1. What do you think?Copy !req
2. I think she's remarkableCopy !req
3. I'm talking
about the muggingCopy !req
4. You thought I was dead,
didn't you?Copy !req
5. Oh, yes Until I heard
of the feats of GeronimoCopy !req
6. Then I knew
it had to be youCopy !req
7. Sir, I do have
a murder on my handsCopy !req
8. I'm painfully aware
of that, LieutenantCopy !req
9. The man you know as Henderson
was one of my best operatorsCopy !req
10. That's my wife's
favorite piece of musicCopy !req
11. I knowCopy !req
12. You have my house buggedCopy !req
13. Bathroom door here, sirCopy !req
14. What's that over there?Copy !req
15. That's the wet bar, sir
Your keys, sirCopy !req
16. Thank you
Thank youCopy !req
17. Have a nice day,
Mr HendersonCopy !req
18. Don't worry about it, John
Believe meCopy !req
19. All right
I'll be seeing youCopy !req
20. Give my best to Sheila,
would you?Copy !req
21. All right, yes
Yes Yes ByebyeCopy !req
22. Yes?Copy !req
23. Colorado is a riverCopy !req
24. Geronimo is an IndianCopy !req
25. There is no beach
like a Long BeachCopy !req
26. An amusement parkCopy !req
27. When?Copy !req
28. In two hoursCopy !req
29. Ruth?Copy !req
30. Yes?Copy !req
31. 4:30, Monday,
John Graham's office
Don't let me forget, pleaseCopy !req
32. Have a nice evening,
all of you
Okay MmmhmmCopy !req
33. Oh, Mr Brenner
The speech for Mr DefonteCopy !req
34. Defonte? Is that tomorrow?Copy !req
35. 10:00 in his officeCopy !req
36. I must have mislaid
a day somewhereCopy !req
37. Can you come in
at 9:00 in the morning?
YesCopy !req
38. I'll return after
dinner this evening
and put it on tape,Copy !req
39. and then you can have it
and do itCopy !req
40. Once more, be seeing youCopy !req
41. ByeCopy !req
42. We'd have more privacy
on a freewayCopy !req
43. Oh, I don't know
Wasn't it you that saidCopy !req
44. you should never have
a clandestine meeting
in a clandestine place?Copy !req
45. Besides which,
I've always had a certainCopy !req
46. perverse affection
for amusement parksCopy !req
47. By the way,
how is AJ Henderson?Copy !req
48. AJ Henderson
commutes every day
from WestportCopy !req
49. except when he has to
go to a regional office
for a visitCopy !req
50. A very ordered life
It makes him worth
much more that wayCopy !req
51. You thought I was dead,
didn't you?Copy !req
52. Oh, yes Until I heard
of the feats of GeronimoCopy !req
53. Then I knew
it had to be youCopy !req
54. Why didn't you contact me?
I haveCopy !req
55. Three years, amigoCopy !req
56. Well, one can't
be too carefulCopy !req
57. Now, let me tell you about
this little operation
that I'm involved in hereCopy !req
58. You'll tell me
about the operation
in a minuteCopy !req
59. First things first, Nelson
Now, as I remember,Copy !req
60. we had a certain
currency scheme going on
down there in bananalandCopy !req
61. Three hundred thousand
cruzeiros, as I recallCopy !req
62. Supposing I told you
that I was broke?Copy !req
63. Double agents
don't go brokeCopy !req
64. They die sometimes,
but they don't go brokeCopy !req
65. Oh, come along now
That theory about
my being a double agent,Copy !req
66. you know there's
no fact in itCopy !req
67. The Agency doesn't
deal in facts,
only rumorsCopy !req
68. And I have a lot more
than rumors, NelsonCopy !req
69. Do you?Copy !req
70. Oh, come on, relaxCopy !req
71. The funds have been
safely invested
in tripleA bondsCopy !req
72. You'll get your money back
plus interest
When?Copy !req
73. Of course,
I could write you
a personal checkCopy !req
74. and then we'd both be
tossed into the PotomacCopy !req
75. I said when?
I want cash,Copy !req
76. and I'll worry
about the laundering
I was afraid about thatCopy !req
77. You'll get the cash
Sir!Copy !req
78. Yes?
Sir,Copy !req
79. I've just taken
your photograph
Have you?Copy !req
80. Yes, and if you would
like a print of it,Copy !req
81. please stop by the booth
on your way out
I'll have them ready for youCopy !req
82. Oh, really?
YesCopy !req
83. I can stop by anytime?
AnytimeCopy !req
84. Well, in that case
I'll be seeing youCopy !req
85. Okay
Thank you so muchCopy !req
86. Step right upCopy !req
87. Five out of ten
How's your eye these days?Copy !req
88. Deadly, Nelson
DeadlyCopy !req
89. Ten out of ten
wins a giant panda!Copy !req
90. Let's see
if we can rememberCopy !req
91. Only 35 centsCopy !req
92. Two
Thank you, gentlemenCopy !req
93. Step right up,
ladies and gentlemenCopy !req
94. All rightCopy !req
95. Knock down
the 10 little ducks,Copy !req
96. win a big giant pandaCopy !req
97. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
98. knock down
the 10 little ducks,Copy !req
99. win a big giant pandaCopy !req
100. Step right up,
ladies and gentlemen!
Step right upCopy !req
101. Five out of ten wins a prize,Copy !req
102. ten out of ten
wins a giant pandaCopy !req
103. GoodCopy !req
104. Congratulations, gentlemenCopy !req
105. We have two winners!Copy !req
106. I usually lose
two of these in six monthsCopy !req
107. Two in the same day
is enough to break meCopy !req
108. You can keep mine, buddy
I'm all heartCopy !req
109. Thank you, pal
Thank youCopy !req
110. Five out of ten
wins you a prize,
10 out of 10Copy !req
111. I'll bet you were
disappointed when
I showed up aliveCopy !req
112. Oh, I'm not that greedyCopy !req
113. But the Tupamaro
had you coldCopy !req
114. How did you do it?
How'd you get away?Copy !req
115. On day one I had
two of their people
on iceCopy !req
116. It was a matter of
a simple exchangeCopy !req
117. Then the Director
wanted to make it
look like I was deadCopy !req
118. Ah, yes
The DirectorCopy !req
119. Tricky fellow,
our DirectorCopy !req
120. What's this caper
all about?Copy !req
121. Now this is a naval code
on microfilmCopy !req
122. in the possession
of a crafty old buzzard
by the name of SteinmetzCopy !req
123. He'll require a series
of meetings to make sure
that he's not being set upCopy !req
124. Is he?Copy !req
125. All we're interested in
at the moment
is the microfilmCopy !req
126. When and where?Copy !req
127. Tonight, 11:00 Sinbad's
Santa Monica PierCopy !req
128. Remember the routine
that we used in La Paz
in 1967? Clicketyclick?Copy !req
129. It's the same one
ClicketyclickCopy !req
130. Why all the jazz?Copy !req
131. Oh, this is the way
that Mr Steinmetz
would like itCopy !req
132. This Steinmetz
Yes?Copy !req
133. Is he an operator?Copy !req
134. Well, shall we say that
he's an old and crafty
peddler and that's allCopy !req
135. Excuse me a minute,
will you?Copy !req
136. Hello
HiCopy !req
137. Do you like the name Fred?Copy !req
138. YeahCopy !req
139. You do?
Perhaps you prefer
the name Archibald?Copy !req
140. I don't know
any ArchibaldsCopy !req
141. You don't know
any Archibalds?Copy !req
142. Well, this is Archibald
and now you know himCopy !req
143. And now he's yours
Would you like him?Copy !req
144. Yeah
You would?Copy !req
145. Uhhuh
All right He's yoursCopy !req
146. Thank you
It's my pleasureCopy !req
147. Nice talking to you
Thank you OkayCopy !req
148. This wayCopy !req
149. Bye
ByeCopy !req
150. You'll be needing thisCopy !req
151. What's the price?Copy !req
152. Whatever it takesCopy !req
153. What currency?Copy !req
154. Dollars or liraCopy !req
155. And they want
the drop site
where they decideCopy !req
156. I suggest,
by the way, that you
don't wear your gunCopy !req
157. That undercover
I don't goCopy !req
158. The contact
may want to frisk youCopy !req
159. Well, let him
They know I'm an operator
Or don't they?Copy !req
160. Well, they do,
but they don't
know your nameCopy !req
161. or anything else
about youCopy !req
162. Why didn't you
use one of your men
out here?Copy !req
163. There's too much
money involvedCopy !req
164. Besides, our Director
doesn't want Mr Steinmetz
tracing back to meCopy !req
165. Then you are
setting him up?Copy !req
166. Perhaps
But not at this timeCopy !req
167. I'll take care of
the photo stand for youCopy !req
168. and I'll be in touchCopy !req
169. Have a nice eveningCopy !req
170. Yes, sir
What's your poison, pal?Copy !req
171. I'll have a vodka
on the rocksCopy !req
172. Vodka on the rocksCopy !req
173. You want a twist in that?Copy !req
174. No, that's fineCopy !req
175. That's $150Copy !req
176. Pretty, huh?
MmmhmmCopy !req
177. Hey, the machine
doesn't workCopy !req
178. No cigarettes
and no money backCopy !req
179. Acting up again?
How much you lose?Copy !req
180. 60 centsCopy !req
181. No sweat, pallyCopy !req
182. Here you go
Thank youCopy !req
183. You got something to show me?Copy !req
184. Okay The price is $350,000Copy !req
185. $325,000
I want something for myselfCopy !req
186. I'll tell the man
$300,000 Then we'll
both get healthyCopy !req
187. It's nice doing business
with youCopy !req
188. It's in goldCopy !req
189. Zurich prices,
the day of the dropCopy !req
190. I'm gonna have to
get back to you on thatCopy !req
191. Look, the man wants goldCopy !req
192. You got anything else
for me?
NoCopy !req
193. Steinmetz is gonna
have to come upCopy !req
194. with two frames of
that microfilm blown up
We're gonna have to verifyCopy !req
195. I understand,
but the old manCopy !req
196. don't show you nothing
without a down payment
in goldCopy !req
197. I've already told you,
I don't know about thatCopy !req
198. Mr Steinmetz doesCopy !req
199. I'll meet you
here tomorrowCopy !req
200. Now that we've met,
let's make it earlierCopy !req
201. 6:00Copy !req
202. Good enoughCopy !req
203. Geronimo!Copy !req
204. Well, how was it?Copy !req
205. There are slight problems
Nothing importantCopy !req
206. Slight problem?
Is he safely gone?Copy !req
207. Yeah He's safely goneCopy !req
208. Oh, really?Copy !req
209. He wants the payoff
in goldCopy !req
210. The price of gold
in Zurich andCopy !req
211. What are you doing down here?Copy !req
212. Just taking the airCopy !req
213. 11A8, clear
12A15, rogerCopy !req
214. 11A7, clearCopy !req
215. 1A13, clearCopy !req
216. Evening, Lieutenant
Welcome to Muggers' HavenCopy !req
217. Excuse meCopy !req
218. PhotographerCopy !req
219. Photographer!
You think you got enough?Copy !req
220. Step over
to the side for a moment
How you doing, Anderson?Copy !req
221. Okay, LieutenantCopy !req
222. All right, fellows
Give it to me for a minute
I'll give it back to youCopy !req
223. Just step over to the side
Everyone outCopy !req
224. Not you, AndersonCopy !req
225. How you been, Cliff?Copy !req
226. Pretty good, LieutenantCopy !req
227. What've you got?Copy !req
228. It looks like a muggingCopy !req
229. That's the third one
they've found around here
in the last six monthsCopy !req
230. How long has he been dead?Copy !req
231. Two hours, topsCopy !req
232. He was hit twice
with a blunt instrumentCopy !req
233. Once here,
and the second blow was here
at the base of the skullCopy !req
234. Which one came first?Copy !req
235. Can't tell?Copy !req
236. I can't tell, sirCopy !req
237. He's lying on his backCopy !req
238. That's the way
we found himCopy !req
239. This one came firstCopy !req
240. Kramer got his Polaroid?Copy !req
241. YeahCopy !req
242. What's that, Lieutenant?Copy !req
243. Poker chip, brokenCopy !req
244. You can find
just about anything
on this beach,Copy !req
245. mostly beer cansCopy !req
246. What's his name?Copy !req
247. There's no ID,
no wallet, nothingCopy !req
248. The mugger
cleaned him outCopy !req
249. Except for a pack
of unopened cigarettes
and a book of matchesCopy !req
250. What matches?Copy !req
251. Sinbad'sCopy !req
252. Sinbad's?Copy !req
253. Yeah It's a club
up on the pierCopy !req
254. Sergeant Kramer's
already up thereCopy !req
255. "Love, from Alice"Copy !req
256. Is that his coat?Copy !req
257. YeahCopy !req
258. Did you take it off?Copy !req
259. No That's where it was
when we got hereCopy !req
260. Kramer's in Sinbad's?Copy !req
261. YeahCopy !req
262. How do you get there?Copy !req
263. Go to the parking lotCopy !req
264. There's a staircase
You take it upCopy !req
265. Walk down the pier
and you'll run
right into itCopy !req
266. Take it easy, CliffCopy !req
267. Carry on, fellows!Copy !req
268. Lieutenant?Copy !req
269. The bartender here's
an excopCopy !req
270. She's an interesting dancerCopy !req
271. I showed him the photos
He thinks he knows the guyCopy !req
272. Do you mind?
I'd like you
to meet himCopy !req
273. Hmm? Lieutenant?Copy !req
274. Louie the bartender,
Lieutenant ColumboCopy !req
275. Hi, LieutenantCopy !req
276. He's the excop?Copy !req
277. MmmhmmCopy !req
278. You're an excop?Copy !req
279. YeahCopy !req
280. My old lady didn't like
the hours I kept,Copy !req
281. so, here I am till
2:00 in the morning
in this jointCopy !req
282. You guys want a drink?Copy !req
283. No, thanksCopy !req
284. No, thank you very muchCopy !req
285. Lieutenant, Louie says
the victim was in here
around 11:00Copy !req
286. GoodCopy !req
287. Do you know him?Copy !req
288. Who?Copy !req
289. The victimCopy !req
290. Never saw him beforeCopy !req
291. He came in here,
had a couple of drinks,
then he leftCopy !req
292. Oh, wait a minuteCopy !req
293. He got his money stuck
in that cigarette machine
over thereCopy !req
294. I gave him back his coins,
and he got his cigarettes
and he took offCopy !req
295. Who?Copy !req
296. The victimCopy !req
297. That checksCopy !req
298. They found
a full pack on himCopy !req
299. Oh, wait a minuteCopy !req
300. There was another guy
sitting right hereCopy !req
301. A young black guy
with a leather jacket
and turtleneck sweaterCopy !req
302. When your dead man
walked out of here,Copy !req
303. he got up and
followed him outCopy !req
304. You sure, Louie?Copy !req
305. Sure, I'm sureCopy !req
306. He left the whole drink here
He didn't even touch itCopy !req
307. A fresh drinkCopy !req
308. Hey,
I notice things like thatCopy !req
309. Guess it's my
excop training, huh?Copy !req
310. Lieutenant,
are you listening?Copy !req
311. Yes I'm listeningCopy !req
312. Who was he?
Do you know who he was?Copy !req
313. Who who was?Copy !req
314. The guy
with the leather jacket
that followed the victim outCopy !req
315. But I could make him
if he's in the filesCopy !req
316. Good
Stop by downtown,
and we'll have a lookCopy !req
317. Be glad toCopy !req
318. Hey, be like
old home week, huh?Copy !req
319. You guys finished with me?Copy !req
320. Did the two guys,
did they talk to
one another?Copy !req
321. Well, one was sitting
right where you're sittingCopy !req
322. The other was over there
where the beer pumps areCopy !req
323. I don't think soCopy !req
324. I'm finishedCopy !req
325. I'm finishedCopy !req
326. Thank youCopy !req
327. What do you think?Copy !req
328. I think she's remarkableCopy !req
329. I'm talking
about the muggingCopy !req
330. You're doing just fineCopy !req
331. Just keep up
what you're doingCopy !req
332. You're gonna find out how
the guy got to the beachCopy !req
333. You're gonna
check out the cabsCopy !req
334. Just keep up
what you're doingCopy !req
335. You're coming?Copy !req
336. You notice her eyes?Copy !req
337. Her eyes?Copy !req
338. Her eyesCopy !req
339. Her eyesCopy !req
340. She's shyCopy !req
341. Moving right along,Copy !req
342. here are the news headlines
at 700 am on the buttonCopy !req
343. The situation in
the Mideast remains tenseCopy !req
344. Theres another strike
brewing in New York,Copy !req
345. among the municipal workers
this timeCopy !req
346. In Washington,
the Senate Finance CommitteeCopy !req
347. is recommending
an acrosstheboard tax cutCopy !req
348. Locally, the new
District AttorneyCopy !req
349. has firmed up
his staff appointmentsCopy !req
350. On the sports scene,
the Chinese have announcedCopy !req
351. they are pulling out
of the OlympicsCopy !req
352. The Dodgers and Angels
were both losers last nightCopy !req
353. Details on these
and other storiesCopy !req
354. coming up
after this messageCopy !req
355. Speech for Mr DefonteCopy !req
356. to be delivered before
the Commodity Brokers
luncheonCopy !req
357. First of all,
I'd like to thankCopy !req
358. the officers
of your association
for inviting me hereCopy !req
359. It seems like only yesterday
I was crushing the grapes
in my father's vineyardCopy !req
360. I dropped the fare
at the pier about 10:40Copy !req
361. It's definitely
this guy in this photoCopy !req
362. And I collected him hereCopy !req
363. ThanksCopy !req
364. Thank youCopy !req
365. First of all,
Id like to thankCopy !req
366. the officers
of your association
for inviting me hereCopy !req
367. It seems like only yesterday
I was crushing the grapes
in my fathers vineyardCopy !req
368. If you don't believe me,
III show you the bottom
of my feetCopy !req
369. One foot
still has a cabernet stain,
and the other, a ChablisCopy !req
370. These guys with law degrees,Copy !req
371. they give you all kinds
of fancy titlesCopy !req
372. Get a load of the latest one,
lm a presidentCopy !req
373. Good day I'm really
sorry to have
kept you waitingCopy !req
374. That's all right
We just thought
that we'dCopy !req
375. Just a minuteCopy !req
376. Lieutenant!
Lieutenant!Copy !req
377. I had to make a stopCopy !req
378. My secretary said
this was urgent
Please have a seatCopy !req
379. You told him?
Didn't get a chance
to tell himCopy !req
380. ShootCopy !req
381. A member of your company
was killed last night, sirCopy !req
382. What?Copy !req
383. We're referring
to Mr AJ Henderson
out of New YorkCopy !req
384. Henderson?Copy !req
385. You know him?Copy !req
386. Why, yes, but I didn't
know he was in town
What happened?Copy !req
387. He was murderedCopy !req
388. Murdered?Copy !req
389. We're gonna need
an official identificationCopy !req
390. What's his name?Copy !req
391. This is not AJ HendersonCopy !req
392. The bellboy
at the hotel
is positiveCopy !req
393. This is the oneCopy !req
394. Excuse me This is our manCopy !req
395. What does your man do?Copy !req
396. Well, we have offices
all over the worldCopy !req
397. Mr Henderson's
chief functionCopy !req
398. is to periodically check
the various branches,Copy !req
399. be sure we're all
operating efficientlyCopy !req
400. He is not oursCopy !req
401. Sorry to have
troubled you, sirCopy !req
402. Lieutenant,
I'd like an explanationCopy !req
403. So would heCopy !req
404. This is really weird,
LieutenantCopy !req
405. Tell me something
How did you get
to this guy?Copy !req
406. Have you
ever been in the lobby
of the Biltmore Hotel?Copy !req
407. It's like
Grand Central StationCopy !req
408. Now, I gotta go in there
I gotta find the desk clerk,
right?Copy !req
409. Yeah
You gotta find a clerk
in Grand Central StationCopy !req
410. Now, don't be like that
Give me a breakCopy !req
411. Just give me a minute
to explainCopy !req
412. Yeah I got a minute
Go aheadCopy !req
413. So I gotta go in
So I find him
I find himCopy !req
414. Now, I gotta show him
a photo of our guyCopy !req
415. Does he know him?
Does he remember him?
The guy laughsCopy !req
416. Yeah So he laughsCopy !req
417. Does he remember him?
Shakes his headCopy !req
418. So now I gotta find
the other clerksCopy !req
419. I gotta find
the bell captain
and the bellhopsCopy !req
420. So, finally I find
a guy who remembers
walking him to his roomCopy !req
421. Now I know
it's HendersonCopy !req
422. Now, I gotta go
back to the desk because
down at the deskCopy !req
423. I gotta get
his registration cardCopy !req
424. Do you know what he uses
as a business reference?Copy !req
425. The Winston
Advertising AgencyCopy !req
426. That's right Now the guy's
gotta be nuts to do thatCopy !req
427. Maybe he's smarter
than we thinkCopy !req
428. I don't know
Did you check his room?Copy !req
429. Yeah Just some clothesCopy !req
430. He signed in about 4:00Copy !req
431. You told me he took a cab
to the beach at 10:00 pmCopy !req
432. What did he do
between 4:00 and 10:00?Copy !req
433. This much I can tell youCopy !req
434. He came down and
he asked the desk clerkCopy !req
435. how long it would take to
get to the Pike Long Beach
Amusement ParkCopy !req
436. All right Take a breakCopy !req
437. Give me the photo
What was that again?Copy !req
438. What was what again?Copy !req
439. The fish, the pikeCopy !req
440. The Pike's Long Beach
Amusement ParkCopy !req
441. Excuse me, ma'am
Just one moment
Yes?Copy !req
442. Have you ever seen
this man before?Copy !req
443. NoCopy !req
444. Are you sure?Copy !req
445. PositiveCopy !req
446. He was in the park
yesterday afternoonCopy !req
447. No I'm positive
I've never seen himCopy !req
448. Step right up,
ladies and gentlemen!
Step right upCopy !req
449. Only 35 cents
Win yourself a big prizeCopy !req
450. Five out of ten
wins you a prizeCopy !req
451. Everything all right?
Ten out of ten
wins you a giantCopy !req
452. Yesterday,
there was a fellow here
in the amusement parkCopy !req
453. I wanna see
whether you remember himCopy !req
454. This is his pictureCopy !req
455. Boy, he
He looks dead,
don't he?Copy !req
456. How could
I ever forget him?Copy !req
457. He and his friend,
they beat me out
of two $20 pandasCopy !req
458. But
Now, this guy,
he was all rightCopy !req
459. He gave it backCopy !req
460. Is that it up there?Copy !req
461. Yeah YeahCopy !req
462. What do you
have to do to win
one of them things?Copy !req
463. Knock down the ducks,
10 out of 10Copy !req
464. Yeah, my wife
would go for thatCopy !req
465. Oh, no, sir, Lieutenant
Hey, you're a proCopy !req
466. Oh, forget about itCopy !req
467. If I'm standing on
the dock, I couldn't
hit the waterCopy !req
468. The man
that was with him,Copy !req
469. if you saw him again,
would you know him?Copy !req
470. Yeah I think soCopy !req
471. Well, if he comes by,
you give me a callCopy !req
472. Yeah Yeah
I'll be glad toCopy !req
473. Step right up,
ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
474. Step right upCopy !req
475. Step right up,
ladies and gentlemenCopy !req
476. Step right up Only 35 cents
Win yourself a big prizeCopy !req
477. Five out of ten
gets a prizeCopy !req
478. Would you care for one,
sir?Copy !req
479. Yes, I wouldCopy !req
480. Well, step right
over here and sit down
right in that chairCopy !req
481. And look
right into the cameraCopy !req
482. That's itCopy !req
483. Does she take
a picture of everybody
that comes through here?Copy !req
484. Look straight ahead, sirCopy !req
485. That Right
That's it SmileCopy !req
486. Yeah Did you hear
what I said?Copy !req
487. Yes, sirCopy !req
488. This'll take
about 90 secondsCopy !req
489. I'll have a pinup button
for youCopy !req
490. Yeah, well, we take
what we can, but
we can't cover everybodyCopy !req
491. We do pretty goodCopy !req
492. All right
Now, you're doing thisCopy !req
493. That takes
about 90 secondsCopy !req
494. That's right
What's she doing?Copy !req
495. That's a Polaroid system,
sirCopy !req
496. I mean,
it's a oneshot deal
What's the interest?Copy !req
497. Well, here's my interest
What do you call yourself?Copy !req
498. DonCopy !req
499. All right now, Don
You take a Polaroid
like you just did of meCopy !req
500. The lady,
she does something elseCopy !req
501. Well, that's a
Polaroid system, tooCopy !req
502. You see, she just
makes a print and
holds the negativeCopy !req
503. Now, you can order up
a print right now,Copy !req
504. or you can order up
an enlargementCopy !req
505. What does she do
with them?Copy !req
506. Hey, look at that
Isn't that great?Copy !req
507. That's terrificCopy !req
508. Can I talk with the lady?Copy !req
509. Joyce!Copy !req
510. Listen, this is a fellow
from the police department
He wants to talk to youCopy !req
511. Take him over to the shop,
and I'll cover for youCopy !req
512. Okay Come onCopy !req
513. Would you like a photo?
Right this wayCopy !req
514. Joyce That's it, huh?Copy !req
515. JoyceCopy !req
516. Art Here These are
ready to be developed
and then filed Okay?Copy !req
517. I'm gonna
show you somethingCopy !req
518. It's a picture of a dead man,
so just take it easyCopy !req
519. OkayCopy !req
520. Sure is, isn't he?Copy !req
521. Do you recognize him?Copy !req
522. No NoCopy !req
523. He was in the park
yesterdayCopy !req
524. Do you remember
taking his picture?Copy !req
525. Gee, I take so many pictures
NoCopy !req
526. All right
Let me check over somethingCopy !req
527. You take as many pictures
as you can, right?Copy !req
528. That's rightCopy !req
529. And you hand out cards,
right?Copy !req
530. UhhuhCopy !req
531. And you take
people's names, right?Copy !req
532. That's rightCopy !req
533. And they can order
a print immediatelyCopy !req
534. or they can come back,
or they can write
for an enlargementCopy !req
535. That's rightCopy !req
536. Now, what about
the ones that
you don't sell?Copy !req
537. Well, I keep them
about a week and then
I get rid of themCopy !req
538. So you got
a lot left over
from yesterday?Copy !req
539. Yeah, I doCopy !req
540. May I see them?Copy !req
541. Sure Come on in the back
I'll show you what's leftCopy !req
542. An old man,
men, family,Copy !req
543. couple of girls,
an old manCopy !req
544. That's itCopy !req
545. That's itCopy !req
546. That's all
the unsold photographs
from yesterday?Copy !req
547. That's the worksCopy !req
548. There's not another pile?Copy !req
549. NoCopy !req
550. And he's not in there?Copy !req
551. NoCopy !req
552. You're sure?Copy !req
553. Quite sureCopy !req
554. What about the photographs
that you didn't sell?Copy !req
555. What about them?Copy !req
556. Don't they have
a negative?Copy !req
557. You want to see
the negatives?Copy !req
558. I doCopy !req
559. I'm gonna get you
the negatives
NegativesCopy !req
560. NegativesCopy !req
561. You know,
you can't really see
faces on the negativesCopy !req
562. I mean, when you hold them up,
you can't make them outCopy !req
563. I think you'll have to
have them printed upCopy !req
564. Do you have
a magnifying glass?Copy !req
565. It's over thereCopy !req
566. You know,
I might not even have
taken his pictureCopy !req
567. I mean,
just because he was here,
he may not have come byCopy !req
568. And maybe
he bought it, so maybe
I don't even have itCopy !req
569. I think it's these
This is itCopy !req
570. I thought you said
that he wasn't hereCopy !req
571. He's notCopy !req
572. Who is this?Copy !req
573. That's a fat ladyCopy !req
574. Who is that
behind the fat lady?Copy !req
575. It's your friendCopy !req
576. I'm not gonna
say anythingCopy !req
577. Shows you what a little
perseverance can doCopy !req
578. Now, wait a minuteCopy !req
579. Just a second
Let's not rushCopy !req
580. Standing next to the guy
behind the fat ladyCopy !req
581. is a piece of a guy
in a blue jacketCopy !req
582. They could be togetherCopy !req
583. Now let's see if we can find
a bigger piece of the guyCopy !req
584. who is standing next to my guy
who is behind the fat ladyCopy !req
585. Look through
these photographsCopy !req
586. OkayCopy !req
587. How you doing?Copy !req
588. Wait a minute
Wait a minute
WhatCopy !req
589. What do you think
about that? Same colorCopy !req
590. My goodness
You've done it
That's himCopy !req
591. Okay
Let me see, let me seeCopy !req
592. That's the both of them
They're togetherCopy !req
593. Hey, you know what?
Yesterday this new guy here,Copy !req
594. he bought both the print
and the negative from meCopy !req
595. I remember because
he gave me $20 for themCopy !req
596. Can you blow this up?Copy !req
597. This extra demand
for our extra supplyCopy !req
598. is gonna make
a proper marriage
in this market placeCopy !req
599. Youre worried
about the Chinese?Copy !req
600. I tell you, don't worry
about the Chinese
You know why?Copy !req
601. Because they can
pull out of the Olympics,Copy !req
602. but they cant pull out
of soybeans!Copy !req
603. I tell you this,
they gonna be
our big buyersCopy !req
604. I guarantee you!Copy !req
605. Now, you know what its like
from the growers side
of thingsCopy !req
606. No matter the high cost
of fertilizer
Got the wrong roomCopy !req
607. no matter the laws
against insecticides
Mr Brenner?Copy !req
608. we are going to
have a big year!
