1. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
CARTOON NETWORKCopy !req
2. KIDS NEXT DOOR
C.H.O.P.S.H.O.P. —Copy !req
3. CRAB-LIKE HEADQUARTERS
OBVIOUSLY PACKCopy !req
4. SUPER HAIR-OBLITERATING POWER.Copy !req
5. HO-O-WDY!Copy !req
6. YOU FELLAS GOT TO EXCUSE
MY LACK OF HOSPITALITY.Copy !req
7. OFFCopy !req
8. WHILE READING THIS HERE
MAGAZINE.Copy !req
9. UHH.Copy !req
10. YE-E-E-HAW!Copy !req
11. IS THAT THERE
THE LATEST ISSUE?Copy !req
12. IT'S WORSE
THAN WE THOUGHT!Copy !req
13. HEY, THERE, PARTNERS!Copy !req
14. Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT
MOUSTACHES?Copy !req
15. THIS PLACE IS INFESTED.Copy !req
16. QUICK, GET THESE KIDS
OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
17. UGH!Copy !req
18. YAH!Copy !req
19. LOCK AND LOAD, NUMBUH 1!Copy !req
20. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU COWPOKES
DOING?Copy !req
21. AND WHERE ARE YOUR MOUSTA—
YA-A-A-H! OH!Copy !req
22. WHY, YOU SIDE-WINDING
SON OF A POLE— OW!Copy !req
23. WHOA!Copy !req
24. WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!Copy !req
25. LITTLE SHAVER TO HEDGE CLIPPER,
YOU'VE GOT CUSTOMERS.Copy !req
26. ROGER THAT.Copy !req
27. C.H.O.P.S.H.O.P. IS OPEN
FOR BUSINESS.Copy !req
28. YAAAAAAAAA!Copy !req
29. OW! EW!Copy !req
30. HEY! EW!Copy !req
31. EW! WOW! EW!Copy !req
32. UGH!
OHH, MAN.Copy !req
33. A CUSTOMER!
DON'T WORRY, MR. FUZZY.Copy !req
34. THIS WON'T HURT A BIT!Copy !req
35. NO-O-O-O-O!Copy !req
36. YOU TWO-TIMING LITTLE HEAP
OF BLUE JAY DROPPINGS!Copy !req
37. AAAAAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
38. NO! HE-E-E-LP!Copy !req
39. NUMBUH 1, WE GOT OURSELVES
A CLEAN ONE HERE.Copy !req
40. NUMBER 142,
ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
41. SAVE... YOURSELVES.Copy !req
42. TAKE IT EASY, PAL.
JUST TELL US WHAT HAPPENED.Copy !req
43. IT ALL STARTED WHEN NUMBER 149
WENT TO HIS MOM'S OFFICE.Copy !req
44. HE CAME BACK WITH A...
A HIDEOUS MOUSTACHE!Copy !req
45. SUDDENLY, HE STOPPED
GOING ON MISSIONSCopy !req
46. OR BUILDING
NEW 2x4 TECHNOLOGY.Copy !req
47. ALL HE CARED ABOUT
WAS GROOMING THAT THING!Copy !req
48. BEFORE WE COULD DO ANYTHING
ABOUT IT, NUMBER 161 GOT ONE.Copy !req
49. THEN NUMBER 143!Copy !req
50. AND NOW LOOK AT ME!
PEACH FUZZ!Copy !req
51. YOU GOT TO HELP ME!Copy !req
52. I'M TOO YOUNG TO LOOK LIKE
SOME GREASY UNCLE!Copy !req
53. OW!Copy !req
54. KEEP IT TOGETHER, MAN!Copy !req
55. YOU'VE GOT TO TELL US WHERE
NUMBER 149 GOT THE MOUSTACHE!Copy !req
56. T-THERE.Copy !req
57. UH, YOU MEAN THAT
LITTLE RED BUILDINGCopy !req
58. OVER THERE
ON THE RIGHT?Copy !req
