1. You can pour Mr. Chadwick's
coffee now, Charles.
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2. Yes, ma'am.
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3. Good morning. Good
morning, Charles.
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4. Ah, thank you.
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5. Good morning, Beth.
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6. Beth. You are sulking.
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7. What?
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8. You are sulking!
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9. I'm not sulking.
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10. Of course you are sulking.
And it isn't necessary.
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11. We have had our usual argument
and now the matter is settled.
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12. Is it?
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13. Beth, now listen to me.
He isn't for you, believe me.
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14. But if you insist upon seeing
him I have a right to...
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15. well, to express my feelings.
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16. You have no right to
control my life.
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17. Your life, in this case, is tied in
with an employee of the company.
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18. What difference does that make?
He's an honest, hardworking...
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19. Yes, he is. And he's ambitious,
he's intelligent...
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20. he's a good attorney, and he has a
flair for the advertising business.
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21. And he's also smart enough to
know a golden opportunity...
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22. when he sees it.
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23. You're not Father.
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24. No, I'm not your Father.
I'm your brother.
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25. And if your choice of men friends
were more mature, believe me...
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26. I would stay out of your life.
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27. You don't know how to
stay out of my life.
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28. I won't let you be used, Beth.
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29. Therefore I've taken
the appropriate steps.
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30. Charles, car ready?
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31. What do you mean you've
"taken the appropriate steps?"
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32. Bryce, what have you done?
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33. I've written a letter
to Peter Hamilton.
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34. He'll receive it when he gets
back from Atlanta today.
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35. What?
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36. I told him that if he continues to
see you, contrary to my wishes...
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37. his employment with Ellison
Chadwick will be terminated.
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38. I don't believe it. You mean
you threatened him with...
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39. I won't be home for dinner.
Don't wait for me, Beth.
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40. He won't care if you fire him.
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41. No?
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42. Well then let me ask you a
question, Beth.
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43. If your name weren't Chadwick,
and you didn't have all of this...
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44. do you think that... I mean...
do you really think that...
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45. Peter Hamilton would
give you a second look?
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46. Now...
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47. I'm... I'm sorry if I sound cruel,
I don't mean to be.
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48. But the sooner you face the facts,
the better.
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49. And the cheaper it will be
for all of us.
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50. What about the price I've paid?
First to father then to you.
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51. Anything I wanted to do own my own,
you or he prevented!
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52. Beth. This is hardly the time.
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53. No, it never is.
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54. Charles?
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55. Yes, Miss Chadwick?
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56. Tomorrow's your day off, isn't it?
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57. Yes, ma'am.
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58. Will you be leaving tonight
with the rest of the staff?
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59. Well I'd planned to, Miss Chadwick.
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60. But, if you'd like me to stay...
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61. No, no. That won't be necessary.
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62. As you wish. May I
bring you more coffee?
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63. Thank you Charles, no.
That'll be all.
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64. Hello?
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65. Yes, operator. Speaking.
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66. Darling! How are you?
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67. I'm going in to wheel and deal
in a minute...
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68. and I thought I'd call you first
and say good morning.
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69. Oh. You always surprise me.
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70. Well, that's better than
being predictable, right?
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71. How's Atlanta?
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72. Oh, just fine, all of it.
Hey, I miss you.
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73. I miss you too.
When will you be back?
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74. Well, later tonight. I thought I'd
come right over from the airport.
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75. Darling? Hello?
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76. Darling, let's make it tomorrow.
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77. I mean it'll be late,
you'll probably be tired.
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78. Well... uh...
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79. No, really. Tomorrow
will be much better.
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80. Mr. Gaines will see you now.
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81. All right, Beth. Gotta go. I'll call
you first thing in the morning.
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82. You do love me, don't you?
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83. No, I hate you with a passion.
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84. Goodbye, darling.
Have a safe trip.
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85. Beth?
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86. Beth? You awake?
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87. Yes. Who is it?
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88. Would you open the front door?
I've lost my key.
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89. I'm in bed already.
Come in this way.
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90. Are they unlocked?
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91. Yes.
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92. Oh. Don't forget to
turn off the alarm.
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93. All right.
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94. It's off.
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95. Beth, why didn't you
turn off the alarm?
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96. I don't understand...
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97. We found a key ring in
the bushes, Miss Chadwick.
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98. Does it belong to your brother?
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99. Yes... those are...
those were his keys.
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100. The front light's burned out.
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101. He must've dropped his keys and
couldn't find them in the dark.
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102. Probably walked around to
your French doors and knocked.
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103. I was asleep. I had taken sleeping
pills and I... I didn't hear him.
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104. We figure he broke the glass
and opened the door.
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105. I heard the glass and then
the alarm go off.
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106. I just woke up and
reached for the gun.
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107. I thought it was a burglar.
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108. Obviously a mistake, Miss Chadwick.
A terrible mistake.
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109. I thought it was a burglar.
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110. A terrible mistake... mistake...
mistake... mistake...
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111. That does it.
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112. Beth.
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113. Bryce!
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114. Y'now, the most ridiculous
thing happened.
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115. I've lost my key to the front door.
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116. How did you get in?
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117. With this.
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118. A spare?
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119. Yes, I leave it in the flowerpot
by the front door.
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120. Why didn't you answer?
I was ringing...
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121. Beth! Beth! What is it?
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122. I shot Bryce.
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123. You what?
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124. He came in my room
as the alarm went off.
