1. Unh! Ha ha!Copy !req
2. Sun's out, bun's out!Copy !req
3. Oh, man! I can't wait to sink
my teeth into some —Copy !req
4. Hinano's
world famous burgers!Copy !req
5. We better hit it. You know
the line's gonna be long.Copy !req
6. While we're on the boardwalk,
you and Pearle have fun, okay?Copy !req
7. No doy!
Sandcastles rule!Copy !req
8. Y'all do your thing.
Candice is safe here with me.Copy !req
9. Ooh!
This could be the chimney!Copy !req
10. Ow! What the hell?Copy !req
11. Ha ha!
Classic Venice!Copy !req
12. Come on, Pearle!
Get in here!Copy !req
13. Sandcastles
are so much fun!Copy !req
14. Sometimes.Copy !req
15. Castling can make your day.Copy !req
16. Or break your spirit.Copy !req
17. So...
you in or out?Copy !req
18. Whoa!
How'd you do that?Copy !req
19. Heh.
Maybe I still got it.Copy !req
20. Well, well, well.Copy !req
21. Hello, Pearle.Copy !req
22. Didn't think you'd show
your face back hereCopy !req
23. since I humiliated you
63 years ago.Copy !req
24. Sam "The Sandman" Sanders!Copy !req
25. Don't you know there's no trash
allowed on the beach?Copy !req
26. If you're here for
the sandcastle competition,Copy !req
27. forget about it!Copy !req
28. My grandson, Little Sandy, and I
are taking home the gold!Copy !req
29. Come at me, bro!Copy !req
30. Nothing's getting in the way
of an undefeated Sanders legacy!Copy !req
31. I didn't even know
there was a competition.Copy !req
32. I only build for fun now.Copy !req
33. "Fun"? What do we say
about fun, Little Sandy?Copy !req
34. It's for losers, and that's why
I'm not allowed to have any!Copy !req
35. I have so many questions.Copy !req
36. There was a time in my life
when I castled, Candice.Copy !req
37. And I castled hard.Copy !req
38. It was the height
of the sandcastle craze.Copy !req
39. And I was a star of the circuit!Copy !req
40. I was the best of the best.Copy !req
41. I built my most ambitious
creation yet.Copy !req
42. But competitive castling
brought out my worstCopy !req
43. Wow!
Mom!Copy !req
44. You're ruining
everything!Copy !req
45. But, honey,
I'm just trying to help.Copy !req
46. I became a monster.Copy !req
47. Get out of here, Mom!Copy !req
48. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
49. Further.Copy !req
50. Further!Copy !req
51. Further!Copy !req
52. But, honey,
I'm just trying...Copy !req
53. to help!
