1. MAN RosebudCopy !req
2. RosebudCopy !req
3. RosebudCopy !req
4. You're gonna die
Every last one of youCopy !req
5. I'm sorry to give you
the bad news,Copy !req
6. but that's a factCopy !req
7. Death, sooner or later
Show me those dialsCopy !req
8. And the woman sitting
next to the man
in the check suitCopy !req
9. Spread out Give yourself
some living spaceCopy !req
10. If we wanted you
next to each other,Copy !req
11. we'd fill this hall
and I'd make another
$100,000Copy !req
12. But you
wouldn't get the pointCopy !req
13. And the point is
take controlCopy !req
14. Take control
of your own space,Copy !req
15. your own lives,Copy !req
16. your own responsesCopy !req
17. We don't want you
crammed in,Copy !req
18. contaminating each other
with your nasty little fearsCopy !req
19. and insecuritiesCopy !req
20. And if you don't think that
you're that kind of a girlCopy !req
21. or that kind of a boy,Copy !req
22. then what are you
doing hereCopy !req
23. shoveling out your hardearned
money to the good doctor?Copy !req
24. Now, did anybody forget
to twist his dial?Copy !req
25. No
NoCopy !req
26. Oh, Come on,
I can't hear thatCopy !req
27. No, Dr Mason!Copy !req
28. No, Dr Mason!Copy !req
29. Good Charlie,Copy !req
30. how did they do
on the word death?Copy !req
31. They didn't like deathCopy !req
32. Negative 8 dB on that oneCopy !req
33. Thank you, CharlieCopy !req
34. You're not really sure
what death means,Copy !req
35. but you don't like it
You don't like the wordCopy !req
36. You're bothered
by the word motherCopy !req
37. and you're afraid
of the word father Words!Copy !req
38. Food, money, boss,
wife, sexCopy !req
39. Mommy and daddy
started setting you upCopy !req
40. right from the cradle,
conditioning youCopy !req
41. They took control
with the control wordsCopy !req
42. Then the words took control
Now, who's got the control?Copy !req
43. I've got the controlCopy !req
44. The words locked you into
your lockedup little livesCopy !req
45. Now we're gonna teach you
how to smash the lockCopy !req
46. Laurel, HardyCopy !req
47. They're not very bright,
but they answer
to their namesCopy !req
48. What name
do you answer to?Copy !req
49. All rightCopy !req
50. I'm going out
and eating lunchCopy !req
51. A nice, big lunchCopy !req
52. But you're
not gonna eatCopy !req
53. until the facilitators
tell you that you can eatCopy !req
54. Oh, you'll earn
that privilegeCopy !req
55. Burt, lan and Betty
will help you with thatCopy !req
56. They're going to
hear you countCopy !req
57. Count backwards
from a hundred,Copy !req
58. count yourselves right back
into the cradleCopy !req
59. Now, start counting
100Copy !req
60. 99, 98,Copy !req
61. 97, 96,Copy !req
62. 95, 94,Copy !req
63. 93, 92Copy !req
64. What's on the docket,
Charlie?Copy !req
65. You wanted to check
the foreign language tapesCopy !req
66. Oh, they'll waitCopy !req
67. And the seminar for
the new facilitator groupCopy !req
68. Oh, God preserve usCopy !req
69. Come on inCopy !req
70. Laurel, HardyCopy !req
71. Come on
Come onCopy !req
72. (SIGHING)
Charlie, Charlie,Copy !req
73. I grow wearyCopy !req
74. You should try the Institute
for Life ControlCopy !req
75. Will that save me?Copy !req
76. From what?Copy !req
77. The Institute
for Life ControlCopy !req
78. Let's run away
and be Indians, CharlieCopy !req
79. Do you miss her?Copy !req
80. Lorraine?Copy !req
81. Lorraine's deadCopy !req
82. You never talk about itCopy !req
83. The car went over the cliff
She stopped livingCopy !req
84. I can't do that
Not even for herCopy !req
85. It wasn't
that good a marriage,
if you wanna knowCopy !req
86. EricCopy !req
87. She was seeing somebody elseCopy !req
88. Somebody
I don't know whoCopy !req
89. LoverCopy !req
90. Well, you still want me
to talk about it?Copy !req
91. NoCopy !req
92. Come on, let's get out of here
and play some tennisCopy !req
93. Well, I thought you'd
never ask Your place?Copy !req
94. I have an annual physical
with Ernie GarrisonCopy !req
95. Take me a couple of hoursCopy !req
96. If I'm late,
just let yourself inCopy !req
97. and make yourself at homeCopy !req
98. I'll meet you
at the house at 3:00Copy !req
99. Yes, sir Boss
Tennis at 3:00Copy !req
100. Oh, Charlie, will you do me
a favor and take those clowny
Dobermans for me?Copy !req
101. My pleasureCopy !req
102. Don't let them
push you aroundCopy !req
103. Come on, gang
Let's goCopy !req
104. Goodbye, CharlieCopy !req
105. I'll see you
at 3:00Copy !req
106. Terrific You ought to do
this for moneyCopy !req
107. Is this the best
you can do?Copy !req
108. Well, let's find outCopy !req
109. All right, everybody out
Scram Go on Beat itCopy !req
110. Pow!Copy !req
111. We'll do a resting
trace for five minutesCopy !req
112. Then I'll be backCopy !req
113. Thanks, ErnieCopy !req
114. Take it easy,
it's not for youCopy !req
115. Dr Mason's residenceCopy !req
116. Charlie, it's EricCopy !req
117. This damn physical's taking
longer than I expectedCopy !req
118. ERIC
III get there when I canCopy !req
119. WheneverCopy !req
120. Oh, Charlie,Copy !req
121. help me settle an argument
with this bigshot doctorCopy !req
122. Ernie wont take an experts
word for it, so you tell himCopy !req
123. Now, in the movie
Citizen KaneCopy !req
124. what was written
on Kane's sled?Copy !req
125. I mean, exactly what
was written there?Copy !req
126. Well, the sled's hanging
in your den it says "Rosebud"Copy !req
127. You hear that, Ernie?Copy !req
128. Here, Charlie,
I'm holding up the phoneCopy !req
129. You tell him
nice and loudCopy !req
130. RosebudCopy !req
131. EricCopy !req
132. Any pain now?Copy !req
133. No, I never felt better
in my lifeCopy !req
134. No more ball When I say
that's it, that's itCopy !req
135. All right, one more time
and that's itCopy !req
136. All right, officer,
they're all yoursCopy !req
137. LieutenantCopy !req
138. They're my dogsCopy !req
139. Oh, I'm terribly sorry, sirCopy !req
140. You must be Dr MasonCopy !req
141. Here I am,Copy !req
142. playing away with these dogs
as if nothing happenedCopy !req
143. I know what a terrible shock
this must have been, sir,Copy !req
144. I mean coming home andCopy !req
145. From the doctor and all,Copy !req
146. and finding out
what happened to Mr HunterCopy !req
147. I'm Lieutenant Columbo, sir
HomicideCopy !req
148. I'm afraid, sir,Copy !req
149. that we have to make out
a police reportCopy !req
150. in every death, sir,Copy !req
151. where the victim wasn't
under a doctor's careCopy !req
152. Are you
a physician yourself?Copy !req
153. No, no My doctorate's
