1. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
CARTOON NETWORKCopy !req
2. HA!Copy !req
3. OUT OF THE WAY!Copy !req
4. COME ON, PEOPLE,
MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!Copy !req
5. HEY!
WHAT THE? —Copy !req
6. KIDS NEXT DOOR
EMERGENCY HERE!Copy !req
7. AAH!Copy !req
8. MOVE... MOVE... MOVE... MOVE!Copy !req
9. SORRY I'M LATE,
NUMBUH 2.Copy !req
10. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?Copy !req
11. I HAD TO GIVE YOUR PLACE
IN LINE TO SOMEONE ELSE.Copy !req
12. HI!Copy !req
13. YOU WHAT?Copy !req
14. WELL, YOU'RE NOT
THE ONLY ONE EXCITEDCopy !req
15. ABOUT THE GRAND OPENING
OF THE ALL-CHEESE RESTAURANT.Copy !req
16. YOU BETTER GET
TO THE BACK OF THE LINECopy !req
17. BEFORE EVEN
MORE PEOPLE SHOW UP.Copy !req
18. I-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!Copy !req
19. FINE!Copy !req
20. MAYBE I'LL FIND A REAL FRIEND
AT THE END OF THE LINE.Copy !req
21. YOU ACTUALLY
BELIEVED ME?Copy !req
22. HUH?Copy !req
23. COME ON.Copy !req
24. YOU KNOW I'D NEVER LET SOMEONE
TAKE YOUR PLACE IN LINE.Copy !req
25. AW.Copy !req
26. YOU AND YOUR
CRUDDY JOKES.Copy !req
27. I OUGHT TO PUT YOU
IN A FIGURE-FOUR LEG LOCKCopy !req
28. AND TWIST UNTIL
YOUR LOUSY KNEECAPS POP.Copy !req
29. HEY!Copy !req
30. FINALLY!Copy !req
31. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!Copy !req
32. IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
HEAVEN WOULD LOOK LIKE.Copy !req
33. BUT WITH
EVEN MORE CHEESE.Copy !req
34. WHERE SHOULD WE SIT?Copy !req
35. HMM, HOW ABOUT OVER —Copy !req
36. THIS WAY.Copy !req
37. HMM!Copy !req
38. I'M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT THIS PLACE.Copy !req
39. IT'S CRAWLING
WITH ADULTS.Copy !req
40. Numbah 2: DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
41. EVERYONE'S JUST HERE
TO HAVE SOME CHEESECopy !req
42. AND ENJOY THEMSELVES.Copy !req
43. HELLO! BON SOIR.Copy !req
44. I AM JACQUES. I WILL BE
YOUR WAITER TONIGHT.Copy !req
45. MAY I SUGGEST TO YOU THE —Copy !req
46. CHEESE FRIES!
I'LL HAVE THE CHEESE FRIES.Copy !req
47. UH... AND DID YOU WANT
CHEESE WITH YOUR FRIES?Copy !req
48. WELL, DUH! THEY'RE
CHEESE FRIES, RIGHT?Copy !req
49. 1,000 APOLOGIES, BUT WE ARE
OUT OF THE CHEESE FRIES.Copy !req
50. THEN I'LL JUST HAVE
THE MOZZARELLA STICKS.Copy !req
51. AND WOULD MONSIEUR CARE FOR
MOZZARELLA IN THE STICKS?Copy !req
52. YES.Copy !req
53. MOZZARELLA WOULD BE NICE
WITH MY MOZZARELLA STICKS!Copy !req
54. ALAS, MONSIEUR, BUT WE ARE
ALSO OUT OF THE MOZZARELLA.Copy !req
55. UGH... YOU ORDER,
NUMBUH 2.Copy !req
56. OKAY, I'D LIKE A NICE BIG
SLICE OF CHEESECAKE, PLEASE.Copy !req
57. WOULD YOU LIKE
CHEESE IN THE CHEESE—Copy !req
58. NOW, JUST HOLD ON
A SECOND, BUB!Copy !req
59. WHAT KIND OF CRUDDY
CHEESE JOINT IS THIS, ANYWAY?Copy !req
60. I AM SO SORRY.Copy !req
61. SINCE THE CHEESE SHOGUN
HAS ARRIVED,Copy !req
62. WE HAVE BEEN FORCED TO GIVE HIM
ALL OF OUR CHEESE AS TRIBUTE.Copy !req
63. CHEESE SHOGUN, WHA?--Copy !req
64. Numbuh 2: AW,
RELAX, NUMBUH 4,Copy !req
65. WE'LL JUST ORDER SOME BURGERS
AND PUT OUR OWN CHEESE ON THEM.Copy !req
66. I NEVER GO
ANYWHERE WITHOUT —Copy !req
67. NO, NO, NO. MONSIEUR,
THEY'LL COME BACK!Copy !req
68. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!Copy !req
69. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
70. AAH! OW!Copy !req
71. MY CHEESE!Copy !req
72. CHEESE NINJAS!Copy !req
73. WE DON'T WANT
ANY TROUBLE, GUYS.Copy !req
74. WE'RE JUST HERE
TO EAT SOME CHEESE.Copy !req
75. EAT CHEESE?Copy !req
76. TAKE THEM!Copy !req
77. HEY, COME ON!Copy !req
78. OW!
CAREFUL, CAREFUL, NOW!Copy !req
79. QUIT PUSHING.Copy !req
80. FORGIVE THE DISTURBANCE,
OH, EXALTED ONE,Copy !req
81. BUT THESE TWO VERMIN
WERE APPREHENDEDCopy !req
82. ATTEMPTING TO... UM... EAT SOME
OF YOUR LORDSHIP'S CHEESE.Copy !req
83. WHAT?
IMPUDENT FOOLS!Copy !req
84. YOU DARE EAT THAT WHICH
IS MORE VALUABLE THAN GOLD?Copy !req
85. I DO IT ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
86. IN FACT, IF YOU'LL JUST HAND
OVER MY SWISS YOU'VE GOT THERE,Copy !req
87. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW —Copy !req
88. SILENCE!Copy !req
89. HE WHO CONTROLS THE CHEESE
CONTROLS THE WORLD!Copy !req
90. ALL MANKIND QUAKES
AT THE POWER OF CHEESE.Copy !req
91. AND I, SHOGUN ROQUEFORT,
MASTER OF MOZZARELLA,Copy !req
92. BARON OF BRIE,
COMMANDER OF CAMEMBERT...Copy !req
93. MORE LIKE THE LOONEY
OF LIMBURGER.Copy !req
94. ENOUGH!Copy !req
95. THROW THESE CHEESE-EATING
PARASITES INTO THE MINES!Copy !req
96. MINES? JUST GIVE ME
BACK MY CHEESE!Copy !req
97. I'M WARNING YOU!
GIVE ME BACK MY...Copy !req
98. COME ON!
GRATE FASTER!Copy !req
99. TIME IS CHEESE!
MOVE IT, MOVE IT!Copy !req
100. GO. HURRY UP!Copy !req
101. MOVE IT!
HURRY IT UP!Copy !req
102. BY ORDER OF
CHEESE SHOGUN, MOVE IT!Copy !req
103. LET'S GO!
COME ON, MOVE IT!Copy !req
104. COME ON!
FASTER, FASTER!Copy !req
105. WORK, WORK HARDER!
MOVE IT!Copy !req
106. THE COAST IS CLEAR.
COME ON.Copy !req
107. LET'S OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
108. WHICH WAY
IS OUT OF HERE?Copy !req
109. OH, I'LL JUST
GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS.Copy !req
110. HEY, THANKS,
THAT WOULD BE GRE—Copy !req
111. AHH!Copy !req
112. AAH!Copy !req
113. NUMBUH 4, THIS WAY!Copy !req
114. STOP THEM!Copy !req
115. COME ON, COME ON,
LET'S GO.Copy !req
116. AAH!Copy !req
117. UGH!
UGH!Copy !req
118. WHOA! WHOA!Copy !req
119. SO LONG, SUCKERS!Copy !req
120. GOUDA KNOW YA!Copy !req
121. UH, NUMBUH 2 —Copy !req
122. WAIT, WAIT,
I GOT ANOTHER ONE.Copy !req
123. SEE YA!
WOULDN'T WANNA BRIE YA!
[Be]Copy !req
124. NUMBUH 2!Copy !req
125. WHAT?Copy !req
126. AHH! AHH!Copy !req
127. WHICH WAY, WHICH WAY?Copy !req
128. LEFT!
NO, RIGHT!Copy !req
129. YOUR OTHER RIGHT!Copy !req
130. WHOA! WHOA!Copy !req
131. UH, DOES THAT THING
LOOK FAMILIAR?Copy !req
132. KIND OF...
AND SO DO THEY.Copy !req
133. UM, YOU GUYS AREN'T MAD
ABOUT THAT BRIE JOKE, ARE YOU?Copy !req
134. AAH!Copy !req
135. UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE FONDUE,
EVERYBODY OUT!Copy !req
136. NOW WHICH WAY?Copy !req
137. I KNOW — THIS WAY!Copy !req
138. OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
THIS TIME WE'RE GOING MY WAY.Copy !req
139. IF YOU WANT TO FIND THE EXIT,
YOU'LL FOLLOW ME.Copy !req
140. COME ON, EVERYONE.Copy !req
141. WHO'S TRYING
TO FIND THE EXIT?Copy !req
142. ALL RIGHT, SHOGUN, IT'S
THE END OF THE PARTY, HAVARTI.Copy !req
143. YOU KNOW, THEY SAY
THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE.Copy !req
144. IMAGINE ALL THAT CHEESE,Copy !req
145. MINE TO CONTROL WITH
NO OBNOXIOUS CHILDRENCopy !req
146. TO TEAR DOWN
MY CHEESY DYNASTY.Copy !req
147. YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE.Copy !req
148. OH, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
149. WHAT
YOU CAME BACK FOR?Copy !req
150. MMM.
I'M EATING YOUR CHEESE.Copy !req
151. DELICIOUS!Copy !req
152. THAT'S IT!
LET'S CUT THE CHEESE!Copy !req
153. BRING IT ON!Copy !req
154. AHH!Copy !req
155. AHH!Copy !req
156. I KNEW I PICKED THE RIGHT WAY.Copy !req
157. THAT KNUCKLEHEAD NUMBUH 2
PROBABLY ENDED UPCopy !req
158. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT
CRAZY SHOGUN'S THRONE ROOM.Copy !req
159. OH, CRUD!Copy !req
160. BACKUP'S HERE,
NUMBUH 2.Copy !req
161. NUMBUH 2?Copy !req
162. YOU — YOU —Copy !req
163. YOU BEAT
THE CHEESE SHOGUN?Copy !req
164. THAT'S RIGHT!Copy !req
165. I HAVE DEFEATED THAT PATHETIC
PILE OF PARMESAN,Copy !req
166. AND ONCE I REBUILD
THE CHEESE MINES,Copy !req
167. I, NUMBUH 2, WILL BE THE MOST
POWERFUL CHEESE SHOGUN EVER!Copy !req
168. NO ONE SHALL EAT
MY PRECIOUS CHEESE EVER AGAIN!Copy !req
169. AND THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME.Copy !req
170. DON'T MAKE ME FIGHT YOU,
NUMBUH 2.Copy !req
171. WE'RE FRIENDS, REMEMBER?Copy !req
172. FOOL!Copy !req
173. PREPARE TO...Copy !req
174. YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACE!Copy !req
175. YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED ME.Copy !req
176. YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT,
THAT WAS KIND OF FUNNY.Copy !req
177. HYAH!Copy !req
178. SO, TELL ME, HOW DID
BEAT THE SHOGUN?Copy !req
179. AW, IT WAS EASY.Copy !req
180. FIRST HE TRIED TO USE
STILTON STYLE ON ME,Copy !req
