1. Will you get off my back?Copy !req
2. I don't take
that kind of lip from nobody.Copy !req
3. You could do me a big favor
if you could check out
your people.Copy !req
4. Lieutenant,
I don't wish to be rude...Copy !req
5. but I know
all of these people,
personally...Copy !req
6. and I resent the implication
it might be one of my dealers.Copy !req
7. I didn't kill her.Copy !req
8. I gotta find the gloves
with the powder burns
on the outside.Copy !req
9. No, no, no. No comment at all.Copy !req
10. And you will
probably be invited...Copy !req
11. to the captain's table
before the cruise is...Copy !req
12. Excuse me, Captain?
Captain.Copy !req
13. I'm the purser, sir.
Preston Watkins.Copy !req
14. Are you, uh, making
the cruise with us, Mr...Copy !req
15. Columbo. Yes, I am.Copy !req
16. I heard the horn.
I can't find my wife.
I think she's aboard.Copy !req
17. She's about this tall,
she's got black hair...Copy !req
18. and then wearing it up today,
it's like in a bun.Copy !req
19. We have got
500 passengers
embarking, sir.Copy !req
20. Yeah, I can see
it's a big boat. Ship.Copy !req
21. Ship, yeah.Copy !req
22. What seems to be
the problem,
then, Watkins?Copy !req
23. Mr. Columbo here
has lost his wife, sir.Copy !req
24. Oh, now,
I'm Capt. Gibbon.Copy !req
25. Welcome aboard
The Sea Palace.Copy !req
26. Well, thank you, sir.
I was describing my wife
to the purser here...Copy !req
27. Mrs. Columbo, sir.Copy !req
28. Yes, I would
have thought so.Copy !req
29. Uh, look,
I never forget a name...Copy !req
30. and I do remember
welcoming your wife...Copy !req
31. and I'm sure that
she'll be in your cabin
or on the Observation Deck.Copy !req
32. Oh, as long as she's aboard
then my problems are over.Copy !req
33. Uh, sorry that
I've bothered you. Right.Copy !req
34. No, that's quite all right,
Mr. Columbo.Copy !req
35. Actually,
it's Lt. Columbo.Copy !req
36. Navy man?Copy !req
37. No, sir.
Just the LAPD.Copy !req
38. Oh, tell me, Lieutenant.Copy !req
39. Do you expect
inclement weather
in the Mexican waters?Copy !req
40. No, they tell me
the weather down
there's great...Copy !req
41. this time of the year.Copy !req
42. Thank you, again.Copy !req
43. Oh, Mr. Danziger,
it's very nice
to have you aboard again.Copy !req
44. Captain, I'd like you
to meet my wife, Sylvia.Copy !req
45. Oh, it's a pleasure.
And I've arranged
the Grosvenor Suite for you.Copy !req
46. I hope you'll find it
accommodating.Copy !req
47. I'm sure we will. Good.
Are all my guests aboard?Copy !req
48. 104 gentlemen
and their ladies.Copy !req
49. I've detailed
some of my junior officers
to look after them.Copy !req
50. Good. They're all
auto dealers...Copy !req
51. and they don't know much
about ships...Copy !req
52. so I'd like them
to have a first-rate,
topnotch time.Copy !req
53. Champagne awaits
all your guests
in their cabins.Copy !req
54. That's very thoughtful
of you, Captain.
Thank you.Copy !req
55. Have an enjoyable trip.Copy !req
56. I expect to.Copy !req
57. Sylvia.Copy !req
58. You know where
my golf gloves are?Copy !req
59. No, I haven't seen 'em.
Oh, I guess Johnson forgot
to pack them.Copy !req
60. I told you I have a match
on Tuesday with those dealers
from Bakersfield.Copy !req
61. You don't have to be
so peevish about it.Copy !req
62. You know, civilization
has come to Acapulco.Copy !req
63. You can pick up
a pair there.Copy !req
64. Darling, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to be cross.Copy !req
65. Sometimes you are
like a spoiled little boy.Copy !req
66. And you love it,
don't you?Copy !req
67. I love you.Copy !req
68. Where are you?Copy !req
69. What do you mean,
where am I?Copy !req
70. I was in C-53.Copy !req
71. There was a fella in there
who was doing
sitting-up exercises.Copy !req
72. What do you mean,
"What deck am I on?"
I'm on the right deck.Copy !req
73. I mean,
I was on the right deck.Copy !req
74. It's a wonderful ship,
isn't it?Copy !req
75. Listen, how the hell
do I find you?Copy !req
76. I've been
all over the boat.Copy !req
77. No, I can't
get it straight.Copy !req
78. "C" is what,
the "C" deck?
