Codename: Kids Next Door 2x15

Frank Welker as Professor XXXL (voice)

Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 4 visit the grand opening of a cheese-themed restaurant which seems to have a big problem - an appalling lack of cheese! And when 2 reveals that he's brought his own, the source of the problem is revealed, when the operatives are kidnapped by cheese headed ninja, and then dragged before the Cheese Shogun, a mad martial artist who holds cheese to be more valueable than gold. Can 2 and 4 defeat this insane samurai and escape his deadly dairy dojo?!

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1. HA!

2. OUT OF THE WAY!

3. COME ON, PEOPLE, MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!

4. HEY! WHAT THE? —

5. KIDS NEXT DOOR EMERGENCY HERE!

6. AAH!

7. MOVE... MOVE... MOVE... MOVE!

8. SORRY I'M LATE, NUMBUH 2.

9. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

10. IN LINE TO SOMEONE ELSE.

11. HI!

12. YOU WHAT?

13. WELL, YOU'RE NOT

14. OF THE ALL-CHEESE RESTAURANT.

15. MORE PEOPLE SHOW UP.

16. I-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!

17. FINE!

18. MAYBE I'LL FIND A REAL FRIEND AT THE END OF THE LINE.

19. BELIEVED ME?

20. HUH?

21. COME ON.

22. YOU KNOW I'D NEVER LET SOMEONE TAKE YOUR PLACE IN LINE.

23. AW.

24. CRUDDY JOKES.

25. YOUR LOUSY KNEECAPS POP.

26. HEY!

27. FINALLY!

28. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

29. IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT HEAVEN WOULD LOOK LIKE.

30. EVEN MORE CHEESE.

31. WHERE SHOULD WE SIT?

32. HMM, HOW ABOUT OVER —

33. THIS WAY.

34. HMM!

35. I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THIS PLACE.

36. IT'S CRAWLING WITH ADULTS.

37. Numbah 2: DON'T WORRY.

38. EVERYONE'S JUST HERE

39. AND ENJOY THEMSELVES.

40. HELLO! BON SOIR.

41. I AM JACQUES. I WILL BE YOUR WAITER TONIGHT.

42. CHEESE FRIES! I'LL HAVE THE CHEESE FRIES.

43. UH... AND DID YOU WANT CHEESE WITH YOUR FRIES?

44. WELL, DUH! THEY'RE CHEESE FRIES, RIGHT?

45. 1,000 APOLOGIES, BUT WE ARE OUT OF THE CHEESE FRIES.

46. THEN I'LL JUST HAVE THE MOZZARELLA STICKS.

47. MOZZARELLA IN THE STICKS?

48. YES.

49. WITH MY MOZZARELLA STICKS!

50. ALAS, MONSIEUR, BUT WE ARE ALSO OUT OF THE MOZZARELLA.

51. UGH... YOU ORDER, NUMBUH 2.

52. OKAY, I'D LIKE A NICE BIG SLICE OF CHEESECAKE, PLEASE.

53. NOW, JUST HOLD ON A SECOND, BUB!

54. CHEESE JOINT IS THIS, ANYWAY?

55. I AM SO SORRY.

56. HAS ARRIVED,

57. ALL OF OUR CHEESE AS TRIBUTE.

58. CHEESE SHOGUN, WHA?--

59. Numbuh 2: AW, RELAX, NUMBUH 4,

60. WE'LL JUST ORDER SOME BURGERS AND PUT OUR OWN CHEESE ON THEM.

61. NO, NO, NO. MONSIEUR, THEY'LL COME BACK!

62. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

63. WHAT'S GOING ON?

64. AAH! OW!

65. MY CHEESE!

66. CHEESE NINJAS!

67. WE DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE, GUYS.

68. WE'RE JUST HERE TO EAT SOME CHEESE.

69. EAT CHEESE?

70. TAKE THEM!

71. HEY, COME ON!

72. OW! CAREFUL, CAREFUL, NOW!

73. QUIT PUSHING.

74. FORGIVE THE DISTURBANCE, OH, EXALTED ONE,

75. ATTEMPTING TO... UM... EAT SOME OF YOUR LORDSHIP'S CHEESE.

76. WHAT? IMPUDENT FOOLS!

77. IS MORE VALUABLE THAN GOLD?

78. I DO IT ALL THE TIME.

79. IN FACT, IF YOU'LL JUST HAND OVER MY SWISS YOU'VE GOT THERE,

80. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW —

81. SILENCE!

82. CONTROLS THE WORLD!

83. AT THE POWER OF CHEESE.

84. AND I, SHOGUN ROQUEFORT, MASTER OF MOZZARELLA,

85. BARON OF BRIE, COMMANDER OF CAMEMBERT...

86. OF LIMBURGER.

87. ENOUGH!

88. PARASITES INTO THE MINES!

89. MINES? JUST GIVE ME BACK MY CHEESE!

90. I'M WARNING YOU! GIVE ME BACK MY...

91. COME ON! GRATE FASTER!

92. TIME IS CHEESE! MOVE IT, MOVE IT!

93. GO. HURRY UP!

94. MOVE IT! HURRY IT UP!

95. CHEESE SHOGUN, MOVE IT!

96. LET'S GO! COME ON, MOVE IT!

97. COME ON! FASTER, FASTER!

98. WORK, WORK HARDER! MOVE IT!

99. THE COAST IS CLEAR. COME ON.

100. LET'S OUT OF HERE.

101. IS OUT OF HERE?

102. OH, I'LL JUST GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS.

103. HEY, THANKS,

104. AHH!

105. AAH!

106. NUMBUH 4, THIS WAY!

107. STOP THEM!

108. COME ON, COME ON, LET'S GO.

109. AAH!

110. UGH! UGH!

111. WHOA! WHOA!

112. SO LONG, SUCKERS!

113. GOUDA KNOW YA!

114. UH, NUMBUH 2 —

115. WAIT, WAIT, I GOT ANOTHER ONE.

116. SEE YA! WOULDN'T WANNA BRIE YA! [Be]

117. NUMBUH 2!

118. WHAT?

119. AHH! AHH!

120. WHICH WAY, WHICH WAY?

121. LEFT! NO, RIGHT!

122. YOUR OTHER RIGHT!

123. WHOA! WHOA!

124. UH, DOES THAT THING LOOK FAMILIAR?

125. KIND OF... AND SO DO THEY.

126. UM, YOU GUYS AREN'T MAD ABOUT THAT BRIE JOKE, ARE YOU?

127. AAH!

128. UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE FONDUE, EVERYBODY OUT!

129. NOW WHICH WAY?

130. I KNOW — THIS WAY!

131. OH, NO, YOU DON'T. THIS TIME WE'RE GOING MY WAY.

132. IF YOU WANT TO FIND THE EXIT, YOU'LL FOLLOW ME.

133. COME ON, EVERYONE.

134. WHO'S TRYING TO FIND THE EXIT?

135. ALL RIGHT, SHOGUN, IT'S THE END OF THE PARTY, HAVARTI.

136. YOU KNOW, THEY SAY THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE.

137. IMAGINE ALL THAT CHEESE,

138. MY CHEESY DYNASTY.

139. YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE.

140. OH, I'M SORRY.

141. YOU CAME BACK FOR?

142. MMM. I'M EATING YOUR CHEESE.

143. DELICIOUS!

144. THAT'S IT! LET'S CUT THE CHEESE!

145. BRING IT ON!

146. AHH!

147. AHH!

148. I KNEW I PICKED THE RIGHT WAY.

149. THAT KNUCKLEHEAD NUMBUH 2

150. CRAZY SHOGUN'S THRONE ROOM.

151. OH, CRUD!

152. BACKUP'S HERE, NUMBUH 2.

153. NUMBUH 2?

154. YOU — YOU —

155. THE CHEESE SHOGUN?

156. THAT'S RIGHT!

157. PILE OF PARMESAN,

158. THE CHEESE MINES,

159. I, NUMBUH 2, WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL CHEESE SHOGUN EVER!

160. MY PRECIOUS CHEESE EVER AGAIN!

161. AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME.

162. DON'T MAKE ME FIGHT YOU, NUMBUH 2.

163. WE'RE FRIENDS, REMEMBER?

164. FOOL!

165. PREPARE TO...

166. YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACE!

167. YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED ME.

168. YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT, THAT WAS KIND OF FUNNY.

169. HYAH!

170. SO, TELL ME, HOW DID BEAT THE SHOGUN?

171. AW, IT WAS EASY.

172. STILTON STYLE ON ME,

173. MY PEPPER JACK POWER PUNCH.

174. I MEAN, SURE, HE THOUGHT HE HAD ME WITH THE CABRALES BLAST,

175. CHEDDAR CHOP, OR MY —

176. IN THE AIR, DIDN'T HE?

177. WELL, YEAH.

178. BUT IF HE HADN'T,

179. MY GRUYÃoRE GRAPPLE GRIP,

180. AND MY FOUGERU FOOT FURY, AND MY ST. ANDRE SHIN...

181. THIS MORNING IN ENGLAND'S BRAINBRIDGE UNIVERSITY,

182. OF A LOCAL 10-YEAR-OLD BOY

183. WHO'S BEEN ACCEPTED TO THIS PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY.

184. IS QUOTED AS SAYING,

185. "THIS YOUNGSTER HAS AN EXCEPTIONAL BRAIN,

186. AND WE CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUR HANDS ON IT."

187. OKAY, EVERYBODY READY?

188. AWW.

189. ALL RIGHT TEAM, LET'S MOVE OUT.

190. HOLD UP. THIS IS OUR DAY OFF.

191. BUT IT'S CRITICALLY IMPORTANT, NUMBUH 5.

192. ACCEPTED INTO COLLEGE.

193. AHH!

194. SORRY — SPIDER. YOU WERE SAYING?

195. THERE IS NO WAY NUMBUH 5

196. GOING TO SOME STUPID COLLEGE.

197. YEAH, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

198. ARE YOU ALL BLIND?

199. ADULTS CAN'T STAND THE IDEA

200. CAN BE SMARTER THAN THEM,

201. THEY FIND A SMART ONE,

202. WHERE THEY REMOVE HIS BRAIN.

203. GOING TO YOUR BRAIN.

204. YOU KNOW I DON'T GET MILKSHAKE HEADACHES.

205. OKAY, THEN. YOU JUST CRAZY!

206. ALL THE SMART KIDS' BRAINS,

207. THEN WHY HAVEN'T THEY SENT ME THERE?

208. LOOK, WE ARE GOING ON A BEACH DAY WITH OR WITHOUT YOU.

209. FINE! I'LL GO ON MY OWN!

210. BEACH DAY.

211. OH, YEAH?

212. IS THAT AN ORDER?

213. AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT IS.

214. COOL. YES, "COOL."

215. PBHT! PBHT!

216. NYA-NYA-NYA- NYA-NYA.

217. NYA-NYA-NYA- NYA-NYA.

218. GOING TO YOUR BRAIN.

219. WHO NEEDS 'EM?

220. THIS MISSION BY MYSELF.

221. WHILE NIGEL UNO SAVES THE DAY.

222. "BRAINBRIDGE UNIVERSITY, THE BEST PLACE FOR BRAINS."

223. HMM.

224. THAT'S CLEVER OR SOMETHING.

225. "SOHCAHTOA" — SINE EQUALS OPPOSITE OVER HYPOTENUSE,

226. COSINE...

227. WAIT FOR IT... WAIT FOR IT.

228. EQUALS OPPOSITE OVER ADJACENT...

229. NOW!

230. WITH HYDROCHLORIC ACID...

231. TO TAKE OUT HIS... BRAIN!

232. HMM. WORTH A SHOT.

233. DIRECTLY RELATED TO THE COEFFICIENT OF...

234. LET ME SEE...

235. AS TO WHERE OUR YOUNG GENIUS IS.

236. HUH?

237. UGH!

238. WELCOME, NIGEL UNO, TO THE LAIR OF...

239. PROFESSOR TRIPLE EXTRA LARGE!

240. SINISTER AS YOU WAS BEHIND THIS.

241. WHERE'S THE KID?

242. I MADE HIM UP.

243. YOU SEE, NIGEL UNO, BRAIN I WANT.

244. AND NOW I'VE GOT SOMETHING PLANNED FOR YOU.

245. HUH?

246. GO ON, TRY IT.

247. YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

248. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

249. YOU SEE, ALL MY LIFE I'VE HAD

250. THE PERFECT SNOW CONE.

251. OF CRUEL FATE,

252. I'M SUSCEPTIBLE TO AGONIZING ICE CREAM HEADACHES.

253. WHO'S IMMUNE TO ITS

254. A TEST SUBJECT LIKE YOU.

255. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

256. TOO BLUEBERONIC.

257. THIS MIGHT BE THE ONE.

258. HMM.

259. WELL?

260. IT — IT'S —

261. YES?

262. IT'S...

263. NO!

264. AH! NUMBUH 5!

265. DON'T TALK. WE'RE GETTING YOU OUT OF HERE.

266. WHAT? NO!

267. YOU CAN THANK US LATER.

268. ALL YOURS, NUMBUH 3.

269. OKAY.

270. WE'RE OUT OF HERE! GO, GO, GO, GO!

271. WITH MY TEST SUBJECT!

272. HE'S MINE!

273. I CAN'T LET THEM ESCAPE, NOT WHEN I'M SO CLOSE.

274. Numbah 1: YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BEACH.

275. Numbah 4: LISTEN TO HIM.

276. ALREADY TOOK HIS BRAIN.

277. MY TEST SUBJECT!

278. WHOA! WHO ORDER ED THE CALAMARI?

279. GO GET HIM, NUMBUH 3!

280. OKEY-DOKY!

281. Numbah 1: PLEASE, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.

282. THROUGH A TIGHT SQUEEZE, EH?

283. WELL, THINK AGAIN!

284. EVASIVE ACTION!

285. AAAH!

286. UGH!

287. Numbah 5: COME ON, DON'T JUST SIT THERE!

288. LISTEN TO ME. I WANT TO GO BACK.

289. OHH, THEY REALLY DID TAKE YOUR BRAIN, DIDN'T THEY?

290. THERE YOU ARE!

291. AHH! AHH!

292. NOW, LET'S GET

293. HI, SQUIDDY.

294. SAY "CHEESE"!

295. UGH! UGH! UGH!

296. YOU ANNOYING LITTLE GNAT!

297. NOW YOU'RE IN FOR A SHOCK!

298. STAY STILL, WHY DON'T YOU?

299. MISSED ME.

300. OOPSY. SORRY, NUMBUH 1.

301. AAH!

302. WHOA!

303. Numbah 3: THE TOLLBOOTH IS CLEAR!

304. EXACT CHANGE NOW, NUMBUH 4!

305. RIGHT!

306. ALMOST THERE, GUYS. COME ON, COME ON.

307. ALL RIGHT! WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT!

308. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

309. GIVE ME THE KID, OR I'LL FREEZE YOUR LITTLE PEA BRAINS.

310. DO WHAT HE SAYS. PLEASE.

311. NO WAY!

312. HUH?

313. AH!

314. UGH!

315. Numbuh 4: SORRY.

316. NO, NO, NO!

317. DEPENDS ON HIS BRAIN!

318. THAT'S IT! PREPARE TO BE KID-CICLED!

319. IF I CAN'T MAKE THE PERFECT SNOW CONE,

320. I'LL MAKE THE PERFECT KID CONE.

321. WHY, I'LL —

322. OH, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!

323. YOU MEDDLING MOB! PERTURBING PESTS!

324. HOLD STILL, YOU MALICIOUS MOSQUITO!

325. YOU AGITATING BUMBLEBEE! YOU —

326. FAIRY BIRDY-BIRD.

327. GO, GO, GO, GO!

328. NO! NO! COME BACK!

329. PLEASE!

330. MY SNOW CONE RESEARCH!

331. NOOOO! NO-O-O-O! NO!

332. MAN, WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM?

333. IF IT WASN'T FOR US,

334. HE'D STILL BE TRAPPED AT THAT BRAIN-DRAIN PLACE.

335. AW, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

336. I'LL BET HE'S THINKING OF A WAY TO THANK US AS WE SPEAK.

337. THOSE IDIOTS.

338. WAS PERFECT.

339. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

340. 5...

341. 4...

342. 3...

343. 2...

344. 1.

345. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.