Codename: Kids Next Door 3x11

Directed by Tom Warburton

Jason Harris as Commander (voice) • James Arnold Taylor as King Sandy / Knight #2 / Guard #1 (voice) • Daran Norris as Joe Balooka (voice) • Jennifer Hale as Numbuh 86 / Nurse Claiborne / Rainbow Monkey Chorus (voice)

Numbuh 2 has set up a private eye office in the school janitor closet and soon he gets his first case someone is inflicting students with bad cases of pink-eye. When Numbuh 86 becomes the latest victim and he gets no help from Joe the hall monitor (his old partner before he joined the KND) 2 does some of his own deductive work until Joe attacks him.

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1. IT'S A CRAZY WORLD.

2. I THOUGHT I'D SEEN IT ALL — ALL THE GROSS, YUCKY STUFF THAT

3. PEOPLE DO.

4. THAT'S MY JOB.

5. I'M A PRIVATE EYE.

6. I SEE THINGS.

7. TRUTH.

8. SWEET.

9. TIME AGO.

10. IT STARTED OUT LIKE ANY OTHER.

11. I WAS IN MY OFFICE, ENJOYING A

12. NURSE CLAIBORNE'S APPLE CRUMBLE, WHEN SHE CAME IN.

13. VIOLINS...

14. HOAGIE GILLIGAN!

15. BEING PLAYED BY A MONKEY.

16. HER NAME WAS FANNY, BUT IF YOU WERE SMART, YOU'D CALL HER

17. NUMBAH 86.

18. MATH CLASS.

19. WHY ARE YOU IN THE JANITOR'S CLOSET?

20. LET'S JUST CALL IT "MY OFFICE," AND DETECTIVES ARE

21. HEADS.

22. UGH!

23. YOU ARE NOT A DETECTIVE.

24. ARE TOO!

25. ARE NOT!

26. ARE TOO!

27. ARE NOT!

28. ARE... TOO.

29. ARE... NOT!

30. WHATEVER YOU SAY, BUT YOU CAME IN HERE FOR A REASON.

31. HALLWAYS HAVEN'T MADE IT BACK TO

32. THEIR CLASSROOMS, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

33. HELP.

34. FOR THE GIRLS' BATHROOM!

35. SURE YOU DO, TOOTS.

36. TOOTS!

37. UH, I-I MEAN MA'AM — UH, SIR — AAH!

38. I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM

39. CALL ME THAT AGAIN.

40. FUNNY GIRL, THAT FANNY.

41. SHE TREATED ME LIKE GARBAGE, BUT SHE DIDN'T FOOL ME.

42. SHE CAME IN HERE FOR A REASON.

43. WAS IT A CRY FOR HELP?

44. HE-E-E-E-E-LP!

45. MAYBE NOT, BUT THAT WAS.

46. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

47. CLASSES — NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

48. JOE BALOOKA.

49. HE'S BEEN ON THE FORCE AS LONG AS ANYONE CAN REMEMBER.

50. JOE'S A BAD COP AND A WORSE FRIEND.

51. I SHOULD KNOW.

52. DOOR.

53. WHAT DO YOU KNOW, JOE?

54. HOAGIE GILLIGAN?

55. TO GO BACK TO CLASS.

56. THAT MEANS YOU.

57. JUST THOUGHT I'D KEEP YOU COMPANY.

58. YOU KNOW, FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE.

59. HMM.

60. SUIT YOURSELF, BUT IT AIN'T PRETTY.

61. SCREAM AND ALERTED THE OFFICE.

62. THIS IS WHAT WE FOUND.

63. PINKEYE.

64. YEP.

65. SOMEBODY'S BEEN LOADING THEIR WATER BALLOONS WITH THE STUFF.

66. POOR NUMBAH 86.

67. YOU KNOW THE VICTIM?

68. MINUTES AGO.

69. WAS SHE, NOW?

70. LISTEN, JOE, DON'T TRY PINNING THIS ON ME.

71. GANGWAY!

72. GANGWAY!

73. YOW!

74. OH, MY.

75. WILL YOU JUST LOOK AT THAT?

76. POOR DEAR'S CASE IS SPREADING.

77. NOW, DON'T YOU WORRY, LITTLE MISSY, NURSE CLAIBORNE

78. KNOWS JUST WHAT TO DO WITH YOU.

79. HIYA, MISS CLAIBORNE — GOOD BATCH OF CRUMBLE THIS WEEK.

80. WELL, HEY THERE, HOAGIE.

81. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BACK ON THE FORCE.

82. WORK.

83. WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, BUT YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL NOW.

84. YOU DON'T WANT YOUR P.I. TO TURN INTO PINKEYE.

85. GOOD ONE, MISS C.

86. WELL, YOU BOYS HAVE A GOOD DAY.

87. I'VE GOT TO SEE TO FANNY HERE.

88. THIS WEEK.

89. A BAKER'S DOZEN OF VICTIMS, EH?

90. DEPARTMENT'S SLIPPING, JOE.

91. YOU STOW IT, GILLIGAN.

92. I'VE ALREADY RESCINDED ALL HALL PASSES.

93. NO ONE'S ALLOWED IN THE HALL EXCEPT ME.

94. IS THAT SO, JOE?

95. I DON'T LIKE YOUR TONE, GILLIGAN.

96. THE VICTIM, WHICH MAKES YOU THE

97. PRIME SUSPECT.

98. MAKE ME ANGRY, AND I'LL TOSS YOU INTO DETENTION SO HARD, YOU'RE

99. GOGGLES WILL SPIN.

100. SEE YOU AROUND, JOE.

101. I RATTLED JOE'S CAGE, NOW I HAD TO GO BACK AND DO THE MATH.

102. WITH PINKEYE?

103. HOW'D THEY GET THEIR MITTS ON PINKEYE MUCUS?

104. THAT STUFF'S NOT EASY TO COME BY.

105. ASKING THESE QUESTIONS?

106. IT WAS NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

107. HUH!

108. MY OFFICE!

109. MY CRUMBLES!

110. NOW IT WAS MY BUSINESS.

111. THE VICTIMS.

112. THEY'D ALL BEEN IN THE HALLS WITHOUT A PASS.

113. BUT THE PERPS ALWAYS ELUDED JOE.

114. NOW, JOE'S A JERK, BUT HE'S NOT THAT BAD OF A COP.

115. THAT'S WHEN IT HIT ME.

116. UGH!

117. TOO CLOSE.

118. LOST HIM.

119. WHAT DO YOU KNOW, JOE?

120. UH, HOAGIE ...

121. I-I-I WAS JUST, UH...

122. I'M LOOKING FOR THE GUY THAT SHOT AT YOU.

123. YOU'VE BEEN EATING TOO MANY CRUMBLES, JOE.

124. YOUR AIM IS SLIPPING.

125. YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND,

126. OH, I UNDERSTAND, ALL RIGHT.

127. I WAS NOSING AROUND, AND YOU THOUGHT YOU'D GIVE ME THE EYE.

128. YOU'RE MORE CROOKED THAN A FRONT TOOTH WITHOUT BRACES.

129. I HAD NO CHOICE.

130. THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU KNOW.

131. IT'S BIGGER THAN ME.

132. IT'S — WELL, IT'S NOT AS BIG AS YOU, BUT IT'S BIG.

133. JOE, JOE, JOE...

134. YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR HALL-MONITOR UNIFORM.

135. NOW, SPILL IT!

136. OKAY, OKAY, I'LL SING.

137. IT'S — AAH!

138. FREEZE!

139. JOE, SPEAK TO ME.

140. BLECH!

141. HOLD ON, JOE.

142. I'LL GET YOU TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE.

143. EASY, JOE, EASY.

144. DON'T WORRY, PAL.

145. I WON'T LEAVE A FRIEND IN THE LURCH.

146. YEAH, CALL ME A SOFTIE, BUT I

147. FRIENDS.

148. NURSE CLAIBORNE!

149. WE GOT ONE HECK OF A CASE HERE!

150. OH, ME-OH-MI!

151. POOR JOEY.

152. OUR HANDS.

153. HOAGIE, DEAR, WHY DON'T YOU HELP

154. DEAL WITH JOEY?

155. DON'T MIND IF I DO.

156. SO, WHAT'S THE DIAGNOSIS, DOC?

157. CAN YOU DO ANYTHING FOR HIM?

158. OH, NOW, I WOULDN'T WORRY.

159. HIM.

160. HEY — WHERE'S FANNY, AND

161. CASES?

162. OH, UM — WELL — TH-TH-THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM.

163. BUT YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM, DEARIE.

164. YOU MIGHT GET INFEC.. TUCATED.

165. YEAH, WELL, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

166. OH, UM...

167. HOAGIE!

168. UH...

169. WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE ALL

170. JUST GO?

171. WHAT DO YOU SAY, HUH?

172. WHY, SURE, NURSE CLAIBORNE, AFTER I SEE YOUR PATIENTS.

173. NO!

174. HUH?

175. YOU — YOU'RE USING EYE CRUST —

176. WORLD-FAMOUS CRUMBLE SURPRISE!

177. SO THAT MEANS I'VE BEEN

178. EWWWW!

179. BLECH!

180. OHH!

181. BLEGH!

182. AH!

183. EW, EW, EW!

184. BLEGH!

185. THAT IS SERIOUSLY GROSS, LADY!

186. MAYBE, BUT IT'S ALSO BRILLIANT!

187. SALES, AND I DON'T INTEND TO

188. STOP NOW, WHICH BRINGS UP THE

189. YOU.

190. TOTALLY DISGUSTING THIS IS?

191. I MEAN, I'M LUCKY I DIDN'T JUST HAVE LUNCH!

192. EWW!

193. SHUT UP!

194. YIEEE!

195. HUH?

196. WAY TO GO, JOE!

197. YOU!

198. I'LL FINISH YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL!

199. AAH!

200. IT'S OVER, LADY.

201. DOOR.

202. THEY'LL BE HERE ANY SECOND TO

203. OPERATION.

204. YOU — YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME!

205. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE...

206. NO!

207. ME!

208. WHOA.

209. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, YOU BRAT!

210. WHOO-HOO!

211. SO THAT WAS THAT.

212. NURSE CLAIBORNE ESCAPED.

213. PINKEYE.

214. OF INFECTED KIDS.

215. JOE CLAIMED HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE BEING USED FOR, AND I

216. BELIEVE HIM.

217. JOE'S NOT THAT SMART.

218. ASSIGNED NUMBAHS 41 AND 43 TO

219. TRACK DOWN NURSE CLAIBORNE.

220. THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD — THEY'LL NEED TO BE TO CATCH HER.

221. WHAT TO DO WITH THESE CRUMBLES.

222. LIKE IS SAID, IT'S A CRAZY WORLD.

223. SO, IF THE CRUMBLE TOPPING WAS EYE CRUST, WHAT WAS THE

224. FILLING?

225. AH-CHOO!

226. R.O.L.L.A.S.K.A.T.E. —

227. SLIMY KETCHUP AROUND, TOTALLY

228. EXCESSIVELY.

229. HUH?

230. UGH!

231. HI-YA!

232. ASSAULT SQUAD HAS ARRIVED.

233. EMERGENCY?

234. THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE.

235. THE RIDE'S ABOUT TO START.

236. RIDE?

237. RAINBOW MONKEY HAPPY SUGAR LAND!

238. HEY!

239. YOU WANNA ENTER THE AMUSEMENT...

240. PARK.

241. OW!

242. WITH YOU AND YOUR SISTER?

243. IT'S NOT A STUPID RIDE!

244. IT'S THE RAINBOW MONKEY SUGARCOATED KASTLE OF LOVE...

245. RIDE.

246. R—

247. OW!

248. ALERT IS FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY,

249. KIDDIE RIDE, SO GET OUT OF THAT

250. STUPID BOAT, AND LET'S GET BACK TO THE TREEHOUSE, NUMBAH 3.

251. NO!

252. CASTLE OF LOVE WITH MY SISTER!

253. AND IF YOU DON'T WANNA GO, THEN WHO NEEDS YOU?

254. HMM!

255. WHATEVER, JUST DON'T CALL US AGAIN.

256. NOW, WHICH WAY IS THE EXIT IN THIS BLASTED PLACE?

257. SERIOUSLY, GUYS, I'M REALLY

258. OW!

259. OW, I BIT MY CHEEK.

260. WHA— WHOA!

261. OOH!

262. AH!

263. ROMEO, ROMEO, WHERE ART THOU LOVE AND KISSES,

264. RAINBOW-MONKEY ROMEO?

265. YAY!

266. WINDOW BREAKS.

267. WHY, IF IT ISN'T PRETTY PRINCESS RAINBOW-MONKEY JULIET.

268. AW.

269. BUT I CANST NOT MARRY THEE,

270. COUNT DO-NOT-VERY-NICE, WHO

271. RAINBOW MONKEYS.

272. WAAAAAA!

273. FATHER.

274. HE IS MY THIRD UNCLE'S THIRD COUSIN AND THRICE REMOVED.

275. THEN THAT MEANS...

276. SPARKLES COME TRUE.

277. IT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL

278. AAH!

279. WELL, DUCKS ARE CUTE, BUT I DON'T —

280. AAH!

281. WE MEET AGAIN, FAIR PRINCESS.

282. EVERYWHERE FOR YOU, AND HE

283. MARRIED.

284. YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?

285. NO!

286. BUT THAT KNIGHT SAID...

287. IT'S A LONG STORY, OKAY?

288. AAH!

289. WHOA!

290. AFTER THE PRINCESS!

291. AFTER THE PRINCESS!

292. AFTER THE PRINCESS!

293. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED TO A REAL KING!

294. SANDY'S NOT A REAL KING.

295. HE'S JUST A CRAZY KID WHO'S ALWAYS TRYING TO MARRY ME.

296. HOW ROMANTIC!

297. I'VE GOT TO CALL THE OTHERS FOR HELP.

298. LOOK — WE'VE PASSED

299. THREE TIMES NOW.

300. THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO THE EXIT!

301. WAY,

302. PRETTY-PILE-OF-PUPPIES'-POO-POO PAGODA.

303. HUH?

304. IT'S THE KIDS NEXT DOOR SUPER ALERT.

305. GUYS, YOU GOTTA GET OVER HERE QUICK!

306. YEAH, THERE'S GONNA BE A WEDDING IN THE CASTLE OF LOVE!

307. NUMBAH 3, I TOLD YOU THAT

308. ONLY!

309. BUT — END TRANSMISSION, NUMBAH 3.

310. NUMBAH 1?

311. OH, NO!

312. HI, ROMANTIC GUY!

313. MUSHI, YOU'VE GOT TO FIND THE

314. HELP!

315. DOESN'T PLAN ITSELF, YOU KNOW.

316. JUST GET THEM!

317. WHOO!

318. PBHT!

319. NOW, DON'T YOU LOVEBIRDS RUN OFF AND ELOPE!

320. SHEESH — WHAT AN AIRHEAD!

321. WHOA!

322. AAAAAAAAAHH!

323. AAH!

324. TEEN-DREAM-FASHION...

325. RAINBOW MONKEY!

326. RAINBOW MONKEY!

327. AAH!

328. RAINBOW MONKEY!

329. HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO CRUEL?

330. HUH?

331. AH, PRINCESS, I HOPE YOUR

332. LIKING.

333. WHY, SANDY?

334. WHY ARE YOU...

335. MONKEYS?

336. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?

337. TIME.

338. AW, THAT'S SO SWEET.

339. BUT I'M NOT MARRYING YOU, MR. "I'M PRETENDING TO BE A KING

340. BUT I'M REALLY A BIG STUPID HEAD"!

341. PRETEND!

342. AND YOU WILL MARRY ME OR...

343. YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO "PRETEND"

344. CHEESE!

345. YOU WOULDN'T!

346. I WOULD!

347. YOU CAN'T.

348. I CAN.

349. YOU —

350. YOU — OH...

351. YOU WIN.

352. JUST PROMISE ME YOU'LL LET THEM GO.

353. FIANCéE.

354. ROYAL WEDDING!

355. PREPARE THE PRINCESS!

356. CO-O-O-O-ME!

357. OR WHAT — WE'LL MISS BEING HUGGED TO DEATH IN MISS PEACHY'S

358. PANDA PARLOR?

359. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

360. WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA

361. KING SANDY, THEN I'LL JUST GO ALL BY MYSELF!

362. WHATEVER!

363. KING SANDY!

364. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE LIKE,

365. PRINCESS DUDETTE IN TOTAL,

366. PERMANENT MARRIEDNESS.

367. IF THERE'S ANYONE WHO DOES NOT THINK THAT THIS ISN'T, LIKE, THE

368. RADDEST THING EVER, LET THEM

369. WHAT NOW!

370. SHE CAN'T MARRY YOU BECAUSE

371. COUNT DO-NOT-VERY-NICE, WHO

372. JUST LIKE IN THE PRETEND STORY.

373. THE KING DOES NOT PRETEND!

374. WHAT TO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT PRETENDING?

375. YOU CAN'T REALLY MARRY HER.

376. SHE'S, LIKE, 10 YEARS OLD!

377. THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT!

378. THE DUNGEON FOREVER!

379. EEK!

380. KUKI, COME ON!

381. WHAA!

382. AAH!

383. STORY!

384. OKAY, YOU FIANCéE-NAPPER, YOU

385. ARE —

386. BEAU-TI-FUL!

387. REALLY?

388. IN THE KINGDOM!

389. WELL, I AM A LOT CUTER THAN MY SISTER.

390. HEY!

391. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO — AH, PIPE DOWN, GRANNY.

392. UHH!

393. NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME, BUB.

394. I'M NOT — WHOA!

395. UGH!

396. YAA!

397. STEP AWAY FROM THE GIRL.

398. THAT WAS SO ROMANTIC!

399. MY LADY...

400. WHOA!

401. UGH!

402. HEY — DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?

403. SANDY, IT'S LUNCHTIME!

404. GIRLFRIEND?

405. UHH!

406. OKAY, BUT DON'T FORGET YOUR COUSINS.

407. ALL RIGHT! YEAH!

408. MAN, THAT SANDY'S GOT WEIRD

409. TASTE IN GIRLS.

410. UH-OH.

411. OW!

412. OW!

413. WHAT DID YOU HIT ME FOR?

414. NOTHIN'.

415. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

416. ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

417. 5...

418. 4...

419. 3...

420. 2...

421. 1.

422. ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR