Codename: Kids Next Door 3x8

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At the KND Arctic training facility (the second largest KND base in existence, and location of the top secret KND Code Module), young cadet Tommy is

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1. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY CARTOON NETWORK

2. YOU CAN'T DO THIS!

3. I'M YOUR LEADER!

4. WE DON'T CARE.

5. YOU'RE GOING!

6. PLEASE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO — AHH!

7. WE COULD GO ON A MISSION TOGETHER.

8. YEAH, THAT'LL BE FUN, HUH?

9. NO CAN DO, NUMBAH 1.

10. LOOK AT HIM!

11. HE WON'T LAST 10 MINUTES OUT THERE!

12. YOU GUYS HUSH.

13. IT HAS TO BE DONE.

14. HAVE FUN, OLD FRIEND.

15. AHHHHHHHH!

16. GOODBYE, NUMBAH 1.

17. AHHHHHHH!

18. YOU KNOW I HATE THE BEACH!

19. YOU'VE BEEN WORKING TOO HARD,

20. SO WE'RE MAKING YOU TAKE A DAY OFF WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

21. IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

22. HAVE FUN?

23. MISSION ARE FUN.

24. SPLASHING AROUND LIKE A STUPID BABY

25. IN A STUPID OCEAN IS BORING.

26. NOTHING COOL EVER HAPPENS AT THE BEACH.

27. MAYBE I'LL GO GET AN ICE-CREAM CONE OR — WHOA!

28. AHHHHHH!

29. OH.

30. WHAT THE —

31. MY — MY — MY TRUNKS!

32. WHERE — WHERE ARE MY TRUNKS?

33. THEY'VE GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE.

34. OH, NO.

35. N-N-N-NO. NO.

36. OH, THE KID'S GOT NO SHORTS ON!

37. HEY, EVERYBODY, THERE'S SOMETHING OVER THERE!

38. WHERE? WHERE?

39. HEY, LOOK AT THAT KID YELLING AND POINTING!

40. HEY, LOOK AT HIS BUTT!

41. THAT'S IT.

42. I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

43. HMM.

44. NOW THERE'S AN IDEA.

45. WAIT FOR IT.

46. NOW!

47. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

48. WHEW!

49. AAAH!

50. AHHH.

51. HUH?

52. YEAH, COME ON, COME ON, THAT'S IT.

53. COME ON, BABY. COME ON, COME ON.

54. I HOPE NUMBAH 1's AT LEAST HAVING SOME FUN.

55. NO SWEAT. I'M SURE HE'S HAVING A BLAST.

56. HEY, NUMBAH 2, HOW ARE YOU SO SURE

57. NUMBAH 1 WON'T JUST LEAVE AND COME BACK HERE?

58. IMPOSSIBLE.

59. I PLANTED A 2x4 TECHNOLOGY BUG IN HIS SHORTS.

60. THANK YOU. IF HE LEFT, I WOULD KNOW.

61. YAY!

62. I WIN! I WIN! I'M BAD! WHOO!

63. HMM, MUST HAVE BEEN THE WIND.

64. SO, WHEN YOU SAY HE'LL THANK US,

65. DO YOU THINK HE'LL GIVE US PRESENTS?

66. BACK ALREADY?

67. OH, HE'S GOOD.

68. WHAT DID YOU BRING ME? WHAT DID YOU BRING ME?

69. FELLOW KIDS NEXT DOOR MEMBERS,

70. IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR TO BATTLE ADULT TYRANNY

71. ALONGSIDE SUCH BRAVE WARRIORS.

72. A KITTEN — DID YOU GET ME A KITTEN, HUH?

73. DID YA? DID YA? HUH?

74. SO, IT IS WITH A HEAVY HEART

75. THAT I MUST RESIGN FROM THE KIDS NEXT DOOR,

76. EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.

77. OH, I KNOW, I KNOW!

78. YOU BROUGHT ME A FERRET!

79. OH, THEY'RE SO CUTE AND WRIGGLY!

80. HOLD UP.

81. SO WE MADE YOU GO TO THE STUPID BEACH.

82. THAT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO JUST QUIT.

83. THIS IS A PRIVATE MATTER, NUMBAH 5.

84. I'M SORRY.

85. DUDE, YOU CAN'T JUST QUIT!

86. WATCH ME.

87. AHHHH!

88. IF HE HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM, IT'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING BIG!