Yes You have the wrong roomCopy !req
609. Your secretary said
that I could find you here
My name is ColumboCopy !req
610. Now, if there are
any sour grapesCopy !req
611. I'm sorry to bother you, sir
This is very importantCopy !req
612. Do you know
an AJ Henderson
from New York?Copy !req
613. lm gonna promise you
that next yearCopy !req
614. No, I don't
You have
the wrong room, sirCopy !req
615. I had this blown up
You might want
to take a look at itCopy !req
616. Well, that was
taken last nightCopy !req
617. in an amusement park
in Long BeachCopy !req
618. Absolutely marvelousCopy !req
619. You've done it again,
my good friendCopy !req
620. That was a fine speech
Wonderful speechCopy !req
621. That Moustache Pete dialogue
always gets everybodyCopy !req
622. You gonna
come to the table?Copy !req
623. I'll be with you in a moment
I'll see you all
a little laterCopy !req
624. All right
But don't you stay
too longCopy !req
625. Yes, that was
a terrific speechCopy !req
626. Nice to meet youCopy !req
627. Step over here a minute,
will you, please?Copy !req
628. Take a seatCopy !req
629. According to witnesses,Copy !req
630. you were seen
with Mr Henderson
yesterday afternoonCopy !req
631. I didn't quite
catch your nameCopy !req
632. Lieutenant Columbo,
Los Angeles
Police DepartmentCopy !req
633. Sorry for the receptionCopy !req
634. Not knowing who you were,Copy !req
635. and since I intended
to pirate Mr HendersonCopy !req
636. away from his firm
to my firm,Copy !req
637. I naturally denied
knowing himCopy !req
638. Until what time, sir,
were you with Mr Henderson?Copy !req
639. Oh, I suppose
I left him between
5:30 and 6:00,Copy !req
640. something of that natureCopy !req
641. Do you have any ideaCopy !req
642. what Mr Henderson's
plans were
after he left you?Copy !req
643. Not at all I had imagined
that he was going back
to the hotel to have aCopy !req
644. Oh, yes! YesCopy !req
645. He did say that
he was going to take
a drive out to the beachCopy !req
646. To see it at night
Never seen it before
East Coast man, you knowCopy !req
647. Apparently that's just
what he did, sirCopy !req
648. He was found murdered
there last nightCopy !req
649. in a place called
Muggers' HavenCopy !req
650. Muggers' HavenCopy !req
651. WellCopy !req
652. Yes, sirCopy !req
653. That's such
an extraordinaryCopy !req
654. Forgive me, pleaseCopy !req
655. The strangest thing is,
one of the reasons I gave himCopy !req
656. for moving out here
away from New York,Copy !req
657. that the crime rate
was not quite so high
Isn't that bizarre?Copy !req
658. That is ironicCopy !req
659. Do you have any suspects?Copy !req
660. Yes, sir, we do,
but we don't know
who he is yetCopy !req
661. Someone who appeared
to follow himCopy !req
662. out of a nightclub
out there at the beachCopy !req
663. How did you
contact me so quickly?Copy !req
664. Oh, that's a long story,
sirCopy !req
665. But when I got
the photograph,Copy !req
666. someone at the firm
where Mr Henderson worked
identified youCopy !req
667. They said you were
a very famous consultant,Copy !req
668. and they also said, sir,
that the AJ Henderson
that works for their firmCopy !req
669. is alive and living
in Westport, Connecticut,Copy !req
670. and doing business
out of New YorkCopy !req
671. Then you must be mistakenCopy !req
672. No, sir, I'm notCopy !req
673. You mean to suggest
that the Henderson
that I met with yesterdayCopy !req
674. was not with
Winston Advertising?Copy !req
675. That's right, sirCopy !req
676. I don't understandCopy !req
677. Initially, you see,
he called me from New YorkCopy !req
678. and evinced an interest
in working for my firmCopy !req
679. And I said,
"Yes, surely, of course,
we'll see about it"Copy !req
680. Meanwhile, I checked him out,
found, in fact,Copy !req
681. that he was an able
accounting executiveCopy !req
682. and said next time
he was over here we'd meet,Copy !req
683. and we did and
And that was yesterdayCopy !req
684. He must've been
impersonatingCopy !req
685. lmpersonating? Why?Copy !req
686. I don't know
Did you hire him?Copy !req
687. Too late now, isn't it?Copy !req
688. I was going to
I liked him I thoughtCopy !req
689. Most impressed by him
Too late nowCopy !req
690. DeadCopy !req
691. All very sad
Most puzzling, isn't it?Copy !req
692. Well,
it certainly is to me, sirCopy !req
693. I can't make head nor tail
of this whole thingCopy !req
694. You'll have to excuse me
I have
I have things to do hereCopy !req
695. You'll appreciate we all
have to do our little bits
from time to timeCopy !req
696. If I can help you
in any way whatsoever,Copy !req
697. please don't
hesitate to contact me,
now that you know where I amCopy !req
698. Oh,
thank you very much, sirCopy !req
699. Thank youCopy !req
700. Good day, sirCopy !req
701. Good afternoon, sirCopy !req
702. NelsonCopy !req
703. Good to see you againCopy !req
704. And youCopy !req
705. Would you care
for some coffee orCopy !req
706. I didn't
fly out from Washington
to have coffee, NelsonCopy !req
707. What happened here?Copy !req
708. Oh, you mean Geronimo?Copy !req
709. Yes, damn it, GeronimoCopy !req
710. Well, it was all setCopy !req
711. A meeting was arranged
for him with a representative
of Steinmetz,Copy !req
712. and the next thing I knew,
he was deadCopy !req
713. Do you think
Steinmetz did it?Copy !req
714. Most unlikelyCopy !req
715. We'll have to have
someone pay him a visitCopy !req
716. I wouldn't advise that, sir,
even if you could find himCopy !req
717. You see, he still
has the microfilm,Copy !req
718. and after all, that is
our primary objective,
is it not?Copy !req
719. Yes, you're rightCopy !req
720. As far as I can tell,
it was a simple muggingCopy !req
721. Of all the ways
to lose a top operator
YesCopy !req
722. It's unbelievable!
It isCopy !req
723. We're running late,
sirCopy !req
724. I'm
I'm sorry about this, sirCopy !req
725. Yes, well,
I had to be in Mexico City
this afternoon anywayCopy !req
726. You know
a Lieutenant Columbo?Copy !req
727. Oh, yes, indeed
He's a local
homicide officerCopy !req
728. He discovered that
I was with GeronimoCopy !req
729. a few hours
before he was killedCopy !req
730. He's running
a check on youCopy !req
731. That's understandable,Copy !req
732. but I made the excuse
that I was trying to
get him to join my firmCopy !req
733. Place him
under surveillanceCopy !req
734. Very wellCopy !req
735. We don't want
any locals finding out
about our operationsCopy !req
736. All right, sir
Have a good tripCopy !req
737. Right Bye, NelsonCopy !req
738. All rightCopy !req
739. Change my itineraryCopy !req
740. I'll be coming back here
from Mexico CityCopy !req
741. Yes, sirCopy !req
742. That's him
That's the guyCopy !req
743. MelvilleCopy !req
744. Is that his name?Copy !req
745. Well, that's the guy
that followed your man
out of the barCopy !req
746. You're sure?Copy !req
747. Sure, I'm sureCopy !req
748. Melville?
MelvilleCopy !req
749. Well, that's the guyCopy !req
750. Lawrence Melville?Copy !req
751. Yeah I'm MelvilleCopy !req
752. Lieutenant Columbo,
LAPDCopy !req
753. Sure I was having
a drink at Sinbad's,Copy !req
754. but I don't know
no AJ HendersonCopy !req
755. The bartender said
you followed him outCopy !req
756. He's mistaken, manCopy !req
757. Come down
to headquarters tomorrow
We'll talk about it thenCopy !req
758. Okay I'll be thereCopy !req
759. Good afternoon, sirCopy !req
760. Lieutenant Columbo,
what an unexpected pleasureCopy !req
761. I know it's Sunday
I was in the neighborhoodCopy !req
762. This is quite a place
you have here, and remoteCopy !req
763. I had a hard time
finding itCopy !req
764. How did you get in?Copy !req
765. Oh, the gate
It was open
I just droveCopy !req
766. Oh, did you?
Excuse meCopy !req
767. You remember
Yvonne and Bob here?Copy !req
768. I have to leave you
for a momentCopy !req
769. I'll see you
a little later Eli!Copy !req
770. Would you care for a drink,
Lieutenant?Copy !req
771. Thank you very muchCopy !req
772. But I could use
one of thoseCopy !req
773. Help yourselfCopy !req
774. Thank you very muchCopy !req
775. I'm really sorry
to bust in on you
like this,Copy !req
776. but I'm sure
you'll understandCopy !req
777. I'm just a policeman,
and wherever the line
takes me,Copy !req
778. that's where
I have to goCopy !req
779. I have the same
problem myselfCopy !req
780. from time to timeCopy !req
781. Thank you very much,
EliCopy !req
782. Shall we move away
from the madding crowdCopy !req
783. and talk in a little moreCopy !req
784. peace and quiet?Copy !req
785. I think I explained
my one little deception
to youCopy !req
786. As far as I can see,
there's nothing else to tellCopy !req
787. Not quite, sirCopy !req
788. You still haven't told me
where you were when
Mr Henderson was killedCopy !req
789. Oh, I see what
you're after nowCopy !req
790. Well, let me see
if I can tell youCopy !req
791. I returned to my office
that eveningCopy !req
792. I wrote down
and dictatedCopy !req
793. the speech for Defonte
You remember the oneCopy !req
794. You were there
You heard itCopy !req
795. You can check with
my secretary if you likeCopy !req
796. Her name's RuthCopy !req
797. Lieutenant,Copy !req
798. I think that I should
warn you that I am not
an unworldly manCopy !req
799. I have powerful
and important friendsCopy !req
800. even in
the police departmentCopy !req
801. I respectfully requestCopy !req
802. that you do notCopy !req
803. harass meCopy !req
804. Why, sir,
I would never do thatCopy !req
805. I know
I understand your problem,
but you must understand mineCopy !req
806. It's a very
bizarre situationCopy !req
807. Because of
a misplaced confidenceCopy !req
808. in a man
that I knew as Henderson,Copy !req
809. I find myself in thisCopy !req
810. ridiculous predicament
with youCopy !req
811. Oh, and it's all
very understandable, sirCopy !req
812. As a matter of fact,
I have a lead on that
suspect that I mentionedCopy !req
813. Do you?Copy !req
814. Do you know
a Lawrence Melville?Copy !req
815. MelvilleCopy !req
816. No, I don'tCopy !req
817. And this time
I'm not lying to youCopy !req
818. He's black, 28,
and been arrested
and convicted for assaultCopy !req
819. Do you know whether or not
Henderson knew Melville?Copy !req
820. I didn't know Melville,
I hardly knew HendersonCopy !req
821. As a matter of fact,
I didn't know
Henderson at allCopy !req
822. Do muggers usually
know their victims?Copy !req
823. No, sir, at least
not on a personal basis,Copy !req
824. but I have a hunch that
Melville isn't a muggerCopy !req
825. Now you're confusing me,
LieutenantCopy !req
826. Well, you see, sir,
Henderson was hit onceCopy !req
827. right hereCopy !req
828. MmmhmmCopy !req
829. And then
when he went down,
the assailant hit him againCopy !req
830. on the back of the neck,
right here at the base
of the skullCopy !req
831. HmmCopy !req
832. Mr Henderson
must have known him,Copy !req
833. otherwise how did he get
hit from the front?Copy !req
834. Couldn't the mugger
have asked him
for his valuables,Copy !req
835. and when he was refused,
then hit him from the front?Copy !req
836. Oh, it could've
happened that way,
no doubt about itCopy !req
837. Well, isn't it true
there was no identification
on Henderson's person?Copy !req
838. Right Nothing at allCopy !req
839. And isn't it logical then,
to assumeCopy !req
840. that the mugger
took the victim's
cash and credit cards?Copy !req
841. Oh, they were removed,
all rightCopy !req
842. Then why are you making
more out of it than that?Copy !req
843. His coat was offCopy !req
844. His coat was off?Copy !req
845. YesCopy !req
846. That's it?Copy !req
847. That's itCopy !req
848. Except for the life of me,
I cannot figure outCopy !req
849. why would a mugger
take off a victim's coatCopy !req
850. unless he was gonna remove
something other than cash
or credit cardsCopy !req
851. Well, not being a mugger,Copy !req
852. I'm afraid
I can't help you thereCopy !req
853. Tell me,Copy !req
854. how did you first
come upon this Melville
as a suspect?Copy !req
855. He was seen at Sinbad's
following Henderson outCopy !req
856. Seems as though you've got
a pretty tight caseCopy !req
857. No Too many loose endsCopy !req
858. I bring this into the DA,
he'd shoot me right downCopy !req
859. I better run along, sirCopy !req
860. I'm sorry to have
interrupted your SundayCopy !req
861. Not at allCopy !req
862. I've enjoyed
speaking to youCopy !req
863. once againCopy !req
864. I'll see you to your carCopy !req
865. This will be your carCopy !req
866. Yes, sir There are
only three like it
in the countryCopy !req
867. Interesting model
Allow meCopy !req
868. Just between us, sir
Mmmhmm?Copy !req
869. Somebody's following meCopy !req
870. Now, who would be
following a cop?Copy !req
871. Well, that's what
I'm trying to figure outCopy !req
872. Can't be
the collection company
The car's paid forCopy !req
873. Take careCopy !req
874. HelloCopy !req
875. This is SteinmetzCopy !req
876. I received your messageCopy !req
877. Two miles north
of the small grocery store
in Topanga Canyon,Copy !req
878. make a leftCopy !req
879. Four hundred yardsCopy !req
880. 10:30 tonightCopy !req
881. Be sure you're
not followedCopy !req
882. You are hereCopy !req
883. Mr SteinmetzCopy !req
884. You scared
the hell out of me!Copy !req
885. Come, my car ComeCopy !req
886. Be carefulCopy !req
887. Always be carefulCopy !req
888. Careful?
This is spookyCopy !req
889. Why are we meeting
way out here
in the boondocks?Copy !req
890. Here HereCopy !req
891. You go in frontCopy !req
892. No, waitCopy !req
893. WaitCopy !req
894. When first you work for me,
I tell you explicit,Copy !req
895. this is very serious
business you are inCopy !req
896. I know
And you laid down some
heavy bread to back it upCopy !req
897. But if I'd have known
it was gonna be
this serious,Copy !req
898. I'd have stayed
in the streetCopy !req
899. Of what do you talk?Copy !req
900. I'm talking about heatCopy !req
901. from some heavy little
dude named Columbo,Copy !req
902. and I'm talking about
that government manCopy !req
903. you put me next to
that's now deadCopy !req
904. I am aware of thisCopy !req
905. And you're also
aware it's my head
that's on the chopping block?Copy !req
906. When you are in
the business of buying
and selling informationCopy !req
907. on the international market,Copy !req
908. you will have to
have sometimesCopy !req
909. a little heatCopy !req
910. Well, listen, they got
enough on me now
to put me away!Copy !req
911. Did you kill him?Copy !req
912. No, I didn't kill himCopy !req
913. I did what you told me to do,
that's allCopy !req
914. Then you have
nothing to worry aboutCopy !req
915. How did the man die,
Mr Steinmetz?Copy !req
916. I don't knowCopy !req
917. I do not knowCopy !req
918. It was not
a part of my venture
I do not knowCopy !req
919. Well, what happens now?Copy !req
920. Well, we have to
reestablish contact
with the other peopleCopy !req
921. What do I tell the cop?Copy !req
922. NothingCopy !req
923. Nothing!Copy !req
924. But they asked me
about if I know
a man named BrennerCopy !req
925. That is good
It means they
have a suspectCopy !req
926. You just relaxCopy !req
927. Well, okay
That's all I wantedCopy !req
928. Just a little
down home reassuranceCopy !req
929. You take this key to this car
and take this car tonightCopy !req
930. This car? What for?Copy !req
931. This is a cover car
for another member
of my organizationCopy !req
932. It has to be
at Sixth and AlvaradoCopy !req
933. by midnight tonightCopy !req
934. What about my car?Copy !req
935. Your car will be at your home
by the time you returnCopy !req
936. You sure are strange,
Mr SteinmetzCopy !req
937. It's a strange worldCopy !req
938. From now,Copy !req
939. you will be paid
week by weekCopy !req
940. Now you're talkingCopy !req
941. We still use
the same drop site?Copy !req
942. Mmmhmm
Until I tell you that
we are going to change itCopy !req
943. Take care of that car,
it's my pride and joyCopy !req
944. Sixth and Alvarado,
here I comeCopy !req
945. You should've talked
to usCopy !req
946. I should've talked
to somebodyCopy !req
947. But I didn't do
nothing wrong, no, sirCopy !req
948. Hey, how's this?Copy !req
949. No, no He looked
a lot older than thatCopy !req
950. He had a big nose,
and the noseCopy !req
951. Where did you say
you met this Steinmetz, again?Copy !req
952. In a bar In aCopy !req
953. Lookit He
Listen, he had a moustache
Okay Okay YeahCopy !req
954. In a bar?
He laid some bread down,Copy !req
955. knew everything about me
My recordCopy !req
956. And you don't know
how to get in touch
with him?Copy !req
957. Like I told you,
we had this drop siteCopy !req
958. It's like a mailbox
where we leave messagesCopy !req
959. We just exchanged them,
that's allCopy !req
960. No, lookie here
You got to put the glassesCopy !req
961. and then take this off
all over hereCopy !req
962. Take it off this copy,
and get this moustache rightCopy !req
963. Yeah Yeah YeahCopy !req
964. like a goatee on there
OkayCopy !req
965. What about the credit cards
in the glove compartment?
They belong to HendersonCopy !req
966. Look, I'm telling you
I don't know nothing
about thatCopy !req
967. I swear, it's like I told
that Lieutenant ColumboCopy !req
968. I didn't touch that man
We just talked about
this microfilm, that's allCopy !req
969. That's all we did,
honest, SergeantCopy !req
970. Hey, how's this?
This okay?Copy !req
971. YeahCopy !req
972. That's Mr SteinmetzCopy !req
973. Now you're getting
close to himCopy !req
974. All you got to do
is just make him
a little older,Copy !req
975. get him a little tighter
under here, his nose
was just bigger,Copy !req
976. glasses off the
You got him, thoughCopy !req
977. I can't absolutely
verify that Mr Brenner
came back that nightCopy !req
978. and wrote his speechCopy !req
979. But that's what he said
he was going to doCopy !req
980. And you found the tape
sitting on your deskCopy !req
981. when you came in
the following morning?Copy !req
982. Right At 9:00Copy !req
983. I typed it up and
gave it to Mr Brenner
shortly before 10:00,Copy !req
984. when he rushed in,
picked it upCopy !req
985. and went off
to his meeting
with Mr DefonteCopy !req
986. Good morningCopy !req
987. Good morning, Mr BrennerCopy !req
988. Morning, RuthCopy !req
989. Good morning, sirCopy !req
990. This way, Mr ColumboCopy !req
991. No callsCopy !req
992. for five minutesCopy !req
993. What the hell
are you doing here?Copy !req
994. Mr Brenner,
you told me yourselfCopy !req
995. that I should check
with your secretary
That's what I'm doingCopy !req
996. That was before
your suspect turned up with
Henderson's credit cardsCopy !req
997. How do you know that, sir?Copy !req
998. I told you already,
Lieutenant, I have friends
in the police departmentCopy !req
999. I have friends
across the country
All over the worldCopy !req
1000. I also knowCopy !req
1001. that your suspectCopy !req
1002. has accused
a man named Steinmetz
of trying to kill himCopy !req
1003. Your information
is very good, sirCopy !req
1004. We don't believe that
Steinmetz wanted him deadCopy !req
1005. You don't?Copy !req
1006. The officer
from the bomb squad
told us thatCopy !req
1007. if you wanted a man dead,Copy !req
1008. you'd use a lot more
plastic explosives in the car
than what we foundCopy !req
1009. And you would put it
in the engineCopy !req
1010. rather than
in the driver's doorCopy !req
1011. I fail to understand youCopy !req
1012. You have suspects
all over the placeCopy !req
1013. You have Melville,
you have SteinmetzCopy !req
1014. and yet you still insist onCopy !req
1015. suspecting meCopy !req
1016. Yes, sir,
I do feel you are involved,
I have to admit thatCopy !req
1017. Did anyone see me
on the pier?Copy !req
1018. The answer is noCopy !req
1019. Do I know Melville?
Again the answer is negativeCopy !req
1020. I could go on and on,
but I suggest that
we leave it where it isCopy !req
1021. Your secretary
doesn't provide
an alibi at all, sirCopy !req
1022. You simply told her
that you were
coming back hereCopy !req
1023. Can you prove that
you actually did come back?Copy !req
1024. As you well know,
these offices are empty
in the eveningCopy !req
1025. and I don't need to prove itCopy !req
1026. Neither do I
require an alibiCopy !req
1027. If you have
an accusation to make,Copy !req
1028. do itCopy !req
1029. No accusationCopy !req
1030. In that event, good morningCopy !req
1031. And, Lieutenant,Copy !req
1032. let me assure you that
you are delving into areasCopy !req
1033. over which you have
no authorityCopy !req
1034. For the last time
I ask you,Copy !req
1035. don't harass meCopy !req
1036. Colorado
calling the DirectorCopy !req
1037. Now entering
Travel Town, outCopy !req
1038. Here you are, honeyCopy !req
1039. Thank youCopy !req
1040. How goes it, Lieutenant?Copy !req
1041. I can't complain, Arthur
How's by you?Copy !req
1042. Don't ask
How's your dog?Copy !req
1043. He's swimmingCopy !req
1044. Is this charred enough
for you, Lieutenant?Copy !req
1045. Yeah, that's perfectCopy !req
1046. Where's he swimming?Copy !req
1047. Well, a fellow down the block
built a pool,Copy !req
1048. so he goes over there
in the morningsCopy !req
1049. Leave me his address,
Lieutenant I wanna join him!Copy !req
1050. Art, it's just
a normalsized pool
It's not a lakeCopy !req
1051. Two hot dogsCopy !req
1052. Hey, you know you're pretty?Copy !req
1053. Did you know that?Copy !req
1054. No
Huh?Copy !req
1055. Sure you areCopy !req
1056. You know it, huh?Copy !req
1057. I don't blame youCopy !req
1058. Is that your sister?Copy !req
1059. MmmhmmCopy !req
1060. You're pretty, tooCopy !req
1061. Thank youCopy !req
1062. You guys got a dog?
YeahCopy !req
1063. You know where my dog is?Copy !req
1064. NoCopy !req
1065. He's swimmingCopy !req
1066. He goes swimming
every morningCopy !req
1067. I didn't know
that dog swimsCopy !req
1068. Oh, he can swimCopy !req
1069. He can swim
just like a fishCopy !req
1070. You know
what his name is?Copy !req
1071. What?
DogCopy !req
1072. Just plain old Dog?Copy !req
1073. YeahCopy !req
1074. That's what I call him
Just Dog Nothing elseCopy !req
1075. Let's take a walkCopy !req
1076. See you laterCopy !req
1077. This wayCopy !req
1078. InsideCopy !req
1079. Come inCopy !req
1080. Watch your stepCopy !req
1081. I hope you don't mindCopy !req
1082. I don't carry a gun, sirCopy !req
1083. It's not a gun
we're looking forCopy !req
1084. I know you've seen thatCopy !req
1085. Yes, sirCopy !req
1086. What is it that
he is looking for?Copy !req
1087. A bugCopy !req
1088. I don't have any bugs, sirCopy !req
1089. Now, you don't mind
if I satisfy myself
in that regard?Copy !req
1090. No, sirCopy !req
1091. Now, I want you
to look at thisCopy !req
1092. I want you to pay
strict attentionCopy !req
1093. You're the head man?Copy !req
1094. YesCopy !req
1095. It's only
on rare occasionsCopy !req
1096. I take a local
law enforcement officer
into my confidenceCopy !req
1097. Only when the situation
absolutely warrants itCopy !req
1098. Whatever it is, sir,Copy !req
1099. I won't breathe a wordCopy !req
1100. GoodCopy !req
1101. Now, it seems
in your investigation
of a homicide,Copy !req
1102. you stumbled upon
one of my most valued
counterintelligence menCopy !req
1103. I have?Copy !req
1104. He is, in fact, in charge
of the West Coast regionCopy !req
1105. A lot of sensitive,
highly important
informationCopy !req
1106. from the Pacific
and South AmericaCopy !req
1107. funnels through himCopy !req
1108. I had no ideaCopy !req
1109. I realize that
That's why I am hereCopy !req
1110. Nelson Brenner's cover
is deep and foolproofCopy !req
1111. All the more reason
to emphasize
the confidentialityCopy !req
1112. of our conversationCopy !req
1113. Nelson BrennerCopy !req
1114. Well,Copy !req
1115. that certainly explains
a great many strange thingsCopy !req
1116. I thought it wouldCopy !req
1117. Hey, can we come up,
please?Copy !req
1118. Let's walkCopy !req
1119. Whatever inconsistencies
bother you, Lieutenant,Copy !req
1120. come as a direct result
of Brenner trying
to protect the AgencyCopy !req
1121. It's fantasticCopy !req
1122. I hope you understandCopy !req
1123. I ran a check on this man
I sent to WashingtonCopy !req
1124. Yes, I know
I got it right here
in my pocketCopy !req
1125. You'd never know
this man was a spyCopy !req
1126. OperatorCopy !req
1127. Operator?Copy !req
1128. Operator
Spy's old hatCopy !req
1129. They're referred to
as operatorsCopy !req
1130. What do you fellows do?
You fabricate this stuff here?Copy !req
1131. Pleased to have met you,
LieutenantCopy !req
1132. Likewise, sirCopy !req
1133. One more thing, sir
This will only take a momentCopy !req
1134. Are you familiar
with a man named Steinmetz?Copy !req
1135. Forget about himCopy !req
1136. But you do know him?Copy !req
1137. Yes Forget about himCopy !req
1138. Sir, I do have
a murder on my handsCopy !req
1139. I'm painfully aware
of that, LieutenantCopy !req
1140. The man you know as Henderson
was one of my best operatorsCopy !req
1141. But, you see, sir,Copy !req
1142. this Mr Steinmetz,
in my judgment,Copy !req
1143. is somehow
implicated here,Copy !req
1144. and I can't find
a trace of himCopy !req
1145. Neither can weCopy !req
1146. And we've been after him
a lot longer than you haveCopy !req
1147. But we'll get him,
one of these daysCopy !req
1148. One more thing, sirCopy !req
1149. Do your operators carry a gun?Copy !req
1150. They doCopy !req
1151. What'll it be, sir?Copy !req
1152. Give me twoCopy !req
1153. Two gallons, sir?Copy !req
1154. No $2, pleaseCopy !req
1155. Wait a minute!Copy !req
1156. RightCopy !req
1157. All right Go aheadCopy !req
1158. What'll it be?Copy !req
1159. Gas Just regular gasCopy !req
1160. Make it $3Copy !req
1161. Make it $325Copy !req
1162. $345,Copy !req
1163. $355Copy !req
1164. Oh, geeCopy !req
1165. Want me to wipe
your windshield, sir?Copy !req
1166. No, that's all right
Don't bother
I can see through itCopy !req
1167. Just keep it rolling
Keep it rolling!Copy !req
1168. All rightCopy !req
1169. Forty What's up there now?Copy !req
1170. $437Copy !req
1171. $437Copy !req
1172. $2, $250, $270, $280,Copy !req
1173. $310Copy !req
1174. Right, stop it Stop it!Copy !req
1175. I have $380
What do I have now?Copy !req
1176. Gentleman over there
thinks you could use this,
sirCopy !req
1177. Gentleman over where?Copy !req
1178. Over here, sirCopy !req
1179. I just met the DirectorCopy !req
1180. The head manCopy !req
1181. Yes, I knowCopy !req
1182. You know already?Copy !req
1183. I knew beforeCopy !req
1184. You knew it before
that I met him?Copy !req
1185. I knew it before
that you were going
to meet himCopy !req
1186. Jeez,
the way you guys operateCopy !req
1187. It's fantasticCopy !req
1188. We could use
a couple of guys like you
down in the departmentCopy !req
1189. All the lies
are explained nowCopy !req
1190. Yes, sir
I guess they areCopy !req
1191. It's a weight
off my mind, tooCopy !req
1192. In fact,Copy !req
1193. I'm going to take
the rest of the day offCopy !req
1194. Why don't you join meCopy !req
1195. up at my house
for a cocktail or something,Copy !req
1196. and we can
discuss old times
You rather fascinate meCopy !req
1197. Oh, that's very,
very nice of you, sir,Copy !req
1198. but I still got
a couple of things
I gotta doCopy !req
1199. Sir, we have
other customersCopy !req
1200. I've gotta check back
down at the stationCopy !req
1201. Those guys
are always bugging meCopy !req
1202. You know what I meanCopy !req
1203. I knowCopy !req
1204. Wait a minute Sir!Copy !req
1205. I still got this $10!Copy !req
1206. Come in, pleaseCopy !req
1207. Your coat, sirCopy !req
1208. Mr Brenner will be here
in a momentCopy !req
1209. Mr Columbo to see you,
sirCopy !req
1210. MmmhmmCopy !req
1211. Right away, sirCopy !req
1212. I'm terribly sorry
to keep you waitingCopy !req
1213. I'm having dinner
for a few friends
this eveningCopy !req
1214. I was just checking
the menu with the chefCopy !req
1215. Oh, that's all right, sir
That's no problem
Here's your $10Copy !req
1216. And then afterwards
we're having a little
piano recitalCopy !req
1217. Please come in
I've ordered someCopy !req
1218. hors d'oeuvres for youCopy !req
1219. Make yourself comfortableCopy !req
1220. Oh, thank you, sir
This is quite a place
to be comfortableCopy !req
1221. But I do want to
clear up this $10, sir
That's why I'm hereCopy !req
1222. I can spare it,
you knowCopy !req
1223. Oh, I know you can, sirCopy !req
1224. It's just that
I'd like to keep
my accounts up to dateCopy !req
1225. Well, maybe I don't,
but my wife likes to keep
everything straightCopy !req
1226. You know what I mean
HmmCopy !req
1227. Is that
an original painting, sir?Copy !req
1228. Oh, yes Nearly everything
here is originalCopy !req
1229. That was done
in Austria, 1761Copy !req
1230. The Discovery of AmericaCopy !req
1231. The Discovery of America
Is it all in there?Copy !req
1232. NearlyCopy !req
1233. Isn't that fantastic!Copy !req
1234. Look at thatCopy !req
1235. The Discovery of AmericaCopy !req
1236. I think I'm just gonna leave
this $10 here on the table,
sirCopy !req
1237. That way
it's out of my handsCopy !req
1238. Relax Relax
Take a minuteCopy !req
1239. Try one of these
Try a few of them, in factCopy !req
1240. All right, sir
Thank you, sirCopy !req
1241. This looks good
May I, sir?Copy !req
1242. PleaseCopy !req
1243. What would you like
in the way of libation?Copy !req
1244. Oh, nothing when I'm on dutyCopy !req
1245. But you're finished
for the day, aren't you?Copy !req
1246. Well, nearly, sirCopy !req
1247. Do you have any wine?Copy !req
1248. Cellar fullCopy !req
1249. Just a glassCopy !req
1250. What kind
would you like?Copy !req
1251. Oh, redCopy !req
1252. A little music?Copy !req
1253. That's quite a music box
you got there, sirCopy !req
1254. That must have
set you back a few dollarsCopy !req
1255. A few Do you like music?Copy !req
1256. Well, I hear it all the timeCopy !req
1257. My wife is crazy about musicCopy !req
1258. Really? Classical?Copy !req
1259. Yeah, Beethoven,Copy !req
1260. what'shisname,
the guy that wrote
Marriage of FigaroCopy !req
1261. MozartCopy !req
1262. That fellow andCopy !req
1263. She likes rock music, tooCopy !req
1264. When the nieces are around,
it's on the air all the timeCopy !req
1265. A lot of rockCopy !req
1266. How about this?Copy !req
1267. That's Puccini That'sCopy !req
1268. No, that'sCopy !req
1269. Madame Butterfly!Copy !req
1270. YesCopy !req
1271. That'sCopy !req
1272. That's my wife's
favorite piece of musicCopy !req
1273. I knowCopy !req
1274. You know?Copy !req
1275. You have my house buggedCopy !req
1276. I knowCopy !req
1277. But since the Director
met with you,Copy !req
1278. I've had it removedCopy !req
1279. It's just, I'm glad my wife
didn't know about thatCopy !req
1280. TuningCopy !req
1281. Boy, that's some system
you got there, sirCopy !req
1282. HydrophonicCopy !req
1283. Gee, I wish my wife
could hear it like thisCopy !req
1284. YesCopy !req
1285. Well, it helps to calm
the nerves, you knowCopy !req
1286. Are you nervous, sir?Copy !req
1287. Oh, yes We all need
our little antidotes,Copy !req
1288. and I happen to know
one of yoursCopy !req
1289. And what would that be, sir?Copy !req
1290. CigarCopy !req
1291. Well,
as a matter of fact, yesCopy !req
1292. I have some very
special ones in my denCopy !req
1293. Would you care
to sample them with me?
We can take this with usCopy !req
1294. Just through hereCopy !req
1295. And here are
the little darlingsCopy !req
1296. Do you have a cutter?Copy !req
1297. A what, sir?Copy !req
1298. A cigar cutterCopy !req
1299. No, I don't carry themCopy !req
1300. Well, in that case,
do you mind if
I do it for you?Copy !req
1301. Not at all, sir
You have all the experienceCopy !req
1302. You like to play games, sir?Copy !req
1303. YesCopy !req
1304. I know this one Backgammon
I've seen that beforeCopy !req
1305. And I know pokerCopy !req
1306. Do you mind?Copy !req
1307. Go aheadCopy !req
1308. What's this?Copy !req
1309. Mah JonggCopy !req
1310. What?Copy !req
1311. MahCopy !req
1312. JonggCopy !req
1313. You play all these games
for money, sir?Copy !req
1314. Yes, indeedCopy !req
1315. Do you like to gamble, sir?Copy !req
1316. What else is there?Copy !req
1317. Your cigarCopy !req
1318. Matches are over hereCopy !req
1319. How do you find the cigar?Copy !req
1320. Real class, sirCopy !req
1321. Cuban?Copy !req
1322. The Bay of Pigs
wasn't a total disasterCopy !req
1323. Here we areCopy !req
1324. See how you like itCopy !req
1325. Happy daysCopy !req
1326. Who is that lady there
in that picture?Copy !req
1327. That one,
the Princess of ThailandCopy !req
1328. My goodnessCopy !req
1329. And look at these, sir,
the medals you've won
You did well in the warCopy !req
1330. Reasonably well
Look at those medals
Where was that, sir?Copy !req
1331. KoreaCopy !req
1332. My goodness What is this?Copy !req
1333. That you wouldn't be
able to understand
It's in LatinCopy !req
1334. A little gift from
the University of BavariaCopy !req
1335. Distinguished
Achievement Award,Copy !req
1336. University of
the State of New York,Copy !req
1337. Trustees,
Columbia UniversityCopy !req
1338. Certificate for service,
driving a racing car
Quite a life, sirCopy !req
1339. I find it dullCopy !req
1340. Quite a lifeCopy !req
1341. What kind of a plane is that,
sir?Copy !req
1342. That? That's the T33Copy !req
1343. SilverstarCopy !req
1344. Oh, yesCopy !req
1345. And that's you
standing right beside it?Copy !req
1346. MmmhmmCopy !req
1347. Yes I seem to remember
reading about thatCopy !req
1348. It was quite famous
during the war, wasn't it?Copy !req
1349. The best known trainer
of the periodCopy !req
1350. Well, you're a hero, sirCopy !req
1351. And you have powerCopy !req
1352. and you live
in a magnificent houseCopy !req
1353. You're a heroCopy !req
1354. The languages you speak
How can you say
your life is dull?Copy !req
1355. Mah JonggCopy !req
1356. What time do you have, sir?Copy !req
1357. 6:45Copy !req
1358. Oh, I have to run
I almost forgot, sirCopy !req
1359. I'm taking my wife
out to dinnerCopy !req
1360. Forgive meCopy !req
1361. You've been very graciousCopy !req
1362. I'll get your coatCopy !req
1363. It's been
a fantastic day, sirCopy !req
1364. Oh, yes, indeedCopy !req
1365. May I help you
with your coat?Copy !req
1366. Thank youCopy !req
1367. I appreciate the $10Copy !req
1368. I'll tell you,Copy !req
1369. I hope I never run into
that kind of a fix againCopy !req
1370. Safe journeyCopy !req
1371. Oh, I almost forgotCopy !req
1372. This is a sketch
that we worked up
on SteinmetzCopy !req
1373. Melville says that this is
a reasonable facsimileCopy !req
1374. SteinmetzCopy !req
1375. So this is Steinmetz?Copy !req
1376. You've never
seen him before?Copy !req
1377. NoCopy !req
1378. No, I have never seen himCopy !req
1379. If this is not
a breach of security, sir,Copy !req
1380. could you tell me
how you made contact?Copy !req
1381. By telephone or through
a representative of hisCopy !req
1382. I seeCopy !req
1383. 'Cause I've checked
every Steinmetz in the cityCopy !req
1384. and so far I haven't been
able to find anyoneCopy !req
1385. who even comes close
to this descriptionCopy !req
1386. Well, by now, Lieutenant,
you should know that
no one in our businessCopy !req
1387. is ever who he says he isCopy !req
1388. Of courseCopy !req
1389. I should've
known that myselfCopy !req
1390. By the way, may I have
a copy of thatCopy !req
1391. for our leader,
the Director?Copy !req
1392. Why don't you take
this one, sir?Copy !req
1393. I have another copy
for myselfCopy !req
1394. Be seeing youCopy !req
1395. I hope so, sirCopy !req
1396. Have a nice eveningCopy !req
1397. My best to your ladyCopy !req
1398. DellaCopy !req
1399. The Commodity speech
of last week,
we have a copy?Copy !req
1400. Yes, sir,
it's in the filesCopy !req
1401. Do you mind bringing
one in, please? Thank youCopy !req
1402. ColumboCopy !req
1403. You'll like thatCopy !req
1404. Isn't that unusual,
to get a speechCopy !req
1405. just a halfhour
before you're gonna
deliver it?Copy !req
1406. No No, no
Because I read it twice,Copy !req
1407. it make an impression
in my mind, like this
Really?Copy !req
1408. You know, me,
sometimes I forget
my own telephone numberCopy !req
1409. Thank you, Della
Very nice Very niceCopy !req
1410. Let me see
if this is the speechCopy !req
1411. Suppose you want it
rewritten?Copy !req
1412. There's no timeCopy !req
1413. Rewritten? For what?Copy !req
1414. Nelson, he writes a speech,Copy !req
1415. says just what I want
to say, that's allCopy !req
1416. Then he adds a touch of
spaghetti humor, you know?
And everything's all rightCopy !req
1417. Oh, he's brilliant, ColumboCopy !req
1418. Brilliant man! VeryCopy !req
1419. Is it possible
that I take this?Copy !req
1420. Sure I have
a copy here, you knowCopy !req
1421. Thank you very muchCopy !req
1422. It's so nice meeting youCopy !req
1423. Is it possible to have
a few more grapes?Copy !req
1424. Grapes? Oh!
Is it possible you ask?
Look at thatCopy !req
1425. No! No!Copy !req
1426. Come on!
It's such a pleasure
to talking to a paisanoCopy !req
1427. GrazieCopy !req
1428. Listen,
you be sure to call meCopy !req
1429. We have lunch together,
all right?Copy !req
1430. Arrivederci, ColumboCopy !req
1431. CiaoCopy !req
1432. Lets get back to earthCopy !req
1433. Good morning,
Mr Brenner
lm a simple farmerCopy !req
1434. in the lmperial ValleyCopy !req
1435. It just happens to be
400 miles wide, thats allCopy !req
1436. Good morningCopy !req
1437. My papa, from whom
I learned the business,Copy !req
1438. told me years ago
when I started out,Copy !req
1439. Salvatore,
to be a successful,Copy !req
1440. you gotta know two thingsCopy !req
1441. Who buys
and who sells your cropCopy !req
1442. And the weatherCopy !req
1443. Well, we gotta the water
down in our ValleyCopy !req
1444. That takes care
of the weatherCopy !req
1445. This is importantCopy !req
1446. Your secretary
was kind enough
to provide this tapeCopy !req
1447. Of course,
I have a warrant for itCopy !req
1448. You told a lot of lies,
sirCopy !req
1449. Of course, most of them
can be explainedCopy !req
1450. in your capacity as a spy,
but not the big oneCopy !req
1451. Not your whereabouts
at the time of the murderCopy !req
1452. What strikes you
about this picture?Copy !req
1453. The T33 SilverstarCopy !req
1454. I see that you visited
with me againCopy !req
1455. In my absenceCopy !req
1456. I have a warrant for that,
too, sirCopy !req
1457. You have a warrant
for everythingCopy !req
1458. What strikes you
about that picture?Copy !req
1459. I was younger
and more beautiful thenCopy !req
1460. Not that it was taken
15 years ago in Korea?Copy !req
1461. Not the fact that,
at that time,Copy !req
1462. your hairline is recedingCopy !req
1463. How stupid of meCopy !req
1464. What strikes me, sir,
looking at you now,
15 years later,Copy !req
1465. is that you now have
a healthy crop of hairCopy !req
1466. LuxuriantCopy !req
1467. I wear a pieceCopy !req
1468. A hairpieceCopy !req
1469. That's what
I told the art guy
down at headquartersCopy !req
1470. I said, "Figure
this fellow to be bald,"Copy !req
1471. and working on
that assumption, sir,Copy !req
1472. he took an air brushCopy !req
1473. and he removed
all your hairCopy !req
1474. This is the same pictureCopy !req
1475. Removed all of it?Copy !req
1476. YesCopy !req
1477. And then he put on a wigCopy !req
1478. and he added a moustache
and a beard and some glassesCopy !req
1479. Steinmetz!Copy !req
1480. Our dear old friend
Mr SteinmetzCopy !req
1481. That's marvelous
Very clever fellows
you've gotCopy !req
1482. It's really wonderfulCopy !req
1483. I want you
to hear the tapeCopy !req
1484. Yes I'll hear it
By all means, go aheadCopy !req
1485. It's terrificCopy !req
1486. Pay strict attention
to the early partCopy !req
1487. Speech for Mr DefonteCopy !req
1488. to be delivered before
the Commodity Brokers
luncheonCopy !req
1489. Right hereCopy !req
1490. That soundCopy !req
1491. That sound, sir,
is the closing
of Venetian blindsCopy !req
1492. That's the soundCopy !req
1493. So I closed the blinds
What's so special about that?Copy !req
1494. That direction is eastCopy !req
1495. Please don't give me
a lesson in geographyCopy !req
1496. At five minutes past six,
the sun came upCopy !req
1497. An hour or so later,
give or take
a few moments,Copy !req
1498. the sun angles
into the building
in this directionCopy !req
1499. and it hits right here
at your deskCopy !req
1500. You came in
the following morning, sir,Copy !req
1501. to finish your speechCopy !req
1502. And you sat downCopy !req
1503. and when you
started to dictate,Copy !req
1504. the early morning sun
got in your eyesCopy !req
1505. and you then arose,Copy !req
1506. went to the windowCopy !req
1507. and closed the blindsCopy !req
1508. I seeCopy !req
1509. I closed the blindsCopy !req
1510. for privacyCopy !req
1511. But you're on
the third floor, sir
YesCopy !req
1512. Why would you
require privacy?Copy !req
1513. Well, there are
other buildings
in the neighborhoodCopy !req
1514. Higher buildingsCopy !req
1515. But they're all
office buildings, sirCopy !req
1516. There's no one
in them at nightCopy !req
1517. This is an office building
I was in it at nightCopy !req
1518. Why should not
other people be
in their offices?Copy !req
1519. Why don't you
play the tape,Copy !req
1520. carry on from there,Copy !req
1521. and you will see that,
in fact,Copy !req
1522. it had to be nightCopy !req
1523. Any particular section,
sir?Copy !req
1524. Right on, from thereCopy !req
1525. Now,
you listen very carefullyCopy !req
1526. First of all,
Id like to thankCopy !req
1527. the officers
of your association
for inviting me hereCopy !req
1528. It seems like only yesterday
I was crushing the grapes
in my fathers vineyardCopy !req
1529. If you don't believe me,
III show you the bottom
of my feetCopy !req
1530. One foot still has
a cabernet stain
There!Copy !req
1531. and the other
There! Did you hear that?Copy !req
1532. a Chablis
Yes, sir I heard itCopy !req
1533. You heard the chimes?Copy !req
1534. These guys with law degrees
I didCopy !req
1535. Did you count them?Copy !req
1536. they give you
Yes, sir There are 11Copy !req
1537. Eleven?Copy !req
1538. So it had to be
11:00 at nightCopy !req
1539. It could not have been
11:00 in the morningCopy !req
1540. You can check
with my secretaryCopy !req
1541. No, sir It couldn't
have been at nightCopy !req
1542. Couldn't have been nightCopy !req
1543. feel
about overproduction,
but its gonna be all rightCopy !req
1544. Theres a food shortage
all over the world
It had to be morning, sirCopy !req
1545. Theres no reason
for the price to fall
Look at Southeast AsiaCopy !req
1546. They need our crops
more than ever now,Copy !req
1547. because of the tragic events
there in the past 10 yearsCopy !req
1548. This extra demand
for our extra supplyCopy !req
1549. is gonna make for
a proper marriage
in the market placeCopy !req
1550. And if youre worried
about the Chinese, don't beCopy !req
1551. They may pull out
of the Olympics
but not out of the soybeansCopy !req
1552. You've lost me again,
Mr ColumboCopy !req
1553. I did some checkingCopy !req
1554. Newspapers, wire services,
TV newsroomsCopy !req
1555. I checked everywhere,Copy !req
1556. and I ended up calling
the Peking News BureauCopy !req
1557. Did you?Copy !req
1558. And at 6:20 am
on the morning
of the Defonte speech,Copy !req
1559. six hours and 20 minutes
past midnight,Copy !req
1560. seven hours
and 20 minutes past the timeCopy !req
1561. that you claim
that you were writing
this speech,Copy !req
1562. and to the shock
of the world,Copy !req
1563. the Chinese pulled out
of the OlympicsCopy !req
1564. Did they?Copy !req
1565. You couldn't have written
that speech the night beforeCopy !req
1566. There's no way in the worldCopy !req
1567. It hadn't happened yetCopy !req
1568. What made you stay on it?Copy !req
1569. Was it theCopy !req
1570. Was it the coat?Copy !req
1571. Yes, sir
I couldn't figure out
why it was removedCopy !req
1572. You see,
I know that a muggerCopy !req
1573. can take a guy's money
without taking off his coatCopy !req
1574. And then it occurred to me
that Mr Henderson
was a secret agentCopy !req
1575. And that secret agents
wear gunsCopy !req
1576. Shoulder holstersCopy !req
1577. And that Mr HendersonCopy !req
1578. Had oneCopy !req
1579. was a secret agentCopy !req
1580. He wasCopy !req
1581. And you couldn't afford
to have that fact knownCopy !req
1582. So, in order to remove
his shoulder holsterCopy !req
1583. I had toCopy !req
1584. Remove the coat
remove the coatCopy !req
1585. Why didn't you
put it back on again?Copy !req
1586. Oh, I was going to,Copy !req
1587. but apart from muggers
on the beach, Mr Columbo,Copy !req
1588. they also have
loving couplesCopy !req
1589. And I was interruptedCopy !req
1590. at the scene of the crimeCopy !req
1591. Would you like to hear
something funny?Copy !req
1592. I'd love toCopy !req
1593. Today, the Chinese,Copy !req
1594. they changed their mindsCopy !req
1595. Did they, again?Copy !req
1596. They're back in the GamesCopy !req
1597. In the GamesCopy !req
1598. Mah JonggCopy !req
1599. Mah JonggCopy !req