in psychologyCopy !req
154. You're very tall, sirCopy !req
155. For a psychologist?Copy !req
156. Or for someone whose dogs
just killed his best friend?Copy !req
157. It was just
a general observation, sirCopy !req
158. You're an acute observer,
LieutenantCopy !req
159. What'll happen
to my dogs?Copy !req
160. Well, for now,Copy !req
161. they're being held by
the Animal Regulation peopleCopy !req
162. And then put away?Copy !req
163. Well that's
up to the court, sir,Copy !req
164. but I'm afraid
under the circumstancesCopy !req
165. I'm not arguing
the point, LieutenantCopy !req
166. Obviously,
they have to be destroyedCopy !req
167. Oh, Dr MasonCopy !req
168. Dr MasonCopy !req
169. Excuse me, sirCopy !req
170. Are you Dr Eric Mason,
the mind control doctor?Copy !req
171. Not mind control,
life controlCopy !req
172. There's a difference,
Lieutenant
I'm not a SvengaliCopy !req
173. Oh, I didn't mean
to imply, sirCopy !req
174. Just last night my wife was
talking about your instituteCopy !req
175. Oh, you're a very famous
psychologist, sirCopy !req
176. Mrs Columbo,
she's highly enthusiasticCopy !req
177. about taking one of
your 48hour sessionsCopy !req
178. to study control, sirCopy !req
179. I understand her enthusiasm,
LieutenantCopy !req
180. But it seems that I can't
even control my own dogsCopy !req
181. Well, you know, that's
been bothering me, too, sirCopy !req
182. They don't seem
to need much controllingCopy !req
183. I mean they're
very affectionate animalsCopy !req
184. I hit it off with them
right awayCopy !req
185. They hit it off
with everybody, LieutenantCopy !req
186. Until today, sirCopy !req
187. Yes Until todayCopy !req
188. Uh, were they
trained, sir?Copy !req
189. I mean, some kind
of guard dog training?Copy !req
190. The only training
they've had is
to be affectionateCopy !req
191. The victim,
Mr Charles HunterCopy !req
192. Dr HunterCopy !req
193. Dr Hunter, sirCopy !req
194. Did the dogs get along
with Dr Hunter, too?Copy !req
195. With everyoneCopy !req
196. Including
Miss Joanne Nicholls, sir?Copy !req
197. Look, I don't know how many
ways I can say it, LieutenantCopy !req
198. Right, sirCopy !req
199. According to Sergeant Burke,Copy !req
200. Miss Nicholls called in
her reportCopy !req
201. just after 3:00 while you were
still at the doctor'sCopy !req
202. UmCopy !req
203. I understand
she lives with you, sirCopy !req
204. Not with meCopy !req
205. On the premises
In the guesthouseCopy !req
206. RightCopy !req
207. I've never believed the mythCopy !req
208. about Dobermans turning
into spontaneous killersCopy !req
209. I still can't get it
through my mindCopy !req
210. Something happenedCopy !req
211. Charlie must've done something
to provoke an attackCopy !req
212. Can we just step
into the house?Copy !req
213. It's a
remarkable room, sirCopy !req
214. I've never seen
anything like itCopy !req
215. All this memorabiliaCopy !req
216. All these wonderful thingsCopy !req
217. It's easy to see, sir, that
you're a fanatic film buffCopy !req
218. We all need
our dream worlds,
LieutenantCopy !req
219. Even psychologists
Are you a collector?Copy !req
220. Oh, no, sir
I wouldn't know
where to beginCopy !req
221. WC FieldsCopy !req
222. Now, sir,
there was a geniusCopy !req
223. This was his pool cueCopy !req
224. Look at thatCopy !req
225. And this is
his pool tableCopy !req
226. NoCopy !req
227. Oh, yes, LieutenantCopy !req
228. May I, sir?Copy !req
229. PleaseCopy !req
230. WC FieldsCopy !req
231. See if I can hit this
in the corner pocketCopy !req
232. What I wanted to ask you, sir,Copy !req
233. when you knew that
you were gonna be lateCopy !req
234. for your tennis game,Copy !req
235. did you happen to call
Dr HunterCopy !req
236. to tell him
you were going to be late?Copy !req
237. No We both knew
I might be held upCopy !req
238. But not as late
as it turned outCopy !req
239. Not as late, noCopy !req
240. Do you enjoy games,
Lieutenant?Copy !req
241. I've never had time
for them, sirCopy !req
242. But I'm sure you're
very good at gamesCopy !req
243. Having your own
tennis court and allCopy !req
244. Oh, this looks
very old, sirCopy !req
245. Oh, that
It's an old movie light
I picked up last weekCopy !req
246. It's called
a baby spotCopy !req
247. I'll work on it
and clean it up like thoseCopy !req
248. Would you have been
expecting a phone call?Copy !req
249. This sled, sirCopy !req
250. What would
this be for?Copy !req
251. It's pricelessCopy !req
252. From the movie
Citizen KaneCopy !req
253. With Orson Welles?Copy !req
254. Oh, that was
a terrific movie, sirCopy !req
255. Mrs Colombo, she claims
that's a masterpieceCopy !req
256. I'll tell Mr Welles
that she approvedCopy !req
257. Could we get on,
Lieutenant?Copy !req
258. I was going to
ask you, sir,Copy !req
259. if you would've been expecting
a phone call around 3:00Copy !req
260. I mean,
if you had been home,Copy !req
261. would you be expecting
someone to call?Copy !req
262. Nobody specificCopy !req
263. I'd like you to be sure
about that, sirCopy !req
264. Lord knows,
after what happened here,Copy !req
265. you'd be entitled
to be confusedCopy !req
266. about something
like a telephone callCopy !req
267. I appreciate the dispensation,
Lieutenant,Copy !req
268. but I'm still capable
of recallingCopy !req
269. whether or not
I was expecting a callCopy !req
270. I was not expecting a callCopy !req
271. I wouldn't, sir
Not if you're
headed for the kitchenCopy !req
272. To tell you the truth, sir,
it's pretty awful in thereCopy !req
273. I wouldn't go in there
until they cleaned it upCopy !req
274. Was there
a particular pointCopy !req
275. you wanted to make
about CharlieCopy !req
276. or the dogs?Copy !req
277. Oh, right, sir
I almost forgotCopy !req
278. Is that
a real phone?Copy !req
279. Of courseCopy !req
280. It's unplugged,
sirCopy !req
281. There by the baseboardCopy !req
282. What I wanted
to show you, sir,Copy !req
283. the kitchen phone
is a wall telephone,Copy !req
284. just like this oneCopy !req
285. The way we found it,Copy !req
286. the receiver
was hanging like thisCopy !req
287. It's still hanging
in there, sirCopy !req
288. The kitchen phoneCopy !req
289. That's the way
it's hanging nowCopy !req
290. and that's the way
it was hangingCopy !req
291. when I first found itCopy !req
292. You understand?Copy !req
293. Yes, I understand
You make it very clear,
LieutenantCopy !req
294. Well,
that's the point, sirCopy !req
295. You said that
just prior to the attack,Copy !req
296. what Charlie
must've been doingCopy !req
