1. Will you get off my back?Copy !req
2. I don't take
that kind of lip from nobody.Copy !req
3. You could do me a big favor
if you could check out your people.Copy !req
4. Lieutenant,
I don't wish to be rude...Copy !req
5. but I know all of these people,
personally...Copy !req
6. and I resent the implication
it might be one of my dealers.Copy !req
7. I didn't kill her.Copy !req
8. I gotta find the gloves
with the powder burns on the outside.Copy !req
9. No, no, no. No comment at all.Copy !req
10. And you will probably be invited...Copy !req
11. to the captain's table
before the cruise is...Copy !req
12. Excuse me, Captain? Captain.Copy !req
13. I'm the purser, sir.
Preston Watkins.Copy !req
14. Are you, uh, making
the cruise with us, Mr...Copy !req
15. Columbo. Yes, I am.Copy !req
16. I heard the horn. I can't find my wife.
I think she's aboard.Copy !req
17. She's about this tall,
she's got black hair...Copy !req
18. and then wearing it up today,
it's like in a bun.Copy !req
19. We have got 500 passengers
embarking, sir.Copy !req
20. - I can see it's a big boat.
- Ship.Copy !req
21. Ship, yeah.Copy !req
22. What seems to be the problem,
then, Watkins?Copy !req
23. Mr. Columbo here
has lost his wife, sir.Copy !req
24. Oh, now, I'm Capt. Gibbon.Copy !req
25. Welcome aboard The Sea Palace.Copy !req
26. Well, thank you, sir. I was describing
my wife to the purser here...Copy !req
27. Mrs. Columbo, sir.Copy !req
28. Yes, I would have thought so.Copy !req
29. Uh, look, I never forget a name
and I do remember welcoming your wife...Copy !req
30. and I'm sure that she'll be in your cabin
or on the Observation Deck.Copy !req
31. Oh, as long as she's aboard
then my problems are over.Copy !req
32. Uh, sorry that
I've bothered you. Right.Copy !req
33. No, that's quite all right,
Mr. Columbo.Copy !req
34. Actually, it's Lt. Columbo.Copy !req
35. Navy man?Copy !req
36. No, sir. Just the LAPD.Copy !req
37. Oh, tell me, Lieutenant.Copy !req
38. Do you expect inclement weather
in the Mexican waters?Copy !req
39. No, they tell me the weather down
there's great this time of the year.Copy !req
40. Thank you, again.Copy !req
41. Oh, Mr. Danziger, it's very nice
to have you aboard again.Copy !req
42. Captain, I'd like you
to meet my wife, Sylvia.Copy !req
43. Oh, it's a pleasure. And I've arranged
the Grosvenor Suite for you.Copy !req
44. I hope you'll find it accommodating.Copy !req
45. - I'm sure we will.
- Good. Are all my guests aboard?Copy !req
46. 104 gentlemen and their ladies.Copy !req
47. I've detailed some of my junior officers
to look after them.Copy !req
48. Good. They're all auto dealers
and they don't know much about ships...Copy !req
49. so I'd like them to have a first-rate,
topnotch time.Copy !req
50. Champagne awaits all your guests
in their cabins.Copy !req
51. That's very thoughtful
of you, Captain. Thank you.Copy !req
52. Have an enjoyable trip.Copy !req
53. I expect to.Copy !req
54. Sylvia.Copy !req
55. You know where my golf gloves are?Copy !req
56. No, I haven't seen 'em. Oh, I guess
Johnson forgot to pack them.Copy !req
57. I told you I have a match on Tuesday
with those dealers from Bakersfield.Copy !req
58. You don't have to be
so peevish about it.Copy !req
59. You know, civilization
has come to Acapulco.Copy !req
60. You can pick up a pair there.Copy !req
61. Darling, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to be cross.Copy !req
62. Sometimes you are
like a spoiled little boy.Copy !req
63. And you love it, don't you?Copy !req
64. I love you.Copy !req
65. Where are you?Copy !req
66. What do you mean, where am I?Copy !req
67. I was in C-53.Copy !req
68. There was a fella in there
who was doing sitting-up exercises.Copy !req
69. What do you mean, "What deck am I on?"
I'm on the right deck.Copy !req
70. I mean, I was on the right deck.Copy !req
71. It's a wonderful ship, isn't it?Copy !req
72. Listen, how the hell do I find you?Copy !req
73. I've been all over the boat.Copy !req
74. No, I can't get it straight.Copy !req
75. "C" is what, the "C" deck?
Or is that Capri or...Copy !req
76. Is the two different,
or the same, what is it?Copy !req
77. Steer 2-6-8.Copy !req
78. Steer 2-6-8.Copy !req
79. Full ahead.Copy !req
80. Full ahead, sir.Copy !req
81. Good morning, Watkins.Copy !req
82. Everything all right, sir?Copy !req
83. Uh, no, there's a problem.
There's only one key in my room.Copy !req
84. Should be two on your desk, sir.Copy !req
85. Well, the steward
must have made a mistake.Copy !req
86. That's no real problem.Copy !req
87. I see you have all Ving locks.Copy !req
88. Yes, that's because the ship was built
in Norway, sir.Copy !req
89. Oh, I see. Thank you.Copy !req
90. For purposes of the drill only...Copy !req
91. a fire has broken out
in the fo'c'sle paint room.Copy !req
92. You have two minutes
to reach your stations.Copy !req
93. - Excuse me, sir. My station.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
94. Excuse me, sir,
maybe you can help me.Copy !req
95. Actually,
it's a little embarrassing.Copy !req
96. My wife, this is hard to believe...Copy !req
97. but the cruise just started,
so she's starved already.Copy !req
98. But they reserved us for the
second sitting at lunch which is...Copy !req
99. well over an hour from now and I thought,
well, maybe they had room service.Copy !req
100. Do you know anything about that?Copy !req
101. Well, you go back to your cabin
and push the red button for the steward.Copy !req
102. Oh, you know what I thought
that was for?Copy !req
103. I thought that was for messages,
you know, like in a hotel.Copy !req
104. You see, I've never been
on a boat before.Copy !req
105. My wife won this trip.Copy !req
106. It was a raffle
for the Holy Name Society.Copy !req
107. So, I'm getting the whole thing
for nothing.Copy !req
108. I figured, oh,
maybe $50, $75 for gratuities...Copy !req
109. Push the red button.Copy !req
110. Well, thank you, sir,
thank you very much.Copy !req
111. Lloyd, will you cut it out?Copy !req
112. I can't take eight days
of looking at that face.Copy !req
113. Yeah.Copy !req
114. She'll be here. Okay?Copy !req
115. Who?Copy !req
116. Rosanna.Copy !req
117. I saw her 20 minutes ago
in the arcade.Copy !req
118. - You know, it's none of my business...
- No, probably not.Copy !req
119. She'll hang you out to dry.Copy !req
120. Artie, I don't tell you
how to lead the band, do I?Copy !req
121. Do I?Copy !req
122. Excuse me, folks.Copy !req
123. She'll tear him apart.Copy !req
124. Hey, I've been a little worried
about you.Copy !req
125. - Oh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
126. I mean, after we finished
that gig in Vegas...Copy !req
127. What happened?
You just disappeared.Copy !req
128. Had somewhere to go.Copy !req
129. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
130. The way we left it...Copy !req
131. I figured we were gonna go to Tahoe
for a couple of days...Copy !req
132. just the two of us.Copy !req
133. That was your idea.Copy !req
134. Well, you give me the ideas.Copy !req
135. But you didn't say no.Copy !req
136. - Lloyd, you're a nice guy, okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
