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was blaring shitty Metallica all night.
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Exodus's Bonded by Blood,
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you don't know the genre.
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you crashing here, right?
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an unemployed man baby on probation.
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I have somewhere important to be today.
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Congratulations. Good for you.
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take your perfect circle of a body
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They're not Frisbees. Different disc.
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- That's right. I forgot, Raymond.
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Stink-Ray!
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- Hey.
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Let the rich kids have their stupid party.
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from the old Bud commercials?
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Probably weren't even born.
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to see you. Dieter, how's your mom doing?
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You could've had a really cool stepdad.
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104. Yeah, this is a test.
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the mozzarella? You're gonna dry it out.
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108. - You're losing the juice!
- I'm making bruschetta.
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so the bread don't get soggy.
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- I'll bite your fat fingers off!
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- Louie's sister's more Louie than Louie.
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maybe we take him to a professional.
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can we keep your mom out of this?
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122. I'm gonna swap 'em out
for something a little more appropriate.
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My house is your house.
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- Amanda. Welcome.
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- Hi.
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- I'm fine.
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Let's get the LaRussos together. Anthony!
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- Oh.
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He's grounded? What happened?
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- Even Louie can get in the picture.
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- Don't you have a phone?
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in for a boring night.
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after-party got canceled.
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in some middle school fight.
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- Oh, I'll get back in time.
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- Hi!
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- Uh, Cousin Vanessa.
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than Marisa Tomei Junior.
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I'm gonna make you eat those words.
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230. - Hey, Ness! Nessa! Come here!
- Louie.
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- That's too bad.
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or full-blown IGD.
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Second door on the left.
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I don't wanna talk to him.
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Breaking and entering, are we?
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You know it well.
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some things we didn't realize, but... no.
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these "things," as you call them,
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- But not too, too much. Just...
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- Hm.
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on throwing from your glass house?
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of anything bigger than a goldfish.
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- Mm-hm.
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293. Sorry. Nope.
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- That's right.
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You may have heard of it.
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- Mm-hm.
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- Sorry, you scared me.
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I'm trying to rejoin Cobra Kai.
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319. I gotta get back.
The slow dance is when I make my move.
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- Thank you.
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I had to teach myself.
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- What?
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- Yeah.
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let's check out the rest of the house.
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I learned my lesson.
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- Okay. Grab me one too. I'll find snacks.
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What's going on? Guys, turn it back on.
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trying to get some sleep.
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It's fine. He's my neighbor. Hey.
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You weren't invited.
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and I am gonna call the cops. Ow!
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Stingray, Stingray, Stingray!
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Stingray, Stingray, Stingray, Stingray!
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why these consequences are necessary.
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into the person we know you are, Anthony.
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I'm looking forward to the tournament.
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Okay? Screw Cobra Kai.
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It barely has games. This doesn't count!
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- Quiet!
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and do as you're told, and if you don't,
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for a rough ride
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424. because I am done playing games with you.
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425. Do you understand me?
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426. Yes.
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427. You better.
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428. Seems like
you're always behind me in line.
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429. First Miguel, now Robby.
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430. I have a half-eaten cupcake
if you want some.
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431. You know, I'd kick your ass,
but I promised your mom that I wouldn't.
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432. Stay the hell away from my family.
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433. Sorry.
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434. I don't take orders
from tiny, little bitches.
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435. Sam, stop!
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436. What are you doing?
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437. What Johnny said!
Not taking her shit anymore!
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438. - No!
- Get off of me!
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439. - No!
- Let me go!
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440. - Get off her!
- Stop!
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441. You think I broke your heart?
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442. You broke mine too!
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443. Oh!
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444. You think my dad cares about you?
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445. He's trying to feel better
for screwing up with me!
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446. Oh, we're jumping in the pool?
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447. This is the greatest night of my life!
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448. Cannonball!
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449. Wow, you managed to stay dry.
Can you help me out?
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450. What was that?
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451. Tonight was supposed to be
for you and me. You ruined it!
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452. What? What? Why are you taking her side?
Same reason you've been staring at her?
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453. Let's not talk about
the moment you had with Robby, huh?
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454. I wanna go home.
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455. Me too.
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456. Sensei, you got a second to talk?
I've been having a real rough night.
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457. You around?
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458. Oh shit.
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459. Not again.
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460. Sensei!
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461. Oh, come inside, come inside.
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462. Okay.
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463. - What happened? Why'd you drink so much?
- Old man can kick.
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464. I don't know what that means.
Let's get you up. Come on.
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465. Oh.
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466. Put your legs up. There you go.
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467. Okay.
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468. Okay.
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469. Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no!
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470. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- You're fine. I was already wet.
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471. - Me too.
- Okay.
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472. From pee.
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473. Gross.
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474. Okay. Look, um, you're good here.
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475. I'm going to bed.
We can talk in the morning.
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476. Wait, wait, listen, listen.
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477. I want... I wanna be a father to you.
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478. I really do.
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479. I try to protect you.
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480. I try to be there for you.
I just suck at it. I really suck at it.
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481. But I want to so bad.
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482. You're doing just fine.
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483. I love you.
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484. I love you too, Robby.
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485. That hook kick was awesome.
Did you throw that blind?
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486. I could throw that in my sleep.
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487. But I think the highlight of my night
was still your dance moves.
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488. Thanks. It's a good thing
we practiced that twirl, it came in handy.
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489. I can't believe
Sensei Silver let us borrow this car.
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490. Yeah, I know.
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491. Gotta return it tomorrow, though, so...
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492. Same with this.
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493. Nice!
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494. Hopefully, it's all dry by then.
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495. I guess we should get our money's worth.
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496. - Hey, see Sam yet?
- No, she's still conked out in her room.
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497. Hm.
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498. Anthony?
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499. What are you doing?
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500. I was just, uh, taking out the trash.
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501. You're just taking out the trash?
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502. Without anybody asking?
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503. For the first time in your whole life?
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504. Listen, I, uh...
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505. I screwed up, okay?
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506. I did some dumb things to that kid
and it went way too far.
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507. Okay? And...
And I really do feel bad about it.
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508. I heard what you said, Dad,
and, you know, maybe I could help out,
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509. you know, in the dealership
or hang out in the dojo again,
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510. if-if that's cool?
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511. Yeah, well, that's, um...
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512. That would be cool.
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513. Well, I don't know what kind
of Miyagi magic you pulled, but
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514. it worked.
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515. Questioning you?
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516. Questioning you? No mercy.
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517. Bullshit. I proved my loyalty.
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518. Oh! Hey, hey, hey! Mr. Vice Sensei.
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519. How goes it? Ooh, is that a Technogym?
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520. I think Dwayne Johnson
has one of those in his bathroom.
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521. Hey! What do you think you're doing?
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522. Sensei Kreese was clear. Get the hell out.
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523. I don't mean to be disrespectful,
but I think he's incorrect.
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524. You ask any of the students here,
uh, what they think of Stingray,
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525. and th-they want me on the team, sir.
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526. So you wanna be Cobra Kai?
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527. Yes, Sensei.
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528. I've already proven myself to my peers,
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529. but now I'm gonna
prove myself to you, sir.
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530. How bad do you want it?
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531. I want it more than anything else in
the world, sir. It's literally all I want.
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532. It's all I think about.
I-I'll do anything, please.
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533. You wanna be Cobra Kai?
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534. Ooh. So you wanna be Cobra Kai, huh?
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535. You wanna be Cobra Kai?
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536. You wanna be Cobra Kai?
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537. You wanna be Cobra Kai?
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