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125. Go and see.
I want to know if he's...
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126. All right. All right.
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127. Now you stay here. Stay right here.
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128. Beth, he's dead.
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129. 6 Mary 102, 2 Mary 7 clear.
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130. 12 Mary 155, restaurant information
frequency 15 clear.
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131. 6 Mary 2 continuing, a male
45 years, 5'11, 190 pounds.
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132. Mary 75 Roger. Now 17 clear.
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133. You guys all finished?
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134. Okay, that's it.
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135. You catching up on
your reading, Lieutenant?
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136. No, no, not really.
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137. Well, I was half asleep because
I'd taken a sleeping pill.
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138. And the burglar alarm was on?
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139. Well, yes. There is a switch
beside my bed.
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140. How does it work outside?
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141. At the front door? Well, if you
have a key and use it, then it...
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142. automatically turns the alarm off.
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143. Ah.
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144. Do you have any idea why your
brother went through your...
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145. French doors, knowing he'd
probably set the alarm off?
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146. I guess he lost his keys and he came
round the side of the house...
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147. and tried to get in my window.
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148. What time did you go to bed
tonight, Miss Chadwick?
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149. About nine thirty.
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150. I didn't feel very well yesterday,
so I didn't go out.
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151. Excuse me.
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152. Did I hear you say you
stayed home today?
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153. Yes, that's what I said.
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154. You didn't go out at all?
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155. No. No, that's what I said.
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156. Thank you.
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157. When you got there he
was already dead?
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158. Yes, that's correct.
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159. Did Miss Chadwick telephone you
after she shot her brother?
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160. No. I was on my way over. I stopped
at the gate when I heard the shots.
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161. How many?
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162. Three.
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163. The alarm was going?
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164. That's right.
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165. Why did you drop by, Mr. Hamilton?
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166. I came to see Bryce. I work for him.
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167. Can you account for your
whereabouts this evening?
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168. I came in from Atlanta, I landed at
ten o'clock...
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169. I took a cab from there, got into
my apartment about ten forty-five.
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170. You can check with the doorman.
He can vouch for that.
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171. Why did you turn around and come
over here after just getting home?
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172. It's a little involved.
Miss Chadwick and I...
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173. have been seeing each other.
And Bryce objected.
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174. So you came over here to kind of
have it out with him?
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175. I suppose you could put it that way.
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176. Is this your newspaper?
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177. No.
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178. We found these outside in the bushes.
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179. Thanks. Excuse me.
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180. Miss Chadwick, these
your brother's keys?
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181. Yes. Where did you find them?
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182. In the bushes, ma'am.
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183. With that front light burned out
it's really tough to see.
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184. Gentlemen, you have our statements.
If you don't mind, I think that...
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185. No, I'd like to go through this just
once more, to make sure...
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186. I got things straight.
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187. Gentlemen, please.
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188. No, Peter. That's all right.
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189. Go on.
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190. Now, Miss Chadwick, you said you
went to bed at nine thirty, right?
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191. And you took a sleeping pill
before you retired.
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192. That's right.
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193. Well, would you mind telling me
what happened after that?
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194. Well, it was after eleven...
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195. and I heard the glass break and
the alarm go off, and I woke up.
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196. You thought it was a burglar?
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197. Yes. Yes, I thought
it was a burglar.
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198. You see, it was pitch dark, and I
was half asleep because I'd taken...
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199. the sleeping pill, and I heard the
glass break and the alarm go off.
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200. And so I reached for the gun.
It was in the drawer beside my bed.
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201. And then I just started shooting.
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202. I didn't know what I was doing.
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203. Gentlemen, I will be available for
questioning tomorrow.
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204. Right now I'd like to see that
Miss Chadwick gets some rest.
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205. All right fellas, wrap it up.
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206. Thank you very much. Goodnight.
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207. C'mon.
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208. Excuse me.
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209. Were you and your brother the
only ones that were living here?
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210. Yes. Well, except for Charles
and the maid.
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211. My mother moved to Palm Desert
after my father died.
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212. Who is Charles?
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213. The butler.
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214. I suppose he's off tonight?
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215. Yes.
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216. Great big place, isn't it?
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217. Well, goodnight.
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218. Easy, boy. Easy, fella. Easy!
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219. Easy! Easy now! That's right.
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220. No, no, no. Not Enrico, darling!
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221. Be nice, darling. Be nice!
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222. You there! Pay the cab
and bring my luggage.
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223. Come on, dear.
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224. Did she have any luggage?
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225. Luggage?
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226. Right here.
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227. There's ten-fifty on that meter.
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228. Gee, I've only got eleven dollars.
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229. Well, go ahead. Keep it all.
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230. You're a sport.
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231. All right, easy, boy.
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232. Now Enrico, come here,
come here, come here!
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233. Now you stop that, do you hear?
I want you to behave yourself.
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234. That's a tough little
monkey you got there.
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235. Enrico is not a monkey.
He's a pedigreed silky.
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236. Oh, I can see that, ma'am.
It's just a figure of speech.
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237. Now you stay there.
Where is my daughter?
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238. I don't know, ma'am.
She's probably asleep.
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239. Well, where's Charles?
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240. It's his day off.
Are you Mrs. Chadwick?
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241. Yes. And you?
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242. My name is Columbo, ma'am.
I'm a Lieutenant from the police.
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243. Just a minute. Not so quickly.
I'd like to look that over.
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244. Well, I must say, you
hardly look the role.
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245. Well, you know how it is.
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246. You... you brought my bags in?
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247. Yes, ma'am. The cab fare was
ten dollars and fifty cents...
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248. and was a fifty cent tip,
so that's eleven dollars.
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249. I'll see that you're
reimbursed, Lieutenant.
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250. Now, tell me. What happened?
Where is she?
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251. Here I am, Mother.
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252. Do you feel better now?
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253. No.
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254. It was an accident.
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255. I don't care what it was.
You killed my son.
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256. Mother.
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257. Oh, you were always so
impossible, always.
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258. Blundering, making mistakes,
causing trouble wherever you were.
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259. He looked after her all of her life.
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260. He protected you and now
you've destroyed him.
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261. Mother, you don't understand.
It wasn't my fault!
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262. I don't want to hear about it.
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263. I'm sorry Lieutenant. This must
be very embarrassing for you.
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264. No, not really, no.
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265. You see, I come from a very big
family, and at dinner time...
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266. it was like, well you know,
Madison Square Garden, and...
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267. we used to patch it up with coffee.
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268. Is that a hint?
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269. Well, I smelled it when I came in.
I sure could use some.
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270. Mother?
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271. I should think it would be obvious
I am in no mood for coffee.
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272. Ma'am, would you like me to
take your bags upstairs?
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273. No. No, thank you.
Beth can attend to them.
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274. He was a special man, Lieutenant.
Very special.
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275. He kept us all together.
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276. I thought you lived in Palm Desert?
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277. I mean spiritually.
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278. When my husband died I...
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279. I couldn't stay in
this house any longer.
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280. Well, that's certainly
understandable.
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281. Was that when your son
took over the business, ma'am?
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282. Yes. And turned it into one of the
largest advertising agencies...
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283. on the West Coast.
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284. Really? Marvelous.
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285. He took over from my husband
in many ways...
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286. including dealing with Beth
and her problems.
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287. Oh?
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288. Her choice of men, when she had a
choice...
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289. has never been particularly mature.
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290. Oh yeah. Like that Peter Hamilton?
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291. Exactly. He's an
obvious fortune hunter.
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292. Of course, she would have no way of
seeing through him, would she?
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293. I'm afraid not. She's something
of a child, Lieutenant.
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294. Her decisions are always vague
and emotional.
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295. Bryce was far more perceptive.
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296. He never married, did he?
Why was that?
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297. What are you implying?
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298. Oh, no offense, ma'am. No, he just
seems like a very distinctive man...
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299. and a unique man and I
was curious about him.
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300. Well, he was. But he had far too
many responsibilities for marriage.
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301. And I suppose he never met the right
woman.
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302. Then there was the business.
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303. I don't know what's going to happen
to the company now.
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304. I certainly can't run it.
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305. And I don't want to bring anyone
in from outside.
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306. You won't have to.
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307. And what does that mean?
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308. It means that I'm an
officer of the company.
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309. In name only.
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310. That's because Bryce would
never let me participate.
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311. Of course he wouldn't.
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312. You aren't even capable of
running your own life.
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313. I've never been allowed to
run my own life.
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314. Lieutenant? Won't you sit down?
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315. Thank you.
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316. But things are different now, aren't
they?
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317. There's a change in the status quo.
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318. If you're seriously considering...
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319. We're not alone, Mother. I suggest
we discuss this later.
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320. All right Lieutenant. I've kept you
waiting long enough.
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321. What can I do for you?
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322. Oh, no, no. That's all right. No,
I only have one problem and that is...
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323. Cream and sugar?
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324. I... No, I take it black. Thank you.
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325. I couldn't sleep last night.
There were a couple of points that...
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326. were bothering me so I thought I'd
come over here and clear 'em up.
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327. What kind of points?
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328. That newspaper.
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329. Newspaper?
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330. Uh, yes. The one that I noticed
on the table in the foyer.
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331. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but
didn't I hear you say that you...
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332. were home all day yesterday?
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333. That's right.
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334. See that's what puzzles me. How
did that newspaper get there?
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335. Haven't you ever heard of
home delivery?
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336. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I have a newspaper
delivered to my house every morning.
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337. There's your answer.
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338. No. No, that won't answer it. No.
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339. No, the newspaper on the foyer
table, that was a late edition.
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340. I mean, I even saw racetrack
results in it.
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341. I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
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342. Well, if you were home all day
who brought home the newspaper?
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343. Well, Bryce must have brought
it home.
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344. Yes, but Bryce came in through your
room, he didn't come in through...
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345. the front door. I mean, he was
shot on that side of the house.
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346. How did that newspaper get to
the other end of the house?
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347. Lieutenant, you seem to be
cross-examining my daughter.
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348. That's all right, Mother.
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349. Bryce must have brought it in,
and in my confusion, I picked it up...
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350. put it on the foyer table
when I went to answer the door.
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351. Yes, that would be an answer,
except for one thing.
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352. You left your brother's attache case
out there.
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353. Why wouldn't you bring them both
in at the same time?
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354. I didn't see it.
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355. You didn't see it. Gee. They
couldn't have been too far apart.
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356. People are inconsistent when they
are in a state of shock, Lieutenant.
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357. It's foolish of you to expect
rational behaviour...
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358. at a time like that.
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359. Well I'm sure you're probably right
about this. Y'now, I only get...
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360. into it because I try to figure it
out in my mind, you understand that.
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361. Well look, I'm sure both of you have
a great deal to talk about.
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362. So I'm going to run along.
Thank you for the coffee, ma'am.
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363. Bye bye.
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364. Goodbye.
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365. Uh, listen, about that
eleven dollars, ma'am, uh...
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366. If you leave me your card,
I'll send you a check.
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367. I'm all out of cards.
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368. Here.
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369. Thank you very much.
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370. Thank you, Lieutenant.
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371. Easy now, easy.
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372. The jury's coming in now.
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373. Have you, ladies and gentlemen,
concluded your deliberations?
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374. Yes sir, we have.
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375. Clerk?
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376. Thank you.
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377. What do you think?
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378. What?
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379. She's home free. You watch.
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380. Jupiter and Venus are in
good aspect with Pluto.
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381. I have before me the verdict of the
coroner's jury...
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382. in the matter of Bryce Chadwick,
deceased.
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383. The jury finds that Bryce Chadwick,
aged 46 came to his death...
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384. July 21 st at his residence, 2307
Lorraine Drive, death being caused
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385. by three.38 caliber bullet
wounds in the upper chest.
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386. The jury also finds, from the
evidence submitted...
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387. that the death of Bryce Chadwick
was an accident.
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388. Thank you very much.
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389. Good luck to you.
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390. See?
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391. Thank you jury members.
This inquest is now closed.
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392. Nice to be believed, isn't it, huh?
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393. Yes. I want to take
the whole jury out for dinner.
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394. That is what is known as
bribery after the fact.
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395. Oh, is it?
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396. Anyway, it's all over.
Back to normal, huh?
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397. Oh no. That's exactly
what I don't want.
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398. What do you mean?
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399. Well, I think it's time we
made a few changes...
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400. that I broke a few patterns.
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401. As long as you don't break ours.
How about some lunch to celebrate?
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402. Can I take a raincheck? I have
a few appointments.
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403. You don't mind, do you, darling?
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404. No, no. That's all right.
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405. Oh, when you get back to the office...
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406. would you set up a meeting with the
heads of the departments?
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407. What's the agenda?
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408. Reorganization.
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409. Uh, tomorrow at two.
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410. Mother?
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411. Morning, Mr. Hamilton.
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412. Oh, Lieutenant.
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413. You remember me?
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414. Yes, I've got a very good memory.
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415. I tell you, I envy you that. I got
to the point where I can't...
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416. remember my telephone number.
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417. What can I do for you, Lieutenant?
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418. Well, I couldn't help overhearing
that she turned you down for lunch.
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419. You want to grab a bite with me?
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420. You want to ask me some
questions, is that it?
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421. Well, uh... listen. It's my treat.
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422. All right.
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423. Window down, please.
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424. Oh. Right.
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425. That's it.
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426. I held the whipped cream on the
Mighty Malt, that's what you wanted?
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427. Uh, right.
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428. Okay, and they were out of onion
rings. You want a substitution?
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429. No, that's all right.
No, that's fine.
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430. All right. Don't forget to let me
know before you leave, I need to...
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431. take the tray. People are always
driving off with our trays.
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432. Right. I'll remember.
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433. Thank you.
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434. You're welcome. Right.
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435. Tell me something.
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436. You and Mrs. Chadwick, are you
going to be married?
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437. You don't believe in
preliminaries, do you?
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438. Well y'now sometimes, you just...
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439. Yes, were going to be married but
we haven't set the date yet.
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440. Mainly because of Bryce.
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441. Oh, I see. Y'now what I
was wondering was...
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442. the night of the shooting, why
did you drive over there so late?
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443. Let's say the propulsion was anger.
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444. Huh? What do you mean?
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445. Oh, I got back from a business trip
and there was a letter waiting...
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446. for me from Bryce, said to
lay off Beth, or else.
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447. Or else? Or else what?
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448. Oh well, it's professional
discrimination, things like that.
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449. So I got hot and I went over
to have it out with him.
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450. Boy, you got there just in time
for the commotion.
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451. It's quite a coincidence, isn't it?
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452. That's a leading question,
Lieutenant.
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453. Do you think that the two of us
did Bryce in together?
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454. What do you mean? Murder? No,
I mean you were at the inquest.
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455. They said it was a accident.
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456. Well, I'm not talking about
the inquest, I'm talking about you.
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457. What do you think?
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458. Do I think it was a conspiracy? No,
oh, no. No chance of that. No sir.
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459. It's rather odd that you're still
asking the same questions though.
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460. Oh well, y'now, that's... well, that's
just me. I mean, nothing official.
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461. It's just that I have this bug
about tying up loose ends.
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462. Listen, I want to thank you.
You've been very helpful to me.
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463. Suppose you ask the question
that you haven't asked.
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464. Whether or not I'm a fortune hunter.
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465. Well, I never intended...
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466. I'm not. I love Beth, with her
money, or without her money.
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467. As a matter of fact I was quite
prepared to quit the company.
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468. Of course that won't be
necessary now.
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469. No, it won't. But I won't be a
hypocrite, Lieutenant.
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470. I'm sorry about poor Bryce being
killed, but...
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471. it has gotten Beth out
from under his thumb.
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472. Oh, yeah. Yeah, way out, huh?
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473. What's that supposed to mean?
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474. Way out? Well, y'now in the
courtroom I overheard her say that...
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475. she was breaking patterns. Now,
this is a terrible thing to admit,
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476. but I think that, in a way, her
brother's death is...
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477. the best thing that ever happened
to her.
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478. Hey, mister! You forgot the tray!
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479. Sorry.
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480. It's all right.
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481. May I assist you, sir?
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482. Oh. You scared me. No, I was
looking for Miss...
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483. You're Charles, aren't you?
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484. Are we acquainted?
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485. Oh, I saw you at the inquest.
No, I'm Lieutenant Columbo.
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486. I'm looking for Miss. Chadwick.
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487. You're a police officer, sir.
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488. Yes, I am. Yeah. Uh, is she in?
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489. I'm afraid not, sir.
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490. Oh, she isn't. I see. Well, do you...
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491. Do you know where I can
get in touch with her?
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492. Yes, she's at the beauty parlor.
Eugene's.
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493. Uh huh.
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494. Will that be all, sir?
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495. Yes, Charles. Yeah, I think so.
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496. Hey, this smells new.
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497. It is, sir.
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498. Oh. Why didn't she take it with her?
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499. It was just delivered.
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500. Oh, it was just delivered! I see.
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501. Well, I want to tell you, it's a
beauty.
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502. That's a wonderful piece of
machinery.
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503. Will that be all, sir?
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504. Yeah, Charles. That'll be all.
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505. I don't want you to worry about me,
Charles. I'm going to go around...
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506. the side of the house here and
I'm going to conduct an experiment.
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507. Is it something I can
help you with, sir?
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508. No, Charles, it's a kind of do it
yourself thing.
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509. Thank you very much.
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510. May I help you, sir?
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511. Uh, well, I'm not a customer.
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512. No, I assumed that. You're
looking for someone?
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513. Yes, I was looking for a
Beth Chadwick. Miss Chadwick?
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514. My name is Lieutenant Columbo.
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515. The police?
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516. Well, look now, it's not serious.
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517. I just want to talk to her
for a moment.
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518. Well right through that door,
Lieutenant. Cubicle four.
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519. Thank you.
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520. Ah, Lieutenant.
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521. Your cigar?
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522. What about it?
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523. Uh, well, the fragrance is not uh...
compatible.
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524. Oh. See that's a shame. I just
lit it.
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525. Oh.
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526. What brings you here, Lieutenant?
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527. Well, I stopped by the house.
I talked to Charles.
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528. He told me where you'd be so I
thought I'd come by.
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529. There's just one point that I
wanted to clear up.
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530. Do you mind?
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531. Does it matter? I'm a
captive audience.
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532. We can go, Miss.
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533. No, no, no, that's all right. Go
ahead and finish.
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534. I saw your new car, by the way.
Oh, that's some automobile.
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535. Thank you.
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536. Really beautiful. Beautiful.
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537. I suppose you have to order those
things weeks in advance, don't you?
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538. Yes, that's right.
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539. Yeah, that's right. Boy. Real
change of pace for you, isn't it?
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540. Well, I felt like something racy, as
they say in advertising. A new image.
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541. Yeah. Well y'now, I can understand
that... I'm sorry...
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542. because it's a natural thing I
think, after a death in the family...
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543. to want to break loose.
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544. That's one way of putting it.
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545. Gee, that's funny though.
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546. What?
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547. If you had to order the car some
time ago...
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548. that would mean you knew in advance
you were going to change your style.
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549. Finished, Miss Chadwick.
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550. May I see?
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551. Yes.
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552. Oh.
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553. - Looks fabulous.
- Just amazing.
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554. Miss Chadwick, you look sensational.
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555. You really think so?
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556. I'd say you were a new woman.
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557. Oh, thank you, Lieutenant.
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558. Goodbye Jean, thank you.
See you next week. Bye Felicia.
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559. Excuse me. Sorry.
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560. Why Miss Chadwick, you look lovely.
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561. Thank you. You're very kind.
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562. The bill, and could I have an
appointment next week.
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563. Certainly.
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564. Well, Lieutenant, you haven't asked
me your question.
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565. I'll tell you what. Are you
headed home?
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566. Yes.
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567. Do you mind if I meet you there?
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568. Because it kind of has to do with
your house.
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569. Is this really necessary?
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570. Well, in a way, it is, yes.
I promise it won't take long.
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571. All right. I'll meet you there.
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572. Lieutenant? Your cigar.
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573. Oh, Good afternoon, ma'am.
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574. Good afternoon.
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575. Oh, Charles, our Lieutenant
requires a stepladder.
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576. Would you be good enough to get
one for him?
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577. Yes, ma'am. Another
experiment, sir?
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578. Uh, well, I guess you could call it
that, yeah.
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579. Experiment, Lieutenant?
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580. Uh huh. Like I said, I was out here
earlier.
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581. Hey, why don't I show it to you?
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582. Now, you figured that your brother
had to walk around...
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583. the side of the house like this.
Is that right?
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584. I figure it. And so did the
coroner's jury.
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585. Right. Now you see you had to walk
on grass.
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586. Is there some point to this?
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587. Yes, ma'am, there is.
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588. You see, now this grass is kind of
dry because the sun's been out.
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589. Uh, well, today's Thursday.
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590. And the gardener cuts the grass on
Thursday. Excuse me a minute.
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591. You see? Grass.
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592. Yes. Well, that's only natural.
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593. It certainly is. But you know there
was no grass on your brother's shoe?
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594. I'm afraid I don't quite understand.
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595. Your brother was shot a week ago.
On Thursday. And I looked at the
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596. photographs of the body, I even had
them blown up...
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597. and for the life of me, I just
couldn't see any grass...
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598. on the soles of his shoe. And I
couldn't figure that out. Why?
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599. It was freshly cut...
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600. and it was sticky because it was
at night and there was dew.
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601. Y'now that's very good. He must've
had particles of grass on his shoes.
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602. But they were probably brushed off
on the carpet.
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603. And unfortunately the room's been
cleaned.
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604. Yeah, I know.
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605. Well, unless there's something else?
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606. Just one more thing.
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607. I guess Charles has the stepladder
by now, huh?
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608. I would think.
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609. Yeah.
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610. The other morning when I was over
here, I noticed these potted plants.
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611. How observant.
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612. And they're very pretty, you know.
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613. But I got to thinking, I says to
myself, y'now sometimes people they...
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614. keep a spare key outside, just in
case they forget their own key.
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615. Uh, do you... do you see this?
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616. What?
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617. This imprint here.
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618. Yes. What about it?
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619. Well that's like a fossil or
something.
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620. You see, a spare key must've been
hidden in there for a long time.
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621. You see, that's been rained on and
everything.
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622. There was a spare key.
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623. Oh?
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624. I put it there myself when the alarm
system was installed.
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625. Bryce didn't know about it.
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626. I also removed it from there myself
recently...
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627. because I had second thoughts.
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628. What do you mean by second thoughts?
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629. Well, if a burglar were in fact on
the premises, he might find the key...
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630. and then what good would the
alarm system be?
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631. Good point.
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632. Yes, hey yeah.
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633. I was right, wasn't I? Because you
found it.
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634. Yeah, I guess I did.
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635. All right, Lieutenant.
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636. I think you've finally overstayed
your welcome.
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637. The official verdict is death by
accidental means...
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638. and that should satisfy you.
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639. Look ma'am, I don't mean any
offense.
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640. I'm just trying to tie up loose
ends.
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641. You see, I'm compulsive that way,
it's just, well...
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642. that's what my wife says
about it, just...
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643. Are you really?
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644. No, I mean all I meant by that was
that, well you see, if there was...
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645. a key there, and if Bryce knew
about it, well, then of course...
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646. he would use the key to let himself
in through the front door.
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647. But I told the truth the night it
happened.
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648. And I told the truth at the inquest.
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649. So whatever your little compulsions
may be...
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650. I'm afraid I must insist you
leave me alone.
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651. Oh, goodbye.
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652. I'll take it all.
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653. Well, is that it?
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654. No, I haven't finished.
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655. You're not bored, are you?
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656. No, no... I'm having a wonderful time.
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657. Is there something young and bright?
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658. Why don't you try this one?
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659. Oh, that's marvelous. I want to
try that on. Excuse us.
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660. Don't forget to get my hat over by
the black bag...
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661. could you bring it with me?
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662. Could you get the zipper? Peter!
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663. Yes?
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664. Everybody set for this afternoon's
meeting?
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665. Uh, yes, but I was wondering, Beth.
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666. Huh?
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667. Uh, don't you think it's a little
premature?
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668. Perhaps another week for things
to ease up.
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669. No. It must be today.
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670. All right. It's up to you.
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671. Well? What do you think?
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672. Interesting.
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673. What does that mean?
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674. It's wild. Uh, a little out of your
style though, isn't it?
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675. No, I don't think it is.
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676. Well, you asked.
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677. It was a courtesy.
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678. I'm perfectly capable of making
my own decisions.
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679. Oh, what is that silver dress over
there on the rail?
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680. This one! This matches it!
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681. Uh, Beth?
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682. Why don't you finish your wardrobe?
I'm going back to the office.
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683. No, no, I want you to wait till I'm
ready to go?
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684. Do you have trousers that go with
the red top?
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685. Beth. I'm not sure what's gotten
into you, but I'm not sure I like it.
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686. I'll see you. If you need me, I'll
be back at the office.
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687. Did you want to try this on?
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688. Yes. This one and that blue dress
over there, please.
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689. Ladies and gentlemen...
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690. will you please take your seats.
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691. Well now, we've all been through a
period of anxiety and indecision...
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692. since my brother's death...
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693. but in a corporate sense we must
maintain our continuity.
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694. As you all well know, this
is a family owned firm.
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695. Therefore, as of today, I am
assuming the presidency.
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696. As my first order of business...
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697. I would like to announce the
elevation of Mr. Peter Hamilton...
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698. to executive vice-president in
charge of accounts.
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699. As to philosophy, my brother was a
traditionalist.
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700. I want to break new ground.
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701. Would you pass these along, please.
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702. I want to streamline. We're going to
cut down marginal accounts...
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703. and we're going to start promoting
ourselves for a change.
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704. It seems to me we've been selling
everything but our own product.
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705. Beth, forgive me, but that
is our job.
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706. Forgive me, but it's not. Our job
is to grow.
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707. Now when was the last time this
agency took on a new account?
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708. We have all we can handle.
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709. Nonsense!
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710. Now look, Beth, I don't want to be
difficult, but I... I...
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711. Fred, I don't mean to interrupt you...
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712. but this is really not the time for
negative thinking.
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713. Now, if you disagree with my
approach...
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714. you're perfectly free to sever
your relationship with the firm.
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715. No, Beth, I feel I can accommodate
myself to your way of thinking.
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716. Yes, I'm sure you can.
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717. Any questions?
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718. Very well. We'll adjourn.
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719. Oh. One more thing. A happy and
personal note.
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720. I'd like to announce my engagement
to Mr. Hamilton. Thank you.
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721. Are those letters for me to sign?
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722. Yeah, right.
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723. Congratulations.
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724. Thank you.
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725. You must be out of your mind. What
qualifies you to run this company?
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726. I had a very good teacher, my
brother.
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727. I've been studying his reports for
years and asking questions.
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728. Thank you. We'll finish later.
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729. He may not have known it, but he was
grooming me.
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730. Well, don't forget. I am the
majority stockholder.
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731. I will not relinquish control.
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732. Don't be naive, Mother.
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733. Who else can take over and still
keep it in the family?
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734. Besides, I'm prepared to go to
court if necessary.
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735. And you know what that means,
publicity, interviews, scandal.
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736. I can't believe you're talking to
me like this.
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737. Are you prepared to take over the
company?
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738. You're getting old, Mother, or
hadn't you noticed?
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739. Come in.
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740. Am I interrupting something?
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741. What do you want, Lieutenant?
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742. Well, I just thought that...
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743. Why, hello there fella, how
you doin'?
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744. I got a treat for you. I got a
little something for him.
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745. Here you are.
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746. Y'now I've been carrying these
things around with me all week.
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747. Come here, boy. Come on. Take one
of these. Look at that. C'mon.
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748. Oh, easy. Easy.
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749. I think we have a personality
conflict.
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750. Do you need me for anything,
Lieutenant? Come here.
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751. Uh, no ma'am. No, I don't think so.
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752. Then I'll be leaving.
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753. Mother?
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754. We'll go into this later.
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755. As you wish.
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756. I'll leave the two of you alone.
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757. No, that's all right Peter.
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758. The Lieutenant is going to be
very brief.
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759. Well Columbo, what is it now?
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760. We've talked about keys and grass
and newspapers. Oh, thank you.
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761. Well you know how one thing leads to
another. Now when I was... thank you...
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762. When I was over at your house there
the other day...
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763. and I was climbing up and down that
ladder...
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764. I tell you, I had a thought,
something else occurred to me...
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765. that's been keeping me awake
at night.
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766. Oh. What might that be?
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767. Well, I was wondering about that
burned out bulb...
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768. in front of your house.
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769. And I went over there this morning
to take a look at it. And...
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770. You brought it with you!
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771. Oh yeah. I didn't think you'd mind.
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772. No.
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773. This is a hundred watt bulb.
Hundred watt?
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774. Got a life 750-800 hours. Now,
if your house is anything like...
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775. my house then you'll burn the
outside light 8-10 hours a day.
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776. So that means it would last two, two
and a half months. Is that right?
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777. I'll concede to your knowledge.
I don't know.
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778. Thank you very much.
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779. Uh, now this is what I got to
thinking.
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780. I hate to change bulbs outside my
house...
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781. because no matter how tight I get
that up in the lamp...
Copy !req
782. you see, they attract a lot of dirt
and goop and they're full of
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783. dead bugs and I just don't even
like to go up there and touch them.
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784. Would you get to the point?
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785. Uh, why is that bulb dirt and dust
free?
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786. That bulb is clean as a whistle.
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787. Now I think that's kind of
strange, don't you?
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788. Hanging there long enough
to burn out,
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789. but not hanging there long enough
to get dirty.
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790. We're a fastidious family.
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791. If the bulb is clean it's because
servants cleaned it.
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792. They cleaned a burned out bulb?
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793. They work in the daytime. So how
would they know?
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794. All right Lieutenant, I think
that'll be enough.
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795. I beg your pardon?
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796. I want you to listen to this very
carefully.
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797. I don't ever want to see you again.
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798. You'll be refused admittance to my
house and to this office.
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799. I have a great deal of work to do...
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800. and I no longer can indulge
your suspicions.
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801. If you think you have a case against
me, go to the District Attorney.
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802. Is that clear?
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803. Yes. That's very clear.
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804. I'm warning you. No more questions.
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805. I wasn't going to ask a
question, ma'am.
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806. I just wanted to return your bulb.
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807. What can we do about him?
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808. Beth, take it easy. Calm down.
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809. Oh, stop saying calm down.
You're a lawyer, do something!
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810. I mean we can institute some kind of
proceedings against him.
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811. There must be somebody in the city
government who can do something!
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812. Calm down. Take it easy.
Copy !req
813. Well is that your professional
advice?
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814. Beth. What in the world has gotten
into you?
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815. We never argued like this before.
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816. We're not arguing.
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817. Something's wrong. What is it?
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818. All right, there is.
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819. Number one: this business of
arbitrarily promoting me.
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820. To say the least it smacks of high
level nepotism. It's...
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821. And I assume there's a number two.
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822. Yes, there is.
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823. You announced our engagement without
even letting me know.
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824. I thought it would please you!
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825. It did please me.
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826. But don't you think you could've
consulted with me?
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827. I was just as surprised to hear it
as everybody else.
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828. Well, I did it for you.
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829. I mean, we are going to
get married, aren't we?
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830. That's not the point.
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831. I would have liked to have
had a hand in the decision.
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832. Now it's not like you to act
this way.
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833. This is way out of character
for you.
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834. Well, if I've changed...
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835. it's because I thought you'd
like a more exciting woman.
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836. A change, yes, but a complete
metamorphosis?
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837. I'm not sure Beth you're
the same person.
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838. Maybe I'm not.
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839. Maybe Bryce was right.
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840. About what?
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841. About your being the wrong kind
of man for me.
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842. What's that, the third?
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843. I get paid not to count.
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844. Just keep 'em coming, that's all.
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845. Well, I didn't think you people
were supposed to drink on duty.
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846. Oh, Mr. Hamilton.
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847. Drink? Oh no, that's coffee.
No, I don't drink.
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848. No, it's been a very long day.
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849. I can see it's been a long day
for you too.
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850. Oh, it shows huh?
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851. Y'now, it's quite a coincidence...
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852. you and I both meeting in the same
place like this.
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853. Yes, it is, isn't it? Yeah.
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854. What are you reading?
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855. Oh this? This is a transcript of
the inquest.
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856. Listen, congratulations.
I understand you're engaged.
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857. Not necessarily.
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858. Oh really? What happened?
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859. Let's get back to this. See I want
to ask you something.
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860. Lieutenant, why are you hounding
Beth?
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861. Hounding? Who me? Oh no, I'm not
hounding anybody. Oh no. No.
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862. No, what I'm trying to do is get
to the bottom of this thing.
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863. Y'now Lieutenant, I like you.
I really do. But you are devious.
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864. Devious?
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865. Your job was finished with the
coroner's verdict.
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866. But you're still hanging around.
You're still asking questions.
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867. You even managed to bump
into me here.
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868. Now, Lieutenant. You don't really
think that...
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869. Beth killed her brother in cold
blood now, do you?
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870. Well, as a matter of fact, I do.
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871. Mr. Hamilton, you asked me what
I thought. Now I'm going to tell you.
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872. I think she set it up, I think it
was deliberate...
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873. and I think you can help me
prove it.
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874. Now, excuse me. You're sure that
that's coffee you're drinking?
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875. Because you're not making any sense.
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876. I was there. And I know Beth didn't
kill anybody. It was an accident.
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877. Can I tell you about my wife?
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878. Y'now my wife, she's got a proverb
for every situation.
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879. You know with her, a rolling stone
gathers no moss...
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880. you gotta look before you leap...
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881. I'm sure that your wife is a very
nice woman.
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882. But what has that got
to do with the case?
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883. To be honest, she solved it for me.
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884. We were having an argument last
night, she says to me...
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885. "You're putting the cart before the
horse", and I said, "Right."
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886. In this case, the horse is before
the cart. And I had the answer.
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887. And what was that?
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888. In the transcript you weren't very
specific.
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889. I know. I just read every word
of it.
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890. But I think on the night of the
murder you said something.
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891. If you can remember that, and you
tell me you got a terrific memory...
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892. then you'll know, you'll know for
sure whether or not Beth Chadwick...
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893. murdered her brother.
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894. All right. And what do I remember?
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895. Who is it? Who's there?
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896. Who's there?
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897. Hello operator? Get me the police.
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898. Operator?
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899. Oh operator, I'm sorry. Forget it.
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900. Lieutenant Columbo?
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901. Is that you?
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902. Come on, Lieutenant.
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903. Come in and have a drink.
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904. Lieutenant Columbo?
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905. This is the way your brother came in
that night, isn't it?
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906. How did you get in?
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907. Same way your brother did. With a
spare key.
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908. One of my men located your locksmith.
He was very cooperative.
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909. What do you expect to prove by this
bit of nonsense?
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910. Oh, I don't want to prove
anything, ma'am.
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911. I came to arrest you.
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912. Arrest me?
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913. Yes, ma'am.
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914. For the murder of your brother.
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915. Oh.
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916. And I did have a reason for coming
in this way.
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917. I wanted to see the look
on your face.
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918. Well, I'll consider myself
under arrest.
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919. And now I want to see the look on
your face when I call my lawyer.
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920. You know what's ironic?
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921. I knew it wasn't an accident the
first night.
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922. I knew it as soon as I saw that
newspaper.
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923. But I didn't have any proof.
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924. I had to wait for the proof.
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925. I had to wait for your fiance to
give it to me.
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926. From Peter?
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927. Yes, ma'am. Although I don't think
he meant to.
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928. You see, according to your story,
you were asleep at night...
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929. the alarm woke you up, you reached
for a gun...
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930. and you shot what you thought
was a burglar.
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931. Which is exactly what happened.
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932. Couldn't be. Because Mr. Hamilton,
who was driving up outside...
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933. at the time, he heard both the
shots and alarm.
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934. Of course he did. What difference
does that make?
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935. Oh, big difference.
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936. He heard the shots first, then the
alarm.
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937. That's the cart before the horse.
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938. I mean, how could the alarm wake you
if the shots came first?
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939. You see, what really happened was
your brother came walking in here...
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940. just the way I did tonight, you
shot him...
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941. and then you set the alarm a few
seconds later.
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942. Peter is mistaken.
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943. No. He's a very good lawyer and he
prides himself on his memory.
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944. And he won't like it...
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945. but he'll testify against you in
court if he has to.
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946. Along with the other holes in your
story, I think they'll convict you.
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947. No, really, you don't
want to do that.
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948. Policemen outside, what would be
the point?
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949. Besides, you're too classy a woman.
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950. Now would you get dressed, ma'am?
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951. Take all the time you need.
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