181. BUT I EASILY COUNTERED WITH
MY PEPPER JACK POWER PUNCH.Copy !req
182. I MEAN, SURE, HE THOUGHT HE
HAD ME WITH THE CABRALES BLAST,Copy !req
183. BUT HE WAS NOWHERE
NEAR FAST ENOUGHCopy !req
184. TO BLOCK MY EXTRA-SHARP
CHEDDAR CHOP, OR MY —Copy !req
185. HE HIT HIS HEAD
ON THE CEILINGCopy !req
186. WHEN HE JUMPED UP
IN THE AIR, DIDN'T HE?Copy !req
187. WELL, YEAH.Copy !req
188. BUT IF HE HADN'T,Copy !req
189. HE WOULD HAVE HAD TO FACE
MY GRUYÃoRE GRAPPLE GRIP,Copy !req
190. AND MY FOUGERU FOOT FURY,
AND MY ST. ANDRE SHIN...Copy !req
191. THIS MORNING IN ENGLAND'S
BRAINBRIDGE UNIVERSITY,Copy !req
192. STAFF AND STUDENTS ALIKE
EAGERLY AWAIT THE ARRIVALCopy !req
193. OF A LOCAL 10-YEAR-OLD BOYCopy !req
194. WHO'S BEEN ACCEPTED TO THIS
PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY.Copy !req
195. A UNIVERSITY OFFICIAL
IS QUOTED AS SAYING,Copy !req
196. "THIS YOUNGSTER HAS
AN EXCEPTIONAL BRAIN,Copy !req
197. AND WE CAN'T WAIT
TO GET OUR HANDS ON IT."Copy !req
198. OKAY, EVERYBODY READY?Copy !req
199. AWW.Copy !req
200. ALL RIGHT TEAM,
LET'S MOVE OUT.Copy !req
201. WE HAVE A CODE RED —Copy !req
202. HOLD UP.
THIS IS OUR DAY OFF.Copy !req
203. BUT IT'S CRITICALLY
IMPORTANT, NUMBUH 5.Copy !req
204. A KID HAS BEEN
ACCEPTED INTO COLLEGE.Copy !req
205. AHH!Copy !req
206. SORRY — SPIDER.
YOU WERE SAYING?Copy !req
207. I WAS SAYING —Copy !req
208. THERE IS NO WAY NUMBUH 5
IS GIVING UP HER BEACH DAYCopy !req
209. BECAUSE SOME STUPID KID IS
GOING TO SOME STUPID COLLEGE.Copy !req
210. YEAH, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?Copy !req
211. ARE YOU ALL BLIND?Copy !req
212. ADULTS CAN'T STAND THE IDEACopy !req
213. THAT A KID THAT
CAN BE SMARTER THAN THEM,Copy !req
214. SO WHENEVER
THEY FIND A SMART ONE,Copy !req
215. THEY SEND HIM TO COLLEGE
WHERE THEY REMOVE HIS BRAIN.Copy !req
216. THAT MILKSHAKE MUST BE
GOING TO YOUR BRAIN.Copy !req
217. YOU KNOW I DON'T GET
MILKSHAKE HEADACHES.Copy !req
218. OKAY, THEN.
YOU JUST CRAZY!Copy !req
219. IF COLLEGES ARE REALLY TAKING
ALL THE SMART KIDS' BRAINS,Copy !req
220. THEN WHY HAVEN'T
THEY SENT ME THERE?Copy !req
221. LOOK, WE ARE GOING ON A BEACH
DAY WITH OR WITHOUT YOU.Copy !req
222. FINE!
I'LL GO ON MY OWN!Copy !req
223. ENJOY YOUR STUPID
BEACH DAY.Copy !req
224. OH, YEAH?Copy !req
225. IS THAT AN ORDER?Copy !req
226. AS A MATTER OF FACT,
IT IS.Copy !req
227. COOL.
YES, "COOL."Copy !req
228. PBHT!
PBHT!Copy !req
229. NYA-NYA-NYA-
NYA-NYA.Copy !req
230. NYA-NYA-NYA-
NYA-NYA.Copy !req
231. THAT MILKSHAKE MUST BE
GOING TO YOUR BRAIN.Copy !req
232. WHO NEEDS 'EM?Copy !req
233. I CAN COMPLETE
THIS MISSION BY MYSELF.Copy !req
234. LET THEM PLAY
ON SOME STUPID BEACHCopy !req
235. WHILE NIGEL UNO SAVES THE DAY.Copy !req
236. "BRAINBRIDGE UNIVERSITY,
THE BEST PLACE FOR BRAINS."Copy !req
237. HMM.Copy !req
238. THEY PROBABLY THINK
THAT'S CLEVER OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
239. "SOHCAHTOA" — SINE EQUALS
OPPOSITE OVER HYPOTENUSE,Copy !req
240. COSINE...Copy !req
241. WAIT FOR IT...
WAIT FOR IT.Copy !req
242. EQUALS OPPOSITE
OVER ADJACENT...Copy !req
243. NOW!Copy !req
244. WITH HYDROCHLORIC ACID...Copy !req
245. WHERE WOULD THEY KEEP A KIDCopy !req
246. IF THEY WANTED
TO TAKE OUT HIS... BRAIN!Copy !req
247. HMM.
WORTH A SHOT.Copy !req
248. DIRECTLY RELATED TO
THE COEFFICIENT OF...Copy !req
249. LET ME SEE...Copy !req
250. COULD
GIVE ME SOME INFOCopy !req
251. AS TO WHERE OUR YOUNG GENIUS IS.Copy !req
252. HUH?Copy !req
253. UGH!Copy !req
254. WELCOME, NIGEL UNO,
TO THE LAIR OF...Copy !req
255. PROFESSOR TRIPLE EXTRA LARGE!Copy !req
256. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN A VILLAIN AS
SINISTER AS YOU WAS BEHIND THIS.Copy !req
257. WHERE'S THE KID?Copy !req
258. I MADE HIM UP.Copy !req
259. YOU SEE, NIGEL UNO,
BRAIN I WANT.Copy !req
260. AND NOW I'VE GOT
SOMETHING PLANNED FOR YOU.Copy !req
261. HUH?Copy !req
262. GO ON, TRY IT.Copy !req
263. YOU'VE GOT TO BE
KIDDING ME.Copy !req
264. OH, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
265. YOU SEE, ALL MY LIFE I'VE HAD
BUT ONE GLORIOUS QUEST —Copy !req
266. TO CONCOCT
THE PERFECT SNOW CONE.Copy !req
267. BUT BY A TWIST
OF CRUEL FATE,Copy !req
268. I'M SUSCEPTIBLE TO AGONIZING
ICE CREAM HEADACHES.Copy !req
269. I NEEDED A TEST SUBJECTCopy !req
270. WHO'S IMMUNE TO ITS
DEBILITATING ICY STING —Copy !req
271. A TEST SUBJECT LIKE YOU.Copy !req
272. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?Copy !req
273. TOO BLUEBERONIC.Copy !req
274. THIS MIGHT BE THE ONE.Copy !req
275. HMM.Copy !req
276. WELL?Copy !req
277. IT — IT'S —Copy !req
278. YES?Copy !req
279. IT'S...Copy !req
280. NO!Copy !req
281. AH!
NUMBUH 5!Copy !req
282. DON'T TALK.
WE'RE GETTING YOU OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
283. WHAT? NO!Copy !req
284. YOU CAN THANK US LATER.Copy !req
285. ALL YOURS, NUMBUH 3.Copy !req
286. OKAY.Copy !req
287. WE'RE OUT OF HERE!
GO, GO, GO, GO!Copy !req
288. COME BACK HERE
WITH MY TEST SUBJECT!Copy !req
289. HE'S MINE!Copy !req
290. I CAN'T LET THEM ESCAPE,
NOT WHEN I'M SO CLOSE.Copy !req
291. Numbah 1: YOU GUYS ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BEACH.Copy !req
292. Numbah 4:
LISTEN TO HIM.Copy !req
293. IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY
ALREADY TOOK HIS BRAIN.Copy !req
294. GIVE ME BACK
MY TEST SUBJECT!Copy !req
295. WHOA!
WHO ORDER ED THE CALAMARI?Copy !req
296. GO GET HIM,
NUMBUH 3!Copy !req
297. OKEY-DOKY!Copy !req
298. Numbah 1: PLEASE,
YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.Copy !req
299. TRYING TO ESCAPE
THROUGH A TIGHT SQUEEZE, EH?Copy !req
300. WELL, THINK AGAIN!Copy !req
301. EVASIVE ACTION!Copy !req
302. AAAH!Copy !req
303. UGH!Copy !req
304. Numbah 5: COME ON,
DON'T JUST SIT THERE!Copy !req
305. LISTEN TO ME.
I WANT TO GO BACK.Copy !req
306. OHH, THEY REALLY DID
TAKE YOUR BRAIN, DIDN'T THEY?Copy !req
307. THERE YOU ARE!Copy !req
308. AHH! AHH!Copy !req
309. NOW, LET'S GET
BACK TO THE LAB SO —Copy !req
310. HI, SQUIDDY.Copy !req
311. SAY "CHEESE"!Copy !req
312. UGH!
UGH! UGH!Copy !req
313. YOU ANNOYING LITTLE GNAT!Copy !req
314. NOW YOU'RE IN FOR A SHOCK!Copy !req
315. STAY STILL, WHY DON'T YOU?Copy !req
316. MISSED ME.Copy !req
317. OOPSY.
SORRY, NUMBUH 1.Copy !req
318. AAH!Copy !req
319. WHOA!Copy !req
320. Numbah 3:
THE TOLLBOOTH IS CLEAR!Copy !req
321. EXACT CHANGE NOW,
NUMBUH 4!Copy !req
322. RIGHT!Copy !req
323. ALMOST THERE, GUYS.
COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
324. ALL RIGHT!
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT!Copy !req
325. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!Copy !req
326. GIVE ME THE KID, OR I'LL
FREEZE YOUR LITTLE PEA BRAINS.Copy !req
327. DO WHAT HE SAYS.
PLEASE.Copy !req
328. NO WAY!Copy !req
329. HUH?Copy !req
330. AH!Copy !req
331. UGH!Copy !req
332. Numbuh 4: SORRY.Copy !req
333. NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
334. ALL MY WORK
DEPENDS ON HIS BRAIN!Copy !req
335. THAT'S IT!
PREPARE TO BE KID-CICLED!Copy !req
336. IF I CAN'T MAKE
THE PERFECT SNOW CONE,Copy !req
337. I'LL MAKE THE PERFECT KID CONE.Copy !req
338. WHY, I'LL —Copy !req
339. OH, I'VE HAD
IT WITH YOU!Copy !req
340. YOU MEDDLING MOB!
PERTURBING PESTS!Copy !req
341. HOLD STILL,
YOU MALICIOUS MOSQUITO!Copy !req
342. YOU AGITATING BUMBLEBEE!
YOU —Copy !req
343. PRETTY FLYING
FAIRY BIRDY-BIRD.Copy !req
344. GO, GO, GO, GO!Copy !req
345. NO! NO!
COME BACK!Copy !req
346. PLEASE!Copy !req
347. MY SNOW CONE RESEARCH!Copy !req
348. NOOOO!
NO-O-O-O! NO!Copy !req
349. MAN, WHAT
IS HIS PROBLEM?Copy !req
350. IF IT WASN'T FOR US,Copy !req
351. HE'D STILL BE TRAPPED
AT THAT BRAIN-DRAIN PLACE.Copy !req
352. AW, DON'T
WORRY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
353. I'LL BET HE'S THINKING OF
A WAY TO THANK US AS WE SPEAK.Copy !req
354. THOSE IDIOTS.Copy !req
355. THAT LAST SNOW CONE
WAS PERFECT.Copy !req
356. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.Copy !req
357. 5...Copy !req
358. 4...Copy !req
359. 3...Copy !req
360. 2...Copy !req
361. 1.Copy !req
362. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.Copy !req