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1. >> MR. PRESIDENT?

2. MR. PRESIDENT?

3. >> MR. PRESIDENT?

4. ANDY LIKES SARAH?

5. >> All: WHOO!

6. >> WE'VE HAD SOME INTELLIGENCE CHAT ABOUT THAT, BUT THERE'S

7. NOTHING DEFINITE.

8. >> MR. PRESIDENT, HOW DO YOU

9. CLASS?

10. >> I WOULD RATHER NOT STOOP TO HIS LEVEL, BUT IF I MUST

11. RESPOND, THEN LET ME JUST SAY THAT HE WHO SMELT IT, DEALT IT.

12. >> MR. PRESIDENT?

13. >> NOW, THAT'S ENOUGH QUESTIONS, PEOPLE.

14. I WANT TO CONCENTRATE ON TODAY'S

15. SCHOOL BOARD.

16. AS YOUR FOURTH-GRADE PRESIDENT,

17. DAYS, AND MANDATORY PIZZA LUNCHES!

18. AND Y'ALL JUST SEE IF ANYBODY

19. STOPS ME.

20. >> GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. PRESIDENT.

21. CITY HALL.

22. THEREFORE, THE KIDS NEXT DOOR

23. FROM HERE.

24. >> SWEET.

25. >> KICKBALL?

26. >> YOU KNOW IT.

27. >> WELL, THAT'S FINE.

28. THAT'S REAL FINE.

29. TO BE HONEST, NIGEL, I'M SCARED LIKE THE DICKENS.

30. >> DON'T WORRY, SIR, IT'S ALL UNDER CONTROL.

31. >> IF YOU'D JUST FOLLOW ME, MR. PRESIDENT.

32. >> DON'T MIND IF I DO, ABIGAIL.

33. >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

34. GOING, SISTER?

35. >> BUT I GO EVERYWHERE WITH THE PRESIDENT.

36. >> IT'S ALL RIGHT, NUMBUH 4.

37. ANNA'S BEEN MY TRUSTED ADVISOR FOR WELL OVER A SEMESTER.

38. >> NOPE. NO CIVILIANS.

39. >> YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

40. I HAVE ALL OF HIS NOTES, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

41. >> NOW, ANNA, LET'S NOT MAKE A SCENE.

42. DOOR'S WAY.

43. >> YEAH, BETTER TO PLAY IT OUR WAY.

44. >> MY ENTRY TO SCHOOL BUS ONE WAS BLOCKED.

45. >> Together: NO MATTER.

46. WE HAVE OTHER PLANS.

47. >> ROUTE PLANNING CONFIRMED.

48. >> CHECK.

49. >> SUB-SECTOR DECOY TEAMS CONFIRMED.

50. >> CHECK.

51. >> NUMBUH 24, IS THE FINAL PERIMETER CHECK ALL CLEAR?

52. ROGER THAT, NUMBUH 24.

53. ALL UNITS.

54. SCHOOL BUS ONE.

55. P.R.E.S.I.D.E.N.T.

56. >> [ HUMMING "HAIL TO THE CHIEF" ]

57. >> AAH!

58. >> HA HA!

59. >> OOH!

60. >> PLEASE, TRY TO RELAX, MR. PRESIDENT.

61. YOU WON'T FIND A MORE

62. ANYWHERE.

63. >> WHEE!

64. HA HA!

65. WHOO!

66. FREE ICE CREAM!

67. >> HUH?

68. >> OH, YEAH, BABY.

69. BLURBLE-BERRY.

70. >> ICE CREAM?

71. OH, FOR THE LOVE OF — WE'RE ON A MISSION!

72. >> OH, THAT'S OKAY.

73. I'LL JUST GET SOME FOR LATER THEN.

74. >> OH, FINE.

75. JUST MAKE SURE IT'S NONE OF THAT FROZEN YOGURT — HEY!

76. >> >> IT'S A TRAP!

77. NUMBUH 2, GET US OUT OF HERE NOW!

78. >> >> WA-A-A-IT!

79. FLAVORS YOU WANTED.

80. >> HEADS UP, Y'ALL.

81. WE'RE ABOUT TO GET CREAMED!

82. >> WHOA!

83. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

84. >> ICE CREAM MEN.

85. DON'T WANT YOU TO GET TO CITY

86. HALL, SO THEY'RE CALLING OUT THE BIG GUNS.

87. >> COME ON, YOU LOUSY SODA JERKS!

88. >> >> AAH! WHOA!

89. OH, NUTS!

90. >> >> WHOA!

91. SPRINKLES, TOO?

92. >> NUMBUH 4, NUMBUH 5, LET'S PULL OUT THE STOPS.

93. >> NUMBUH 5 IS ON IT.

94. >> HANG ON.

95. SIGNS AWAY.

96. >> AAH!

97. WHOA!

98. WHY, YOU ROTTEN...

99. >> HA HA HA!

100. YOU'RE GOOD TO GO, NUMBUH 1.

101. >> WELL DONE, NUMBUH 5.

102. TRAPS.

103. >> COPY.

104. >> DON'T SWEAT IT, NUMBUH 1.

105. AIN'T NOTHING GONNA GET BETWEEN US AND THE — WHOA!

106. AAH!

107. >> NUMBUH 4!

108. >>

109. >> WHOA!

110. >> HE'S TWO SCOOPS AWAY!

111. THEY'RE GAINING!

112. >> THEN IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO HAND IN MY... HOMEWORK!

113. >> HUH?

114. WHO-O-O-O-O-OA!

115. >> WHEW.

116. DO YOU THINK THAT'S ALL OF THEM?

117. >> I'D IMAGINE SO-O-O-O-O-O!

118. NUMBUH 2, PULL VERTICAL NOW.

119. >> I'M ON IT.

120. >> >> IT'S OKAY.

121. WE'RE OUT OF RANGE OF THEIR SOFT-SERVE-TO-AIR MISSILES, SO

122. THINGS SHOULD QUIET DOWN NOW.

123. >> THAT WAS CLOSER THAN LAST YEAR'S ELECTION.

124. >> GOOD ONE, MR. PRESIDENT.

125. >> YOU KNOW, NIGEL, I HAVE TO ADMIT, I'M A LITTLE JEALOUS OF

126. YOU.

127. YOU'RE THE LEADER OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR, YOU GOT A GREAT

128. GIRLFRIEND, BUT ME, I'M JUST NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO FIGHT, OR EVEN

129. ASK OUT THE GAL OF MY DREAMS.

130. >> YOU ARE BRAVE.

131. THE VERY DEFINITION OF BRAVERY.

132. >> OH, THANKS, NIGEL.

133. SO WHO'D YOU VOTE FOR IN THE ELECTION?

134. >> OH, UM... MUFFIE JENKINS?

135. >> MUFFIE JENKINS?

136. >> WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS A POPULARITY CONTEST.

137. >> IT IS NOT A —

138. WHAT WAS THAT?

139. >> NUMBUH 2, LOOK OUT!

140. >> HUH?

141. WHOA!

142. AAAAAH!

143. AW, MAN.

144. >> NUMBUH 2!

145. >> WE'RE SO SORRY WE COULDN'T JOIN YOU IN PERSON, NIGEL.

146. BE BETTER SUITED TO THIS TASK...

147. OR SHOULD WE SAY...

148. >> YOUR FOURTH GRADE PRESIDENT.

149. >> SO, THAT'S YOUR GAME, IS IT?

150. WORK, SO YOU SENT A ROBOT!

151. >> STICKS AND STONES, NIGEL.

152. AND SPEAKING OF BREAKING BONES.

153. >> I SUGGEST YOU FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT, MR. PRESIDENT.

154. NOT BAD, DELUDED CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE LANE, BUT IT'D BE A

155. DISAPPEARED INTO THIN AIR,

156. WOULDN'T IT?

157. >> WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO — HEY, WHAT ARE YOU —

158. AAAH!

159. >> SOMETIMES, IT'S JUST TOO EASY, MR PRES— UGH!