Ugh!Copy !req
54. Nooooo!Copy !req
55. I would have won if I could have
just kept myself under control.Copy !req
56. The stress
was just too much.Copy !req
57. I only build for fun now,Copy !req
58. and I've made my peace
with that.Copy !req
59. Or you could make peace
with crushingCopy !req
60. those jerks
in the competition!Copy !req
61. That would fill an Eiffel
Tower-shaped hole in my heart!Copy !req
62. Not literally. My heart's
surprisingly healthy.Copy !req
63. Okay! I'm in!Copy !req
64. Kicking their butts
is gonna be so much fun!Copy !req
65. Ha!Copy !req
66. Let's show these newbies
how you really wait in line.Copy !req
67. Line's moving.
Oh. Right.Copy !req
68. So here's the plan.
You start doing stuff,Copy !req
69. and I'll go
collect the shells.Copy !req
70. Stuff? This isn't
amateur hour, Candice!Copy !req
71. This is the real deal!Copy !req
72. But I thought —Copy !req
73. I came out of retirementCopy !req
74. for one reason
and one reason only —Copy !req
75. to beat Sanders
once and for all!Copy !req
76. So, the whole high five,
"so much fun" thing...?Copy !req
77. There'll be time for fun
when we beat 'em to a pulp.Copy !req
78. Ladies and gentleman...Copy !req
79. uh-let's get ready
to shove-e-e-e-l!Copy !req
80. Here comes
the first round of competitors.Copy !req
81. Yeah. Real fun.Copy !req
82. And now
the King of the BeachCopy !req
83. will fire
the ceremonial starter pistol.Copy !req
84. Oh, yeah.
Here we go.Copy !req
85. Oh! These burgz are gonna
be so friggin' juice-ay!Copy !req
86. It's 'cause they use that beer
and apple-fed Wagyu meat, man.Copy !req
87. The Kobe of Kobe beef.Copy !req
88. Oh, thweet!
You got burgerth.Copy !req
89. You got
your tongue pierced?Copy !req
90. What are you —
16 and mad at your dad?Copy !req
91. No!Copy !req
92. But acthually,
pleathe don't tell my dad.Copy !req
93. Aw, man!
They forgot the ketchup!Copy !req
94. Aah!Copy !req
95. Everybody stay calm.Copy !req
96. Okay, okay. Stay cool.
Everybody be cool.Copy !req
97. No reason to fly off,
you little trash bird.Copy !req
98. Get back here
with my burgers!Copy !req
99. Hey!Copy !req
100. Whoa-oa-oa!Copy !req
101. Oh, my God, guys!
Are you okay?Copy !req
102. So typical, with yourCopy !req
103. "international landmarks"
and "perfect lines."Copy !req
104. But don't forget —
once a hot head...Copy !req
105. Always a hot head!
Yeah!Copy !req
106. I don't know how much
more of this I can take.Copy !req
107. There's no quittin'
in castlin'!Copy !req
108. Now pick up that barber's brush
and start smoothin'!Copy !req
109. Well, I don't know
about you, Bob,Copy !req
110. but I'm having
a Taj Ma-ball over here!Copy !req
111. You can say that again,
Quentin!Copy !req
112. Pearle nails those
chamfered edges with precision.Copy !req
113. Sand dunk! Heh.Copy !req
114. And look at the way she rounds
the edges of that dome tower!Copy !req
115. Pearle's Girls
take the lead!Copy !req
116. What? Huh...Copy !req
117. Shucky ducky, baby!
Ho-oh, alright!Copy !req
118. Wah!Copy !req
119. Whoa!Copy !req
120. Unh!Copy !req
121. Oh! Heh!
Alright!Copy !req
122. Bah! Never send a hippie
to do a beach bum's job!Copy !req
123. Bring it on,
you sundried potato!Copy !req
124. Uh-oh!
Looks like these old rivalsCopy !req
125. are having a heated conversation...Copy !req
126. with their fists!Copy !req
127. Which is
entirely allowed.Copy !req
128. Competitive sandcastling
has surprisingly few rules.Copy !req
129. Keep on building,
Candice!Copy !req
130. - Hyah!
- Wah!Copy !req
131. Hah!Copy !req
132. You know,
I gotta tell you, Q.Copy !req
133. Nothing I like more
than senior-citizen combat.Copy !req
134. Without it, these
sandcastle competitionsCopy !req
135. would be unwatchable.Copy !req
136. Candice!
You're doing it all wrong!Copy !req
137. You're gonna make us lose!Copy !req
138. Wah!
Give me that!Copy !req
139. The melon baller
is for positive carving,Copy !req
140. and the teaspoon is
for negative carving!Copy !req
141. This isn't fun anymore!Copy !req
142. It looks like there's
trouble in paradise!Copy !req
143. I will not lose!Copy !req
144. Noooooooo!Copy !req
145. And today's "Oh No!"
moment of the gameCopy !req
146. is brought to you by Las Vegas's
all-new Children's CasinoCopy !req
147. where, even if you're little,
you can win big!Copy !req
148. What have I done?Copy !req
149. Candice, I've made
a terrible mistake.Copy !req
150. I got so swept up
in the competition againCopy !req
151. that I forgot to have fun!Copy !req
152. And I'm sorry.Copy !req
153. Will you help me rebuild?Copy !req
154. There's not enough time.
There's no way we can win.Copy !req
155. Screw winning.Copy !req
156. Just build what your heart
tells you to build!Copy !req
157. Pearle's Girls
have radically shifted tactics.Copy !req
158. But will it be enough?Copy !req
159. Oh ho!Copy !req
160. - Come to daddy!
- Hell yeah!Copy !req
161. Uh...Copy !req
162. Whoooaaa.Copy !req
163. No. No!Copy !req
164. Ahh! Come on!Copy !req
165. Eat meat!Copy !req
166. Sun's out, buns out!Copy !req
167. I just wanted to win.Copy !req
168. Unh!Copy !req
169. Owwwwww!Copy !req
170. That was the guy
who took our burgers!Copy !req
171. Wow. Guess he needed
a little...Copy !req
172. meat on his bones?
Ha ha!Copy !req
173. Pearle's Girls win it!
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
174. Yeah!Copy !req
175. Yeah!Copy !req
176. Candice, thank you
for reminding meCopy !req
177. why I loved building sandcastles
in the first place.Copy !req
178. And thank you
for teaching meCopy !req
179. that winning's cool
and everything, but...Copy !req
180. If it ain't fun,
it ain't worth it!Copy !req
181. Yes!Copy !req
182. Yeah, Candy Cane!
You did it!Copy !req
183. Hinano's burgers!Copy !req
184. This was worth
the concussion. Heh.Copy !req
185. Oh, no. Are you trying
to put it in your ear?Copy !req
186. Uh...
Oh, no. Your mouth
is in the front, guy.Copy !req
187. You're right. Heh.
Yeah, you're right.Copy !req