1. Aww, I can't believeCopy !req
2. you're going on your
very first sleepover!Copy !req
3. Please, Mom,
I'm not some baby.Copy !req
4. Did you pack Mr. Bun Bun?Copy !req
5. AndMr. Num Num.Copy !req
6. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
7. Bye!
Have a great time!Copy !req
8. Wow, I didn't know
I was gonna feel this — this...Copy !req
9. freakin' pumped!Copy !req
10. We haven't had a night
to ourselves in five years.Copy !req
11. We can do
whatever we want!Copy !req
12. We have nothing
holding us back!Copy !req
13. We can run errands!Copy !req
14. Kid-free night.Copy !req
15. Your sticky toffee
mincemeat brandy bunCopy !req
16. is cram-jammed
with flavor!Copy !req
17. Ahh, it is socram-jammed.Copy !req
18. How'd she get the meat
so minced?Copy !req
19. Bridgette!Copy !req
20. Grab a Snuggie
and get in on this action.Copy !req
21. Sorry, can't.Copy !req
22. I'm going out
to Logan's tonight.Copy !req
23. It's thehot club
right now.Copy !req
24. Boo! A club?Copy !req
25. Come on,
it's Crumpet Week!Copy !req
26. Yeah, so, remember how we agreed
to warn each otherCopy !req
27. if we ever started to turn,
you know...Copy !req
28. old?Copy !req
29. What?Copy !req
30. Just 'cause we're drinking
lavender dreamtime tea?Copy !req
31. Lavender dreamtime?Copy !req
32. Uh, yes, please!Copy !req
33. First pour, though.Copy !req
34. Daddy doesn't like it
too strong.Copy !req
35. Guys, you have a whole night
to yourselvesCopy !req
36. and this is what
you're gonna do with it?Copy !req
37. You're old.Copy !req
38. No, we're...Copy !req
39. not?Copy !req
40. Good night!Copy !req
41. Lavender dream time?Copy !req
42. Uh, yes, please!Copy !req
43. Take us with you!Copy !req
44. - You sure?
- Yes.Copy !req
45. We'll party just like
the old days —Copy !req
46. rage all nightCopy !req
47. and then stumble
into Brite Spot at dawnCopy !req
48. for chocolate-chip pancakes.Copy !req
49. Yeah!
Let's do this right!Copy !req
50. Hope you guys like Weezer.Copy !req
51. Whoa!Copy !req
52. - Whoo, whoo!
- Whoo!Copy !req
53. Hey, my dude, my man,
my bro.Copy !req
54. What's a guy got to do to get
a few shots around here?Copy !req
55. Uh, stop trying so hard?Copy !req
56. Four tequilas, please.Copy !req
57. Huh?Copy !req
58. Uh...Copy !req
59. Whoa!
One hundo percent.Copy !req
60. So lit. Thanks.Copy !req
61. To being lit!Copy !req
62. To being lit!
To being lit!Copy !req
63. "Lit" means cool.Copy !req
64. Alright, I'm just gonna
go over hereCopy !req
65. while you guys
are talkin' like that.Copy !req
66. Wait, isn't he, like,
some big YouTuber?Copy !req
67. Yeah — Jaxon Pill.Copy !req
68. Samsung paid him a hundred grand
to unbox a Galaxy,Copy !req
69. and he literally shit
all over it.Copy !req
70. Mama, mama, red pajama.Copy !req
71. See you guys.Copy !req
72. I'mma go slide
into his DMs, IRL.Copy !req
73. Isn't he a little young?Copy !req
74. M'kay, byeeeee!Copy !req
75. Three more shots, please.Copy !req
76. Yeaaaah, son!Copy !req
77. Ooh! Let's go get
those pan-que-ques!Copy !req
78. Huh? Oh. Whoops.Copy !req
79. Sorry, my bad!Copy !req
80. Rage on!Copy !req
81. Wait,
it's not closing time?Copy !req
82. Nah, bro, it's only...Copy !req
83. Niiiine fifteeeeeen.Copy !req
84. Hunh!Copy !req
85. Daaamn, you've got
six million subscribers?Copy !req
86. Plus four milly
on Insta.Copy !req
87. You wanna come back
to my crib?Copy !req
88. I got a custom Lambo.Copy !req
89. So Gucci, right?Copy !req
90. Soooo Gucci.Copy !req
91. Ugh, there's nowhere to sit,
and my back is killing me!Copy !req
92. What?Copy !req
93. I said
my back is killing me!Copy !req
94. Yeah, totally.Copy !req
95. I don't know about you,
but my back is killing me!Copy !req
96. Should we just...
call it a night?Copy !req
97. We can't!Copy !req
98. That would be admitting
we're old lame-os.Copy !req
99. Ugh, what's wrong with me?Copy !req
100. I'm already sofriggin' tired.Copy !req
101. Guys, I think I'm...Copy !req
102. old.Copy !req
103. - Whoa, hey, watch out.Copy !req
104. Hey, barkeep!
You got any, uh, craft beers?Copy !req
105. Maybe a double IPA?Copy !req
106. I'm gonna need to see
some ID, bro.Copy !req
107. Really?
Wow.Copy !req
108. Thank you, Rogaine!Copy !req
109. I've got boxers older than 21.Copy !req
110. Congrats, bro, you qualify
for our VIP room!Copy !req
111. VIP? Ohh, man.Copy !req
112. I can't wait to post
about this on Tripadvisor.Copy !req
113. Whoa!Copy !req
114. I wanna do that!Copy !req
115. How do you get to be
a VIP?Copy !req
116. Whoa!Copy !req
117. Oh, my God.Copy !req
118. It's so beautiful.Copy !req
119. Huh? Whoa.Copy !req
120. What? No!Copy !req
121. Oh, my God!Copy !req
122. Holy crap!
What the hell was that?Copy !req
123. Dude thought he could
cruise in hereCopy !req
124. over the age of 30
and notget executed?Copy !req
125. SMH, bruh.Copy !req
126. Josh,
I don't want to die!Copy !req
127. We gotta find Bridgette
and get outta here!Copy !req
128. We can't let anyone in here
know we're over 30.Copy !req
129. Mmmm!
Mmm.Copy !req
130. So what's up, girl?
You wanna come back to my crib?Copy !req
131. Uh, okay!Copy !req
132. But just to hang out.
I'm not some YouTube groupie.Copy !req
133. Hey, that's cool.
We'll do a little screen time,Copy !req
134. PBS Kids and chill,Copy !req
135. get my mom
to whip us up some snacks...Copy !req
136. You... still live
with your mom?Copy !req
137. And weekends at my dad's.Copy !req
138. He's so strong.
Uh...Copy !req
139. Wait —
how old are you?Copy !req
140. Me?
I just turned 26 —Copy !req
141. Oh, whew!Copy !req
142. months.
26 months.Copy !req
143. What?Copy !req
144. Oh, my God!
You're a baby?Copy !req
145. Nah, I'm a big boy.Copy !req
146. I haven't had breast milk
in over a year.Copy !req
147. Though in your case, girl,Copy !req
148. shoot,
I'd go back on that teat.Copy !req
149. I'm going to jail!Copy !req
150. Bridgette!Copy !req
151. Are you shitting me?Copy !req
152. Oh, wait.
No, that's my bad.Copy !req
153. Ugh!Copy !req
154. Can I, uh, see some ID,
my man?Copy !req
155. What? Why?
We're — We're hella young.Copy !req
156. Right, bae?
Uhh...Copy !req
157. For realsies.Copy !req
158. Like, seriously, I'm
about to get a Bird scooter homeCopy !req
159. and just jump on
my parents' insurance.Copy !req
160. Hmm...Copy !req
161. That checks out.
My bad!Copy !req
162. Thought you were VIPs
for a second there.Copy !req
163. Ha!
No worries, my dude.Copy !req
164. We gotta jet, but hit me up
on the Facebook.Copy !req
165. Only old people
use Facebook.Copy !req
166. Uh... no, I meant...Copy !req
167. Snapchat! Venmo?
Uh...Copy !req
168. Look at me floss.Copy !req
169. I remember
Blockbuster Video!Copy !req
170. That's right.
I owned cassette singles!Copy !req
171. I used AOL
to "surf the Web."Copy !req
172. I am...Copy !req
173. old!Copy !req
174. What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
175. I'm just a tired old man
who can't even party anymore.Copy !req
176. If anybody should die tonight,
it's me.Copy !req
177. Get away from me,
ya punk millennial!Copy !req
178. Aw! He's sacrificing himself
to save us.Copy !req
179. Very cool. Let's go.
No!Copy !req
180. We can't leave him!Copy !req
181. Get — Get out of the way!Copy !req
182. Ugh!
Oh! Oh, whoa!Copy !req
183. Whooooooa!Copy !req
184. Hey!
Leave the old people alone.Copy !req
185. Let me go, Josh!
It's my time!Copy !req
186. I can't let you do this.Copy !req
187. You've still got lots
to live for!Copy !req
188. Dude, what's the point?Copy !req
189. I'm only gonna get older
and lamer!Copy !req
190. But what about all the good
parts of getting old?Copy !req
191. Like how no one expects you to
keep up with new music anymore?Copy !req
192. On a Friday night,
you can just stay inCopy !req
193. and watch
"The Great British Bake Off"!Copy !req
194. And your beard's gonna get
all salt and pepper-y!Copy !req
195. I'm all about older guys
right now!Copy !req
196. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You're saying I could haveCopy !req
197. a Clooney vibe here?Copy !req
198. Ohhh, God! No, no, no,
I wanna live!Copy !req
199. I wanna get old!Copy !req
200. Noooo!
Everyone over 30 must die!Copy !req
201. Just like in "Logan's Run"!Copy !req
202. Dude, did you just reference
a movie from 1976?Copy !req
203. That's why you named
this place "Logan's"?Copy !req
204. How old areyou?Copy !req
205. What? No!
I — I must have seen itCopy !req
206. streaming on Crackle or —Copy !req
207. Aah!Copy !req
208. This dude's pushing 50!Copy !req
209. I just wanted to keep it young
in here!Copy !req
210. You can't have people over 30
in your bar.Copy !req
211. Then it becomes a pub!Copy !req
212. And I would have gotten away
with it,Copy !req
213. if it weren't for you nosy
35-year-old kids!Copy !req
214. No, no, no!Copy !req
215. Aaaah!Copy !req
216. Yo, if you feelin' me,
then "wike and subscwibe."Copy !req
217. I know he's young,Copy !req
218. but he is cute.Copy !req
219. Wow, is it just me,
or are these pancakes...Copy !req
220. Disgustingly sweet?Copy !req
221. Yeah, I guess our tastes
have changed.Copy !req
222. And that's okay.
We've got new tastes.Copy !req
223. These Bakewell tarts
got a soggy bottom.Copy !req
224. Cram-jammed with potato curry!Copy !req
225. We saw a guy
get killed tonight.Copy !req