59. NO, YOU IDIOT!
THE ONE WITH THE — UGH!Copy !req
60. NUMBER 142!Copy !req
61. GO-O-SH DARN IT!
I LOOK GO-O-OD!Copy !req
62. NOTHING IN THE WORLD
LIKE A BONA FIDE MOUSTACHE!Copy !req
63. I'M GONNA SPEND THE WHO-O-LE DAY
COMBING IT,Copy !req
64. AND GRO-O-OMING IT, AND — UGH!Copy !req
65. WHAT IN TA-A-RNATION?Copy !req
66. YOU WILL BE AVENGED,
NUMBER 142.Copy !req
67. YOU WILL BE AVENGED!Copy !req
68. SAY, THAT'S A MIGHTY
FINE MOUSTACHECopy !req
69. YOU GOT THERE,
NED.Copy !req
70. WELL, THANK YOU, ED.Copy !req
71. I WAS JUST ADMIRING
THE ONE ON TED.Copy !req
72. WE-E-LL, THANK YOU, NED.Copy !req
73. WELL, YOUR MOUSTACHE
IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, ED.Copy !req
74. HMM, SO,
ANY GROOMING TIPS, NED?Copy !req
75. WELL, ED, IT'S LIKE I WAS
TELLING TED THE OTHER DAY,Copy !req
76. YOU GOT TO BE GOOD
TO YOUR MOUSTACHE!Copy !req
77. YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN',
NED.Copy !req
78. WELL, THANK YOU
MUCHLY, ED.Copy !req
79. SO HOW LONG YOU SPEND GROOMING
YOUR MOUSTACHE THERE, ED?Copy !req
80. WELL, TED,
I TELLS YOU —Copy !req
81. 'SCUSE ME, FELLERS!Copy !req
82. LOOKS LIKE Y'ALL DROPPED
YOUR... MOUSTACHE?Copy !req
83. RRRRR!Copy !req
84. WHAT IN TARNATION?Copy !req
85. SHAVING TIME, MATE!Copy !req
86. NO, NOT MY — AAAAAH!Copy !req
87. THEY GOT TED!
LET'S GET 'EM!Copy !req
88. AHA! AHA!Copy !req
89. SHAVING CREAM! SHAVING CREAM!Copy !req
90. OHHHHH! OHHHHH!Copy !req
91. IT'S SUDSY!Copy !req
92. HUH? HUH?Copy !req
93. NO-O-O-O! NO-O-O-O!Copy !req
94. ALL RIGHT, SMOOTH GUY.
WHERE'S THE HEAD MOUSTACHE?Copy !req
95. YOU — YOU GOT TO HELP US!Copy !req
96. HE WON'T REST TILL THE
WHOLE WORLD HAS MOUSTACHES!Copy !req
97. WHERE?Copy !req
98. TOP FLOOR!Copy !req
99. BUT YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT OUT
OF HERE WITHOUT FACIAL HAIR!Copy !req
100. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!Copy !req
101. ALL RIGHT, TEAM!
LET'S GO CLIP SOME LIP!Copy !req
102. HMM? HMM?Copy !req
103. UH-OH. UH-OH.Copy !req
104. WHO-O-A! WHO-O-A!Copy !req
105. OHH! OHH!Copy !req
106. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.Copy !req
107. UGH! UGH!Copy !req
108. STAY FROSTY, TEAM.Copy !req
109. WELL, WELL, WELL!Copy !req
110. I DIDN'T THINK Y'ALL'D
GET THIS FAR!Copy !req
111. BUT NOW Y'ALL ARE GONNA HAVE
TO TANGLE WITH ME!Copy !req
112. YEE-HAW!Copy !req
113. EW! EW!
EW! EW!Copy !req
114. DON'T MOVE,
LADY SASQUATCH!Copy !req
115. WE'RE HERE TO SHEAR!Copy !req
116. OHH, COME ON, NOW!Copy !req
117. LET ME TAKE CARE OF THEM
FUNNY-LOOKING SIX-SHOOTERS!Copy !req
118. NOW, WHAT IN TARNATION DO YOU
KIDS HAVE AGAINST MOUSTACHIOS?Copy !req
119. DON'T YOU WANT
TO LOOK MORE ADULT?Copy !req
120. DON'T YOU WANT
TO BE MORE CONFIDENT?Copy !req
121. DON'T YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE —Copy !req
122. A FREAK?Copy !req
123. IF YOU ADULTS
WANT TO WALK AROUNDCopy !req
124. WITH THAT STUPID FUZZ
ON YOUR FACE, FINE.Copy !req
125. BUT LEAVE US KIDS
OUT OF IT.Copy !req
126. YOU DON'T RECKON
WHAT YOU'RE UP AGAINST.Copy !req
127. WHEN I GET DONE,
THERE'LL BE A BIG, OLD MOUSTACHECopy !req
128. ON EVERY FACE
IN THE WHOLE WORLD!Copy !req
129. EVERYWHERE —
BIG WONDERFUL MOUSTA—Copy !req
130. PLEASE... H-HELP ME!Copy !req
131. HUH? HUH?
HUH? HUH?Copy !req
132. YOU GOT TO HELP!Copy !req
133. QUIET,
YOU TWO-TIMING POLECAT!Copy !req
134. PLEASE,
GET THIS THING OFF MY FACE!Copy !req
135. PIPE DOWN,
YOU LILY-LIVERED COWARD!Copy !req
136. HELP!Copy !req
137. SHUT UP!Copy !req
138. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A MOUSTACHE,
AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!Copy !req
139. KIDS NEXT DOOR,
LET'S SPLIT SOME HAIRS.Copy !req
140. AAAAH!Copy !req
141. Numbuh 1: HOLD YOUR FIRE!Copy !req
142. WE'VE GOT OURSELVES
A MOBILE MOUSTACHE.Copy !req
143. DROP YOUR SHOOTING IRONS,
YOU RIDING COWPOKES!Copy !req
144. Y'ALL THOUGHT YOU COULD JUST
MARCH IN HERE AND STOP ME!Copy !req
145. SOON YOU'LL SEE
THE GLORY, THE BEAUTY,Copy !req
146. THE POWER OF A MOUSTACHE!Copy !req
147. WHY, YOU NO GOOD MOUSTACHE!Copy !req
148. YOU MAY BE HAIR TODAY, BUT
YOU'LL BE GONE TOMORROW!Copy !req
149. WHAT?Copy !req
150. AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH!Copy !req
151. YAH! GOT IT!Copy !req
152. ALL RIGHT, KIDS NEXT DOOR.
POLISH HIM OFF!Copy !req
153. NOW, NUMBUH 4!Copy !req
154. UGH! CLEAR!Copy !req
155. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE
OFF THE TOP?Copy !req
156. NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!Copy !req
157. HUH? HUH?
HUH? HUH?Copy !req
158. PLEASE.
HAVE MERCY!Copy !req
159. WE MEAN NO HARM.Copy !req
160. ALL WE SEEK IS...
A — A HOME!Copy !req
161. Y'ALL DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKE.Copy !req
162. WE USED TO BE EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
163. WE WAS IMPORTANT
AND HIGHLY REGARDED.Copy !req
164. WE SHARED THE FACES OF
PRESIDENTS, ATHLETES,Copy !req
165. SCIENTISTS, CELEBRITIES,
AND PRIVATE DETECTIVES.Copy !req
166. BUT NOW, WE'RE LUCKY
TO EVEN WIND UP ON ACopy !req
167. PROFESSIONAL BOWLER!Copy !req
168. AWW!Copy !req
169. YOU POOR KITTY!Copy !req
170. OH, KITTY! THAT'S THE SADDEST
STORY I'VE EVER HEARD!Copy !req
171. OH, COME ON, NUMBUH 3!Copy !req
172. THAT "KITTY" TRIED
TAKING OVER YOUR FACE!Copy !req
173. SHE JUST NEEDS
A PLACE TO BE LOVED!Copy !req
174. WE GOT TO HELP HER!Copy !req
175. UHH, JUST FOR THE RECORD.
MOUSTACHE.Copy !req
176. I SAW WE SHAVE THAT THING OFF
THE FACE OF THE EARTH!Copy !req
177. AND BETTER YET —Copy !req
178. WE'RE HELPING KITTY!Copy !req
179. I-I VOTE FOR
HELPING THE KITTY.Copy !req
180. HMM.Copy !req
181. I THINK NUMBUH 5
HAS AN IDEA!Copy !req
182. GO-O-LDANG! I LOOK GO-O-O-OD!Copy !req
183. PHEW!Copy !req
184. MALFUNCTION.Copy !req
185. NO. I CAN'T GO BACK.Copy !req
186. HE'S WAITING
FOR ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!Copy !req
187. RIGHT ON TIME,
NIGEL, OLD BOY.Copy !req
188. WE DON'T WANT TO MISS
ANY OF THE ACTION, DO WE?Copy !req
189. OHH.Copy !req
190. DAD, I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES.
I DON'T WANT TO GO FISHING!Copy !req
191. NONSENSE! ALL FATHERS AND SONS
GO ON FISHING TRIPS.Copy !req
192. I READ IT IN THE "DADS'
DO'S AND DON'TS" SECTION
OF THE NEWSPAPER.Copy !req
193. BUT I HAVE IMPORTANT KIDS NEXT
DOOR MISSIONS AND STUFF TO DO.Copy !req
194. QUALITY TIME WITH YOUR DAD
IS TODAY'S MISSION, SON.Copy !req
195. SPEED IT UP, GRANDMA!Copy !req
196. MOVE IT, PAL!Copy !req
197. ALL THIS SPEEDY DRIVING
SURE IS HARD ON THE NERVES.Copy !req
198. I COULD USE SOME GOOD,
OLD RELAXING MUSIC.Copy !req
199. OH, COME ON, DAD!
YOU KNOW I HATE THE TUBA!Copy !req
200. SO DO I, SON.Copy !req
201. SO... DO... I.Copy !req
202. BUT THIS SOUSAPHONE MUSIC
SURE IS TOP CRACKERS, EH?Copy !req
203. UGH!Copy !req
204. THEY DIDN'T SAY THIS WOULD BE
SO HARD IN THE FISHING COLUMN.Copy !req
205. NOW, WHICH END OF THIS
BLASTED ROD GOES IN THE WATER?Copy !req
206. EWW! THIS BUCKET
IS FULL OF WORMS!Copy !req
207. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO WITH THEM?Copy !req
208. YUCK!
THEY'RE ALL SQUISHY!Copy !req
209. HEY!Copy !req
210. SLOW DOWN!Copy !req
211. THAT'S NO WAY
TO CATCH A FISH!Copy !req
212. WELL, THIS SURE
IS GREAT, EH, NIGEL?Copy !req
213. NIGEL?Copy !req
214. YEAH, DAD. IT'S PERFECT!Copy !req
215. YOU'RE SUCH A KIDDER,
OL' BOY!Copy !req
216. BUT IT CAN'T BE PERFECT
WITHOUT MUSIC.Copy !req
217. DAD, NO ONE WANTS TO
LISTEN TO THIS JUNK!Copy !req
218. GOOD CALL, SON.Copy !req
219. PEOPLE ALWAYS PREFER TO HEAR
THE SOUSAPHONE... LIVE!Copy !req
220. HUH? HEY!
OH, I LIKE THAT.Copy !req
221. UGH! TELL HIM TO STOP!
THAT'S TERRIBLE!Copy !req
222. I LIKE THAT.
IT'S NICE ON THE WATER, TOO.Copy !req
223. DA-A-D!Copy !req
224. DAD!Copy !req
225. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!
PLEASE STOP!Copy !req
226. DAD!Copy !req
227. DAD!Copy !req
228. DA-A-A-A-D!Copy !req
229. OH, I-I SAY, NIGEL.
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
230. DID YOU HAVE A REQUEST?Copy !req
231. A REQUEST?Copy !req
232. YEAH, I'VE GOT A REQUEST!Copy !req
233. I'D LIKE TO REQUEST WE GET
OUT OF THIS STUPID BOATCopy !req
234. WITH YOUR STUPID FISHING JUNK
AND YOUR STUPID TUBA!Copy !req
235. ACTUALLY, IT'S A SOUSA—Copy !req
236. WHO CARES?Copy !req
237. I WANT TO HANG OUT
WITH MY FRIENDS.Copy !req
238. THEY DON'T WAKE ME UP
AT 5:00 IN THE MORNINGCopy !req
239. 'CAUSE THEY READ SOME STUPID
ARTICLE IN THE STUPID PAPER!Copy !req
240. UH, I SEE.Copy !req
241. I'M SORRY, NIGEL.Copy !req
242. I-I JUST WANTED
TO BE YOUR FRIEND.Copy !req
243. OH. UM...Copy !req
244. WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN IT
LIKE THAT, DAD.Copy !req
245. IT'S — IT'S JUST,
UH — UH, UH.Copy !req
246. THAT'S OKAY.
I-I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
247. OH, LOOKEE!
THE BUSINESS SECTION!Copy !req
248. DA-A-A-D!Copy !req
249. DAD?Copy !req
250. Mr. OH. SUFFERING
SOUSAPHONES.Copy !req
251. WHERE — WHERE AM I?Copy !req
252. YOU'RE HOME!
DAD!Copy !req
253. HUH?Copy !req
254. DID YOU JUST CALL ME DAD?Copy !req
255. YEP!
YOU'RE PERFECT!Copy !req
256. YOU'RE THE BIGGEST DAD
I CAUGHT TODAY!Copy !req
257. AND YOU'VE GOT
A SOUSAPHONE!Copy !req
258. UH, YOU ACTUALLY LIKE
THE SOUSAPHONE?Copy !req
259. DON'T ALL KIDS?Copy !req
260. NONE OF THE OTHER DADS
I CAUGHT CAN PLAY.Copy !req
261. I'LL HAVE
TO THROW 'EM BACK!Copy !req
262. HEY, DAD!
HOW ABOUT A DU-U-ET?Copy !req
263. "A DU-U-ET"?
W-WHY, YES!Copy !req
264. THAT WOULD BE TOP CRACKERS,
OL' BOY!Copy !req
265. FRIENDS, DAD.Copy !req
266. THAT MUSIC!
DAD? IS THAT YOU?Copy !req
267. HOLD ON, DAD.
I'M COMING!Copy !req
268. UGH! I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M GOING TO SAVE AN ADULT.Copy !req
269. HA HA HA!
THAT WAS GR-R-R-E-EAT!Copy !req
270. YES! SMASHING, OL' BOY!Copy !req
271. SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO NEXT?Copy !req
272. WELL, I-I BETTER BE
GETTING BACK TO MY SON.Copy !req
273. HE'S PROBABLY
WORRIED SICK.Copy !req
274. THEN AGAIN,
MAYBE HE'S NOT.Copy !req
275. COME ON, DAD!
JUST ONE MORE SONG!Copy !req
276. THIS IS SUCH
GREAT QUALITY TIME!Copy !req
277. WELL, YES, BUT YOU SEE,Copy !req
278. I WAS HOPING FOR SOME
QUALITY TIME WITH MY REAL SON.Copy !req
279. OHH! YOU'LL PLAY!
LIKE IT!Copy !req
280. ANYONE HERE KNOW HOW TO PLAYCopy !req
281. "GIVE ME BACK MY DAD
BEFORE I HAVE TO KICK YOUR BUTTCopy !req
282. UP AND DOWN THIS PIER"
IN "A" MINOR?Copy !req
283. ACTUALLY, I'D RATHER PLAY
THIS LITTLE NUMBER!Copy !req
284. WHOA!Copy !req
285. SON!Copy !req
286. DA-A-A-D!Copy !req
287. UNH-UNH-UNH!Copy !req
288. ONE MOVE, AND IT'S YOUR DAD'S
FINAL CONCERTO!Copy !req
289. WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
290. I WANT YOUR DAD.Copy !req
291. AND I'M WILLING
TO FIGHT FOR HIM!Copy !req
292. I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.
JUST NAME YOUR FIGHT!Copy !req
293. A TUBA BATTLE?Copy !req
294. WELL, THIS IS STUPID!Copy !req
295. QUIT STALLING, LIVER LUNGS!
'CAUSE I GOT ME A DAD TO WIN!Copy !req
296. AFTER YOU, BLISTER LIPS!Copy !req
297. FINE!Copy !req
298. EHHH!Copy !req
299. HEE HEE HEE HEE!Copy !req
300. I WIN! HEH HA HA!Copy !req
301. IN YOUR FACE!
HEE HEE HA HA!Copy !req
302. I'M SORRY, DAD.Copy !req
303. THAT'S OKAY, SON.
YOU DID YOUR BEST.Copy !req
304. AND, ACCORDING TO THE
"DADS' DO'S AND DON'TS"Copy !req
305. SECTION OF THE PAPER...Copy !req
306. THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.Copy !req
307. NOW YOU'LL KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKECopy !req
308. TO SIT ON THAT PIER ALL DAY
FISHING FOR DADS!Copy !req
309. YOU'LL KNOW THE WAITING,
THE HOPING,Copy !req
310. AND DISAPPOINTMENT
OF CATCHING LOUSY FATHERSCopy !req
311. AND HAVING
TO THROW THEM BACK!Copy !req
312. HELLO! WILLARD?Copy !req
313. IS IT REALLY YOU?Copy !req
314. UH... YEAH.Copy !req
315. OH, DAD!Copy !req
316. DA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-D!Copy !req
317. OH, DAD!Copy !req
318. I THOUGHT I'D NEVER
SEE YOU AGAIN!Copy !req
319. FOR PETE'S SAKE,
WILLARD.Copy !req
320. I TOLD YOU I'D BE GONE FOR
10 MINUTES WHILE I GET MILK.Copy !req
321. HUH?Copy !req
322. UGH! JUST WHAT WE NEED
AROUND HERE — MORE TUBAS!Copy !req
323. SOUSAPHONES! SOUSAPHONES!Copy !req
324. SON, THERE'S SOMETHING I —
I WANT TO TELL YOU.Copy !req
325. IT'S OKAY, DAD.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING.Copy !req
326. NO, NO.Copy !req
327. THIS HAS TO BE SAID RIGHT,
AND IT HAS TO BE SAID NOW.Copy !req
328. NIGEL...Copy !req
329. I THINK YOU REALLY NEED
SOME SOUSAPHONE LESSONS!Copy !req
330. I MEAN, DID YOU HEAR
YOURSELF UP THERE?Copy !req
331. PEE-YEW!
EITHER YOUR SHARPS WERE FLATCopy !req
332. AND YOUR FLATS
WERE SHARP AND WOBBLYCopy !req
333. AND YOUR FINGERS
WERE LIKE YOUR POSITIONSCopy !req
334. WERE LIKE A SPIDER
IN A WINDSTORM!Copy !req
335. EIGHT LEGS
FLYING EVERYWHERE!Copy !req
336. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.Copy !req
337. 5...Copy !req
338. 4...Copy !req
339. 3...Copy !req
340. 2...Copy !req
341. 1.Copy !req
342. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.Copy !req