1. Oh, snaaaaaaaaap!
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2. Did Candice Singleton
just enter the car?
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3. Mom, stop. Ugh.
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4. How was your day?
Did you get educated AF?
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5. Ugh...
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6. Daaaamn.
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7. Looks like somebody
stans baby carrots.
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8. How's your squad?
Are they keeping it 100?
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9. Ooh,
bedtime on fleek,
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10. who wants to get turnt
with "Curious George"?
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11. Ma'am, step away
from the door.
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12. What are you doing,
Randy?
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13. I'm protecting
the asset, ma'am.
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14. Well, I'm the asset's
mother, so...
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15. Do not test me, Emily!
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16. I swear to God,
I will axe kick you
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17. through that wall.
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18. It'll be all like —
ahh!
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19. Ow! Ooh!
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20. The Vikings believed
this pendant granted wishes.
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21. Cooool.
Cooool.
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22. Emily, you have, uh,
something to sigh?
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23. Candice has been giving me
the silent treatment all week.
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24. She won't talk to me,
she won't tell me
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25. what's going on at school.
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26. She's just going
through a phase.
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27. Emily, don't worry.
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28. All kids push their parents away
when they're about to move out.
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29. She's five.
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30. Come on, let's get blackout
drunk, go on Amazon,
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31. and see what
shows up tomorrow.
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32. I call it
"Wine and Prime."
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33. I just wish I was closer
to Candice.
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34. Ah!
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35. Aah!
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36. The pendant!
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37. Come on, Candice,
let's get you to the bus!
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38. Candice!
You can't be in my room.
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39. Adult single man, little kid.
I-I-I-It's not a good look.
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40. No, it's me, Emily!
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41. Nice try.
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42. Your mom and I might not
be that close,
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43. but I know that she's the big
one and you're the little one.
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44. No!
Wait!
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45. I can prove it.
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46. Last year I walked in
on you
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47. using my hand mirror
to see your own butthole!
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48. Emily?
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49. You were on your mattress
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50. with your legs
over your head —
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51. Okay, okay.
Stop talking about it.
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52. What happened
to you?
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53. I said I wished I was
closer to Candice,
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54. and your stupid
Viking thingy shrunk me.
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55. Ha! It made you closer
to Candice in size?
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56. Hilarious.
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57. How do I change back?
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58. I don't know!
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59. It's not my fault
you weren't more specific.
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60. Just figure it out!
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61. You should've said
something like,
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62. "I wish I was emotionally close
to my offspring."
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63. Oh, shit.
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64. Hey.
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65. Maybe I actually could get
closer to Candice.
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66. Hey, Candi—
I mean,
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67. cand I sit here?
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68. That's what I meant. I just want
to put my tiny body on the seat
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69. next to a fellow child.
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70. Uh, sure. Thanks.
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71. I was afraid I'd have to sit in
the back with the weird kids.
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72. Oookay.
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73. My name's Candice.
What's yours?
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74. It's Em—
uhhh...
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75. Emma?
Yes!
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76. Yes, Emma.
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77. A normal name
for a normal girl.
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78. Want to tell
each other secrets?
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79. Uh, I don't know.
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80. I'll go first.
I secretly love my mom.
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81. She gives me baby carrots and I
appreciate everything about her.
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82. Your turn.
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83. I've got to go
sit over there now.
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84. Sorry.
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85. Offspring?
Why did I say offspring?
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86. Calm down.
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87. You don't
have any offspring.
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88. Ah! The pendant can't make you
have kids.
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89. Can it?
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90. Going alllll the way
back to 1999.
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91. It's The Offspring with
"Pretty Fly!
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92. Ugh, '90s rock. Ugh.
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93. What the...?
No!
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94. What are you doing?
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95. Stop it!
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96. I'm emotionally close
to The Offspring!
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97. Uh, hello,
Mr. Campbell.
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98. I'm —
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99. Great,
another new student.
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100. Why don't you introduce yourself
while I make you
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101. a chair out
of Amazon boxes?
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102. Hi!
My name is Emma.
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103. I'm five. Obviously.
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104. And I like things
five-year-olds like.
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105. I hate vaping.
And I love my mom.
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106. Who doesn't
love moms?
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107. You can talk to them
all day long.
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108. This kid is obsessed
with moms!
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109. You're losing them, Emily.
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110. Huh?
Huuuh?
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111. Hey, Cameron, this weird kid
is stealing your bit.
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112. Hey, weird kid,
stop stealing my bit!
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113. Booooooooo!
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114. Are there any
tickets left?
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115. Hold on, let me check.
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116. Yeah.
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117. Oh. Okay,
give me a hundred! Wait!
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118. Quatro, cinco,
cinco, seis.
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119. Okay. Agh!
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120. I just need one to get in,
is that right?
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121. One. Okay,
I'll take one.
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122. No, two so I can hang one on my
wall and keep one in my wallet.
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123. Ooh, yeah.
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124. Wow, you must, like,
really love The Offspring.
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125. Just give me
the tickets!
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126. Damn it!
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127. Oh, no.
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128. Too scared to throw rocks
at a beehive?
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129. Jade Cartwright,
you stop it right now!
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130. What do you want,
weird kid?
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131. Talk about scared?
At the last PTA meeting,
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132. your mother told me
you sleep with a night light.
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133. And your dad's not
on a business trip.
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134. He moved in
with his Pilates instructor.
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135. Are you okay?
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136. You made Jade cry.
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137. Wanna be my friend?
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138. And over there
is David Lin.
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139. He's a third-grader.
We'll get married someday.
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140. And that's my friend Maddie.
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141. Jade used to be my friend.
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142. Last week, she told me that
when a mommy and a daddy
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143. love each other very much,
they touch butts together,
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144. and then a baby falls
out of their butts.
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145. You know that's not
how it works.
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146. Ugh!
You sound like my mom.
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147. I told her, and she told Jade's
mom, and Jade got in trouble,
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148. which made her mad at me,
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149. so I decided to stop
telling my mom stuff.
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150. Uh...
That's the reason?
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151. Reason for what?
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152. Nothing.
Nothing.
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153. BT-dubs are you gonna eat
your baby carrots?
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154. 'Cause I stan
baby carrots.
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155. Wait, my mom says,
"Stan baby carrots."
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156. Wait.
That's my mom's sweater!
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157. Are you...
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158. my mom?
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159. I'm sorry.
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160. What is going on?
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161. Don't freak out!
I-I accidentally wished
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162. on Alex's weird Viking thingy
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163. and now we're
getting so close
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164. and I just — I really love
being your friend.
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165. You were spying on me?
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166. I'm gonna go
make up with Jade
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167. by throwing rocks
at that beehive!
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168. Wait, please —
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169. And I'm never
talking to you again!
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170. Oh, cool.
I stan baby carrots, too.
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171. You don't have
to do this!
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172. Shut up,
weird kid!
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173. Go ahead, Candice.
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174. I'll forgive you if you
throw a rock at that beehive.
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175. Okay, first of all,
that makes no sense.
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176. And, Candice, bees are already
dying at an alarming rate.
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177. You're not my mom.
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178. Ooooooooh!
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179. Yes, I am.
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180. Oooooooh!
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181. Wait, what?
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182. Ah!
Don't give it to me.
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183. Why do I know
all the lyrics?
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184. There's only one way out!
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185. I can't believe you got us
into this!
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186. What —
What are you doing?
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187. I'm being your mother.
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188. Sorry, Noodles.
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189. How do I know
his name?
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190. What? What?
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191. You guys
don't understand.
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192. There's only one way
to break this curse.
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193. Huh?
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194. You saved me.
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195. That's what moms do.
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196. I'm sorry I lied to you.
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197. I just...
I wanted us to be...
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198. close.
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199. Oh.
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200. What?
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201. Whooooa!
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202. I'm me!
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203. Candice, I'll never betray
your confidence again.
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204. I promise,
you can tell me anything.
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205. Okay.
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206. I can see your butt.
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207. Oh God!
I'll see you at home!
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208. Whooaaa.
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209. So, she really was
her mom.
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210. Oooooh!
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211. Hey! You're back to normal?
How'd you do that?
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212. I guess I learned my lesson
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213. and, poof,
the curse was broken.
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214. Cool, cool.
So, uh,
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215. that's why smashing
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216. Oh, well!
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