Codename: Kids Next Door 1x2

Directed by Tom Warburton

Kenny and Chimpy are hired to do chores.

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1. THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY

3. SPLENDID.

4. OUR BIRTHDAY CAKE,

5. YOU MAY SING IT AGAIN!

6. ♪ HAPPY BIRTH—

7. UGH!

8. OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH!

9. STATUS REPORT, NUMBUH 5.

10. PARTY GUESTS EVACUATED,

11. CAKE LOCATED, AND PARTY CLOWN NEUTRALIZED.

12. FROM DOWN THE LANE.

13. WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

14. LIKE YOU DO EVERY YEAR?

15. PRECISELY.

16. IT'S BETTER THAN WATCHING

17. BY YOURSELVES.

18. SO LET'S DO THIS THE EASY WAY.

19. HAND OVER THE CAKE, AND WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY.

20. SOME PARTY GAMES.

21. PLEASE STAY.

22. WHOA!

23. WE INSIST.

24. IT'S ALWAYS THE HARD WAY

25. LITTLE CREEPS, ISN'T IT?

26. NUMBUH 4.

27. RIGHT. FIRST, I'M GONNA CLEAN

28. YOUR ADULT-LOVING, PRISSY, LITTLE CLOCKS,

29. AND THEN WE'LL BE TAKING THAT CAKE.

30. NO PARTY GAMES, WALLACE?

31. YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT OUR FRIEND LAURA, WOULD YOU?

32. TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY!

33. BEAT IT, SQUIRT!

34. FOR NO PARTY GAMES.

35. THERE'S NO PARTY GAMES?

36. BUT I... LOVE...

37. PARTY... GAMES!

38. OH, DID I FORGET TO MENTION LAURA'S LITTLE... CONDITION?

39. MEET...

40. THE BIG BADOLESCENT.

41. ME WANT PARTY GAMES...

42. NOW!

43. NOW! NOW!

44. NOW!

45. NOW!

46. Delightful Children:

47. SOME PARTY GAMES... NOW?

48. FINE.

49. WE'LL PLAY YOUR LITTLE PARTY GAMES FOR NOW.

50. AS A MATTER OF FACT,

51. WE'RE ABOUT TO BREAK OPEN THE GREATEST PIÃ'ATA EVER.

52. YAY!

53. PARTY-GAME TIME!

54. OOH.

55. UGH.

56. COME ON! LET'S GO TO THE GAME ROOM.

57. UGH!

58. GREATEST PIÃ'ATA EVER!

59. GREATEST PIÃ'ATA EVER!

60. I'VE SEEN BETTER.

61. NOW, REMEMBER, KUKI, DEAR, THE HARDER YOU SWING,

62. THE MORE CANDY YOU GET.

63. CANDY!

64. CANDY!

65. CANDY!

66. NO, NUMBUH 3, DO— UGH!

67. CANDY!

68. NO! YOU'RE HITTING — UGH!

69. CANDY, CANDY, CANDY!

70. STOP! YOU'VE GOT TO — OW!

71. HOW'D I DO? HOW'D I DO?

72. NO PEEKING!

73. YOUR TURN.

74. OHH! OHH!

75. OHH! OHH!

76. HUH? HUH?

77. MMM! ISN'T THIS GREAT?

78. TO PARTIES.

79. THAT'S A SILLY DONKEY!

80. WHEN YOU PIN ITS TAIL ON,

81. SO AIM CAREFULLY.

82. OKAY!

83. UH, NUMBUH 1, YOU GOT A PLAN OR SOMETHING?

84. AHEM. LAURA, PERHAPS IT'S TIME WE OPENED THE BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.

85. IN FACT, WHY DON'T WE START WITH THE RED ONE?

86. BIRTHDAY PRESENTS?

87. RED PRESENT? WHAT RED PRESENT?

88. THIS ONE!

89. OPEN THIS RED ONE FIRST.

90. WOULDN'T YOU PREFER TO OPEN

91. IS FINISHED?

92. THE PRESENTS...

93. NOW!

94. FINE, FINE. WE'LL OPEN THE GIFTS.

95. JUST STAY CALM.

96. "KIDS NEXT DOOR...

97. BATTLE STATIONS"?

98. HYAH!

99. WELL, IT'S BEEN QUITE DELIGHTFUL,

100. AND WE MUST BE ON OUR WAY.

101. THANKS FOR THE CAKE.

102. YOUR PARTY IS OVER,

103. FROM DOWN THE LANE.

104. THE PARTY'S OVER?

105. IT CAN'T BE OVER!

106. ME NO LIKE BE OVER!

107. GRRR!

108. BIRTHDAY CAKE!

109. GUYS! HEY, GUYS, COME ON. WAIT UP.

110. I CAN'T RUN THAT FAST.

111. OUR PLANS.

112. IN THE FIRST PLACE.

113. NEXT YEAR WE'LL GET

114. THAN THAT STUPID GIRL.

115. COCONUT?

116. I HATE COCONUT!

117. RRRR!

118. NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE!

119. WELL, IF IT ISN'T CHIMPY AND HIS DIMWITTED TWIN BROTHER KENNY.

120. OF PROFESSOR XXXL!

121. WHAT? OH, YES.

122. I'M CONDUCTING

123. PTA BOARD ONCE AND FOR ALL!

124. CHIMPY, MY GOOD LAD, COME RIGHT THIS WAY.

125. HEY, PROFESSOR, CHIMPY'S NOT MY BROTHER.

126. HE'S JUST MY PET CHIMP AND —

127. SUBSTRUCTURES LATELY, KENNY?

128. CHIMPY'S THE ONE WHO PUT

129. BAH!

130. I SUMMONED YOU OVER, CHIMPY, BECAUSE I'M IN NEED

131. AROUND THE LABORATORY,

132. AND I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE MORE TRUSTWORTHY THAN YOU, CHIMPY.

133. TO DO.

134. BUT I DON'T THINK —

135. AH! HERE WE ARE!

136. BEHOLD, BOYS, MY HORRIBLE- DISEASE STORAGE LABORATORY.

137. OF DANGEROUS DISEASES.

138. AND I'M STILL NOT EXACTLY CERTAIN WHY.

139. BUT REGARDLESS, I HAVE STORED

140. FILED ON THESE SHELVES.

141. TO REMIND YOU, CHIMPY,

142. A HAZARDOUS ENTERPRISE.

143. OOH!

144. TO REMIND KENNY.

145. I DON'T TRUST YOU, KENNY.

146. I DON'T TRUST YOU TOUCHING EVEN ONE OF THESE DANGEROUS DISEASES.

147. WILL SHELVE THESE DISEASES,

148. WHILE YOU, KENNY, WILL CHECK THEM OFF ON THE CHECKLIST.

149. BUT, PROFESSOR, CHIMPY'S JUST A CHIMP. HE CAN'T —

150. A HORRIBLE DISEASE,

151. YOU'LL HAVE TO USE THE PHONE

152. HELP-ME HOTLINE.

153. ON WHAT TO DO FOR AN ANTIDOTE...

154. HOPEFULLY.

155. IT COULD BE TOO LATE.

156. WELL, CHIMPY,

157. OUT OF TROUBLE.

158. FOR I MUST GET GOING IF I, PROFESSOR XXXL,

159. AM GOING TO FINALLY,

160. PARENT-TEACHER ASSOCIATION.

161. I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA

162. NOW, CHIMPY, IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE GONNA —

163. CHIMPY, GET DOWN FROM THERE!

164. DON'T DO THAT! YOU'RE GONNA —

165. CHIMPY! GET BACK DOWN HERE!

166. WHAT'S THAT LABEL SAY?

167. SWINE FLU?

168. AAAAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

169. Hello. Giant, big, huge ice-cream cake factory.

170. UH, ICE-CREAM CAKE?

171. I'LL TAKE ONE LARGE CAKE, I GUESS.

172. OH, YEAH. CAN I GET THAT

173. Hello. Horrible-disease help-me hotline. Disease, please.

174. SWINE FLU! SWINE FLU!

175. All right. Let me see. Uh, lime flu, right?

176. NO! SWINE FLU!

177. flu. Well, that's... swine flu...

178. You know what? I don't see any...

179. CHIMPY, DON'T JUST SIT THERE. DO SOMETHING!

180. Boy, maybe I should check with my supervisor

181. on this swine flu — swine flu, right?

182. Hmm. Swine flu. That's this. No.

183. "IN CASE OF SWINE FLU."

184. CHIMPY! CHIMPY, OPEN THAT BOX!

185. THE BOX, CHIMPY! OPEN THE BOX!

186. BAM! LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE.

187. NOW, CHIMPY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED

188. WITH THESE JARS!

189. THERE'S BAD STUFF IN THEM!

190. "SALMONELLA FITZGERALD."

191. HMM. SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF THAT FAMOUS JAZZ LADY.

192. BUT IT'S PROBABLY ACTUALLY A SUPERDEADLY DISEASE.

193. ALLOWED TO TOUCH THESE JARS.

194. CHIMPS ARE JUST NOT CAREFUL.

195. AAH!

196. UGH! UGH!

197. EXCUSE ME, CHIMPY, BUT I HAVE TO GO USE THE PHONE.

198. AAH!

199. Horrible-disease help-me hotline. Disease, please.

200. I'VE GOT SALMONELLA FITZGERALD!

201. Salmonella fitzgerald like that jazz singer Ella Fitzgerald?

202. Wow. You're not gonna believe this.

203. I actually know how to fix this one.

204. To cure the salmonella fitzgerald,

205. all you gotta do is lick a chimp.

206. Trust me. It works every time.

207. Of course, don't ask me where you can get a chimp right now,

208. especially this late on a Saturday.

209. THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S SATURDAY.

210. TO LICK ON A SATURDAY?

211. OH, CHIMPY?

212. CHIMPY, I NEED TO LICK A CHIMP, BUT SINCE IT'S SATURDAY,

213. BY NOW.

214. A CHIMP TO LICK?

215. CHIMPY! COME BACK HERE AND LET ME LICK YOU!

216. CHIMPY!

217. CHIMPY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

218. THE PROFESSOR'S GONNA BE BACK SOON...

219. AND — ♪ ANOTHER THING

220. UGH! NOW WHAT?

221. SO!

222. ONCE AGAIN I'M EMBARRASSED, BATTERED, AND BRUISED,

223. MASSACRED BY THE INSIDIOUS PTA.

224. WITH MY CLAW.

225. DESTROYED!

226. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS, KENNY!

227. I — I —

228. AAH! AAH! AAH!

229. WHOA!

230. OH! OH!

231. HEY!

232. THE ICE-CREAM CAKE?

233. COME ON, BOYS. ICE-CREAM CAKE!

234. HEY! CUT IT OUT!

235. HEY! LEAVE ME ALONE!

236. NO! HEY, YOU GUYS!

237. HEY! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!

238. OH, HE'S GOT COLD HANDS!

239. HI. JULIE. YEAH, I'M AT THE SWIM CLUB.

240. HUH? NO. I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN IN THE WATER YET.

241. IT'S BEEN ADULT SWIM FOR, LIKE, ELEVENTY-BILLION HOURS.

242. WELL, DUH! WE'RE ALL JUST SITTING AROUND.

243. GREETINGS, FELLOW KIDS NEXT DOOR.

244. TODAY'S MISSION IS AN IMPORTANT ONE FOR US.

245. NOW, AS YOU CAN SEE,

246. FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD SWIM CLUB.

247. OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH!

248. NO SWIM TIME OF THEIR OWN.

249. GROWN-UPS ARE IN A POOL.

250. YEAH, NUMBUH 1.

251. OR DO CANNONBALLS.

252. REAL LOUD!

253. UNDER THE WATER.

254. PRECISELY.

255. SO, IF WE'RE GOING TO PUT A STOP TO THIS ADULT-SWIM THING,

256. WE'RE GOING TO NEED A PLAN.

257. NUMBUH 5 HAS A PLAN.

258. WHY DON'T WE JUST GO JUMP IN THE POOL?

259. WHO'S GONNA STOP US?

260. LET'S DO IT!

261. HEY, GUYS. WAIT FOR ME.

262. GOOD AFTERNOON, PASSENGERS.

263. THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN, NUMBUH 2, SPEAKING.

264. ONTO YOUR UNDERWEAR!

265. WA HA HA HA HA HA! WAHOO!

266. LET'S GET IN THAT POOL!

267. MR. WINK? YES, MR. FIBB?

268. AREN'T THOSE THE KIDS NEXT DOOR?

269. CHILDREN, MR. FIBB.

270. THEY DON'T THINK THEY'RE GOING SWIMMING IN OUR POOL,

271. DO THEY, MR. WINK?

272. FILTHY CHILDREN, MR. FIBB.

273. AND BESIDES...

274. IT IS ADULT SWIM.

275. OUR SINCEREST APOLOGIES, KIDS NEXT DOOR.

276. ADULT SWIM.

277. IF YOU'D LIKE TO GO SWIMMING,

278. YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO USE THE KIDDY POOL.

279. KIDDY POOL! KIDDY POOL! KIDDY POOL! KIDDY POOL!

280. KIDDY POOL?

281. KIDDY POOL. KIDDY POOL.

282. OH, KIDDY POOL.

283. MOVE OVER!

284. MARCO!

285. OW!

286. POLO!

287. MARCO! POLO!

288. MARCO! POLO!

289. MARCO! POLO!

290. MARCO! POLO!

291. MARCO! POLO!

292. KNOCK IT OFF!

293. WE IN THE KIDDY POOL?

294. BECAUSE THE WATER'S NICE AND WARM.

295. WHY DON'T WE GO

296. A GOOD WHUPPING, NUMBUH 1?

297. A BETTER IDEA.

298. KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STATIONS!

299. 5...

300. 4...

301. 3...

302. 2...

303. 1! 1! 1! 1!

304. KIDS NEXT DOOR...

305. ATTACK!

306. PREPARING TO TARGET.

307. ALMOST THERE.

308. TARGET LOCKED.

309. FIRE NUMBUH 2.

310. WHO? ME?

311. OH, NO.

312. AAAAAAH!

313. AN INCONVENIENT SITUATION, MR. FIBB.

314. MOST ANNOYING, MR. WINK.

315. WHO WANTS TO GO SWIMMING?

316. ADULT SWIM IS OVER!

317. COME ON IN, GUYS! THE WATER'S GREAT!

318. YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD GET BACK TO THE KID-A-PAULT.

319. AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

320. YOU DON'T SUCCEED

321. OUT OF THE POOL, MR. FIBB...

322. TRY, TRY AGAIN, MR. WINK.

323. OKAY, I'VE GOT A PLAN.

324. FIRST, NUMBUH 3 WILL —

325. HEY! WHERE IS NUMBUH 3?

326. AT THE SNACK BAR.

327. NUMBUH 5 ORDERED NACHOS.

328. ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY?

329. YOU CAN'T EAT NOW!

330. I'M AFRAID THAT YOU KIDS NEXT DOOR WON'T BE SWIMMING TODAY.

331. OR EVER AGAIN.

332. SNACK TIME!

333. SNACK TIME? SNACK TIME?

334. YOU GUYS WANTED THE ICE CREAM, RIGHT? YEAH. THANKS.

335. MMM! SO GOOD!

336. MMM! MMM!

337. MY FAVORITE FLAVOR.

338. MOST SAVORY!

339. EXCUSE ME! WE DON'T GIVE ICE-CREAM CONES TO THE ENEMY!

340. HEY. WHAT DID YOU GET ME ANYWAY?

341. NOTHING!

342. NOTHING?

343. CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

344. AHA!

345. WITH YOUR SUPER CHAIR,

346. THE POOL AND SWIM ALL WE WANT.

347. BUT FIRST, I'M GOING TO GET RID OF YOU LIFEGUARDS.

348. WHAA!

349. WHOA, WHOA!

350. WHOA!

351. WHOA! WHOA!

352. AHEM. AHEM. AHEM. AHEM.

353. SO, UH...

354. WHO'S GOING TO THE KIDDY POOL?

355. ANYONE?

356. 5...

357. 4...

358. 3...

359. 2...

360. 1.

361. 5...

362. 4...

363. 3...

364. 2...

365. 1.

366. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.