1. Previously
on a very special part oneCopy !req
2. of a very special
two-part season finaleCopy !req
3. of Clone High...Copy !req
4. Makeover.Copy !req
5. You look like an angel.Copy !req
6. I can't wait
for some serious dry humping.Copy !req
7. I already have a date—Copy !req
8. Rock Hudson.Copy !req
9. Staaaaag!Copy !req
10. Scudworth, we're going
to take the clones awayCopy !req
11. and terminate you.Copy !req
12. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
13. Oh, oh!Copy !req
14. Will you go
to the prom with me...Copy !req
15. Jo-Cle—Copy !req
16. Tonight everything
you thought was realCopy !req
17. comes down to this.Copy !req
18. Old questions
will be answered,Copy !req
19. and new answers
will be questionedCopy !req
20. on an episode we call...Copy !req
21. "Changes."Copy !req
22. Will you go to the prom
with me...Copy !req
23. Jo-Cle—Copy !req
24. Excuse me.Copy !req
25. Got a tickle.Copy !req
26. Will you go
to the prom with me?Copy !req
27. Jo... king aside,Copy !req
28. will you be my prom date...Copy !req
29. Cleo?Copy !req
30. Yes!Copy !req
31. Of course
I'll go with you.Copy !req
32. And it doesn't matter
that you gave meCopy !req
33. a half-assed prom-posal.Copy !req
34. This prom is so going to be
the best night of our lives.Copy !req
35. The theme
is totally kick-ass:Copy !req
36. A Magical Night
in the Meat Locker.Copy !req
37. The gym's closed
for repairs.Copy !req
38. Oh, someone wore
black-soled shoes again?Copy !req
39. Yes.Copy !req
40. Where—where am I?Copy !req
41. Oh, Wesley, I'm afraid
you have amnesia.Copy !req
42. Was I doing dishes?Copy !req
43. You're the evil principal
of a high schoolCopy !req
44. populated by teenaged clones
of historical figures.Copy !req
45. A clone high school?Copy !req
46. Oh, what a cute idea!Copy !req
47. Anyhoo, TV personality
John StamosCopy !req
48. called to rub it in
how he beat you outCopy !req
49. for prom king
when you were in high school.Copy !req
50. Stamos!Copy !req
51. So I made you over
like a French dandy...Copy !req
52. Stamos!Copy !req
53. Which inspired you to run
for this year's prom king.Copy !req
54. Well, it seems my memory
is now completely restored,Copy !req
55. except for whatever happened
moments before I fainted.Copy !req
56. We're coming
to collect the clonesCopy !req
57. and terminate you...Copy !req
58. on prom night.Copy !req
59. But how important
can that be?Copy !req
60. Y-yeah, yeah.Copy !req
61. Foster dad,Copy !req
62. can I talk to you
about something?Copy !req
63. Sure, foster son.
What's on your mind?Copy !req
64. Well...Copy !req
65. I'm kind of nervous
about... you know.Copy !req
66. Oh.Copy !req
67. Cleo sort of wants to...Copy !req
68. but I just don't know
if I'm ready.Copy !req
69. Well, foster son,Copy !req
70. over half of high school
students nationwideCopy !req
71. have chosen abstinence,Copy !req
72. which is a good choice.Copy !req
73. But they're not dating
Cleo-friggin'-patra!Copy !req
74. Have you seen
that girl's ass?Copy !req
75. It's built
like the space shuttle!Copy !req
76. Ooh, this could beCopy !req
77. your only chance
to drown the slippery otter,Copy !req
78. to harpoon
the salty longshoreman,Copy !req
79. to verb the adjective noun!Copy !req
80. But abstinence
is a good choice as well.Copy !req
81. Oh, Carver, van Gogh,
Nostradamus, and... others,Copy !req
82. if I hadn't been such a jerk,Copy !req
83. I could be dry humping
Marie Curie at promCopy !req
84. instead of going...Copy !req
85. staaaaag!Copy !req
86. Well, it's not like
any of us have dates.Copy !req
87. Gentlemen, check this out!Copy !req
88. We'll form a prom posse!Copy !req
89. Okay, check this out.Copy !req
90. We roll up ten deep
in a double-wide Winnie.Copy !req
91. Ten dudes
with matching white tuxes,Copy !req
92. tennis shoes for attitude,Copy !req
93. and we leave with 100 ladies!Copy !req
94. Do the math, gentlemen.Copy !req
95. That's ten ladies each.Copy !req
96. I mean, who needs
Marie CurieCopy !req
97. and her handsome date,
Rock Hudson,Copy !req
98. when we can dry hump
whoever we want?Copy !req
99. Prom posse! Ow!Copy !req
100. That's Joan.Copy !req
101. By the beard of Zeus.Copy !req
102. What a fox.Copy !req
103. Is it cliché to say,
"Hubba, hubba"?Copy !req
104. Oof!Copy !req
105. My Kennedy sense
is tingling.Copy !req
106. Here's how it is.Copy !req
107. Inasmuch as I'm very popular
and you're very good-looking,Copy !req
108. I'm gonna ask you
to the prom now,Copy !req
109. and you will
obviously say yes.Copy !req
110. smack!Copy !req
111. - No.
- Okay.Copy !req
112. I'm just a shy lad,Copy !req
113. and I don't know
how to ask this,Copy !req
114. but will you go
to the prom with me?Copy !req
115. smack!Copy !req
116. Ooh!Copy !req
117. I'm waiting for someone
special to ask me,Copy !req
118. someone more like—Copy !req
119. Abe!Copy !req
120. Joan, Joan.Copy !req
121. I have a very special
prom question to ask you.Copy !req
122. Oof!Copy !req
123. Uh, yes, Abe?Copy !req
124. I asked Cleo to the prom,
and she said yes!Copy !req
125. I-I just—Copy !req
126. How is that a question?Copy !req
127. Well, Cleo wants
to have S-E-X on prom night,Copy !req
128. but I'm really nervous.Copy !req
129. And I need some informationCopy !req
130. so I can make
an informed decision.Copy !req
131. Do girls' parts need
some sort of oil or equipment,Copy !req
132. like cotton balls
or wooden dowels?Copy !req
133. Ugh!Copy !req
134. Why do guys always go
for giggly, vapid sluts?Copy !req
135. Hark, I just heard a word
that starts with an S,Copy !req
136. ends with an S,
and has a lut inside...Copy !req
137. a lut of me!Copy !req
138. JFK, you are so funny.Copy !req
139. I am so glad
we're going to prom together.Copy !req
140. But you said no.Copy !req
141. Oh.Copy !req
142. As a giggly, vapid slut,Copy !req
143. I get so confused.Copy !req
144. You and JFK, huh?Copy !req
145. That's cool.Copy !req
146. I'm so...
psyched for you guys.Copy !req
147. Well, I'm off to buy
some condoms.Copy !req
148. Board of shadowy figures,
fellow conspirators,Copy !req
149. and celebrity guests,Copy !req
150. our clones shall finally
return home.Copy !req
151. And upon their return,
we shall commence phase two.Copy !req
152. Oh.Copy !req
153. Did everybody do pee-pees?Copy !req
154. I don't want to pull over
every five minutes.Copy !req
155. Let us ride!Copy !req
156. What do you think, Toots?Copy !req