Close Enough 3x6

Directed by J.G. Quintel • Calvin Wong

Eugene Cordero as Dante (voice) • Seth Morris as Anders (voice) • James Adomian as Ezra (voice)

Josh gets Alex hired at Plugger-Inners for the summer but struggles to hide Alex’s incompetence from the boss.

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1. Ugh.

2. Ugggh!

3. Ah! I must've scratched the DVD when I used it as a coaster.

4. Okay. The serve.

5. This is the opening line in the love letter

6. that is your volleyball game.

7. Hit it hard and straight to keep your aim true.

8. Ah-gahhhhh!

9. It is good to be the dean. Oh!

10. Ooh!

11. Okay, your turn.

12. Uh, uh, Goose, you're up.

13. My name is Helen.

14. I've had enough of your excuses, Goose!

15. Come on, guys, let's check out

16. that new fro-yo stand in the quad.

17. Oh, well, don't come crying to me

18. when you're in a dog fight with a Russian MiG.

19. Dean Stapleton: When I said you could coach PE this summer,

20. I didn't think you would base it on "Top Gun."

21. Please call me Jester.

22. You have one hell of a serve, pal,

23. but two of our elderly students

24. need hip replacement replacements.

25. I'm sorry, Alex. You're out.

26. Please, Dean Stapleton,

27. money is very tight for me right now.

28. I need this job. Nah.

29. I'll see you in the fall

30. for whatever Viking bullshit you teach.

31. Uh, it's actually "Intro to Deciphering Runes and..."

32. You're right. It's Viking bullshit.

33. If I can't keep a job as a community college

34. PE coach, what can I do?

35. Alex, you'll find something.

36. You could always deliver newspapers.

37. Or pick up trash.

38. Or... start a podcast.

39. Um, I have a podcast, guys.

40. "Comedy Dorp Dorp"?

41. I'm on episode 177!

42. Are you guys not listening?

43. Oh, right. Loved that one about the thing.

44. Forget it. Like every other college professor,

45. I'm incapable of being anything other than a college professor.

46. - Wait. Plugger- - Inners is always looking for temp employees.

47. Really? Yeah!

48. I'll call my boss right now.

49. Ezra, it's Josh!

50. Mm-hmm, yeah, he is.

51. I promise.

52. Okay, sounds good. We'll see you tomorrow.

53. What just happened?

54. Ezra assumed I wanted to help get someone a job

55. since I've never, ever called him,

56. so he said, "He'd better be good!"

57. Then I said, "He is. I promise!"

58. And he kept going on, so I cut him off with,

59. "Okay, sounds good. We'll see you tomorrow."

60. You shouldn't interrupt your boss.

61. We have a family and responsib—

62. New lunch buddy alert!

63. Yeah!

64. Ha-ha!

65. Guys! Say hi to Alex.

66. Josh? Is this the Alex who still uses a flip phone?

67. The friend who you said,

68. "knows everything about everything except technology"?

69. How'd you get him past Ezra?

70. I may have told Ezra that Alex

71. got his doctorate from M.I.T. in TV installation.

72. Okay, I just hope Ezra doesn't find out.

73. You know what he does to people who lie to him.

74. Well...

75. we'll just have to keep it from Ezra.

76. Wow!

77. When did TVs get so flat?

78. Aaah!

79. Good day in the field, boys?

80. Ezra! I-I-I didn't see you there.

81. Josh, it says here that you and your little friend Alex

82. successfully hooked - a customer's dog up to Wi- - Fi?

83. Great work.

84. Really?

85. No! They filed a complaint!

86. And so did the dog.

87. He sent a tweet.

88. When Josh asked me to hire you,

89. he gave me very distinct "Mm-hmm,"

90. which led me to believe you were qualified for this job.

91. Alex just had an off day.

92. But he's a pro, don't worry.

93. I've got my eye on you.

94. All of you!

95. Mm! Mm!

96. Oh, boy. You guys gotta help me.

97. I can't lose this job.

98. I already live in a closet, and that's with a paycheck.

99. I don't know, man.

100. I'm just trying to keep my own job.

101. We all needed help when we first started.

102. Anders, remember when you didn't know the difference

103. between shielding cables and foil cables?

104. H-How could I forget?

105. Or Dante, when you downloaded all that porn

106. - using a client's Wi- - Fi?

107. We said it belonged to all of us.

108. I can never watch porn without thinking of you guys.

109. All of us are gonna help Alex,

110. and we're going to do it using these.

111. We can log our house calls under his employee number.

112. Do I get one?

113. Yep.

114. Aww.

115. Let's roll.

116. - Yes! - Man, we nailed it!

117. - Total! - Yeah, man!

118. Aaah!

119. You got some interesting reviews today, boys.

120. How did Alex install a car stereo in Anaheim

121. at the exact same time

122. he was wiring a security system in Palmdale?

123. I got really lucky with traffic.

124. And it says here that you pimped three rides in an hour.

125. That's statistically unpimpable.

126. I told you, he's the best.

127. Mmmmmmm.

128. Okay!

129. I think I've finally found my new team leader.

130. Congrats, Alex.

131. You're promoted.

132. Oh. Oh, um...

133. It's perfect timing.

134. We could really use a man with your expertise

135. since we just landed a huge job.

136. What huge job?

137. The City of Los Angeles wants us to install

138. a massive billboard on Sunset Boulevard.

139. It's going to play a video reminding drivers

140. to keep their eyes on the road.

141. That's not a big job. That's epic!

142. Good thing we have Alex, the guy so great at his job

143. none of you will shut up about it.

144. Can't wait to finally watch this guy in action

145. with my own judgmental, vindictive eyes.

146. Good. Lock it in.

147. I don't know if this is gonna work.

148. It's gonna work.

149. We gave Alex those A.R. goggles, remember?

150. Alex?

151. You've got this.

152. By the way, I definitely didn't tamper with those.

153. Josh! You sure he knows what he's doing?

154. Alex knows what he's doing.

155. A total pro.

156. Okay, Alex, wrench your nuts till they're tight as hell.

157. Start at the top and work your way down.

158. Come on. Agh!

159. Mm.

160. We did it!

161. - Big screen, baby! - Whoo!

162. Guys, we're going to the Cheesecake Factory!

163. - Alright! Yeah! - Whoo!

164. What is that place?

165. Why would they make that button?

166. Guys! What do I do?

167. Alex! All you gotta do is hit the left cable winch button!

168. Oh, God! How am I gonna do that?

169. Just hit the up arrow!

170. Just hit the up arrow?

171. Uh, uh, think, Alex.

172. Hey! Agh!

173. Come on, Alex, use your head.

174. Ah!

175. Ah-gahhhhh!

176. Oh!

177. Huh.

178. I'll see you in the fall

179. for whatever Viking bullshit you teach.

180. Aaaah!

181. You can do it! We believe in you, Alex!

182. Hahhh!

183. - Whoa! - Oh.

184. Ah-gahhhhh!

185. - Whoa! - Oh, yeah!

186. - Ah! - We're good.

187. Whoo!

188. Thank you again, Maverick.

189. Ugh!

190. Oooh.

191. Wowie zowie!

192. You guys make installing a TV look like a Tom Cruise movie.

193. Because we do our own stunts?

194. No, because it's "Risky Business."

195. And you — you were incredible.

196. Hell, after a stunt like that, you should be my boss.

197. Uh, I can't.

198. See, the fall semester is starting back up,

199. and that's where I really belong.

200. We all have to be the fighter pilots of our own blue skies,

201. and for me, that's teaching Viking mythology

202. to a group of students who are only in it

203. for an easy two credits.

204. Give the money to these guys.

205. They're the real heroes.

206. Nobody is getting a raise.