Codename: Kids Next Door 1x18

Directed by

Tom Kenny as Chester (voice)

A villainous half-man, half-baby named Mr. B gives the Kids Next Door a television series of their own.

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1. THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. YOU'RE WATCHING THE KID-TACULAR KIDS CHANNEL!

3. COMING UP NEXT...

4. "RAINBOW MONKEYS"...

5. "RAINBOW MONKEY BABIES"...

6. "RAINBOW MONKEY TEENS"!

7. BY SATELLITE AROUND THE WORLD!

8. G-G-GOOD MORNING, SIR.

9. YOU'RE LOOKING WELL. GOOD MORNING.

10. UH, GOOD MORNING!

11. GREAT DAY FOR KIDS' TV, HUH?

12. OH, NO. OH, OH, OH, NO. OH, OH, DEAR!

13. UM, I, UH, UH, G-G-GOOD MORNING.

14. DID LAST NIGHT'S RATINGS COME IN?

15. UH, WELL, I-I DON'T KNOW. UM, MAYBE.

16. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

17. DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BABY?

18. NO, MR. B. I-I MEA—

19. I AM NOT A BABY!

20. WELL, NO. I-I MEAN, I ONLY —

21. I JUST LOOK YOUNG, UNDERSTAND?

22. YES, M-M—

23. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?

24. BOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

25. HOO-HOO-HOO!

26. GET ME ANOTHER SECRETARY.

27. Oh, the people they give me here.

28. Incompetent — I just can't believe...

29. AHEM!

30. TSK, TSK, TSK.

31. THIS MORNING, ARE WE?

32. HEY, PUT A SOCK IN IT, MISSY,

33. OR I'LL FIRE YOU, TOO!

34. NOW, WHAT'S THE STATUS OF MY BROADCAST SATELLITE?

35. IS IT IN PLACE?

36. NO, SIR.

37. AFTER IT REACHED ORBIT.

38. AGAIN?

39. THAT'S THE THIRD ONE.

40. KID-TACULAR KIDS' CHANNEL

41. WORLDWIDE WITHOUT SATELLITES?

42. OHH! HONESTLY.

43. LISTEN UP. YOU LAUNCH ONE MORE SATELLITE,

44. AND WE'LL BE FORCED

45. THAN JUST SHOOTING IT DOWN.

46. YEAH! NOBODY MESSES WITH OUR GLOBAL SATELLITE WEB.

47. DID YOU SAY "GLOBAL SATELLITE WEB"?

48. CHECK IT OUT. A TALKIN' BABY.

49. I AM NOT A BABY. I AM A MAN! A MAN!

50. A MAN WHO WEARS DIAPERS?

51. JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS, WHY DON'T YOU!

52. AAH!

53. OH, SO CUTE!

54. WHO'S THE FUNNY BABY?

55. IS IT YOU? IS IT YOU?

56. PUT... ME... DOWN.

57. OH, SILLY BABY.

58. LISTEN, COULD A BABY CREATE THE KID-TACULAR CHANNEL,

59. THE GREATEST KIDS' NETWORK OF ALL TIME?

60. BLAH! THAT STATION'S FOR BABIES.

61. IT IS NOT FOR BABIES!

62. OHH... NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE —

63. YOU MADE ME WET MYSELF.

64. SO... WHO ARE YOU KIDS, ANYWAY?

65. YOUR OWN SATELLITE WEB?

66. WE ARE THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

67. AND THEIR OPPRESSIVE WAYS.

68. FIGHTING FOR KIDS' RIGHTS, HUH?

69. AND ALL THAT JAZZ.

70. HMM, INTERESTING ANGLE.

71. YOU KNOW, I LIKE IT.

72. I REALLY LIKE IT!

73. THERE! ALL DONE.

74. YOU KNOW WHAT?

75. YOUR OWN TELEVISION SHOW.

76. YOU ARE PERFECT!

77. ON YOUR CRUDDY CHANNEL?

78. FORGET IT.

79. HOLD ON, NUMBUH 4.

80. WHAT'S IN IT FOR US?

81. MY CAMERAS AND EXPERTISE...

82. THE KIDS NEXT DOOR'S MESSAGE

83. TO THE ENTIRE WORLD.

84. AND AS LEADER OF THE TEAM, COULD BE A STAR.

85. I'LL BE ABLE TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT?

86. YEAH, SURE, PRETTY MUCH.

87. NO STUPID SCRIPTS?

88. WELL, MAYBE A CUE CARD OR TWO.

89. BUT YOU'LL HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL.

90. HMMMMM... ALL RIGHT.

91. YOU'VE GOT A DEAL, BABY.

92. SAY, THAT'S GREA—

93. HEH, HA HA HA. JUST SIGN HERE.

94. SATELLITE WEB YET?

95. YES, SIR, MR. B.

96. WE'RE LINKED UP, AND OUR ACTORS ARE IN THEIR PLACES.

97. ALL RIGHT, KIDS, JUST LIKE WE REHEARSED.

98. ACTION!

99. IT'S THE "KIDS NEXT DOOR FUN TIME VARIETY HOUR"!

100. I'M NUMBUH 1. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN?

101. I'M NUMBUH 2. WE'VE GOT SOME COOL THINGS TO DO?

102. I'M NUMBUH 3! WILL YOU PLAY WITH ME?

103. I'M NUMBUH 4.

104. A-A-AND I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

105. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE DOING THIS.

106. LOOK AT US. WE'RE CRUDDY CAPES!

107. IS THIS OUR MESSAGE?

108. MR. B, THIS ISN'T EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

109. NONSENSE. YOU KIDS WERE FANTASTIC.

110. I HAD CHILLS! VERY EMPOWERING.

111. AND YOU, MY BOY — SUCH FIRE, SUCH ANGER.

112. ARE GONNA LOVE YA.

113. KID-TACULAR TECHNOLOGY WEAPONS.

114. ♪ LET'S BE FRIENDS

115. THAT'S IT! I'M OUTTA HERE!

116. NUMBUH 4'S RIGHT.

117. SINGING AND DANCING'S NOT WHAT THE KIDS NEXT DOOR ARE ABOUT.

118. YOU'RE RIGHT, KID. WE'LL SKIP THE SONG FOR NOW.

119. LET'S WORK ON THE FIGHT.

120. IN THIS FIRST EPISODE,

121. YOU'RE GONNA BATTLE

122. KIDS FROM DOING THEIR HOMEWORK.

123. RI-I-I-IGHT.

124. UH, NUMBUH 5 WILL BE IN HER ROOM.

125. UH, YEAH, I'LL GO HELP HER, UH, FIND HER ROOM.

126. LIKE I THOUGHT.

127. NONSENSE, NONSENSE!

128. JUST REMEMBER... WE'RE GOIN' WORLDWIDE HERE —

129. OH-OH-OH!

130. ACTION!

131. I AM HOMEWORKO.

132. I AM HOMEWORKO! PREPARE TO NOT DO HOMEWORK.

133. UGH, THAT IS THE LAST STRAW.

134. HEY, GIRL-KID!

135. DON'T JUST STAND THERE. READ YOUR LINES.

136. "OH, NO, IT'S HOMEWORKO,

137. "THE ROBOT WHO DOESN'T WANT KIDS TO DO THEIR HOMEWORK,

138. "AND HE'S ABOUT

139. OF HIS TERRIFYING CLAWS."

140. WELL, THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!

141. A-A-AAAH! HEY! WHOA!

142. OW!

143. HEY, THAT HURT —

144. WHO-O-O-OA!

145. GONNA GIVE YOU YOUR OWN SHOW?

146. ON THAT SATELLITE WEB OF YOURS.

147. I'VE SECRETLY SPENT YEARS

148. PEOPLE INTO BABIES!

149. AND NOW SATELLITES,

150. AND USE IT ON THE WORLD!

151. CALL ME "BABY" AGAIN.

152. AND SINCE I LIKE YOU, KID, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE HONOR

153. MY BABY RAY'S FIRST VICTIM.

154. WAAA-A-A-A! WAAA-A-A-A!

155. WAA-A-A-A! WAA-A-A-A!

156. KIDS NEXT DOOR...

157. BA— AAAHHH!

158. SAVE YOUR BREATH, KID.

159. AHHHH!

160. AHHHH!

161. WHA—?

162. WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

163. NOW, AS I WAS SAYING...

164. BATTLE STATIONS!

165. AAAAHHH!

166. FOR SAVING MY BUTT, GUYS.

167. UH, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

168. I... I REALLY BLEW IT, DIDN'T I?

169. AAH, SAVE THE MUSH, NUMBUH 1.

170. YEAH, HOW MANY ME?

171. DID YOU SAY "BABY"?

172. I AM NOT A BABY!

173. I HAVE A MORTGAGE. I PAY TAXES.

174. I HAVE THREE EX-WIVES!

175. DO BABIES HAVE HOMES IN EUROPE?

176. AWWWW... I THINK NOT!

177. WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY?

178. HUH?

179. ARE YOU GETTING CRANKY-ANKY?

180. YOU CAN'T TALK THAT WAY TO ME.

181. OHH, DID THE BABY

182. WET HIS NAPPY-WAPPY AGAIN?

183. NOBODY CALLS ME A BABY. NOBODY, YOU HEAR?

184. OHH! HE'S SUCH A CUTE BABY, GA GA GA GOO GOO GOO GOO!

185. OHH, I THINK THE BABY'S CRYING.

186. I... I AM NOT.

187. SOMETHIN' IN MY EYE.

188. PO-O-O-OR BABY-Y-Y.

189. I... AM... NOT... A... BABY!

190. YOU ARE NOW.

191. AH... WHAT —

192. AAAAAHHHH!

193. OHHHH...

194. WAA! WAA! WAA-A-A-A!

195. HUH. SO NOW BABY.

196. WEIRD. YOU'D THINK THE RAY

197. OR SOMETHING.

198. WITHOUT THE CIGAR.

199. CIGAR? YEAH.

200. WE GONNA DO WITH A BABY?

201. HIM A GOOD SPANKIN'.

202. CAN WE KEEP IT? CAN WE KEEP IT?

203. AHEM.

204. FROM HERE.

205. WAA! WAA!

206. GOO GOO?

207. MAYBE THIS TIME WE'LL

208. TO PEOPLE.

209. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MR. B?

210. GOO GOO GOO GOO.

211. AN AGE-CHANGING DEVICE.

212. WOULD USE SUCH A THING?

213. HMM...

214. I DON'T KNOW, NUMBUH 1. LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVIN' FUN.

215. Never be fooled by appearances, Numbuh 5.

216. MM-HMM.

217. OOOOH.

218. YET, NUMBUH 1.

219. ARE A BUNCH OF KIDS AT THE CAMP.

220. THERE'S A GROUP OF THEM MAKING WALLETS.

221. PRETTY NICE ONES, TOO.

222. OOH, WITH COIN PURSES ON THE SIDE.

223. WHO'S THERE?

224. NUMBUH 2, LOOK!

225. I'M WORKIN' HERE, NUMBUH 3.

226. BUT I FOUND SOMETHING!

227. I SAID I'M BUSY.

228. PUH-LEASE!

229. PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!

230. ALL RIGHT.

231. YAAAAY!

232. OVER HERE!

233. WELL, WHAT IS IT?

234. HUH? HEY!

235. IT'S A BABY!

236. UH-OH.

237. COOTCHIE-COOTCHIE-COO.

238. HELLO? ANYBODY LOSE A BABY?

239. Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3...

240. return to headquarters immediately.

241. COME ON, NUMBUH 1.

242. THAT ENTIRE CAMP.

243. AND NUMBUH 5 THINKS THOSE KIDS WAS DIGGIN' IT.

244. AGAINST THEIR WILL.

245. NUMBUH 2'S REPORT WILL PROVE IT.

246. IS NUMBUH 2 ANYWAY?

247. YEAH, AND WHERE'S NUMBUH 3?

248. A VERY GOOD QUESTION.

249. HELLO-O-O-O?

250. NUMBUH 2 AND NUMBUH 3!

251. PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN THE DEBRIEFING.

252. WE'RE WA-A-A-A-ITING.

253. SHHHHH!

254. WHAT?

255. QUIET! YOU'LL WAKE BRADLEY.

256. BRADLEY? Quiet!

257. Who's Bradley?

258. Numbuh 3: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

259. YOU WOKE UP BRADLEY!

260. WHO IS BRADLEY?

261. IS THAT STINK?

262. THAT'S BRADLEY.

263. IS BRADLEY?

264. THIS IS BRADLEY.

265. Numbah 1: A BABY SKUNK?

266. OUT THE ENEMY CAMP.

267. WE COULDN'T FIND HIS PARENTS, SO...

268. WE'RE HIS NEW PARENTS.

269. QUIT FOOLING AROUND?

270. WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR BABIES.

271. THERE'S A CAMP FULL

272. NEXT DOOR TO SAVE THEM.

273. WELL, IT'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER BRADLEY'S LUNCH.

274. OH, AND THEN HE'S GOT HIS BATH.

275. AND IF HE DOESN'T GET HIS AFTERNOON NAP, OHH!

276. NUMBUH 4, CAN YOU PLEASE TALK SOME SENSE INTO THESE PEOPLE?

277. SAY, THE LITTLE TYKE IS PRETTY CUTE.

278. HEY! HE SMILED AT ME.

279. OHH!

280. UH, NUMBUH 5...

281. NUMBUH 3 AND I

282. IF YOU'D BE BRADLEY'S GODMOTHER?

283. WHY, NUMBUH 5

284. ENOUGH!

285. THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

286. ON US TO RESCUE THEM.

287. AND AS THE KIDS NEXT DOOR,

288. TONIGHT.

289. THAT'S AWFULLY SHORT NOTICE.

290. TONIGHT!

291. "CAMP."

292. LET'S MOVE OUT!

293. WHAT'S TAKING THEM SO LONG?

294. UHHH!

295. JUST PUT IT OVER THERE.

296. OKAY. UHH.

297. THERE YOU GO, SNOOKUMS.

298. INTO THE SEAT?

299. SURE.

300. GOES HERE, RIGHT?

301. NO, NO. OVER HERE.

302. WHAT? THEN WHERE DOES THIS BUCKLE GO?

303. AROUND THE OTHER SIDE!

304. WAIT.

305. WILL YOU GUYS — HEY!

306. WHAT ARE YOU BRINGING HIM FOR?

307. WE ARE GOING ON A MISSION.

308. WELL, I'D LOVE TO JUST GO ON MISSIONS WHENEVER I WANTED,

309. BUT I'VE GOT OTHER RESPONSIBILITIES NOW.

310. NUMBUH 2, JUST — JUST TAKE OFF, PLEASE.

311. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOIN' ALREADY.

312. BRADLEY'S BOTTLE, NUMBUH 2?

313. WERE GONNA BRING IT.

314. OH, SO NOW I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING?

315. I DON'T DO MY FAIR SHARE?

316. OH, JUST DROP IT, WILL YOU, NUMBUH 2?

317. UHH, I GET NO RESPECT.

318. "DO THIS, NUMBUH 2. GET THAT. BRADLEY... BLANKY."

319. HUH. ONE OF THESE DAYS.

320. THERE. IS THAT EVERYTHING?

321. WELL, I DON'T KNOW. IS IT?

322. Numbuh 1: CAN WE GET A MOVE ON?

323. NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

324. OH, NICE JOB, NUMBUH 1.

325. OKEY-DOKEY-ARTICHOKEY, CAMPERS.

326. MOST LANYARDS TODAY?

327. ME.

328. WELL, TO YOU, SWEETIE.

329. AND WHO'S GONNA MAKE THE MOST TOMORROW?

330. STEADY!

331. OOHH. AHH.

332. CAN'T YOU FLY THIS THING STRAIGHT?

333. OKAY, SORRY. YOU TRY

334. AND SEE HOW EASY IT IS.

335. NUMBUH 2, GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR.

336. I'M DRIVING BECAUSE

337. STUPID SKUNK AROUND.

338. ABOUT BRADLEY BEING STUPID!

339. YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS!

340. HELLO! IT'S A SKUNK!

341. IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY FEELINGS.

342. AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, DO

343. TO THIS MISSION!

344. UH-OH.

345. AND WHO-HOO-HOO'S GONNA MAKE THE MOST WALLETS TOMORROW?

346. ME! ME! ME!

347. THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

348. AHHHHHH!

349. OHH... OOHH!

350. UHHHH! UHHH!

351. OOOHH!

352. UHHHH! AHHHHH!

353. UHH!

354. GET OFF ME.

355. HUH?

356. HELLO.

357. WE ARE THE KIDS NEXT DOOR, AND WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU.

358. WHY?

359. UM... WELL...

360. BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN

361. HERE FOR ALL ETERNITY.

362. VERY GOOD, NUMBUH 1.

363. AT INCREDIBLY LOW PRICES,

364. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'LL BE ABLE TO STOP ME.

365. CAMPERS...

366. AAA-DOOOS.

367. YES, COUNSELOR.

368. DESTROY THE KIDS NEXT DOOR!

369. DESTROY KIDS NEXT DOOR.

370. WELL, LOOK AT THE MESS WE'RE IN NOW THANKS TO YOUR BABY.

371. WELL, NONE OF THIS

372. NICE TO BRADLEY.

373. DESTROY KIDS NEXT DOOR.

374. EWWWW!

375. WHAT HAPPENED?

376. WHERE AM I?

377. I WANT A BATH.

378. BRADLEY'S SPRAY STOPS THE BRAIN-ZAPPING.

379. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

380. AHHH!

381. BRADLEY! BRADLEY!

382. OHHH? AHHH?

383. AHHHH! AHHHH!

384. DESTROY.

385. OFF MY FRIENDS.

386. OHHH? AHHHHHHH!

387. AHHH! NUMBUH 1!

388. WAAAAA!

389. YOUR STINKY LITTLE SKUNK,

390. YOU'LL SOON BE MAKING WALLETS FOR ME.

391. LET BRADLEY GO!

392. YOU'RE SCARING HIM!

393. OH, I'LL LET HIM GO...

394. STRAIGHT INTO THE LAKE.

395. W-W-WHO'S THERE?

396. BRADLEY'S PARENTS! BRADLEY'S PARENTS!

397. AHHHHHH!

398. HUH?

399. WHAT HAPPENED?

400. OWWW, MY HEAD HURTS.

401. OH, AND YOU STINK, TOO.

402. MY BEAUTIFUL PLAN RUINED!

403. AWAY WITH IT, TOO,

404. IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR YOU MEDDLING SKUNKS!

405. EWWWW!

406. OH, MY EYES!

407. ALL RIGHT, YAY! YAY! BRADLEY!

408. OHH! ALL DESTROYED!

409. OKAY, I ADMIT IT.

410. I WAS WRONG TO YELL AT YOU, AND I APOLOGIZE.

411. YOU SAVED US, AND YOU'RE A VALUED MEMBER

412. OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

413. SO, IN GRATITUDE,

414. OPERATIVE, NUMBUH 6.

415. OOH.

416. WAA.

417. HMM, MAYBE NUMBUH 3'S RIGHT.

418. YOU ARE KINDA CUTE.

419. AAH!

420. OH! AH! HOW DISGUSTING!

421. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

422. 5...

423. 4...

424. 3...

425. 2...

426. 1.

427. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.