297. was provoking the dogsCopy !req
298. I say what he
must've been doingCopy !req
299. was standing there
talking on the telephoneCopy !req
300. Well, that seems
a reasonable assumptionCopy !req
301. But when the dogs
went wild,Copy !req
302. couldn't the phone have been
knocked off the hook?Copy !req
303. Not if you listen
to the phone, sirCopy !req
304. What you're hearing, sir,Copy !req
305. is the sound coming
from the kitchen phoneCopy !req
306. And that's
the same soundCopy !req
307. that I heard
when I first arrivedCopy !req
308. and I put the kitchen receiver
to my earCopy !req
309. And what does that
tell you, Lieutenant?Copy !req
310. It's a fast busy signal, sirCopy !req
311. If the phone had been
knocked off the hook,Copy !req
312. what we would be hearing
is a steady toneCopy !req
313. No, sir,
your kitchen phone rangCopy !req
314. And your friend answered it
You can count on that, sirCopy !req
315. Well, since we seem
to be playing some kind
of a mind game,Copy !req
316. couldn't Charlie
have been calling out
on the kitchen phone?Copy !req
317. No, sirCopy !req
318. In that case we would be
hearing a steady toneCopy !req
319. With a fast busy signal,
we knowCopy !req
320. the call came inCopy !req
321. That's a fact, sirCopy !req
322. I checked
with the telephone districtCopy !req
323. Well, you seem to have won
the game, LieutenantCopy !req
324. I accept your factCopy !req
325. That still leaves the question
of why the dogs attackedCopy !req
326. You see
what I mean, sir?Copy !req
327. It certainly has been
a tragic year for you,
hasn't it, sir?Copy !req
328. I mean,
with your wife's deathCopy !req
329. just six months ago,
and now thisCopy !req
330. Well, you know,Copy !req
331. we all have to deal
with our emotionsCopy !req
332. and my first instinct is
always to turn to a friendCopy !req
333. And the first friend
I think of is CharlieCopy !req
334. And then
Laurel and HardyCopy !req
335. Laurel and Hardy,
sir?Copy !req
336. My dogsCopy !req
337. I should've knownCopy !req
338. You certainly have
a beautiful home here, sirCopy !req
339. It's like something
out of a movie itselfCopy !req
340. It belonged to
Theda BaraCopy !req
341. You see, when I leave
the Institute, Lieutenant,Copy !req
342. even I live
in a dream worldCopy !req
343. Oh, there's nothing
dreamy about you, sirCopy !req
344. not the way those thousands
of people depend on youCopy !req
345. for peace of mindCopy !req
346. Well, we'll be seeing
more of each other, sir,Copy !req
347. until the investigation
is settledCopy !req
348. Lieutenant,Copy !req
349. it's not that I haven't been
impressed by your company,Copy !req
350. but what is there to settle?Copy !req
351. Well, there's that
telephone again, sirCopy !req
352. You see,
whoever called Dr HunterCopy !req
353. must've heard
those awful sounds
in the kitchen, sirCopy !req
354. Must've heard the dogs
and a man dyingCopy !req
355. Dying and screaming, sirCopy !req
356. And nobody called the policeCopy !req
357. We never got a report, sir
Not a single oneCopy !req
358. Except for the young girl
down here in the guesthouseCopy !req
359. So you can see,Copy !req
360. we would like to knowCopy !req
361. who made that
telephone call, sirCopy !req
362. You understand, sir
Good day, sirCopy !req
363. I came in
and he was on the floorCopy !req
364. And the dogs were
at his throatCopy !req
365. I triedCopy !req
366. but I couldn't do anythingCopy !req
367. I ran awayCopy !req
368. But you
called us, missCopy !req
369. Yeah, for all the good
it didCopy !req
370. I'm coldCopy !req
371. My folks back home,Copy !req
372. they were upset
when I told themCopy !req
373. I was living here
with Dr MasonCopy !req
374. They said that
I'd get into troubleCopy !req
375. I think
I'm in troubleCopy !req
376. Excuse me, missCopy !req
377. How did you
come to live here?Copy !req
378. It beats
a college dormitoryCopy !req
379. See, I met Dr Mason
when I did the control courseCopy !req
380. at the InstituteCopy !req
381. And he said that
he and his wife
had a guesthouseCopy !req
382. and they liked having
psychology studentsCopy !req
383. and they said
I could live hereCopy !req
384. if I helped
take care of the main houseCopy !req
385. So I talked it over
with Sigmund, and we took itCopy !req
386. Sigmund?Copy !req
387. SigmundCopy !req
388. Daddy said that
he'd always look after meCopy !req
389. Daddy didn't know
about the dogsCopy !req
390. But after Mrs Mason died,Copy !req
391. I had the whole place
to myself mostly,Copy !req
392. you know, weekends and allCopy !req
393. So it turned out
to be a good dealCopy !req
394. Lieutenant, would you like
some hot chocolate?Copy !req
395. Oh, I'd like that very much,
very muchCopy !req
396. So would ICopy !req
397. There'll just be
a few more questions, missCopy !req
398. Earn themCopy !req
399. Did you know
Dr Hunter?Copy !req
400. SureCopy !req
401. He was around a lotCopy !req
402. When you say you had
the place to yourself,Copy !req
403. did you take care
of the dogs?Copy !req
404. Well, sometimes
They were terrific companyCopy !req
405. But Saturdays or Sundays,
sometimes both days,Copy !req
406. Eric took themCopy !req
407. To the Institute, miss?Copy !req
408. No, he hasn't worked weekends
since Mrs Mason diedCopy !req
409. Why don't we just sit down,
you, me, and Sigmund?Copy !req
410. Why didn't I think of that?Copy !req
411. Over here, missCopy !req
412. Uh, miss,Copy !req
413. just before the screams,Copy !req
414. just before the thing happened
up in the kitchen,Copy !req
415. you said you were swimmingCopy !req
416. Now try and remember
It's very importantCopy !req
417. Did you hear a phone ringing?Copy !req
418. NoCopy !req
419. Ordinarily,
when you're in the pool,Copy !req
420. can't you hear a phone
ringing in the kitchen?Copy !req
421. YesCopy !req
422. But you didn't hear
a phone ring?Copy !req
423. I didn't hear any phoneCopy !req
424. Thank you very much, ma'amCopy !req
425. You try and get some sleepCopy !req
426. One more question, ma'amCopy !req
427. Just before the screams,Copy !req
428. were you swimming
on top of the waterCopy !req
429. or were you swimming
under the water?Copy !req
430. I was divingCopy !req
431. Swimming under the waterCopy !req
432. So you couldn't have heard
the phone ring
up in the house?Copy !req
433. I didn't hear any phoneCopy !req
434. Very goodCopy !req
435. Oh, sorry, sirCopy !req
436. Just leaving
Excuse meCopy !req
437. Eric,
hold me!Copy !req
438. Joanne, listen to meCopy !req
439. (SOBBING)
It was so awfulCopy !req
440. Listen to meCopy !req
441. I want to comfort you
and I want you to comfort meCopy !req
442. But not until
you take controlCopy !req
443. You think of
your secret wordCopy !req
444. The word that
nobody knows but youCopy !req
445. The word that defeats
every other wordCopy !req
446. I've got a new oneCopy !req
447. A new secret wordCopy !req
448. Blood!Copy !req
449. Now, who's gonna
control your life?Copy !req
450. You or that word?Copy !req
451. Don't worry about it
I'll sleep it offCopy !req
452. You've suffered
a terrible experienceCopy !req
453. It's time to go home
Get out of this place, JoCopy !req
454. But I don't wanna goCopy !req
455. You've wanted to goCopy !req
456. Ever since you've knownCopy !req
457. Known what?Copy !req
458. That you and I
aren't going to be lovers,Copy !req
459. that I control my own spaceCopy !req
460. That you can't have
everything you want,Copy !req
461. just because you want itCopy !req
462. What the hell do you know
about it, Doctor?Copy !req
463. What do you know about it?Copy !req
464. HeelCopy !req
465. Okay All right
Out! Sit!Copy !req
466. Sit, sitCopy !req
467. That's a good boyCopy !req
468. It's all right, Lieutenant
You can pet himCopy !req
469. Why should I?Copy !req
470. To show him
that you're friendlyCopy !req
471. Why doesn't he
show me first?Copy !req
472. Come on, Baruk's a love
Come onCopy !req
473. Who knows what goes on
in the head of a dog?Copy !req
474. I doCopy !req
475. You do, huh?Copy !req
476. How you doing,
oldtimer?Copy !req
477. You know
about dogsCopy !req
478. Then what about
those Dobermans?Copy !req
479. Why would they kill
Dr Hunter?Copy !req
480. They've never been trained
as attack dogs?Copy !req
481. No, ma'amCopy !req
482. Well, then they might kill
for the same reason
people do, LieutenantCopy !req
483. Why do people kill?Copy !req
484. Oh, I understand
those reasonsCopy !req
485. People murder out of fear,
jealousy, greed, sex,Copy !req
486. all those thingsCopy !req
487. Well, so do dogs,
LieutenantCopy !req
488. And sometimes, like us,
they just go crazyCopy !req
489. Henry, you're gonna need
that funny suitCopy !req
490. Baruk, heelCopy !req
491. When a dog goes killer wild
we call it revertingCopy !req
492. It's reversion
back to the wolfCopy !req
493. We don't talk about it
a whole lot But it happensCopy !req
494. Well, that would
explain it, ma'amCopy !req
495. Except that you told me
you played with the dogs
after they went savageCopy !req
496. Now I've never heard
of a reverting dog
that didn't stay that wayCopy !req
497. Well, thank you
very much, ma'amCopy !req
498. We didn't clear much up,Copy !req
499. but it sort of highlights
the problemCopy !req
500. Glad I could help
Byebye, LieutenantCopy !req
501. Henry, we're just
gonna run a couple Okay?Copy !req
502. Watch him, Baruk
Watch him Watch himCopy !req
503. Baruk, kissCopy !req
504. Baruk, out! ComeCopy !req
505. Baruk, comeCopy !req
506. Miss Cochrane! Ma'am!Copy !req
507. Good boy, good boyCopy !req
508. What did you
just do?Copy !req
509. Just an attack commandCopy !req
510. But you saidCopy !req
511. KISS, ma'amCopy !req
512. Well, that's
Baruk's attack wordCopy !req
513. A dog can respond
to any command,Copy !req
514. as long as he's trained
to understand itCopy !req
515. Here, I'll show youCopy !req
516. Baruk, watch him,
watch him Kill!Copy !req
517. Yes, yes,
you're a good dogCopy !req
518. Yes, all rightCopy !req
519. All right,
that's enoughCopy !req
520. Baruk, down, downCopy !req
521. That's enough,
all rightCopy !req
522. You mean that a trainerCopy !req
523. can control a dog
with any word?Copy !req
524. Any word at all?Copy !req
525. A sign, or a sound, a wordCopy !req
526. Any word in any languageCopy !req
527. Right, rightCopy !req
528. Millions of wordsCopy !req
529. And you can train any dog
to do that?Copy !req
530. If he's smart enough, yeahCopy !req
531. Even a dog like mine?
Back there in the car?Copy !req
532. Just a regular dog?Copy !req
533. My wife, she's alone a lot,
me working nights and allCopy !req
534. We were thinking of
training him up
to be a guard dogCopy !req
535. I'd feel a lot better
knowing she was protectedCopy !req
536. Come on, dog,Copy !req
537. here's the teacherCopy !req
538. Come
meet your teacherCopy !req
539. Sit, just like
I taught you, sitCopy !req
540. All right
Now, stayCopy !req
541. Don't go
running aroundCopy !req
542. You see?Copy !req
543. This dog could be
a lethal weaponCopy !req
544. He's already
partly trainedCopy !req
545. What do you think,
ma'am?Copy !req
546. If you wanna protect
your wife, Lieutenant,Copy !req
547. why don't you just
teach her karate?Copy !req
548. GoodbyeCopy !req
549. KillCopy !req
550. KissCopy !req
551. Go back in the carCopy !req
552. Get back in the carCopy !req
553. Well, listen,
you're only a dogCopy !req
554. You're not
a college professorCopy !req
555. I'm sorry, sir
This is a closed areaCopy !req
556. My name is MasonCopy !req
557. and the officer at the desk
told me I could see my dogsCopy !req
558. I don't know, Dr Mason
Just a secondCopy !req
559. Laurel HardyCopy !req
560. I'm gonna have to check
with Lieutenant ColumboCopy !req
561. He's around here
somewhereCopy !req
562. Oh, officerCopy !req
563. When will my dogs
be put away?Copy !req
564. Nothing definiteCopy !req
565. You'll be glad to know
the Lieutenant's doing
everything he canCopy !req
566. to keep them aliveCopy !req
567. I see Thank youCopy !req
568. Well, now,
my darlingsCopy !req
569. I wish you
a long and happy lifeCopy !req
