Codename: Kids Next Door 1x26

Directed by Tom Warburton

Maurice LaMarche as Father (voice)

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1. THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. MM-MMM!

3. AHH!

4. HEY, WHEN'S NUMBUH 1 COMING BACK FROM HIS TOP-SECRET MISSION?

5. I DON'T KNOW. HE DIDN'T SAY.

6. HE LIKE TO BE.

7. ON A SECRET MISSION.

8. I'D BE ALL, "WHAM! AND KABLOOP!

9. AND —" AAH!

10. OOH! OH!

11. HELLO, KIDS NEXT DOOR,

12. WE'RE HERE TO FINALLY

13. WITH OUR FEET.

14. YOU'RE HERE TO WHAT?

15. KICK YOUR BUTTS.

16. AAH!

17. ALL RIGHT, YOU CREEPS. LET'S — OH!

18. NEXT.

19. UH, NO, I —

20. HEY! YOU DIDN'T START THE FIGHT WITHOUT ME, DID YOU?

21. UH-OH.

22. NUMBUH 1!

23. AAH! OH!

24. KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STATIONS!

25. AND HAVE A BALL.

26. THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. LET'S DO THIS.

27. 5.

28. 4!

29. WHOA! AAH!

30. 3!

31. 2!

32. WHOA!

33. HA, HA!

34. HEE, HEE, HEE!

35. WHOA!

36. HUP, HYAH!

37. 1.