89. LIKE A PONY!

90. OH, NO, YOU DOLT!

91. NUMBAH 1 JUST QUIT THE TEAM!

92. HE'S NOT GETTING YOU A PONY!

93. HE'S NOT GETTING YOU ANYTHING!

94. HE'S — G-GONE!

95. J-A-W-N, GONE.

96. DON'T YOU GET IT?

97. WAHHHHH!

98. OKAY, WE'VE GOT IT.

99. HMM.

100. SOMETHING JUST DOESN'T FIT HERE.

101. OOH, DON'T CRY, LITTLE GIRL.

102. MR. FLOPSY... WANTS YOU TO TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN,

103. OR, UH, OR HE MIGHT LEAVE.

104. OH, WAIT.

105. GUYS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN NUMBAH 1's ROOM!

106. LET ME SEE THAT.

107. "LEAVE YOUR TEAM BEHIND

108. OR WE'LL PUT YOUR BEHIND IN THE SCHOOL YEARBOOK."

109. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

110. I HAVE NO IDEA.

111. OH, OH, NO!

112. IS THAT NIGEL'S HEINIE?

113. WOW, THAT IS ONE BIG BUTT!

114. OH, LET ME SEE.

115. WOW!

116. HO HO HO HO!

117. WHOO-HOO-HOO!

118. WOW!

119. WOWEE!

120. WHERE DID THEY GET A CAMERA BIG ENOUGH

121. TO CAPTURE ALL THAT TUSHIE?

122. COME ON, GUYS. THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

123. WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

124. YEAH.

125. WE'VE GOT TO GET OF THIS.

126. NOW, COME ON, GUYS.

127. THAT IS NOT GONNA FIT IN THE YEARBOOK.

128. SECTION REAR.

129. OKAY, OKAY.

130. NOW, COME ON, GUYS.

131. IF I WERE NUMBUH 1, I'D JUST TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.

132. I MEAN, I HATE FOR HIM TO BE THE BUTT OF THE JOKE.

133. YOU'RE DESPICABLE.

134. THANK YOU, NIGEL.

135. WON'T YOU COME IN?

136. AND WE'LL DISCUSS THE TERMS OF YOUR SURRENDER.

137. NOW, IF YOU'D BE KIND ENOUGH

138. TO STEP INTO THE DELIGHTFULIZATION CHAMBER.

139. DELIGHTFULIZATION CHAMBER?

140. THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL.

141. OH. OH. OH. OH.

142. WE'RE FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU'LL AGREE TO ANYTHING WE SAY.

143. THE NEGATIVES. HYAH!

144. TYPICAL NIGEL.

145. ALWAYS A CHASE BEFORE WE DEFEAT AND HUMILIATE YOU.

146. YOU WON'T CATCH ME WITH MY PANTS DOWN AGAIN.

147. AAH!

148. YOU SEE, NIGEL, YOUR BIG BEHIND GIVES US A BIG ADVANTAGE.

149. THE BIGGER IT IS, THE EASIER IT IS TO KICK.

150. HYAH!

151. WHAT?

152. RAINBOW-MONKEY UNDIES!

153. THIS IS ALMOST BETTER THAN YOUR BUTT SHOT.

154. ROBOCRABS, SHOOT HIM ON OUR MARK.

155. READY...

156. AIM...

157. FIRE!

158. ALL RIGHT, DELIGHTFUL DOPES.

159. YOU CAN TRY AND MESS WITH OUR FRIEND, BUT I WOULDN'T.

160. AND THAT'S A BIG "BUT."

161. FIVE BIG BUTTS.

162. AH, MUCH BETTER.

163. THANKS, GUYS.

164. YOU AREN'T STILL GONNA QUIT, ARE YOU?

165. NEGATIVE, NUMBUH 4.

166. I DON'T HAVE TO NOW THAT I'VE GOT THESE BACK.

167. THOSE ARE THE NEGATIVES?

168. TUSHY FIT ON THAT TEENY PIECE OF FILM?

169. GUYS, NOW, COME ON.

170. NIGEL'S HAD A BIG DAY.

171. NOT AS BIG AS HIS BUTT.

172. COME ON, GUYS.

173. I JUST WANT TO PUT THIS WHOLE THING BEHIND ME.

174. WELL, YOU GOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR IT BACK THERE.

175. FUNNY, GUYS.

176. THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

177. AW, COME ON, COME ON!

178. KNOCK HIM DOWN! COME ON!

179. YAY! I WIN, I WIN. I'M BAD, I'M BAD.

180. WHOO!

181. COME ON, GUYS. IT'S BEACH TIME.

182. YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

183. YESTERDAY I REALIZED THAT WE MAY NOT BE A TEAM FOREVER,

184. SO I WANT TO SPEND AS MUCH OF THE TIME WE DO HAVE

185. HANGING OUT WITH YOU GUYS.

186. BESIDES, THIS TIME, I'M PREPARED.

187. GOOD MORNING!

188. MY NAME IS NUMBUH 60,

189. AND WELCOME, CADETS, TO THE KIDS NEXT DOOR ARCTIC TRAINING BASE.

190. WITH 42 LEVELS OF TRAINING EQUIPMENT,

191. THIS FACILITY IS SECOND ONLY TO OUR MOON BASE IN IMPORTANCE,

192. ESPECIALLY WITH THE RECENT ADDITION

193. OF OUR TOP-SECURITY VAULT,

194. WHICH CONTAINS THE KIDS NEXT DOOR CODE MODULE.

195. SO, CADETS NEXT DOOR, SONIA, TOMMY, AND LEE,

196. ANY QUESTIONS?

197. OOH! I HAVE ONE. YES, TOMMY.

198. I KNOW NUMBUH 1.

199. THAT IS NOT A QUESTION, TOMMY.

200. OH! OH! AND NUMBUH 2 IS MY BROTHER.

201. I EVEN HAVE ALL THEIR AUTOGRAPHS

202. FROM WHEN WE WENT ON A MISSION TOGETHER.

203. BACK IN LINE, CADET!

204. BEING A KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS,

205. SO GET READY FOR A LEVEL-ONE ADULT-ATTACK SIMULATION.

206. SIMULATION?

207. BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO A SIMULATION.

208. DON'T BE SUCH A BABY.

209. THEY'RE JUST SIMULATIONS — YOU KNOW, GAMES.

210. OH, IS THE SIMULATION KIND OF LIKE HOPSCOTCH?

211. YEAH, RIGHT, HOPSCOTCH. WHATEVER.

212. ATTENTION ALL KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVES.

213. FATHER IS...

214. ATTACK OF KIDS NEXT DOOR MOON BASE.

215. PLEASE HELP!

216. FATHER.

217. ATTENTION KIDS NEXT DOOR ARCTIC COMMAND.

218. ALL HANDS TO DEFEND MOON BASE.

219. THIS IS NOT A SIMULATION.

220. YAY!

221. WE GET TO FIGHT ADULT TYRANNY.

222. LET'S GO.

223. NEGATORY, TOMMY.

224. YOU'RE STILL CADETS.

225. BUT I'VE BEEN ON A MISSION BEFORE.

226. BUT YOU'VE NEVER FACED FATHER.

227. YOU THREE JUST STAY HERE AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.

228. TO THE MOON!

229. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

230. LET'S TURN ON THAT SIMULATION.

231. BUT NUMBUH 60 SAID NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING.

232. COME ON, SONIA. IT'S JUST A SIMULATION.

233. ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS THING?

234. UM, OF COURSE I DO.

235. CHILDREN, I AM AN ADULT.

236. GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK.

237. OKAY, OKAY! I'M GOING.

238. NO.

239. FAIR ENOUGH. I TRIED.

240. WELCOME TO LEVEL TWO.

241. I-I-IT'S DARK.

242. I-I-I DON'T LIKE THE DARK.

243. TOMMY, THIS SIMULATION IS SCARING ME.

244. RELAX, SONIA.

245. IT'S JUST A GAME, LIKE, UH, HOPSCOTCH.

246. FOLLOW ME.

247. COOL!

248. I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS.

249. SEE? NOTHING TO IT.

250. WELL, I'M GLAD IT'S ALL OVER.

251. MAYBE SIMULATIONS AREN'T SO BAD, ESPECIALLY NOT WITH YOU GUYS.

252. AAH!

253. HEY, THIS IS LEVEL THREE.

254. WE'VE SPOTTED SOME BRATS, AND WE'RE MOVING IN.

255. LEVEL THREE?

256. COME ON.

257. AAH!

258. COME ON, SONIA. IT'S JUST A GAME, REMEMBER?

259. THAT'S JUST IT.

260. I DON'T THINK THIS IS A GAME.

261. THAT'S FATHER.

262. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

263. WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME QUIETLY?

264. WELL, WELL, WELL.

265. WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

266. THE RUNTS OF THE LITTER.

267. I'D WATCH YOURSELF IF I WERE YOU.

268. THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVES

269. SPECIFICALLY TRAINED TO KICK YOUR BUTT.

270. OOH! I'D BE REALLY SCARED IF ANY OPERATIVES WERE HERE.

271. OH, HELP, KIDS NEXT DOOR ARCTIC BASE.

272. FATHER IS HERE, EVIL.

273. BY THE TIME ALL THE REAL KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVES

274. REALIZE THEY'VE BEEN FOOLED, IT'LL BE TOO LATE.

275. I WILL HAVE RETRIEVED YOUR PRECIOUS CODE MODULE

276. AND DESTROYED EVERYTHING ELSE, INCLUDING YOU.

277. COOL!

278. LEE!

279. YES, YOU SAY "COOL,"

280. BUT IT'S ABOUT TO GET VERY HOT!

281. DRIPPING, LOUSY...

282. TOSS THESE ANNOYANCES

283. INTO A TERRIBLY SCARY, DARK, LITTLE ROOM.

284. DARK ROOM?

285. NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

286. PLEASE! NO! NO!

287. ANYTHING BUT THAT!

288. SEARCH THIS PLACE FOR ANY MORE BRATS.

289. I'M GOING TO GET MY PRIZE.

290. YES!

291. ONCE I POSSESS THE CODE MODULE, MY GLORIOUS PLAN CAN COMMENCE.

292. WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

293. OPEN THAT DOOR!

294. IT'S LOCKED.

295. OH, REALLY?

296. GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO PACK UP AND GO — OF COURSE IT'S LOCKED!

297. JUST GO!

298. AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT A CHRISTMAS BONUS, PAL!

299. IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT...

300. BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO IN THE DARK ROOM.

301. I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK. LET ME GO!

302. COME ON, KID, QUIT IT. OW!

303. WHAT'S THE MATTER, PHIL?

304. A LITTLE GIRL GIVING YOU TROUBLE?

305. SHE'S REALLY A HANDFUL.

306. NO!

307. I WON'T GO!

308. UH-OH.

309. NO, PLEASE! STOP!

310. OH, THERE GOES MY TOOTH!

311. AAH!

312. WHAT?

313. I DON'T LIKE THE DARK.

314. COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

315. HUH?

316. HE —

317. HMM?

318. PHEW!

319. QUICK! LET'S GO!

320. BUT WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO MEAN?

321. I WAS JUST TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR,

322. AND HE GOES AND YELLS AT ME.

323. I THINK THEY'RE GONE.

324. HEY, LOOK.

325. ESCAPE PODS.

326. WE'RE SAVED!

327. COOL!

328. COME ON, SONIA.

329. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

330. YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO FIGHT ADULT TYRANNY.

331. I HEARD THAT THE CODE MODULE CONTAINS INFORMATION

332. ON EVERY KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE.

333. WHO KNOWS WHAT FATHER COULD DO WITH INFORMATION LIKE THAT?

334. NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO STOP HIM.

335. CHANCE.

336. WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?

337. DID YOU SEE THE FLAMES ON THAT GUY?

338. AND THEN HE WAS ALL — AND, AND —

339. YOU'RE RIGHT.

340. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE?

341. OH, THE MISSION IS COMPLETE.

342. RETURN TO THE SHIP FOR DEPARTURE.

343. OH! OH!

344. BUT WE HAVEN'T FINISHED DESTROYING THE BASE YET.

345. HEY, I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. I JUST FOLLOW THEM.

346. I HEARD THAT.

347. HA-HA, SUCKERS!

348. ALMOST THERE.

349. HEY, FIRE FACE!

350. HUH?

351. LOOKING FOR THIS CODE MODULE THINGY?

352. AAAH!

353. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

354. UGH!

355. FINALLY I POSSESS THE CODE MOD—

356. WAIT A SECOND. THIS IS AN AUTOGRAPH BOOK.

357. OOH, SIGNED BY NUMBUH 362.

358. NOW THAT'S RARE.

359. HEY, MATCHSTICK! HUH?

360. REMEMBER WHEN I SAID THIS BASE IS FILLED WITH OPERATIVES

361. READY TO KICK YOUR BUTT?

362. I WAS TALKING ABOUT US CADETS.

363. YEAH!

364. UH-OH!

365. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHEN FATHER'S SUPPOSED TO —

366. AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!

367. HYAH!

368. SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, LEE?

369. THAT WAS MOST INVIGORATING.

370. SO, HOW WAS THE MOON BASE?

371. NOTHING BUT A FALSE ALARM. HEY!

372. WHAT HAPPENED?

373. NOTHING. JUST A SIMULATION.

374. CAN WE DO ANOTHER?

375. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

376. 5...

377. 4...

378. 3...

379. 2...

380. 1.

381. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.