1. THE PRETENDER
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2. Forget it Ulrich,
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3. your saber may have some class,
but compared to my laser arrows,
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4. your monster count is way behind mine.
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5. Oh, yeah? I bet you forgot
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6. that my saber saved you
from a quick game over last time.
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7. You know what? I made up a little
statistics program
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8. that I'm using to record your performances
on Lyoko over the last few weeks.
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9. So tonight if you want, we can compare,
and see who's best. Okay?
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10. That's great. I really love stats.
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11. We'll finally have proof
of my superiority.
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12. But in any event, I've got something
that you'll never have, good buddy,
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13. and that's style.
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14. Style, my friend,
doesn't impress a Megatank.
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15. Hey, what's all this
about a Megatank, huh?
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16. You talking about a video game?
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17. Yeah.
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18. "Teddy Bear Heaven."
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19. Way too complicated for you.
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20. Very funny, Della Robbia.
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21. Huh, Ulrich, have you got a minute?
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22. Can I talk to you in private?
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23. - I'm listening.
- Hmm… Well, you're… Hmm…
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24. Yumi's best friend, aren't you?
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25. Yeah, I guess you might say that.
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26. Hmm… What I wanna say… hmm…
is that when I see Yumi,
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27. I mean… I mean, well…
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28. I'd like to… Do you remember
the episode of Hospital Horrors
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29. that was on last week?
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30. Huh? You'd like to give Yumi a transfusion
of a French poodle's blood?
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31. No, no. No, I mean at the end,
what happens between Stacy and Dr. Shrank.
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32. Listen, I don't remember
what happened at the end
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33. and I don't know
what you're talking about.
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34. And they've got pancakes for breakfast,
so hurry up, will you?
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35. You look happy for a change.
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36. What's going on? What did Johnny want?
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37. Just to talk.
He's totally flipped out over Yumi.
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38. That's adorable.
So what did you tell him?
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39. You did let him down gently
without laughing at him.
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40. You're kidding.
I wasn't gonna pass this up.
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41. I told him to follow her, 24 hours a day,
every day, non-stop.
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42. That wasn't very cool, Ulrich.
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43. Yumi hates to be followed around.
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44. She'll probably tell him to get lost.
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45. So, what if she does?
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46. You know Ulrich,
you can be a real jerk sometimes.
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47. Hey, come on,
it's just a little bit of hazing.
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48. I got hazed when I was in seventh grade.
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49. Hazing, huh?
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50. Sounds more like jealousy to me.
I don't believe it!
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51. You flip out even when Kiwi looks at Yumi.
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52. Hey, don't forget, Yumi and I are
just friends, and that's all.
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53. - Hmm?
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54. Hi Yumi.
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55. Hello.
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56. Do you mind if I sit down
next to you for a second, Yumi?
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57. - It's really nice to see you.
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58. That's great, but I happen to be reading.
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59. You know, I love to read too.
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60. I real all kinds of stuff,
books and magazines and comics.
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61. - Do you like comics?
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62. I like mangas best.
What about you?
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63. I'll bet you know some great ones.
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64. - Can you recommend any to me?
- No!
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65. See you. I'm going to lunch.
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66. I'll go with you.
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67. I like the idea of self-service,
don't you, huh?
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68. Oh, you're having salad? Great idea.
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69. Vegetables are good for you.
Lots of vitamins.
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70. I'm gonna have the…
Hey, wait for me!
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71. I can't believe that you like
brussels sprouts too.
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72. We have so much in common.
It's amazing!
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73. Hey,
don't forget that in Sector Five,
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74. I took out at least three Flying Mantas
in a matter of seconds.
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75. I don't trust your count.
You stink in math.
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76. I prefer Jeremy's stats.
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77. Where's your table?
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78. I'd really like to sit with you.
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79. - And I'd like to get some water!
- Hmm…
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80. How's it going, Johnny?
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81. I'm not sure, but I have the feeling
I'm getting on her nerves
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82. by following her.
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83. Oh, no. You know what girls are like.
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84. Come on, don't let it get you down, buddy.
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85. Now, when you guys get to the gym,
ask her for all kinds of advice.
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86. Okay.
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87. Great idea! Could I have some water?
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88. I think I got question two right.
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89. I said that China stretched over the large
river valleys of eastern Asia,
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90. like the Hoang-Ho,
the Yang-Tseu and the Si-Kiang.
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91. What about you, Odd?
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92. - How did you do on question three?
- Simple.
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93. I said China was the most populated
country in the world,
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94. with a billion people per square meter.
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95. You mean I got it wrong?
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96. I guess I was right
not to trust your stats, huh?
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97. Hey guys, have you noticed
all those birds. It's kind of bizarre.
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98. It reminds me of a film. A dumb flick
where the birds attack the heroes.
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99. It wasn't even scary.
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100. Fantastic!
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101. Johnny, you wouldn't be planning
on following me all over, all the time?
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102. Well, yeah.
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103. I saw the sign!
It was in their eyes. It's XANA!
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104. Hurry, they'll peck away at us
until there's nothing left!
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105. I take it all back.
It wasn't a dumb film after all.
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106. Head for the passage.
I'll try to lure them over to my side.
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107. Come on little birdies, over here.
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108. Odd, come on, we're here.
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109. Give me a second to finish
my acupuncture session.
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110. Incredible!
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111. I forget to check the Superscan
for a few hours, and bang, a XANA attack!
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112. Don't worry. Everything will be just fine
once we get the tower deactivated.
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113. Go on, your turn.
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114. - Odd? What?
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115. - A big flock of birds?
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116. - Oh, okay? I'll be right there.
- Yumi, wait up!
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117. No, don't follow me!
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118. Johnny, get going! It's me they're after!
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119. I don't believe it!
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120. We've been through worse.
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121. And besides, it's not every day
we have such a big audience.
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122. - We'll delay them.
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123. Head for the elevator. See you later.
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124. Over here… we're waiting.
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125. Ulrich, Odd, hurry up!
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126. Faster!
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127. I took out five of them. How about you?
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128. I don't know,
but if you're trying to cheat,
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129. don't forget that birds aren't
part of the stats,
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130. only monsters sent by XANA.
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131. Yumi's all on her own. I hope she's okay.
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132. There's no answer.
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133. Don't panic.
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134. I'll virtualize you in the vicinity
of the activated tower
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135. - and then I'll call Yumi.
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136. Too late.
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137. Transfer Ulrich.
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138. Transfer Aelita.
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139. Transfer Odd.
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140. Scanner Ulrich.
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141. Scanner Aelita. Scanner Odd.
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142. Virtualization.
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143. The activated
tower is south-southwest, in a crater.
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144. Start up the stats program,
Einstein.
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145. You're gonna cry when you see the results.
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146. I doubt it, buddy.
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147. And besides,
I don't cry when I get bad grades, do I?
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148. If you did,
you'd have drowned in your tears ages ago.
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149. You can start earning points now.
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150. XANA's sent you a big welcoming
party of crabs.
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151. Let's go, Ulrich.
I'll leave you the claws.
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152. We'll see about that.
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153. May the best man win,
and that's me. Banzai!
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154. - Cheater.
- Huh?
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155. Where are they? I don't see anything.
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156. Is that what you mean by… style?
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157. Go on then, see if you can do any better.
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158. What is all this about
crows with red eyes?
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159. But it's true, I swear.
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160. They flew into the gym and attacked Yumi.
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161. Look at the windows.
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162. There, you see?
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163. Yumi!
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164. Hello?
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165. Mr. Delmas?
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166. - Is that you?
Yes, it's me.
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167. Do you know where Yumi is?
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168. Yes, she's here in the tool shed,
and she's been hurt.
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169. Mr. Delmas,
we have to get her to the hospital.
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170. Listen Belpois,
I'm too busy to talk to you at this time.
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171. I've got to call an ambulance.
So hang up, please.
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172. Ulrich, Odd, Aelita, can you hear me?
Yumi's been hurt.
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173. I have to launch a return to the past.
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174. First, you've got to deactivate
the tower. Fast!
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175. Okay.
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176. Leave him to me.
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177. Impact!
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178. - Bull's eye.
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179. That's not fair.
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180. Ulrich and Odd,
would you mind concentrating?
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181. Do I have to remind you
there's a tower to deactivate
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182. if you want to save Yumi?
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183. Laser arrow!
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184. That's one less monster.
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185. Odd the great, the brave, the magnificent
has finally overcome his handicap
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186. and has now caught up with his opponent.
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187. - Temporarily of course, because Odd is—
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188. Oh no!
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189. So long, Odd the Mega.
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190. That wasn't fair.
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191. Careful Ulrich,
you're losing too many life points.
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192. Hey, Aelita, you're cheating!
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193. Yeah, I know but you guys
are just too clumsy!
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194. Nice one, Aelita.
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195. Tower deactivated.
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196. It's okay, Jeremy.
You can launch a return to the past now.
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197. - Jeremy?
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198. Can you make anything out of this attack
by birds with electric beaks, Jim?
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199. No… Hmm… Never seen
anything like it, sir… uh…
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200. except when I investigated
paranormal phenomena
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201. for a highly special
secret service section.
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202. - You did? I didn't know that.
- I did, but I'd rather not talk about it.
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203. It's a classified defense secret.
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204. Huh?
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205. I don't believe this! Jeremy!
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206. Aelita!
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207. Oh no!
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208. Ulrich, can you hear me?
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209. Jeremy is out cold.
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210. - The birds have attacked him.
Oh, great!
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211. XANA's captured Aelita.
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212. I've got hornets on my tail
and my saber's gone. Do something!
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213. I'd love to, but the supercomputer
programs aren't exactly my thing.
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214. I can try to get your saber back.
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215. - No!
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216. I don't believe it! Supersprint.
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217. You, you're still here?
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218. Sure I am. I wouldn't leave you, Yumi.
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219. Where did you get this stupid idea
to follow me from?
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220. From Ulrich.
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221. He said it was the best way
to get your attention,
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222. and so that's what I've been doing.
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223. I should've guessed it was him.
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224. He's not only jealous,
he's dumb.
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225. Ulrich is jealous?
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226. - But of what?
- Forget it.
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227. I don't have my saber, but I can run.
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228. ¡Olé!
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229. Odd, we can't take the chance of Aelita
going into the way tower.
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230. You've gotta try to launch
a return in time.
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231. I thought we were never to do that
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232. when she's under XANA's control.
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233. - ¡Olé!
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234. At least try to program me a saber.
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235. I'm almost there. And here we… go!
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236. Great, Odd.
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237. Huh? Okay, I take that back.
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238. Hmm… Sorry.
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239. Let me see,
how are we gonna get out of this one?
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240. It's time for some strong arm tactics!
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241. Huh?
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242. Beginning to get on my nerves!
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243. Oh, you missed.
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244. Missed again. Tough break.
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245. Come on Jeremy,
this is the tenth slap!
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246. Don't tell me you need a real smash!
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247. Odd, are you crazy or what?
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248. Yumi!
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249. I'm gonna let you through, Aelita.
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250. One, and two, but…
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251. Oh, no!
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252. Hang in there, Yumi.
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253. Ulrich, I'm ready for action again.
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254. Tell me what's going on.
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255. Do you need help?
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256. Too late.
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257. Come on, Aelita,
this is no time to drag your feet.
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258. Huh… What do we have here?
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259. Adolescent girl, about fourteen,
multiple injuries, unconscious.
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260. - It's all over.
For the Desert Sector, yes.
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261. For Yumi, I hope not, so move it.
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262. - Return to the past now.
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263. Very funny, Della Robbia.
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264. - Well?
It's okay.
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265. - Yumi's gonna be fine.
- Phew!
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266. Yeah, but she knows about what you told
Johnny to do, and she's furious.
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267. Don't say we didn't warn you.
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268. Ulrich, Ulrich,
have you got a minute?
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269. Can I talk to you… in private?
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270. No problem.
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271. Oh, well, well, you see…
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272. Huh… When I see Yumi, I well huh…
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273. Okay, I get it.
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274. You like her, and you don't know
how to get her to notice you, right?
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275. - That's it, but how did you guess?
- Instinct.
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276. There's one thing that can't fail.
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277. - Sure?
- She's gonna love it. Trust me.
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278. Now, you've gotta go find her,
and tell her this…
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279. Okay, right, huh…
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280. "Ulrich is a really dumb jerk,
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281. and he wants to apologize for
pulling such a stupid stunt."
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282. Okay, well, why don't you sit down?
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283. We can study together.
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284. To… Together? Like us?
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285. Like you and me? Together?
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286. Why not?
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287. Wow! That Ulrich really rocks!
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288. I guess.
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289. Hey guys, I've got the latest
stats on the Lyoko battles.
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290. Ready to eat your hat, good buddy?
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291. You're the one who's not gonna
be able to digest this.
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292. The Lyoko warrior who has outclassed
all the others is… Aelita!
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293. I don't believe in statistics.
They don't mean a thing.
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294. That's not the way to determine
a real Lyoko hero.
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295. Yeah. For once I agree
with you, Odd.
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296. Yeah!
Yeah!
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