38. WHOA!

39. REMEMBER THIS, DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE LANE,

40. YOUR BUTTS KICKED,

41. TO FIND THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

42. AHA! THAT'S A GOOD ONE, BABY.

43. Numbuh 2: UH-OH.

44. Numbuh 3: GET ME OUT OF HERE!

45. FATHER IS MOST...

46. UNSATISFIED.

47. I AM...

48. MOST UNSATISFIED.

49. YES, FATHER. YES, FATHER. YES, FATHER.

50. AT FIRST, THOSE KIDS NEXT DOOR WERE A MINOR NUISANCE.

51. THAT'S WHY I ENTRUSTED YOU WITH THEIR DESTRUCTION,

52. BUT BECAUSE OF YOUR FAILURES,

53. TO HAVE ADULTS...

54. RULE THE WORLD!

55. THAT ANGERS ME.

56. TOLERATE FAILURE.

57. OR ELSE!

58. UM, YES, SIR. WE PROMISE.

59. GOOD.

60. WELL? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

61. UM... CAN WE BORROW

62. THE REALLY, REALLY, INCREDIBLY DESTRUCTIVE MACHINE,

63. PRETTY PLEASE?

64. OH! OKAY, OKAY,

65. BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT WHEN YOU'RE DONE!

66. OKAY, YOU UNDERSTAND?

67. THANK YOU, FATHER.

68. WELL, SO MUCH FOR THE BIG, BAD, DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN.

69. YEAH, THAT WAS TOO EASY.

70. I'M GLAD NUMBUH 1 SHOWED UP.

71. YEAH, HE WHOOPED 'EM GOOD!

72. OH, NONSENSE.

73. TEAMWORK SAVED THE DAY, GUYS.

74. YEAH, BUT STILL, NUMBUH 1, YOU GOT 'EM GOOD!

75. THOSE DOOFUSES DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM.

76. HEY!

77. VERY FUNNY.

78. SO, NUMBUH 1, WHAT WAS YOUR SECRET MISSION ABOUT?

79. OVERAGED KIDS NEXT DOOR.

80. SOME OF THEM WON'T LEAVE WITHOUT A FIGHT.

81. BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TURN 13, RIGHT?

82. YOU CAN'T BE ONE OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR IF YOU'RE NOT A KID.

83. THOSE ARE THE RULES, BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY EASIER.

84. WELL, THEN, THE RULES STINK.

85. OH, CHEER UP!

86. AT LEAST WE'RE NOT GROWING UP FOR A LONG TIME, RIGHT?

87. I GUESS SO.

88. THERE CAN'T BE

89. THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

90. Delightful Children from Down the Lane: KNOCK, KNOCK!

91. HELLO, KIDS NEXT DOOR.

92. PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO TRY KICKING OUR POSTERIORS NOW!

93. YAY! FOURTH OF JULY!

94. NOT FOURTH OF JULY?

95. AAH!

96. AAH! AAH!

97. YOU'RE GOING, NUMBUH 1?

98. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE,

99. BUT YOU'RE GOING — AAH! AAH!

100. AAH! OOH! AAH!

101. UH-OH.

102. NUMBUH 3, WE NEED HIPPY HOP... NOW!

103. WE'RE READY TO PLA!

104. HYAH!

105. KUKI GOT YA. NUMBUH 3. THAT'S RIGH.

106. NUMBUH 3. I GOT YA! YES, I DID!

107. TADA!

108. AAH!

109. NUMBUH 3!

110. WHOA!

111. NUMBUH 5,

112. TREE HOUSE DEFENSE GRID!

113. AFFIRMATIVE!

114. NUMBUH 5's BRINGING OUT THE BIG GUNS, BABY!

115. HAVE A BLAST, SUCKERS!

116. UH-OH.

117. NO! NO, NO! STOP! AAH!

118. COME ON, KIDS NEXT DOOR,

119. YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.

120. Numbuh 2: HEY, STINK MACHINE,

121. BET YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!

122. WHOO-HOO! WHEE, YA!

123. COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE...

124. STOP THAT! UH!

125. Numbuh 4: THANKS FOR KEEPING HIM BUSY, NUMBUH 2.

126. WHAT?

127. I'LL TAKE OVER FROM HERE, NUMBUH 4 STYLE!

128. AAH! AAH!

129. WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH!

130. I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY TO SMACK YOU AROUND, YOU KNOW?

131. DON'T WORRY.

132. WE WON'T WASTE ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME.

133. HUH?

134. OH, YEAH? JUST TRY AND HOLD ME!

135. HOLD YOU?

136. HYAH!

137. OH, CRUD!

138. WHOA! AAH!

139. UH-OH.

140. NUMBUH 1, DO YOU HAVE

141. AAH! — SOMETHING.

142. YEAH, NUMBUH 1, DON'T YOU HAVE A PLAN OR SOMETHING?

143. AAH!

144. COME BACK. WE ONLY WANT TO PLAY.

145. WHOA! HYAH!

146. HUH? AAH!

147. OH, OOH.

148. WHOA!

149. WELL, WELL, WELL.

150. NOW THAT WE'VE ESTABLISHED

151. IN THE POSTERIOR,

152. LET'S TURN THE KIDS NEXT DOOR

153. INTO THE KIDS NO MORE.

154. NO! NOT THAT!

155. YES, NIGEL... THAT.

156. NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME!

157. OH, YES, WE CAN.

158. NO! NO! ANYTHING BUT —

159. WHOA! AAH!

160. OHH!

161. LEADER.

162. Numbuh 5: NUMBUH 1!

163. NUMBUH 1!

164. AAH!

165. I, UM, FOUND HIM!

166. OOH, NUMBUH 1.

167. WHAT?

168. OHH!

169. I'M — I'M AN ADULT!

170. AN AGE-CHANGING RAY ON ME!

171. SO, UH, W-WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

172. YEAH! WE NEED A PLAN

173. FROM DOWN THE LANE!

174. THAT'S — THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW.

175. SAY WHAT?

176. I CAN'T BE A KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE ANYMORE.

177. I'M NOT A KID.

178. YOU CAN'T LEAVE! WE NEED YOU.

179. BATTLE TO BEAT THEM... WITH YOU.

180. LOOK AT ME! I'M A GROWN-UP.

181. IN THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

182. THAT'S THE RULES! DON'T YOU GET IT?

183. THEY WON! I LOST!

184. I LOST THE BATTLE, THE TREE HOUSE,

185. AND MY CHILDHOOD.

186. HOLD UP, NUMBUH 1, THE RULES SAY WE NEED A LEADER,

187. AND THAT'S YOU.

188. YEAH!

189. NICE TRY, NUMBUH 5, BUT NO SALE.

190. SEEN WITH ME,

191. OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

192. NOW, IF YOU CHILDREN WILL EXCUSE ME,

193. I'VE GOTTA GO GET A...

194. A JOB.

195. ICE CREAM TRUCK.

196. YUP.

197. THAT'S IT!

198. I'M NOT GONNA SPEND

199. IN THIS CRUDDY BOX!

200. LET'S GO GET SOME ICE CREAM.

201. IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT NUMBUH 1.

202. ON DANGEROUS MISSIONS!

203. SOME ICE CREAM WITHOUT NUMBUH 1.

204. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?

205. ARE WE MEN, OR ARE WE KIDS?

206. LET'S DO IT! YEAH, WHY NOT? ALL RIGHT!

207. Numbuh 3: ICE CREAM!

208. Numbuh 2: HOLD UP! HOLD UP!

209. I GUESS THAT'S THAT.

210. OH, NO, IT'S NOT!

211. HEY! WE WANT SOME — AY-AY-AY!

212. NUMBUH 1?

213. THAT'S "MR. UNO" TO YOU.

214. COOL! IF YOU'RE THE ICE CREAM MAN,

215. THAT MEANS FREE ICE CREAM!

216. YAY! ICE CREAM PARTY!

217. IN THERE?

218. LOOK, I CAN'T. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

219. I CAN'T. I JUST CAN'T.

220. SHUT UP!

221. ICE CREAM COMPANY,

222. TO RESPONSIBLE ADULTS,

223. SO WHY DON'T YOU KIDS

224. CHILDREN DO?

225. OKAY, THEN I'LL HAVE A POPSICLE!

226. GET OUT!

227. OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT!

228. YOU KNOW,

229. MORE TO YOU THAN ANYTHING,

230. INCLUDING YOURSELF,

231. A SELFISH, OLD CRANK.

232. IT'S NOT YOUR AGE THAT'S CHANGED, MR. UNO,

233. IT'S YOU.

234. WHEN YOU'RE AN ADULT,

235. YOU'LL LEARN IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF,

236. AND YOU'LL LEARN THE HARD WAY.

237. TO CHANGE NUMBUH 1 BACK TO NUMBUH 1!

238. FROM DOWN THE LANE'S MANSION

239. AND CHANGE NUMBUH 1 BACK TO A KID!

240. FORGET IT.

241. FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE,

242. NUMBUH 5 SAY, "LET HIM."

243. NUMBUH 5, HOW CAN YOU BE SO MEAN?

244. YOU CALL NUMBUH 1 SELFISH, BUT YOU WON'T EVEN HELP HIM!

245. NUMBUH 3...

246. CHILDREN WOULDN'T BE EASY.

247. WE DON'T CARE.

248. WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY OF OUR 2-BY-4 TECHNOLOGY WEAPONS.

249. WE'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING.

250. OURSELVES.

251. NO ONE'S A KID FOREVER.

252. HMM.

253. ALL RIGHT, THEN.

254. KIDS NEXT DOOR...

255. BATTLE STATIONS!

256. READY?

257. Fire away.

258. Numbuh 3: WHEE!

259. OHH!

260. REALLY, SIRS AND MADAMS,

261. AS YOUR BUTLER, I —

262. BORING.

263. PESKY KIDS NEXT DOOR.

264. Numbuh 5: AW!

265. YOU GUYS, TOO.

266. NOW, HAND OVER THAT DEVICE, YOU FREAKS!

267. JENKINS, DESTROY OUR GUESTS!

268. OOPS.

269. Numbuh 4: OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

270. LET'S GO! AAH!

271. WHY YOU...

272. Numbuh 5: I GOT IT!

273. OFF OUR DEVICE!

274. Numbuh 2: IT'S NOT YOURS.

275. IT'S OURS NOW. LET GO!

276. OHH!

277. AAH! OHH!

278. WHAT?

279. AAH!

280. HUH?

281. ENOUGH!

282. THIS ENDS NOW.

283. THE DEVICE'S DIAL TO AGE ZERO,

284. YOU'LL DISAPPEAR FOREVER.

285. YOU'D BE NO THREAT TO US

286. WITHOUT NUMBUH — HUH?

287. AAH!

288. TASTY TASTE HOME DELIVERY!

289. NUMBUH 5, REMIND ME

290. OF THESE CREEPS.

291. YOU GOT IT, MR. UNO!

292. THAT'S "NUMBUH 1" TO YOU.

293. ALL RIGHT, YOU BRATS, GIVE ME THAT DEVICE!

294. WHY WOULD WE GIVE IT TO YOU?

295. BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT,

296. LIKE YOU HAVE TO OBEY ADULTS.

297. SO, GIMME.

298. NO FAIR.

299. WHO SAID LIFE WAS FAIR?

300. FATHER.

301. FATHER?

302. BRAVO, MR. UNO.

303. TO OUTWIT A BUNCH OF CHILDREN.

304. TO PLAY WITH THE BIG BOYS?

305. YEAH, YEAH, NICE FIREWORKS.

306. I'LL SEE YOU IN PRESCHOOL. AAH!

307. OW! OOH!

308. WE WON'T BE NEEDING TOYS, NOW, WILL WE, MR. UNO?

309. SO, SHALL WE PROCEED?

310. BRING IT ON!

311. WITH PLEASURE.

312. WHOA! AAH!

313. AAH!

314. A LONG TIME AGO.

315. A MINOR ANNOYANCE,

316. A DISAPPOINTMENT.

317. IN THE FAMILY.

318. WE GOTTA HELP NUMBUH 1. COME ON!

319. HOLD ON!

320. I HATE CRUDDY PIANOS.

321. I WISH THEY'D ALL

322. AAAAH!

323. OHHH!

324. HAVING FUN?

325. BRAVO, MR. UNO. YOU NOW HAVE MY FULL ATTENTION!

326. HA! YOU'RE ALL TALK, YOU BIG MATCHSTICK.

327. BETTER AIM THAN YOU!

328. AAH! AAH!

329. OH, MAN! HE MELTED MY ROOTIE-TOOTIE SUPREME!

330. WHAT?

331. GUYS, GET OVER HERE QUICKLY!

332. GIVE ME AN ICE CREAM!

333. OKAY! DO YOU WANT A

334. A GRAPEFRUIT SUGAR SLIDE,

335. OR THEN AGAIN, THERE'S ALWAYS THE YUMMY BOYSENBERRY BOMB-POP.

336. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

337. HOW ABOUT A KIWICICLE, OR HOW ABOUT A SUNDAE?

338. ALL OF THEM, JUST GIVE ME ALL OF THEM!

339. AAH!

340. KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STATIONS!

341. 5! 4!

342. 3! 2!

343. 1!

344. NO! STOP!

345. KEEP THROWING! COME ON, WE'VE GOT HIM DOWN!

346. SO COLD! NO!

347. ENOUGH. ENOUGH!

348. I SAID, "ENOUGH"!

349. WHOA!

350. WELL, NOW, IT SEEMS

351. JUST ISN'T FOR YOU, MR. UNO.

352. I THINK IT'S TIME YOU WERE...

353. FIRED!

354. FREE ICE CREAM,

355. BUT I DON'T THINK THEY'LL MIND SHARING.

356. NO!

357. STOP IT!

358. CHILL OUT, OLD MAN.

359. COLD, SO C-COLD!

360. AND CRE-E-E-AMY...

361. FATHER!

362. NEED... MY...

363. SWEATER.

364. UM, MR. BIG NUMBUH 1, I FOUND THAT AGE-RAY THING.

365. WITH IT?

366. WITH IT, NUMBUH 2.

367. Numbuh 1: OKAY, DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE LANE,

368. EVER WANT YOUR BUTTS KICKED, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND US.

369. KIDS NEXT DOOR, LET'S GO HOME!

370. OH, MAN, THIS IS DEPRESSING.

371. YEAH. THIS'LL TAKE FOREVER TO FIX.

372. IT'S OKAY, NUMBUH 2,

373. WE'RE NOT GROWING UP FOR A LONG, LONG TIME,

374. SO LET'S GET TO WORK, GUYS!