Or is that Capri or—Copy !req
79. Is the two different,
or the same, what is it?Copy !req
80. Steer 2-6-8.Copy !req
81. Steer 2-6-8.Copy !req
82. Full ahead.Copy !req
83. Full ahead, sir.Copy !req
84. Good morning, Watkins.Copy !req
85. Everything all right, sir?Copy !req
86. Uh, no, there's a problem.
There's only one key
in my room.Copy !req
87. Should be two
on your desk, sir.Copy !req
88. Well, the steward
must have made a mistake.Copy !req
89. That's no real problem.Copy !req
90. I see you have
all Ving locks.Copy !req
91. Yes, that's because
the ship was built
in Norway, sir.Copy !req
92. Oh, I see.Copy !req
93. Thank you.Copy !req
94. For purposes
of the drill only...Copy !req
95. a fire has broken out
in the fo'c'sle paint room.Copy !req
96. You have two minutes
to reach your stations.Copy !req
97. Excuse me, sir.
My station. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
98. Excuse me, sir,
maybe you can help me.Copy !req
99. Actually,
it's a little embarrassing.Copy !req
100. My wife,
this is hard to believe...Copy !req
101. but the cruise just started,
so she's starved already.Copy !req
102. But they reserved us
for the second sitting
at lunch which is...Copy !req
103. well over an hour from now
and I thought, well, maybe
they had room service.Copy !req
104. Do you know anything
about that?Copy !req
105. Well, you go back
to your cabin...Copy !req
106. and push the red button
for the steward.Copy !req
107. Oh, you know what I thought
that was for?Copy !req
108. I thought
that was for messages,
you know, like in a hotel.Copy !req
109. You see, I've never been
on a boat before.Copy !req
110. My wife won this trip.Copy !req
111. It was a raffle
for the Holy Name Society.Copy !req
112. So, I'm getting
the whole thing
for nothing.Copy !req
113. I figured, oh,
maybe $50, $75
for gratuities—Copy !req
114. Push the red button.Copy !req
115. Well, thank you, sir,
thank you very much.Copy !req
116. Lloyd, will you
cut it out?Copy !req
117. I can't take eight days
of looking at that face.Copy !req
118. Yeah.Copy !req
119. She'll be here.
Okay?Copy !req
120. Who?Copy !req
121. Rosanna.Copy !req
122. I saw her 20 minutes ago
in the arcade.Copy !req
123. You know,
it's none of my business—Copy !req
124. No, probably not.Copy !req
125. She'll hang you
out to dry.Copy !req
126. Artie, I don't tell you
how to lead the band, do I?Copy !req
127. Do I?Copy !req
128. Excuse me, folks.Copy !req
129. She'll tear him apart.Copy !req
130. Hey, I've been
a little worried
about you.Copy !req
131. Oh? Yeah.Copy !req
132. I mean, after we finished
that gig in Vegas...Copy !req
133. What happened?
You just disappeared.Copy !req
134. Had somewhere to go.Copy !req
135. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
136. The way we left it...Copy !req
137. I figured
we were gonna go to Tahoe
for a couple of days...Copy !req
138. just the two of us.Copy !req
139. That was your idea.Copy !req
140. Well, you give me
the ideas.Copy !req
141. But you didn't say no.Copy !req
142. Lloyd, you're a nice guy,
okay?Copy !req
143. Okay.Copy !req
144. Just let it be.Copy !req
145. We had a nice time,
had fun...Copy !req
146. no big deal.Copy !req
147. Just leave it alone, huh?Copy !req
148. I don't wanna
leave it alone, babe.Copy !req
149. Will you get off my back?Copy !req
150. How do I have to tell you?
It's over and it's through.Copy !req
151. I don't want you
around me anymore.Copy !req
152. Now is that clear enough?Copy !req
153. All right, great.Copy !req
154. I'll get off your back,
if that's what you want!Copy !req
155. I'll do anything for you,
as a matter of fact.Copy !req
156. If you happen
to fall overboard,
I'll throw you an anchor!Copy !req
157. What are you doing here?Copy !req
158. Well, I thought
you'd be pleased to see me.Copy !req
159. I suppose
your wife knows
you're here?Copy !req
160. No?
Should I call her
and invite her down.Copy !req
161. Please do.Copy !req
162. We could have a little chat,
the three of us.Copy !req
163. This time,
identify yourself.Copy !req
164. She's been getting
these mysterious
phone calls...Copy !req
165. ever since
our last weekend
in Las Vegas.Copy !req
166. Has she?Copy !req
167. You're sticking it
to the wrong guy.Copy !req
168. I've spent 20 years
building up my business...Copy !req
169. and no smart little broad
from Pittsburgh is gonna
take it away from me.Copy !req
170. This one is.Copy !req
171. And you're hurting me.Copy !req
172. Where's the money, Hayden?Copy !req
173. You'll get it
before we dock
in Mazatlán.Copy !req
174. After I'm sure
you haven't told
anyone about us.Copy !req
175. Trust me.Copy !req
176. That was
my first mistake.Copy !req
177. Oh, use your head.Copy !req
178. If anybody else knew
I wouldn't have anything
to sell, now, would I?Copy !req
179. Hayden, how about
a drink?Copy !req
180. These margaritas
are muy bueno.Copy !req
181. Too early in the day.
You having a good time?Copy !req
182. Fantastic.
I may never go back
to El Centro.Copy !req
183. Help me,
please!Copy !req
184. Give me a hand.Copy !req
185. What happened? Is he all right?Copy !req
186. Get a doctor. Pull him out!Copy !req
187. Get the doctor, quick.Copy !req
188. Hurry.Copy !req
189. How am I?Copy !req
190. Your pressure's
a wee bit high...Copy !req
191. and the heartbeat's
a little choppy.Copy !req
192. It's likely you suffered
a slight heart attack, sir.Copy !req
193. Heart attack?
Are you crazy?Copy !req
194. Melissa, prepare a bed
for Mr. Danziger.No.Copy !req
195. No, it's just a precaution,
you understand, sir.Copy !req
196. Listen, I've got
a lot of guests...Copy !req
197. It's all right,
just take it easy, sir.
That's right, just lie there.Copy !req
198. That's fine, sir,
that's fine.Copy !req
199. Feels like
I've been kicked
by a mule.Copy !req
200. I want you to check
Mr. Danziger's pulse
and blood pressure...Copy !req
201. every 30 minutes.Copy !req
202. And give him
another tranquilizer
at 11:00.Copy !req
203. Yes, Doctor. Thank you.Copy !req
204. Am I the only patient here?Copy !req
205. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
206. We usually don't have anyone
until the return.Copy !req
207. That's when
some of the passengers suffer
Montezuma's revenge.Copy !req
208. If you need me,
just press the buzzer.Copy !req
209. I'm across the corridor.Copy !req
210. Mr. Danziger?Copy !req
211. It's time
to take your pill.Copy !req
212. Feeling better?Copy !req
213. A little.Copy !req
214. It's scary.Copy !req
215. Think I'll live?Copy !req
216. Yes, I think you'll live.Copy !req
217. Your life signs are
all very normal.Copy !req
218. I hope I'll feel better
in the morning.Copy !req
219. I'll be back at 11:30
for another check, okay?Copy !req
220. ♪ VolareCopy !req
221. ♪ VolareCopy !req
222. ♪ VolareCopy !req
223. Well, thank you,
ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
224. a wonderful artist
and a beautiful lady.Copy !req
225. Let's really hear it
for Rosanna Wells.Copy !req
226. [MC]
Ladies and gentlemen,
while you're in the mood...Copy !req
227. for applause like that...Copy !req
228. what about
our wonderful orchestra
right here on the stage?Copy !req
229. The Artie Podell Combo.Copy !req
230. We'd like to remind you
that you can catch us...Copy !req
231. upstairs in
the Starlight Lounge...Copy !req
232. after a 20-minute
intermission.Copy !req
233. And now I would like
to introduce Capt. Gibbon...Copy !req
234. who has a few words to say
and a few prizes to give away.Copy !req
235. Thank you.Copy !req
236. Rosanna.Copy !req
237. I have to change, Lloyd.Copy !req
238. Yeah, I know,
so do I.Copy !req
239. For the last time,
will you leave me alone?Copy !req
240. I just want to apologize.Copy !req
241. Where's Rosanna?Copy !req
242. Where's Rosanna?Copy !req
243. All right, 221.Copy !req
244. 221.Copy !req
245. Rosanna?Copy !req
246. Mr. Danziger?Copy !req
247. How are you feeling?Copy !req
248. I'm a little drowsy.Copy !req
249. I'm sorry.Copy !req
250. Oh, not again.Copy !req
251. Yes, again.Copy !req
252. I was just dozing off.Copy !req
253. Lt. Columbo,
the captain would like
to see you right away.Copy !req
254. The captain?Copy !req
255. See me?Copy !req
256. Well, it's not about
my wife, is it?
I mean...Copy !req
257. She likes to have a good time,
sometimes she gets
carried away.Copy !req
258. It's not about
your wife, sir.Copy !req
259. Give me a moment.Copy !req
260. This is terrible.Copy !req
261. Isn't that the singer?Copy !req
262. Lt. Columbo,
this is Frank Pierce,
the ship's doctor...Copy !req
263. and Mr. Podell,
one of our musicians.Copy !req
264. She hadn't returned
to the bandstand
after the intermission.Copy !req
265. So, Mr. Podell came
looking for her.Copy !req
266. When was that?Copy !req
267. 15, 20 minutes ago.Copy !req
268. Body's still warm.Copy !req
269. She left the bandstand
about 11:15.Copy !req
270. Someone must have
followed her
to the cabin.Copy !req
271. Well, the room should
be sealed.Copy !req
272. Nothing should be touched.Copy !req
273. Well, that's all very fine,
Lieutenant, but we're
nowhere near a port.Copy !req
274. We can't just leave
the body here.Copy !req
275. That's right,
we are at sea.
I'd forgotten.Copy !req
276. The problem, sir, is
we have a murder
on our hands.Copy !req
277. We have no lab technicians,
we have no print men.Copy !req
278. Um, Doctor,
do you have paraffin?Copy !req
279. I'm afraid not.Copy !req
280. No.Copy !req
281. Diacetylene?Copy !req
282. No, sir.Copy !req
283. No, huh?Copy !req
284. Well, maybe we ought to have
at least a photo of the body
before it's removed.Copy !req
285. One of the photographers
that I see around the boat
snapping pictures—Copy !req
286. It's a ship, Lieutenant.Copy !req
287. And I'd prefer we keep this
as confidential as possible.Copy !req
288. After all, the passengers
are on holiday.Copy !req
289. Yes, sir,
I understand your concern...Copy !req
290. but we have to
have photographs.Copy !req
291. I could always get
Forbes, sir.Copy !req
292. He's a very
discreet chap.Copy !req
293. Do that, will you? Forbes.Copy !req
294. Excuse me.Copy !req
295. False alarm.Copy !req
296. I thought you detectives
were hardened to all this
sort of thing.Copy !req
297. No, it's not that,
sir, I'm all right.
It's just, uh...Copy !req
298. I'll be fine.Copy !req
299. Captain, it is all right
if I get back to my group?Copy !req
300. Is that all right,
Lieutenant?Copy !req
301. Yes, that's all right.Copy !req
302. One thing, excuse me.Copy !req
303. Your musicians,
they were all on a break
when this thing happened?Copy !req
304. We always break
just after 11:00.Copy !req
305. But you can't suspect
one of my band.Copy !req
306. No, sir. Um...Copy !req
307. It would just seem
that whoever did this might
know the ship's routine...Copy !req
308. when the band breaks.Copy !req
309. I presume you'll say nothing
about this for the moment,
Mr. Podell?Copy !req
310. Of course, sir.Copy !req
311. Did you notice
the lipstick?Copy !req
312. The lipstick?Copy !req
313. Oh, yes,
I saw the lipstick.Copy !req
314. Looks like
the letter "L."Copy !req
315. Well, what do you know?Copy !req
316. Burglary sure wasn't
the motive.Copy !req
317. Doctor,
where is the hospital?Copy !req
318. The Riviera Deck.Copy !req
319. You sure
you're feeling all right,
Lieutenant?Copy !req
320. No, sir,
I can't say that I am.Copy !req
321. I think I'll take
your purser's advice
and drop by the hospital.Copy !req
322. Yes, please go ahead.
The nurse will
take care of you.Copy !req
323. Thank you.Copy !req
324. Use the lift.
Might be easier.Copy !req
325. No, sir, I think I'll walk.
An elevator's another one
of my problems.Copy !req
326. Yes, may I help you?Copy !req
327. I hope so, ma'am.Copy !req
328. I'm feeling a little rubbery.
The purser said
you'd have something.Copy !req
329. Ah, yes,
come in this way.Copy !req
330. Just have a seat.Copy !req
331. The same thing
happened to me
last year.Copy !req
332. My wife and I,
we checked into this motel
with a waterbed.Copy !req
333. I thought
I was gonna die.Copy !req
334. Here, drink this.Copy !req
335. Go ahead, drink it.Copy !req
336. All the way,
don't sip it.Copy !req
337. What is that stuff?Copy !req
338. Just rest and relax
for a minute.Copy !req
339. Don't worry,
I couldn't move
if I had to.Copy !req
340. Okay, these are Dramamine.Copy !req
341. Wait for half an hour,
take one.Copy !req
342. And then one
every 24 hours, okay?Copy !req
343. Do you stay here
all the time?Copy !req
344. I mean,
when you're on duty.Copy !req
345. Well, Dr. Pierce and I
are on 24-hour call.Copy !req
346. But, of course, there's always
one of us here at all times
for the patient in sick bay.Copy !req
347. Oh, there's a patient
in there now?Copy !req
348. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
349. It's the gentleman
that suffered the heart attack
in the pool today.Copy !req
350. Ah, yes,
I heard about that.Copy !req
351. Melissa?Copy !req
352. Melissa, would you come here,
please? Quickly.Copy !req
353. Oh, I beg your pardon.
I didn't realize
anybody was in here.Copy !req
354. Who are you?
What's going on
out there?Copy !req
355. I'm sorry, sir,
I didn't mean
to disturb you.Copy !req
356. Lt. Columbo, LAPD.
I think we met this afternoon.Copy !req
357. They got a police officer
on board a ship?Copy !req
358. Oh, no, sir,
I'm just here
on a vacation.Copy !req
359. You see, my wife, she's got
this incredible luck.
I think I told you.Copy !req
360. She won the whole trip
on a raffle— Lieutenant, please.Copy !req
361. Mr. Danziger is
a sick man.Copy !req
362. Terribly sorry.Copy !req
363. I hope you're
feeling better, sir.Copy !req
364. That's a heart patient
in there, Lieutenant.Copy !req
365. Yes, the nurse
mentioned it.Copy !req
366. I'm sorry,
I didn't realize.Copy !req
367. Melissa, I want you to check
Mr. Danziger's pulse
and pressure one more time,Copy !req
368. and then see
if we can get him
back to sleep, will you?Copy !req
369. Yes.Copy !req
370. There's the bullet,
Lieutenant.Copy !req
371. Oh, very good.Copy !req
372. Looks like a.38 caliber.Copy !req
373. Say, you wouldn't have
a magnifying glass,
would you?Copy !req
374. No, I'm afraid not.
Perhaps the captain
has one.Copy !req
375. Getting shot
right through the heart
the way she did...Copy !req
376. would you say that her death
was instantaneous?Copy !req
377. Yes, I would say so.Copy !req
378. That's what
I would have said.Copy !req
379. No bruises on the body?Copy !req
380. No bruises.Copy !req
381. What's puzzling you,
Lieutenant?Copy !req
382. Well, that lipstick,
you know, that she wrote
the "L" with?Copy !req
383. If her death
were instantaneous...Copy !req
384. If she had it
in her hand...Copy !req
385. maybe a second or two.Copy !req
386. Otherwise, how did it
get there?Copy !req
387. That's a very good point,
Doctor.Copy !req
388. So I guess we should be
looking for someone...Copy !req
389. with the initial "L"
who knew the girl.Copy !req
390. I've talked to
my home office.Copy !req
391. I'm doing the right thing,
keeping it quiet.Copy !req
392. The passengers
do come first,
naturally.Copy !req
393. Quite so, sir.
At least until
we reach Mazatlán...Copy !req
394. the day after tomorrow.Copy !req
395. Sir, I'm just a passenger here
and I don't want
to be out of line...Copy !req
396. but we've got
a murderer aboard...Copy !req
397. and the ship ought
to be searched immediately.Copy !req
398. We can't search
all the guests to see
if they have a gun.Copy !req
399. I was thinking more
of the crew, sir.Copy !req
400. You know, members of the band.
Someone who would
know the girl...Copy !req
401. and who would know
that she would be in her cabin
during the break.Copy !req
402. That's very interesting,
Lieutenant.Copy !req
403. Apparently, there is
a chap in the band
she's had a row with.Copy !req
404. Name of Harrington.Copy !req
405. First name is Lloyd.Copy !req
406. Lloyd?Copy !req
407. That's crazy.Copy !req
408. He's a nice guy.Copy !req
409. He was just
out of his league.Copy !req
410. Your intermission
from 11:10 to 11:30...Copy !req
411. is that something
you do every night?Copy !req
412. Yes, every night.Copy !req
413. And what is that,
some kind of a coffee break?Copy !req
414. No, with our cabins
down on the Capri Deck...Copy !req
415. it takes us that long
to get down there...Copy !req
416. make the change
and get back up here on time.Copy !req
417. And there hasn't been a break
since the one at 11:10?Copy !req
418. Not yet.Copy !req
419. And everyone came back
on time?Copy !req
420. Changed and everything?Copy !req
421. All except Rosanna.Copy !req
422. We'll want to talk
to Harrington.Copy !req
423. Sure, just as soon as
the number's over.Copy !req
424. But you're wasting
your time.Copy !req
425. I have a search squad
looking about, discreetly.Copy !req
426. Very good, sir.Copy !req
427. I noticed when I went
to the hospital before
that the door was locked.Copy !req
428. Is it always that way?Copy !req
429. Of course. There are
a lot of drugs about.Copy !req
430. They open from the inside,
then swing shut and lock.Copy !req
431. You seem to be feeling
a bit better, Lieutenant.Copy !req
432. Oh, I don't know
what that stuff is,
but it sure is terrific.Copy !req
433. Ah, Harrington.Copy !req
434. This is Lt. Columbo
of the Los Angeles
Police Department.Copy !req
435. We'd like to talk to you,
privately.Copy !req
436. Oh, what about?Copy !req
437. A Miss Rosanna Wells.Copy !req
438. What about her?Copy !req
439. Do you know
where she is?Copy !req
440. Well, she was late for the—
In fact, she missed the set.Copy !req
441. Artie went down
and knocked on her cabin door,
and there was no answer and...Copy !req
442. I'm a bit puzzled, actually.Copy !req
443. Is there something wrong?Copy !req
444. I'm sorry, sir.
She's dead.Copy !req
445. She's—
She's dead?Copy !req
446. I think we better discuss this
in your cabin.Copy !req
447. I must tell you straight off,
Mr. Harrington...Copy !req
448. there is reason to suspect
that you may be involved.Copy !req
449. I didn't kill her!Copy !req
450. You did have an argument
with Miss Wells.Copy !req
451. Yes, but, so what?Copy !req
452. No good. I can't find
any deposits on his hands.Copy !req
453. Deposits?
Powder burns, sir.Copy !req
454. If he had fired a gun
only an hour or so ago...Copy !req
455. there'd be some residue,
right here.Copy !req
456. Unless he wore gloves.Copy !req
457. Do you mind
if we search your cabin?Copy !req
458. Lieutenant,
on the high seas
we don't ask.Copy !req
459. I order.Copy !req
460. My first officer
will be here shortly
to supervise the search.Copy !req
461. What do you mean,
search my cabin?Copy !req
462. What do you expect to find?
I don't even own
a pair of gloves.Copy !req
463. Now, if I could speak
to you alone...Copy !req
464. Wait a minute!Copy !req
465. Try to relax, sir.
It's just
a routine procedure.Copy !req
466. Lieutenant,
I don't want to presume
to tell you what to do...Copy !req
467. but I think
that I must confine
Mr. Harrington...Copy !req
468. to his quarters
and hold him
for the Mexican police.Copy !req
469. Well, sir,
we really don't have
any evidence...Copy !req
470. you know, just hearsay
about an argument...Copy !req
471. and no powder marks
on his hands.Copy !req
472. This is a very good
magnifying glass
you have here.Copy !req
473. But you said yourself,
if he wore gloves...Copy !req
474. there wouldn't be
any powder marks.Copy !req
475. Yes, sir.
If he had planned it,
he would have worn gloves...Copy !req
476. and it's beginning
to look very planned.