570. But that wouldn't be so
comfortable for me, would it?Copy !req
571. So you're gonna have
to do me one last serviceCopy !req
572. You want some candy?Copy !req
573. Guess what
I got for youCopy !req
574. Your favorite chocolates
See?Copy !req
575. Hold it,
just hold it, sir!Copy !req
576. They're only supposed
to be fed by the officer, sirCopy !req
577. Not even chocolates,
Lieutenant?Copy !req
578. Not even chocolates, DoctorCopy !req
579. Well, in that case,
would you care for one?Copy !req
580. Thank you all the same, sirCopy !req
581. DeliciousCopy !req
582. I'll say good night,
LieutenantCopy !req
583. Oh, I'm glad
I ran into you, sirCopy !req
584. There's something
I wanted to ask youCopy !req
585. The technicians, they found
this on your kitchen floorCopy !req
586. They asked me
to account for it, sirCopy !req
587. Do you know
what it might be?Copy !req
588. It looks like straw,
LieutenantCopy !req
589. The technicians, they were
confused by that, sirCopy !req
590. They couldn't figure out
where it came fromCopy !req
591. Oh, I'm sure it's from a case
of wine I ordered last weekCopy !req
592. Right,
of courseCopy !req
593. Well,
that would explain itCopy !req
594. Straw from
a case of wineCopy !req
595. I told them it was gonna be
something like thatCopy !req
596. Will there be anything else,
Lieutenant?Copy !req
597. Well, as long as
you asked, sir,Copy !req
598. just to fill out my reportCopy !req
599. When you used to take the dogs
away on a weekend,Copy !req
600. what is it
you did with the dogs?Copy !req
601. We'd walk down the beachCopy !req
602. And they played
and I would thinkCopy !req
603. Thinking's an oldfashioned
habit, Lieutenant,Copy !req
604. and one
well worth cultivatingCopy !req
605. Well, I'm gonna have
to try that sometime, sirCopy !req
606. You were always
with the dogs?Copy !req
607. AlwaysCopy !req
608. On the beach?Copy !req
609. On different beachesCopy !req
610. Good night, sirCopy !req
611. Good night, LieutenantCopy !req
612. Kill!Copy !req
613. Kiss!Copy !req
614. Diamonds!Copy !req
615. RubiesCopy !req
616. SneakersCopy !req
617. TerrificCopy !req
618. TerrificCopy !req
619. Good morning,
LieutenantCopy !req
620. Oh, it's you, sirCopy !req
621. They told me
you was busyCopy !req
622. I was just playing with this
Is that all right, sir?Copy !req
623. We use it to monitor reactions
to certain wordsCopy !req
624. Words control
our lives, LieutenantCopy !req
625. If we let themCopy !req
626. That's why we
encourage our peopleCopy !req
627. to learn
a secret wordCopy !req
628. To fight off
all the other wordsCopy !req
629. Do you have a secret word?Copy !req
630. No, I don't think soCopy !req
631. Do you have one, sir?Copy !req
632. Of course, LieutenantCopy !req
633. My very ownCopy !req
634. III be right downCopy !req
635. It's about
your late wife, sirCopy !req
636. Lorraine?Copy !req
637. I guess it's mostly
about the dogs,Copy !req
638. and that telephone call
just before Dr Hunter diedCopy !req
639. I can't get it
out of my headCopy !req
640. that someone wanted
the dogs to killCopy !req
641. Lieutenant, I can'tCopy !req
642. You could've been
the target, sirCopy !req
643. An enemyCopy !req
644. Someone who wanted
to get rid of youCopy !req
645. Something went wrong
and Dr Hunter killed insteadCopy !req
646. That's incredible nonsenseCopy !req
647. Not if you consider
your wifeCopy !req
648. The automobile accident,
her car going off a cliffCopy !req
649. The investigators,Copy !req
650. they still
can't figure out whyCopy !req
651. Is there someoneCopy !req
652. who hated you
and Mrs Mason enoughCopy !req
653. to see you dead?Copy !req
654. Do you really believe that?Copy !req
655. Well, sir,
I can't say that I doCopy !req
656. It's just that we have
to consider every sideCopy !req
657. You do that very wellCopy !req
658. You're a fascinating man,
LieutenantCopy !req
659. To a psychologist, sir?Copy !req
660. You pass yourself off
as a puppy in a raincoatCopy !req
661. Happily running
around the yard,Copy !req
662. digging holes
all over the gardenCopy !req
663. Only, you're laying
a minefieldCopy !req
664. and wagging your tailCopy !req
665. It's just the job, sirCopy !req
666. It makes us look that wayCopy !req
667. We'll discuss it sometimeCopy !req
668. Your whole personalityCopy !req
669. Oh, I would enjoy that, sirCopy !req
670. Well, I guess most people,Copy !req
671. they like to hear
about their personalitiesCopy !req
672. I mean, especially
from an expertCopy !req
673. Lord knows I doCopy !req
674. I can sit and listenCopy !req
675. to someone talk
about me for hoursCopy !req
676. I'll be running along sirCopy !req
677. You don't have
any time now, sir, do you?Copy !req
678. No, no, please, look,
I'm really very busyCopy !req
679. SorryCopy !req
680. Eric?Copy !req
681. Dr Mason is lecturing
tonight, missCopy !req
682. I'm sorry
I saw the lightCopy !req
683. Miss Nicholls, there's
something I have to ask youCopy !req
684. In the kitchenCopy !req
685. I can't
Not in there PleaseCopy !req
686. We can try, missCopy !req
687. I know how you feelCopy !req
688. But, kitchen,
that's just a wordCopy !req
689. See, it's just a kitchenCopy !req
690. What I wanted
to ask you is,Copy !req
691. you heard
Dr Hunter screamingCopy !req
692. Now, where was he
when you saw him?Copy !req
693. ThereCopy !req
694. ThereCopy !req
695. And the dogs?Copy !req
696. ThereCopy !req
697. What you heard,Copy !req
698. was it just a scream,Copy !req
699. or was Dr Hunter trying
to say something?Copy !req
700. Can you hear me
