Codename: Kids Next Door 3x15

Directed by Tom Warburton

Rachael MacFarlane as (voice) • Jennifer Hale as (voice)

Hoagie and the gang go to the KND Academy to watch his brother Tommy graduate while Father plans an all-out attack.

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1. >> MY FELLOW OPERATIVES AND COMRADES IN KIDDOM, AS NUMBAH

2. 362, SUPREME KIDS NEXT DOOR LEADER, IT IS MY GREAT HONOR TO

3. WELCOME YOU TO...

4. CADETS NEXT DOOR GRADUATION!

5. >> >> CONDUCTING EACH NEW GROUP OF

6. CADETS...

7. >> >> WHAT'S THE MATTER, TOMMY?

8. >> THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, BUT MY

9. FRIENDS WON'T EVEN SHOW UP.

10. THEY'RE PROBABLY ALL OFF HAVING A "WE DON'T LIKE TOMMY" ICE

11. CREAM PARTY OR SOMETHING.

12. >> UNFORTUNATELY, DUE TO THE

13. PARTY INSTEAD OF GUARDING IT, WE CAN'T TECHNICALLY INDUCT OUR

14. COMPUTER-MABOB.

15. >> I WOULDN'T BE TOO SURE ABOUT THAT.

16. >> WE CAME TO SEE MY LITTLE BROTHER GRADUATE.

17. >> SO, WE THOUGHT WE'D BRING A LITTLE GRADUATION GIFT, COURTESY

18. DOWN THE LANE.

19. >> AND WHAT A GIFT IT IS.

20. >> KIDS NEXT DOOR CODE MODULE.

21. CONNECTION VERIFIED.

22. >> >> YEAH!

23. >> WELL, THEN, WE MIGHT AS WELL START WITH...

24. TOMMY GILLIGAN.

25. >> WISH ME L-LUCK.

26. >> TOMMY, DO YOU SWEAR TO BATTLE ADULT TYRANNY WITHOUT CAUSE,

27. WITHOUT FAIL, AND WITHOUT REST, EXCEPT FOR COOKIE BREAKS?

28. >> CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO DIE.

29. >> VERY WELL.

30. COMPUTER-MABOB.

31. >> WITH THIS BOOGER, I DO HEREBY

32. DOOR.

33. NEXT DOOR CODE OF BRAVERY,

34. STRENGTH, AND ALL-NIGHT CHOCOLATE MILK SHAKE PARTIES,

35. ANOTHER WORTHIER KID'S BOOGER,

36. DOOR FOREVER!

37. I CHOOSE THE CODE NAME...

38. NUMBAH "T"!

39. >> >> "T's" NOT A NUMBER, LOSER!

40. >> BUT I WANT TO BE NUMBAH "T"!

41. I WANNA, I WANNA, I WANNA!

42. I WANNA BE "T"!

43. >> GENETIC MATERIAL ACCEPTED.

44. COMPUTER-MABOB.

45. >> WELCOME TO THE KIDS NEXT DOOR, OPERATIVE...

46. >> ... NUMBAH "T."

47. >> YOU SHALL SERVE KIDS

48. HEADQUARTERS IN...

49. >> ... SECTOR "B."

50. >> WELCOME TO THE KIDS NEXT DOOR, NUMBAH, UH, "T."

51. >> >> ALL RIGHT!

52. THE WAY IN SECTOR B!

53. THAT?

54. >> WE'RE SECTOR "B," EINSTEIN.

55. >> OH.

56. >> THANKS, EVERYBODY.

57. DAY — THE DAY WHEN I'D BECOME A

58. TOTALLY COOL...

59. >> SO, THE LITTLE BRAT WHO

60. JOINED HIS FRIENDS'

61. ITS UTTER DESTRUCTION.

62. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MY DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN?

63. >> Together: YES, FATHER.

64. >>

65. WHAT'S GOING ON?

66. BEN?

67. >> >> BAD DOG. BAD.

68. I SAID BAD... DOG?

69. >> >> YOU... JUST MADE A BIG

70. MISTAKE, YOUNG MAN!

71. A BIG MISTAKE!

72. >> YOU'LL FIND AS YOU PROGRESS

73. REWARDS GROW AS YOU DO.

74. >> ISN'T THIS GREAT?

75. I'M FINALLY A KID NEXT DOOR, AND I'M IN THE COOLEST SECTOR EVER!

76. I'M GOING TO GET A ROOM NEXT TO NUMBAH 1, AND WE'LL HANG OUT ALL

77. FIGHT BAD GUYS!

78. POW! BAM! BOOM!

79. AND EVERYTHING!

80. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, HUH?

81. HUH? HUH?

82. >> WHAT?

83. IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE'S MY BROTHER.

84. >> ATTENTION...

85. THIS IS NUMBAH 88.

86. FATHER'S DEVICE IS OPERATIONAL!

87. HE'S GOT THE — AYY, NO, NO, NO.

88. >> WE'VE LOST THE SIGNAL!

89. >> KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STATIONS!

90. SECTOR "B," YOU'RE WITH ME.

91. >> OH, MY FIRST MISSION!

92. HEY, WAIT FOR ME!

93. >> LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!

94. LOCK AND LOAD, YOU BABIES!

95. I WANT 17 KIDS ON EVERY WING IN THIS 2-5-4 FLEET.

96. DO YOU GET ME?

97. >> WE GET YOU, SIR.

98. >> IT'S ANOTHER GLORIOUS DAY IN THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

99. A DAY IN THE KND IS A DAY OUT OF SCHOOL.

100. EVERY MEAL IS ICE CREAM, EVERY SHOW'S A CARTOON, EVERY

101. FORMATION'S A DODGE-BALL GAME.

102. THE KIDS NEXT DOOR!

103. >> ALL BATTERIES ON MY MARK.

104. FIRE!

105. >> IT'S NO GOOD, SIR.

106. THE MANSION'S ARMORED UP.

107. >> THEN LET'S GIVE THEM A TASTE OF OUR MISSILES.

108. LET'S GO, GO, GO!

109. >> TARGET IN SIGHT.

110. GET 'EM. LET'S GO!

111. THIS IS NUMBAH 86.

112. I'D SAY WE'VE GOT THEIR ATTENTION...

113. BUT WE DON'T KNOW HOW LONG WE CAN HOLD THEM BACK!

114. >> DON'T WORRY.

115. WE'LL MAKE IT COUNT.

116. OKAY, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP.

117. NUMBAH 88 IS UNDERCOVER CHECKING

118. A SINGLE, HUGE, WEAPONS SYSTEM.

119. KNOWING FATHER, IT MUST BE A

120. ADULTS.

121. >> EXACTLY.

122. I'M SENDING YOUR TEAM IN TO TAKE OUT THAT DEVICE.

123. DON'T TAKE CHANCES ON THIS ONE, GUYS.

124. GEAR UP IN YOUR BIRTHDAY SUITS.

125. >> WHAT?

126. >> SHE MEANT THESE BIRTHDAY SUITS, TOMMY — THE KIND THAT

127. KEEP YOU FROM AGING.

128. >> WELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?

129. I'M NEW HERE.

130. >> THAT'S OKAY.

131. WE DIDN'T HAVE A SUIT FOR YOU YET ANYWAY.

132. REAR.

133. >> HE SHOULD COVER HIS OWN REAR WHILE HE'S AT IT.

134. >> YEAH.

135. >> AHH!

136. "T," I, UH, I-I

137. NEED TO ATTEND TO THE TROOPS.

138. CARRY ON.

139. >> STUPID OFFICERS.

140. I'M A GRADUATED OPERATIVE.

141. I'M JUST AS GOOD AS ANY OF THEM!

142. BY MYSELF.

143. HMM.

144. >> AHH.

145. OUR GUESTS HAVE ARRIVED.

146. BATTLE, MY DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN.

147. I WISH TO GIVE SECTOR "B" THE BENEFIT OF MY FULL ATTENTION.

148. >> UGH!

149. >> WATCH IT.

150. >> THE AGINGIZATION DEVICE SHOULD BE AROUND HERE.

151. >> WHERE?

152. >> I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!

153. OH, THAT'S A LOT B— AHHH!

154. >> >> HELLO AND GOODBYE!

155. >> AHHHH!

156. >> I'M COMING, GUYS!

157. >> >>

158. AWWW!

159. >> I'M SO VERY GLAD YOU COULD

160. CHANGE YOUR LIVES FOREVER!

161. >> KIDS NEXT DOOR, ACTIVATE YOUR

162. PROTECTIVE POWER.

163. TOUGH LUCK, FATHER.

164. OUR 2x4 TECHNOLOGY MAKES US

165. AGING EFFECT.

166. >> YES!

167. >> I'M IMPRESSED — OR RATHER I

168. CHANGE YOUR AGES!

169. >> IF?

170. IF THIS THING DOESN'T CHANGE AGES, THEN WHAT IN THE HE—

171. AYYY!

172. AYYYYYY!

173. >> >> WHY WOULD I WANT YOU BRATS TO

174. JOIN ME IN GLORIOUS ADULTHOOD?

175. YOU'VE ANNOYED ME ENOUGH AS LITTLE CHILDREN.

176. >> UH, NUMBAH 1, UH — THIS DOESN'T LOOK SO — AHHHH!

177. >> >> OHHH! THAT'S HORRIBLE!

178. >> HORRIBLE?

179. ADORABLE!

180. HEY, THAT RHYMES!

181. >> UM, CAN'T WE WORK

182. SOMETHING — AHHHH!

183. >> HOAGIE!

184. >> I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID THIS, FATHER, BUT WE'LL STOP

185. YOU.

186. THE KIDS NEXT DOOR NEVER QUIT.

187. >> >> AHHH!

188. >> NO-O-O-O-O!

189. >> KEEP FIRING, SOLDIERS!

190. GIVE 'EM HECK!

191. AHHHHHH!

192. >> SPLATIFICATION MISSILES, FIRE!

193. >> WE CAN'T HOLD THEM OFF FOREVER, SIR!

194. >> NUMBAH 362, WE CAN'T STOP FATHER'S KNIGHTAMATONS!

195. >> HOLD YOUR POSITION.

196. INFILTRATE THE MANSION.

197. >> WHO DID YOU SEND IN?

198. >> NUMBERS 1 THROUGH 5 OF SECTOR "B."

199. >> WE'RE DOOMED.

200. >>

201. >> OH, MAN.

202. FATHER'S TURNED THE KIDS NEXT DOOR INTO ANIMALS!

203. AHH! WHOA!

204. WHOA. WAAAA!

205. AHH! OOH! UH! AH!

206. >> WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU LITTLE BRAT.

207. >> HEY!

208. I'M KIDS NEXT DOOR NOW, SO THAT'S BIG BRAT TO YOU,

209. THE BLOCK!

210. >> THAT'S DOWN THE LANE.

211. >> OH, WHATEVER.

212. LISTEN, I'D LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT, BUT I CAN'T TALK TO

213. ANIMALS.

214. >> WHAT ARE YOU — >>

215. TOMMY, YOU'RE A GENIU— HUH?

216. >> OHH.

217. YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

218. OPERATIVES.

219. >> BUT-BUT-BUT — BUT HOW CAN IT

220. TELL THE DIFFERENCE?

221. >> WHO CARES?

222. EVERYTHING.

223. SO, LET'S TALK TURKEY, TURKEY.

224. >> WAHHHH!

225. WAAH! WAH! WAHHHHH!

226. AHHH! AH-HA! AH-HA — >> WHOA.

227. >> HOLD UP, SHORTY.

228. >> THERE'S NO TIME.

229. FATHER IS MEAN. HE HAS A RAY.

230. HE'LL CHANGE US ALL TO ANIMALS

231. MY BROTHER — OOH!

232. >> GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, KID!

233. LOOK, I KNOW IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY AND ALL, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO

234. >> AHHHH!

235. >> WELL, THAT FIGURES.

236. >> SO, WANT TO RUN AWAY SCREAMING?

237. >> AFTER YOU.

238. >> AHHHHH!

239. >> FULL RETREAT!

240. FULL RE— UGH!

241. AHH! OH! UGH. OHH.

242. AHH! AHHHHH!

243. >> HOLD ON. I GOT YOU.

244. >> RUN, CHILDREN.

245. RUN LIKE ANIMALS.

246. >> OKAY, KIDS NEXT DOOR, THAT

247. ANY MINUTE.

248. BECOMING... THIS.

249. >> I THINK WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO

250. ANIMALIZATION EFFECTS.

251. >> SO WHAT?

252. WE'LL JUST GET OUR BUTTS KICKED AGAIN.

253. >> MAYBE, BUT WE'LL BE DESTROYED FOR CERTAIN IF WE DO NOTHING.

254. NOW.

255. WE'RE GOING BACK AND SHOWING

256. NEXT DOOR!

257. >>

258. >> TOMMY, I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR

259. BROTHER AND HIS TEAMMATES.

260. >> THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

261. NEXT DOOR WITH MY BIG BROTHER.

262. BUT NOW...

263. I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT.

264. BROTHER BACK.

265. >> DON'T WORRY, TOMMY.

266. WE'LL GET SECTOR "B" BACK TO

267. WE'RE KIDS NEXT DOOR, AND WE DON'T QUIT!

268. >> CAPTAIN, WE'RE GOOD TO GO.

269. >> ALL RIGHT, THEN.

270. KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STATIONS.

271. >> HEY, WHERE'S MY BIRTHDAY SUIT?

272. >> I'M SORRY, TOMMY.

273. WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SUITS, AND I'M GOING TO NEED AS MUCH

274. MISSION.

275. >> NO FAIR!

276. I GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE, TOO!

277. >> LIKE I SAID, TOMMY, I'M SORRY.

278. >> CAPTAIN, WE'RE 10 SECONDS AWAY FROM THE RAY'S SPHERE.

279. >> OKAY, KIDS NEXT DOOR, ACTIVATE BIRTHDAY SUITS.

280. HERE WE GO!

281. >> IT'S WORKING.

282. THE SUIT'S ARE ACTUALLY WORKING.

283. >> WHEW.

284. WHAT WAS THAT?

285. >> I — I DON'T — I — MOO-O-O-O-O-O!

286. >> LOW FREQUENCY.

287. >> >> [ MOOING, COOING, AND

288. BARKING ] >> STUPID.

289. I'M GOING TO TRANSFORM EVERY KID NEXT DOOR... BOOGERHEAD FATHER!

290. BE BRAVE, TOMMY.

291. REMEMBER, THE KIDS NEXT DOOR NEVER, EVER QUIT.

292. OR DO THEY?

293. >> CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER, FATHER.

294. >> YES, MY CHILDREN.

295. FOREVER!

296. >> ENOUGH!

297. GO CLEAN OUT THE ANIMAL PENS.

298. MUSEUM!

299. >> AWWWW.

300. >> OH, THESE KIDS TODAY, ALWAYS WHINING ABOUT GETTING PETS, BUT

301. DO THEY CLEAN UP AFTER THEM?

302. NO!

303. HMM.

304. THEY'VE FORGOTTEN THE PAIL AND POOPER-SCOOPER.

305. DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN, GET BACK IN HERE!

306. I SAID GET IN HERE NOW!

307. >> >> SHEEP?

308. BUT — HOW!

309. >> SURPRISE, BOOGERHEAD!

310. MACHINE WORKS.

311. YOUR COMPUTER, ALONG WITH THE

312. KIDS NEXT DOOR'S SUPERCOMPUTER.

313. THAT WAY, YOUR RAY THINGY WOULD

314. ACTIVE KIDS NEXT DOOR MEMORY.

315. SO, I DID THE SIMPLEST THING IN THE WORLD.

316. I QUIT THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

317. >> NOT BAD, BRAT, BUT — >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

318. I AM NOT FINISHED YET.

319. JEEZ, GET SOME MANNERS, WHY DON'T YOU?

320. NOW, WHERE WAS I?

321. OH, YEAH.

322. KIDS NEXT DOOR, SO NOW, THE ONLY

323. DOOR BACK TO NORMAL.

324. >> HMM.

325. >> SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

326. ALREADY.

327. >> NAH.

328. ANNOYING.

329. IMPROVEMENT.

330. >> MAN, YOU REALLY ARE EVIL!

331. >> YES, I KNOW.

332. >> AHHHH!

333. WHAT?

334. >> THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN, TOMMY!

335. UGH.

336. >> [ SQUAWKS, GROWLS, AND

337. BARKS ] >> AHH!

338. WHY, YOU MANGY LITTLE — HEY!

339. STOP. NO. HUH. WHAT?

340. GET — GET OFF!

341. THAT'S IT!

342. ME ENOUGH GRIEF.

343. THIS ENDS NOW!

344. >> HEY, COME ON, COME ON.

345. GOT IT.

346. WELL, THAT'S — UH-OH.

347. WAAAHHHHH!

348. >> YOU!

349. RUNT OF THE LITTER, AND I AM

350. LESSON — A LESSON THAT'S —

351. >> EXCUSE ME.

352. CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING?

353. >> WHAT?

354. >> WELCOME TO THE KIDS NEXT DOOR!

355. >> YOU — WHAT DID YOU — HUH?

356. >> AHHHH!

357. WELL, THAT OUGHT TO TEACH YOU TO

358. NEXT DOOR!

359. >> HOAGIE, YOU'RE BACK!

360. >> ARE YOU SURE THERE ISN'T ANY WAY TO REINSTATE TOMMY?

361. >> YEAH, MY LITTLE BROTHER SAVED US ALL.

362. HE SHOULD BE ONE OF US.

363. >> SORRY, GUYS.

364. IT CAN'T BE DONE.

365. >> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

366. IF TOMMY'S OUT, THEN I'M OUT.

367. >> ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T DO SOMETHING?

368. >> NO.

369. >> HEY!

370. KIDS NEXT DOOR!

371. >> YES, WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME.

372. YOU WERE SAYING, NUMBAH 362?

373. >> ANYONE WHO TAKES THEIR BOOGER

374. EXCLUDED FROM RE-ENTRY.

375. IT'S A COMPUTER FAILSAFE TO

376. FROM REHACKING INTO OUR SYSTEM.

377. >> WELL, THAT'S JUST NO FAIR!

378. >> THAT'S OKAY, KUKI.

379. FROM NOW ON, I WORK ALONE.

380. KIDS.

381. EAR — "OOH, HE'S GOOD."

382. MY ASSISTANCE, I SHALL RETURN TO

383. SAVE YOU ALL OVER AGAIN, FOR I AM...

384. THE TOMMY!

385. >> HMM.

386. "I WORK ALONE.

387. I AM THE TOMMY."

388. HE IS DEFINITELY YOUR BROTHER,

389. NUMBAH 2.

390. >> >> HEY, WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO

391. MEAN?

392. >> 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

393. >> ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

394. ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

395. >> 5...

396. 4...

397. 3...

398. 2...

399. 1.

400. >> ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

401. ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR