1. BOARDING SCHOOL?Copy !req
2. THAT'S SERIOUS BUSINESS, MAN.Copy !req
3. YOU'LL NEVER
MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!Copy !req
4. OH, YOU POOR THING!Copy !req
5. RELAX.Copy !req
6. THEY HAVEN'T BUILT
A BOARDING SCHOOL YETCopy !req
7. THAT CAN HOLD ME.Copy !req
8. MY PARENTS TRY TO PUT ME
INTO ONE EVERY YEAR,Copy !req
9. AND I ALWAYS BUST OUT
BY MIDNIGHT.Copy !req
10. HUH? HEY!Copy !req
11. YEHH! AAAH!Copy !req
12. BYE, NUMBUH 4!
SEND ME A FUNNY POSTCARD, OKAY?Copy !req
13. WELL, HELLO, MR. BEETLES.Copy !req
14. I AM MISS MARGARET.Copy !req
15. WELCOME TO
ST. RITA'S PREPARATORY.Copy !req
16. FIRST,
YOU SHALL JOIN THE OTHERSCopy !req
17. IN THE ORIENTATION ROOM.Copy !req
18. WHY BOTHER, LADY?Copy !req
19. I'M JUST GOING TO BREAK OUT
OF THIS TIN CANCopy !req
20. BY THE END OF THE DAY
ANYWAY.Copy !req
21. OH, YOU BOYS CAN BE
SO CHARMINGLY DIRECT.Copy !req
22. WELL, WE'LL SOON CURE YOU
OF THAT!Copy !req
23. WELL,
WE'LL SOON CURE YOU OF THAT.Copy !req
24. PBHT!
KEEP YAPPING, LADY.Copy !req
25. UGHHHHHHH!Copy !req
26. WELL, THEN...Copy !req
27. I'LL JUST SHOW YOU
TO YOUR HOMEROOM!Copy !req
28. OHHH...Copy !req
29. EEK!Copy !req
30. HI!Copy !req
31. HI!Copy !req
32. WHAT GIVES, LADY?Copy !req
33. THIS CLASS
IS FULL OF CRUDDY GIRLS!Copy !req
34. THAT'S BECAUSE ST. RITA'S
IS A GIRLS' BOARDING SCHOOL.Copy !req
35. I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL HERE.Copy !req
36. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
I'M NOT A GIRL!Copy !req
37. NOT YET YOU'RE NOT!Copy !req
38. GOODBYE, WALLY...Copy !req
39. HELLO, WILHELMINA!Copy !req
40. AHHHHHHH!Copy !req
41. AH-HA-HA-HA!Copy !req
42. STAY STILL!Copy !req
43. AHHHH!Copy !req
44. WHERE
WHERE IS HE?Copy !req
45. WHERE?Copy !req
46. HOW COULD HE GET AWAY?Copy !req
47. NO FAIR! NO FAIR!Copy !req
48. IT'S NEVER FAIR!
THIS IS NO FAIR!Copy !req
49. NO FAIR! NO FAIR!
NO FAIR!Copy !req
50. HMM?Copy !req
51. I'M GOING TO MY TURRET NOW.Copy !req
52. CARRY ON, GIRLS.Copy !req
53. LET'S SHARE!Copy !req
54. OH... WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?Copy !req
55. I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP
TO SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN.Copy !req
56. HEY!
WHAT AM I DOING?Copy !req
57. I AM NUMBAH 4.Copy !req
58. I DON'T NEED HELP DEFEATING
A BUNCH OF GIRLIE GIRLS!Copy !req
59. YEAH, I'LL SHOW THEM.Copy !req
60. HELLO?Copy !req
61. WHO WAS IT, NUMBAH 3?Copy !req
62. I DON'T KNOW.
THEY HUNG UP.Copy !req
63. WAAAH!
WAAAH!Copy !req
64. HEY, WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
65. STUPID, NASTY,
LITTLE BOYS —Copy !req
66. ALWAYS CAUSING
MISCHIEF AND MAYHEM.Copy !req
67. HEAR
ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
68. COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
69. OH, HURRY UP ALREADY.Copy !req
70. HELLO.Copy !req
71. YOU HAVE
REACHED MADAM MARGARET.Copy !req
72. OH, THANK GOODNESS.
THAT BOY YOU TOOK —Copy !req
73. IF YOU'RE GETTING
THIS MESSAGE,Copy !req
74. IT MEANS I'M TRAVELING THROUGH
THE TIME STREAMCopy !req
75. TO ENSURE
A BOY-FREE FUTURE.Copy !req
76. JUST TELL ME THE TIME PERIOD
YOU ARE CALLING FROM,Copy !req
77. AND LEAVE A MESSAGE
AT THE BEEP.Copy !req
78. HI, IT'S ME.Copy !req
79. THE BOY YOU WARNED ME ABOUT —
OHH, HE ESCAPED!Copy !req
80. AND I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE TO FIND HIM.Copy !req
81. Numbah 4: WHY DON'T YOU TRY
LOOKING BEHIND YOU?Copy !req
82. WHAT?Copy !req
83. LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT
SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE, LADY.Copy !req
84. AHHHHHH!Copy !req
85. MY FOOT!Copy !req
86. HA!Copy !req
87. TAKE THAT, LA...Copy !req
88. DY?Copy !req
89. YOU BIG MEANIE!Copy !req
90. HEY! YOU'RE JUST
A CRUDDY GIRL!Copy !req
91. I AM NOT CRUDDY!Copy !req
92. YOU ARE JUST LIKE
MY BROTHERS —Copy !req
93. ALWAYS YELLING AT MECopy !req
94. A-A-A-AND TRYING TO BOSS
US GIRLS AROUND.Copy !req
95. W-W-W-WELL, NO MORE!Copy !req
96. THANKS TO ME,
WITH THE HELP OF MY FUTURE SELF,Copy !req
97. THE WORLD WILL SOON
BE A BETTER PLACECopy !req
98. FILLED WITH ONLY NICE,
FRIENDLY GIRLS.Copy !req
99. YOU CALL THAT BETTER?Copy !req
100. OH, VERY FUNNY.Copy !req
101. WELL, YOU'LL SEE HOW MUCH
MORE MATURE AND SMARTERCopy !req
102. WE ARE THAN YOU!Copy !req
103. PBHT!Copy !req
104. OH, YEAH? WHEN?Copy !req
105. NOW!Copy !req
106. NO!Copy !req
107. THAT WAS A GIFT!Copy !req
108. A GIFT?Copy !req
109. WHO GIVES A GIRL
A LASER FOR A GIFT?Copy !req
110. HER FUTURE SELF.Copy !req
111. SORRY I'M LATE.Copy !req
112. I HAD SOME BUSINESS
ON THE OTHER END OF TOWN.Copy !req
113. BUT NOW THAT I'M HERE,Copy !req
114. LET'S GIVE YOUR PLAYMATE
A TASTE OF HIS FUTURECopy !req
115. AND LET HIM GET IN TOUCH
WITH HIS FEMININE SIDE.Copy !req
116. OH, LOOK! A BOY!Copy !req
117. GET HIM! GET HIM!
GET HIM! GET HIM!Copy !req
118. SAYONARA, SUCKERS!Copy !req
119. HA HA!
STUPID GIRLS!Copy !req
120. HA HA HA!Copy !req
121. CHALK ANOTHER ONE
UP FOR THE BOYS.Copy !req
122. OH, CRUD!Copy !req
123. AHHHHHHH!Copy !req
124. UGH.Copy !req
125. OH, WHO'S STUPID NOW,
LOSER?Copy !req
126. MARGARET,
DON'T JUST STAND THERE.Copy !req
127. FINISH HIM!Copy !req
128. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
129. JEEZ, I AM SUCH A PAIN.Copy !req
130. ALL RIGHT!
NO MORE SUGAR AND SPICE!Copy !req
131. HA!Copy !req
132. TOLD YOU I'D BUST
OUT OF THAT —Copy !req
133. OKAY.Copy !req
134. I... DEFINITELY...Copy !req
135. NEED HELP... NOW.Copy !req
136. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
137. AHH!Copy !req
138. HELLO?Copy !req
139. OH, HI, NUMBAH 4.
WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
140. LISTEN, NUMBAH 3,
THERE'S AN EMERGENCY.Copy !req
141. OH, I KNOW, SILLY.Copy !req
142. YOU'RE MISSING
THE TEA PARTY.Copy !req
143. HURRY OVER.
WE'RE DOING MAKEOVERS NEXT.Copy !req
144. NUMBAH 1? NUMBAH 2?Copy !req
145. GUYS?Copy !req
146. Boy leader:
LONGER THAN ANYONE CAN REMEMBER,Copy !req
147. GIRLS HAVE BEEN OUR ENEMY.Copy !req
148. EVER SINCE THE BOY
CALLED NUMBAH 4Copy !req
149. FAILED TO DEFEAT THE GIRLIE
TYRANT MADAM MARGARET,Copy !req
150. GIRLS HAVE RULED THE WORLD.Copy !req
151. THE INSIDIOUS GIRLS
CRUELLY USE THEIR POWERCopy !req
152. TO FRIGHTEN LITTLE BOYS,Copy !req
153. BUT A BRAVE GROUP OF BOYSCopy !req
154. HAS RISEN UP FROM
THE UNDERGROUND TO RESCUE THEM.Copy !req
155. WE ARE...Copy !req
156. THE BOYS NEXT DOOR.Copy !req
157. AND SO WE FIGHT.Copy !req
158. WE ARE BRAVE BUT OUTMATCHED
IN BOTH NUMBERS AND TECHNOLOGY.Copy !req
159. THE ONLY PLACE LEFT ON EARTH
WHERE BOYS CAN BE BOYSCopy !req
160. IS HERE IN OUR SECRET
UNDERGROUND HIDEOUT.Copy !req
161. WE'VE RECEIVED INFORMATIONCopy !req
162. THAT MADAM MARGARET IS BUILDING
A SUPERGIRLIFIER CANNON —Copy !req
163. POWERFUL ENOUGH TO TURN US ALL
INTO GIGGLY, GOOFY GIRLS.Copy !req
164. AS OF NOW,
THE WEAPON IS NOT OPERATIONAL,Copy !req
165. BUT WHO KNOWS FOR HOW LONG?Copy !req
166. WHAT DO WE DO?Copy !req
167. WE'LL FIGHT BACK!Copy !req
168. WE'VE GOT TO STOP THEM
OR BECOME GIRLS TRYING.Copy !req
169. HALT! WHO GOES THERE?Copy !req
170. OUT OF MY WAY!Copy !req
171. I'VE GOT VITAL INFORMATION
FOR THE
RESISTANCE!Copy !req
172. WHO ARE YOU?
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE?Copy !req
173. YOU'VE GOTTA TRUST —Copy !req
174. IS THAT THE NEW FRIENDS FOREVER
RAINBOW MONKEY?Copy !req
175. GOTCHA.Copy !req
176. OOPS.Copy !req
177. OOH... AHH!Copy !req
178. IT'S A GIRL!Copy !req
179. Numbah 4:
ENOUGH!Copy !req
180. YOU
DOING HERE, GIRL?Copy !req
181. UH...Copy !req
182. I CAME TO HELP.Copy !req
183. YOU THINK WE NEED A GIRL'S
HELPING HAND AROUND HERE?Copy !req
184. WELL, NO, THANKS.Copy !req
185. ONE.Copy !req
186. BUT MY GRANNY TOLD MECopy !req
187. BOYS AND GIRLS
USED TO FIGHT TOGETHERCopy !req
188. AGAINST THE ADULTS.Copy !req
189. HA!Copy !req
190. THAT'S JUST A FAIRY TALE
DADDIES TELL LITTLE BOYSCopy !req
191. TO HELP THEM SLEEP AT NIGHT.Copy !req
192. NO, IT'S TRUE!
TELL THEM!Copy !req
193. YOU USED TO BATTLE
ALONGSIDE GIRLS.Copy !req
194. THAT...Copy !req
195. WAS A LONG TIME AGO.Copy !req
196. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, GIRL?Copy !req
197. SALLY SANBAN.Copy !req
198. MY GRANNY
HIM.Copy !req
199. I ESCAPED FROM
MADAM MARGARET'S CASTLECopy !req
200. AND CAME HERE
BECAUSE HELPING YOUCopy !req
201. IS THE ONLY WAY BOYS AND GIRLS
CAN PLAY TOGETHER AGAIN,Copy !req
202. JUST LIKE
MY GRANDMA REMEMBERED.Copy !req
203. NUMBAH 3's
GRANDDAUGHTER —Copy !req
204. A DREAMER.Copy !req
205. GO ON HOME.Copy !req
206. TOO LATE FOR YOUR HELP.Copy !req
207. TOO LATE... TO DREAM.Copy !req
208. FINE.
HAVE IT YOUR WAY.Copy !req
209. IT'S A GIRLIFIER RIFLE!Copy !req
210. I BROUGHT IT AS A GIFT.Copy !req
211. I THOUGHT YOU COULD
REVERSE-ENGINEER ITCopy !req
212. TO NEUTRALIZE
ITS GIRLIE EFFECTS.Copy !req
213. B-B-BUT — YOU CAN'T JUST —Copy !req
214. YOU'RE JUST
GONNA LET HER GO?Copy !req
215. SHE RISKED HER LIFE FOR US!Copy !req
216. SHE'S AS BRAVE AS ANY BOY!Copy !req
217. WELL, FORGET YOU!Copy !req
218. BOYS AND GIRLS
WORK TOGETHER...Copy !req
219. STARTING NOW!Copy !req
220. HEY, GIRL!Copy !req
221. SALLY, WANT TO JOIN
THE BOYS NEXT DOOR?Copy !req
222. Numbah 4: NO!Copy !req
223. NOT THE BOYS NEXT DOOR!Copy !req
224. NEXT DOOR.Copy !req
225. MADAM MARGARET!
MADAM MARGARET!Copy !req
226. SALLY SANBAN IS GONE,Copy !req
227. AND A GIRLIFIER RIFLE
IS MISSING!Copy !req
228. WHAT DO WE DO?
WHAT DO WE DO?Copy !req
229. NOW, GIRLS...Copy !req
230. LADIES...Copy !req
231. SHUT UP!Copy !req
232. I FORESAW ALL OF THIS.Copy !req
233. SALLY THINKS
SHE'S HELPING THOSE BOYS,Copy !req
234. UNAWARE OF THE TRACER
I PUT ON HER.Copy !req
235. OH, THERE SHE IS.Copy !req
236. WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GO ASK THOSE BOYS TO DANCE?Copy !req
237. EW! BOYS! EW! BOYS!
EW! BOYS! EW! BOYS!Copy !req
238. HMM... CROSS-LINING
THE COOTIE MATRIXCopy !req
239. TO THE MEGATESTOSTERONES
DIDN'T WORK,Copy !req
240. SO MAYBE PLUGGING
THE EYELASHINATORCopy !req
241. INTO THE MUSTACHIFIER
MIGHT DO THE TRICK!Copy !req
242. THERE!Copy !req
243. ALL RIGHT,
EVERYONE, STAND BACK.Copy !req
244. HOORAY!
YAY!Copy !req
245. YEAH!
YEAH!Copy !req
246. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
247. UH, UM...
GREAT WORK.Copy !req
248. SO, NOW LET'S GO
BEAT THAT OLD HAG.Copy !req
249. TOGETHER!Copy !req
250. YAY! YAY!
YAY! YAY!Copy !req
251. DON'T GET TOO COCKY.
WE STILL NEED TIME.Copy !req
252. WELL, TIME IS SOMETHING
WE AIN'T GOT,Copy !req
253. 'CAUSE MARGARET'S CASTLE
IS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US!Copy !req
254. TRAITOR!
SHE LED THE GIRLS HERE!Copy !req
255. GET HER!Copy !req
256. NO, I —
I WOULD NEVER...Copy !req
257. STOP! MADAM MARGARET
MUST HAVE TRACKED HER HERE.Copy !req
258. BUT IT'S TOO LATE
TO CHANGE THAT.Copy !req
259. AND WE'RE RUNNING
OUT OF TIME.Copy !req
260. WAIT. DID YOU JUST SAY
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME?Copy !req
261. UM... YEAH.Copy !req
262. THEN WE'LL HAVE TO GO
GET SOME MORE.Copy !req
263. OH, BOYS!Copy !req
264. WHO WANTS TO COME OUT AND PLAY?Copy !req
265. OKAY, LADY, WE'LL PLAY.Copy !req
266. BUT REMEMBER —
BOYS PLAY ROUGH!Copy !req
267. COVER ME!
I'M GOING IN!Copy !req
268. YOU CALL THIS
DIRTY COLLECTION AN ARMY?Copy !req
269. EAT ACORN, MARGIE!Copy !req
270. OOH!Copy !req
271. FIRE AT WILL!Copy !req
272. PUT ON A SKIRT,
STINKY PANTS!Copy !req
273. YEE-HA!Copy !req
274. HEY, HEY,
LET'S EAT BUGS!Copy !req
275. IMPOSSIBLE!Copy !req
276. HOW COULD THEY TRANSFORM
ONE OF MY GIRLS?Copy !req
277. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!Copy !req
278. I FEEL LIKE A KID AGAIN!Copy !req
279. THERE'S OUR WAY IN!Copy !req
280. GRAPPLING HOOK — AWAY!Copy !req
281. WHOA!Copy !req
282. HEE-HEE!Copy !req
283. TAKE THAT,
YOU DOODYHEADS!Copy !req
284. HEY, I'M A DOODYHEAD!Copy !req
285. WE GOT THEM
ON THE ROPES NOW!Copy !req
286. I THINK IT'S TIME THESE BOYS
LEARNED THEIR PLACE.Copy !req
287. THE SUPERGIRLIFIER CANNON —Copy !req
288. IT'S OPERATIONAL!Copy !req
289. REPEAT!Copy !req
290. WE HAVE A BREACH
OF DEFENSE IN SECTOR 8!Copy !req
291. MORE TEA,
MRS. NESBITT?Copy !req
292. WE HAVE TO RETREAT.Copy !req
293. NO! SALLY AND NUMBAH 4
NEED MORE TIME!Copy !req
294. I'LL GIVE THEM TIME.Copy !req
295. AHHHHH!Copy !req
296. OHH!Copy !req
297. PINK IS SO PRETTY.Copy !req
298. I LOVE PONIES!Copy !req
299. I'M A PIXIE!Copy !req
300. I'VE GOT A BASKET
WITH FLOWERS.Copy !req
301. FOOTBALLS... WORMS...Copy !req
302. SKATEBOARDS.Copy !req
303. ACTION FIGURES...Copy !req
304. DOLLIES!Copy !req
305. I FINALLY DID IT!Copy !req
306. I'VE CREATED A BOY-FREE WORLD.Copy !req
307. YOU'VE CREATED A MESS!Copy !req
308. OH, MY BACK!Copy !req
309. DOING HERE?Copy !req
310. GETTING HELP.Copy !req
311. FROM WHERE?Copy !req
312. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
THERE AREN'T ANY BOYS LEFT!Copy !req
313. NOT WHERE...Copy !req
314. WHEN.Copy !req
315. FAT LOT OF GOOD
THAT'LL DO YOU.Copy !req
316. I'LL JUST FOLLOW YOU
IN TIME AND —Copy !req
317. OHH!Copy !req
318. THAT
FOR GIRL POWER?Copy !req
319. MY TIME MACHINE!Copy !req
320. NO-O-O-O-O!Copy !req
321. HELLO?Copy !req
322. WHO WAS IT,
NUMBAH 3?Copy !req
323. I DON'T KNOW.
THEY HUNG UP.Copy !req
324. WAAAH!
WAAAH!Copy !req
325. HEY, WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
326. PLEASE... HELPCopy !req
327. AN ADULT! I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU GOT IN HERE,Copy !req
328. BUT I KNOW
HOW YOU'RE GETTING OUT —Copy !req
329. THE HARD WAY.Copy !req
330. LISTEN TO ME.
I'M, UH...Copy !req
331. NUMBAH 4
IS IN BIG TROUBLE.Copy !req
332. NUMBAH 4?Copy !req
333. I KNOW WHERE HE IS,Copy !req
334. AND I KNOW HE NEEDS
YOUR HELP RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
335. SOUNDS LIKE A TRAP.Copy !req
336. NO, PLEASE, I —Copy !req
337. STOP!
HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH!Copy !req
338. HUH? HUH?Copy !req
339. SOMETIMES A GIRL
JUST KNOWS.Copy !req
340. OKAY,
I... DEFINITELY...Copy !req
341. NEED HELP... NOW.Copy !req
342. MAN, I'M GLAD
TO SEE YOU GUYS!Copy !req
343. THERE'S, LIKE, A BAZILLION
CRAZY GIRLS OUT THERECopy !req
344. TRYING TO TAKE OVER
THE WORLD.Copy !req
345. THAT'S OKAY, NUMBAH 4.Copy !req
346. WE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.
NUMBAH 3?Copy !req
347. I'M ON IT!Copy !req
348. HEY,
WHO'S THE OLD GEEZER?Copy !req
349. I'M THE GUY
SAVING YOUR BUTT, SHORTY!Copy !req
350. LOOK, A BUNNY!Copy !req
351. WHAT?Copy !req
352. QUICK, STOP IT!Copy !req
353. HA HA HA HA!
I WIN!Copy !req
354. I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!Copy !req
355. OH, NO!Copy !req
356. THE ROBOT'S TOO GIRLY
FOR OUR RAYS!Copy !req
357. I'VE GOTTA CALL MADAM —Copy !req
358. LOOKS... LIKE...
YOU... DON'T... HAVECopy !req
359. MUCH... OF... A... FUTURE...
GIRLIE.Copy !req
360. DID I SAY THAT RIGHT,
NUMBAH 2?Copy !req
361. PERFECT, NUMBAH 3.Copy !req
362. I GOTTA START SELLING
SOME OF THESE
LINESCopy !req
363. TO THE FUNNY-IMPAIRED.Copy !req
364. OH, AND TELL MARGIECopy !req
365. SCHOOL
TO SEND HER TO...Copy !req
366. FOR LIFE!Copy !req
367. MORE LIKE IT!Copy !req
368. SO...Copy !req
369. IT'S FINALLY OVER.Copy !req
370. THANKS, SALLY,
FOR ALL THE HELP.Copy !req
371. WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME
WHO THIS GUY IS?Copy !req
372. LISTEN UP — DON'T GET
THAT MOHAWK IN THE EIGHTH GRADE.Copy !req
373. IT TOOK ME FOREVER
TO GROW MY HAIR BACK.Copy !req
374. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,Copy !req
375. I ALWAYS REGRETTED
NEVER ASKING OUT...Copy !req
376. MAN, WHAT WAS
THAT GUY'S PROBLEM?Copy !req
377. WAS HE TRYING TO WIN
A "STUPID CONTEST" OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
378. I'M SURE HE WASN'T
THAT SMART OF A KID, EITHER.Copy !req
379. COME ON, CHAMP.
LET'S GO HOME.Copy !req
380. AHH!Copy !req
381. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.Copy !req
382. 5...Copy !req
383. 4...Copy !req
384. 3...Copy !req
385. 2...Copy !req
386. 1.Copy !req
387. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.Copy !req