Codename: Kids Next Door 3x9

Jennifer Hale as (voice) • Jason Harris as (voice)

The true history of the genesis of the Adult-Child conflict is revealed. This is the story the Adults do not want you to hear.

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1. HISTORICAL DATABASES.

2. HISTORICAL FILE NUMBER 72368,

3. THE CREATION OF ADULTS.

4. Numbuh 1: IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WERE CHILDREN,

5. AND FOR A TIME, IT WAS PRETTY COOL.

6. THE KIDS PLAYED ON THE BEACHES, EXPLORED THE WILD FORESTS,

7. AND RELAXED IN THE FIELDS.

8. THE WORLD WAS THEIR BIG, ENDLESS PLAYGROUND.

9. SIMPLE TREE HOUSES,

10. OR NAP TIMES.

11. BEFORE THEY BECAME BORED,

12. AS CHILDREN DO.

13. GAVE WAY TO LAZINESS.

14. IN THEIR OWN IMAGE,

15. ONLY FATTER, FUNNIER-LOOKING, AND BIGGER,

16. ON HIGH SHELVES.

17. LIKE MR. PLOPPIT.

18. THEY ADULTS, LOYAL AND EAGER TO PLEASE,

19. THE CHILDREN'S BIDDING,

20. AND JELLY SANDWICHES,

21. CLEANING UP ALL OF THEIR MESSES,

22. FOR CHILDREN TO PLAY IN.

23. OHH! OH! OW! OHH-OH!

24. NO RESPECT FROM CHILDREN,

25. THESE STRANGE,

26. THEIR NOSES.

27. TO THEMSELVES,

28. A GRAND TREE HOUSE,

29. COULD LIVE IN AND PLAY,

30. "THE SUPER-DOUBLE-MEGA-TRIPLE TREE HOUSE."

31. IMPOSSIBLE VISION,

32. WITH THEIR COOKING, LAWN-MOWING,

33. TO THEIR CHILDREN'S WHIMS,

34. LIKE PLAYING HORSEY...

35. OH, GIDDYUP, BOY!

36. OF DISSENT TOOK ROOT.

37. MR. WIGGLESTEIN — A NAME THAT WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.

38. AS "THE REALLY BAD THING THAT HAPPENED."

39. AT MR. WIGGLESTEIN'S TRIAL,

40. A CHILD'S RIGHT TO PLAY HORSEY

41. AS HE OR SHE WANTED.

42. BUT MR. WIGGLESTEIN TESTIFIED

43. AND JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE PLAYING HORSEY.

44. BY HIS CHILD'S CONSTANT WHINING,

45. MR. WIGGLESTEIN FINALLY SNAPPED.

46. IN A BLIND RAGE,

47. WITH HIS HAND.

48. THIS NEW, RATHER STING-Y ACT,

49. "SPANKING"

50. BETWEEN KIDS AND ADULTS.

51. EXILE OF MR. WIGGLESTEIN

52. EVERY TREE HOUSE ON THE PLANET.

53. BANISHED FROM CHILDLAND,

54. THEIR OWN PROMISED LAND,

55. A PLACE WITHOUT TREE HOUSES,

56. WOULDN'T ALWAYS COMPLAIN

57. ON THE BED —

58. A PLACE THEY COULD CALL HOME.

59. "CLEVELAND,"

60. AND IN TIME, IT PROSPERED.

61. SUBURBAN HOUSES,

62. WENT TO LECTURE SERIES, AND ATE LIVERWURST SANDWICHES.

63. EVENTUALLY, THEIR INDUSTRIES

64. COULD RESIST.

65. AND THEY CALLED THEM "TOYS."

66. BUT THE ADULTS' DEMAND FOR MONEY

67. AND MOWING LAWNS FOR THE ADULTS.

68. THE CHILDREN WERE OUTRAGED.

69. FOR THE ADULTS' CREATIONS

70. OF THEIR OWN?

71. BUT KNEW THEY COULD NOT DO SO,

72. OF SPANKING OVER THEM.

73. A DESPERATE ACT,

74. THE DESTRUCTION OF COFFEE, THE ADULTS' ENERGY SOURCE.

75. WITHOUT IT, THE CHILDREN

76. THE CRANKY AND POWERLESS ADULTS.

77. OF CLEVELAND'S COFFEE SHOPS

78. LASTED FOR WEEKS,

79. THE CHILDREN'S DELICATELY

80. TREE HOUSES,

81. THE ADULTS' COFFEE SHOPS

82. FROM WATER BALLOONS.

83. HELLO, ADULTS! THE AGE OF CHILDREN IS OVER.

84. Numbuh 1: OUTRAGED AT THE CHILDREN'S UNWARRANTED ATTACK,

85. "THE BIG TIME OUT."

86. CHARGE!

87. RUN AWAY LIKE LITTLE GIRLS!

88. WHOA!

89. NO! OW, OW!

90. OH, THE PAIN!

91. THE STING-INESS! OH, THE STING-INESS! OH, MY —

92. Numbuh 1: THUS DID CLEVELAND'S

93. IN EVERY DIRECTION,

94. AND ONE BY ONE, THE TREE HOUSES OF CHILDREN FELL.

95. CHILDHOOD'S GREATEST MONUMENT,

96. THE VERY SYMBOL OF THEIR GREED, CAME UNDER ATTACK,

97. AND THE CHILDREN RAN AWAY.

98. VICTORY!

99. THAN IT HURT ME!

100. TREE HOUSE,

101. THE POWERFUL ADULTS — THE MOON.

102. OVER THE EARTH,

103. TO LIVE ON THE MOON,

104. CANDY AND WATCHING CARTOONS.

105. AND FOR A TIME, IT WASN'T SO BAD.

106. THEY ONCE SWAM IN,

107. THE FORESTS THEY ONCE EXPLORED,

108. PLAYED WITH ON EARTH.

109. BEFORE THEM.

110. FROM THEIR DRIVEWAYS.

111. WITH PLANS FOR A CIVIL, STABLE RELATIONSHIP WITH CHILDREN,

112. IN HARMONY AND EQUALITY.

113. CALLED "FAMILIES."

114. FINALLY LIVE TOGETHER AS EQUALS.

115. OR COULD THEY?

116. SOON AFTERWARDS,

117. CALLED "SCHOOLS"

118. SO THAT WE'D FORGET THEM.

119. AND IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH,

120. TO CONTROL US EVEN MORE.

121. AND DO YOU HEAR THAT — BZZZ! —

122. LIGHTS ABOVE YOUR HEADS?

123. THAT'S THE ADULT MICROWAVE

124. INTO MILK SHAKES.

125. ON THURSDAYS IN THE CAFETERIA?

126. IT'S RAINBOW MONKEY.

127. THEY'RE MAKING US EAT RAINBOW MONKEY!

128. YOUR TEETH,

129. BECAUSE IF YOUR TEETH ROT OUT,

130. THEN THEY CAN'T IMPLANT

131. YOU GO WHEN YOU ESCAPE!

132. IT'S A LIE! EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE!

133. MR. UNO, THAT'S ENOUGH.

134. THE OPPRESSION! RISE UP!

135. THAT'S ENOUGH!

136. TO THE GOOD PART.

137. MR. UNO, THAT REPORT HAS

138. DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.

139. DOESN'T IT, MR. FRYBINGLE?

140. WITH THE GIANT-ROBOT WAR.

141. WELL, I LIKE

142. IMAGINATIONS.

143. SO I'M GIVING YOU A DOUBLE F-MINUS.

144. AW, HE'S CRAZY, NUMBUH 1.

145. WITH THE WATER BALLOONS?

146. OH, AND THE GIANT TREE HOUSE WAS SO COOL!

147. THEY KNOW.

148. ALL RIGHT, KIDS NEXT DOOR, JUST ANOTHER REMINDER.

149. HAMSTERS, UNFORTUNATELY, DO NOT CLEAN THEMSELVES.

150. BUT NUMBUH 2 IS — AAH!

151. LISTEN UP!

152. AN EXTRA SUPERSECRET MISSION.

153. OOH, OOH! PICK ME, NUMBUH 86.

154. IT'S TO GUARD

155. CODE MODULE, RIGHT?

156. NO, THE CODE MODULE

157. MOON BASE.

158. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME WITH YOUR REVERSE PSYCHOLOGIST.

159. I'VE HEARD THAT

160. IS WATCHING TV.

161. WITH INFORMATION LIKE THAT,

162. OF KI—

163. IS FOR GIRLS ONLY!

164. GIRLS?

165. AN UNACCEPTABLE SECURITY RISK.

166. SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, GIRLS?

167. WITH YOU?

168. SORRY, BUT NUMBUH 5

169. DOING THAT.

170. WHAT ABOUT YOU, NUMBUH 3?

171. WILL THERE BE POPCORN?

172. UH, SURE, YEAH. POPCORN.

173. BUTTERED POPCORN?

174. YEAH, SURE.

175. ARE YOU IN OR NOT?

176. OKAY.

177. NOW, LET'S GO OUT

178. BEFORE IT GETS DARK.

179. YES, MA'AM.

180. OH, BOY, OH, BOY! POPCORN. YAY, YAY, YAY!

181. NO MATTER WHAT.

182. SO, BEFORE WE BEGIN OUR MISSION,

183. TO YOUR FELLOW OPERATIVES.

184. NUMBUH 12, NUMBUH 23, NUMBUH 3,

185. AND, UH...

186. DO I KNOW YOU?

187. I'M, UH, A NEW OPERATIVE, NUMBUH 4... 30-TEEN 7?

188. OKAY.

189. WELCOME ABOARD, NUMBER 430-TEEN 7.

190. OUR MISSION IS TO HAVE... A SLUMBER PARTY.

191. A CRUDDY SLUMBER PARTY?

192. I MEAN, UH, HURRAY! HOW SLUMBERIFIC!

193. I KNOW IT'S UNUSUAL,

194. TO THROW A SLUMBER PARTY,

195. AND I HAD TO INVITE SOMEONE.

196. WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE SOME OF YOUR OWN FRIENDS?

197. OH.

198. DON'T WORRY, NUMBUH 86.

199. I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.

200. HELLO, LADIES!

201. DON'T JUST STAND THERE, FANNY PANTS.

202. LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE.

203. MOM!

204. FANNY!

205. OH, SHE MAY NOT LIKE ME

206. NOW THAT SHE'S A BIG GIRL,

207. BUT EVEN IF SHE'S A BIG FANNY NOW,

208. SHE'LL ALWAYS BE "LITTLE FANNY" TO ME.

209. LIKE CUCKOO BIRDS?

210. GET HERE AND, UH...

211. AT SLUMBER PARTIES.

212. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.

213. DON'T WORRY. I'LL SHOW YOU. COME ON.

214. UH-UH-UH. YOU GET IN THERE, LITTLE MISSY.

215. THE SLUMBER PARTY OF THE YEAR.

216. WELL, GIRLS, WELCOME TO MY ROOM.

217. RAINBOW MONKEYS?

218. YOU

219. FANATIC.

220. I JUST CAN'T RESIST THEM.

221. AND, IF YOU TELL ANY OF THE BOYS,

222. I WILL KILL YOU.

223. AAH!

224. SLUMBER PARTY, FANNY.

225. I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU, NUMBUH 12.

226. WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?

227. OOH, I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN,

228. THE KIDS NEXT DOOR MOON BASE.

229. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

230. OKAY, NUMBUH 3, TRUTH OR DARE?

231. TRUTH, SILLY.

232. OKAY.

233. DO YOU LIKE NUMBUH 4?

234. I LIKE NUMBUH 4.

235. WE'RE IN THE SAME UNIT.

236. NO.

237. NUMBUH 4?

238. YOU MEAN, LIKE, LIKE-LIKE, LIKE-LIKE?

239. YES! YES!

240. UH...

241. I — Numbuh 86: AAH!

242. THAT CAME FROM THE KITCHEN. COME ON.

243. I'M SORRY, FANNY,

244. TO CONTACT MOON BASE COMMAND.

245. WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.

246. CLEVER DEDUCTION...

247. WHOA!

248. FOR A BRATTY GIRL.

249. WITH ME MUM?

250. OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER.

251. SHE THINKS SHE'S WON A SPA DAY AT CHEZ MASSAGE.

252. I'D WORRY MORE ABOUT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU.

253. CHAD?

254. ME?

255. WEARING A BRA.

256. IT'S — IT'S NOT A BRA. IT'S BATTLE-READY ARMOR.

257. IT'S FOR DISGUISES AND STUFF.

258. WHATEVER YOU SAY, CHADERELLA.

259. YOU SHUT UP!

260. NO, YOU SHUT UP!

261. OPERATIVES.

262. MAYBE.

263. BUT I'M MORE THAN A MATCH IF I'VE GOT A HOSTAGE.

264. RAINBOW MONKEY!

265. THAT'S RIGHT.

266. SO JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE,

267. MIGHT SURVIVE.

268. JUST DO WHAT HE SAYS.

269. I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, TEEN BOY.

270. LIKE YOU.

271. WHEW! WHEW! WHEW!

272. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

273. WHEN THERE'S A RAINBOW MONKEY AT STAKE,

274. LIKE A STUPID... BOY?

275. NUMBUH 4? NUMBUH 4? NUMBUH 4? NUMBUH4?

276. OH, UH...

277. IN ON MY GIRLS-ONLY MISSION!

278. WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU, I'LL —

279. GUYS, IF CHAD WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEP US HERE,

280. THAT MEANS SOMETHING'S

281. MOON BASE.

282. NUMBUH 86?

283. SUPERSECRET MISSION.

284. CHANGE IN PLANS, NUMBUH 55.

285. THE CODE MODULE IS SAFE,

286. SO WE'LL NEED BOTH OUR AUTHORIZATION CODES.

287. VOICE AUTHORIZATION CODES, PLEASE.

288. AUTHORIZATION "YIPPER."

289. "RAINBOW MONKEY HUGS."

290. COME ON! WE HAVE NO TIME TO LOSE.

291. HUH?

292. HEY, WAIT A SECOND.

293. HOW CAN YOU — BUT IF YOU'RE —

294. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

295. NICE BRA, TEENAGER.

296. THANKS.

297. SUCH GOOD DISGUISES,

298. DON'T YOU THINK?

299. HOLY COW! IT'S C-C-CREE!

300. UHHHH!

301. AAH!

302. UHH. WHOA-HOA-HOA!

303. AT YOUR LITTLE SLUMBER PARTY, KIDDIES.

304. WELL, WE DIDN'T WANT

305. ON THE PILLOW FIGHT!

306. HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!

307. ARMOR ON!

308. HYAH!

309. AAH!

310. AAH!

311. TAKE THIS!

312. HUH? AAH!

313. TIME FOR NIGHT-NIGHT.

314. HUH?

315. MIND IF I CUT IN?

316. AAH!

317. Numbuh 86: IT'S OVER, CREE.

318. CAN'T CHANGE THE FACT

319. EVERY TIME.

320. RIGHT, TEAM?

321. RIGHT!

322. RIGHT! RIGHT!

323. RIGHT!

324. WRONG.

325. I'M SORRY, FANNY.

326. AT YOUR PARTY.

327. SHE'S GOT THE CODE MODULE.

328. NUMBUH 12? WHY?

329. WELL, I'M ALMOST 13.

330. I'M GONNA HAVE TO WORK FOR THE TEENS SOONER OR LATER,

331. SO I FIGURED, WHY NOT SOONER?

332. NOOO!

333. NUMBUH 12.

334. TO A FRIEND I EVER HAD.

335. DON'T WORRY. WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.

336. WELL, I'M YOUR FRIEND.

337. EITHER WAY, THIS AIN'T OVER,

338. NOT BY A LONG SHOT... FANNY.

339. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

340. 5...

341. 4...

342. 3...

343. 2...

344. 1.

345. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.