Codename: Kids Next Door 2x18

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The Delightful Children put out a contract on Numbah One's head, and send the most unlikely of assassins - the sentient pair of underpants known as Mr. White! Unfortunately, his attacks make the team think that their leader has gone loco! Can Numbah One survive the assault of this unruly underwear? And is there more to this pair of beastly briefs than meets the eye?

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1. Numbuh 1: WHEN THE MISSION SPECS

2. COMMAND,

3. THE JOB.

4. ME.

5. RETRIEVE THE GOODS.

6. KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE KNOWS,

7. NOTHING IS EVER SIMPLE.

8. UGH!

9. WAAH!

10. HUH?

11. AAH!

12. UGH!

13. Evil 5: THANKS FOR PICK THIS UP FOR US, NIGEL.

14. WAIT! NO, YOU CAN'T!

15. SOMEBODY HELP!

16. Numbuh 2: MEANWHILE,

17. WHEN SUDDENLY...

18. HOLY UNDERWEAR!

19. THIS IS A JOB FOR...

20. NUMBUH 2 GUY!

21. HELP ME, NUMBUH 2 GUY.

22. THEY'VE GOT THE GOODS.

23. YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE.

24. DON'T WORRY.

25. I WON'T ALLOW THE BADS TO HAVE THE GOODS.

26. GREAT. NOW GO.

27. THE GOODS.

28. YES, THAT'S VERY CLEVER, BUT THEY'RE GETTING —

29. YOU KNOW, THE THING ABOUT

30. JUST GO!

31. I'LL TELL HIM LATER,

32. BUT FIRST I'LL FIND THOSE NE'ER-DO-WELLERS.

33. FOR MY PENETRA-VISION!

34. MY GAZE.

35. BY MY AMAZING VISION.

36. WHAT'S THIS?

37. AHA!

38. FROM THE CONSORTIUM OF CRIME.

39. NUMBUH 2 GUY AWAY!

40. NOT SO FAST, YOU EVIL FIVE.

41. NUMBUH 2 GUY.

42. SURPRISE.

43. WHY DON'T YOU GO LEAP OVER A TALL CLIFF OR SOMETHING.

44. LATER.

45. BUT FIRST, I'VE GOT TO STOP YOU,

46. SO GIVE ME THE GOODS.

47. WE'LL GIVE YOU THE GOODS ALL RIGHT.

48. WHAT? NO!

49. IT'S MY ONE WEAKNESS!

50. HERE, TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.

51. NO. STOP.

52. STRENGTH GAINING.

53. CAN'T SPEAK NORMAL.

54. FROM THE CONSORTIUM OF...

55. CRIME!

56. I... DID IT.

57. OHH...

58. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! MY TURN!

59. SO HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.

60. IT WAS A PRETTY, PRETTY DAY.

61. THAT'S ME!

62. ARE THE FLOWERS.

63. HI, FLOWERS!

64. HI, KUKI.

65. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TODAY, FLOWER FRIENDS?

66. LET'S ALL —

67. AHH!

68. HI, BOXIE.

69. HI, KUKI.

70. HI, BOXIE.

71. WANT TO PLAY?

72. SURE!

73. ROOOOOAR!

74. HI, NEW SPOOKY FRIEND. WANT TO PLAY?

75. UH... SURE.

76. WITH THAT BOX YOU'VE GOT.

77. YOU MEAN BOXIE, MY BEST FRIEND?

78. FOREVER AND EVER?

79. THAT'S RIGHT.

80. OKAY!

81. RIGHT.

82. WE'LL BE GOING NOW.

83. OKAY. BYE!

84. SEE YOU LATER!

85. EVER!

86. Numbuh 4: AFTER NUMBUH 3'S FAILURE

87. RECTANGULOID POWER CHARM,

88. IT WAS UP TO ME TO RETRIEVE IT.

89. HUH?

90. AND IT OVER, DELIGHTFUL...

91. THE WRATH OF...

92. NUMBUH 4-GO!

93. DON'T SCARE US!

94. THE RECTANGULOID POWER CHARM.

95. HMM.

96. YOU'D SAY THAT.

97. HYAAAAH!

98. GUM WAD ATTACK!

99. BOOYAH!

100. HUH?

101. THOSE DELIGHTFUL... AREN'T SO TOUGH.

102. I CHALLENGED THEM, AND I DEFEATED THEM EASILY.

103. HUH?

104. IT CAN'T BE!

105. HA HA HA HA HA!

106. NOT BAD FOR A BEGINNER,

107. AT OUR FULL POWER EVOLUTION.

108. AAAAHH-HA!

109. IMPRESSIVE.

110. FOR YOU!

111. HYAH!

112. AAAAHH!

113. HUH?

114. OH, CRUD.

115. UGH!

116. HYAH!

117. IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT, MONSTER?

118. YOU WISH.

119. HUH? UGH!

120. AAAAHH!

121. ARE OFF THE CHARTS.

122. I'M REALLY GONNA HAVE TO GET SOME BIGGER CHARTS.

123. POWER CHARM!

124. NOOOO!

125. I — I HAVE FAILED.

126. BUT MARK MY WORDS...

127. I WILL NOT FAIL AGAIN!

128. Numbuh 5: SO NOW, IT WAS UP TO NUMBUH 5

129. TO RETRIEVE THE GOODS.

130. THERE YOU ARE!

131. Evil 5: THERE IT IS.

132. UH-OH.

133. GET IT!

134. HMM?

135. PBHT!

136. AAH!

137. COME BACK HERE!

138. COME BACK HERE!

139. AAH! AAH!

140. WHAT THE...?

141. NO, IT ISN'T!

142. CHECK IT YOURSELF.

143. UGH! ANCHOVIES!

144. THANK YOU.

145. TYPICAL.

146. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS PICK UP A PIZZA,

147. AND YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT!

148. AW. AW. AW. AW.

149. THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

150. HELLO?

151. ANYONE?

152. AW, COME ON!

153. FOR A JOB THIS BIG.

154. DON'T WORRY, HUH?

155. NUMBER-ONE PROBLEM IS.

156. WELL, THAT'S EASY...

157. NUMBUH 1!

158. OHH! NINE MISSIONS IN TWO DAYS.

159. AN ADULT MENACE AGAIN.

160. WHOO-HOO!

161. TOTALLY PHENOMENAL!

162. WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS,

163. JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT?

164. HUH? HUH? WHAT DO YOU SAY?

165. WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS? HUH?

166. NUMBUH 5 SAYS YOU BETTER RELAX BEFORE YOU GO NUTS.

167. ABOUT?

168. IS OPERATING AT 110 —

169. AS YOU WERE SAYING?

170. FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I TRIPPED OVER THIS.

171. SEE? SEE? HMM?

172. HUH?

173. OOH, YOU GOT A PRESENT!

174. WHO'S IT FROM? WHO'S IT FROM?

175. LEADERSHIP SKILLS.

176. IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY,

177. GET SOME SLEEP, RIGHT?

178. RIGHT.

179. HEY! LOOK, EVERYONE!

180. NUMBUH 1'S GOT NEW UNDERPANTS!

181. MAN, WHAT SIZE ARE YOU?

182. LOOKING AT?

183. NOTHING, MR. FATTY PANTS.

184. NUMBUH 4...

185. THOSE SHORTS NOW.

186. CAN'T CATCH US! HA-HA!

187. THROW IT HERE!

188. I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN!

189. HEY, NUMBUH 1.

190. OW!

191. TO DRIVE ANYONE CRAZY.

192. SOME SORT OF MIX-UP AT COMMAND.

193. I'VE GOTTEN

194. A HAIR DRYER.

195. DO YOU MIND?

196. OKAY, EVERYONE. BEDTIME.

197. THAT'S AN ORDER.

198. NIGEL UNO,

199. YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE AN ACCIDENT.

200. THIS IS NUMBUH 65.3

201. MAXIMUM SECURITY ALERT MESSAGE.

202. YEAH, YEAH. LAY IT ON US.

203. NEGATORY, NUMBUH 5.

204. ACCORDING TO SECTION 54, PARAGRAPH 23

205. OPERATIONS MANUAL,

206. IS PRESENT.

207. IN ENGLISH, DORKATRON.

208. NO NUMBUH 1, NO MESSAGE.

209. WHO — WHO ARE YOU?

210. THEY CALL ME...

211. MR. WHITE!

212. UGH!

213. AAH!

214. GET... OFF... OF... ME!

215. AH! HA-HA!

216. UGH!

217. YOU GOT SPUNK, KID.

218. BUT THAT AIN'T ENOUGH

219. OF UNDIES LIKE ME.

220. AAAAHH!

221. UGH!

222. HEY, NUMBUH 1, WE NEED YOU IN THE MISSION PREP...

223. AAH! SOUNDS LIKE NUMBER TWO.

224. BUT I'M RIGHT HERE.

225. Numbuh 1:

226. I'M GONNA FLUSH YOU BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM.

227. AHH!

228. UGH!

229. AAAAHH!

230. Numbuh 1: AHH!

231. HELP ME!

232. YOU'RE NEXT IN COMMAND. YOU GO IN AND HELP HIM.

233. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

234. YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, NUMBUH 1.

235. IN YOU.

236. A MAGAZINE.

237. AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!

238. IS KILLING ME!

239. OH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

240. ALL THE TIME,

241. THE LITTLE ROCKETS ON THEM.

242. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

243. ENEMY.

244. UGH!

245. I HATE TO SAY IT,

246. HAS FINALLY LOST IT.

247. BUT WE CAN'T LET 65.3 KNOW THAT,

248. SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO...

249. Numbuh 65.3: IT TOOK YOU 4.369 MINUTES TO GET HERE, NUMBUH 1,

250. THAN NEVER.

251. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CODE-RED MAXIMUM SECURITY ALERT.

252. WHAT?

253. I'M PACKING HEAT NOW, SHORTY.

254. IT'S STUCK!

255. LET GO OF MY HEAD!

256. I'LL SHRINK YOU DOWN TO COTTON BALLS.

257. UGH!

258. SEE YOU, CHUMP.

259. OH, NO YOU DON'T!

260. WHOA!

261. HUH?

262. HOLY SHORTS.

263. TO THEIR UNDERPANTS.

264. HUH?

265. AHH!

266. GOT YOU.

267. WITH YOUR ELASTIC UP.

268. ALL RIGHT, KID, YOU GOT ME.

269. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, OR WHY YOU'RE AFTER ME,

270. BUT I'M GONNA SHUT YOUR Y-FLAP ONCE AND FOR ALL.

271. WHO DOES YOUR BLEACH?

272. AHH!

273. I BECAME A PROFESSIONAL?

274. 'CAUSE OF ALL THE KIDS

275. LIKE CRUD!

276. LISTEN, MAYBE YOU BETTER READ THE ALERT TO ME.

277. NUMBUH 1'S

278. 'CAUSE OF ALL THE BACK-TO-BACK MISSIONS.

279. I'M GONNA NEED SOME PROOF BEFORE I START BENDING THE RULES.

280. AAAAHH!

281. THIS UNDERWEAR'S GOT ME, AND I DON'T LIKE IT!

282. AHH!

283. AAAAHH!

284. OKAY...

285. I'LL JUST READ THIS HERE CODE-RED ALERT THEN.

286. ON NUMBUH 1.

287. I'M DOWNLOADING THE ASSASSIN'S SPECS NOW.

288. AHH!

289. HA! NOW I'VE GOT —

290. OW!

291. UGH! WAHH!

292. THAT'S THE ASSASSIN?

293. OF UNDERPANTS.

294. UNDERPANTS?

295. NUMBUH 1, WE'RE COMING!

296. AHH!

297. HEH-HEH-HEH.

298. THE JOB.

299. HUH?

300. THAT KID TREATS HIS UNDERWEAR?

301. ALL FOLDED AND NEAT.

302. I CAN'T HURT A KID WHO'S GOOD TO HIS SHORTS.

303. HOLD ON, KID, I'M COMING TO GET YOU!

304. HUH?

305. WAIT. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

306. YOU'RE A DIRTY PAIR

307. AFTER MY BEST FRIEND.

308. WHAT'S NOT TO UNDERSTAND?

309. TO ME.

310. FOR HIS LIFE,

311. AND I'M THE UNDERPANTS THAT CAN SAVE HIM.

312. FORGET IT, DRYER LINT!

313. NO!

314. LET THE UNDIES GO.

315. IS A PEACEFUL ONE.

316. AAAAHH!

317. I'M COMING, KID! AHH!

318. AHH!

319. AHH!

320. QUICK, GRAB MY ELASTIC.

321. WHOA, THAT WAS CLOOOSE!

322. UGH!

323. SAVED MY LIFE.

324. DON'T WORRY, MR. UNDIE-BUNNY,

325. YOU'LL BE FEELING BETTER IN NO TIME.

326. TO FIT NUMBUH 1'S HUGE TUSHY.

327. MOVE IT, BIG BUTT!

328. HUMPH!

329. LIKE YOU.

330. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

331. HEY, IF YOU DON'T MIND,

332. FOLDING MY YOU-KNOW-WHATS?

333. HEY, I'M A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR.

334. PRIVACY IS WHAT I DO.

335. SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?

336. I'M DONE WORKING IN THE UNDERWORLD.

337. I'LL PROBABLY RETIRE TO MY CONDO IN FLORIDA.

338. BUT FIRST, I'M GONNA GET

339. A FAVOR.

340. OH, GOODY, A PRESENT!

341. WHAT?

342. TUBE SOCKS?

343. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

344. 5...

345. 4...

346. 3...

347. 2...

348. 1.

349. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.