Codename: Kids Next Door 2x5

Tom Kenny as (voice) • Candi Milo as Lasso Lass (voice) • Jennifer Hale as (voice)

Numbuh 5 is sick at home with the flu, and Numbuhs 1 and 2 take it upon themselves to protect her from the enemy. While at her house, her father lets it slip that teenage sister Cree is wearing a training bra! Ever suspisious of teenagers, Numbuh 1 figures that this odd device must be "Battle Ready Armor", and becomes determined to discover the workings behind it. But when the two of them are discovered, can even the Kids Next Door survive the wrath of a humiliated teenager?! And could there be more than meets the eye in this lingerie liason?

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1. WHERE IS SHE?

2. WHERE'S NUMBUH 5?

3. YEAH, YOU GRUBBY ADULT.

4. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER?

5. WELL, WELL, WELL,

6. IF IT ISN'T NIGEL UNO AND HOAGIE P. GILLIGAN.

7. HOW ARE YOU BOYS DOING?

8. UM, FINE, MR. LINCOLN.

9. NOW, WHERE'S NUMBUH 5?

10. SHE'S SICK, YOU KNOW,

11. WITH THE SNEEZING AND THE BOOGERS AND THE TISSUES.

12. AW, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

13. SHE'S UP IN HER ROOM SLEEPING,

14. SO I'M JUST MAKING UP A BATCH OF COOKIES FOR WHEN SHE GETS UP.

15. A LIKELY STORY.

16. MIND IF WE GO UP AND CHECK ON IT?

17. SURE.

18. JUST TRY TO KEEP IT DOWN.

19. RIGHT.

20. BOY, SHE LOOKS REAL SICK.

21. AND IN HER CONDITION, AN ENEMY AGENT COULD EASILY SNEAK IN

22. AND SUCK TOP-SECRET KIDS NEXT DOOR INFORMATION

23. OUT OF HER BRAIN.

24. NO! WE HAVE TO GUARD HER WITH OUR LIVES.

25. WE CAN'T LEAVE HER SIDE FOR A MINUTE.

26. I'M HUNGRY.

27. LET'S GET SOME OF MR. LINCOLN'S COOKIES.

28. ALL RIGHT!

29. YOU BOYS HELP YOURSELVES TO SOME DELICIOUS COOKIES.

30. THEY GOT THE CHIPS AND THE NUTS AND THE SUGAR

31. AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF.

32. OOH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

33. HEY, HOAGIE. WHAT'S UP, NIGEL?

34. HI, CREE.

35. SO, WHAT'S TODAY'S "BIG MISSION"?

36. THAT'S ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS,

37. AND DON'T NEED TO KNOW.

38. HMM.

39. O-KAY.

40. WHATEVER.

41. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

42. WELL, NOTHING.

43. DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU THAT CREE IS A TEENAGER?

44. THEY GROW UP SO FAST.

45. IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY SHE WAS A LITTLE GIRL,

46. AND NOW LOOK AT HER WITH HER BRAND-NEW TRAINING BRA.

47. DAD!

48. I HATE YOU!

49. HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?

50. AND IN FRONT OF TWO BOYS?

51. YOU ARE SO EMBARRASSING!

52. HELLO, DAD!

53. WHAT WILL MAKE YOU STOP?

54. WHAT'S A BRA?

55. AND WHAT'S SHE TRAINING FOR?

56. LET'S CHECK THE L.U.N.C.H.B.O.C.K.S.

57. KIDS NEXT DOOR L.U.N.C.H.B.O.C.K.S. —

58. "LARGELY UNDERCOVER NUCLEAR COMPUTER

59. HANDLES BOLOGNA OR COMPLICATED KOMPUTER STUFF."

60. HMM... I'VE SEARCHED THE WHOLE MAINFRAME FOR "BRA,"

61. AND NOTHING COMES UP.

62. MAYBE BRA STANDS FOR SOMETHING.

63. TRY THE SUPERCOOL NAME-INATOR PROGRAM.

64. BATTLE...

65. READY...

66. ARMOR?

67. BATTLE-READY ARMOR?

68. THAT'S IT.

69. THE ADULTS HAVE DEVELOPED A NEW SUPERINVINCIBLE ARMOR,

70. AND NOW THEY'RE TRAINING TEENAGERS TO USE IT.

71. WE'LL HAVE TO ACQUIRE SOME OF THESE BRAS

