1. HISTORICAL DATABASES.
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2. HISTORICAL FILE NUMBER 72368,
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3. THE CREATION OF ADULTS.
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4. Numbuh 1: IN THE BEGINNING,
THERE WERE CHILDREN,
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5. AND FOR A TIME,
IT WAS PRETTY COOL.
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6. THE KIDS PLAYED ON THE BEACHES,
EXPLORED THE WILD FORESTS,
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7. AND RELAXED IN THE FIELDS.
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8. THE WORLD WAS THEIR BIG,
ENDLESS PLAYGROUND.
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9. SIMPLE TREE HOUSES,
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10. OR NAP TIMES.
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11. BEFORE THEY BECAME BORED,
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12. AS CHILDREN DO.
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13. GAVE WAY TO LAZINESS.
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14. IN THEIR OWN IMAGE,
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15. ONLY FATTER, FUNNIER-LOOKING,
AND BIGGER,
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16. ON HIGH SHELVES.
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17. LIKE MR. PLOPPIT.
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18. THEY ADULTS,
LOYAL AND EAGER TO PLEASE,
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19. THE CHILDREN'S BIDDING,
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20. AND JELLY SANDWICHES,
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21. CLEANING UP ALL OF THEIR MESSES,
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22. FOR CHILDREN TO PLAY IN.
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23. OHH! OH! OW! OHH-OH!
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24. NO RESPECT FROM CHILDREN,
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25. THESE STRANGE,
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26. THEIR NOSES.
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27. TO THEMSELVES,
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28. A GRAND TREE HOUSE,
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29. COULD LIVE IN AND PLAY,
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30. "THE SUPER-DOUBLE-MEGA-TRIPLE
TREE HOUSE."
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31. IMPOSSIBLE VISION,
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32. WITH THEIR COOKING, LAWN-MOWING,
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33. TO THEIR CHILDREN'S WHIMS,
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34. LIKE PLAYING HORSEY...
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35. OH, GIDDYUP, BOY!
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36. OF DISSENT TOOK ROOT.
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37. MR. WIGGLESTEIN — A NAME
THAT WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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38. AS "THE REALLY BAD THING
THAT HAPPENED."
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39. AT MR. WIGGLESTEIN'S TRIAL,
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40. A CHILD'S RIGHT TO PLAY HORSEY
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41. AS HE OR SHE WANTED.
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42. BUT MR. WIGGLESTEIN TESTIFIED
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43. AND JUST DIDN'T FEEL
LIKE PLAYING HORSEY.
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44. BY HIS CHILD'S CONSTANT WHINING,
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45. MR. WIGGLESTEIN FINALLY SNAPPED.
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46. IN A BLIND RAGE,
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47. WITH HIS HAND.
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48. THIS NEW,
RATHER STING-Y ACT,
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49. "SPANKING"
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50. BETWEEN KIDS AND ADULTS.
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51. EXILE OF MR. WIGGLESTEIN
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52. EVERY TREE HOUSE ON THE PLANET.
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53. BANISHED FROM CHILDLAND,
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54. THEIR OWN PROMISED LAND,
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55. A PLACE WITHOUT TREE HOUSES,
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56. WOULDN'T ALWAYS COMPLAIN
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57. ON THE BED —
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58. A PLACE THEY COULD CALL HOME.
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59. "CLEVELAND,"
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60. AND IN TIME, IT PROSPERED.
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61. SUBURBAN HOUSES,
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62. WENT TO LECTURE SERIES,
AND ATE LIVERWURST SANDWICHES.
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63. EVENTUALLY, THEIR INDUSTRIES
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64. COULD RESIST.
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65. AND THEY CALLED THEM "TOYS."
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66. BUT THE ADULTS' DEMAND FOR MONEY
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67. AND MOWING LAWNS FOR THE ADULTS.
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68. THE CHILDREN WERE OUTRAGED.
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69. FOR THE ADULTS' CREATIONS
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70. OF THEIR OWN?
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71. BUT KNEW THEY COULD NOT DO SO,
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72. OF SPANKING OVER THEM.
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73. A DESPERATE ACT,
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74. THE DESTRUCTION OF COFFEE,
THE ADULTS' ENERGY SOURCE.
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75. WITHOUT IT, THE CHILDREN
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76. THE CRANKY AND POWERLESS ADULTS.
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77. OF CLEVELAND'S COFFEE SHOPS
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78. LASTED FOR WEEKS,
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79. THE CHILDREN'S DELICATELY
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80. TREE HOUSES,
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81. THE ADULTS' COFFEE SHOPS
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82. FROM WATER BALLOONS.
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83. HELLO, ADULTS!
THE AGE OF CHILDREN IS OVER.
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84. Numbuh 1: OUTRAGED AT THE
CHILDREN'S UNWARRANTED ATTACK,
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85. "THE BIG TIME OUT."
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86. CHARGE!
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87. RUN AWAY LIKE LITTLE GIRLS!
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88. WHOA!
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89. NO! OW, OW!
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90. OH, THE PAIN!
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91. THE STING-INESS!
OH, THE STING-INESS! OH, MY —
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92. Numbuh 1: THUS DID CLEVELAND'S
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93. IN EVERY DIRECTION,
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94. AND ONE BY ONE, THE TREE HOUSES
OF CHILDREN FELL.
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95. CHILDHOOD'S GREATEST MONUMENT,
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96. THE VERY SYMBOL OF THEIR GREED,
CAME UNDER ATTACK,
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97. AND THE CHILDREN RAN AWAY.
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98. VICTORY!
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99. THAN IT HURT ME!
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100. TREE HOUSE,
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101. THE POWERFUL ADULTS — THE MOON.
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102. OVER THE EARTH,
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103. TO LIVE ON THE MOON,
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104. CANDY AND WATCHING CARTOONS.
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105. AND FOR A TIME,
IT WASN'T SO BAD.
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106. THEY ONCE SWAM IN,
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107. THE FORESTS THEY ONCE EXPLORED,
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108. PLAYED WITH ON EARTH.
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109. BEFORE THEM.
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110. FROM THEIR DRIVEWAYS.
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111. WITH PLANS FOR A CIVIL, STABLE
RELATIONSHIP WITH CHILDREN,
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112. IN HARMONY AND EQUALITY.
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113. CALLED "FAMILIES."
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114. FINALLY LIVE TOGETHER AS EQUALS.
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115. OR COULD THEY?
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116. SOON AFTERWARDS,
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117. CALLED "SCHOOLS"
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118. SO THAT WE'D FORGET
THEM.
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119. AND IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH,
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120. TO CONTROL US EVEN MORE.
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121. AND DO YOU HEAR THAT — BZZZ! —
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122. LIGHTS ABOVE YOUR HEADS?
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123. THAT'S THE ADULT MICROWAVE
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124. INTO MILK SHAKES.
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125. ON THURSDAYS IN THE CAFETERIA?
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126. IT'S RAINBOW MONKEY.
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127. THEY'RE MAKING US EAT
RAINBOW MONKEY!
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128. YOUR TEETH,
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129. BECAUSE IF YOUR TEETH ROT OUT,
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130. THEN THEY CAN'T IMPLANT
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131. YOU GO WHEN YOU ESCAPE!
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132. IT'S A LIE!
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE!
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133. MR. UNO, THAT'S ENOUGH.
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134. THE OPPRESSION! RISE UP!
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135. THAT'S ENOUGH!
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136. TO THE GOOD PART.
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137. MR. UNO, THAT REPORT HAS
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138. DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
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139. DOESN'T IT, MR. FRYBINGLE?
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140. WITH THE GIANT-ROBOT WAR.
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141. WELL, I LIKE
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142. IMAGINATIONS.
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143. SO I'M GIVING YOU
A DOUBLE F-MINUS.
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144. AW, HE'S CRAZY,
NUMBUH 1.
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145. WITH THE WATER BALLOONS?
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146. OH, AND THE GIANT TREE HOUSE
WAS SO COOL!
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147. THEY KNOW.
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148. ALL RIGHT, KIDS NEXT DOOR,
JUST ANOTHER REMINDER.
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149. HAMSTERS, UNFORTUNATELY,
DO NOT CLEAN THEMSELVES.
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150. BUT NUMBUH 2 IS — AAH!
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151. LISTEN UP!
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152. AN EXTRA SUPERSECRET MISSION.
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153. OOH, OOH!
PICK ME, NUMBUH 86.
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154. IT'S TO GUARD
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155. CODE MODULE, RIGHT?
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156. NO, THE CODE MODULE
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157. MOON BASE.
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158. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME WITH
YOUR REVERSE PSYCHOLOGIST.
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159. I'VE HEARD THAT
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160. IS WATCHING TV.
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161. WITH INFORMATION LIKE THAT,
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162. OF KI—
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163. IS FOR GIRLS ONLY!
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164. GIRLS?
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165. AN UNACCEPTABLE SECURITY RISK.
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166. SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
GIRLS?
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167. WITH YOU?
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168. SORRY, BUT NUMBUH 5
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169. DOING THAT.
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170. WHAT ABOUT YOU,
NUMBUH 3?
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171. WILL THERE BE POPCORN?
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172. UH, SURE, YEAH.
POPCORN.
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173. BUTTERED POPCORN?
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174. YEAH, SURE.
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175. ARE YOU IN OR NOT?
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176. OKAY.
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177. NOW, LET'S GO OUT
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178. BEFORE IT GETS DARK.
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179. YES, MA'AM.
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180. OH, BOY, OH, BOY! POPCORN.
YAY, YAY, YAY!
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181. NO MATTER WHAT.
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182. SO, BEFORE WE BEGIN
OUR MISSION,
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183. TO YOUR FELLOW OPERATIVES.
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184. NUMBUH 12, NUMBUH 23,
NUMBUH 3,
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185. AND, UH...
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186. DO I KNOW YOU?
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187. I'M, UH, A NEW OPERATIVE,
NUMBUH 4... 30-TEEN 7?
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188. OKAY.
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189. WELCOME ABOARD,
NUMBER 430-TEEN 7.
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190. OUR MISSION IS TO HAVE...
A SLUMBER PARTY.
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191. A CRUDDY SLUMBER PARTY?
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192. I MEAN, UH, HURRAY!
HOW SLUMBERIFIC!
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193. I KNOW IT'S UNUSUAL,
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194. TO THROW A SLUMBER PARTY,
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195. AND I HAD TO INVITE SOMEONE.
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196. WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE
SOME OF YOUR OWN FRIENDS?
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197. OH.
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198. DON'T WORRY, NUMBUH 86.
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199. I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.
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200. HELLO, LADIES!
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201. DON'T JUST STAND THERE,
FANNY PANTS.
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202. LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE.
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203. MOM!
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204. FANNY!
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205. OH, SHE MAY NOT LIKE ME
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206. NOW THAT SHE'S A BIG GIRL,
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207. BUT EVEN IF SHE'S
A BIG FANNY NOW,
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208. SHE'LL ALWAYS BE
"LITTLE FANNY" TO ME.
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209. LIKE CUCKOO BIRDS?
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210. GET HERE AND, UH...
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211. AT SLUMBER PARTIES.
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212. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.
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213. DON'T WORRY.
I'LL SHOW YOU. COME ON.
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214. UH-UH-UH.
YOU GET IN THERE, LITTLE MISSY.
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215. THE SLUMBER PARTY OF THE YEAR.
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216. WELL, GIRLS,
WELCOME TO MY ROOM.
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217. RAINBOW MONKEYS?
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218. YOU
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219. FANATIC.
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220. I JUST CAN'T RESIST THEM.
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221. AND, IF YOU TELL
ANY OF THE BOYS,
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222. I WILL KILL YOU.
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223. AAH!
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224. SLUMBER PARTY, FANNY.
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225. I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT YOU, NUMBUH 12.
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226. WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?
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227. OOH, I WAS HAVING
SO MUCH FUN,
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228. THE KIDS NEXT DOOR MOON BASE.
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229. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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230. OKAY, NUMBUH 3,
TRUTH OR DARE?
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231. TRUTH, SILLY.
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232. OKAY.
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233. DO YOU LIKE NUMBUH 4?
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234. I LIKE NUMBUH 4.
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235. WE'RE IN THE SAME UNIT.
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236. NO.
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237. NUMBUH 4?
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238. YOU MEAN, LIKE,
LIKE-LIKE, LIKE-LIKE?
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239. YES! YES!
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240. UH...
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241. I —
Numbuh 86: AAH!
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242. THAT CAME FROM THE KITCHEN.
COME ON.
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243. I'M SORRY, FANNY,
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244. TO CONTACT MOON BASE COMMAND.
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245. WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
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246. CLEVER DEDUCTION...
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247. WHOA!
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248. FOR A BRATTY GIRL.
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249. WITH ME MUM?
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250. OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER.
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251. SHE THINKS SHE'S WON A SPA DAY
AT CHEZ MASSAGE.
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252. I'D WORRY MORE ABOUT
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU.
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253. CHAD?
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254. ME?
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255. WEARING A BRA.
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256. IT'S — IT'S NOT A BRA.
IT'S BATTLE-READY ARMOR.
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257. IT'S FOR DISGUISES
AND STUFF.
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258. WHATEVER YOU SAY,
CHADERELLA.
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259. YOU SHUT UP!
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260. NO, YOU SHUT UP!
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261. OPERATIVES.
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262. MAYBE.
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263. BUT I'M MORE THAN A MATCH
IF I'VE GOT A HOSTAGE.
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264. RAINBOW MONKEY!
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265. THAT'S RIGHT.
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266. SO JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE,
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267. MIGHT SURVIVE.
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268. JUST DO WHAT HE SAYS.
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269. I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU,
TEEN BOY.
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270. LIKE YOU.
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271. WHEW!
WHEW! WHEW!
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272. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
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273. WHEN THERE'S A RAINBOW MONKEY
AT STAKE,
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274. LIKE A STUPID... BOY?
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275. NUMBUH 4? NUMBUH 4?
NUMBUH 4? NUMBUH4?
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276. OH, UH...
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277. IN ON MY GIRLS-ONLY MISSION!
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278. WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU,
I'LL —
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279. GUYS, IF CHAD WAS SUPPOSED
TO KEEP US HERE,
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280. THAT MEANS SOMETHING'S
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281. MOON BASE.
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282. NUMBUH 86?
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283. SUPERSECRET MISSION.
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284. CHANGE IN PLANS,
NUMBUH 55.
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285. THE CODE MODULE IS SAFE,
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286. SO WE'LL NEED BOTH
OUR AUTHORIZATION CODES.
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287. VOICE AUTHORIZATION CODES,
PLEASE.
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288. AUTHORIZATION "YIPPER."
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289. "RAINBOW MONKEY HUGS."
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290. COME ON!
WE HAVE NO TIME TO LOSE.
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291. HUH?
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292. HEY, WAIT A SECOND.
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293. HOW CAN YOU —
BUT IF YOU'RE —
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294. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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295. NICE BRA, TEENAGER.
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296. THANKS.
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297. SUCH GOOD DISGUISES,
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298. DON'T YOU THINK?
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299. HOLY COW!
IT'S C-C-CREE!
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300. UHHHH!
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301. AAH!
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302. UHH. WHOA-HOA-HOA!
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303. AT YOUR LITTLE SLUMBER PARTY,
KIDDIES.
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304. WELL, WE DIDN'T WANT
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305. ON THE PILLOW FIGHT!
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306. HYAH! HYAH!
HYAH! HYAH!
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307. ARMOR ON!
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308. HYAH!
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309. AAH!
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310. AAH!
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311. TAKE THIS!
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312. HUH? AAH!
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313. TIME FOR NIGHT-NIGHT.
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314. HUH?
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315. MIND IF I CUT IN?
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316. AAH!
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317. Numbuh 86: IT'S OVER, CREE.
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318. CAN'T CHANGE THE FACT
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319. EVERY TIME.
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320. RIGHT, TEAM?
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321. RIGHT!
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322. RIGHT! RIGHT!
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323. RIGHT!
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324. WRONG.
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325. I'M SORRY, FANNY.
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326. AT YOUR PARTY.
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327. SHE'S GOT THE CODE MODULE.
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328. NUMBUH 12? WHY?
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329. WELL, I'M ALMOST 13.
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330. I'M GONNA HAVE TO WORK
FOR THE TEENS SOONER OR LATER,
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331. SO I FIGURED,
WHY NOT SOONER?
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332. NOOO!
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333. NUMBUH 12.
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334. TO A FRIEND I EVER HAD.
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335. DON'T WORRY.
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.
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336. WELL, I'M YOUR FRIEND.
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337. EITHER WAY, THIS AIN'T OVER,
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338. NOT BY A LONG SHOT...
FANNY.
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339. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
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340. 5...
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341. 4...
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342. 3...
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343. 2...
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344. 1.
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345. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
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