Codename: Kids Next Door 3x22

Jeff Bennett as (voice) • Jennifer Hale as (voice)

Numbuh 4 accidentally eats a brussels sprout, sending the rest of the KND on an emergency Fantastic Voyage to stop the dreaded vegetable from being digested.

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1. >> AND SO I REALIZED THAT I

2. BIG REPORT FOR MR. BOSS.

3. AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

4. I WAS PLUMB OUT OF PENS.

5. THE OLD SUPPLY CLOSET, OR AN

6. "S.C.," AS WE CALL IT AROUND THE OFFICE.

7. >> >> SO, I WAS WALKING DOWN THE

8. HALL TO GET THAT DUMB PEN, WHEN WHAT DO I SEE?

9. THE OLD DRINKING FOUNTAIN, OR THE "D.F."

10. WELL, I THOUGHT, "MAYBE I'LL

11. TAKE A LITTLE OLD SIP."

12. BUT IN THE END — >>

13. >> OH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU,

14. WALLABEE.

15. YOU'LL BE A BIG, STRONG ADULT IN

16. BRUSSELS SPROUTS.

17. >> BRUSSELS SPROUTS!

18. AAHHH!

19. >> COME ON, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!

20. >> NO, WAIT!

21. MOM, MAY I BE EXCUSED FROM THE TABLE?

22. >> WHY, CERTAINLY, MY LITTLE MARSUPIAL.

23. >> THANK YOU.

24. OHH!

25. >> COME ON!

26. GO, GO, GO!

27. >> RIGHT, THEN GEORGE ASKED ME IF I HAVE ANY PAPER CLIPS.

28. >> HIS CHOLESTEROL IS DROPPING FAST!

29. >> ALL RIGHT, NUMBUH 4, WHAT DID YOU EAT?

30. >> UHH... BRUSSELS SPROUTS.

31. >> YOU DIDN'T SWALLOW IT, DID

32. YOU?

33. >> I — I — YES.

34. >> WE NEED A CAT SCAN, STAT!

35. EASY, NUMBUH 4.

36. HELP IS ON THE WAY.

37. HERE YOU GO.

38. >> OH, THERE'S A SPROUT IN

39. THERE, ALL RIGHT.

40. >> SURGERY'S TOO RISKY.

41. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SHRINKIFY TO REMOVE THAT SPROUT.

42. NUMBUH 2, I WANT TO BE IN MED LAB 10 MINUTES AGO.

43. >> 10 MINUTES AGO COMING UP!

44. >> LET'S MOVE, PEOPLE!

45. >> I NEVER MEANT TO EAT THE VEGETABLE.

46. I'M — I'M SORRY.

47. >> SAVE YOUR ENERGY, NUMBUH 4.

48. WE'LL GET THAT SPROUT.

49. >> REALLY?

50. >> CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO — UH... YEAH, SURE.

51. >> OKAY, HERE'S THE PLAN — NUMBUH 2, NUMBUH 5, AND I WILL

52. SHRINKIFY IT INTO NUMBUH 4's BODY.

53. NUMBUH 3, YOU MONITOR THE SITUATION FROM HERE.

54. NUMBUH 2, IS IT READY?

55. >> IS IT EVER!

56. SAY HELLO TO THE...

57. >> THE KIDS NEXT DOOR I.T.S.I.B.I.T.S.Y. — INCREDIBLY

58. INTERIOR TO STOP YUCKINESS.

59. >> NOW, REMEMBER TO PUT US IN THE NASAL CAVITY.

60. IF WE GO IN THROUGH THE MOUTH, WE'LL BE CHEWED TO BITS.

61. >> WE ONLY HAVE POWER FOR 6 MINUTES OF SHRINKIFICATION, SO

62. EVERY SECOND COUNTS.

63. SO LET'S GO!

64. >> WHAT?

65. YOU SAID "GO"!

66. >> KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STATIONS!

67. 1...

68. >> 2...

69. >> 3...

70. >> 4...

71. >> MAN, HE DOES NOT LOOK GOOD.