up here, miss?Copy !req
701. HeHe was callingCopy !req
702. for EricCopy !req
703. He was calling
for his friendCopy !req
704. This hook, miss,Copy !req
705. do you know
what it might be for?Copy !req
706. NoCopy !req
707. I've never noticed itCopy !req
708. And right after seeing that,Copy !req
709. that's when you called
the police?Copy !req
710. I tried this phone
but it was deadCopy !req
711. So I called
from the guesthouse,Copy !req
712. on my own phoneCopy !req
713. Thank you, missCopy !req
714. You did very wellCopy !req
715. Miss Nicholls,
this spotlightCopy !req
716. Dr Mason calls it
a baby spotCopy !req
717. He says he picked this up
last week,Copy !req
718. but he couldn't have
bought itCopy !req
719. in one of those
cinema buff storesCopy !req
720. It's got a lot of dirt
on it, you see that?Copy !req
721. And his secretary says
he worked every day last weekCopy !req
722. and most of the nightsCopy !req
723. Well, it was a weekend,
LieutenantCopy !req
724. He always brought home
lots of junkCopy !req
725. when he took
the dogs with him,Copy !req
726. like that
old hitching postCopy !req
727. Well, that makes sense,
missCopy !req
728. There's a lot of
rust on this,Copy !req
729. but you can
still make outCopy !req
730. It says, "Property
of Callaghan Film Ranch,Copy !req
731. "Peach Tree, California"Copy !req
732. There You might try starting
your own collectionCopy !req
733. I just might go there, ma'amCopy !req
734. Good night,
LieutenantCopy !req
735. Good night, missCopy !req
736. Good night, sirCopy !req
737. Dr Mason, sir?Copy !req
738. I've been
looking forwardCopy !req
739. to having that
psychological discussionCopy !req
740. about my personalityCopy !req
741. But this is not
the time or the placeCopy !req
742. II was looking
for some reportsCopy !req
743. that Charlie
was working onCopy !req
744. What brings you here,
Lieutenant?Copy !req
745. Oh Just looking around, sir
Looking and thinkingCopy !req
746. Thinking and lookingCopy !req
747. In my work,
we call that gestaltingCopy !req
748. Gestalting?Copy !req
749. Trying to find the particular
out of the totalityCopy !req
750. Looking for the one reality
that explains the wholeCopy !req
751. I guess that's what
I've been trying to doCopy !req
752. with this suitCopy !req
753. Dr Hunter, he's got
a lot of suits,Copy !req
754. but this is the only one
without a jacketCopy !req
755. Did he wear this one
much, sir?Copy !req
756. I wouldn't know We wear
blazers at the InstituteCopy !req
757. Well, these are what I needCopy !req
758. Good luck, Lieutenant,Copy !req
759. with whatever
you're looking forCopy !req
760. Right, sir
I'll just stay on here andCopy !req
761. Gestalt a whileCopy !req
762. Dr MasonCopy !req
763. Could you tell me aboutCopy !req
764. how Dr Hunter was
with women?Copy !req
765. He was divorced
a few years agoCopy !req
766. I mean just
before he was killedCopy !req
767. Any special women
in his life?Copy !req
768. Different women
Nobody specialCopy !req
769. I gather from your staff that
he was quite a ladies' manCopy !req
770. Well, that was the game
Charlie was good atCopy !req
771. Well, don't let me
hold you up, sirCopy !req
772. We'll still have that
personal talk sometime,
LieutenantCopy !req
773. If at first
you don't succeed,Copy !req
774. run away, Sigmund
Run awayCopy !req
775. Tonight?Copy !req
776. Goodbye to all thisCopy !req
777. Everything that's ever lived
has to die, JoanneCopy !req
778. Not like
Charlie diedCopy !req
779. Poor CharlieCopy !req
780. I could've made you happyCopy !req
781. Not after LorraineCopy !req
782. Lorraine and CharlieCopy !req
783. All your grief for them
and nothing for meCopy !req
784. No more grieving, EricCopy !req
785. Your wife
and your friend,Copy !req
786. they were loversCopy !req
787. You never knew thatCopy !req
788. What?Copy !req
789. I saw them when you were
working at the InstituteCopy !req
790. When Charlie came hereCopy !req
791. And he took her to the places
they went togetherCopy !req
792. They were lovers, EricCopy !req
793. You knew thatCopy !req
794. all the timeCopy !req
795. and said nothing?Copy !req
796. You loved her soCopy !req
797. You mustn't talk of this,
JoCopy !req
798. NeverCopy !req
799. No one can knowCopy !req
800. No one can ever knowCopy !req
801. Excuse me,
Miss Nicholls,Copy !req
802. I thought I might find
Dr Mason hereCopy !req
803. Good evening, sirCopy !req
804. I hoped you might have
a little timeCopy !req
805. Time for what,
Lieutenant?Copy !req
806. Do you thinkCopy !req
807. we could find
one single wordCopy !req
808. that dominates
your life, Lieutenant?Copy !req
809. Well now that you
put it that way, sir,Copy !req
810. I suppose
there is oneCopy !req
811. Then say the wordCopy !req
812. MurderCopy !req
813. Well, that's simple enoughCopy !req
814. Your work dominates
everythingCopy !req
815. Doesn't everyone's, sir?Copy !req
816. Only a fortunate fewCopy !req
817. Now, I'm gonna say a wordCopy !req
818. and you tell me the first word
that comes into your mindCopy !req
819. Then I'll say another word,
and so onCopy !req
820. MurderCopy !req
821. DogsCopy !req
822. JusticeCopy !req
823. WorkCopy !req
824. MotherCopy !req
825. Father
FatherCopy !req
826. WinCopy !req
827. PainCopy !req
828. FailCopy !req
829. MurderCopy !req
830. WordCopy !req
831. I'd say you had
a wholesome enough childhoodCopy !req
832. And you're something of
an overachiever, LieutenantCopy !req
833. But how did we get
from murder to word?Copy !req
834. Well, it's those dogs, sirCopy !req
835. I keep coming back toCopy !req
836. how maybe there's
some kind of a signal,Copy !req
837. some kind of
a special attack wordCopy !req
838. that the dogs
will respond toCopy !req
839. But then the dogs
would have to be trainedCopy !req
840. The worst of it isCopy !req
841. if someone
did train the dogs,Copy !req
842. they could dangle that word
right in front of meCopy !req
843. and I wouldn't even
recognize itCopy !req
844. But the dogs would,
according to your theoryCopy !req
845. Oh, yes, sirCopy !req
846. Yes, the dogs would
certainly react to the wordCopy !req
847. But isn't there an order
for the dogs to be put away?Copy !req
848. In 48 hoursCopy !req
849. This is terrific wine, sirCopy !req
850. Judge Jacob Metzler handed
down the order yesterdayCopy !req
851. I understand
he's a friend of yours, sirCopy !req
852. May we play the game
again?Copy !req
853. I'm sorry, the game?Copy !req
854. The word gameCopy !req
855. Only, this time
I'll startCopy !req
856. MoneyCopy !req
857. WorkCopy !req
858. WorkCopy !req
859. TeachCopy !req
860. ElephantCopy !req
861. TuskCopy !req
862. WolfCopy !req
863. DogCopy !req
864. DogCopy !req
865. KillCopy !req
866. KillCopy !req
867. CharlieCopy !req
868. WifeCopy !req
869. LoveCopy !req
870. AnimalCopy !req
871. HuntCopy !req
872. TrapCopy !req
873. Word gameCopy !req
874. You're right, Lieutenant,
it's an excellent wineCopy !req
875. Well, thank you
very much, sirCopy !req
876. I'll explain
to Mrs ColumboCopy !req
877. how my condition
is workdominatedCopy !req
878. Oh, I think
she might have guessedCopy !req
879. This gate, sir,
with that big letter "K"Copy !req
880. I can't get it
out of my mindCopy !req
881. that I've seen that gate
somewhere beforeCopy !req
882. It's your wife's
favorite movie,
LieutenantCopy !req
883. That's the gate
from Citizen KaneCopy !req
884. That's it, sirCopy !req
885. The opening shot
of the movieCopy !req
886. It's through the gate
to the big houseCopy !req
887. And just a single light
in the windowCopy !req
888. And the crystal ballCopy !req
889. Snowing
in the crystal ballCopy !req
890. And Charles Foster Kane
diesCopy !req
891. That's where
it all beginsCopy !req
892. With his last word,
"Rosebud"Copy !req
893. The sledCopy !req
894. The one that's hanging
on your study wallCopy !req
895. If we go on
like this, sir,Copy !req
896. we'll be playing
the word game againCopy !req
897. Good night, sirCopy !req
898. That's
some terrific gateCopy !req
899. Good night, LieutenantCopy !req
900. ERIC ON RECORDER
DogCopy !req
901. COLUMBO ON RECORDER
DogCopy !req
902. KillCopy !req
903. KillCopy !req
904. CharlieCopy !req
905. WifeCopy !req
906. LoveCopy !req
907. Animal
HuntCopy !req
908. Trap
Word gameCopy !req
909. NothingCopy !req
910. What'd you expect,
Lieutenant?Copy !req
911. We'll try it again
in the cageCopy !req
912. ERIC ON RECORDER
MurderCopy !req
913. COLUMBO ON RECORDER
DogsCopy !req
914. JusticeCopy !req
915. WinCopy !req
916. PainCopy !req
917. FailCopy !req
918. Mmmhmm?
Yeah One secondCopy !req
919. WordCopy !req
920. Lieutenant, it's for you
Judge MetzlerCopy !req
921. ERIC ON RECORDER
Id say you had
a wholesome enough childhoodCopy !req
922. And youre
something of anCopy !req
923. It's Lieutenant Columbo,
Judge Thanks for returningCopy !req
924. It's about those two Dobermans
and the death orderCopy !req
925. I understand that
they killed a man,Copy !req
926. but I'm not sure it was really
the dogs that killed himCopy !req
927. I can't prove anything, sir,
not without those dogsCopy !req
928. You better get out here,
LieutenantCopy !req
929. That's quite a stunt,
isn't it, sir?Copy !req
930. I mean, the way the dogs
go to the phone like thatCopy !req
931. What the hell
are you playing at?Copy !req
932. Oh, just my game, sirCopy !req
933. You're good at tennis
and word gamesCopy !req
934. And Dr Hunter,
he was a winner
with womenCopy !req
935. This is my gameCopy !req
936. He's my partnerCopy !req
937. I call him CharlieCopy !req
938. Really? You have
a morbid streak,
LieutenantCopy !req
939. I should've
suspected thatCopy !req
940. It's as if
the dogs were trainedCopy !req
941. to be right there at the phone
when Dr Hunter got that callCopy !req
942. just before
he was murderedCopy !req
943. And the murderer
had to be certainCopy !req
944. that this was the only phone
that would ringCopy !req
945. May I show you, sir?Copy !req
946. In the study?Copy !req
947. You know, Judge Metzler
countermanded the orderCopy !req
948. on Laurel and HardyCopy !req
949. That was very good luck
for us, sirCopy !req
950. You remember this phone
was disconnectedCopy !req
951. That's so Dr Hunter would
answer in the kitchen,Copy !req
952. where the dogs came inCopy !req
953. Don't feel
you have to comment, sirCopy !req
954. It's just a theoryCopy !req
955. Do you mind, sir?Copy !req
956. I really enjoy the game
and I don't get much chanceCopy !req
957. Would you care
to join me?Copy !req
958. Oh, I found
this tennis ball, sirCopy !req
959. It's like the kind you use,Copy !req
960. with dog tooth marks on itCopy !req
961. I found it out at the old
Callaghan Movie Ranch,Copy !req
962. where you got
this baby spot, sirCopy !req
963. Yes I've visited
Callaghan'sCopy !req
964. That's where the murderer
trained his dogs, sirCopy !req
965. On the Western StreetCopy !req
966. with a hanging dummy, sir
Made out of strawCopy !req
967. Just like the one
that's in thereCopy !req
968. The same kind of straw,
sir,Copy !req
969. that the technicians found
in your kitchen that dayCopy !req
970. And you know
what the murderer did?Copy !req
971. He took a loudspeakerCopy !req
972. and he put it
inside the dummyCopy !req
973. to repeat
the kill commandsCopy !req
974. So that the dogs
would tear anyone apartCopy !req
975. when they heard
that attack wordCopy !req
976. If you'll just look
in that pocket there, sirCopy !req
977. You see this, sir?Copy !req
978. That's what the murderer
dressed the dummy with,Copy !req
979. out there on that
old Western StreetCopy !req
980. I found that
when I went back thereCopy !req
981. to take a second lookCopy !req
982. This is a torn piece from
Dr Hunter's missing jacketCopy !req
983. So the dogs would
take the scent, sirCopy !req
984. To reinforce
the kill commandCopy !req
985. Doesn't that make sense
to you, sir?Copy !req
986. Well, what does all this
have to do with me,
Lieutenant?Copy !req
987. Well, Charlie died
in your houseCopy !req
988. The dogs are your dogsCopy !req
989. 14 ball, sirCopy !req
990. And then,
there's your wifeCopy !req
991. If you'll just look
in that pocket, sirCopy !req
992. Dr Hunter and your wifeCopy !req
993. It must have been
one of those
timedelay snapshotsCopy !req
994. There's a whole bunch
of photos just like thatCopy !req
995. in Dr Hunter's deskCopy !req
996. Maybe that's how
you found outCopy !req
997. about
their affair, sirCopy !req
998. And you picked up
those photographsCopy !req
999. that day that I was
in Dr Hunter's apartmentCopy !req
1000. Only, I took this one
first, sirCopy !req
1001. Before you got thereCopy !req
1002. You play
a firstrate game,
LieutenantCopy !req
1003. Well, my father
taught me, sirCopy !req
1004. So that was the motive
Their affairCopy !req
1005. That's why you killed
your wife, Dr MasonCopy !req
1006. I can't prove thatCopy !req
1007. I can certainly prove
that you killed Dr HunterCopy !req
1008. Not without the kill command,
LieutenantCopy !req
1009. Oh, that won't be
necessary, sirCopy !req
1010. It was really
a very simple caseCopy !req
1011. Starting with that
kitchen phone, sirCopy !req
1012. Because you're the one
that called Dr HunterCopy !req
1013. You claim you were
at your physician'sCopy !req
1014. having your heart examined,Copy !req
1015. which was trueCopy !req
1016. Your electrocardiogram, sirCopy !req
1017. Just before 3:00,Copy !req
1018. your physician left you alone
for a resting traceCopy !req
1019. At that moment,
you were lying downCopy !req
1020. in a restful positionCopy !req
1021. and you heart showed
a calm, slow, easy beatCopy !req
1022. Look at this part,
right hereCopy !req
1023. Lots of sudden stressCopy !req
1024. Lots of excitement
Right here at 3:00,Copy !req
1025. your heart beating
like a hammerCopy !req
1026. just before the dogs attackedCopy !req
1027. Oh, you killed him
with a phone call, sirCopy !req
1028. I'll bet my life on itCopy !req
1029. A very simple caseCopy !req
1030. Not that I'm
particularly bright, sirCopy !req
1031. I must say
I found you disappointingCopy !req
1032. I mean, your incompetenceCopy !req
1033. You left enough clues
to sink a shipCopy !req
1034. Motive, opportunityCopy !req
1035. And for a man
of your intelligence, sir,Copy !req
1036. you got caught
in a lot of stupid liesCopy !req
1037. A lot of themCopy !req
1038. Laurel HardyCopy !req
1039. I think you deserve
the whole package,
LieutenantCopy !req
1040. The total pictureCopy !req
1041. Everything to make
your case completeCopy !req
1042. Oh, I think
I've made my case, sirCopy !req
1043. Watch the dogsCopy !req
1044. RosebudCopy !req
1045. Rosebud!Copy !req
1046. Oh, yes, yes, yesCopy !req
1047. Okay, that's it
Okay, that's itCopy !req
1048. Now, when I say
that's it, that's itCopy !req
1049. All right, one more kiss
and that's itCopy !req
1050. All right, that's it, fellas,
that's itCopy !req
1051. Is that what you call
a conditioned response, sir?Copy !req
1052. The way you just turned
those dogs on me?Copy !req
1053. You knew the commandCopy !req
1054. The point is, sir,
you knew the commandCopy !req
1055. I didn't know it
I just heard itCopy !req
1056. It was on this tape machineCopy !req
1057. You see this, sir?Copy !req
1058. That's what they call
a voiceoperated controlCopy !req
1059. When this
is attached to this,Copy !req
1060. like thisCopy !req
1061. and somebody talks,
it switches on automaticallyCopy !req
1062. Now, I had this in my pocket,
that night a few weeks agoCopy !req
1063. when you and I played
the word gameCopy !req
1064. And I played that
for the dogsCopy !req
1065. And just by accident, sir,Copy !req
1066. they heard that part where you
and I stood out by the gateCopy !req
1067. and talked aboutCopy !req
1068. Citizen KaneCopy !req
1069. ERIC ON RECORDER
And Charles Foster Kane diesCopy !req
1070. COLUMBO ON RECORDER
And thats where
it all beginsCopy !req
1071. With his last word,
RosebudCopy !req
1072. Laurel and Hardy,
they went crazyCopy !req
1073. And then, there was
this lady dog trainerCopy !req
1074. And she knew
how to deprogram the dogsCopy !req
1075. So now,Copy !req
1076. instead of killing
when they heard the word,Copy !req
1077. they kissedCopy !req
1078. It's like trading
one conditioned response
for anotherCopy !req
1079. You understand, sirCopy !req
1080. Can I try this again, sir?Copy !req
1081. Very good, Lieutenant
Remarkable, reallyCopy !req
1082. You take control very well
All the wayCopy !req
1083. I'd swear you'd
taken my courseCopy !req
1084. Oh, no, sir
Oh, no, neverCopy !req
1085. It's just that I enjoy
the pleasure of the gameCopy !req
1086. I wonder how
WC Fields did itCopy !req