137. Just let it be.Copy !req
138. We had a nice time, had fun...Copy !req
139. no big deal.Copy !req
140. Just leave it alone, huh?Copy !req
141. I don't wanna leave it alone, babe.Copy !req
142. Will you get off my back?Copy !req
143. How do I have to tell you?
It's over and it's through.Copy !req
144. I don't want you around me anymore.
Now is that clear enough?Copy !req
145. All right, great.Copy !req
146. I'll get off your back,
if that's what you want!Copy !req
147. I'll do anything for you,
as a matter of fact.Copy !req
148. If you happen to fall overboard,
I'll throw you an anchor!Copy !req
149. What are you doing here?Copy !req
150. Well, I thought
you'd be pleased to see me.Copy !req
151. I suppose your wife knows
you're here?Copy !req
152. No? Should I call her
and invite her down.Copy !req
153. Please do.Copy !req
154. We could have a little chat,
the three of us.Copy !req
155. This time, identify yourself.Copy !req
156. She's been getting these mysterious
phone calls...Copy !req
157. ever since our last weekend
in Las Vegas.Copy !req
158. Has she?Copy !req
159. You're sticking it to the wrong guy.Copy !req
160. I've spent 20 years
building up my business...Copy !req
161. and no smart little broad from Pittsburgh
is gonna take it away from me.Copy !req
162. This one is.Copy !req
163. And you're hurting me.Copy !req
164. Where's the money, Hayden?Copy !req
165. You'll get it before we dock
in Mazatlán.Copy !req
166. After I'm sure you haven't told
anyone about us.Copy !req
167. Trust me.Copy !req
168. That was my first mistake.Copy !req
169. Oh, use your head.Copy !req
170. If anybody else knew I wouldn't
have anything to sell, now, would I?Copy !req
171. Hayden, how about a drink?
These margaritas are muy bueno.Copy !req
172. Too early in the day.
You having a good time?Copy !req
173. Fantastic.
I may never go back to El Centro.Copy !req
174. Help me, please!Copy !req
175. Give me a hand.Copy !req
176. What happened? Is he all right?Copy !req
177. Get a doctor. Pull him out!Copy !req
178. Get the doctor, quick.Copy !req
179. Hurry.Copy !req
180. How am I?Copy !req
181. Your pressure's a wee bit high
and the heartbeat's a little choppy.Copy !req
182. It's likely you suffered
a slight heart attack, sir.Copy !req
183. Heart attack? Are you crazy?Copy !req
184. - Melissa, prepare a bed for Mr. Danziger.
- No.Copy !req
185. No, it's just a precaution,
you understand, sir.Copy !req
186. Listen, I've got a lot of guests...Copy !req
187. Just take it easy, sir.
That's right, just lie there.Copy !req
188. That's fine, sir, that's fine.Copy !req
189. Feels like I've been kicked
by a mule.Copy !req
190. I want you to check Mr. Danziger's pulse
and blood pressure every 30 minutes.Copy !req
191. And give him another tranquilizer
at 11:00.Copy !req
192. - Yes, Doctor.
- Thank you.Copy !req
193. Am I the only patient here?Copy !req
194. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
195. We usually don't have anyone
until the return.Copy !req
196. That's when some of the passengers suffer
Montezuma's revenge.Copy !req
197. If you need me, just press the buzzer.
I'm across the corridor.Copy !req
198. Mr. Danziger?Copy !req
199. It's time to take your pill.Copy !req
200. Feeling better?Copy !req
201. A little.Copy !req
202. It's scary.Copy !req
203. Think I'll live?Copy !req
204. Yes, I think you'll live.Copy !req
205. Your life signs are all very normal.Copy !req
206. I hope I'll feel better in the morning.Copy !req
207. I'll be back at 11:30
for another check, okay?Copy !req
208. VolareCopy !req
209. Oh ohCopy !req
210. CantareCopy !req
211. Oh oh oh ohCopy !req
212. Let's fly way up to the cloudsCopy !req
213. Let's fly away to the cloudsCopy !req
214. Away from the maddening crowdsCopy !req
215. No wonder my happy heart singsCopy !req
216. Your love has given me wingsCopy !req
217. Volare with meCopy !req
218. Well, thank you, ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
219. a wonderful artist
and a beautiful lady.Copy !req
220. Let's really hear it for Rosanna Wells.Copy !req
221. Ladies and gentlemen,
while you're in the mood...Copy !req
222. for applause like that...Copy !req
223. what about our wonderful orchestra
right here on the stage?Copy !req
224. The Artie Podell Combo.Copy !req
225. We'd like to remind you
that you can catch us...Copy !req
226. upstairs in the Starlight Lounge
after a 20-minute intermission.Copy !req
227. And now I would like
to introduce Capt. Gibbon...Copy !req
228. who has a few words to say
and a few prizes to give away.Copy !req
229. Thank you.Copy !req
230. Rosanna.Copy !req
231. I have to change, Lloyd.Copy !req
232. Yeah, I know, so do I.Copy !req
233. For the last time,
will you leave me alone?Copy !req
234. I just want to apologize.Copy !req
235. Where's Rosanna?Copy !req
236. Where's Rosanna?Copy !req
237. All right, 221.Copy !req
238. 221.Copy !req
239. Rosanna?Copy !req
240. Mr. Danziger?Copy !req
241. How are you feeling?Copy !req
242. I'm a little drowsy.Copy !req
243. I'm sorry.Copy !req
244. Oh, not again.Copy !req
245. Yes, again.Copy !req
246. I was just dozing off.Copy !req
247. Lt. Columbo, the captain would like
to see you right away.Copy !req
248. The captain?Copy !req
249. See me?Copy !req
250. Well, it's not about
my wife, is it? I mean...Copy !req
251. She likes to have a good time,
sometimes she gets carried away.Copy !req
252. It's not about your wife, sir.Copy !req
253. Give me a moment.Copy !req
254. This is terrible.Copy !req
255. Isn't that the singer?Copy !req
256. Lt. Columbo, this is Frank Pierce,
the ship's doctor...Copy !req
257. and Mr. Podell,
one of our musicians.Copy !req
258. She hadn't returned to the bandstand
after the intermission.Copy !req
259. So, Mr. Podell came looking for her.Copy !req
260. When was that?Copy !req
261. 15, 20 minutes ago.Copy !req
262. Body's still warm.Copy !req
263. She left the bandstand
about 11:15.Copy !req
264. Someone must have
followed her to the cabin.Copy !req
265. Well, the room should be sealed.
Nothing should be touched.Copy !req
266. Well, that's all very fine,
Lieutenant, but we're nowhere near a port.Copy !req
267. We can't just leave the body here.Copy !req
268. That's right, we are at sea.
I'd forgotten.Copy !req
269. The problem, sir, is
we have a murder on our hands.Copy !req
270. We have no lab technicians,
we have no print men.Copy !req
271. Um, Doctor,
do you have paraffin?Copy !req
272. I'm afraid not.Copy !req
273. No.Copy !req
274. Diacetylene?Copy !req
275. No, sir.Copy !req
276. No, huh?Copy !req
277. Well, maybe we ought to have at least a
photo of the body before it's removed.Copy !req
278. One of the photographers that I see
around the boat snapping pictures...Copy !req
279. It's a ship, Lieutenant.Copy !req
280. And I'd prefer we keep this
as confidential as possible.Copy !req
281. After all, the passengers are on holiday.Copy !req
282. Yes, sir, I understand your concern
but we have to have photographs.Copy !req
283. I could always get Forbes, sir.
He's a very discreet chap.Copy !req
284. - Do that, will you?