72. >> LET'S DO THIS, NUMBUH 2.

73. >> ROGER THAT.

74. >> SHRINKIFICATION COMPLETE, CAPTAIN.

75. OHH, YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE!

76. HERE WE GO!

77. ♪ LA LA LA

78. HMM...

79. DID NUMBUH 5 SAY "NASAL" OR "NAVEL"?

80. OH, YEAH — NASAL!

81. UP YOUR NOSE, UP YOUR NOSE.

82. HERE WE GO — UP YOUR NOSE!

83. >> ALL RIGHT, STEADY AS SHE

84. GOES, NUMBUH 2.

85. >> WHAT'S GOING ON, NUMBUH 2?

86. >> I DON'T KNOW.

87. I THINK WE'RE STUCK.

88. >> SCANS SHOW WE'RE BEING TURNED

89. MOLDINGS.

90. >> IN ENGLISH, NUMBUH 5!

91. >> WE'RE BEING BOOGIFIED!

92. >> I CAN'T BREAK US FREE!

93. >> WE NEED A PLAN HERE!

94. >> THEN HOLD ON, 'CAUSE NUMBUH 5's GOT A PLAN!

95. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

96. >> GETTING US OUT OF HERE, BABY.

97. >> OHH...

98. UH!

99. AHH...

100. >> HOLD ON!

101. >> GOOD WORK, NUMBUH 5.

102. >> YEAH, BUT WHERE ARE WE?

103. >> ACCORDING TO MY READOUTS, WE'RE IN NUMBUH 4's BRAIN

104. CAVITY.

105. >> TIME'S RUNNING OUT.

106. WE'RE GOT TO KEEP MOVING.

107. >> ALREADY ON IT.

108. >> WHAT THE — THIS SHIP'S SINKING!

109. >> WE'RE BEING ABSORBED INTO NUMBUH 4's BRAIN JUICE.

110. NUMBUH 5, SHOOT THE GRAPPLING HOOK ONTO NUMBUH 4's BRAIN AND

111. SWING US OUT.

112. >> I DON'T KNOW.

113. THAT TARGET IS PRETTY SMALL.

114. >> DO IT!

115. >> HERE GOES NOTHING!

116. >> "E" = MC SQUARED.

117. SHAKESPEARE'S CONTRIBUTION TO

118. IMMEASURABLE.

119. OWNERSHIP.

120. EHHHHH.

121. UH.

122. >> NICE SHOT, NUMBUH 5.

123. NOW RE— >> WHOA!

124. WHOA!

125. >> Come in, Numbuh 3.

126. How's the patient?

127. >> I... WANT TO... CLEAN MY ROOM.

128. >> OH! HURRY, GUYS!

129. THE SPROUT'S TAKING OVER!

130. >> YOU HEARD NUMBUH 3 — STEP ON IT.

131. >> UM, GUYS, I THINK WE'RE HERE.

132. >> THE BRUSSELS SPROUT.

133. >> ALL RIGHT, SINCE WE'VE USED

134. BRAIN, TWO OF US WILL HAVE TO GO

135. HAND.

136. >> ALL RIGHT, HERE'S HOW WE'LL CHOOSE — EENY, MEENY, MINY —

137. I AIN'T GOIN'.

138. >> >> UHH.

139. I GOTTA... REMEMBER TO DO... MY EXTRA-CREDIT HOMEWORK.

140. >> HANG IN THERE, NUMBUH 4.

141. YOU HAVE TO PULL THROUGH!

142. YOU'RE MY — >> HOLD ON!

143. ALMOST THERE, GUYS.

144. >> TARGET ACQUIRED.

145. ATTEMPTING TO ATTACH CLAMPS NOW.

146. >> Be careful out there, guys.

147. DON'T FALL INTO THAT GROSS STOMACH JUICE.

148. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE.

149. >> CLAMPS SECURE.

150. BEGIN REELING.

151. >> ROCKIN' AND REELIN'!

152. >> UGH!

153. >> WHOA!

154. WHAT WAS THAT?

155. >> GUYS, GET OUT OF THERE NOW!

