1. Ugh.
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3. Ah! I must've scratched the DVD
when I used it as a coaster.
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4. Okay. The serve.
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in the love letter
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to keep your aim true.
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Oh!
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you're up.
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your excuses, Goose!
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let's check out
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in the quad.
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with a Russian MiG.
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19. Dean Stapleton: When I said
you could coach PE this summer,
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base it on "Top Gun."
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of a serve, pal,
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our elderly students
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You're out.
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for me right now.
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Deciphering Runes and..."
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32. You're right.
It's Viking bullshit.
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as a community college
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what can I do?
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you'll find something.
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deliver newspapers.
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not listening?
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Loved that one
about the thing.
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college professor,
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other than a college professor.
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Yeah!
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"He is. I promise!"
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so I cut him off with,
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We'll see you tomorrow."
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and responsib—
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everything except technology"?
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past Ezra?
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in TV installation.
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to people who lie to him.
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keep it from Ezra.
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I-I-I didn't see you there.
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and your little friend Alex
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- a customer's dog up to Wi-
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They filed a complaint!
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you were qualified for this job.
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don't worry.
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You guys gotta help me.
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and that's with a paycheck.
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keep my own job.
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when we first started.
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you didn't know the difference
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and foil cables?
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all that porn
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to all of us.
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without thinking of you guys.
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are gonna help Alex,
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using these.
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under his employee number.
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- Man, we nailed it!
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- Yeah, man!
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reviews today, boys.
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a car stereo in Anaheim
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a security system in Palmdale?
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with traffic.
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pimped three rides in an hour.
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my new team leader.
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with your expertise
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a huge job.
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wants us to install
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on Sunset Boulevard.
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reminding drivers
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on the road.
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That's epic!
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the guy so great at his job
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shut up about it.
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this guy in action
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vindictive eyes.
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A.R. goggles, remember?
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didn't tamper with those.
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what he's doing?
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and work your way down.
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- Whoo!
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- Whoo!
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We believe in you, Alex!
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- Oh.
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- Oh, yeah!
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- We're good.
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look like a Tom Cruise movie.
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our own stunts?
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you were incredible.
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pilots of our own blue skies,
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