160. BOO!

161. ARE YOU READY, NIGEL, 'CAUSE I'M

162. OFFENCE.

163. >> HEY!

164. BRAVE I AIN'T, BUT I RECKON I CAN HANDLE A TIN CAN LIKE YOU!

165. >> MR. PRESIDENT!

166. >> AAH!

167. >> THIS SCHOOL AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.

168. NOW, GET... OFF... MY... BUS!

169. >> AAH!

170. >> LET'S STEP ON IT, SHALL WE, NUMBUH 1?

171. I'D PREFER NOT TO BE LATE FOR MY APPOINTMENT.

172. >> BY YOUR COMMAND, MR. PRESIDENT.

173. >> HEY, WHAT GIVES?

174. THIS AIN'T CITY HALL.

175. >> NO, IT ISN'T.

176. BUT THEN, YOU'RE NOT THE PRESIDENT.

177. NOW!

178. >> WHOA!

179. WHAT'S HAPPENING, NIGEL?

180. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO OUR ROBOT?

181. >> TOUGH LUCK, CREEPS.

182. YOU ALMOST PULLED IT OFF, BUT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SCRAP

183. YOUR PLANS.

184. >> HA HA!

185. >> ONCE AGAIN, YOU'RE RECALLED, DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN.

186. >> YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, NIGEL UNO!

187. >> THIS IS YOUR STOP, MR. PRESIDENT.

188. SORRY ABOUT YOUR HAT.

189. >> THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

190. AS FOURTH-GRADE PRESIDENT, I

191. FOR SUCH HEROICS.

192. >> AW, IT'S WHAT WE DO.

193. GOOD LUCK WITH THE NEGOTIATIONS.

194. >> COMPARED TO GETTING HERE, THEY'LL BE A PIECE OF CAKE.

195. >> YO, RICKY!

196. NEXT ROUND OF SODAS ON ME.

197. >> WELL, HERE'S TO A JOB WELL DONE.

198. OUT ALL THE STOPS, BUT WE STUCK

199. IT TO THEM.

200. THANKS TO YOU GUYS, KIDS ALL

201. EARLY.

202. >> DRINK TO THAT, BABY!

203. >> HEY, QUIET, YOUSE GUYS, THEY'RE STARTING.

204. >> BOYS AND GIRLS, THE PRESIDENT OF THE FOURTH-GRADE CLASS.

205. >> I MET WITH SCHOOL OFFICIALS TODAY, AND I'M PLEASED TO

206. LONGER END AT 3:00 P.M.

207. >> HOORAY!

208. >> THAT'S RIGHT, SCHOOL WILL NOW END AT 8:25 P.M.

209. >> >> AND THERE WILL BE NO LUNCH

210. BREAK, AND TRIPLE HOMEWORK FOR EVERYONE.

211. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FATHER?

212. >>

213. >>

214. >> DR. SUAREZ TO POPSICOLOGY,

215. PLEASE.

216. DR. SUAREZ TO POPSICOLOGY.

217. >> >> PAGING DR. QUACK.

218. >> AAAAH!

219. >> >>

220. >>

221. >> I AM NUMBUH 1 OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

222. FACILITY.

223. AS OF THE LAST THREE MONTHS,

224. SCRAMBLIFIED.

225. SECURITY, GLOBAL KIDS NEXT DOOR

226. ATTACK AT ALL COSTS.

227. THIS ENTIRE FACILITY, INCLUDING

228. AND EMERGENCY EXITS.

229. STAFF OVER THE AGE OF 13, ACCESS TO YOUR COMPUTER NETWORKS, AND

230. SYSTEMS.

231. HELLO?

232. HELLO?

233. >> AH, HELLO!

234. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

235. >> UGH!

236. I AM NUMBUH 1 OF — >> WHERE IS HE?

237. TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, NOW!

238. NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NO-O-O-O-W!

239. >> UH, COULD YOU PLEASE DIRECT US TO DR. LINCOLN?

