Codename: Kids Next Door 3x12

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Numbuh 3 takes her little sister Mushi for a ride through the Rainbow Monkey Sugar Coated Castle of Love, but what promises to be a day of fun is ruined when King Sandy and his knights attack! The insane sovereign has never given up in his quest to marry Numbuh 3, and he threatens to destroy the Rainbow Monkeys unless Kuki agre

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1. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY CARTOON NETWORK

2. IT'S A CRAZY WORLD.

3. I THOUGHT I'D SEEN IT ALL — ALL THE GROSS, YUCKY STUFF THAT

4. PEOPLE DO.

5. THAT'S MY JOB.

6. I'M A PRIVATE EYE.

7. I SEE THINGS.

8. BUT I WAS BLIND — BLIND TO THE TRUTH.

9. AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE SO SWEET.

10. THIS MORNING SEEMED LIKE A LONG TIME AGO.

11. IT STARTED OUT LIKE ANY OTHER.

12. I WAS IN MY OFFICE, ENJOYING A DELICIOUS SLICE OF

13. NURSE CLAIBORNE'S APPLE CRUMBLE, WHEN SHE CAME IN.

14. HER VOICE WAS LIKE A THOUSAND VIOLINS...

15. HOAGIE GILLIGAN!

16. BEING PLAYED BY A MONKEY.

17. HER NAME WAS FANNY, BUT IF YOU WERE SMART, YOU'D CALL HER

18. NUMBAH 86.

19. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN MATH CLASS.

20. WHY ARE YOU IN THE JANITOR'S CLOSET?

21. LET'S JUST CALL IT "MY OFFICE," AND DETECTIVES ARE

22. ALWAYS DOING THE MATH IN THEIR HEADS.

23. UGH!

24. YOU ARE NOT A DETECTIVE.

25. ARE TOO!

26. ARE NOT!

27. ARE TOO!

28. ARE NOT!

29. ARE... TOO.

30. ARE... NOT!

31. WHATEVER YOU SAY, BUT YOU CAME IN HERE FOR A REASON.

32. A LOT OF KIDS OUT IN THE HALLWAYS HAVEN'T MADE IT BACK TO

33. THEIR CLASSROOMS, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

34. GIRL LIKE YOU MIGHT NEED MY HELP.

35. WHAT I NEED IS PAPER TOWELS FOR THE GIRLS' BATHROOM!

36. SURE YOU DO, TOOTS.

37. TOOTS!

38. UH, I-I MEAN MA'AM — UH, SIR — AAH!

39. TOOTS — I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM

40. CALL ME THAT AGAIN.

41. FUNNY GIRL, THAT FANNY.

42. SHE TREATED ME LIKE GARBAGE, BUT SHE DIDN'T FOOL ME.

43. SHE CAME IN HERE FOR A REASON.

44. WAS IT A CRY FOR HELP?

45. HE-E-E-E-E-LP!

46. MAYBE NOT, BUT THAT WAS.

47. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

48. EVERYBODY GET BACK TO YOUR CLASSES — NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

49. THE BIG-SHOT HALL MONITOR IS JOE BALOOKA.

50. HE'S BEEN ON THE FORCE AS LONG AS ANYONE CAN REMEMBER.

51. JOE'S A BAD COP AND A WORSE FRIEND.

52. I SHOULD KNOW.

53. I WAS HIS PARTNER BEFORE I SIGNED UP WITH THE KIDS NEXT

54. DOOR.

55. WHAT DO YOU KNOW, JOE?

56. HOAGIE GILLIGAN?

57. I THOUGHT I TOLD ALL CIVILIANS TO GO BACK TO CLASS.

58. THAT MEANS YOU.

59. JUST THOUGHT I'D KEEP YOU COMPANY.

60. YOU KNOW, FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE.

61. HMM.

62. SUIT YOURSELF, BUT IT AIN'T PRETTY.

63. A COUPLE OF KIDS HEARD THE SCREAM AND ALERTED THE OFFICE.

64. THIS IS WHAT WE FOUND.

65. PINKEYE.

66. YEP.

67. SOMEBODY'S BEEN LOADING THEIR WATER BALLOONS WITH THE STUFF.

68. POOR NUMBAH 86.

69. YOU KNOW THE VICTIM?

70. SHE WAS IN MY OFFICE FIVE MINUTES AGO.

71. WAS SHE, NOW?

72. LISTEN, JOE, DON'T TRY PINNING THIS ON ME.

73. GANGWAY!

74. GANGWAY!

75. YOW!

76. OH, MY.

77. WILL YOU JUST LOOK AT THAT?

78. POOR DEAR'S CASE IS SPREADING.

79. NOW, DON'T YOU WORRY, LITTLE MISSY, NURSE CLAIBORNE

80. KNOWS JUST WHAT TO DO WITH YOU.

81. HIYA, MISS CLAIBORNE — GOOD BATCH OF CRUMBLE THIS WEEK.

82. WELL, HEY THERE, HOAGIE.

83. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BACK ON THE FORCE.

84. JUST DOING SOME PRIVATE EYE WORK.

85. WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, BUT YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL NOW.

86. YOU DON'T WANT YOUR P.I. TO TURN INTO PINKEYE.

87. GOOD ONE, MISS C.

88. WELL, YOU BOYS HAVE A GOOD DAY.

89. I'VE GOT TO SEE TO FANNY HERE.

90. THIS MUST BE THE THIRTEENTH CASE THIS WEEK.

91. A BAKER'S DOZEN OF VICTIMS, EH?

92. DEPARTMENT'S SLIPPING, JOE.

93. YOU STOW IT, GILLIGAN.

94. I'VE ALREADY RESCINDED ALL HALL PASSES.

95. NO ONE'S ALLOWED IN THE HALL EXCEPT ME.

96. IS THAT SO, JOE?

97. I DON'T LIKE YOUR TONE, GILLIGAN.

98. YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON TO SEE THE VICTIM, WHICH MAKES YOU THE

99. PRIME SUSPECT.

100. MAKE ME ANGRY, AND I'LL TOSS YOU INTO DETENTION SO HARD, YOU'RE

101. GOGGLES WILL SPIN.

102. SEE YOU AROUND, JOE.

103. I RATTLED JOE'S CAGE, NOW I HAD TO GO BACK AND DO THE MATH.

104. WHO WAS WATER-BALLOONING KIDS WITH PINKEYE?

105. HOW'D THEY GET THEIR MITTS ON PINKEYE MUCUS?

106. THAT STUFF'S NOT EASY TO COME BY.

107. WHAT WAS THE CONNECTION BETWEEN THE VICTIMS AND WHY — WHY WAS I

108. ASKING THESE QUESTIONS?

109. IT WAS NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

110. HUH!

111. MY OFFICE!

112. MY CRUMBLES!

113. NOW IT WAS MY BUSINESS.

114. A CONNECTION BETWEEN THE VICTIMS.

115. THEY'D ALL BEEN IN THE HALLS WITHOUT A PASS.

116. BUT THE PERPS ALWAYS ELUDED JOE.

117. NOW, JOE'S A JERK, BUT HE'S NOT THAT BAD OF A COP.

118. THAT'S WHEN IT HIT ME.

119. UGH!

120. THAT WAS LIKE HAVING MUFFY JENKINS AS A LAB

121. PARTNER — TOO CLOSE.

122. LOST HIM.

123. WHAT DO YOU KNOW, JOE?

124. UH, HOAGIE ...

125. I-I-I WAS JUST, UH...

126. I'M LOOKING FOR THE GUY THAT SHOT AT YOU.

127. YOU'VE BEEN EATING TOO MANY CRUMBLES, JOE.

128. YOUR AIM IS SLIPPING.

129. YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND, HOAGIE —

130. OH, I UNDERSTAND, ALL RIGHT.

131. I WAS NOSING AROUND, AND YOU THOUGHT YOU'D GIVE ME THE EYE.

132. YOU'RE MORE CROOKED THAN A FRONT TOOTH WITHOUT BRACES.

133. I HAD NO CHOICE.

134. THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU KNOW.

135. IT'S BIGGER THAN ME.

136. IT'S — WELL, IT'S NOT AS BIG AS YOU, BUT IT'S BIG.

137. JOE, JOE, JOE...

138. YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR HALL-MONITOR UNIFORM.

139. NOW, SPILL IT!

140. OKAY, OKAY, I'LL SING.

141. IT'S — AAH!

142. FREEZE!

143. JOE, SPEAK TO ME.

144. BLECH!

145. HOLD ON, JOE.

146. I'LL GET YOU TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE.

147. EASY, JOE, EASY.

148. DON'T WORRY, PAL.

149. I WON'T LEAVE A FRIEND IN THE LURCH.

150. YEAH, CALL ME A SOFTIE, BUT I GUESS JOE AND ME WOULD ALWAYS BE

151. FRIENDS.

152. NURSE CLAIBORNE!

153. WE GOT ONE HECK OF A CASE HERE!

154. OH, ME-OH-MI!

155. POOR JOEY.

156. LOOKS LIKE WE GOT AN EPIDEMIC ON OUR HANDS.

157. HOAGIE, DEAR, WHY DON'T YOU HELP YOURSELF TO A CRUMBLE WHILE I

158. DEAL WITH JOEY?

159. DON'T MIND IF I DO.

160. SO, WHAT'S THE DIAGNOSIS, DOC?

161. CAN YOU DO ANYTHING FOR HIM?

162. OH, NOW, I WOULDN'T WORRY.

163. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO WITH HIM.

164. HEY — WHERE'S FANNY, AND WHERE ARE THE OTHER PINKEYE

165. CASES?

166. OH, UM — WELL — TH-TH-THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM.

167. BUT YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM, DEARIE.

168. YOU MIGHT GET INFEC.. TUCATED.

169. YEAH, WELL, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

170. OH, UM...

171. HOAGIE!

172. UH...

173. WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE ALL THOSE CRUMBLES OVER THERE AND

174. JUST GO?

175. WHAT DO YOU SAY, HUH?

176. WHY, SURE, NURSE CLAIBORNE, AFTER I SEE YOUR PATIENTS.

177. NO!

178. HUH?

179. YOU — YOU'RE USING EYE CRUST — AS A TOPPING FOR MY

180. WORLD-FAMOUS CRUMBLE SURPRISE!

181. SO THAT MEANS I'VE BEEN EATING —

182. EWWWW!

183. BLECH!

184. OHH!

185. BLEGH!

186. AH!

187. EW, EW, EW!

188. BLEGH!

189. THAT IS SERIOUSLY GROSS, LADY!

190. MAYBE, BUT IT'S ALSO BRILLIANT!

191. I HAVE MADE MILLIONS IN BAKE SALES, AND I DON'T INTEND TO

192. STOP NOW, WHICH BRINGS UP THE QUESTION OF HOW TO DISPOSE OF

193. YOU.

194. CAN WE JUST GO BACK TO HOW TOTALLY DISGUSTING THIS IS?

195. I MEAN, I'M LUCKY I DIDN'T JUST HAVE LUNCH!

196. EWW!

197. SHUT UP!

198. JUST TAKE YOUR WATER-BALLOON PISTOL OUT OF YOUR HOLSTER —

199. YIEEE!

200. HUH?

201. WAY TO GO, JOE!

202. YOU!

203. I'LL FINISH YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL!

204. AAH!

205. IT'S OVER, LADY.

206. I JUST CALLED THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

207. THEY'LL BE HERE ANY SECOND TO CLEAN UP YOUR WHOLE SUPERGROSS

208. OPERATION.

209. YOU — YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME!

210. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE...

211. NO!

212. ME!

213. WHOA.

214. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, YOU BRAT!

215. WHOO-HOO!

216. SO THAT WAS THAT.

217. NURSE CLAIBORNE ESCAPED.

218. THE KIDS NEXT DOOR RELEASED THE VICTIMS AND CURED THEM OF THEIR

219. PINKEYE.

220. JOE HAD BEEN GETTING HIS CRUMBLE FREE IN EXCHANGE FOR SUPPLYING

221. THE NURSE WITH A STEADY STREAM OF INFECTED KIDS.

222. JOE CLAIMED HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE BEING USED FOR, AND I

223. BELIEVE HIM.

224. JOE'S NOT THAT SMART.

225. KIDS NEXT DOOR GLOBAL COMMAND ASSIGNED NUMBAHS 41 AND 43 TO

226. TRACK DOWN NURSE CLAIBORNE.

227. THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD — THEY'LL NEED TO BE TO CATCH HER.

228. THAT LEFT JUST ONE QUESTION — WHAT TO DO WITH THESE CRUMBLES.

229. LIKE IS SAID, IT'S A CRAZY WORLD.

230. SO, IF THE CRUMBLE TOPPING WAS EYE CRUST, WHAT WAS THE

231. FILLING?

232. AH-CHOO!

233. KIDS NEXT DOOR R.O.L.L.A.S.K.A.T.E. —

234. ROLLING OBJECT LAUNCHES LARD AND SLIMY KETCHUP AROUND, TOTALLY

235. EXCESSIVELY.

236. HUH?

237. UGH!

238. HI-YA!

239. THE KIDS NEXT DOOR EMERGENCY ASSAULT SQUAD HAS ARRIVED.

240. WHAT IS THE NATURE OF YOUR EMERGENCY?

241. THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE.

242. THE RIDE'S ABOUT TO START.

243. RIDE?

244. THE BEST RIDE IN RAINBOW MONKEY HAPPY SUGAR LAND!

245. HEY!

246. YOU KIDS HAVE TO BUY TICKETS IF YOU WANNA ENTER THE AMUSEMENT...

247. PARK.

248. OW!

249. YOU USED THE KIDS NEXT DOOR EXTRA PRIORITY SUPER ALERT TO

250. GET US TO GO ON A STUPID RIDE WITH YOU AND YOUR SISTER?

251. IT'S NOT A STUPID RIDE!

252. IT'S THE RAINBOW MONKEY SUGARCOATED KASTLE OF LOVE...

253. RIDE.

254. AND IT COSTS TWO TICKETS TO R—

255. OW!

256. THE KIDS NEXT DOOR SUPER ALERT IS FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY,

257. NOT WHEN YOU WANT TO GO ON A KIDDIE RIDE, SO GET OUT OF THAT

258. STUPID BOAT, AND LET'S GET BACK TO THE TREEHOUSE, NUMBAH 3.

259. NO!

260. I WANNA GO ON THE SUGARCOATED CASTLE OF LOVE WITH MY SISTER!

261. AND IF YOU DON'T WANNA GO, THEN WHO NEEDS YOU?

262. HMM!

263. WHATEVER, JUST DON'T CALL US AGAIN.

264. NOW, WHICH WAY IS THE EXIT IN THIS BLASTED PLACE?

265. SERIOUSLY, GUYS, I'M REALLY GONNA NEED T—

266. OW!

267. OW, I BIT MY CHEEK.

268. WHA— WHOA!

269. OOH!

270. AH!

271. ROMEO, ROMEO, WHERE ART THOU LOVE AND KISSES,

272. RAINBOW-MONKEY ROMEO?

273. YAY!

274. WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS.

275. WHY, IF IT ISN'T PRETTY PRINCESS RAINBOW-MONKEY JULIET.

276. AW.

277. BUT I CANST NOT MARRY THEE, FOR THINE FATHER IS THE

278. COUNT DO-NOT-VERY-NICE, WHO HATES ALL PRETTY PRINCESS

279. RAINBOW MONKEYS.

280. WAAAAAA!

281. BUT THE COUNT IS NOT MY FATHER.

282. HE IS MY THIRD UNCLE'S THIRD COUSIN AND THRICE REMOVED.

283. THEN THAT MEANS...

284. SPARKLES COME TRUE.

285. IT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN LOVE AND RAINBOWS AND —

286. AAH!

287. WELL, DUCKS ARE CUTE, BUT I DON'T —

288. AAH!

289. WE MEET AGAIN, FAIR PRINCESS.

290. KING SANDY HAS BEEN SEARCHING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU, AND HE

291. COMMANDS THAT YE AND HE BE MARRIED.

292. YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?

293. NO!

294. BUT THAT KNIGHT SAID...

295. IT'S A LONG STORY, OKAY?

296. AAH!

297. WHOA!

298. AFTER THE PRINCESS!

299. AFTER THE PRINCESS!

300. AFTER THE PRINCESS!

301. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED TO A REAL KING!

302. SANDY'S NOT A REAL KING.

303. HE'S JUST A CRAZY KID WHO'S ALWAYS TRYING TO MARRY ME.

304. HOW ROMANTIC!

305. I'VE GOT TO CALL THE OTHERS FOR HELP.

306. LOOK — WE'VE PASSED CARING-AND-SHARING MOUNTAIN

307. THREE TIMES NOW.

308. THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO THE EXIT!

309. WAY, WE ENDED UP WALKING THROUGH THE

310. PRETTY-PILE-OF-PUPPIES'-POO-POO PAGODA.

311. HUH?

312. IT'S THE KIDS NEXT DOOR SUPER ALERT.

313. GUYS, YOU GOTTA GET OVER HERE QUICK!

314. YEAH, THERE'S GONNA BE A WEDDING IN THE CASTLE OF LOVE!

315. NUMBAH 3, I TOLD YOU THAT SUPER ALERT IS FOR EMERGENCIES

316. ONLY!

317. BUT — END TRANSMISSION, NUMBAH 3.

318. NUMBAH 1?

319. OH, NO!

320. HI, ROMANTIC GUY!

321. MUSHI, YOU'VE GOT TO FIND THE OTHERS AND TELL THEM I NEED

322. HELP!

323. GOOD IDEA — A WEDDING DOESN'T PLAN ITSELF, YOU KNOW.

324. JUST GET THEM!

325. WHOO!

326. PBHT!

327. NOW, DON'T YOU LOVEBIRDS RUN OFF AND ELOPE!

328. SHEESH — WHAT AN AIRHEAD!

329. WHOA!

330. AAAAAAAAAHH!

331. AAH!

332. TEEN-DREAM-FASHION...

333. RAINBOW MONKEY!

334. SPRINKLE-KISSES-BACON-BONANZA

335. RAINBOW MONKEY!

336. AAH!

337. POSSUM-CHASING-MAULING-FUN RAINBOW MONKEY!

338. HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO CRUEL?

339. HUH?

340. AH, PRINCESS, I HOPE YOUR ACCOMMODATIONS ARE TO YOUR

341. LIKING.

342. WHY, SANDY?

343. WHY ARE YOU...

344. TORTURING THESE INNOCENT RAINBOW MONKEYS?

345. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?

346. I NEED TO INSURE THAT MY MOST PERFECT WEDDING TO THE MOST

347. BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS IN THE ENTIRE KINGDOM GOES UNINTERRUPTED THIS

348. TIME.

349. AW, THAT'S SO SWEET.

350. BUT I'M NOT MARRYING YOU, MR. "I'M PRETENDING TO BE A KING

351. BUT I'M REALLY A BIG STUPID HEAD"!

352. I TOLD YOU THE KING DOES NOT PRETEND!

353. AND YOU WILL MARRY ME OR...

354. YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO "PRETEND" THESE RAINBOW MONKEYS NEVER GOT

355. DIPPED IN SCALDING-HOT NACHO CHEESE!

356. YOU WOULDN'T!

357. I WOULD!

358. YOU CAN'T.

359. I CAN.

360. YOU —

361. YOU — OH...

362. YOU WIN.

363. JUST PROMISE ME YOU'LL LET THEM GO.

364. ANYTHING FOR MY RAVISHING FIANCéE.

365. PREPARE THE PRINCESS FOR THE ROYAL WEDDING!

366. PREPARE THE PRINCESS!

367. BUT KUKI SAID YOU HA-A-VE TO

368. CO-O-O-O-ME!

369. OR WHAT — WE'LL MISS BEING HUGGED TO DEATH IN MISS PEACHY'S

370. PANDA PARLOR?

371. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

372. WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA COME SEE KUKI GET MARRIED TO

373. KING SANDY, THEN I'LL JUST GO ALL BY MYSELF!

374. WHATEVER!

375. KING SANDY!

376. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE LIKE, TOTALLY GATHERED HERE TODAY TO

377. JOIN THIS LITTLE DUDE AND THIS PRINCESS DUDETTE IN TOTAL,

378. PERMANENT MARRIEDNESS.

379. IF THERE'S ANYONE WHO DOES NOT THINK THAT THIS ISN'T, LIKE, THE

380. RADDEST THING EVER, LET THEM SPEAK NOW OR —

381. WHAT NOW!

382. SHE CAN'T MARRY YOU BECAUSE YOUR FATHER IS THE

383. COUNT DO-NOT-VERY-NICE, WHO HATES ALL PRETTY PRINCESS

384. RAINBOW MONKEYS — JUST LIKE IN THE PRETEND STORY.

385. THE KING DOES NOT PRETEND!

386. WHAT TO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT PRETENDING?

387. YOU CAN'T REALLY MARRY HER.

388. SHE'S, LIKE, 10 YEARS OLD!

389. THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT!

390. THROW THIS WEDDING CRASHER IN THE DUNGEON FOREVER!

391. EEK!

392. KUKI, COME ON!

393. WHAA!

394. AAH!

395. KUKI — THAT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN THE PRETEND

396. STORY!

397. OKAY, YOU FIANCéE-NAPPER, YOU

398. ARE —

399. BEAU-TI-FUL!

400. REALLY?

401. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS IN THE KINGDOM!

402. WELL, I AM A LOT CUTER THAN MY SISTER.

403. HEY!

404. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO — AH, PIPE DOWN, GRANNY.

405. UHH!

406. NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME, BUB.

407. I'M NOT — WHOA!

408. UGH!

409. YAA!

410. STEP AWAY FROM THE GIRL.

411. THAT WAS SO ROMANTIC!

412. MY LADY...

413. WHOA!

414. UGH!

415. HEY — DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?

416. I SAID — SANDY, IT'S LUNCHTIME!

417. PRETTY GIRLFRIEND?

418. UHH!

419. OKAY, BUT DON'T FORGET YOUR COUSINS.

420. ALL RIGHT! YEAH!

421. MAN, THAT SANDY'S GOT WEIRD

422. TASTE IN GIRLS.

423. UH-OH.

424. OW!

425. OW!

426. WHAT DID YOU HIT ME FOR?

427. NOTHIN'.

428. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

429. ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

430. 5...

431. 4...

432. 3...

433. 2...

434. 1.

435. ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR