO, JOHNATHAN.

211. PAUL>> OH, SORRY.

212. JOHNATHAN.

213. JOHNATHAN>> YES.

214. WE'VE NEVER MET, HAVE WE?

215. PAUL>> NO.

216. JOHNATHAN>> SO, THEN YOU DON'T

217. ACTUALLY KNOW IT'S ME, AND I'M

218. ASSUMING IT'S YOU.

219. PAUL>> OKAY.

220. JOHNATHAN>> WE'LL TRUST

221. EACH OTHER.

222. NOW, WE'RE GONNA START WITH

223. UH...

224. PAUL AND I ARE GONNA START WITH

225. A NEAT LITTLE CARD TRICK.

226. AH, TANYA?

227. TANYA>> YEAH?

228. JOHNATHAN>> DECK OF CARDS,

229. PLEASE.

230. YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS, PAUL.

231. TANYA>> OKIE DOKIE.

232. JOHNATHAN>> WHAT HAPPENED TO

233. BRINGING THEM OUT ON A TRAY,

234. LIKE I TAUGHT YOU?

235. TANYA>> OH, YEAH.

236. JOHNATHAN>> THAT'S GREAT.

237. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO, AH...

238. YEAH.

239. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

240. LOOK OUT!

241. THAT'LL SCARE YA.

242. ALL RIGHT.

243. PAUL>> JOHNATHAN.

244. JOHNATHAN>> PAUL.

245. ALL RIGHT.

246. NOW.

247. WE'RE GOING TO DO A NEAT TRICK

248. WITH A REAL DECK OF CARDS.

249. I WANT YOU TO HOLD THIS RUBBER

250. BAND FOR ME, IF YOU WOULD,

251. PLEASE?

252. AND WHEN I ASK FOR IT BACK,

253. MAKE IT SNAPPY.

254. ORDINARY DECK OF CARDS?

255. YES OR NO?

256. PAUL>> YES.

257. JOHNATHAN>> YES.

258. THEN EXPLAIN THIS.

259. CAN'T DO THIS WITH AN ORDINARY

260. DECK.

261. THEY GO ALL OVER THE ROOM—

262. IT'S A REAL MESS.

263. CHECK THIS OUT.

264. WATCH.

265. YEAH.

266. DON'T BE TOO IMPRESSED—

267. THERE'S SOMEBODY BACK THERE

268. PULLING ON 'EM, PAUL.

269. TANYA>> YEAH!

270. IT WAS ME!

271. I DID IT!

272. JOHNATHAN>> YEAH.

273. I KNOW WHO THE HELL IT WAS!

274. LOOK...

275. YOU NEED STAND ON THE TRAP DOOR,

276. OR YOU'RE GONNA HIT YOUR SHIN ON

277. THE WAY DOWN.

278. ALL RIGHT.

279. LOOK.

280. PAUL AND I ARE GOING TO TAKE A

281. SHOT OF TEQUILA TOGETHER.

282. SOUND GOOD?

283. PAUL>> GOOD.

284. TANYA>> YEAH!

285. JOHNATHAN>> BRING OUT THE

286. TEQUILA.

287. DO NOT THROW IT OUT—

288. BRING IT OUT.

289. TWO SHOT FOR PAUL AND I, PLEASE?

290. YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS.

291. IT'S FOR PAUL AND I PLEASE.

292. I JUST SPIT RIGHT AT YOU,

293. DIDN'T I?

294. ALL RIGHT.

295. WHAT?

296. YOU DID IT!

297. TANYA>> I DID IT!

298. YEAH.

299. JOHNATHAN>> ALL RIGHT.

300. THAT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.

301. I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE COULD DO

302. THAT.

303. TANYA>> ME NEITHER.

304. WOW.

305. YOU ARE CU-U-U-TE!

306. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, PAUL?

307. PAUL>> JOHNATHAN.

308. JOHNATHAN>> LEAVE HIM ALONE.

309. LEAVE HIM ALONE.

310. GO.

311. BYE.

312. GO.

313. SORRY ABOUT THAT, PAUL.

314. ALL RIGHT.

315. TANYA>> I'LL BE BACK HERE.

316. JOHNATHAN>> POULTRY IN MOTION.

317. PAUL>> ME, TOO.

318. JOHNATHAN>> DID YOU JUST SAY,

319. ME, TOO?

320. PAUL>> NO.

321. JOHNATHAN>> YES, YOU DID.

322. I SAID SORRY ABOUT THAT,

323. AND HE SAID ME, TOO.

324. ALL RIGHT.

325. PAUL, WE DRINK TO TRUST.

326. VERY IMPORTANT.

327. WHAT ARE YOU SMELLING IT FOR?

328. PAUL>> I'M JUST...

329. JOHNATHAN>> WE'RE DRINKING TO

330. TRUST.

331. YOU DON'T SMELL IT!

332. PAUL>> IT'S AN INTERESTING

333. COLOR.

334. JOHNATHAN>> YEAH.

335. IT'S AN INTERESTING COLOR.

336. IT'S AN INTERESTING TYPE OF

337. TEQUILA.

338. ALL RIGHT.

339. CHEERS, BIG EARS.

340. PAUL>> CHEERS.

341. WE DRINK.

342. PAUL>> TO YOU.

343. JOHNATHAN>> TO YOU.

344. JOHNATHAN>> WHO'S THE DEAD MAN?

345. LET ME ASK YOU, PAUL.

346. HAVE YOU EVER DONE LSD?

347. PAUL>> AH, I THINK MAYBE

348. TONIGHT.

349. JOHNATHAN>> REALLY?

350. PACK YOUR BAGS, YOU'RE GOING ON

351. A TRIP.

352. I FACT, YOU SHOULD START TO FEEL

353. THAT ANY SECOND NOW.

354. YOU SHOULD START TO FEEL THAT

355. ANY SECOND NOW.

356. JOHNATHAN>> ARE YOU OKAY?

357. PAUL>> I'M GOOD.

358. I'M LIKING THIS.

359. JOHNATHAN>> ARE YOU OKAY?

360. I'M GOOD.

361. I'M LIKING THIS.

362. JOHNATHAN>> GOOD.

363. 'CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE

364. FREAKING OUT.

365. YOU'RE NOT DOING DRUGS, ARE YOU?

366. PAUL>> NO.

367. JOHNATHAN>> WE DON'T NEED THAT

368. MONKEY ON YOUR BACK, PAUL!

369. LOOK AT ME!

370. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

371. PAUL>> JOHNATHAN.

372. JOHNATHAN>> PAUL.

373. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

374. LOOK AT ME, -DAMN YOU!

375. LOOK AT ME!

376. DON'T MAKE ME CRUSH YOUR NECK

377. LIKE A CHICKEN BONE!

378. THAT'S THE SOUND OF PAUL'S NECK

379. CRUSHING LIKE CHICKEN BONE.

380. PAUL, DUDE, YOU'RE FREAKING OUT.

381. PAUL>> THANKS.

382. JOHNATHAN>> YOU OKAY?

383. PAUL>> THINK SO.

384. JOHNATHAN>> REALLY?

385. 'CAUSE YOU'RE SCREAMING ABOUT

386. SNAKES AND STUFF.

387. HERE...

388. HAVE SOME PEANUTS.

389. MAYBE IF YOU EAST, YOU'LL COME

390. DOWN OFF THAT TRIP.

391. PAUL>> OKAY.

392. JOHNATHAN>> OPEN IT QUICKLY.

393. QUICK.

394. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

395. THEY'RE PEANUTS.

396. PEANUTS.

397. YOU'RE PARANOID.

398. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...

399. JOHNATHAN>> PAUL.

400. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE'RE GONNA

401. DO.

402. YOU AND I ARE GONNA PLAY A

403. LITTLE GAME TOGETHER.

404. THERE'S ONE, TWO, THREE

405. $20 BILLS.

406. I WANT YOU TO HOLD THOSE.

407. NO, NO, NO...

408. OKAY.

409. DON'T FOLD THEM UP LIKE YOU'VE

410. WON ALREADY.

411. ALL RIGHT.

412. HOLD LIKE THAT.

413. NOW.

414. WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS ASK YOU

415. THREE QUESTIONS.

416. IF YOU GET IT RIGHT, YOU GET TO

417. KEEP THE 20.

418. IF YOU GET IT WRONG, I'M GONNA

419. TAKE IT BACK, OKAY?

420. PAUL>> ALL RIGHT.

421. JOHNATHAN>> ALL RIGHT.

422. PAUL.

423. QUESTION NUMBER ONE.

424. HOW MANY ANIMALS OF EACH,

425. DID MOSES TAKE ON THE ARK?

426. QUICKLY!

427. PAUL>> TWO.

428. JOHNATHAN>> TWO!

429. NOPE.

430. THERE WAS NO ARK.

431. NOT MOSES, SORRY.

432. OKAY.

433. QUESTION NUMBER TWO—

434. AND YOU HAVE TO ANSWER

435. QUICKLY...

436. SAY THE WORD "SILK" FIVE TIMES,

437. AS QUICK AS YOU CAN.

438. GO!

439. PAUL>> SILK, SILK.

440. SILK.

441. JOHNATHAN>> OKAY, THAT'S RIGHT.

442. THAT'S RIGHT.

443. NOW, ANSWER ME QUICKLY—

444. WHAT DO COWS DRINK?

445. PAUL>> WATER?

446. JOHNATHAN>> AH!

447. WATER!

448. HE GOT IT!

449. AH,

450. SHUT UP!

451. PAUL>> ONE LEFT.

452. JOHNATHAN>> YEAH, I KNOW

453. HOW MANY IS LEFT.

454. IT'S THE AMAZING PAUL SHOW,

455. ALL RIGHT?

456. NO, NO, NO, NO!

457. YOU STAY THERE— WE'RE NOT DONE.

458. YOU NEED ME.

459. ALL RIGHT.

460. PAUL>> I DO.

461. I SEE IT.

462. SPELL "POP."

463. NO, NO, NO, NO.

464. THAT'S TOO EASY!

465. I HAVE 60 CUPS—

466. I TAKE ONE AWAY, HOW MANY ARE

467. LEFT?

468. PAUL>> 59.

469. JOHNATHAN>> NO.

470. FIVE.

471. SIX TEA CUPS.

472. LOOK.

473. I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE.

474. SAY... SPELL THE WORD "POP."

475. PAUL>> P-O-P.

476. JOHNATHAN>> MOP.

477. PAUL>> M-O-P.

478. JOHNATHAN>> TOP.

479. PAUL>> T-O-P.

480. JOHNATHAN>> WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN

481. YOU COME TO A GREEN LIGHT?

482. PAUL>> GO.

483. JOHNATHAN>> YOU GOT IT!

484. 40 BUCKS, MAN.

485. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S HAVE

486. A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR PAUL!

487. TAKE A BOW, PAUL.

488. BLOW 'EM A KISS.

489. I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW TRICK

490. I'D LIKE TO TRY FOR YOU ALL.

491. IT'S, UH, IT'S NOT FUNNY,

492. BUT IT'S REAL MAGIC.

493. A LOT OF MAGICIANS ARE DOWN ON

494. ME, CAUSE I DON'T—

495. WELL, I DON'T THINK I KNOW

496. REAL MAGIC...

497. BUT IF YOU KNEW THE HOURS

498. I SPENT JUST THINKING ABOUT

499. PRACTICING...

500. SO IF I CAN HAVE SOME MUSIC,

501. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU A CARD

502. PRODUCTION ROUTINE I THINK

503. YOU'RE GONNA LIKE.

504. CHECK THIS OUT.

505. TURN THAT MUSIC UP A LITTLE BIT.

506. YEAH.

507. HUP.

508. HUH?

509. HUP.

510. HA!

511. HUP.

512. SHH!

513. HA!

514. HUP.

515. HEY.

516. YUP-PA!

517. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

518. I HOPE YOU APPRECIATED THE CARD

519. ROUTINE.

520. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

521. THANK YOU.

522. ONE, TWO, THREE FOUR...

523. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...