240. HE'S MY DADDY, AND HE'S TAKING CARE OF ONE OF OUR FRIENDS.

241. >> IS THAT YOUR POOR FRIEND DR. LINCOLN'S OPERATING ON RIGHT

242. NOW?

243. >> >>

244. >> WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THAT OPERATING ROOM.

245. WHERE IS IT?

246. >> OH, YOU KIDS JUST CAN'T GO

247. DURING SURGERY.

248. BESIDES, VISITING HOURS ARE...

249. OVER!

250. >>

251. SUCH A DANGEROUS MISSION.

252. >> DON'T WORRY, NUMBUH 3.

253. HE'S A STRONG GUY.

254. HE'LL PULL THROUGH.

255. >> YEAH, GOOD, OLD WHAT'S HIS FACE.

256. HE'LL BE FINE.

257. PROTECTING, AGAIN?

258. >> LISTEN UP, GUYS.

259. VISITING HOURS OR NOT, WE'VE GOT

260. BEFORE ENEMY AGENTS GET TO HIM.

261. NUMBUHS 2 AND 5, YOU GO THAT WAY.

262. NUMBUHS 3 AND 4, YOU CHECK THROUGH THERE.

263. I'LL GO ON MY OWN.

264. IF ANYONE FINDS HIM, GIVE THE

265. COMMUNICATOR, AND WE'LL ALL COME RUNNING.

266. LET'S MOVE!

267. >> OH, YEAH, BABY.

268. >> AND NUMBUH 3...

269. HE'S GOING TO BE OKAY.

270. >> LET'S GO.

271. >> AAAAAAH!

272. >> SORRY.

273. SPONGE BATH.

274. >> SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR LUNCH?

275. >> QUICK, SPLIT UP.

276. >> THAT'S GOOD FOR THE ENDOPLASMIC RETICULUM.

277. >> OH, YOU'RE TELLING ME.

278. MY ENDOPLASMIC RETICULUM'S BEEN OFF THE CHARTS LATELY.

279. >> NOT MINE.

280. CASABA MELON.

281. >> DAD'S OFFICE?

282. OPERATING ROOM.

283. UH, DR. LINCOLN'S OFFICE.

284. >> >> OH, IT'S YOU.

285. WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

286. NO!

287. NO!

288. NO!

289. LET ME OUT!

290. LET ME OUTTA HERE!

291. >> AAH!

292. >> WHOA!

293. >> UGH!

294. >> SO, NUMBUH 3, IS

295. KID IN THE UNIVERSE?

296. OR SOMETHING?

297. >> OPERATING ROOM — WHERE?

298. >> FIFTH FLOOR.

299. AAAAAH!

300. >> HEY, WAIT UP.

301. >> UM... YOU MUST REALLY LIKE THIS GUY, HUH?

302. >> I DON'T LIKE HIM NUMBUH 4.

303. HIM!

304. >> HUH?

305. BABIES?

306. HOSPITAL?

307. THEM INTO ADULTS FASTER.

308. I'VE GOT TO SET THESE BABIES FREE!

309. UGH!

310. AAAAAH!

311. UGH!

312. >> HEY, NUMBUH 3, I TOTALLY LOST NUMBUH 5, AND WE STILL HAVEN'T

313. >> OH, BOY, WHAT A DAY — WITH

314. THE SCALPELS AND THE...

315. >> DR. LINCOLN?

316. OH, DR. LINCOLN, DID YOU FIX HIM?

317. OH, PLEASE TELL ME HE'S OKAY.

318. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

319. >> UH, I'M SORRY, KIDS.

320. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

321. >> YOU — YOU MEAN?

322. >> THERE'S NOTHING MORE WE CAN DO, KIDS.

323. >> THERE'S... NOTHING THEY CAN DO?

324. CAN!

325. COME ON!

326. >> SHE LOVES HIM?

327. WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM?

328. WHAT'S HE GOT THAT I AIN'T GOT?

329. HEY!

330. YOU'RE — AAAAAAH!

331. >> EW.

332. SCALPEL LASER CLAW.

333. REBONE-INATOR.

334. CHILI DOG.

335. GOOD?

336. >> IS HE GONNA BE OKAY?

337. >> OKAY?

338. HE'S GONNA BE BETTER THAN OKAY.

339. HE'S GONNA BE —

340. >> THERE YOU ARE.

341. SPEEDY-RECOVERY RAINBOW MONKEY?

342. SCRAMBLIFIED?

343. >> NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!

344. I WON'T LET YOU HURT HIM!

345. >> HUH?

346. >> NICE TRY, KID NEXT DORKS.

347. I'D LOVE TO FINISH YOU AND YOUR TEAMMATES OFF, BUT I'M AFRAID

348. YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER

349. OPERATIVE'S BRAIN.

350. SO, NOW MY FRIEND, IT LOOKS LIKE

351. YOU ARE — A SKUNK?

352. >> NOT JUST ANY SKUNK!

353. I'VE TRANSFORMED NUMBUH 6 INTO A HALF SKUNK, HALF KIDS NEXT DOOR

354. OPERATIVE, HALF BUTT-KICKING

355. R.O.B.O.B.R.A.D.L.E.Y.!

356. >> R.O.B.O.B.R.A.D.L.E.Y. — ROBOTIC OPERATIVE'S BALLISTIC,

357. ODOR-BLASTING, ROCKET-ARMED

358. YUCKINESS.

359. >> WHAT?

360. WHOA!

361. AAH!

362. OH!

363. EW, THAT REEKS!

364. OH!

365. STINK! STINKY!

366. OH, THAT STINKS!

367. >> GUYS, WE GOT PROBLEMS.

368. MY SISTER'S HERE.

369. >> I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT, NUMBUH 5.

370. CREE RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HER.

371. >> ISN'T HE WONDERFUL?

372. >> UH, LISTEN.

373. NUMBUH 3?

374. I KNOW YOU, UH, LOVE THIS GUY, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I

375. HAVE TO SAY.

376. >> YES, NUMBUH 4?

377. >> UH, I... UM, I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I THINK THAT...

378. P.U. YOU STINK!

379. >> UGH!

380. YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE, MISTER!

381. I'LL — >> YOU'LL STINK OUT THE JOINT IS

382. WHAT YOU'LL — HEY, WHAT'S STINKY BRADLEY DOING

383. HERE?

384. >> WE SENT NUMBUH 6 TO SPY ON CREE.

385. OF COURSE, HE DIDN'T EXPECT TO VISIT A HOSPITAL, BUT LIKE ANY

386. GOOD OPERATIVE, HE FOUND A WAY TO COMPLETE HIS ASSIGNMENT.

387. >> WAIT A SECOND.

388. WE CAME HERE TO PROTECT BRADLEY?

389. THEN... YOU... LOVE...

390. HEY!

391. SKUNK IS YOUR BABY?

392. >> COME ON, GUYS.

393. LET'S BEAT IT BEFORE SOMEBODY

394. OPERATING ROOM.

395. >> RIGHT, EVERYBODY, LET'S GO.

396. >> SO, WHAT DID YOU REALLY WANT TO TELL ME, NUMBUH 4?

397. >> OH... UM...

398. YOUR... SHOE'S UNTIED?

399. >> NO, IT'S NOT.

400. >> WELL, IT WAS.

401. >> NUH-UH.

402. >> UH-HUH.

403. >> NUH-UH.

404. >> THEY WERE.

405. >> WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T MY OLDEST DAUGHTER.

406. P.U.!

407. WE'D BETTER TO OPERATE

408. GLANDS!

409. >> NO, STOP!

410. IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS THOSE KIDS!

411. >> 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

412. >> ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

413. ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

414. >> 5...

415. 4...

416. 3...

417. 2...

418. 1.

419. >> ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

420. ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR