Codename: Kids Next Door 3x14

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Upon returning to the Treehouse, an injured Numbuh 1 orders a lockdown! But it soon becomes clear that the five are trapped with Count Spankulot! But is the Count the real intruder? Or is another spank-happy vampire in their midsts?

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1. >> KIDS NEXT DOOR, AS YOU ALL KNOW TOO WELL, THE DELIGHTFUL

2. DELICIOUS BIRTHDAY CAKE.

3. THIS YEAR, THEY'VE TRIED TO EVADE US BY FLEEING THE COUNTRY.

4. BUT, THANKS TO THE 2x4

5. NUMBUH 5 PLANTED ON THEM, WE'VE

6. LOWER SPREKENHEIM.

7. WILL TAKE THE CAKE.

8. >> I SAY WE BEAT THE CRUD OUT OF THEM.

9. >> SIMPLE.

10. >> WE COULD ASK THEM TO SHARE THE CAKE REALLY, REALLY NICELY!

11. >> SIMPLEMINDED.

12. >> NUMBUH 5 SAYS WE GO OVER

13. ROBOT SO WE DON'T GET OUR BUTTS

14. KNOW THEY GOT WAITING FOR US.

15. >> OR WE COULD EGG-INATE THEM

16. EGGS, ALL LOADED INTO MY LATEST INVENTION.

17. >> KIDS NEXT DOOR E.G.G.A.P.U.L.T. — ENORMOUS

18. USING LATEST TECHNOLOGY.

19. >> CAKES ARE MADE OUT OF EGGS ANYWAY, SO THE MASSIVE PAYLOAD

20. HARMING THE CAKE.

21. >> THAT IS BRILLIANT!

22. THIS IS STUPID!

23. IN MY ROOM?

24. >> WELL, I WASN'T GOING TO PUT ROOM.

25. >> GETTING LATE.

26. WE'RE ALL GOING TO NEED SOME SHUT-EYE FOR TOMORROW'S MISSION.

27. >> YEP.

28. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, NUMBUH 1.

29. >> AAH!

30. OH... COME BACK HERE, YOU...

31. THAT CAKE IS MINE...

32. HMM?

33. >> >> AAAAH!

34. >> NUMBUH 1, WHAT'S GOING... ON?

35. >> GET THESE STUPID THINGS OFF ME!

36. >> OH, MAN! MY EGGS!

37. >> CHICKEES!

38. AND SNUGGLE AND LOVE!

39. >> HMM.

40. DECENT CHICKEN FINGERS?

41. >> >> OH, LOOK!

42. THE CHICKEES HAVE TO GO POTTY.

43. >> AAH!

44. NUMBUH 5, THE WINDOW.

45. NUMBUH 2, EMERGENCY TURD-IFICATION.

46. >> >>

47. >> MAN, THAT WAS TOO CLOSE.

48. >> AGREED, NUMBUH 5.

49. NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

50. EGGS OR NO EGGS, WE HAVE A MISSION.

51. AN EGG, WE'LL GO BACK TO THE

52. DEFAULT PLAN.

53. >> WE ASK THEM TO SHARE?

54. >> NO, WE BEAT THE CRUD OUT OF THEM.

55. >> YEAH! NOW YOU'RE TALKING!

56. >> WE BLOW IN, STORM THE CASTLE, KICK THEIR BUTTS, AND WE'RE

57. EATING CAKE FOR LUNCH.

58. AAAAH!

59. >> YOU WERE SAYING?

60. >> WHAT IS IT WITH THESE

61. THINGS?

62. >> AW, THE CHICKEES THINK HE'S THEIR MOMMY.

63. >> HEY, MOMMY, CAN I HAVE A GLASS OF MILK?

64. >> I AM NOT A MOMMY!

65. >> I THINK A CERTAIN MOMMY'S A LITTLE BIT CRANKY.

66. >> UGH.

67. NUMBUH 5, LOCATION REPORT, PLEASE.

68. >> WE GOT ANOTHER 97 CHICKS...

69. I MEAN CLICKS, BEFORE WE — OH, MAN, THESE STUPID BIRDS KEEP

70. MESSING UP MY CONSOLE.

71. >> RELAX, NUMBUH 5, THEY JUST WANT TO HELP.

72. >> IS THAT ALL THESE LITTLE RATS

73. WITH WINGS CAN DO?

74. THE FRYER!

75. >> >> WHAT DID I SAY?

76. WHAT DID I SAY?

77. >> NUMBUH 2, WE NEED AN IMMEDIATE POTTY DROP NOW!

78. >>

79. >> WHEW!

80. OHHH!

81. >> AFTER BATHROOM BREAK, THE

82. READ THEM A STORY.

83. >> I AM NOT THEIR MOMMY!

84. >> >> AND I AM ONLY READING THEM

85. STORY.

86. "ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD, AND THE

87. WOLF ATE HER.

88. THE END."

89. >> THE CHICKEES WANT YOU TO READ IT SLOWER, SILLY — ESPECIALLY

90. PERCY.

91. RIGHT, PERCY?

92. >> >> UGH!

93. NUMBUH 3, I KNOW YOU THINK THESE

94. FLUFFY, BUT WE'RE ON A MISSION!

95. DISCIPLINE, NOT CUDDLY

96. FLUFFINESS.

97. READY TO JUMP WHEN I SAY "JUMP"!

98. >> WHOA!

99. AAAAH!

100. >> WELL, WE'RE IN THE RIGHT

101. PLACE ANYWAYS.

102. >> THAT'S IT!

103. FOLLOWING ME.

104. >> THAT'S OKAY.

105. IT'S THE CHICKEES' TV TIME ANYWAY.

106. >> AAH!

107. >> >> YOU'RE JOKING.

108. WATCH TV?

109. >> OF COURSE, SILLY!

110. >> WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

111. >> BECAUSE!

112. LITTLE BUNDLES OF JOY.

113. >> WHATEVER.

114. COME ON.

115. >> OKAY!

116. MAKE SURE BING-BING DOESN'T PICK ON MR. FRECKLES, WENDY SUE.

117. >> TODAY, NUMBUH 3!

118. >> MOMMY'S STILL CRANKY.

119. >> Together: AHH, I THINK WE'RE READY FOR OUR

120. CLOSE-UP.

121. GREETINGS, CHILDREN OF THE WORLD.

122. WE'RE SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR STUPID SHOWS, BUT IT'S OUR

123. BIRTHDAY.

124. SO TODAY YOU'RE GOING TO SIT

125. CAKE THAT YOU'LL NEVER GET TO

126. TASTE.

127. >> YOU BETTER SAVE SOME ROOM,

128. FREAKS, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO

129. THAT CAKE.

130. >> UM, WE DON'T LET THEM EAT THE CAKE, NUMBUH 2.

131. YOU EAT THE CAKE, WHICH WE'RE NOT GOING

132. TO DO.

133. >> MAN, YOU GOT TO WORK ON THAT.

134. >> OH, LOOK — NIGEL AND HIS

135. OUR PRESENTS.

136. >> KNOCK IT OFF.

137. YOU KNOW WE DON'T WANT YOUR PRESENTS.

138. YOU.

139. >>

140. >> WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE?

141. GIANT ROBOT.

142. >> KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STATIONS!

143. >> >> UH-OH!

144. >> AAH!

145. >> OHH-AAH!

146. OH...

147. >> TAKE THIS AND THAT!

148. AAH!

149. >> AAH HA HA HA HA!

150. AAH!

151. AAH!

152. UGH!

153. >> OKAY, GIFT BOX, PREPARE TO BE RETURNED.

154. >> >> AAH HA HA HA HA HA!

155. LET ME OUT!

156. >> UGH.

157. >> >> NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY OUR

158. SWORD THROUGH THE NIGEL!

159. NIGHTY-NIGHT, NIG— >> AAH!

160. >> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU — WHOA!

161. >> CHECK IT OUT — NUMBUH 1's A CHICK MAGNET!

162. >> OH, JUST STOP IT.

163. >> >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S GET

164. HIM!

165. FOR MOMMY!

166. >> >> AAH!

167. HA HA!

168. >> HUH?

169. >> YEAH!

170. WHOA!

171. WHOOPSIE!

172. >> AAH! AAH!

173. >> HYAH!

174. AAH!

175. AAAH!

176. NICE JOB, CHICKEES.

177. MOMMY'S VERY PROUD.

178. NOW, THEN...

179. >> >> OH.

180. OH, THAT'S OKAY, CHICKEES.

181. BUSINESS.

182. I CAN HANDLE THIS.

183. EVERY YEAR, WE GO THROUGH THE

184. OF YOUR DELICIOUS CAKE.

185. SO THAT'S WHY THIS...

186. YEAR...

187. THIS YEAR, WE'RE GOING TO LET

188. YOURSELVES.

189. >> HUH?

190. >> I MEAN, WHO ARE WE TO INTERRUPT YOUR SPECIAL DAY?

191. IT'S YOUR CAKE. YOU DESERVE IT.

192. COME ALONG, TEAM.

193. >> ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

194. THESE CHICKS AND THEN THERE'S

195. >>

196. >> UH, YOU KNOW, NUMBUH 1 IS RIGHT.

197. YOU DO DESERVE IT.

198. >> UH... THANK YOU.

199. >> EW, THEY'RE EATING IT!

200. >>

201. AAH!

202. >> ATTENTION, KIDS NEXT DOOR, THIS IS NUMBUH 1 EN ROUTE TO

203. IMMEDIATE CODE L-62.

204. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

205. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

206. >> YOU READY?

207. >> LET'S DO THIS.

208. >> YOU HAVE REQUESTED EMERGENCY CODE L-62 — TOTAL

209. LOCKDOWN-IFICATION.

210. >> KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE NUMBUH 5, SECOND-IN-COMMAND OF

211. SECTOR "V."

212. >> KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE NUMBUH 2, 2x4 TECHNOLOGY OFFICER

213. OF SECTOR "V."

214. >> CONFIRMED.

215. PLEASE VERIFY GENETIC CODE.

216. AUTHORIZATION ACCEPTED.

217. LOCKDOWN-IFICATION.

218. >> COOL!

219. >> COME ON!

220. >> WHOA!

221. >> COMMENCING TREEHOUSE SCAN.

222. SCANS SHOW NO INTRUDERS.

223. YOU GOT A VISUAL ON NUMBUH 1?

224. >> NEGATIVE.

225. HE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE IT.

226. >> HE'LL MAKE IT.

227. >> COME ON, COME ON!

228. >> WHERE IS HE?

229. IF HE DOESN'T GET IN, HE'LL BE LOCKED OUT UNTIL SUNRISE.

230. >> HOLD ON.

231. I-I THINK I SEE SOMETHING.

232. >> IT'S NUMBUH 1!

233. UH-OH!

234. LOOK OUT!

235. AAH!

236. NUMBUH 1!

237. NUMBUH 1!

238. NUMBUH 5 HAS GOT TO SAY THIS FOR NUMBUH 1.

239. HE SURE IS LUCKY.

240. >> YEAH, THERE'S NOT A SCRATCH ON HIM.

241. >> WHY DO YOU THINK HE ORDERED THE L-62?

242. >> I DON'T HAVE A — THE TACHYMABOB'S PICKED UP AN

243. INTRUDER!

244. >> BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

245. WE LOCKED DOWN.

246. >> MUST BE A MALFUNCTION, BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE A LOOK AROUND

247. JUST IN CASE.

248. NUMBUH 2, YOU STAY HERE WITH NUMBUH 1.

249. DON'T LEAVE HIM FOR A SECOND.

250. AND, NUMBUH 4, GO WAKE UP NUMBUH 3, WOULD YOU?

251. SHE KNOWS IT'S AGAINST THE RULES TO SLEEP THROUGH AN L-62.

252. >> NO, THANK YOU, BIG-BOTTOM

253. RAINBOW MONKEY.

254. I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EAT ANOTHER CHOCOLATE ECLAIR.

255. BIG-BOTTOM RAINBOW MONKEY?

256. WHERE ARE YOU?

257. OH, THERE YOU ARE!

258. HOW DID YOU GET WAY OVER THERE?

259. DID YOU GO FOR A JOG?

260. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOSE WEIGHT FOR ME, SILLY.

261. I'LL ALWAYS —

262. AAH!

263. >> MAN, THIS PIECE OF JUNK'S GOT ME RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES.

264. >> AAH!

265. >> NUMBUH 3!

266. >> OW! OW! OW!

267. >> COOL DOWN, NUMBUH 3.

268. IT'S OKAY.

269. WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN — >> I CAN'T!

270. IT HURTS!

271. >> ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING DOWN?

272. HUH?

273. OH, NO!

274. >> >> COUNT SPANKULOT.

275. >> BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS LOCKED UP IN JAIL.

276. >> LOOKS LIKE HE'S LOCKED IN HERE WITH US NOW.

277. >>

278. TREEHOUSE, NUMBUH 5.

279. WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

280. I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE SPANKED!

281. >> CAN'T BE DONE.

282. ONCE YOU'RE LOCKED DOWN, YOU'RE LOCKED UP UNTIL SUNRISE.

283. BUT, IN THE MEANTIME, LET'S GET

284. NUMBUH 1 IS AWAKE YET.

285. COUNT ESCAPED.

286. >> I AM NOT JOKING.

287. HERE, OR ELSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO

288. NEED DOUBLE-CHEEK TRANSPLANTS.

289. >> WOULD YOU BE QUIET, NUMBUH 4?

290. NUMBUH 2!

291. >> YEOW!

292. OWIE OW OW OW OW OW!

293. OOH, THAT HURTS!

294. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE IN THE HALL?

295. >> I-I JUST LEFT THE LAB FOR A SECOND TO GRAB A SNACK.

296. AND WHEN I CAME BACK, ALL I HEARD WAS THAT HORRIBLE LAUGH.

297. AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW, PADDLE CITY.

298. >> WELL, IT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR LEAVING YOUR POST.

299. HMM.

300. YOU'RE LUCKY NUMBUH 1 IS OKAY.

301. >> WE'LL ALL BE LUCKY TO GET OUT

302. ATTACHED TO OUR BODIES.

303. >> YEOW OW OW OW OW!

304. >> AAH HA HA!

305. >> HE'S ERECTING A

306. SPANKING-STEIN!

307. >> >> WILL YOU SHUT UP?

308. NOW, LISTEN.

309. NUMBUH 1 WITH YOUR LIVES.

310. NO SNACKS, NO SLEEPING, AND NO

311. YOUR HEINIE SMACKED!

312. >> NUMBUH 5, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

313. >> I'M GOING TO GO GIVE THE

314. MEDICINE.

315. >> HA! I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE'S TRYING TO FOOL.

316. IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME

317. CRUD OUT OF ME!

318. TREEHOUSE NOW!

319. >> I TOLD YOU — LOCKDOWN LASTS UNTIL MORNING.

320. NO EXCEPTIONS.

321. >> YOU DESIGNED THIS TREEHOUSE, AND YOU DIDN'T PUT IN AN

322. EMERGENCY EXIT?

323. >> UM, NO.

324. WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE QUADRUPLE EMERGENCY BYPASS CODE.

325. THAT'LL OVERRIDE ANY TREEHOUSE COMPUTER COMMAND.

326. >> WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO BEFORE?

327. CAN GET OUT OF HERE!

328. >> I CAN'T!

329. ONLY NUMBUH 5 HAS THE CODE,

330. USE IT.

331. >> WHY IN THE NAME OF CRUD NOT?

332. >> IT'S THE RULE.

333. THE CODE'S SO IMPORTANT, NO ONE'S ALLOWED TO USE IT.

334. >> THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!

335. >> HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?

336. >> THE SOONER I CAN CONVINCE NUMBUH 5 TO USE THAT CODE, THE

337. COUNT SPANKULOT'S RANGE.

338. >> BUT NUMBUH 5 ORDERED US TO STAY HERE.

339. >> FORGET ORDERS! I'M GONNA — >> NUMBUH 4, YOU STAY HERE.

340. I'LL FIND NUMBUH 5 MYSELF.

341. >> OH!

342. I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND SPANKULOT WITH THIS THING.

343. INTRUDERS IN THE TREEHOUSE.

344. STUPID PIECE OF JUNK!

345. YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS,

346. NUMBUH 5.

347. NUMBUH 1 IS UNCONSCIOUS, THE OTHERS ARE USELESS,

348. I CAN'T FIND THE COUNT, AND WE'RE LOCKED IN THE

349. TREEHOUSE WITH NO WAY OUT.

350. EMERGENCY BYPASS CODE.

351. OH, WHAT AM I THINKING?

352. I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THAT UNDER ANY CONDITION.

353. THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY.

354. >> AAAAH!

355. LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT NO OTHER CHOICE.

356. MAN, NUMBUH 1 WOULD FREAK IF HE KNEW I WAS GOING TO DO THIS.

357. >> NUMBUH 5, I THINK YOU DROPPED THIS.

358. >> NUMBUH 1!

359. OH, MAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU!

360. BUT DON'T BOTHER WITH THAT THING.

361. IT'S USELESS.

362. >> NONSENSE. IT'S WORKING FINE.

363. SEE?

364. >> NAH, IT'S STILL BUSTED.

365. IT SAYS THERE'S AN INTRUDER IN THIS ROOM, BUT WE'RE THE ONLY

366. ONES IN HERE.

367. >> THEN ONE OF US MUST BE...

368. A SPANK-HAPPY VAMPIRE!

369. WHOA-HO-HO!

370. AAAAAAAH! OOH!

371. >> I GOT TO TELL THE OTHERS!

372. >> WHAT'S WRONG?

373. >> IT'S NUMBUH 1!

374. HE'S A VAMPIRE!

375. >> I COME IN THE NIGHT TO SPANK

376. THE RULES.

377. AND YOU HAVE BEEN BAD, NUMBUH 5.

378. >> NUMBUH 5 HAS BEEN BAD?

379. >> THOSE WHO USE THE QUADRUPLE

380. PUNISHED AND TRANSFORMED, JUST

381. IN THIS TREEHOUSE.

382. >> YOU HAVE BEEN BAD!

383. >> AND MUST BE PUNISHED!

384. >> ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BIG-BOTTOM VAMPIRE MONKEY?

385. >> AAAAAAAAH!

386. >> NUMBUH 1, COUNT SPANKULOT DID

387. THIS TO YOU.

388. YOU'D NEVER SPANK ANOTHER KID.

389. YOU'VE GOT TO FIGHT IT!

390. >> BUT I MUST SPANK NAUGHTY — I — I...

391. NO!

392. NIGEL SPANKULOT!

393. >> NOT TONIGHT!

394. >> WHAT? WHY NOT?

395. >> BECAUSE TONIGHT IS OVER!

396. >> WHAT?

397. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

398. >> AAAAAAAAAAH!

399. >> YIIIIIIIIIIIII!

400. >> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

401. >> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

402. >> SO, FOR SENDING ME TO THIS JAIL, I USED MY EVIL HYPNOTIC

403. POWERS TO LURE NUMBUH 1 HERE,

404. JUSTICE TO HIS BACKSIDE!

405. BUT THIS TIME, I REMOVED MY

406. MYSELF!

407. ME!

408. BUT I'M IN HERE AND HE'S OUT

409. THERE.

410. SO, CAN I JOIN YOUR CLUB NOW?

411. HUH? CAN I? CAN I? HUH? HUH?

412. PLE-E-E-E-ASE?

413. >> FORGET IT.

414. >> WE GOT A RULE — NO VAMPIRES IN THE CLUB.

415. >> FORGET THE RULES!

416. >> ALL RIGHT, MAN!

417. >> YOU'RE IN!

418. >> EXCELLENT!

419. >> HUH?

420. >> YOU JUST BROKE THE RULES, BABY.

421. >> LOOKS LIKE YOU...

422. >> COULD USE...

423. >> A GOOD...

424. >> SPANKING!

425. >> AAAAH!

426. >> 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

427. >> ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

428. ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

429. >> 5...

430. 4...

431. 3...

432. 2...

433. 1.

434. >> ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

435. ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR