1. Who's ready to see Caltech,
the most exclusive of the techs?Copy !req
2. Gooo Beavers!Copy !req
3. Thanks again for asking
your sister to show us her lab.Copy !req
4. I know you two aren't close.
It's fine!Copy !req
5. I mean, yes,
my sister's a prodigyCopy !req
6. who's upstaged me since birth,
but whatever.Copy !req
7. Olivia got first place
at the science fair.Copy !req
8. Very good, Bridgette.Copy !req
9. But look what Olivia painted.Copy !req
10. How come you didn't
come out that fast?Copy !req
11. Duh, the birth canal's way
bigger the second time.Copy !req
12. Obviously.Copy !req
13. Hey, sis.Copy !req
14. Can't believe you
actually made it.Copy !req
15. Hello, everyone!Copy !req
16. Hi, Mrs. Hashima!Copy !req
17. And thanks so much
for having us, Olivia.Copy !req
18. She's Doctor Olivia now.Copy !req
19. Ugh.
She's not a real doctor.Copy !req
20. She just stayed in school
too long.Copy !req
21. Would a fake doctor
have her own building?Copy !req
22. Awesome!
Wow!
Cool!Copy !req
23. Seriously?Copy !req
24. Don't worry Bridgette,
mom bought you a building, too.Copy !req
25. Thanks.Copy !req
26. So, this is where
the magic happens.Copy !req
27. Whoa.Copy !req
28. And by magic,
I mean advanced chemistry.Copy !req
29. Ooh, complimentary mints!Copy !req
30. Uhp! Careful.Copy !req
31. This "mint" is my
"Intelli-pill,"Copy !req
32. an experimental supplementCopy !req
33. I'm developing
for cognitive enhancement.Copy !req
34. That means
it makes you smarter.Copy !req
35. Ugh, we get it.Copy !req
36. You're a nerd.Copy !req
37. Olivia's even
getting interviewedCopy !req
38. about her pill on TV.Copy !req
39. Just some chats
with Robin Roberts.Copy !req
40. Dr. Sanjay Gupta.Copy !req
41. Sam Snood.Copy !req
42. Sam Snood the science dude?Copy !req
43. I could get you
into the taping.Copy !req
44. Uh, yes, puhlease!Copy !req
45. Uh, I mean, Candice
is a huge Snood-head.Copy !req
46. Big whoop. A kids' show?Copy !req
47. What have you been up to,
Bridgette?Copy !req
48. Uh, well, I've had some big
developments over at Instagram.Copy !req
49. Lotta likes. Wow.Copy !req
50. That's impressive
for someone your age.Copy !req
51. 26 is like 70
in influencer years.Copy !req
52. She's actually
very popular.Copy !req
53. She has a few thousand followers.Copy !req
54. 8,305,Copy !req
55. but it might've gone up
since I started this sentence.Copy !req
56. Bots.
Hmm.Copy !req
57. How many followers
do you have?Copy !req
58. Does it really matter?Copy !req
59. Isn't it great that both
of your daughtersCopy !req
60. have their own
things going on?Copy !req
61. A little competition
never hurts.Copy !req
62. Pressure makes diamonds!Copy !req
63. That's how I pushed Olivia
to become scientist of the year.Copy !req
64. Oh, that was for some conference
I went to in Ljubljana.Copy !req
65. Bet you don't even know
where that is?Copy !req
66. Why would I if
I can just look it up?Copy !req
67. How do you spell it?Copy !req
68. Yeah.Copy !req
69. Did you hear the one about the
store being run by a neutron?Copy !req
70. No charge.Copy !req
71. What a dumb store.Copy !req
72. I'll show them smart.Copy !req
73. Huh?
I guess it doesn't work.Copy !req
74. Aagh!Copy !req
75. Mind on fire.Copy !req
76. Hypotenuse!Copy !req
77. Parthenogenesis!Copy !req
78. "Star Trek" continuity!Copy !req
79. You know, maybe you shouldn't be
so hard on Bridgette.Copy !req
80. She's really
trying her best.Copy !req
81. Oh, you millennial parents.Copy !req
82. You'd prefer I celebrate
mediocrity?Copy !req
83. What?
We don't do that.Copy !req
84. Look, dad,
I'm a scientician!Copy !req
85. Aw, what a little genius.Copy !req
86. You're a regular
Alfred Einstein!Copy !req
87. Ljubljana is in Slovenia!Copy !req
88. Now that's more like it.Copy !req
89. Okay, so she learned to Google,
big deal.Copy !req
90. Bridge, are you alright?Copy !req
91. I think I need to go home.Copy !req
92. Ohhhkay, thank you both,
but we should go.Copy !req
93. Science is hard to breathe.Copy !req
94. One day you'll be
running this place.Copy !req
95. No!Copy !req
96. My bangs are too short!Copy !req
97. Anyone know how many grams
are in an ounce?Copy !req
98. Asking for a friend who's
weighing something super legal.Copy !req
99. 28.35!Copy !req
100. How did I know that?Copy !req
101. The Intelli-pill!Copy !req
102. I...Copy !req
103. I'm smart.Copy !req
104. Guess I'm doing
burrito Popsicle for lunch.Copy !req
105. Yuhmuh!Copy !req
106. This novel is shit!Copy !req
107. Make Rothgar
a secret Visigoth.Copy !req
108. Oh, my God.
That solves the whole thing!Copy !req
109. Ooh!
These stupid boxes!Copy !req
110. There you go!Copy !req
111. Now back to opening emails
from people I don't know.Copy !req
112. Who knew being so
smart could be useful.Copy !req
113. Hi Bridgette, so...Copy !req
114. Olivia's TV interview
is tomorrow.Copy !req
115. Will you be there?
I'd love if you came,Copy !req
116. unless you're too busy
learning how to read.Copy !req
117. Hello?Copy !req
118. Earth to Bridgette.Copy !req
119. I'll show you a pill.Copy !req
120. One thousand milligrams
of bio-optimized,Copy !req
121. quick-release nootropic
cognitive enhancement.Copy !req
122. Science, bitch!Copy !req
123. So you're telling me
that if I take your pill,Copy !req
124. I'll be Sam Snood the...Copy !req
125. Genius Dude?Copy !req
126. That's right, Sam.
Here it is...Copy !req
127. The Intelli-pill!Copy !req
128. Wow, cool pill...Copy !req
129. if you like bullshit!Copy !req
130. Hit it, Alex!Copy !req
131. Behold! Mind-agra!Copy !req
132. No. But how...Copy !req
133. Bitch took my pill!Copy !req
134. Mom! She stole my pill
and reverse engineered it!Copy !req
135. Do something!
Like what?Copy !req
136. It's about time
Bridgette did something useful.Copy !req
137. Hey!Copy !req
138. I... understand!Copy !req
139. I did it!
I proved the Riemann hypothesis,Copy !req
140. the most important unsolved
problem in pure mathematics!Copy !req
141. Eat shit, Riemann!Copy !req
142. Olivia! Olivia! Olivia!Copy !req
143. It's on!Copy !req
144. I can see the Internet!Copy !req
145. I can manipulate gravity!Copy !req
146. Don't worry,
I'll keep this short.Copy !req
147. Like your bangs?Copy !req
148. I'll kill you!Copy !req
149. Science is awesome!Copy !req
150. You were nothing
before my pill!Copy !req
151. At least my selfies don't get
a median average of 14 likes!Copy !req
152. Maybe try better lighting!Copy !req
153. At least I'm not a failure
who needs to go back to school!Copy !req
154. Whoo!Copy !req
155. In theory, this should be hot,
but I am not enjoying myself.Copy !req
156. Stop fighting!
You love each other!Copy !req
157. Do something!
They'll listen to you.Copy !req
158. You're right.Copy !req
159. Keep going, girls!Copy !req
160. Winner gets a new house!Copy !req
161. At last, I don't have to live
in your shadow anymore!Copy !req
162. No, I'm no longer
living in your shadow!Copy !req
163. Pressure... makes...Copy !req
164. diamonds!Copy !req
165. Huh?Copy !req
166. Why couldn't you have been
Prom Queen?Copy !req
167. Why can't you explore
abstract ideas like your sister?Copy !req
168. Not until she's quiet
like her sister.Copy !req
169. I stole your pill because Mom
always made meCopy !req
170. feel dumb compared to you.Copy !req
171. I always tried to outdo you
because Mom told meCopy !req
172. I wasn't popular
and "cool" like you.Copy !req
173. I'm sorry.Copy !req
174. I'm sorry, too!Copy !req
175. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
176. Living in each other's shadows
is what pushes you to greatness!Copy !req
177. You've pitted us
against each other for years.Copy !req
178. We had to go
full evil geniusCopy !req
179. in order to realize that
we don't need to compete.Copy !req
180. Yeah, and your whole
"pressure makes diamonds"Copy !req
181. thing is creepy, sorry.Copy !req
182. And inaccurate.Copy !req
183. You also need carbon, heat, time...Copy !req
184. well, it worked, didn't it?Copy !req
185. I made you into diamonds.Copy !req
186. Big, brainy,
accomplished diamonds.Copy !req
187. But it does warm my heart
to see you two getting along.Copy !req
188. Hmm.Copy !req
189. I'd take a picture but you
both still look like freaks.Copy !req
190. Oh, God!
Oh, right.Copy !req
191. We need to make an antidote
soon or our heads will explode.Copy !req
192. Little kink I forgot
to work out.Copy !req
193. Let's go to my lab.Copy !req
194. And while we're at it, we can
invent a chill pill for mom.Copy !req
195. What?
I'm super chill.Copy !req
196. Now, that's how you
raise children.Copy !req
197. Call me if you need any tips
with that one.Copy !req
198. We're good.Copy !req