Very much so.Copy !req
477. I'll see how
the search squad is doing.Copy !req
478. Meanwhile, unless
we can clear Mr. Harrington
positively...Copy !req
479. I must insist
that he be confined
to quarters.Copy !req
480. Yes, sir.Copy !req
481. Just one more thing, sir.
That is Miss Wells'
cabin there, is it?Copy !req
482. Yes.
With the guard on it.Copy !req
483. I'll see that he keeps
an eye on this cabin
as well.Copy !req
484. Very good, sir.Copy !req
485. You keep an eye on 35. Yes, sir.Copy !req
486. And for all you skeptics
in the audience...Copy !req
487. this is a real
snub-nosed.38.Copy !req
488. Now, I'm gonna have
my assistant, Stella,Copy !req
489. fire this magical bullet
completely through.Copy !req
490. Putting a hole through
a number of cards
of this deck...Copy !req
491. and breaking this glass
behind me.Copy !req
492. Stella?Copy !req
493. If you would, please.Copy !req
494. Hold my deck of cards.Copy !req
495. If you will stand
right over here.Copy !req
496. If you will kneel down.Copy !req
497. Are you ready, my dear? Ready.Copy !req
498. One...Copy !req
499. two...Copy !req
500. three.Copy !req
501. Would you believe?
Right through the middle
of the card.Copy !req
502. It took me eight minutes,
so I came down
these stairways.Copy !req
503. Is there a shorter route
from the International Lounge?Copy !req
504. There's the elevator.Copy !req
505. Yes, I know
about the elevator...Copy !req
506. but at 11:10,
when the show breaks...Copy !req
507. when it's the peak
of the evening
and all that activity...Copy !req
508. that's six flights up.Copy !req
509. Would the elevator
or would the stairs
be quicker at that hour?Copy !req
510. It's not likely,
you'd have to wait a bit.Copy !req
511. Have to wait
for the elevator? Hmm.Copy !req
512. Is there another route? No, sir.Copy !req
513. Oh, Lieutenant.Copy !req
514. We found this receipt
in Harrington's
personal papers.Copy !req
515. It's for a gun.Copy !req
516. He bought a Number 5
British Weatherby.Copy !req
517. Two weeks ago
in Las Vegas.Copy !req
518. The captain
will be quite pleased,
don't you think?Copy !req
519. Morning, Mr. Danziger.Copy !req
520. Good morning.Copy !req
521. I'm just looking
for the doctor.Copy !req
522. I must say,
you look great.Copy !req
523. Glad to see
you're up and about.Copy !req
524. Thanks.Copy !req
525. I feel a lot better.Copy !req
526. Sir, I want to apologize
for the disturbance
last night.Copy !req
527. I was already disturbed...Copy !req
528. when they took
the body by the door.Copy !req
529. Well, then you know.Copy !req
530. Oh, yeah.
You can hear everything
through there.Copy !req
531. Do you know, sir,
that the captain...Copy !req
532. would like to keep it
from the passengers?Copy !req
533. Yes, I understand.Copy !req
534. The girl who was shot...Copy !req
535. she sang with the band,
is that right?Copy !req
536. Yes, a Rosanna Wells.Copy !req
537. Is it true what I heard,
that someone in the band
shot her?Copy !req
538. Well, someone shot her,
I don't know who.Copy !req
539. I hope you don't tell
any of the passengers,
because the captain...Copy !req
540. he is already upset
with me this morning
for interviewing the crew.Copy !req
541. Lieutenant, I'm curious...Copy !req
542. I mean,
that you're investigating
her death.Copy !req
543. I wouldn't think
that you'd have
authority out here.Copy !req
544. I don't.Copy !req
545. No, I'm just helping out
temporarily.Copy !req
546. Oh, I see. Okay.Copy !req
547. Well, if there's anything
that I can do.Copy !req
548. Well, actually, sir, you can.
I was gonna ask you.Copy !req
549. I understand
that some of these people
are guests of yours...Copy !req
550. here on the cruise.Copy !req
551. Some kind of
used-car salesmen
or something like that.Copy !req
552. You make
used-car salesmen...Copy !req
553. sound like
some kind of disease.Copy !req
554. No offence intended, no.Copy !req
555. It's just that...Copy !req
556. Well, a murder
has been committed here
on the boat...Copy !req
557. and the captain has...Copy !req
558. unofficially asked me
to look into it...Copy !req
559. until we reach Mexico.Copy !req
560. And, um...Copy !req
561. Well, I just didn't want
to disturb your guests
any more than I had to.Copy !req
562. You don't think
that one of them
shot the girl?Copy !req
563. I don't know anything
at this point.Copy !req
564. But I thought
you could help me out...Copy !req
565. as far as your guests
are concerned...Copy !req
566. rather than me
bothering them.Copy !req
567. Oh, I see what you mean.
Yeah, that might be best.Copy !req
568. Okay, feel free to call on me
if I can be of any help,
all right?Copy !req
569. Appreciate that, sir.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
570. Glad you're feeling better.Copy !req
571. In here, sir.Copy !req
572. Where?Copy !req
573. Do you have a pencil? Pencil.Copy !req
574. The purser found it
in the laundry room.Copy !req
575. Just aft
of Miss Wells' cabin.Copy !req
576. Just aft of the cabin.Copy !req
577. I should have
looked there myself.Copy !req
578. Do you mind, sir?Copy !req
579. You see,
the pencil can ruin
the grooves.Copy !req
580. And if you disturb
the grooves...Copy !req
581. it would make a matchup
with the bullet
very difficult.Copy !req
582. Lieutenant, this is
a British Weatherby.Copy !req
583. The receipt that we found
in Mr. Harrington's cabin—Copy !req
584. Yes, I know, sir,
it was a British Weatherby.Copy !req
585. I wanna compliment
your crew.Copy !req
586. I hope they didn't put
any prints on the gun.Copy !req
587. I can assure you
that none of my crew
placed any prints on it.Copy !req
588. You're perfectly welcome
to examine it professionally.Copy !req
589. Well, sir,
I'm gonna do
the best I can...Copy !req
590. considering
the circumstances.Copy !req
591. Do you have
a piece of paper, sir?Copy !req
592. Paper?Copy !req
593. Some paper, sir.Copy !req
594. Captain, could you get
a mattress up here?Copy !req
595. A mattress?Copy !req
596. Yes, sir, any kind
of a mattress will do.Copy !req
597. Mattress. A mattress, sir?Copy !req
598. Yeah, any mattress
will do.Copy !req
599. Ah, Mr. Danziger.
Feeling better, sir?Copy !req
600. Fine, thank you.Copy !req
601. I don't want
to appear rude, sir...Copy !req
602. but could you
excuse us just a moment?Copy !req
603. Your purser, Watkins, said
that he wanted to see me
on the wheelhouse.Copy !req
604. Uh, that was
my idea, sir.Copy !req
605. Mr. Danziger is helping me out
with the investigation...Copy !req
606. so we don't disturb
any of his guests.Copy !req
607. I hope it's all right.Copy !req
608. Yes.Copy !req
609. Well, I suppose.Copy !req
610. We've discovered
the murder weapon.Copy !req
611. Well, we're not sure yet.Copy !req
612. This is a trick
that I learned
in the Hollenbeck Division...Copy !req
613. from an old sergeant
when I first started out.Copy !req
614. Don't use it
much anymore.Copy !req
615. See, the lab guys,
they don't like it.Copy !req
616. They claim
I'm always messing up
the evidence.Copy !req
617. Nope.Copy !req
618. There's no prints
on that gun.Copy !req
619. Did you find
the gloves?Copy !req
620. No gloves, sir.
Just the gun.Copy !req
621. Perhaps we should search
Mr. Harrington's cabin again.Copy !req
622. Oh, no, sir.
You won't find them there.Copy !req
623. Nonetheless, see to it,
will you?Copy !req
624. Very good, sir.Copy !req
625. Lieutenant, I have
the distinct feeling...Copy !req
626. that you don't think
Harrington did it.Copy !req
627. Well, it's
very confusing, sir.Copy !req
628. Why does a man
keep a receipt...Copy !req
629. for a gun that he used
to kill somebody with?Copy !req
630. Well, maybe he didn't know...Copy !req
631. what he was going
to do with it
when he bought it.Copy !req
632. I doubt that, sir.
When people buy guns,
they usually have a reason.Copy !req
633. Would you place that
outside, please?Copy !req
634. May we?Copy !req
635. Would you mind?Copy !req
636. Mind what?Copy !req
637. Mind firing the gun
into the mattress?
I hate guns.Copy !req
638. Besides, I'm a bad shot.
I'm liable to miss.Copy !req
639. Just hold it
down here.Copy !req
640. Get it down there
and just pull the trigger.Copy !req
641. I've got the other bullet
here somewhere.Copy !req
642. Well?Copy !req
643. Oh, it seems to be
the murder weapon
all right.Copy !req
644. A ballistics man
will be able to give us
a positive reading.Copy !req
645. Yes, I'd say
this is the gun.Copy !req
646. I don't understand,
Lieutenant.Copy !req
647. You've got the gun...Copy !req
648. a bullet...Copy !req
649. proof of ownership...Copy !req
650. and a young man
who felt rejected.Copy !req
651. You may be right, sir, but—Copy !req
652. It's obvious
the musician shot her.Copy !req
653. Well, maybe so.Copy !req
654. Captain.Copy !req
655. If we could just check
the passengers...Copy !req
656. like Mr. Danziger here.Copy !req
657. Passengers who have made
the cruise previously...Copy !req
658. There's no point
in disturbing
the passengers...Copy !req
659. when we already
have the murderer.Copy !req
660. Sir, in all honesty...Copy !req
661. I think the passengers
know what happened.Copy !req
662. I mean,
members of the crew,
members of the band.Copy !req
663. Besides, when you removed
the girl's body
from her cabin...Copy !req
664. you had to travel up
four flights of stairs.Copy !req
665. We used the crew stairway.Copy !req
666. It's off-limits
to the passengers.Copy !req
667. The crew stairway?Copy !req
668. Oh!Copy !req
669. Of course.Copy !req
670. Isn't that stupid of me
not to know that you have
a crew stairway...Copy !req
671. that runs
throughout the boat?Copy !req
672. Ship.Copy !req
673. Ship, sir.Copy !req
674. Well...Copy !req
675. I think
that will be all, sir.Copy !req
676. Thank you
for your time, Mr. Danziger.Copy !req
677. Have another chance.Copy !req
678. Hey, that's pretty good,
Mr. Danziger.Copy !req
679. You're really getting
the hang of it.Copy !req
680. Try it.Copy !req
681. No.Copy !req
682. No, you know, that looks
like horseshoes.Copy !req
683. And I'm not
very good at horseshoes.Copy !req
684. Try it, it's easy.Copy !req
685. Come on.Copy !req
686. All right,
I'll try one.Copy !req
687. Just one.Copy !req
688. Here.Copy !req
689. I'm terribly sorry, sir.Copy !req
690. I think
that's gone forever.Copy !req
691. Don't worry about it,
they got plenty of them.Copy !req
692. You know, I'll tell you,
there's one good thing
about this cruise.Copy !req
693. What's that?Copy !req
694. Your recovery.Copy !req
695. It's been remarkable.Copy !req
696. I didn't recover
from anything.Copy !req
697. I've got a hectic
work schedule...Copy !req
698. that changed over
to a tropical cruise.Copy !req
699. My system
temporarily rebelled.Copy !req
700. You're probably right.
My wife had trouble
yesterday, too.Copy !req
701. She bounced right back.Copy !req
702. Why don't you
and the wife come up
to my cabin one evening?Copy !req
703. Have a cocktail and relax.Copy !req
704. Oh, she'd like that
a lot, sir.Copy !req
705. She's very big
on cocktail parties.Copy !req
706. Me, I can take them
or leave them.Copy !req
707. Something amazed me,
Lieutenant.Copy !req
708. I'll be back
in a little while.
Take a break. Okay?Copy !req
709. Mind if I ask you
something?Copy !req
710. No. Go right ahead.Copy !req
711. How did you know...Copy !req
712. that I was
a passenger before...Copy !req
713. without checking
the records?Copy !req
714. Oh, that was just
a coincidence, sir.Copy !req
715. When I got on board
in Los Angeles...Copy !req
716. I heard the captain
call you by name.Copy !req
717. Ah.Copy !req
718. So I just assumed.Copy !req
719. Besides, you look like
you belong on a boat.Copy !req
720. You can tell
those things.Copy !req
721. Another thing
I'm curious about.Copy !req
722. Why are you checking
on previous passengers?Copy !req
723. It's the timing
of the murder, sir.Copy !req
724. Whoever killed Miss Wells
must've known...Copy !req
725. that she would go
to her cabin
during the break.Copy !req
726. You see,
that would suggest
a member of the crew...Copy !req
727. or a member
of the band.Copy !req
728. A passenger
wouldn't know that.Copy !req
729. Not on the first night
of the cruise.Copy !req
730. But a previous passenger
would. Ah.Copy !req
731. You see?Copy !req
732. That's good
thinking, Lieutenant.Copy !req
733. Oh, thank you, sir.Copy !req
734. That reminds me.
There's something
I wanted to ask you.Copy !req
735. Among your passengers...Copy !req
736. I'd be more comfortable
if we could talk privately.Copy !req
737. Is that all right
with you?No problem, fine.Copy !req
738. Probably too many years
on the force.Copy !req
739. But I always have
the feeling that
there's somebody listening...Copy !req
740. who shouldn't be.Copy !req
741. What I was
getting at, sir, is...Copy !req
742. do you have
any people in your group
whose name begins with "L"?Copy !req
743. "L"?Copy !req
744. Uh, first or last?Copy !req
745. I don't know.Copy !req
746. You know,
I'm not sure.Copy !req
747. You see,
what happened was,
the girl...Copy !req
748. before she died...Copy !req
749. she managed to scrawl
the letter "L" in lipstick
on the dresser.Copy !req
750. So you could
do me a big favor
by checking your people out.Copy !req
751. Isn't your suspect's name
Lloyd Harrington?Copy !req
752. Yes, sir, and that does
have an "L" in it.Copy !req
753. But...Copy !req
754. if I can find
a passenger...Copy !req
755. who has made
the trip previously...Copy !req
756. and whose name
also begins with an "L"...Copy !req
757. I'll have myself
another suspect.Copy !req
758. Lieutenant, I don't
wish to be rude...Copy !req
759. but I know all
of these people personally.Copy !req
760. And I resent
the implication it might be
one of my dealers.Copy !req
761. I may be
all wrong about this, sir.Copy !req
762. Let me tell you
what's bothering me.Copy !req
763. The gun was found
in the laundry room...Copy !req
764. so whoever did this
had to have a key
to the laundry room.Copy !req
765. If it was not Harrington...Copy !req
766. he had to have a key
to Harrington's room...Copy !req
767. and maybe Miss Wells' room.Copy !req
768. So the criminal
either had a bunch of keys...Copy !req
769. or...Copy !req
770. Master key.Copy !req
771. Correct.Copy !req
772. A master key.Copy !req
773. Who has a master key?Copy !req
774. Captain, purser...Copy !req
775. security, stewards.Copy !req
776. It finally hit me.Copy !req
777. What hit you?Copy !req
778. My brother-in-law.Copy !req
779. He's got
an auto repair shop
in the Valley.Copy !req
780. They bring in those wrecks.Copy !req
781. A lot of times
they don't have keys.
He makes a key.Copy !req
782. He's got a tool.Copy !req
783. It's called a...Copy !req
784. Curtis Clipper.Copy !req
785. Right.
I knew you knew that.Copy !req
786. Because he told me
that auto dealers,
they use these all the time...Copy !req
787. to repossess cars,
stuff like that.Copy !req
788. That information is correct?Copy !req
789. They use it— Yes, it's correct.Copy !req
790. So when I saw all
these auto dealers around...Copy !req
791. I said to myself...Copy !req
792. "Maybe we ought to be
talking to one of them."Copy !req
793. Lieutenant, isn't that
a little far-fetched?Copy !req
794. I mean,
anyone with some ingenuity...Copy !req
795. can make a duplicate master,
even Harrington.Copy !req
796. Besides, didn't you say
that Harrington's gun
was the murder weapon?Copy !req
797. But he denies owning it, sir.Copy !req
798. Naturally.Copy !req
799. What about the receipt
in his room?Copy !req
800. I have to feel that
somebody planted that, sir.Copy !req
801. And it could've been
the perpetrator.Copy !req
802. Lieutenant, I would say
that falls in the area
of speculation.Copy !req
803. I don't think so, sir.Copy !req
804. No, I looked
at those receipts
very carefully.Copy !req
805. I have them right here.Copy !req
806. Care to sit down?Copy !req
807. Saxophone repair...Copy !req
808. lead sheets...Copy !req
809. piano tuning...Copy !req
810. hotel...Copy !req
811. restaurant.Copy !req
812. All these receipts have
one thing in common...Copy !req
813. they represent
tax deductions...Copy !req
814. with one single exception.Copy !req
815. The receipt for the gun.Copy !req
816. He can't deduct that.Copy !req
817. He can deduct all these.Copy !req
818. So we know
why he saved these.Copy !req
819. I'll tell you, sir,
for the life of me...Copy !req
820. I can't understand
why he saved this one.Copy !req
821. I see your point.Copy !req
822. And, you know,
there's something else
that bothers me.Copy !req
823. There it is.Copy !req
824. There what is?Copy !req
825. That's the biggest
garbage dump in the world.Copy !req
826. Why didn't he just throw
the gun overboard?Copy !req
827. Lieutenant, I can see
you don't know
much about ships.Copy !req
828. He didn't have time.Copy !req
829. How is that?Copy !req
830. Well, the murder took place
during an intermission.Copy !req
831. That is correct. Okay.Copy !req
832. Now a ship is
a much larger place
than people think.Copy !req
833. Or maybe...Copy !req
834. he left the bandstand...Copy !req
835. he made
his costume change...Copy !req
836. spent whatever minutes
with the girl...Copy !req
837. then he had to rush back
to the bandstand
so he wouldn't be late.Copy !req
838. Yes, that sounds
very plausible.Copy !req
839. So...Copy !req
840. he stashed the gun
in the nearest
convenient place.Copy !req
841. The laundry room, right?Copy !req
842. But why didn't he just open
the porthole in the cabin...Copy !req
843. and toss the gun
in the water?Copy !req
844. The portholes are
part of the decor.Copy !req
845. They don't open.Copy !req
846. They don't?Copy !req
847. No way.Copy !req
848. Oh!Copy !req
849. Well, you know, Mr. Danziger,
that's a very good theory.Copy !req
850. That's probably
exactly the way it happened.Copy !req
851. You probably...Copy !req
852. couldn't tell, but I've
never been on a boat before.Copy !req
853. I couldn't tell. No.Copy !req
854. Listen, I'm going
to get back to my game.Copy !req
855. And when I'm done...Copy !req
856. I'll get hopping
on your "L" theory.Copy !req
857. Mr. Danziger.Copy !req
858. Sir...Copy !req
859. about your theory...Copy !req
860. And it's very good.Copy !req
861. My problem is,
I didn't find
any prints on the gun.Copy !req
862. Then he wore gloves.Copy !req
863. But if he wore
gloves, sir...Copy !req
864. why wouldn't he stash
the gloves with the gun
in the laundry room?Copy !req
865. Gloves wouldn't
be evidence.Copy !req
866. Oh, on the contrary, sir,
if you fire a gun
and you're wearing gloves...Copy !req
867. the outside of the glove
will retain a powder mark.Copy !req
868. Well, he might not have
known that.Copy !req
869. But that still doesn't answer
the question of what happened
to the gloves.Copy !req
870. Because he sure didn't
bring them back
to the bandstand.Copy !req
871. I see.Copy !req
872. And he couldn't have
thrown them overboard...Copy !req
873. because if he had time
to throw the gloves
overboard...Copy !req
874. why not the gun too?Copy !req
875. Exactly, sir.Copy !req
876. Then there were
no gloves.Copy !req
877. No gloves.Copy !req
878. Of course not.
Don't you see?Copy !req
879. And the gun was found
in the laundry room.Copy !req
880. So Harrington
must've used a towel.Copy !req
881. Something like that.Copy !req
882. Not gloves.Copy !req
883. And he threw them both
into the laundry room...Copy !req
884. and nobody paid
any attention to the towel.Copy !req
885. That's a very good
thought, sir.Copy !req
886. I'll have to think
about that. A towel.Copy !req
887. Have a good game, sir.Copy !req
888. Thank you.Copy !req
889. How do you do?Copy !req
890. Doctor...Copy !req
891. would you take my pulse
and my blood pressure
immediately?Copy !req
892. Get the strap, Melissa.Copy !req
893. Your pulse has
a very high rate,
Lieutenant.Copy !req
894. It's over 100.Copy !req
895. Here, sit down, please.Copy !req
896. Your pressure's high, too.Copy !req
897. What've you been
doing, Lieutenant?Copy !req
898. Did Mr. Danziger
have on his swimming trunks...Copy !req
899. when he was brought
in here yesterday?Copy !req
900. Yes, why?Copy !req
901. No clothes up here at all?Copy !req
902. Not till this morning.Copy !req
903. Excuse me.Copy !req
904. Do you always
keep this open?Copy !req
905. Well, there's nothing
lethal in there.Copy !req
906. Do you know
how many pairs of these
you have on board?Copy !req
907. Uh, no,
not offhand.Copy !req
908. Could you check on that?
I'd appreciate it.Copy !req
909. Oh, yes,
of course.Copy !req
910. We left port...Copy !req
911. with three dozen
surgical gloves...Copy !req
912. and we used
only the one pair
last night.Copy !req
913. There are
10 in here.Copy !req
914. There are two dozen more
in the boxes below.Copy !req
915. So there's one pair
to be accounted for.Copy !req
916. Yes.Copy !req
917. I assume
your interest
in the gloves...Copy !req
918. has something
to do with the crime.Copy !req
919. Yes, sir.Copy !req
920. And you think
the murderer used them?Copy !req
921. Could be.Copy !req
922. If that's the case...Copy !req
923. it's even more evidence
against Harrington.Copy !req
924. He's a diabetic,
you know.Copy !req
925. Comes by here every day
for his insulin.Copy !req
926. I didn't know.Copy !req
927. Could I borrow
a pair of these?Copy !req
928. Of course,
you may have a pair.Copy !req
929. Surgical gloves
are never reused.Copy !req
930. Thank you, Doctor.Copy !req
931. You've been very helpful.Copy !req
932. Oh, Lieutenant.Copy !req
933. Your coat.Copy !req
934. Somebody's trying
to set me up.Copy !req
935. But what I don't get is
why would anyone
want to frame me?Copy !req
936. What bothers me is
the receipt for the gun
in Las Vegas.Copy !req
937. I didn't buy
a gun in Las Vegas.Copy !req
938. I told you that before.
I don't care
what the receipt says.Copy !req
939. But you were there
at the time.Copy !req
940. I checked it out.Copy !req
941. All right,
so I was there.Copy !req
942. There were a lot
of other people there, too.Copy !req
943. We play the lounges
in Vegas a lot.Copy !req
944. But I didn't buy a gun.Copy !req
945. You ever get seasick?Copy !req
946. No.Copy !req
947. These things
saved my life.Copy !req
948. Dramamine.Copy !req
949. Mr. Harrington...Copy !req
950. when you broke up
with Miss Wells...Copy !req
951. was there
another man involved?Copy !req
952. Yes, I think so.Copy !req
953. Do you know his name?Copy !req
954. No, she never said.Copy !req
955. Hmm.Copy !req
956. I see.Copy !req
957. Well, frankly,
Lieutenant...Copy !req
958. I don't see.Copy !req
959. There's a photograph
in my coat pocket.
Take a look at it.Copy !req
960. It cost me $3
in the ship's photo gallery.Copy !req
961. Do you recognize
that man?Copy !req
962. No. I've never seen him
before in my life.Copy !req
963. He took the cruise
six weeks back.Copy !req
964. Back on January 5th.Copy !req
965. Yeah, we took that cruise
before we went to Vegas...Copy !req
966. but I don't remember
seeing him.Copy !req
967. Miss Wells was aboard?Copy !req
968. Yeah.Copy !req
969. And you don't ever remember
seeing these two together?Copy !req
970. No. As a matter of fact,
I didn't see
much of her at all.Copy !req
971. She had a virus...Copy !req
972. and she'd just finish her song
and then spend all her time
in the cabin.Copy !req
973. She did?Copy !req
974. Keep your spirits up, sir.Copy !req
975. Wait, Lieutenant...Copy !req
976. the man in the photograph...Copy !req
977. do you think
he's the one that did it?Copy !req
978. Yes.Copy !req
979. But don't say anything.Copy !req
980. I haven't gotten him yet.Copy !req
981. Mrs. Danziger?Copy !req
982. Yes?Copy !req
983. Lt. Columbo.Copy !req
984. I'm working
with your husband.
The death of that girl.Copy !req
985. He must've told you? Yes. A dreadful thing.Copy !req
986. I was just up
at your husband's luncheon.
I didn't see you there.Copy !req
987. I'm on a diet.Copy !req
988. You certainly
don't look fat to me.Copy !req
989. And neither does he.
He looks very trim.Copy !req
990. Oh, he's never been sick
a day in his life.Copy !req
991. Yeah, until yesterday.Copy !req
992. Yes, well, the doctor
assured us that it was
nothing serious.Copy !req
993. You see that fellow over there
playing the slot machines?Copy !req
994. Waste of money.Copy !req
995. I've played it 44 times.Copy !req
996. I won once
right at the beginning
and I never won again.Copy !req
997. You can't beat them.
I don't even try.Copy !req
998. You're not a gambler?Copy !req
999. No, I prefer
more quiet activities.Copy !req
1000. That's funny,
I was under
the impression...Copy !req
1001. you and your husband
went off to Las Vegas
quite a bit.Copy !req
1002. Oh, no.Copy !req
1003. Hayden goes often
without me.Copy !req
1004. I wouldn't be
caught dead there.Copy !req
1005. You're a very
broad-minded woman.Copy !req
1006. Letting your husband
run off from home like that.Copy !req
1007. Wrong.Copy !req
1008. You're not broad-minded?Copy !req
1009. No. I wouldn't want to be.Copy !req
1010. Not where it counts.
Not about men.Copy !req
1011. Especially my husband.Copy !req
1012. You're very frank.Copy !req
1013. Very shrewd, too.Copy !req
1014. Aw, go on.
You're not shrewd. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1015. I'm on to you.Copy !req
1016. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
1017. I'm an older woman
with lots of money.Copy !req
1018. Most of my friends
think that Hayden
married me for it.Copy !req
1019. So do you.Copy !req
1020. They're wrong,
and you're wrong, too.Copy !req
1021. We have something together.Copy !req
1022. That's why we married.Copy !req
1023. As long as we have it,
then we'll stay married.Copy !req
1024. It's very satisfying
feeling like a woman.Copy !req
1025. Hayden hasn't
disappointed me yet.Copy !req
1026. If he ever does...Copy !req
1027. God help him.Copy !req
1028. Nice talking to you.Copy !req
1029. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1030. Oh, one other thing.Copy !req
1031. The last time
that your husband
went to Las Vegas...Copy !req
1032. do you remember
when it was?Copy !req
1033. Last week.
Friday and Saturday.Copy !req
1034. Is it important?Copy !req
1035. Just curious. Thank you.Copy !req
1036. Do you have
a moment?Copy !req
1037. Yes, certainly.Copy !req
1038. I'd like to ask you
a sticky question.Copy !req
1039. Yes, what is it?Copy !req
1040. I know doctors
can be sensitive
about this.Copy !req
1041. Would it be possible
for someone
to deliberately fool you...Copy !req
1042. into thinking
they had a heart attack?Copy !req
1043. Mr. Danziger?Copy !req
1044. Just hypothetical.Copy !req
1045. Hypothetically,
anything is possible.Copy !req
1046. A powerful stimulant
could do it.Copy !req
1047. A large dose
of amphetamine...Copy !req
1048. or possibly amyl nitrate.Copy !req
1049. Amyl nitrate.
What is that?Copy !req
1050. It's, uh, crystals
that you break
under the nostril.Copy !req
1051. It rushes the blood
to the heart.Copy !req
1052. They use them
in angina cases.Copy !req
1053. Amyl nitrate...Copy !req
1054. That's very possible.Copy !req
1055. Let me ask you
this, Doctor.Copy !req
1056. These crystals...Copy !req
1057. how fast do they work?
A couple of minutes?
Something like that?Copy !req
1058. Oh, no, just a few seconds,
Lieutenant.Copy !req
1059. I see.Copy !req
1060. And you say they look
something like capsules?Copy !req
1061. Mmm-hmm.
Yes, that's right.Copy !req
1062. Thank you.Copy !req
1063. Excuse me.Copy !req
1064. How are you? Just fine.Copy !req
1065. There we go.Copy !req
1066. Now, you were
in this office?Copy !req
1067. Reading a book.Copy !req
1068. Where were you sitting?Copy !req
1069. At the desk.Copy !req
1070. Were you facing
this way?Copy !req
1071. No, I was facing the wall,
and my back was to the door.Copy !req
1072. So you were
facing the wall.Copy !req
1073. So Mr. Danziger
could have slipped out.Copy !req
1074. Lieutenant?Copy !req
1075. Why do you persist
in continuing
this investigation?Copy !req
1076. When we arrive
at Mazatlán tomorrow...Copy !req
1077. the proper authorities
will have no difficulty
in seeing the obvious.Copy !req
1078. I'm afraid I must insist
that you stop bothering
the Danzigers...Copy !req
1079. or anyone else.Copy !req
1080. Captain, one moment,
if you don't mind.Copy !req
1081. May I have
that chart?Copy !req
1082. You see this, Captain?Copy !req
1083. This is...Copy !req
1084. Mr. Danziger's pulse rate
and blood pressure...Copy !req
1085. every 30 minutes
from the time that he had
his seizure at the pool.Copy !req
1086. I'm quite aware
what it is, Lieutenant.Copy !req
1087. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1088. But would you
notice that...Copy !req
1089. it's high
at the outset...Copy !req
1090. and then it steadies out
all afternoon
and into the evening...Copy !req
1091. until 11:30...Copy !req
1092. and then it jumps
back up again.Copy !req
1093. Now would you notice...Copy !req
1094. the final entry
at 12:10?Copy !req
1095. It's back to normal.Copy !req
1096. Dr. Pierce,
what's this all about?Copy !req
1097. What's what all about?Copy !req
1098. Well, this fluctuation.
This pulse fluctuation.Copy !req
1099. I noticed
the fluctuation.Copy !req
1100. But since
it returned to normal...Copy !req
1101. and remained
steady thereafter...Copy !req
1102. I thought there was
no need for alarm.Copy !req
1103. But what's the cause?
That's the point.Copy !req
1104. I'm afraid
I don't know, sir.Copy !req
1105. I think
it's the result...Copy !req
1106. the high
pulse rate at 11:30...Copy !req
1107. If I may say so, sir.Copy !req
1108. I think it's the result
of Mr. Danziger's running
up the crew stairwell...Copy !req
1109. all the way
from the Capri level
to the hospital level...Copy !req
1110. and getting back into bed
before the nurse arrived.Copy !req
1111. That's plausible.Copy !req
1112. Yes.Copy !req
1113. But what about
the receipt
for the gun...Copy !req
1114. that we found
with Harrington's name
in his cabin?Copy !req
1115. Now, unless I'm very much
mistaken, one needs
identification...Copy !req
1116. to purchase a handgun.Copy !req
1117. That is true, sir.Copy !req
1118. But you don't
need photographs...Copy !req
1119. and you don't
need fingerprints.Copy !req
1120. And for a man who deals
in documents as regularly
as Mr. Danziger does...Copy !req
1121. I don't think
that's a very big problem.Copy !req
1122. Lieutenant, you're
forgetting one thing.Copy !req
1123. When Mr. Danziger
collapsed by the pool...Copy !req
1124. the cardiac symptoms
were undeniable.Copy !req
1125. But these are still wet.Copy !req
1126. I pulled them
out of the pool filter.Copy !req
1127. Doctor.Copy !req
1128. Amyl nitrate?Copy !req
1129. The doctor tells me
that if you pop these
in front of your nose...Copy !req
1130. and take a deep breath...Copy !req
1131. your pulse
and your blood pressure
is gonna go sky-high.Copy !req
1132. Excuse me, Mr. Danziger...Copy !req
1133. can I see you
a moment?Copy !req
1134. How about at the bar?Copy !req
1135. Get two Scotch
and water.Copy !req
1136. Two Scotch and water. Right there.Copy !req
1137. Mr. Danziger...Copy !req
1138. yesterday when you were
in the ward...Copy !req
1139. did you see
that musician, Harrington,
around the hospital?Copy !req
1140. I don't know
what he looks like.Copy !req
1141. He's very distinctive.
You can't miss him.Copy !req
1142. He has a mustache...Copy !req
1143. he has very bushy eyebrows...Copy !req
1144. and he's got
a lot of curly,
kinky brown hair.Copy !req
1145. I didn't see him.Copy !req
1146. That's too bad, sir.
I was hoping we could find...Copy !req
1147. someone who saw him
with the gloves.Copy !req
1148. Gloves?Copy !req
1149. What gloves?
I thought we decided
there were no gloves.Copy !req
1150. No, not really, sir.
We just toyed around
with that idea...Copy !req
1151. and it sounded good
until I checked the hospital.Copy !req
1152. Hospital? That's right, sir.Copy !req
1153. There could be a pair
of surgical gloves missing.Copy !req
1154. Naturally, I assumed
Mr. Harrington took them.Copy !req
1155. Hmm.Copy !req
1156. I see.Copy !req
1157. And you think
he wore gloves
when he killed her.Copy !req
1158. But why surgical gloves?
Why wouldn't just
any old gloves do?Copy !req
1159. There's the funny thing
about that.Copy !req
1160. I asked my wife.
She didn't pack any gloves.Copy !req
1161. Now, I'll bet Mrs. Danziger
didn't pack any either.Copy !req
1162. Neither for herself
nor for you.Copy !req
1163. We're going
on a tropical cruise.
Who packs gloves?Copy !req
1164. Now, if the musician
did it...Copy !req
1165. and if he didn't have time
to throw the gun overboard...Copy !req
1166. then he didn't have time
to throw the gloves overboard.Copy !req
1167. But here's my problem.
I can't find the gloves.Copy !req
1168. I mean, I have searched
every inch of that ship...Copy !req
1169. from the girl's cabin
to the bandstand.Copy !req
1170. No gloves.Copy !req
1171. So I'm right back
where I started.Copy !req
1172. You're a stickler
for details, Lieutenant.Copy !req
1173. Look, I hope I'm not
boring you with all this...Copy !req
1174. but it helps
to talk it out. Not at all. No.Copy !req
1175. You know,
sometimes my thoughts...Copy !req
1176. It gets like
a traffic jam up here.Copy !req
1177. You see, Mr. Harrington
did not leave any prints
on the gun.Copy !req
1178. That's going to make it
very hard for the prosecutor
to prove he did it.Copy !req
1179. If he gets acquitted,
that doesn't mean
the case is closed.Copy !req
1180. I'll keep working on it.Copy !req
1181. I mean, speaking
for myself, sir.Copy !req
1182. I will keep on something
until it's finished.Copy !req
1183. That's a very
admirable quality.Copy !req
1184. That's my nature.Copy !req
1185. I'm sure you're built
the same way.Copy !req
1186. Well...Copy !req
1187. That's why
I gotta find the gloves.Copy !req
1188. I gotta find the gloves
with the powder burns
on the outside.Copy !req
1189. Because when I find them...Copy !req
1190. that's when I can prove
why Mr. Harrington's prints
weren't on the gun.Copy !req
1191. I don't know why
I'm bothering you
with all this.Copy !req
1192. It's my problem. No, sir.Copy !req
1193. No, it's just that
I didn't want you to think...Copy !req
1194. I was poking around,
asking questions
for no reason.Copy !req
1195. I understand.Copy !req
1196. I appreciate that, sir.Copy !req
1197. Thank you very much
for the drink.Copy !req
1198. My pleasure.Copy !req
1199. I have to get back
to my wife.Copy !req
1200. What's the matter, darling?Copy !req
1201. You're looking
at your watch.Copy !req
1202. Nothing, just
checking the time.Copy !req
1203. This is the captain speaking.Copy !req
1204. The fire alarm
will ring in a moment.Copy !req
1205. All members of the crew...Copy !req
1206. are to reach their stations...Copy !req
1207. two minutes
after the alarm is sounded.Copy !req
1208. The passengers
need not interrupt
what they are doing.Copy !req
1209. It is merely a drill
for the crew only.Copy !req
1210. Thank you.Copy !req
1211. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1212. Fetch the captain.Copy !req
1213. You wanted
to see me, Lieutenant?Copy !req
1214. Mr. Danziger.Copy !req
1215. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1216. Very happy to see you.Copy !req
1217. Look at this, sir.Copy !req
1218. Look what
the captain found.Copy !req
1219. He found the gloves.Copy !req
1220. Well, I'm delighted
for you.Copy !req
1221. Now, if you can find
powder marks on them...Copy !req
1222. you've got your final proof,
haven't you?Copy !req
1223. Yes, sir,
I certainly will.Copy !req
1224. And that will prove
that the whole thing
was planned.Copy !req
1225. Case of premeditated murder.Copy !req
1226. I thought you needed
paraffin to pick up
powder marks.Copy !req
1227. Yes, sir, you do.Copy !req
1228. But I'm sure...Copy !req
1229. that on the outside
of that right glove
those are powder marks.Copy !req
1230. Don't get me wrong, sir.Copy !req
1231. It's not that
that's not important.Copy !req
1232. It's just that I'm
after something else.Copy !req
1233. I'll explain it to you
in a moment.Copy !req
1234. What I'm after
is not on the outside
of the glove.Copy !req
1235. It's on the inside
of the glove.Copy !req
1236. You see, if the killer
had wore leather gloves...Copy !req
1237. all we could hope for
is powder marks.Copy !req
1238. But surgical gloves,
they're different.Copy !req
1239. The texture is different.Copy !req
1240. But the texture retains...Copy !req
1241. both fingerprints
and palm prints.Copy !req
1242. Big as life, sir.Copy !req
1243. Big as life.Copy !req
1244. Now, whosever
print that is...Copy !req
1245. that person shot
and killed Rosanna Wells.Copy !req
1246. But that print...Copy !req
1247. is not
Mr. Harrington's print.Copy !req
1248. No, sir.Copy !req
1249. I have a set
of Mr. Harrington's prints.Copy !req
1250. I took the liberty
of getting them
this morning.Copy !req
1251. No, they don't match.Copy !req
1252. Mr. Danziger...Copy !req
1253. would you place
the index finger
of your right hand...Copy !req
1254. in that graphite...Copy !req
1255. and I think, maybe, we can
wrap this whole thing up
very quickly?Copy !req
1256. It is my print.Copy !req
1257. Lieutenant,
suppose I told you...Copy !req
1258. that I deliberately
placed those gloves
in the fire hose.Copy !req
1259. You, sir?Copy !req
1260. Why in the world
would you do
a thing like that?Copy !req
1261. Yes, sir, why would you
do a thing like that?Copy !req
1262. But there were
powder marks
on those gloves.Copy !req
1263. Doesn't that mean
that they were used
when a gun was fired?Copy !req
1264. Yes, sir, it does.Copy !req
1265. That would mean
that you would have had
to have found a gun...Copy !req
1266. gone someplace
where a shot
couldn't be heard...Copy !req
1267. fired the gun...Copy !req
1268. taken the gloves
and hid them
under a fire hose.Copy !req
1269. For what reason?Copy !req
1270. How did you find out?Copy !req
1271. Now, this feather, sir...Copy !req
1272. I found it in the corridor
of the hospital.Copy !req
1273. That could've come
from any pillow
in a hospital room.Copy !req
1274. No, sir,
they don't use feathers
in pillows in hospitals.Copy !req
1275. They cause allergies.Copy !req
1276. All the pillows
in the hospital were made
of foam rubber.Copy !req
1277. I'll tell you
about this feather.Copy !req
1278. When you fired the gun
through the pillow...Copy !req
1279. this feather stuck
to some portion
of your body...Copy !req
1280. and it dropped off
when you walked
back to the hospital.Copy !req
1281. The police launch is
coming alongside, sir.Copy !req
1282. Escort Mr. Danziger
to the lower deck.Copy !req
1283. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1284. Hand him over
to the officer in charge.Copy !req
1285. Very good, sir.Copy !req
1286. Excuse me, Purser.
Have you seen my wife?Copy !req
1287. As a matter of fact,
she's looking for you.Copy !req
1288. She's looking for me?Copy !req
1289. How do you like that?Copy !req
1290. I'm running
all over the ship,
I'm looking for her.Copy !req
1291. Um, Lieutenant...Copy !req
1292. uh, isn't that your wife
getting into the launch?Copy !req
1293. Do I still have time
to catch that ship?Copy !req
1294. Yes, you can.
And, Lieutenant...Copy !req
1295. that's a boat.Copy !req
1296. Oh, that's...Copy !req
1297. And...Copy !req
1298. To hell with it.Copy !req