156. >> NO!

157. NUMBUH 4's DIGESTING US!

158. >> THE CABLE!

159. OH, THINK FAST, NUMBUH 5.

160. THINK FAST.

161. >> AUTOPILOT ENGAGED.

162. AUTOPILOT ENGAGED.

163. >> EWWW, THAT'S NASTY!

164. NUMBUH 5 CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S DOING THIS!

165. BLECH!

166. AH, GOTCHA!

167. >> AUTOPILOT ENGAGED.

168. AUTOPILOT OPERATING.

169. >> AHHH!

170. OHHH!

171. GUYS, GET TO THE SHIP!

172. >> OHH!

173. HURRY!

174. >> OW! WATCH THE HEAD NOW!

175. >> SORRY.

176. >> COMING THROUGH.

177. WHOA, LOOK OUT!

178. SORRY!

179. >> ALL RIGHT, NUMBUH 2, FULL THROTTLE!

180. >> BUT WHAT ABOUT NUMBUH 5?

181. >> UHH.

182. AHHH!

183. >> WHOA!

184. >> PUNCH IT, NUMBUH 2!

185. >> REGROWTH INITIATING, "T" MINUS 10 SECONDS.

186. >> WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

187. >> ... 8... 7... 6... 5...

188. >> >> ... 3... 2... 1.

189. >> UHH!

190. HUH?

191. AAHHHHH!

192. OHH.

193. HEY, THANKS.

194. >> EWW!

195. >> NUMBUH 5, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

196. >> YEAH, NUMBUH 5 IS ALL RIGHT.

197. HEH HEH HEH!

198. >> SO I GOT TO THE OLD "S.C.," OR "SUPPLY CLOSET" FOR YOU

199. CIVILIANS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

200. IT WAS PLUMB OUT OF PENS!

201. >> SORRY ABOUT THAT.

202. >> HA! NO WORRIES, DEAR.

203. MOST AMUSING STORY.

204. >> SURE ENOUGH, KID.

205. YOU SEE, I WAS JUST TELLING YOUR

206. PENS.

207. WELL, NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WAS IN

208. SITUATION, AND — WHY, SON!

209. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED LIVER.

210. >> LIVER!

211. >> ABIGAIL, HURRY UP OR YOU'LL BE

212. LATE FOR SCHOOL, WITH THE

213. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, DON'T YOU?

214. >> I'M GOING, DAD.

215. I'M GOING.

216. >> DID YOU FINISH YOUR REPORT FOR SOCIAL STUDIES CLASS?

217. >> IT'S RIGHT HERE, DAD, WITH

218. THE PAPERS AND — OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

219. >> DON'T SAY THAT TO YOUR OLD DAD.

220. NOW GET GOING, MISS FUTURE HONOR ROLL STUDENT.

221. >> SURE THING, POP.

222. NOW...

223. JUST KEEP ON WALKIN'.

224. JUST KEEP ON STEPPIN'.

225. IT'S GONNA BE FINE.

226. WHO'S THERE?

227. HELLO?

228. NICE DOGGY.

229. AAHHH!

230. AAHHH!

231. OKAY, DOGGY, FETCH THAT STICK!

232. HEH HEH HEH.

233. WHEW!

234. MAN, THAT WAS...

235. CLOSE.

236. AAHHH!

237. MY REPORT!

238. NO!

239. NO...

240. >> WHICH PROVES IRREFUTABLY THAT

241. WHOLE WORLD!

242. >>

243. >>

244. >> THANK YOU, VALERIE, FOR YOUR

245. FAMILY'S HISTORIC PLACE IN IT.

246. MRS. THOMPSON.

247. AND LIKE ANY REALLY GOOD, SMART, HONOR-SOCIETY STUDENT, I HAVE

248. FOOTNOTES, TOO.

249. >> YES, VERY NICE.

250. NOW LET'S HEAR OUR OTHER STAR STUDENT'S REPORT.

251. >> HMPH!

252. >> ABIGAIL.

253. ABIGAIL!

254. HUH.

255. >> OOH! OOH! OOH!

256. I CAN READ MY REPORT, MRS. THOMPSON.

257. >> BLECH!

258. >> UM, NO, THANK YOU, WALLABEE.

259. I JUST ATE BREAKFAST.

260. MISS LINCOLN, SO NICE OF YOU TO

261. JOIN US TODAY.

262. TO READ US YOUR REPORT NOW.

263. >> UH... I CAN'T.

264. A DOG ATE IT.

265. >> >>

266. NOW, ABBY, IF YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK, YOU CAN JUST TELL ME.

267. >> I AM TELLING YOU!

268. A BIG, MEAN, HOMEWORK-EATING DOG ATTACKED ME AND ATE MY REPORT.

269. >

270. I'M SORRY, ABBY, BUT IF YOU'RE

271. RIDICULOUS STORY OF YOURS, I AM

272. DOUBLE "F" MINUS.

273. >> HEY, BUT — >> NO, NO, NO.

274. NO BUTS, AND "HAY" IS FOR HORSES, YOUNG LADY.

275. >>

276. >> SO, MR. GILLIGAN, LET'S HEAR

277. YOUR REPORT, THEN.

278. >> ALL RIGHTY.

279. MY REPORT IS ENTITLED, "OUR

280. STATE'S BEST FRIEND, THE AIRPLANE."

281. >> TOO BAD, FLABIGAIL!

282. YOU'LL NEVER BE A MEMBER OF THE

283. GRADES KEEP GOING TO THE DOGS.

284. >> CAREFUL, SMARTY-PANTS.

285. HOUSE BEFORE IT ATTACKED ME.

286. >> MY DOG DID NOTHING OF THE SORT.

287. MY DOG IS ADORABLE, SWEET, AND SMART, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I

288. KNOW.

289. >> WELL, YOU BETTER WRITE A PAPER ABOUT YOUR DOG 'CAUSE

290. IT'S HISTORY!

291. >> >> GIRLS!

292. SUCH A THING AS A TRIPLE "F"

293. MINUS IN MY CLASS.

294. >> SORRY, MISS THOMPSON.

295. >> OH, MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE MRS. THOMPSON WOULDN'T LET ME

296. READ MY REPORT.

297. IT'S INCREDIBLY POWERFUL!

298. FOUR SCORE AND 17 GOES

299. AFTERNOON, GENERAL REAGAN

300. THE AUTOMOBILE.

301. >> YEAH, THAT'S POWERFUL ENOUGH TO MAKE ME SICK.

302. >> YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR REPORT.

303. >> I TOLD YOU, VALERIE'S DOG ATTACKED ME AND ATE IT!

304. >> A DOG, HUH?

305. I HATE THOSE THINGS.

306. THEY THINK THEY'RE SO COOL WITH

307. GOING ALL OVER THEM.

308. BLECH!

309. I SAY WE GO TO VALERIE'S HOUSE

310. PERMANENT TUNNEL.

311. WE'LL HELP YOU.

312. >> WE WILL?

313. UH, I, UH, I-I DON'T KNOW.

314. I'M KIND OF AFRAID OF SOME KINDS OF DOGS.

315. COULD YOU DESCRIBE IT AGAIN, NUMBUH 5?

316. >> IT WAS BIG, VICIOUS, SNARLING, AND HAD THE STRENGTH

317. OF 10 MEN.

318. >> YEP, THAT'S THE KIND OF DOG I'M AFRAID OF.

319. >> WELL, I SAY BRING IT ON!

320. COME ON!

321. >> AAHHH!

322. >> LET'S TEACH THAT MUTT A LESSON!

323. >> AAHHH!

324. >> THIS IS THE PLACE.

325. >> ALL RIGHT, THEN, LET'S GO KICK SOME MUTT BUTT!

326. AAHHH!

327. >> SHUT UP.

328. >> >>

329. >> He's in there.

330. >> THAT MUTT IS MINE.

331. >> >> SO, UH, IT'S COOL IF I JUST

332. STAY HERE, RIGHT?

333. >> AAHHHHHHH!

334. >> BYE!

335. >> GET BACK HERE.

336. >> BUT I'M ALLERGIC TO FANGS.

337. >> OH!

338. I CAN'T — I CAN'T POSSIBLY FIGHT A DOG THIS — THIS...

339. ADORABLE!

340. >> OH, WILL YOU JUST LOOK AT

341. THAT WITTLE, PRETTY...

342. >> AW, WHAT A CUTE PUPPY.

343. >> B-BUT THAT'S NOT THE — >> WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

344. AAHHH!

345. >> OH, YOU'RE LITTLE AND CUDDLY.

346. >> GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF TINKY PUPPY POODLE PEA POD!

347. >> OH, CAN'T I PET HIM A LITTLE MORE?

348. >> NO!

349. NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

350. EXCEPT FOR YOU, ABIGAIL.

351. I'D LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU.

352. >> UH...

353. >> YEAH... SEE YOU LATER.

354. >> BYE.

355. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY

356. MY HOMEWORK, I SUPPOSE?

357. >> YEAH, RIGHT!

358. IF I WANTED THIRD-RATE HOMEWORK, I'D JUST ASK NUMBUH 4 TO DO IT.

359. NOW, WHERE'S YOUR REAL DOG — THE ONE YOU SENT TO ATTACK ME?

360. >> ABBY, ABBY, ABBY.

361. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART, BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT THE

362. OBVIOUS ANSWER EVEN WHEN IT'S STARING YOU IN THE FACE!

363. MY DOG DIDN'T EAT YOUR HOMEWORK!

364. I DID!

365. IF THERE'S ANYTHING YUMMIER THAN

366. GOOD HOMEWORK, IT'S THE GIRL WHO DID IT!

367. >> AW, I WANTED TO PET THE PUPPY

368. SOME MORE.

369. >> YEAH, IT'S SO CUTE WHEN IT

370. >> AAHHH!

371. >>

372. >> WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT?

373. >> THAT'S NO DOG!

374. IT'S VALERIE!

375. SHE'S A WERE-POODLE!

376. >> >> AAHHH!

377. >> QUICK, NUMBUH 4, THROW ME YOUR

378. REPORT!

379. >> OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

380. YOU JUST WANT TO COPY IT.

381. >> GIVE ME THAT BAG BEFORE I'M DOG FOOD!

382. AAHHH!

383. >> HOW DO I KNOW YOU WON'T — HEY!

384. >> NUMBUH 5, CATCH!

385. >> OHH!

386. >> MY REPORT!

387. >>

388. WOW, YOU WERE RIGHT, NUMBUH 4.

389. STOMACH.

390. >> BUT I SPENT ALL NIGHT MAKING UP STUFF FOR THAT REPORT.

391. >> HEH HEH HEH.

392. AW, COME ON, GUYS.

393. LET'S GET BACK TO THE TREE HOUSE.

394. >>

395. >> HI, KIDS.

396. SORRY FOR THE SCARE.

397. THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE, BUT AS YOU

398. CAN SEE, WE HAVE A BIT OF A

399. EATING KIDS' HOMEWORK THIS SEMESTER.

400. >> UH... RIGHT.

401. >> LISTEN, ABBY, WHY DON'T YOU REWRITE YOUR REPORT, AND WE'LL

402. LISTEN TO IT TOMORROW, OKAY?

403. >> YOU GOT IT, MRS. T.

404. >> AS FOR YOU, LITTLE MISS HONOR STUDENT, YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN

405. DETENTION FOR A LONG TIME.

406. DOING STANDING AROUND?

407. ASSIGNMENT?

408. >> UH...

409. NO NEED.

410. >> NO.

411. >> HEY, IT'S COOL.

412. >> SEE YA.

413. >> HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, MISSY?

414. THE TRUTH CAN NEVER BE KNOWN.

415. >> 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

416. >> ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

417. ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

418. >> 5...

419. 4...

420. 3...

421. 2...

422. 1.

423. >> ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

424. ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR