Codename: Kids Next Door 3x16

Directed by Tom Warburton

Rachael MacFarlane as (voice) • Rob Paulsen as (voice) • Jennifer Hale as (voice) • Jason Harris as Commander (voice) • Frank Welker as Rainbow Monkey Kong (voice)

Numbuh 4's disgust at anything Rainbow Monkey only increases when he finds himself trapped on Rainbow Island.

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1. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY CARTOON NETWORK

2. >> HOW DO I GET MYSELF INTO THESE MESSES?

3. ONLY A LITTLE MORE, AND I'M

4. FREE!

5. >> HEY!

6. I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE LEAVING!

7. >> YEAH!

8. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TRICKED ME INTO COMING HERE.

9. >> I DIDN'T TRICK YOU.

10. I JUST SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE EXTRA-SUPER-COOLEST PLACE EVER!

11. >> I CAN THINK OF A BAZILLION COOLER PLACES THAN THE RAINBOW

12. MONKEY FAIR-AND-SHARE FAIR.

13. I COULD BE BACK AT THE TREE HOUSE, WORKING WITH

14. NUMBUH 2 ON OUR GIANT WRESTLING ROBOT RIGHT NOW!

15. BUT NO!

16. INSTEAD I'M STUCK HERE IN A GIRLY RAINBOW MONKEY WORLD.

17. BLAACCH!

18. RAINBOW MONKEYS ARE SO STUPID!

19. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!

20. >> DON'T EVER — EVER! — CALL RAINBOW MONKEYS STUPID!

21. STUPID!

22. >> STOP IT!

23. >> STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!

24. >> I'M SERIOUS!

25. >> STUPID!

26. >> STOP IT!

27. >> STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!

28. >> I SAID STOP IT!

29. >> STUPID!

30. >> STOP IT!

31. >> I'LL KEEP SAYING "STUPID" UNTIL YOU LET ME LEAVE.

32. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.

33. >> OKAY.

34. >> YES!

35. >> JUST GIVE ME MY FRIENDLY FRIEND RAINBOW MONKEY GOODBYE

36. HUG!

37. AND THEN YOU CAN GO.

38. >> FRIENDLY FRIEND RAINBOW — ARE YOU NUTS?

39. >> BUT YOU HAVE TO.

40. RAINBOW MONKEY FRIENDS CAN'T LEAVE EACH OTHER WITHOUT A

41. FRIENDLY FRIEND RAINBOW MONKEY GOODBYE HUG.

42. >> OH!

43. >> THAT'S OKAY.

44. WE'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR HIM, WON'T WE, RAINBOW MONKEY SISTER?

45. >> I GUESS SO.

46. BUT IT'S SO NOT IN THE RAINBOW MONKEY SPIRIT.

47. >> WHATEVER.

48. NOW HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS CRUDDY PLACE?

49. >> YOU KNOW, I THINK THERE'S A SPECIAL SHORTCUT RIGHT THIS WAY.

50. >> ALL RIGHT!

51. THANKS.

52. WHY CAN'T MORE GIRLS BE NORMAL, LIKE THAT ONE, INSTEAD OF ALL

53. HUGGY — AAH!

54. HOW DO I GET MYSELF INTO THESE MESSES?

55. OH!

56. WHERE AM I?

57. >> RAINBOW MONKEY ISLAND, WHERE YOU WILL SOON DISCOVER THE

58. SNUGGLY BLISS OF RAINBOW MONKEY JOY.

59. OR RECEIVE THE ULTIMATE FRIENDLY FRIEND RAINBOW MONKEY GOODBYE

60. HUG!

61. >> >>

62. >> AAH!

63. HEY, THAT TICKLES!

64. >> PUT ME DOWN!

65. AAHHH!

66. >> HMM?

67. OOH-HOO-HOO!

68. >> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

69. CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING BESIDES HUG?

70. >> UH-HUH.

71. >> STOP IT!

72. >> >> THAT IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN

73. MIND!

74. LOOK AT YOURSELF.

75. YOU'RE A GIANT MONKEY.

76. YOU ARE TOTALLY WASTING YOUR POTENTIAL.

77. >> HMM?

78. >> YEAH!

79. LET ME DOWN, AND I'LL SHOW YOU.

80. NOW, IF I WAS YOUR SIZE, I'D BE KICKING SOME SERIOUS BUTT.

81. THAT TREE, FOR INSTANCE.

82. I BET YOU COULD RIP THAT OUT OF THE GROUND AND CHUCK IT CLEAR

83. ACROSS THIS CRUDDY ISLAND.

84. MAN, YOU COULD BE ALL LIKE...

85. I'M A MONKEY MAN!

86. I'M A MONKEY MAN!

87. YAAHHH!

88. NOW YOU TRY!

89. >> >> THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

90. DESTROY SOMETHING.

91. OH.

92. OH.

93. RAAHH!

94. YAAAH!

95. >> OOH!

96. >> OH!

97. YAAH!

98. >> >> STOP!

99. OH, MAN!

100. YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO DESTROY SOMETHING.

101. W-WHAT'S IT GONNA — AAH!

102. >> >> YEAH!

103. NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE.

104. >> >> MAN, YOU ARE USELESS.

105. HUH?

106. GUYS!

107. AAH!

108. >> 45 MINUTES ON RAINBOW MONKEY ISLAND?

109. HOW DID YOU SURVIVE?

110. >> IT WASN'T EASY.

111. THAT MONSTER'S GOT TO BE THE HUGGIEST APE IN THE HISTORY OF

112. FOREVER.

113. I TRIED TO TEACH THE THING HOW TO KICK SOME BUTT.

114. I DON'T THINK IT LEARNED ANYTHING.

115. >> HE'S AFTER NUMBUH 4.

116. PAYING ATTENTION TO ME.

117. >> SO THEN LET'S TRY BOWLING FOR RAINBOW MONKEYS.

118. STEE-RIKE!

119. >> >> AAAHHHH!

120. >> LOOK OUT, MONKEY FACE, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING BANANAS.

121. ENOUGH OF YOUR MONKEY BUSINESS.

122. YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

123. YOU GET IT?

124. SEE, I SAID "MONKEY BUSINESS," AND WE'RE FIGHTING AN ACTUAL —

125. HEY!

126. >> WOW!

127. THAT WAS CLOSE.

128. ARE YOU OKA-A-Y?

129. >> WHAT'S GOING ON?

130. AAH-AAH-AAH!

131. >> WE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS.

132. >> NUMBUH 2, IS THE WRESTLING ROBOT READY YET?

133. >> I WISH.

134. I STILL HAVE TO INSTALL THE WEAPONS SYSTEM.

135. >> IT'LL HAVE TO GO WITHOUT WEAPONS!

136. >> YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

137. THAT MONKEY WILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS IN A SECOND.

138. >> THAT MONKEY IS AFTER ME!

139. I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STOP IT.

140. SO GET ME IN THAT ROBOT.

141. DO IT.

142. >> ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS, NUMBUH 4?

143. >> THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE.

144. >> CENTRAL UNIT, GO!

145. CRUISE LINER, GO!

146. SILOS, STATIONS, FACTORIES — GO!

147. CAROUSEL COMMAND CENTER, GO!

148. >> KIDS NEXT DOOR W.R.A.S.L.E.R — WRESTLING ROBOT

149. ABSOLUTELY SLAMMIFIES LARGE ENEMY RIFFRAFF.

150. >> HEY, MONKEY BOY, I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

151. HEY, COME ON!

152. YES!

153. FRIENDLY FRIEND RAINBOW MONKEY GOODBYE HUG!

154. WELL... THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT.

155. >> AW!

156. BIG, BAD NUMBUH 4 GAVE THE MONKEY A HUG!

157. >> OOH, CAN I HAVE A HUGGY-WUGGY, TOO, NUMBUH 4?

158. >> HEY!

159. THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF THAT STUPID MONKEY.

160. >> HEY!

161. >> HUH?

162. >> YOU DIDN'T JUST CALL A GIANT RAINBOW MONKEY STUPID, DID YOU?

163. >> >> HOW DO I GET MYSELF INTO

164. THESE MESSES?

165. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

166. THREE IS MY FINAL OFFER.

167. >> LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN, MY FRIEND.

168. >> HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY, FOR SUCH A PITTANCE?

169. SURELY, YOU DON'T THINK...

170. >> HELLO, HELLO!

171. COME CLOSER, DEAR FRIEND.

172. >> YES, YES, LOOK HERE.

173. SEE WHAT I CAN OFFER YOU.

174. >> BEST IN BAZAAR, YOU SEE?

175. NO FINER TO BE HAD.

176. YOU LOOK, YOU SEE, YOU BUY.

177. >> AHH.

178. I CAN SEE YOU ARE A WISE TRAVELER, FRIEND, FOR YOU HAVE

179. STOPPED AT AL SUGARH'S HUMBLE TENT.

180. PERUSE THESE MOST PRECIOUS GEMS.

181. EACH IS MORE VALUABLE THAN THE LAST.

182. COME, COME.

183. LET YOUR EYES JUDGE FOR THEMSELVES.

184. AHH!

185. SO, YOU ARE A CUSTOMER WHOSE DISCERNING TASTE YEARNS FOR

186. CANDIES MORE SUCCULENT THAN SUCH PUNY FARE, HUH?

187. PLEASE STEP INTO MY TENT.

188. I SENSE THAT YOU WISH NOT TO BE INSULTED.

189. SO, PERMIT ME TO GO RIGHT TO THE YUMMY FILLING, HUH?

190. I OFFER THE BLURPLEBERRY SUPREME!

191. PERHAPS YOU KNOW OF ITS FABLED QUALITIES, YES?

192. >> I KNOW ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT.

193. YOU STOLE IT FROM ME!

194. >> NUMBUH 5 OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

195. I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO JOURNEY SO FAR INTO THE SUGAR DESERTS

196. FOR A MERE PIECE OF CANDY.

197. >> WHY DID YOU DO IT, AL?

198. YOU KNOW A GREAT CANDY TAKEN IN GREED ALWAYS TURNS SOUR.

199. >> NAH!

200. RULE NUMBER ONE, LITTLE GIRL — NEVER LET AN ANCIENT

201. SUPERSTITION GET IN THE WAY OF PROFITS.

202. >> I WAS SAVING THAT CANDY FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION.

203. SO GIVE IT BACK.

204. >> WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL JUST HAND IT OVER?

205. AH!

206. YOU ARE FULL OF SURPRISES.

207. BUT, THEN AGAIN, SO AM I!

208. >> OH!

209. >> GOODBYE, NUMBUH 5 OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

210. NEWS OF YOUR FAILED MISSION WILL CERTAINLY RAISE THE PRICE OF MY

211. PRECIOUS JEWEL.

212. >> I'M NOT LEA—

213. >> HUH?

214. >> HEH HEH HEH!

215. SO, THAT'S WHY THEY CALL THEM JAWBREAKERS.

216. >> AHA!

217. >> >>

218. >> HUH?

219. >> AAH!

220. SO STICKY.

221. >> HMM!

222. THAT'S RIGHT.

223. WAH!

224. AAH!

225. GUTEN TAG, MEIN ABIGAIL.

226. SO GOOD OF YOU TO JOIN US.

227. >> OH, HELLO, HEINIE.

228. >> MY NAME IS HEINRICH VON MARZIPAN.

229. I THINK I MADE THAT CLEAR WHEN WE LAST MET IN GUATEMALA.

230. >> UH, HEH HEH, YEAH.

231. LISTEN, ABOUT GUATEMALA.

232. YOU SEE, SOME URGENT BUSINESS CAME UP, AND —

233. >> AND YOU LEFT ME HOLDING THE BAG OF SACRED GOLDEN CARAMELS

234. JUST AS THE AUTHORITIES ARRIVED.

235. MONTH.

236. >> OH, I AM SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT.

237. AND I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

238. SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE ME MY CANDY BACK —

239. >>

240. >> I GUESS NOT.

241. >> AND WHY IS THIS CANDY SO IMPORTANT TO YOU?

242. >> I AM SAVING IT FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION.

243. >> AH!

244. SO AM I, ABBY.

245. I'M GOING TO USE IT TO UNLOCK THE TOMB OF

246. KING TWO TONS OF CANDY.

247. >> HAS ALL THE SUGAR GONE TO YOUR HEAD, HEINIE?

248. YOU KNOW THAT TOMB IS CURSED.

249. >> I DON'T CARE ABOUT SUPERSTITION.

250. I'M IN IT FOR THE CANDY.

251. AND THAT IS WHY HEINRICH VON MARZIPAN IS THE

252. WORLD'S GREATEST CANDY HUNTER, NOT YOU!

253. >> GO SUCK ON A SALT LICK.

254. >> OOH!

255. SO BITTER.

256. HERE.

257. A PAYMENT FOR YOUR JEWEL.

258. LET'S SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN SURVIVE ALONE IN THE DESERT ON

259. THOSE.

260. OH, AND BY THE WAY, THAT CANDY'S SUGAR-FREE.

261. >> I THINK I'LL MAKE DO.

262. >> STOP THAT!

263. OH!

264. NO!

265. GO AWAY!

266. SHE'S GONE!

267. FIND HER!

268. SEARCH EVERYWHERE!

269. I WANT TO SEE THAT SOUR BALL IN CHAINS WHEN I GET BACK!

270. I WANT TO SEE THAT SOUR BALL IN CHAINS WHEN I GET BACK!

271. KING TWO TONS OF CANDY!

272. AT LAST!

273. THE ENTRANCE TO THE EIGHTH SUGARY WONDER OF THE WORLD.

274. WELL, THERE'S ONLY SEVEN NOW!

275. IT'S... IT'S... BEAUTIFUL!

276. SWE-E-E-E-ET!

277. LET'S SEE.

278. AH, TO LICORICE!

279. KING TWO TONS OF CANDY'S TREASURE!

280. HMM...

281. IT SAYS...

282. FROM THE FOREHEAD, YE SHALL CONTROL THE SARCOPHAGUS.

283. BUT SHARE NOT AND...

284. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

285. WHO GIVES A CARAMEL?

286. THE KING'S HEADPIECE.

287. NOW FOR THE ULTIMATE PRIZE!

288. >> DON'T DO IT, HEINIE!

289. IF YOU'D FINISHED THE INSCRIPTION, YOU WOULD SEE THAT

290. IT SAYS, "FROM THE FOREHEAD, YE SHALL CONTROL THE SARCOPHAGUS.

291. BUT SHARE NOT, AND ONLY TASTE ASPARAGUS."

292. >> YOU DON'T FOOL ME, HONEY.

293. YOU WERE GOING TO COME HERE WITHOUT ME AND TAKE EVERYTHING.

294. JUST LIKE WHAT YOU TRIED TO DO IN GUATEMALA!

295. >> NOW, NOW, HEINRICH, YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED.

296. >> I AM THE BEST THERE IS, AND I WILL PROVE IT!

297. >> NO!

298. >> THE CANDY'S ALL MINE!

299. I CONTROL THE CANDY NOW,

300. ABIGAIL, AND IT FEELS SWEET!

301. AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!

302. NOT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE!

303. HMM?

304. BLECCHH!

305. THIS CANDY TASTES LIKE ASPARAGUS!

306. YOU!

307. WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE CANDY?

308. >> I WARNED YOU!

309. >> LIE!

310. YOU WILL PAY FOR TRICKING ME, ABIGAIL!

311. >> UH-OH.

312. >> >> AAH!

313. OH, MAN!

314. WHAT NOW?

315. >> LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE REACHED THE

316. LAST CHOCOLATE IN THE BOX, FRAULEIN.

317. ANY LAST WORDS?

318. >> YEAH!

319. GIVE ME BACK MY CANDY!

320. WAH!

321. SO LONG, DUMMY MUMMY!

322. >> N-O-O-O-O-O-O!

323. TUMMY...

324. >> MMM-MMM-MMM.

325. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE?

326. A GREAT CANDY TAKEN IN GREED ALWAYS TURNS SOUR.

327. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

328. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NUMBUH 1.

329. HOPE YOU CELEBRATE RIGHT TODAY.

330. >> SORRY I'M LATE, NUMBUH 1.

331. I HAD TO PICK UP YOUR GIFT.

332. >> OPEN IT, OPEN IT, OPEN IT!

333. >> HURRY!

334. >> BLURPLEBERRY?

335. YUCK!

336. YOU KNOW I PREFER CHERRY.

337. >> OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

338. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

339. >> WHAT DID I SAY?

340. >> 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

341. >> ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

342. ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

343. >> 5...

344. 4...

345. 3...

346. 2...

347. 1.

348. >> ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

349. ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR