Codename: Kids Next Door 1x14

Directed by

Daran Norris as Maitre'd Violinist (voice) • Grey DeLisle as Lizzie Divine (voice)

The Delightful Children From Down The Lane attack Sector V's headquarters with an infestation of hair-eating lice. After the KND find out they don't like nacho cheese, they decide to shoot nacho cheese at them to get rid of them.

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1. THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. WHOA!

3. DEAR ME, IF IT ISN'T NUMBUH 5

4. KIDS NEXT DOOR.

5. YOU INTO OUR HUMBLE HOME.

6. WILL HAVE TO CHASTISE YOU.

7. KID NEXT DOOR!

8. DON'T MOVE.

9. YOU THINK A FIRE EXTINGUISHER'S GOING TO HELP YOU?

10. HMM.

11. HA HA HA!

12. HUH?

13. GET HER, SIR TOASTY.

14. HUH?

15. DELIGHTFUL DORKS.

16. KIDS NEXT DOOR.

17. NUMBUH 5's GOT THE GOODS.

18. TORTILLA CHIPS,

19. CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE LANE.

20. SO NUMBUH 5 SAYS, "DIG IN."

21. YOU KNOW, YOU COULD'VE JUST WENT TO THE DELI ON THE CORNER.

22. COME ON, YOU KNOW CHIPS

23. FROM THOSE DELIGHTFUL CHUMPS.

24. MMM.

25. AHH. OH!

26. AHH. OH!

27. MMM.

28. AHH. OH!

29. OH, MAN!

30. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

31. THAT CHASE MUST'VE TAKEN MORE OUT OF ME THAN I THOUGHT.

32. AW, COME ON.

33. HAVE SOME CHEESE.

34. AAAHHH!

35. THAT WAS FUNNY. DO IT AGAIN.

36. WHAT WAS THAT, NUMBUH 1?

37. LICE, AND NOT JUST ANY KIND.

38. ARE HUNGRY FOR HAIR!

39. OH.

40. EW! EW!

41. ON THAT BUG!

42. I'M GONNA —

43. GOSH, NUMBUH 5, YOU LOOK SO...

44. SO... FUNNY!

45. WAIT HERE. I'M GONNA GET MY CAMERA.

46. UH, HERE'S YOUR HAT BACK, NUMBUH 5.

47. HEY, THIS AIN'T NUMBUH 5's HAT.

48. MUST'VE GIVEN YOU A LICE-INFESTED HAT.

49. AAAHHH!

50. EASY, NUMBUH 2, IT'S NOT THAT SURPRISING.

51. THAT WASN'T ME.

52. FROM NUMBUH 3's ROOM.

53. COME ON!

54. NUMBUH 3 — OH!

55. Numbuh 3: MR. MOPSY.

56. OH, CUDDLESTILTSKIN.

57. WRINKLE, TINKLE, PINKLE MOUSE.

58. THAT'S OKAY, NUMBUH 3. WE'LL GET YOU SOME NEW TOYS.

59. TOYS? I DON'T WANT TOYS.

60. I WANT REVENGE!

61. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? NOBODY GOT HURT.

62. SAY THAT AGAIN, SQUIRT, AND THEN WE'LL SEE IF NOBODY'S HURT!

63. ALL RIGHT, NUMBUH 3 LOST HER FRIENDS,

64. ALONG WITH MOST OF MY HAIR.

65. SOME BUGS TO SQUASH?

66. UM... I THINK THEY'VE ALREADY FOUND US!

67. W-WHAT DO WE D-DO N-NOW?

68. FOLLOW MY LEAD.

69. RUN!

70. AAAHHH!

71. I THINK THEY'VE GONE.

72. GOSH, I HOPE SO.

73. GIVE ME THE — OOP!

74. HEEBIE-JEEBIES!

75. AAAHHH!

76. WELL, AT LEAST

77. THEY DON'T LIKE NACHO CHEESE VERY MUCH.

78. SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

79. WE'VE MADE TO OUR WEAPONS

80. THE ZESTY, FULL-BODIED FLAVOR

81. OF NACHO CHEESE.

82. THESE LICE DON'T LIKE NACHO CHEESE, AND WE DON'T LIKE THEM.

83. IN YOUR SIGHTS,

84. YOU'VE GOT.

85. ANY QUESTIONS?

86. SO... THEN LET'S JUICE UP.

87. UH-OH.

88. FOR OUR WEAPONS, NUMBUH 1.

89. WE'LL HAVE TO GET MORE AT THE SOURCE.

90. RIGHT. FROM DOWN IN THE KITCHEN,

91. WE'LL HAVE TO FIGHT OUR WAY UP

92. ON LEVEL 67.

93. TO FULL FROM THE MAIN TANK.

94. UNTIL THEN, WE'LL HAVE TO RATION WHAT WE'VE GOT.

95. KIDS NEXT DOOR, LET'S GET THAT CHEESE.

96. AIN'T NOTHING GONNA HAPPEN, 'CAUSE I AIN'T AFRAID.

97. HEY, NUMB—

98. AAAHHH!

99. YOU COVER THE REAR, NUMBUH 4.

100. Numbuh 4: AH, GOT TO KEEP COOL.

101. NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN.

102. I'M COOL. I'M COOL. I'M ICE, BABY.

103. IS GONNA SNEAK UP ON ME.

104. NO, SIR.

105. LICE DON'T SNEAK UP ON ICE.

106. IT AIN'T NICE FOR LICE TO SNEAK UP ON ICE.

107. BETTER THINK TWICE,

108. 'CAUSE IT'S NO DICE FOR THOSE LICE.

109. NO DICE OR RICE.

110. SO TAKE MY ADVICE, YOU CRUDDY LICE.

111. I AM NOT NICE, RIGHT, NUMBUH 1?

112. RIGHT? NUMBUH 1?

113. GUYS?

114. AAH! AAAHHH!

115. UGH!

116. Numbuh 4: AAAHHH!

117. THAT WAS NUMBUH 4.

118. RU-U-U-N!

119. UH-OH.

120. AAAHHH!

121. I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE BALD.

122. YOU GUYS GO ON.

123. WHAT ARE YOU — NUTS?

124. MR. MOPSY AND ME GOT A LITTLE SCORE TO SETTLE.

125. GO!

126. NUMBUH 3, ARE YOU —

127. GO!

128. ALL RIGHT, MR. MOPSY, THIS IS IT.

129. IT ENDS HERE.

130. MR. WIGGLESNOUT,

131. MARY KISS-A-FACE,

132. LITTLE LUCY MUFFINOPOLIS,

133. LITTLE PEE-PEE PIE,

134. AND YOU TOO, MR. DINKLEDOO.

135. NUMBUH 3!

136. WE CAN'T STOP NOW. COME ON.

137. NUMBUH 2, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

138. YEAH. I'M ALL —

139. NUMBUH 2!

140. SAVE YOURSELVES!

141. GO!

142. MY HAIR WILL HOLD THEM OFF!

143. AAAHHH!

144. LET'S GO. THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO FOR HIM.

145. AAAHHH! HEY, THAT TICKLES.

146. WHOA...

147. THE CHEESE ROOM.

148. I'VE NEVER BEEN UP HERE BEFORE.

149. IT'S SO... CHEESY.

150. LEVELS 10 THROUGH 40, SUBSECTIONS "D" THROUGH "M" —

151. AT THIS RATE, THEY'LL HAVE

152. IN A MATTER OF HOURS.

153. WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE CHANCE LEFT.

154. FIRST, I'LL RAISE THE PRESSURE

155. SO THAT WE'VE GOT

156. IN THE TREE HOUSE.

157. THEN ALL WE'VE GOT TO DO IS HIT THE PURGE BUTTON,

158. AND WE CHEESE THE PLACE.

159. SO LET'S DO THIS.

160. AAAHHH!

161. HUH?

162. EW!

163. AAAHHH!

164. HA HA HA HA HA!

165. OH!

166. UGH!

167. AAH!

168. WAAAHHH!

169. STO-O-O-O-O-P!

170. HUH? HUH?

171. YOU GOT TO SAY SOMETHING COOL FIRST, LIKE,

172. "SAY CHEESE, PUNK."

173. OR, "CHEESED TO MEET YOU."

174. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?

175. OH!

176. YOU DROPPED THIS, YOUNGSTER.

177. THANK YOU, ADULT PERSON.

178. YES. WAY TO GO, TEAM.

179. MESSAGE ALERT!

180. ARE WE UNDER ATTACK?

181. THE SUPERASSAULT SHIP?

182. NUMBUH 1?

183. HUH? OH!

184. UM, IT'S JUST, A, UM, A B19-4 IN, UH, SECTOR 10.

185. A WHAT?

186. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. I'LL HANDLE THIS ONE MYSELF.

187. YOU GUYS JUST, UH, TAKE THE DAY OFF OR SOMETHING.

188. BYE-BYE!

189. WOW, WHAT A HERO!

190. WELL, WE GOT THE DAY OFF FROM ADULT FIGHTING,

191. SO WHAT Y'ALL WANNA DO?

192. LET'S GO TO THE CARNIVAL!

193. OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, CAN WE GO TO THE CARNIVAL?

194. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

195. LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!

196. I FEEL SORRY FOR NUMBUH 1,

197. WHILE WE'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN.

198. OOH, NUMBUH 1's WORKING, ALL RIGHT.

199. HARD.

200. HEY, NUMBUH 1, HOW'S THE MISSION?

201. OH, UM, HELLO, TEAM.

202. AREN'T YOU GONNA INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR FRIENDS, NIGEY?

203. YEAH, NIGEY.

204. UM, SURE.

205. THIS, UM, IS LIZZIE.

206. NIGEY'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND.

207. I DO NOT!

208. NIGEL AND LIZZIE, SITTIN' IN A TREE,

209. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

210. IT'S OKAY, NIGEL.

211. THAT WE'RE GOING —

212. HOME! WHAT A GOOD IDEA!

213. WELL, SEE YOU AROUND, LIZZIE.

214. HOLD IT, NIGEL!

215. YOU CAN'T SAY WE'RE GOING OUT WHEN WE'RE ALONE

216. IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS.

217. I NEVER DID THAT.

218. YOU JUST DID!

219. DID NOT! DID TOO!

220. DID NOT! DID TOO!

221. DID NOT. DID TOO.

222. UH, UH, REALLY, GUYS,

223. OUT.

224. WE'LL SEE OUT!

225. AAH! UGH!

226. HMPH! WOMEN!

227. WHAT? WHAT?

228. OW! WHAT?

229. I JUST SAID "WOMEN"! OW!

230. WHAT'S SO BAD — OW!

231. MAN, IT'S GOOD TO GET OUT HOUSE FOR A WHILE!

232. FOR NEW-COMICS DAY.

233. YEAH, I'M GONNA GET THE NEW "FLYING YIPPER."

234. I'M GONNA GET — TAG! YOU'RE IT!

235. RACE YOU TO THE CORNER! YOU'RE ON!

236. I WIN!

237. HEY, NUMBUH 1, HERE COMES YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

238. KISSY LIZZIE!

239. WHY, YOU...

240. HI, LIZZIE.

241. HI, NIGEL.

242. LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT YESTERDAY,

243. TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU...

244. WITH THIS GIFT.

245. HUH?

246. TAKE IT.

247. OH, NO, I DON'T THINK —

248. COOL!

249. WELL, OKAY. THANKS, I GUESS.

250. HUH?

251. UH, THANKS.

252. I ALWAYS WANTED... WHATEVER THIS IS.

253. WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT ON?

254. UM, I THINK LATER.

255. COME ON. PLEASE, NIGEY.

256. I WANNA SEE.

257. WELL...

258. WELL... OH, ALL RIGHT.

259. HOW'S THAT?

260. PERFECT!

261. OKAY, GUYS, WE ARE OUTTA HERE.

262. UGH-UGH-UGH!

263. I'LL... CATCH... YOU... GUYS... LATER!

264. ARE YOU SURE, NUMBUH 1?

265. WHAT ABOUT THE COMICS?

266. UGH! UGH! UGH-UGH-UGH!

267. I'M G-G-GOING TO HANG OUT W-W-WITH L-L-LIZZIE INSTEAD.

268. OH, WHATEVER. FINE BY ME.

269. READY TO GO, NIGEY?

270. Y-Y-YES!

271. T-TAKING M-ME?

272. YOU ANYWHERE.

273. ME

274. EVER.

275. Y-Y-YES, D-D-DEAR.

276. YEAH! NEW COMICS! OUT OF THE WAY!

277. HEY, WHERE ARE NUMBUH 5's MAGAZINES?

278. UGH! I HATE IT WHEN YOU MAKE US BUY YOUR CRUDDY GIRL MAGAZINES!

279. YEAH, YEAH,

280. AND THE DORKALOID.

281. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW

282. IF YOU BIT YOU ON THE —

283. HEY, WHERE IS NUMBUH 1 ANYWAY?

284. MAN, HE IS SO WEIRD!

285. HE DOESN'T LIKE LIZZIE.

286. THEN, SHE GIVES HIM A HELMET AND HE GOES RUNNING OFF WITH HER.

287. UH, WHAT KIND OF HELMET WAS IT?

288. IT'S BIG AND STUPID.

289. LIGHT BULBS ON IT.

290. BOYFRIEND HELMET.

291. WHAT? WHAT?

292. A BOYFRIEND HELMET.

293. THERE'S AN AD FOR ONE RIGHT HERE. LOOK.

294. "THE YES, DEAR 5000."

295. THEY SELL THESE THINGS?

296. WELL, THEY AIN'T CHEAP.

297. WITH THE VICTIM.

298. WE'VE GOT TO SAVE NUMBUH 1!

299. AAH! AAH!

300. HOLD UP, Y'ALL!

301. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS!

302. I KNOW WHERE I'D WANT TO GO BOYFRIEND.

303. COME ON! LET'S GO!

304. WHAT? WHAT'D I SAY?

305. OH, NIGEL.

306. TO BRING ME HERE.

307. I'VE EVER BEEN ON.

308. IT'S THE ONLY DATE I'VE EVER BEEN ON, BUT STILL...

309. THE LOVER'S SPECIAL.

310. OH, GOODY!

311. I CAN'T WAIT!

312. IT'S SO CUTE!

313. JUST LIKE US!

314. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, WE'LL BE GOING STEADY,

315. THEN WE'LL GET ENGAGED, MARRIED!

316. AND YOU WON'T EVER SEE

317. YOUR STUPID FRIENDS EVER, EVER AGAIN!

318. M-M-MY STUPID FRIENDS!

319. UH! BLAH! UGH!

320. Y-YES, D-D-DEAR.

321. MY STUPID FRIENDS AGAIN.

322. OH, NIGEY, I KNEW YOU'D AGREE.

323. I CAN'T WAIT TO REDECORATE THAT HORRIBLE TREE HOUSE OF YOURS.

324. WE'LL BE SO HAPPY THERE.

325. HEY, UH, MAÃœTRE DORK...

326. YOU GOT A TABLE FOR FIVE?

327. I AM SORRY.

328. BUT, UH, HAVE YOU ANY RESERVATIONS?

329. KISSY LIZZIE'S BUTT!

330. OUT OF THE WAY, CHUMP!

331. SACRé BLEU!

332. NIGEY...

333. TO RUIN OUR ROMANTICAL DATE.

334. DESTROY THEM!

335. YES, D-DEAR!

336. UGH!

337. AAH! RA-A-H!

338. ALL RIGHT, LET'S — HEY!

339. WHA! WHA!

340. NUMBUH 1...

341. YOU'RE BEING BRAINWASHED.

342. YOU GOT TO FIGHT IT.

343. YOU'RE J-JUST JEALOUS!

344. JEALOUS? DON'T HOLD YOUR BR—

345. WHAT? WHO-O-O-A!

346. I LOVE YOU.

347. NO, I LOVE YOU.

348. UGH!

349. NO, I LOVE YOU.

350. NO, I LOVE...

351. RAH! AAAH!

352. ALL RIGHT, NUMBUH 1. YOU ASKED FOR IT.

353. UGH!

354. UGH!

355. OH! AAH!

356. AAAAAAH!

357. UGH! OW!

358. MY HERO!

359. THERE'S THE SHOT! UGH!

360. WHOA!

361. NUMBUH 1! STOP! WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS!

362. GIRLFRIEND!

363. AAAAAH!

364. FREEZE, LOVER BOY!

365. AHH.

366. F-FOR YOU, DARLING.

367. OH, NIGEL!

368. ALL RIGHT, NUMBUH 1.

369. WE'RE TAKING YOU HOME NOW!

370. JUST TRY AND TAKE ME!

371. OH!

372. GIVE HIM EVERYTHING YOU GOT!

373. YA-A-A-H!

374. AAAAH!

375. AAAAH!

376. WE GOT HIM!

377. TARGET-ABDUCTION MANEUVER.

378. OH, NO!

379. I WON'T LET THEM TAKE YOU, NIGEL.

380. UH-OH. RUN!

381. YAH!

382. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. NOW, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?

383. I WAS JUST SAYING WE'RE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER!

384. MOI, MONSIEUR.

385. YOUR CHECK.

386. WHAT?

387. FOR A LOUSY STEAK?

388. UGH!

389. IT'S — IT'S — IT'S — IT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY!

390. UH-OH.

391. UGH.

392. OHH.

393. DON'T EVER USE ONE OF THOSE THINGS ON ME AGAIN, LIZZIE.

394. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?

395. UM... WANNA GET SOME ICE CREAM?

396. SURE!

397. I LIKE PISTACHIO ICE CREAM.

398. REALLY? SO DO I!

399. YOU'RE NEAT, NIGEL UNO.

400. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

401. 5...

402. 4...

403. 3...

404. 2...

405. 1.

406. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.