1. You just got Alfredo'd!
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2. Oh, gnocchi I di-in't!
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3. Got some lasagna on ya!
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4. Mamma Mia'd!
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5. Three views?
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6. Ugh!
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7. But #mammamiad is
the biggest trend of all time!
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8. Maybe I'm not using
enough pasta.
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9. Yeah, I don't think
that's the problem.
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10. Single digit views
after an entire day of...
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11. carbs.
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12. Next time, can you not exploit
my 5-year-old for content?
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13. Does the Internet
like me yet, mom?
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14. Yes, honey.
You're a star.
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15. She's lying.
The Internet is a vicious place.
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16. One moment
they love you,
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17. the next, you're fighting
for a like
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18. from a Twitter egg
from Albania.
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19. Okay, Candice,
time to go.
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20. This is why we limit
your screen time.
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21. I'm gonna go
play outside.
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22. Don't blame me.
Blame this new app, WimWam.
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23. I have no idea what this
algorithm wants from me.
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24. I bet I'd already be viral
if Gr8vine were still around.
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25. Isn't that the app that damaged
everyone's long-term memory?
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26. I don't remember that.
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27. I was huge on Gr8vine.
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28. Back in high school,
one of my vids went mega-viral.
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29. Yes, we know
all about the —
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30. It was a day
like any other.
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31. You recording, sis?
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32. Yolo, bitches!
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33. 2014 for life!
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34. When Gr8vine got axed,
so did my video.
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35. I bet, if I posted that
to WimWam, it'd go crazy.
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36. That's it!
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37. I'll recreate
my viral video!
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38. We're going to
Santa Monica!
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39. Seriously?
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40. Do you know how much of a hassle
it is to get over there?
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41. Would you rather live your life
in fear of getting puttanesca'd?
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42. Fine, we'll go.
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43. You think you're gonna be able
to find parking?
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44. Parking on a sunny
Sunday afternoon at the beach?
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45. Nothing could be easier.
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46. When you say it like that,
it sounds hard.
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47. The promenade.
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48. I practically ran this place
in high school.
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49. Bridgette's back, baby!
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50. Just like
the good old days.
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51. Ow!
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52. Can you try
self-awareness?
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53. Whoa. You just got in the way of
my getting-in-the-way video.
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54. What?
You bumped into us.
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55. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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56. You don't know who we are,
do you?
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57. Wait, who are you?
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58. You just posed a bunch
without saying anything.
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59. You're those kids
who live in a mansion,
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60. and go viral on WimWam
all day.
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61. I've seen your videos!
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62. Pssh.
Who hasn't?
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63. Uh, well...
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64. I also know a thing or two
about going viral.
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65. Not to brag,
but back on Gr8vine,
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66. I did a headstand
on the pier Ferris wheel.
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67. Could've died.
Got a million views.
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68. Great... Vine?
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69. Am I supposed to know
what that is?
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70. Probably before
we were born.
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71. - Probably.
- Quick update.
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72. Our last video
got majorly wrecked
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73. by this sad,
bored woman.
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74. If anyone follows her,
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75. do yourself a favor,
and unfollow.
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76. No. No.
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77. No!
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78. Oh!
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79. Who do those kids
think they are?
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80. Can we just leave?
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81. No, Em.
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82. If we leave,
they win.
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83. We're gonna go to that
Ferris wheel,
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84. and we're gonna show
those bitches what's cool.
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85. Yeah!
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86. Like a baggy sweater
and a half a melatonin gummy
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87. on a Friday night.
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88. Okay, I'll show them
what's cool.
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89. Lotta cars.
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90. Aha! See?
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91. A space is opening up
as we speak.
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92. I'm doing my taxes,
dickweed!
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93. I'm gonna deduct your head
from your body!
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94. Didn't we get rid of you
already?
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95. - Out of our way.
- What?
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96. Gonna do your little
headstand again?
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97. You know what?
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98. Maybe I'll do the headstand,
and then get,
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99. I don't know,
a billion views.
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100. Then, anything you post
will just look like
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101. you ripped off
my trend.
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102. You wouldn't dare.
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103. Please.
I'm a living meme.
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104. My whole life
is a dare.
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105. Bridgette,
just let her have it.
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106. You could get killed.
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107. No. Don't you understand?
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108. This is my last chance.
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109. If she steals it,
that's it for me!
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110. I'll never go viral.
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111. Which means
I'm basically dead —
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112. or worse, old.
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113. Are you gonna help me
or not?
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114. Get my good side —
even if it kills you.
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115. You okay,
there, Bridge?
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116. I, uh,
just might need a minute?
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117. What's wrong, Boomer?
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118. Hurt your back?
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119. You don't have
to do this!
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120. It's just an app.
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121. It's not!
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122. It's proof that I can
still be cool!
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123. You can't be cool
if you're dead!
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124. I don't know what
I was thinking.
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125. I just felt
so out of it.
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126. WimWam made me feel old,
and those cool teens —
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127. how are they so young
but so cool?
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128. It's all an act.
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129. They're just hopped up on
mood stabilizers and Adderall.
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130. Um, actually, I take Vyvanse
now, you old hag!
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131. Forget about them.
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132. You don't have
to do this.
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133. Hey!
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134. Hey! Stop that!
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135. Oh, shit.
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136. It happened again.
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137. Get off your asses,
and film!
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138. This is WimWam gold!
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139. Get me off this thing!
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140. My mom was right —
I am gonna die young and hot.
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141. Boom!
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142. The king of parking
strikes again.
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143. And only a 13-mile walk,
mostly downhill?
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144. You're welcome.
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145. We found a spot!
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146. That's nice, sweetie.
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147. We gotta
go after them.
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148. But the spot, man!
The spot!
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149. Jump!
It's the only way!
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150. New plan, I'm gonna —
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151. we're slowing down.
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152. Oh. That's good, right?
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153. Actually,
this is much worse!
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154. Everyone okay?
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155. That looks so unsafe.
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156. Really?
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157. I might not be relevant,
but I can save someone who is.
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158. No, no, no.
Not the takeaway!
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159. Stay calm, Rikki.
I'm coming.
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160. Hurry!
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161. Oh, God.
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162. Got you!
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163. - Mom!
- Emily!
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164. Uh...
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165. Uh...
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166. we're good.
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167. Thank you for
saving my life.
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168. Well, I couldn't
let you die.
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169. It would've
made you cooler,
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170. and you're, like,
way too cool already.
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171. You know, I lied earlier
about not knowing Gr8vine
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172. or your video.
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173. I actually saw it back
when I was a baby —
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174. Don't need that detail.
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175. I was, like,
barely out of the womb,
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176. but your video is what
inspired me
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177. to get into WimWam
in the first place.
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178. Before you, I didn't know
that girls could go viral.
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179. Oh, my God.
I'm like a pioneering woman?
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180. Aww, you posted me.
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181. I'm so happy
I saved your life.
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182. After all this, I'm kinda happy
to fade into irrelevance.
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183. No worries. We'll be out here
for you, keeping it relevant.
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184. Yo!
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185. And behind me are the Ferris
Wheel Grandmas, in the flesh!
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186. Uh, excuse me.
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187. If you want to collab on WimWam,
you need to go through my agent.
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188. What the hell
is WimWam?
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189. We're on BlibBlab,
Grandma!
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190. Screw WimWam.
We need BlibBlab.
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191. I'm exhausted, and I think
I broke my leg.
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192. Hope you didn't park
too far.
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193. I think you'll be
pleasantly surprised.
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194. Whoa! What!
No, no, no, no.
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195. What are you doing?
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196. Come on!
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197. Well, this is the worst thing
that's happened all day.
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