- Forbes.Copy !req
285. Excuse me.Copy !req
286. False alarm.Copy !req
287. I thought you detectives were
hardened to all this sort of thing.Copy !req
288. No, it's not that, sir, I'm all right.
It's just, uh...Copy !req
289. I'll be fine.Copy !req
290. Captain, it is all right
if I get back to my group?Copy !req
291. Is that all right, Lieutenant?Copy !req
292. Yes, that's all right.Copy !req
293. One thing, excuse me.Copy !req
294. Your musicians, they were all on a break
when this thing happened?Copy !req
295. We always break just after 11:00.Copy !req
296. But you can't suspect one of my band.Copy !req
297. No, sir. Um...Copy !req
298. It would just seem that whoever did
this might know the ship's routine...Copy !req
299. when the band breaks.Copy !req
300. I presume you'll say nothing
about this for the moment, Mr. Podell?Copy !req
301. Of course, sir.Copy !req
302. Did you notice the lipstick?Copy !req
303. The lipstick?Copy !req
304. Oh, yes, I saw the lipstick.Copy !req
305. Looks like the letter "L."Copy !req
306. Well, what do you know?Copy !req
307. Burglary sure wasn't the motive.Copy !req
308. Doctor, where is the hospital?Copy !req
309. The Riviera Deck.Copy !req
310. You sure you're feeling all right,
Lieutenant?Copy !req
311. No, sir, I can't say that I am.Copy !req
312. I think I'll take your purser's advice
and drop by the hospital.Copy !req
313. Yes, please go ahead.
The nurse will take care of you.Copy !req
314. Thank you.Copy !req
315. Use the lift. Might be easier.Copy !req
316. No, sir, I think I'll walk. An elevator's
another one of my problems.Copy !req
317. Yes, may I help you?Copy !req
318. I hope so, ma'am.Copy !req
319. I'm feeling a little rubbery.
The purser said you'd have something.Copy !req
320. Ah, yes, come in this way.Copy !req
321. Just have a seat.Copy !req
322. The same thing happened to me
last year.Copy !req
323. My wife and I, we checked into
this motel with a waterbed.Copy !req
324. I thought I was gonna die.Copy !req
325. Here, drink this.Copy !req
326. Go ahead, drink it.Copy !req
327. All the way, don't sip it.Copy !req
328. What is that stuff?Copy !req
329. Just rest and relax for a minute.Copy !req
330. Don't worry,
I couldn't move if I had to.Copy !req
331. Okay, these are Dramamine.Copy !req
332. Wait for half an hour, take one.Copy !req
333. And then one every 24 hours, okay?Copy !req
334. Do you stay here all the time?
I mean, when you're on duty.Copy !req
335. Well, Dr. Pierce and I
are on 24-hour call.Copy !req
336. But, of course, there's always one of us here
at all times for the patient in sick bay.Copy !req
337. Oh, there's a patient in there now?Copy !req
338. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
339. It's the gentleman that suffered
the heart attack in the pool today.Copy !req
340. Ah, yes, I heard about that.Copy !req
341. Melissa?Copy !req
342. Melissa, would you come here,
please? Quickly.Copy !req
343. Oh, I beg your pardon.
I didn't realize anybody was in here.Copy !req
344. Who are you?
What's going on out there?Copy !req
345. I'm sorry, sir, I didn't mean
to disturb you.Copy !req
346. Lt. Columbo, LAPD.
I think we met this afternoon.Copy !req
347. They got a police officer
on board a ship?Copy !req
348. Oh, no, sir,
I'm just here on a vacation.Copy !req
349. You see, my wife, she's got
this incredible luck. I think I told you.Copy !req
350. - She won the whole trip on a raffle...
- Lieutenant, please.Copy !req
351. Mr. Danziger is a sick man.Copy !req
352. Terribly sorry.
I hope you're feeling better, sir.Copy !req
353. That's a heart patient
in there, Lieutenant.Copy !req
354. Yes, the nurse mentioned it.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize.Copy !req
355. Melissa, I want you to check Mr. Danziger's
pulse and pressure one more time,Copy !req
356. and then see if we can get him
back to sleep, will you?Copy !req
357. Yes.Copy !req
358. There's the bullet, Lieutenant.Copy !req
359. Oh, very good.Copy !req
360. Looks like a .38 caliber.Copy !req
361. Say, you wouldn't have
a magnifying glass, would you?Copy !req
362. No, I'm afraid not.
Perhaps the captain has one.Copy !req
363. Getting shot right through the heart
the way she did...Copy !req
364. would you say that her death
was instantaneous?Copy !req
365. Yes, I would say so.Copy !req
366. That's what I would have said.Copy !req
367. No bruises on the body?Copy !req
368. No bruises.Copy !req
369. What's puzzling you, Lieutenant?Copy !req
370. Well, that lipstick, you know,
that she wrote the "L" with?Copy !req
371. If her death were instantaneous...Copy !req
372. If she had it in her hand
maybe a second or two.Copy !req
373. Otherwise, how did it get there?Copy !req
374. That's a very good point, Doctor.Copy !req
375. So I guess we should be
looking for someone...Copy !req
376. with the initial "L"
who knew the girl.Copy !req
377. I've talked to my home office.Copy !req
378. I'm doing the right thing,
keeping it quiet.Copy !req
379. The passengers do come first,
naturally.Copy !req
380. Quite so, sir. At least until we reach
Mazatlán the day after tomorrow.Copy !req
381. Sir, I'm just a passenger here
and I don't want to be out of line...Copy !req
382. but we've got a murderer aboard...Copy !req
383. and the ship ought
to be searched immediately.Copy !req
384. We can't search all the guests
to see if they have a gun.Copy !req
385. I was thinking more of the crew, sir.Copy !req
386. You know, members of the band.
Someone who would know the girl...Copy !req
387. and who would know that she would
be in her cabin during the break.Copy !req
388. That's very interesting, Lieutenant.Copy !req
389. Apparently, there is a chap in the band
she's had a row with.Copy !req
390. Name of Harrington.
First name is Lloyd.Copy !req
391. Lloyd?Copy !req
392. That's crazy.Copy !req
393. He's a nice guy.
He was just out of his league.Copy !req
394. Your intermission
from 11:10 to 11:30...Copy !req
395. is that something you do every night?Copy !req
396. Yes, every night.Copy !req
397. And what is that,
some kind of a coffee break?Copy !req
398. No, with our cabins
down on the Capri Deck...Copy !req
399. it takes us that long to get down there make
the change and get back up here on time.Copy !req
400. And there hasn't been a break
since the one at 11:10?Copy !req
401. Not yet.Copy !req
402. And everyone came back on time?
Changed and everything?Copy !req
403. All except Rosanna.Copy !req
404. We'll want to talk to Harrington.Copy !req
405. Sure, just as soon as
the number's over.Copy !req
406. But you're wasting your time.Copy !req
407. I have a search squad
looking about, discreetly.Copy !req
408. Very good, sir.Copy !req
409. I noticed when I went to the hospital
before that the door was locked.Copy !req
410. Is it always that way?Copy !req
411. Of course. There are
a lot of drugs about.Copy !req
412. They open from the inside,
then swing shut and lock.Copy !req
413. You seem to be feeling
a bit better, Lieutenant.Copy !req
414. Oh, I don't know what that stuff is,
but it sure is terrific.Copy !req
415. Ah, Harrington.Copy !req
416. This is Lt. Columbo of the
Los Angeles Police Department.Copy !req
417. We'd like to talk to you,
privately.Copy !req
418. Oh, what about?Copy !req
419. A Miss Rosanna Wells.Copy !req
420. What about her?Copy !req
421. Do you know where she is?Copy !req
422. Well, she was late for the...
In fact, she missed the set.Copy !req
423. Artie went down and knocked on her
cabin door, and there was no answer and...Copy !req
424. I'm a bit puzzled, actually.Copy !req
425. Is there something wrong?Copy !req
426. I'm sorry, sir. She's dead.Copy !req
427. She's... She's dead?Copy !req
428. I think we better discuss this
in your cabin.Copy !req
429. I must tell you straight off,
Mr. Harrington...Copy !req
430. there is reason to suspect
that you may be involved.Copy !req
431. I didn't kill her!Copy !req
432. You did have an argument
with Miss Wells.Copy !req
433. Yes, but, so what?Copy !req
434. No good. I can't find
any deposits on his hands.Copy !req
435. - Deposits?
- Powder burns, sir.Copy !req
436. If he had fired a gun only an hour or so
ago there'd be some residue, right here.Copy !req
437. Unless he wore gloves.Copy !req
438. Do you mind if we search your cabin?Copy !req
439. Lieutenant, on the high seas
we don't ask.Copy !req
440. I order.Copy !req
441. My first officer will be here shortly
to supervise the search.Copy !req
442. What do you mean,
search my cabin?Copy !req
443. What do you expect to find?
I don't even own a pair of gloves.Copy !req
444. Now, if I could speak to you alone...Copy !req
445. Wait a minute!Copy !req
446. Try to relax, sir.
It's just a routine procedure.Copy !req
447. Lieutenant, I don't want to presume
to tell you what to do...Copy !req
448. but I think that I must confine
Mr. Harrington to his quarters...Copy !req
449. and hold him for the Mexican police.Copy !req
450. Well, sir, we really don't have
any evidence...Copy !req
451. you know, just hearsay
about an argument...Copy !req
452. and no powder marks on his hands.Copy !req
453. This is a very good magnifying
glass you have here.Copy !req
454. But you said yourself, if he wore gloves
there wouldn't be any powder marks.Copy !req
455. Yes, sir. If he had planned it,
he would have worn gloves...Copy !req
456. and it's beginning to look very planned.
Very much so.Copy !req
457. I'll see how the search squad is doing.Copy !req
458. Meanwhile, unless we can clear
Mr. Harrington positively...Copy !req
459. I must insist that
he be confined to quarters.Copy !req
460. Yes, sir.Copy !req
461. Just one more thing, sir.
That is Miss Wells' cabin there, is it?Copy !req
462. Yes. With the guard on it.Copy !req
463. I'll see that he keeps
an eye on this cabin as well.Copy !req
464. Very good, sir.Copy !req
465. - You keep an eye on 35.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
466. And for all you skeptics in the audience
this is a real snub-nosed .38.Copy !req
467. Now, I'm gonna have
my assistant, Stella,Copy !req
468. fire this magical bullet
completely through.Copy !req
469. Putting a hole through
a number of cards of this deck...Copy !req
470. and breaking this glass behind me.Copy !req
471. Stella?Copy !req
472. If you would, please.
Hold my deck of cards.Copy !req
473. If you will stand right over here.
If you will kneel down.Copy !req
474. - Are you ready, my dear?
- Ready.Copy !req
475. One...Copy !req
476. two...Copy !req
477. three.Copy !req
478. Would you believe?
Right through the middle of the card.Copy !req
479. It took me eight minutes,
so I came down these stairways.Copy !req
480. Is there a shorter route
from the International Lounge?Copy !req
481. There's the elevator.Copy !req
482. Yes, I know about the elevator
but at 11:10, when the show breaks...Copy !req
483. when it's the peak of the evening
and all that activity that's six flights up.Copy !req
484. Would the elevator or would the stairs
be quicker at that hour?Copy !req
485. It's not likely, you'd have to wait a bit.Copy !req
486. - Have to wait for the elevator?
- Hmm.Copy !req
487. - Is there another route?
- No, sir.Copy !req
488. Oh, Lieutenant.Copy !req
489. We found this receipt
in Harrington's personal papers.Copy !req
490. It's for a gun.Copy !req
491. He bought a Number British Weatherby.Copy !req
492. Two weeks ago in Las Vegas.Copy !req
493. The captain will be quite pleased,
don't you think?Copy !req
494. Morning, Mr. Danziger.Copy !req
495. Good morning.Copy !req
496. I'm just looking for the doctor.Copy !req
497. I must say, you look great.
Glad to see you're up and about.Copy !req
498. Thanks. I feel a lot better.Copy !req
499. Sir, I want to apologize
for the disturbance last night.Copy !req
500. I was already disturbed
when they took the body by the door.Copy !req
501. Well, then you know.Copy !req
502. Oh, yeah. You can hear everything
through there.Copy !req
503. Do you know, sir, that the captain would
like to keep it from the passengers?Copy !req
504. Yes, I understand.Copy !req
505. The girl who was shot...Copy !req
506. she sang with the band, is that right?Copy !req
507. Yes, a Rosanna Wells.Copy !req
508. Is it true what I heard,
that someone in the band shot her?Copy !req
509. Well, someone shot her, I don't know who.Copy !req
510. I hope you don't tell any of the
passengers, because the captain...Copy !req
511. he is already upset with me this morning
for interviewing the crew.Copy !req
512. Lieutenant, I'm curious...Copy !req
513. I mean, that you're investigating
her death.Copy !req
514. I wouldn't think that you'd have
authority out here.Copy !req
515. I don't.Copy !req
516. No, I'm just helping out temporarily.Copy !req
517. Oh, I see. Okay.Copy !req
518. Well, if there's anything
that I can do.Copy !req
519. Well, actually, sir, you can.
I was gonna ask you.Copy !req
520. I understand that some of these people
are guests of yours here on the cruise.Copy !req
521. Some kind of used-car salesmen
or something like that.Copy !req
522. You make used-car salesmen
sound like some kind of disease.Copy !req
523. No offence intended, no.Copy !req
524. It's just that...Copy !req
525. Well, a murder has been committed here
on the boat and the captain has...Copy !req
526. unofficially asked me to look
into it until we reach Mexico.Copy !req
527. And, um...Copy !req
528. Well, I just didn't want to disturb
your guests any more than I had to.Copy !req
529. You don't think that one of them
shot the girl?Copy !req
530. I don't know anything at this point.Copy !req
531. But I thought you could help me out
as far as your guests are concerned...Copy !req
532. rather than me bothering them.Copy !req
533. Oh, I see what you mean.
Yeah, that might be best.Copy !req
534. Okay, feel free to call on me
if I can be of any help, all right?Copy !req
535. Appreciate that, sir.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
536. Glad you're feeling better.Copy !req
537. Thank you.Copy !req
538. In here, sir.Copy !req
539. Where?Copy !req
540. - Do you have a pencil?
- Pencil.Copy !req
541. The purser found it in the laundry room.
Just aft of Miss Wells' cabin.Copy !req
542. Just aft of the cabin.Copy !req
543. I should have looked there myself.Copy !req
544. Do you mind, sir?Copy !req
545. You see, the pencil can ruin the grooves.Copy !req
546. And if you disturb the grooves...Copy !req
547. it would make a match up
with the bullet very difficult.Copy !req
548. Lieutenant, this is a British Weatherby.Copy !req
549. The receipt that we found
in Mr. Harrington's cabin...Copy !req
550. Yes, I know, sir,
it was a British Weatherby.Copy !req
551. I wanna compliment your crew. I hope
they didn't put any prints on the gun.Copy !req
552. I can assure you that none of my crew
placed any prints on it.Copy !req
553. You're perfectly welcome
to examine it professionally.Copy !req
554. Well, sir, I'm gonna do the best I can
considering the circumstances.Copy !req
555. Do you have a piece of paper, sir?Copy !req
556. Paper?Copy !req
557. Some paper, sir.Copy !req
558. Captain, could you get
a mattress up here?Copy !req
559. A mattress?Copy !req
560. Yes, sir, any kind
of a mattress will do.Copy !req
561. - Mattress.
- A mattress, sir?Copy !req
562. Yeah, any mattress will do.Copy !req
563. Ah, Mr. Danziger. Feeling better, sir?Copy !req
564. Fine, thank you.Copy !req
565. I don't want to appear rude, sir but
could you excuse us just a moment?Copy !req
566. Your purser, Watkins, said that
he wanted to see me on the wheelhouse.Copy !req
567. Uh, that was my idea, sir.Copy !req
568. Mr. Danziger is helping me out
with the investigation...Copy !req
569. so we don't disturb any of his guests.
I hope it's all right.Copy !req
570. Yes.Copy !req
571. Well, I suppose.Copy !req
572. We've discovered the murder weapon.Copy !req
573. Well, we're not sure yet.Copy !req
574. This is a trick that I learned
in the Hollenbeck Division...Copy !req
575. from an old sergeant
when I first started out.Copy !req
576. Don't use it much anymore.
See, the lab guys, they don't like it.Copy !req
577. They claim I'm always messing up
the evidence.Copy !req
578. Nope.Copy !req
579. There's no prints on that gun.Copy !req
580. Did you find the gloves?Copy !req
581. No gloves, sir. Just the gun.Copy !req
582. Perhaps we should search
Mr. Harrington's cabin again.Copy !req
583. Oh, no, sir.
You won't find them there.Copy !req
584. Nonetheless, see to it, will you?Copy !req
585. Very good, sir.Copy !req
586. Lieutenant, I have the distinct feeling
that you don't think Harrington did it.Copy !req
587. Well, it's very confusing, sir.
Why does a man keep a receipt...Copy !req
588. for a gun that he used
to kill somebody with?Copy !req
589. Well, maybe he didn't know...Copy !req
590. what he was going to do with it
when he bought it.Copy !req
591. I doubt that, sir. When people buy guns,
they usually have a reason.Copy !req
592. Would you place that outside, please?Copy !req
593. May we?Copy !req
594. Would you mind?Copy !req
595. Mind what?Copy !req
596. Mind firing the gun into the mattress?
I hate guns.Copy !req
597. Besides, I'm a bad shot.
I'm liable to miss.Copy !req
598. Just hold it down here.Copy !req
599. Get it down there
and just pull the trigger.Copy !req
600. I've got the other bullet
here somewhere.Copy !req
601. Well?Copy !req
602. Oh, it seems to be the
murder weapon all right.Copy !req
603. A ballistics man will be able to
give us a positive reading.Copy !req
604. Yes, I'd say this is the gun.Copy !req
605. I don't understand, Lieutenant.Copy !req
606. You've got the gun...Copy !req
607. a bullet...Copy !req
608. proof of ownership...Copy !req
609. and a young man who felt rejected.Copy !req
610. You may be right, sir, but...Copy !req
611. It's obvious the musician shot her.Copy !req
612. Well, maybe so.Copy !req
613. Captain.Copy !req
614. If we could just check the passengers
like Mr. Danziger here.Copy !req
615. Passengers who have made
the cruise previously...Copy !req
616. There's no point in disturbing
the passengers...Copy !req
617. when we already have the murderer.Copy !req
618. Sir, in all honesty I think the
passengers know what happened.Copy !req
619. I mean, members of the crew,
members of the band.Copy !req
620. Besides, when you removed
the girl's body from her cabin...Copy !req
621. you had to travel up
four flights of stairs.Copy !req
622. We used the crew stairway.
It's off-limits to the passengers.Copy !req
623. The crew stairway?Copy !req
624. Oh!Copy !req
625. Of course.Copy !req
626. Isn't that stupid of me not to know
that you have a crew stairway...Copy !req
627. that runs throughout the boat?Copy !req
628. Ship.Copy !req
629. Ship, sir.Copy !req
630. Well...Copy !req
631. I think that will be all, sir.
Thank you for your time, Mr. Danziger.Copy !req
632. Have another chance.Copy !req
633. Hey, that's pretty good, Mr. Danziger.
You're really getting the hang of it.Copy !req
634. Try it.Copy !req
635. No.Copy !req
636. No, you know, that looks like horseshoes.
And I'm not very good at horseshoes.Copy !req
637. Try it, it's easy. Come on.Copy !req
638. All right, I'll try one.Copy !req
639. Just one.Copy !req
640. Here.Copy !req
641. I'm terribly sorry, sir.
I think that's gone forever.Copy !req
642. Don't worry about it,
they got plenty of them.Copy !req
643. You know, I'll tell you, there's
one good thing about this cruise.Copy !req
644. What's that?Copy !req
645. Your recovery. It's been remarkable.Copy !req
646. I didn't recover from anything.Copy !req
647. I've got a hectic work schedule that
changed over to a tropical cruise.Copy !req
648. My system temporarily rebelled.Copy !req
649. You're probably right.
My wife had trouble yesterday, too.Copy !req
650. She bounced right back.Copy !req
651. Why don't you and the wife come up
to my cabin one evening?Copy !req
652. Have a cocktail and relax.Copy !req
653. Oh, she'd like that a lot, sir.
She's very big on cocktail parties.Copy !req
654. Me, I can take them or leave them.Copy !req
655. Something amazed me, Lieutenant.Copy !req
656. I'll be back in a little while.
Take a break. Okay?Copy !req
657. Mind if I ask you something?Copy !req
658. No. Go right ahead.Copy !req
659. How did you know...Copy !req
660. that I was a passenger before
without checking the records?Copy !req
661. Oh, that was just a coincidence, sir.
When I got on board in Los Angeles...Copy !req
662. I heard the captain call you by name.Copy !req
663. Ah.Copy !req
664. So I just assumed.Copy !req
665. Besides, you look like
you belong on a boat.Copy !req
666. You can tell those things.Copy !req
667. Another thing I'm curious about.Copy !req
668. Why are you checking
on previous passengers?Copy !req
669. It's the timing of the murder, sir.Copy !req
670. Whoever killed Miss Wells
must've known...Copy !req
671. that she would go to her cabin
during the break.Copy !req
672. You see, that would suggest a member
of the crew or a member of the band.Copy !req
673. A passenger wouldn't know that.
Not on the first night of the cruise.Copy !req
674. - But a previous passenger would.
- Ah.Copy !req
675. You see?Copy !req
676. That's good thinking, Lieutenant.Copy !req
677. Oh, thank you, sir.Copy !req
678. That reminds me. There's something
I wanted to ask you.Copy !req
679. Among your passengers...Copy !req
680. I'd be more comfortable
if we could talk privately.Copy !req
681. - Is that all right with you?
- No problem, fine.Copy !req
682. It isn't by chance I happened to beCopy !req
683. The belle of the ball the toast of Paris...Copy !req
684. Probably too many years
on the force.Copy !req
685. But I always have the feeling that there's
somebody listening who shouldn't be.Copy !req
686. What I was getting at, sir, is...Copy !req
687. do you have any people in your group
whose name begins with "L"?Copy !req
688. "L"?Copy !req
689. Uh, first or last?Copy !req
690. I don't know. You know, I'm not sure.Copy !req
691. You see, what happened was, the girl...Copy !req
692. before she died she managed to scrawl
the letter "L" in lipstick on the dresser.Copy !req
693. So you could do me a big favor
by checking your people out.Copy !req
694. Isn't your suspect's name
Lloyd Harrington?Copy !req
695. Yes, sir, and that does have
an "L" in it. But...Copy !req
696. if I can find a passenger
who has made the trip previously...Copy !req
697. and whose name also begins with an "L"
I'll have myself another suspect.Copy !req
698. Lieutenant, I don't wish to be rude
but I know all of these people personally.Copy !req
699. And I resent the implication
it might be one of my dealers.Copy !req
700. I may be all wrong about this, sir.
Let me tell you what's bothering me.Copy !req
701. The gun was found in the laundry room...Copy !req
702. so whoever did this had to have
a key to the laundry room.Copy !req
703. If it was not Harrington he had to
have a key to Harrington's room...Copy !req
704. and maybe Miss Wells' room.Copy !req
705. So the criminal
either had a bunch of keys...Copy !req
706. or...Copy !req
707. Master key.Copy !req
708. Correct. A master key.Copy !req
709. Who has a master key?Copy !req
710. Captain, purser...Copy !req
711. security, stewards.Copy !req
712. It finally hit me.Copy !req
713. What hit you?Copy !req
714. My brother-in-law.Copy !req
715. He's got an auto repair shop in the Valley.
They bring in those wrecks.Copy !req
716. A lot of times they don't have keys.
He makes a key.Copy !req
717. He's got a tool.Copy !req
718. It's called a...Copy !req
719. Curtis Clipper.Copy !req
720. Right. I knew you knew that.Copy !req
721. Because he told me that auto dealers,
they use these all the time...Copy !req
722. to repossess cars, stuff like that.Copy !req
723. - That information is correct? They use it...
- Yes, it's correct.Copy !req
724. So when I saw all these auto dealers around
I said to myself...Copy !req
725. "Maybe we ought to be
talking to one of them."Copy !req
726. Lieutenant, isn't that a little far-fetched?
I mean, anyone with some ingenuity...Copy !req
727. can make a duplicate master,
even Harrington.Copy !req
728. Besides, didn't you say that
Harrington's gun was the murder weapon?Copy !req
729. But he denies owning it, sir.Copy !req
730. Naturally.
What about the receipt in his room?Copy !req
731. I have to feel that somebody planted that, sir.
And it could've been the perpetrator.Copy !req
732. Lieutenant, I would say that falls
in the area of speculation.Copy !req
733. I don't think so, sir.Copy !req
734. No, I looked at those receipts
very carefully.Copy !req
735. I have them right here.Copy !req
736. Care to sit down?Copy !req
737. Saxophone repair, lead sheets...Copy !req
738. piano tuning, hotel, restaurant.Copy !req
739. All these receipts have
one thing in common...Copy !req
740. they represent tax deductions
with one single exception.Copy !req
741. The receipt for the gun.
He can't deduct that.Copy !req
742. He can deduct all these.
So we know why he saved these.Copy !req
743. I'll tell you, sir, for the life of me
I can't understand why he saved this one.Copy !req
744. I see your point.Copy !req
745. And, you know, there's
something else that bothers me.Copy !req
746. There it is.Copy !req
747. There what is?Copy !req
748. That's the biggest
garbage dump in the world.Copy !req
749. Why didn't he just throw
the gun overboard?Copy !req
750. Lieutenant, I can see
you don't know much about ships.Copy !req
751. He didn't have time.Copy !req
752. How is that?Copy !req
753. Well, the murder took place
during an intermission.Copy !req
754. - That is correct.
- Okay.Copy !req
755. Now a ship is a much larger place
than people think.Copy !req
756. Or maybe he left the bandstand...Copy !req
757. he made his costume change...Copy !req
758. spent whatever minutes
with the girl...Copy !req
759. then he had to rush back to the
bandstand so he wouldn't be late.Copy !req
760. Yes, that sounds very plausible.Copy !req
761. So...Copy !req
762. he stashed the gun
in the nearest convenient place.Copy !req
763. The laundry room, right?Copy !req
764. But why didn't he just open
the porthole in the cabin...Copy !req
765. and toss the gun in the water?Copy !req
766. The portholes are part of the decor.Copy !req
767. They don't open.Copy !req
768. They don't?Copy !req
769. No way.Copy !req
770. Oh!Copy !req
771. Well, you know, Mr. Danziger,
that's a very good theory.Copy !req
772. That's probably
exactly the way it happened.Copy !req
773. You probably...Copy !req
774. couldn't tell, but I've
never been on a boat before.Copy !req
775. I couldn't tell. No.Copy !req
776. Listen, I'm going to get back to my game.Copy !req
777. And when I'm done...Copy !req
778. I'll get hopping on your "L" theory.Copy !req
779. Mr. Danziger.Copy !req
780. Sir...Copy !req
781. about your theory...Copy !req
782. And it's very good.Copy !req
783. My problem is, I didn't find
any prints on the gun.Copy !req
784. Then he wore gloves.Copy !req
785. But if he wore gloves, sir...Copy !req
786. why wouldn't he stash the gloves
with the gun in the laundry room?Copy !req
787. Gloves wouldn't be evidence.Copy !req
788. Oh, on the contrary, sir, if you fire a gun
and you're wearing gloves...Copy !req
789. the outside of the glove
will retain a powder mark.Copy !req
790. Well, he might not have known that.Copy !req
791. But that still doesn't answer the question
of what happened to the gloves.Copy !req
792. Because he sure didn't
bring them back to the bandstand.Copy !req
793. I see. And he couldn't have
thrown them overboard...Copy !req
794. because if he had time to throw
the gloves overboard...Copy !req
795. why not the gun too?Copy !req
796. Exactly, sir.Copy !req
797. Then there were no gloves.Copy !req
798. No gloves.Copy !req
799. Of course not. Don't you see?Copy !req
800. And the gun was found
in the laundry room.Copy !req
801. So Harrington must've used a towel.
Something like that.Copy !req
802. Not gloves.Copy !req
803. And he threw them both
into the laundry room...Copy !req
804. and nobody paid
any attention to the towel.Copy !req
805. That's a very good thought, sir.Copy !req
806. I'll have to think
about that. A towel.Copy !req
807. Have a good game, sir.Copy !req
808. Thank you.Copy !req
809. How do you do?Copy !req
810. Doctor...Copy !req
811. would you take my pulse
and my blood pressure immediately?Copy !req
812. Get the strap, Melissa.Copy !req
813. Your pulse has a very high rate,
Lieutenant.Copy !req
814. It's over 100.Copy !req
815. Here, sit down, please.Copy !req
816. Your pressure's high, too.
What've you been doing, Lieutenant?Copy !req
817. Did Mr. Danziger
have on his swimming trunks...Copy !req
818. when he was brought
in here yesterday?Copy !req
819. Yes, why?Copy !req
820. No clothes up here at all?Copy !req
821. Not till this morning.Copy !req
822. Excuse me.Copy !req
823. Do you always keep this open?Copy !req
824. Well, there's nothing
lethal in there.Copy !req
825. Do you know how many pairs of these
you have on board?Copy !req
826. Uh, no, not offhand.Copy !req
827. Could you check on that?
I'd appreciate it.Copy !req
828. Oh, yes, of course.Copy !req
829. We left port
with three dozen surgical gloves...Copy !req
830. and we used only the one pair
last night.Copy !req
831. There are 10 in here.Copy !req
832. There are two dozen more
in the boxes below.Copy !req
833. So there's one pair
to be accounted for.Copy !req
834. Yes.Copy !req
835. I assume your interest in the gloves
has something to do with the crime.Copy !req
836. Yes, sir.Copy !req
837. And you think the murderer used them?Copy !req
838. Could be.Copy !req
839. If that's the case...Copy !req
840. it's even more evidence
against Harrington.Copy !req
841. He's a diabetic, you know.
Comes by here every day for his insulin.Copy !req
842. I didn't know.Copy !req
843. Could I borrow a pair of these?Copy !req
844. Of course, you may have a pair.Copy !req
845. Surgical gloves are never reused.Copy !req
846. Thank you, Doctor.Copy !req
847. You've been very helpful.Copy !req
848. Oh, Lieutenant.Copy !req
849. Your coat.Copy !req
850. Somebody's trying to set me up.Copy !req
851. But what I don't get is
why would anyone want to frame me?Copy !req
852. What bothers me is the receipt
for the gun in Las Vegas.Copy !req
853. I didn't buy a gun in Las Vegas.Copy !req
854. I told you that before.
I don't care what the receipt says.Copy !req
855. But you were there at the time.
I checked it out.Copy !req
856. All right, so I was there.Copy !req
857. There were a lot
of other people there, too.Copy !req
858. We play the lounges in Vegas a lot.
But I didn't buy a gun.Copy !req
859. You ever get seasick?Copy !req
860. No.Copy !req
861. These things saved my life.
Dramamine.Copy !req
862. Mr. Harrington...Copy !req
863. when you broke up with Miss Wells...Copy !req
864. was there another man involved?Copy !req
865. Yes, I think so.Copy !req
866. Do you know his name?Copy !req
867. No, she never said.Copy !req
868. Hmm.Copy !req
869. I see.Copy !req
870. Well, frankly, Lieutenant,
I don't see.Copy !req
871. There's a photograph in my coat pocket.
Take a look at it.Copy !req
872. It cost me $3 in the ship's photo gallery.Copy !req
873. Do you recognize that man?Copy !req
874. No. I've never seen him
before in my life.Copy !req
875. He took the cruise six weeks back.
Back on January 5th.Copy !req
876. Yeah, we took that cruise
before we went to Vegas...Copy !req
877. but I don't remember seeing him.Copy !req
878. Miss Wells was aboard?Copy !req
879. Yeah.Copy !req
880. And you don't ever remember
seeing these two together?Copy !req
881. No. As a matter of fact,
I didn't see much of her at all.Copy !req
882. She had a virus and...Copy !req
883. she'd just finish her song and then
spend all her time in the cabin.Copy !req
884. She did?Copy !req
885. Keep your spirits up, sir.Copy !req
886. Wait, Lieutenant...Copy !req
887. the man in the photograph...Copy !req
888. do you think
he's the one that did it?Copy !req
889. Yes.Copy !req
890. But don't say anything.Copy !req
891. I haven't gotten him yet.Copy !req
892. Mrs. Danziger?Copy !req
893. Yes?Copy !req
894. Lt. Columbo.Copy !req
895. I'm working with your husband.
The death of that girl.Copy !req
896. - He must've told you?
- Yes. A dreadful thing.Copy !req
897. I was just up at your husband's luncheon.
I didn't see you there.Copy !req
898. I'm on a diet.Copy !req
899. You certainly don't look fat to me.Copy !req
900. And neither does he.
He looks very trim.Copy !req
901. Oh, he's never been sick
a day in his life.Copy !req
902. Yeah, until yesterday.Copy !req
903. Yes, well, the doctor assured us
that it was nothing serious.Copy !req
904. You see that fellow over there
playing the slot machines?Copy !req
905. Waste of money.Copy !req
906. I've played it 44 times.Copy !req
907. I won once right at the beginning
and I never won again.Copy !req
908. You can't beat them. I don't even try.Copy !req
909. You're not a gambler?Copy !req
910. No, I prefer more quiet activities.Copy !req
911. That's funny,
I was under the impression...Copy !req
912. you and your husband
went off to Las Vegas quite a bit.Copy !req
913. Oh, no.Copy !req
914. Hayden goes often without me.
I wouldn't be caught dead there.Copy !req
915. You're a very broad-minded woman.Copy !req
916. Letting your husband
run off from home like that.Copy !req
917. Wrong.Copy !req
918. You're not broad-minded?Copy !req
919. No. I wouldn't want to be.Copy !req
920. Not where it counts. Not about men.Copy !req
921. Especially my husband.Copy !req
922. You're very frank.Copy !req
923. Very shrewd, too.Copy !req
924. - Aw, go on. You're not shrewd.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
925. I'm on to you.Copy !req
926. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
927. I'm an older woman with lots of money.Copy !req
928. Most of my friends think that Hayden
married me for it.Copy !req
929. So do you.Copy !req
930. They're wrong, and you're wrong, too.Copy !req
931. We have something together.Copy !req
932. That's why we married.Copy !req
933. As long as we have it,
then we'll stay married.Copy !req
934. It's very satisfying
feeling like a woman.Copy !req
935. Hayden hasn't disappointed me yet.Copy !req
936. If he ever does...Copy !req
937. God help him.Copy !req
938. Nice talking to you.Copy !req
939. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
940. Oh, one other thing.Copy !req
941. The last time that your husband
went to Las Vegas...Copy !req
942. do you remember when it was?Copy !req
943. Last week. Friday and Saturday.
Is it important?Copy !req
944. Just curious. Thank you.Copy !req
945. Do you have a moment?Copy !req
946. Yes, certainly.Copy !req
947. I'd like to ask you a sticky question.Copy !req
948. Yes, what is it?Copy !req
949. I know doctors can be sensitive
about this.Copy !req
950. Would it be possible for someone
to deliberately fool you...Copy !req
951. into thinking they had a heart attack?Copy !req
952. Mr. Danziger?Copy !req
953. Just hypothetical.Copy !req
954. Hypothetically, anything is possible.Copy !req
955. A powerful stimulant could do it.Copy !req
956. A large dose of amphetamine
or possibly amyl nitrate.Copy !req
957. Amyl nitrate. What is that?Copy !req
958. It's, uh, crystals that you break
under the nostril.Copy !req
959. It rushes the blood to the heart.
They use them in angina cases.Copy !req
960. Amyl nitrate...Copy !req
961. That's very possible.Copy !req
962. Let me ask you this, Doctor.
These crystals...Copy !req
963. how fast do they work?
A couple of minutes? Something like that?Copy !req
964. Oh, no, just a few seconds,
Lieutenant.Copy !req
965. I see.Copy !req
966. And you say they look
something like capsules?Copy !req
967. Mmm-hmm. Yes, that's right.Copy !req
968. Thank you.Copy !req
969. Excuse me.Copy !req
970. - How are you?
- Just fine.Copy !req
971. There we go.Copy !req
972. Now, you were in this office?Copy !req
973. Reading a book.Copy !req
974. Where were you sitting?Copy !req
975. At the desk.Copy !req
976. Were you facing this way?Copy !req
977. No, I was facing the wall,
and my back was to the door.Copy !req
978. So you were facing the wall.Copy !req
979. So Mr. Danziger
could have slipped out.Copy !req
980. Lieutenant?Copy !req
981. Why do you persist in continuing
this investigation?Copy !req
982. When we arrive at Mazatlán tomorrow...Copy !req
983. the proper authorities will have
no difficulty in seeing the obvious.Copy !req
984. I'm afraid I must insist that you stop
bothering the Danzigers or anyone else.Copy !req
985. Captain, one moment,
if you don't mind.Copy !req
986. May I have that chart?Copy !req
987. You see this, Captain? This is...Copy !req
988. Mr. Danziger's pulse rate
and blood pressure...Copy !req
989. every 30 minutes from the time
that he had his seizure at the pool.Copy !req
990. I'm quite aware
what it is, Lieutenant.Copy !req
991. Yes, sir.Copy !req
992. But would you notice that...Copy !req
993. it's high at the outset...Copy !req
994. and then it steadies out
all afternoon and into the evening...Copy !req
995. until 11:30...Copy !req
996. and then it jumps back up again.Copy !req
997. Now would you notice...Copy !req
998. the final entry at 12:10?
It's back to normal.Copy !req
999. - Dr. Pierce, what's this all about?
- What's what all about?Copy !req
1000. Well, this fluctuation.
This pulse fluctuation.Copy !req
1001. I noticed the fluctuation.
But since it returned to normal...Copy !req
1002. and remained steady thereafter
I thought there was no need for alarm.Copy !req
1003. But what's the cause?
That's the point.Copy !req
1004. I'm afraid I don't know, sir.Copy !req
1005. I think it's the result...Copy !req
1006. the high pulse rate at 11:30...Copy !req
1007. If I may say so, sir.Copy !req
1008. I think it's the result of Mr. Danziger's
running up the crew stairwell...Copy !req
1009. all the way from the Capri level
to the hospital level...Copy !req
1010. and getting back into bed
before the nurse arrived.Copy !req
1011. That's plausible.Copy !req
1012. Yes.Copy !req
1013. But what about the receipt
for the gun...Copy !req
1014. that we found with Harrington's name
in his cabin?Copy !req
1015. Now, unless I'm very much
mistaken, one needs identification...Copy !req
1016. to purchase a handgun.Copy !req
1017. That is true, sir.Copy !req
1018. But you don't need photographs
and you don't need fingerprints.Copy !req
1019. And for a man who deals in documents
as regularly as Mr. Danziger does...Copy !req
1020. I don't think
that's a very big problem.Copy !req
1021. Lieutenant, you're forgetting one thing.Copy !req
1022. When Mr. Danziger collapsed by the pool
the cardiac symptoms were undeniable.Copy !req
1023. But these are still wet.Copy !req
1024. I pulled them out of the pool filter.Copy !req
1025. Doctor.Copy !req
1026. Amyl nitrate?Copy !req
1027. The doctor tells me that if you
pop these in front of your nose...Copy !req
1028. and take a deep breath...Copy !req
1029. your pulse and your blood pressure
is gonna go sky-high.Copy !req
1030. Excuse me, Mr. Danziger,
can I see you a moment?Copy !req
1031. How about at the bar?Copy !req
1032. Get two Scotch and water.Copy !req
1033. - Two Scotch and water.
- Right there.Copy !req
1034. Mr. Danziger...Copy !req
1035. yesterday when you were in the ward...Copy !req
1036. did you see that musician,
Harrington, around the hospital?Copy !req
1037. I don't know what he looks like.Copy !req
1038. He's very distinctive.
You can't miss him.Copy !req
1039. He has a mustache,
he has very bushy eyebrows...Copy !req
1040. and he's got a lot of curly,
kinky brown hair.Copy !req
1041. I didn't see him.Copy !req
1042. That's too bad, sir.
I was hoping we could find...Copy !req
1043. someone who saw him with the gloves.Copy !req
1044. Gloves?Copy !req
1045. What gloves? I thought we decided
there were no gloves.Copy !req
1046. No, not really, sir.
We just toyed around with that idea...Copy !req
1047. and it sounded good
until I checked the hospital.Copy !req
1048. - Hospital?
- That's right, sir.Copy !req
1049. There could be a pair
of surgical gloves missing.Copy !req
1050. Naturally, I assumed
Mr. Harrington took them.Copy !req
1051. Hmm. I see.Copy !req
1052. And you think he wore gloves
when he killed her.Copy !req
1053. But why surgical gloves?
Why wouldn't just any old gloves do?Copy !req
1054. There's the funny thing about that.Copy !req
1055. I asked my wife.
She didn't pack any gloves.Copy !req
1056. Now, I'll bet Mrs. Danziger
didn't pack any either.Copy !req
1057. Neither for herself nor for you.Copy !req
1058. We're going on a tropical cruise.
Who packs gloves?Copy !req
1059. Now, if the musician did it...Copy !req
1060. and if he didn't have time
to throw the gun overboard...Copy !req
1061. then he didn't have time
to throw the gloves overboard.Copy !req
1062. But here's my problem.
I can't find the gloves.Copy !req
1063. I mean, I have searched
every inch of that ship...Copy !req
1064. from the girl's cabin to the bandstand.Copy !req
1065. No gloves.Copy !req
1066. So I'm right back where I started.Copy !req
1067. You're a stickler
for details, Lieutenant.Copy !req
1068. Look, I hope I'm not
boring you with all this.Copy !req
1069. - But it helps to talk it out.
- Not at all. No.Copy !req
1070. You know,
sometimes my thoughts...Copy !req
1071. It gets like
a traffic jam up here.Copy !req
1072. You see, Mr. Harrington did not
leave any prints on the gun.Copy !req
1073. That's going to make it very hard
for the prosecutor to prove he did it.Copy !req
1074. If he gets acquitted, that doesn't
mean the case is closed.Copy !req
1075. I'll keep working on it.
I mean, speaking for myself, sir.Copy !req
1076. I will keep on something
until it's finished.Copy !req
1077. That's a very admirable quality.Copy !req
1078. That's my nature.Copy !req
1079. - I'm sure you're built the same way.
- Well...Copy !req
1080. That's why I gotta find the gloves.Copy !req
1081. I gotta find the gloves with the
powder burns on the outside.Copy !req
1082. Because when I find them...Copy !req
1083. that's when I can prove why
Mr. Harrington's prints weren't on the gun.Copy !req
1084. I don't know why I'm bothering you
with all this.Copy !req
1085. - It's my problem.
- No, sir.Copy !req
1086. No, it's just that
I didn't want you to think...Copy !req
1087. I was poking around,
asking questions for no reason.Copy !req
1088. I understand.Copy !req
1089. I appreciate that, sir.Copy !req
1090. Thank you very much for the drink.Copy !req
1091. My pleasure.Copy !req
1092. I have to get back to my wife.Copy !req
1093. What's the matter, darling?
You're looking at your watch.Copy !req
1094. Nothing, just checking the time.Copy !req
1095. This is the captain speaking.Copy !req
1096. The fire alarm will ring in a moment.Copy !req
1097. All members of the crew
are to reach their stations...Copy !req
1098. two minutes
after the alarm is sounded.Copy !req
1099. The passengers need not interrupt
what they are doing.Copy !req
1100. It is merely a drill
for the crew only.Copy !req
1101. Thank you.Copy !req
1102. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1103. Fetch the captain.Copy !req
1104. You wanted to see me, Lieutenant?Copy !req
1105. Mr. Danziger. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1106. Very happy to see you.Copy !req
1107. Look at this, sir.Copy !req
1108. Look what the captain found.Copy !req
1109. He found the gloves.Copy !req
1110. Well, I'm delighted for you.Copy !req
1111. Now, if you can find
powder marks on them...Copy !req
1112. you've got your final proof,
haven't you?Copy !req
1113. Yes, sir, I certainly will.Copy !req
1114. And that will prove that
the whole thing was planned.Copy !req
1115. Case of premeditated murder.Copy !req
1116. I thought you needed paraffin
to pick up powder marks.Copy !req
1117. Yes, sir, you do. But I'm sure that...Copy !req
1118. on the outside of that right glove
those are powder marks.Copy !req
1119. Don't get me wrong, sir.
It's not that that's not important.Copy !req
1120. It's just that I'm after something else.Copy !req
1121. I'll explain it to you in a moment.Copy !req
1122. What I'm after is not on the outside
of the glove.Copy !req
1123. It's on the inside of the glove.Copy !req
1124. You see, if the killer had wore leather gloves
all we could hope for is powder marks.Copy !req
1125. But surgical gloves, they're different.Copy !req
1126. The texture is different.Copy !req
1127. But the texture retains
both fingerprints and palm prints.Copy !req
1128. Big as life, sir.Copy !req
1129. Big as life.Copy !req
1130. Now, whosever print that is...Copy !req
1131. that person shot
and killed Rosanna Wells.Copy !req
1132. But that print is not
Mr. Harrington's print.Copy !req
1133. No, sir.Copy !req
1134. I have a set of Mr. Harrington's prints.Copy !req
1135. I took the liberty of getting them
this morning.Copy !req
1136. No, they don't match.Copy !req
1137. Mr. Danziger...Copy !req
1138. would you place the index finger
of your right hand in that graphite...Copy !req
1139. and I think, maybe, we can wrap this
whole thing up very quickly?Copy !req
1140. It is my print.Copy !req
1141. Lieutenant, suppose I told you that...Copy !req
1142. I deliberately placed those gloves
in the fire hose.Copy !req
1143. You, sir?Copy !req
1144. Why in the world
would you do a thing like that?Copy !req
1145. Yes, sir, why would you
do a thing like that?Copy !req
1146. But there were powder marks
on those gloves.Copy !req
1147. Doesn't that mean that
they were used when a gun was fired?Copy !req
1148. Yes, sir, it does.Copy !req
1149. That would mean that you would
have had to have found a gun...Copy !req
1150. gone someplace where a shot
couldn't be heard...Copy !req
1151. fired the gun...Copy !req
1152. taken the gloves and hid them
under a fire hose.Copy !req
1153. For what reason?Copy !req
1154. How did you find out?Copy !req
1155. Now, this feather, sir...Copy !req
1156. I found it in the corridor
of the hospital.Copy !req
1157. That could've come from any pillow
in a hospital room.Copy !req
1158. No, sir, they don't use feathers
in pillows in hospitals.Copy !req
1159. They cause allergies.Copy !req
1160. All the pillows in the hospital
were made of foam rubber.Copy !req
1161. I'll tell you about this feather.Copy !req
1162. When you fired the gun
through the pillow...Copy !req
1163. this feather stuck to some portion
of your body...Copy !req
1164. and it dropped off when you walked
back to the hospital.Copy !req
1165. The police launch is
coming alongside, sir.Copy !req
1166. Escort Mr. Danziger to the lower deck.Copy !req
1167. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1168. Hand him over to the officer in charge.Copy !req
1169. Very good, sir.Copy !req
1170. Excuse me, Purser.
Have you seen my wife?Copy !req
1171. As a matter of fact,
she's looking for you.Copy !req
1172. She's looking for me?
How do you like that?Copy !req
1173. I'm running all over the ship,
I'm looking for her.Copy !req
1174. Um, Lieutenant...Copy !req
1175. uh, isn't that your wife
getting into the launch?Copy !req
1176. Do I still have time
to catch that ship?Copy !req
1177. Yes, you can. And, Lieutenant...Copy !req
1178. that's a boat.Copy !req
1179. Oh, that's...Copy !req
1180. And...Copy !req
1181. To hell with it.Copy !req