72. SO WE CAN ANALYZE THEM FOR WEAKNESSES.

73. POOR NUMBUH 5.

74. SHE MUST HAVE NO IDEA

75. THAT HER OLDER SISTER IS WEARING A BRA

76. RIGHT UNDER HER NOSE.

77. NUMBUH 5! NUMBUH 5!

78. FREEZE!

79. OKAY, POPS.

80. WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN NUMBUH 5's ROOM,

81. TRYING TO SUCK HER BRAIN FOR INFORMATION?

82. SHH!

83. I WAS JUST BRINGING ABIGAIL HER MEDICINE,

84. BUT SHE'S STILL ASLEEP,

85. SO KEEP IT DOWN WITH THE YELLING AND THE SHOOTING AND THE...

86. YOUR STORY SEEMS TO CHECK OUT, BUT WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

87. SO YOU GO BACK DOWNSTAIRS

88. AND GO READ THE PAPER OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU ADULTS DO.

89. OKAY, OKAY.

90. SHEESH.

91. THESE KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS

92. WITH THE THREATS AND THE SHOUTS AND THE —

93. WE CAN'T LET ANYTHING ELSE BY OUR DEFENSES.

94. YEAH.

95. REMEMBER, CONSTANT VIGILANCE.

96. HEY, TROOPS.

97. WHA—

98. HOW'S THE "GUARDING" GOING?

99. LISTEN, YOU, WE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR TRAINING.

100. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

101. OH, COME OFF IT.

102. WE KNOW YOU'RE WEARING A BRA,

103. AND WE'RE GONNA PUT A STOP TO IT IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE DO.

104. OH, STUPID DAD WITH THE BIG MOUTH AND THE EMBARRASSING

105. AND THE PULLING IT OUT FOR THE NEIGHBORS.

106. SHE'S GONE.

107. NOW, LET'S GO GET THOSE BRAS.

108. WE'VE SEARCHED EVERYWHERE.

109. WHERE ON EARTH COULD THEY BE?

110. UM... I-I THINK I FOUND THEM.

111. MOVE OVER.

112. WOW.

113. WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE, NUMBUH 2.

114. TAKE ONE OUT.

115. WHAT? I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH THEM. YOU DO IT.

116. AS FIRST IN COMMAND,

117. I ORDER YOU TO PICK UP THAT BRA.

118. YOU FIRST.

119. OKAY, OKAY. DON'T BE SUCH A BABY.

120. UH...

121. THIS IS BATTLE-READY ARMOR?

122. IT HARDLY COVERS ANYTHING.

123. MAYBE ONCE YOU PUT IT ON,

124. IT PRODUCES A PROTECTIVE ENERGY SHIELD OR SOMETHING.

125. OF COURSE,

126. AND NOW THAT WE HAVE THEIR TECHNOLOGY,

127. WE CAN USE IT AGAINST THEM.

128. IMAGINE THE ADULTS' SURPRISE

129. WHEN THE KIDS NEXT DOOR ARE WEARING BRAS, TOO.

130. UM, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THESE, UM, THINGS.

131. WELL, IT'S OBVIOUS YOU —

132. YOU JUST PUT YOUR HEAD THROUGH IT —

133. NO, NOW, WAIT, WAIT.

134. MAYBE YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT LEG INTO —

135. NO.

136. NO, THAT'S NOT IT, EITHER.

137. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

138. IF YOU TAKE THIS PART

139. AND YOU WRAP IT AROUND YOUR — OW!

140. I'VE GOT SOME NICE, WARM SOUP FOR YOU, ABIGAIL,

141. WITH THE CHICKEN AND THE CARROTS.

142. HUH?

143. SO, DO YOU FEEL ANYTHING?

144. YEAH... STUPID.

145. I DON'T KNOW.

146. I FEEL KIND OF POWERFUL.

147. AAAHH!

148. ARE YOU CRAZY?

149. WHAT'S THE MATTER, TEENAGER?

150. AFRAID WE'LL PUT YOUR BRAS TO BETTER USE?

151. LISTEN, YOU LITTLE FREAK, TAKE IT OFF NOW!

152. MAKE US.

153. RIGHT, NUMBUH 2?

154. I SAID, "TAKE THEM OFF!"

155. BATTLE-READY ARMOR, ON!

156. UH... BATTLE-READY ARMOR, GO!

157. BATTLE-READY — AAH!

158. TAKE THEM OFF NOW!

159. OH! OOH!

160. OW!

161. I AM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU, FOOL.

162. BATTLE-READY ARMOR, ACTIVATE. AAH!

163. NUMBUH 2!

164. WHOA!

165. OOH!

166. UM, BATTLE-READY ARMOR, HELP?

167. I SAID, "TAKE OFF MY BRA!"

168. WHOA!

169. WHOA!

170. NUMBUH 2, I COULD REALLY USE SO—

171. WHOA!

172. WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE RACKET?

173. I CAUGHT YOUR TWO LITTLE WEIRDO FRIENDS TRYING ON MY BRAS.

174. WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING WEARING MY SISTER'S BRAS?

175. BUT, NUMBUH 5, YOU DON'T UNDERSTA— OHH!

176. "BRA" STANDS FOR BATTLE-READY ARMOR.

177. IT'S A WEAPON.

178. ARE YOU CRAZY?

179. A BRA IS FOR... UH... WELL...

180. GIRLS USE IT WITH THE STRAP AND THE —

181. LOOK, JUST GO BACK TO THE TREE HOUSE

182. SO I CAN GET SOME SLEEP!

183. BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?

184. WHAT IF ENEMY OPERATIVES TRY TO SUCK YOUR BRAIN —

185. GET OUT!

186. MNH-MNH-MNH.

187. UM... I GUESS WE WON'T BE NEEDING THESE.

188. OW!

189. SEE YOU AROUND, CREE.

190. HEY, WHERE ARE THOSE TWO GOING?

191. AW, LOOK.

192. MY OLDEST GIRL IS TELLING HER LITTLE SISTER ABOUT BRAS.

193. DAD!

194. YOU'RE MAKING ME CRAZY!

195. STOP IT!

196. I HAVE RETRIEVED THE INFORMATION REQUIRED.

197. NUMBUH 5 WILL AWAKEN TOMORROW

198. WITHOUT REALIZING HER BRAIN WAS PROBED.

199. YOU HAVE DONE WELL, MY APPRENTICE.

200. THANK YOU, FATHER.

201. SOON MY TRAINING WILL BE COMPLETE,

202. AND WE WILL PUT AN END TO THOSE KIDS NEXT DOOR ONCE AND FOR ALL!

203. SUCKERS TOOK THE BAIT JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU.

204. GREAT PLAN, NUMBUH 5.

205. NOW, RETURN TO HEADQUARTERS.

206. ROGER THAT, NUMBUH 1.

207. ALMOST THERE, AND WITH ENOUGH OF THE STUFF TO RETIRE.

208. HUH? HUH? HUH?

209. NUMBUH 2 OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR?

210. A TEENAGER'S WORST NIGHTMARE.

211. NOW, YOU CAN EITHER TURN THIS TRUCK AROUND

212. OR YOU CAN DEAL WITH ME.

213. HUH. EVEN YOU CAN'T STOP US.

214. MAURICE, SHELDON.

215. ALL RIGHT, KID, HERE'S WHERE YOU GET OFF.

216. OOH! WHOA!

217. DON'T MAKE IT TOO EASY FOR ME, NOW.

218. WHO'S NEXT?

219. THAT KID'S MINE.

220. SORRY. I GOTTA FLY.

221. COORDINATES 2, 11, 68, NOW!

222. KIDS NEXT DOOR M.E.R.R.Y.G.O.R.O.C.K.E.T. —

223. "MONSTROUS ELECTRON ROCKET

224. "ROTATES YOUR GROWN OPPOSITION ROUND ON CARNIVAL KONTRAPTION

225. ELIMINATING TEENAGERS."

226. HEY, GANG.

227. LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO TWIST AND SHOUT.

228. WHERE DOES HE COME UP WITH SUCH GREAT LINES?

229. WHO-O-O-O-A!

230. AAH!

231. CURSE YOU, NUMBUH 2!

232. GREAT SHOT, NUMBUH 2,

233. BUT WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO

234. WITH A TRUCKLOAD OF TAPIOCA PUDDING?

235. LEAVE THAT TO ME.

236. AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.

237. APPLESAUCE, YOU BIG LIARPANTS.

238. REALLY.

239. I EVEN BUILT A TAPIOCA-POWERED JET PACK

240. TO HELP GET RID OF THE STUFF.

241. DON'T YOU LIE TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER, TOMMY.

242. THAT'S HOAGIE. TOMMY'S MY BROTHER.

243. ARE YOU CON-TRA-DICT-ING ME, YOUNG MAN?

244. OW!

245. ALL RIGHT, THEN. SCRAM!

246. YOUR GRANDMA'S GOT PLANS TONIGHT.

247. OKAY.

248. SHEESH. WHAT A GROUCH.

249. GRANDMA.

250. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW FOR DINNER.

251. ARE YOU STILL HERE?

252. SCRAM, ALREADY!

253. GREAT NEWS, GUYS.

254. I GOT TO GRANDMA'S AND BACK IN JUST TWO BOWLS.

255. DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE WANT TO SAVE TAPIOCA?

256. AAH!

257. OUR MISSION WAS TO STOP THE TAPIOCA FROM GETTING INTO TOWN,

258. NOT FLOOD OUR HEADQUARTERS WITH THE STUFF.

259. HEY, THIS WASN'T MY FAULT.

260. HA! IT'S TOTALLY YOUR FAULT.

261. HEY, EVERYBODY, WHO AM I?

262. "OOH, I'M A PILOT.

263. "I'M PUSHING THE WRONG BUTTON.

264. I'M DUMPING THE GROSSEST FLAVOR OF PUDDING ALL OVER MY FRIENDS!"

265. OH! OH! I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW!

266. YOU'RE NUMBUH 4!

267. NO! WHO AM I PRETENDING TO BE?

268. OH. YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE DUMBYHEAD NUMBUH 2!

269. ALL RIGHT, ALREADY.

270. SO I'LL GO INVENT SOMETHING TO GET RID OF THE STUFF.

271. SHEESH.

272. SO WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?

273. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

274. STUPID TAPIOCA.

275. WHAT DO TEENAGERS WANT WITH THE STUFF ANYWAY?

276. "OOH, WHY DON'T YOU GO INVENT SOMETHING, NUMBUH 2?"

277. HMM, I'D LIKE TO GO INVENT SOMETHING —

278. HEY, GIVE ME A BREAK, GUYS.

279. THIS INVENTING STUFF ISN'T AS EA—

280. AAH!

281. IT'S PAYBACK TIME, KID!

282. I DIDN'T MEAN TO CRASH YOUR TRUCK.

283. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

284. AW, HONEY, THERE YOU GO.

285. OH, THERE, THERE, DEAR.

286. DON'T WORRY.

287. SHELDON WILL GET THE SCHMUTZ OFF.

288. YOU ALL RIGHT?

289. GET OFF OF ME AND GET HIM!

290. TOO LATE, TEEN LOSERS!

291. WHOA! HUH?

292. SHELDON, GRAB THE BRAT.

293. WITH PLEASURE.

294. HUH?

295. NO! NOT YET!

296. SHELDON, STOP WHINING AND —

297. HUH?

298. HMM.

299. QUICK! BACK TO THE HOME!

300. KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STA... TIONS?

301. NUMBUH 2, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

302. THOSE TEENAGER GUYS CAME BACK.

303. THEY CREPT UP BEHIND ME AND, UM...

304. AND GOT THE BEATING OF THEIR LIVES, NUMBUH 2 STYLE.

305. I BRUISED A COUPLE OF CHINS

306. BEFORE I SMACKED THEM DOWN ON THE FLOOR,

307. AND THEN I PUMMELED ALL THREE OF THEM UNTIL THEY RAN AWAY.

308. HA HA!

309. WHY DON'T YOU TRY MAKING UP SOME INVENTIONS

310. INSTEAD OF MAKING UP STORIES?

311. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

312. AW, COME ON. GET OUT OF HERE.

313. BUT THEY WERE HERE, REALLY.

314. I THOUGHT WE WERE USING THE LONG-LASTING STUFF.

315. SHEESH.

316. IN MY TIME, WHEN WE SAID IT LASTED TWO HOURS, GUESS WHAT?

317. WE MEANT IT LASTED TWO HOURS.

318. NOW, WHERE DID I PUT THAT JAR?

319. AH, ANTI-AGING CREME.

320. HA HA HA!

321. THEY HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF THE SENIOR CITIZEN SQUAD!

322. WHAT'S THAT?

323. I SAID, "THEY HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF US," SHELDON.

324. NO, THANK YOU. I'LL WALK.

325. PAY ATTENTION, YOU TWO.

326. COME ON. WE GOT WORK TO DO.

327. WHAT?

328. OH.

329. THIS STUFF MAY NOT LAST LONG,

330. BUT THIS TIME, WE'LL HAVE A SURPRISE FOR THEM.

331. YOU GUYS GOTTA BELIEVE ME.

332. I WAS REALLY ATTACKED

333. BY THAT GANG OF SUPERPOWERED TEENAGERS.

334. OH, YEAH?

335. IF YOU EXPECT US TO BELIEVE YOU,

336. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE US PROOF.

337. TEENAGERS, ATTACK!

338. YOU KNOW WHAT? I BELIEVE YOU.

339. KIDS NEXT DOOR, JANITORIAL BATTLE STATIONS!

340. DISK AWAY!

341. WHOA!

342. OH!

343. NUMBUH 5!

344. NUMBUH 3, LOOK OUT!

345. HUH?

346. UH-OH.

347. ALL RIGHT, PIMPLE PATROL, CHOKE ON THIS!

348. OW.

349. SPINNING STAFF DEFENSE!

350. YOU'RE GOING DOWN, SISTER,

351. AND THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING.

352. OW!

353. GAME OVER, SQUIRT.

354. YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE FINISHED.

355. OH, RUTABAGAS.

356. AAH!

357. AAH!

358. OH!

359. O-O-O-H!

360. AAH!

361. AW, FAHRVERGNUGEN.

362. GRANDMA?

363. HOW COULD YOU?

364. I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO FIND OUT THIS WAY, TOMMY.

365. THAT'S HOAGIE.

366. YEAH, RIGHT, WHATEVER.

367. THE BOYS AND I HAVE BEEN USING ANTI-AGING CREME

368. SO THAT WE COULD GET —

369. THE ONLY THING YOU'LL BE GETTING IS YOUR ADULT DIAPERS KICKED.

370. KIDS NEXT DOOR, TAKE 'EM DOWN!

371. WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

372. YOU GUYS CAN'T HURT MY GRANDMA AND A BUNCH OF OLD GUYS.

373. LOOK AT THEM.

374. THEY'RE JUST CONFUSED AND TIRED.

375. THEY CAN'T EVEN DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT, LET ALONE HARM US.

376. FIGHTING THEM WOULD BE LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY,

377. WITHOUT GETTING ANY CANDY.

378. WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?

379. IS IT TIME FOR BINGO?

380. YES, I'VE BEEN TO FRANCE.

381. KIDS NEXT DOOR, STAND DOWN.

382. THANKS, GUYS.

383. DIDN'T YOUR MOMMIES EVER TELL YOU

384. NOT TO LOWER YOUR WEAPONS ON AN OLD PERSON?

385. SENIOR CITIZEN SQUAD, AGE-ITIZE!

386. GENTITRON!

387. CAPILATOR!

388. GRANDMACHINE!

389. WE ARE SENIOR CITIZEN!

390. AAAHH! AAAHH! AAAHH!

391. SO, NOW, YOUNGSTERS,

392. WE'LL BE TAKING YOUR PRECIOUS TAPIOCA!

393. YOU'RE JOKING.

394. AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

395. OH, DARN.

396. YEAH, WHAT WILL US KIDS EVER DO?

397. AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

398. SHUT UP, SHELDON!

399. NOW, NONE OF YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS BETTER TRY ANYTHING FUNNY.

400. YOU SEE, WE WENT THROUGH A LOT OF TROUBLE

401. BUILDING THIS ROBOT TO GET THAT TAPIOCA BACK,

402. AND IF THERE'S ONE THING KIDS TODAY DON'T REALIZE,

403. IS THAT HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION AND GOOD HYGIENE —

404. WOULD YOU JUST TAKE THE STUPID PUDDING AND LEAVE, ALREADY?

405. WELL, I TOLD YOU I'D FIND A WAY TO GET RID OF ALL THE TAPIOCA.

406. I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, NUMBUH 2,

407. YOUR PLAN FOR US TO PRETEND TO BE DEFEATED

408. BY THE SENIOR CITIZEN SQUAD WAS BRILLIANT.

409. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THEY GOT THEIR JUST DESSERT.

410. YOU ARE SO COOL!

411. THEY ALSO THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

412. WHEN I SAID THAT THE FIGHT WAS GETTING "OLD."

413. OH, OH, AND THAT DIDN'T TAKE THE CAKE,

414. BUT IT DID TAKE THE TAPIOCA.

415. SHUT UP, LIARPANTS TOMMY!

416. THAT'S HOAGIE!

417. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

418. 5...

419. 4...

420. 3...

421. 2...

422. 1.

423. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.