Codename: Kids Next Door 2x23

Directed by Tom Warburton

Carlos Alazraqui as The Kid / Pedestrian (voice) • Tom Kenny as Twin Boy / Vicious Dog (voice) • Rob Paulsen as Mr. Washer / Chili Dog Vendor (voice)

Numbuh 2 has always been one of the best pilots in the organization but one day while taking his 2X4 aircraft for a spin, he's shot down by a mysterious child pilot with a 2X4 plane of his own. 2 seeks revenge, but the pilot is untouchable, and manages to shoot him down out of every aircraft in the team's arsenal. Considering giving up, piloting, finally finds a way to defeat the pilot only to discover that his supplier has been fooling them both into fighting each other in a plot to destroy every chili dog in town!

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1. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY CARTOON NETWORK

2. IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF KID TO RULE THE SKIES.

3. IT TAKES COURAGE AND AN IRON WILL.

4. IT TAKES THE RIGHT GEAR.

5. Mr. ONE TUBE OF EXTRA-STICKY GLUE,

6. FOUR HIGH-GLOSS STAR DECALS,

7. AND 10 GALLONS OF JET-FUEL ENHANCER.

8. PUT IT ON YOUR ACCOUNT, ACE?

9. YOU KNOW IT, MR. WASHER.

10. IT TAKES THE COOL THAT PEOPLE ON THE STREET CAN SEE.

11. HEY...

12. SKY KING HOAGIE!

13. CHILI DOG AT 3:00!

14. IT DEFINITELY TAKES THE RIGHT FUEL.

15. AND, OF COURSE, IT TAKES THE RIGHT PLANE.

16. YES, IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF KID TO RULE THE SKIES...

17. THE KIND WHO'S READY FOR ANYTHING.

18. WHAT THE —

19. MAN, THIS GUY'S ANNOYING.

20. OKAY, JACK!

21. LET'S SEE IF YOU GOT ANY JUICE IN THAT CAN.

22. THAT'S IT.

23. FOLLOW THE BIRDIE.

24. GOT YOU NOW, AMATEUR.

25. YOU'RE AS GOOD AS "CANNED."

26. HUH?

27. AAH!

28. "STAY OUT OF THE SKY"?

29. "STAY OUT OF THE SKY" —

30. I'LL SHOW HIM WHO NEEDS TO STAY OUT OF THE SKY.

31. THINKS HE'S SO BIG.

32. I'LL TAKE HIM DOWN A PEG OR TWO.

33. OH! AAH!

34. OH! ARGH!

35. YO, SKY KING!

36. CHILI DOG AT 3:00.

37. HEY, ACE, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TODAY?

38. HEY, MR. WASHER.

39. DO YOU HAVE ANY MODEL TRAIN SETS OR SOMETHING?

40. MODEL TRAINS? BUT YOU'RE A MAJOR FLYBOY.

41. WHAT HAPPENED?

42. I GOT BLOWN OUT OF THE SKY,

43. LIKE, A MILLION TIMES BY SOMEONE BETTER THAN ME —

44. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

45. I'M HANGING UP MY WINGS.

46. HEY!

47. THE HOAGIE I KNOW LOVES FLYING TOO MUCH TO QUIT.

48. THE HOAGIE I KNOW IS LIKE ONE OF MY REFRIGERATORS HERE —

49. HE'S BIG, HE'S COOL,

50. AND HE DOESN'T BREAK DOWN.

51. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, MR. WASHER.

52. YOU WANT A BITE OF MY CHILI DOG?

53. OH, NO, THANKS.

54. I, UH, I ALREADY ATE. UGH.

55. OH, SUIT YOURSELF.

56. YOU KNOW, WHAT I DON'T GET

57. IS HOW THAT GUY STAYS IN THE AIR

58. NO MATTER WHAT I THROW AT HIM.

59. IT'S LIKE HE'S GOT SOME KIND OF...

60. MY FBM UPGRADE IN YET?

61. FBM? HMM.

62. "FLIGHT BUFFER MAGNETIZER."