524. JOHNATHAN>> THIS FINAL TRICK

525. IS CALLED THE MYSTERY OF THE

526. HIMALAYAN SNOWBALL OF INDIA.

527. THIS WAS GIVEN TO ME BY A

528. STRANGER IN BOMBAY—

529. THE CITY OF LIGHTS,

530. THEY CALL IT.

531. SHUT UP— YOU'VE NEVER BEEN

532. THERE.

533. SHUT UP.

534. A WINTER WONDERLAND.

535. INDIA.

536. LAND OF THE LAKES, THEY CALL IT.

537. LITTLE CITY BY THE BAY.

538. SHUT UP.

539. NOW, I'LL NEVER FORGET—

540. A STRANGER GAVE THIS TO ME.

541. I'LL NEVER FORGET WHAT HE SAID

542. AS HE PUT THIS INTO MY HAND.

543. HE LOOKED ME IN THE EYE

544. AND SAID, "HERE."

545. OKAY, SO.

546. IF I COULD HAVE THE LIGHTS

547. DIMMED A LITTLE BIT,

548. AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THIS CAN

549. DO.

550. DIM THE LIGHTS.

551. PERFECT.

552. THANK YOU.

553. A LITTLE MORE.

554. DIM THEM.

555. YEAH.

556. PERFECT.

557. GOOD.

558. MORE.

559. LITTLE MORE.

560. DOWN.

561. BASICALLY, THAT'S OFF NOW,

562. ISN'T IT?

563. TURN THEM UP JUST A LITTLE TINY

564. BIT.

565. ALL RIGHT.

566. YEAH.

567. GOOD.

568. ALL RIGHT.

569. CAN I JUST SAY, THE LIGHT MAN

570. IS A -HEAD.

571. I KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.

572. HE'S SCREWING AROUND WITH ME

573. ON PURPOSE.

574. 'CAUSE I YELLED AT HIM ONE

575. TIME—

576. I YELLED AT HIM IS REHEARSAL—

577. THIS IS WHAT HE TELLS ME,

578. LISTEN TO THIS.

579. HE SAYS, "HEY, YOU'RE NEW HERE,

580. IF YOU EVER YELL AT ME AGAIN,

581. I'M GONNA CALL MY DAD WHO'S IN

582. THE MAFIA.

583. ONE CALL AND YOU'RE DEAD."

584. I'M LIKE—

585. "WHOA.

586. I'M SCARED."

587. YOU GOTTA LAUGH WHEN PEOPLE TELL

588. YOU THAT.

589. I KNOW, IT'S FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

590. I JUST LIKE— YEAH!

591. OKAY!

592. I KNOW.

593. IT'S FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

594. I JUST—

595. I KNOW.

596. I JUST LIKE... WHA!

597. WHATEVER.

598. ALL RIGHT.

599. I NEED SOME MUSIC—

600. SOMETHING SNAPPY AND LOUD—

601. FOR THE MYSTERY OF THE SWAHILI

602. SNOWBALL OF DEATH.

603. TURN IT UP.

604. NOW, KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE

605. ABORIGINAL SNOWBALL...

606. OF DEATH.

607. JOHNATHAN>> I LOVE YOU.

608. I LOVE YOU.

609. AHHH!

610. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

611. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

612. THANK YOU!

613. THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH!

614. THANK YOU!

615. GOOD NIGHT!

616. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

617. PSYCHIC TANYA!

618. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

619. COMEDY CENTRAL.

620. CAPTIONED BY

621. REALTIME CAPTIONING

622. VAN NUYS, CALIFORNIA.