63. OH, YEAH, CAME IN YESTERDAY.

64. PUT IT ON MY TAB.

65. SURE THING, ACE.

66. OF COURSE.

67. A FLIGHT BUFFER MAGNETIZER CAN DEFLECT ANY PROJECTILE.

68. MR. WASHER,

69. DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT'LL DEMAGNETIZE A MAGNETIZING MODULE?

70. WILL THIS DO, ACE?

71. ALL RIGHT, KID.

72. COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE...

73. UNLESS YOU'RE CHICKEN!

74. WHOA!

75. HA! YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD.

76. NOT GOOD — THE BEST.

77. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

78. BUFFER THIS, CHUMP!

79. WHAT THE —

80. HEY, KID...

81. NOT TO SOUND CORNY, BUT...

82. YOU'RE GONNA GET CREAMED.

83. HOW DID YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, BILLIARD BOY?

84. OH, LUCKY SHOT.

85. IN YOUR FACE, HOTSHOT.

86. YOU RULE THE SKIES NO MORE.

87. AT LEAST I'VE SAVED THE CITY'S CHILI-DOG SUPPLY

88. FROM YOUR EVIL ATTACK.

89. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I LOVE CHILI DOGS.

90. THAT'S NOT WHAT MR. WASHER SAID.

91. HE SAID YOU WERE PLANNING ON TAKING OUT

92. EVERY HOT-DOG STAND IN TOWN,

93. AND YOU WOULDN'T STOP UNTIL YOU DESTROYED

94. THE WHOLE CHILI-DOG FACTORY.

95. WHAT? WHY WOULD MR. WASHER SAY THAT?

96. THANKS TO MY GENIUS PLAN

97. OF PITTING THOSE TWO FILTHY KIDS AGAINST EACH OTHER,

98. NO ONE WILL STOP ME

99. FROM DESTROYING EVERY CHILI DOG IN TOWN!

100. FINALLY, MY PRECIOUS, CLEAN COUNTERTOPS

101. WILL BE FREE OF FILTHY, DRIBBLING CHILI-DOG FILTH.

102. YES, SO CLEAN!

103. AAH!

104. SMART MOVE, CAPTAIN IDIOT!

105. NOW NO ONE CAN STOP HIM, THANKS TO YOU.

106. ME? YEAH, YOU STARTED IT!

107. AND I'M GOING TO FINISH IT, TOO!

108. WITH WHAT?

109. YOUR PLANE'S JUNK. MY PLANE'S JUNK.

110. THERE'S BARELY ENOUGH WORKING PARTS BETWEEN THEM FOR ONE BIRD.

111. AAH!

112. IS IT "CHILLY" IN HERE?

113. NOT ANYMORE!

114. NOW TO DEAL WITH THAT GROSS, SLIMY HOT-DOG FACTORY

115. AND RID THIS TOWN OF FILTHY CHILI DOGS ONCE AND FOR ALL!

116. AUTOTARGET ENABLED.

117. COORDINATES LOCKED, AND —

118. HUH?

119. AHH!

120. WHOO-HOO!

121. UGH!

122. LOOKS LIKE I FOUND A NEW HOBBY, MR. WASHER —

123. KICKING YOUR BUTT.

124. I DON'T THINK SO, GREASE BOY.

125. I'VE SET THE PLANE'S GUIDANCE SYSTEM

126. FOR YOUR PRECIOUS CHILI-DOG FACTORY,

127. SO NOBODY WILL EVER MESS UP

128. MY BEAUTIFUL, CLEAN COUNTERTOP EVER AGAIN!

129. I GOT THE PLANE.

130. YOU GET WASHER!

131. BUT YOU CAN'T STOP IT FROM CRASHING!

132. BUT I CAN CONTROL WHERE IT CRASHES.

133. NOW GO!

134. COME BACK HERE!

135. AAH!

136. UGH!

137. YOU'RE GROUNDED!

138. AAH!

139. NO!

140. NO!

141. NOT MY COUNTER!

142. KID!

143. KID!

144. KID...

145. THANK YOU.

146. YOU'RE WELCOME.

147. YES! YOU DID IT!

148. OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALIVE!

149. HOW DID YOU DO IT?

150. I TOLD YOU —

151. I'M THE BEST.

152. THAT WAS THE LAST I SAW OF HIM.

153. I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED TO JOIN THE KIDS NEXT DOOR,

154. BUT HE SAID HE WORKS ALONE.

155. I NEVER EVEN FOUND OUT HIS NAME.

156. BUT I KNOW ONE THING — HE'S OUT THERE,

157. AND ONE DAY, I'LL MEET THAT KID AGAIN,

158. SOMEWHERE IN THE WILD BLUE SKY.

159. HELLO, MY CHILDREN.

160. I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU,

161. SO LISTEN CAREFULLY.

162. ONE OF THOSE MEDDLESOME KIDS NEXT DOOR

163. SHALL BE VISITING HER HOMELAND.

164. ONCE THERE, SHE PLANS TO RENDEZVOUS

165. WITH THE SECRETIVE JAPANESE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

166. YOUR MISSION IS TO TRACK THE OPERATIVE UNTIL SHE LEADS US

167. TO THE JAPANESE KIDS NEXT DOOR HEADQUARTERS,

168. THEN SEND THEIR COORDINATES TO MY FORMIDABLE NINJA ARMY.

169. CONTACT THE NINJA ONLY WHEN YOU ARE CERTAIN

170. YOU'VE LOCATED THE KIDS NEXT DOOR LAIR.

171. NINJAS CHARGE BY THE HOUR, AND I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY —

172. YOU GOT THAT?

173. I HAVE HANDPICKED YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE MY MOST SKILLED AGENTS,

174. MY MOST FOOLPROOF VILLAINS,

175. MY MOST RELENTLESS TRACKERS, AND, ABOVE ALL,

176. MY MOST DEVIOUS MASTERS OF DISGUISE.

177. REST ASSURED, FATHER, THE INTERESTING TWINS...

178. FROM BENEATH THE MOUNTAIN...

179. ARE TWICE AS GOOD AS YOU REQUIRE.

180. FAILURE IS AN IMPOSSIBILITY.

181. OUR PREY IS FEEBLE AND ALONE...

182. WHICH MAKES THE ASSIGNMENT TWICE AS EASY.

183. HUH?

184. SINCE WHEN DOES A JAPANESE AIRPORT HAVE A...

185. FREE SOMBRERO DAY?

186. A MINOR SETBACK.

187. WE SHALL SIMPLY...

188. DOUBLE OUR EFFORTS.

189. [ TO THE TUNE OF "LA CUCARACHA" ] ♪ LA LA LA LA LA

190. OOH, HI, DOGGY.

191. BYE, DOGGY!

192. SILENCE, YOU MONGREL!

193. STUPID MUTT!

194. HMM?

195. NO, STOP! NO, STOP!

196. AAH! AAH!

197. STOP, STOP! SHOO!

198. AAH! AAH!

199. THAT WAS QUITE ANOTHER...

200. MINOR SETBACK.

201. ALL ABOARD!

202. ALL ABOARD!

203. TICKET, PLEASE.

204. LOOK... MOUNT FUJI!

205. HUH? WHERE?

206. WE ARE BACK...

207. ON TRACK.

208. WHAT?

209. OH... NO!

210. WE MUST NOT...

211. LET HER ESCAPE!

212. INTERESTING. INTERESTING.

213. THERE — IT'S HER...

214. SOMBRERO.

215. AHA! AAH!

216. NICE...

217. DOGGY?

218. AAH!

219. HI, MR. TRAIN DRIVER-SAN!

220. WHY, HELLO, LITTLE GIRL.

221. WOW, HOW FAST ARE WE GOING?

222. OH, I'D SAY ABOUT A KAJILLION AND 5 MILES AN HOUR.

223. CAN I DRIVE?

224. OH, NO.

225. PLEASE?

226. AAH!

227. CAN I DRIVE NOW? NO.

228. HOW ABOUT NOW? NO.

229. CAN I DRIVE NOW? I SAID, "NO."

230. LOOK OUT — A PANDA! WHOA!

231. WHOA!

232. MY OOPSIE —

233. THAT WAS JUST A SHADOW.

234. CAN I DRIVE NOW?

235. OKAY.

236. AAH!

237. UGH!

238. I AM LOSING MY...

239. PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE, SISTER.

240. TAXI!

241. TAXI, TAXI, TAXI!

242. TAXI!

243. YOO-HOO!

244. TAXI!

245. KONICHIWA.

246. ALLOW ME TO TAKE YOUR BAG, LITTLE GIRL-SAN.

247. OH, THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME WITH MY BAG.

248. OH, YOU'RE WELCOME, OLD LADY.

249. HAVE A NICE TIME IN FRANCE.

250. FRANCE?

251. WHOA!

252. WHOA!

253. THAT'S IT!

254. I DON'T CARE ABOUT TRACKING THE TARGET

255. TO KIDS NEXT DOOR HEADQUARTERS ANYMORE!

256. BUT, SISTER — NO "BUTS"!

257. SHE HAS DISHONORED US, SO NOW I'M GOING TO —

258. NO, IT'S NOT THAT! IT'S —

259. UGH!

260. I WILL NOT BE BEATEN BY THAT GIRL!

261. SUMMON OUR BIGGEST, MOST DESTRUCTIVE SHIP!

262. YES, SISTER.

263. THAT FOOL!

264. SHE WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE MIGHTY POWER

265. OF OUR DEADLY SUPERSHIP!

266. MAY I SUGGEST SUMMONING

267. OUR SECOND MOST DESTRUCTIVE SHIP?

268. ALL IS WELL, SISTER.

269. THE LOLLIPOP TRACKING DEVICE WE GAVE HER IS STILL OPERATIVE.

270. WE CAN... ATTACK!

271. ENGAGE FULL-ASSAULT MODE!

272. WE SHALL NOT FAIL!

273. AND RING THE LITTLE BELL TOO!

274. YES, SISTER, THE BELL.

275. ALL DONE.

276. THE SIGNAL LEADS TO HERE,

277. BUT I DON'T SEE —

278. I AM ON TO YOU!

279. I'VE GOT YOU NOW! HA HA!

280. SCAMPER ALL YOU WANT, FOOL!

281. YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE!

282. SISTER, PLEASE, CALM YOURSELF.

283. DON'T TELL ME TO —

284. WHOA!

285. UGH!

286. I HATE —

287. TO INTERRUPT, BUT HERE SHE COMES.

288. SISTER, WAIT!

289. NO!

290. THANKS FOR WAITING.

291. AAH!

292. Numbuh 3: HELLO!

293. HELLO?

294. I'M HERE!

295. IS ANYBODY HOME?

296. AHA!

297. YOU MAY HAVE ELUDED US BRIEFLY,

298. BUT I'VE GOT YOU NOW!

299. MY BROTHER IS CONTACTING A HUGE, DEADLY NINJA ARMY,

300. AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THEY'LL BE HERE

301. AND BEATING THE TOOTH OUT OF YOU AND YOUR —

302. YOUR GRANDMOTHER?

303. CANCEL THE ATTACK.

304. AWW! AWW! AWW! AWW!

305. YOU IDIOT!

306. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MEETING THE JAPANESE KIDS NEXT DOOR,

307. NOT YOUR STUPID GRANDMOTHER!

308. THAT'S NOT MY GRANNY.

309. ARE YOU COMPLETELY STUPID?

310. THAT LOOKS A GRANNY TO ME!

311. I AM A WORLD-CLASS MASTER OF DISGUISE,

312. SO I SHOULD KNOW WHAT AND WHO —

313. WHO-O-O-O-O-O?

314. AS YOU WERE SAYING?

315. I AM A FAILURE.

316. IT'S NOT FAIR!

317. YOU — YOU MONSTERS.

318. LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY SWEET, SWEET SISTER!

319. ALL SHE WANTED TO DO WAS ENTRAP YOU

320. AND FACILITATE YOUR DOOM.

321. BUT DO YOU CARE? NO!

322. WELL, THAT'S IT!

323. THE INTERESTING TWINS FROM BENEATH THE MOUNTAIN

324. REFUSE TO SPY ON YOU ANY LONGER!

325. BUT WE'LL BE BACK.

326. OH, THE LOOK ON YOUR TERRIFIED FACES —

327. YOU TRULY FEAR OUR RETURN!

328. COME, SISTER!

329. WE SHALL PLAN OUR VICTORY

330. OVER THE PATHETIC KIDS NEXT DOOR!

331. OH! OH! OH! OH!

332. WELL, AT LEAST IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.

333. Old Lady: HELLO.

334. WE HEARD YOU WERE LOOKING TO DISCOVER

335. AND ENTRAP THE ELUSIVE JAPANESE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

336. WELL, I GUESS YOU FOUND US.

337. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

338. 5...

339. 4...

340. 3...

341. 2...

342. 1.

343. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.