Clone High 1x10

Directed by Ted Collyer • Harold Harris

Luke Perry as Ponce de León • Donald Faison as George Washington Carver (voice) • Andy Dick as Police Officer (voice) • Luke Perry as Ponce de León (voice) • Neil Flynn as Glenn the Janitor / Julius Caesar (voice) • Judah Miller as Inmate (voice) • Phil Lord as Genghis Khan (voice) • Neil Flynn as Glen the Janitor / Julius Caesar (voice) • Donald Faison as Inmate (voice)

After a clone dies tragically of litter, the Clone High teens are left to face their grief, and Gandhi is wrongfully imprisoned because of his new orange jumpsuit.

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1. Tonight on a very special Clone High,

2. one of the clones you've grown to love

3. will be horribly killed.

4. This is not some cheap-ass stunt

5. where we lamely introduce a new character

6. just to kill him off.

7. A clone dies tonight.

8. Another french fry, Abe?

9. JFK with Ponce de León,

10. what a surprise.

11. Are you guys ever apart?

12. splat!

13. Oh, Ponce,

14. you are a regular character.

15. Like my tattoo says,

16. we're like two peas in a pod.

17. Best friends for life.

18. Till death do us part.

19. How about a picture of the best friends?

20. Say, "Best friends!"

21. Best friends.

22. Hey, uh, Poncey,

23. watch me flip over this garbage can!

24. Hi-oh!

25. Ha, good one, bro.

26. Check this out.

27. Swish. Ha-ha.

28. Littering's so cool.

29. Hello, Cleo. How are you?

30. I'm fine. And you, JFK?

31. - Fine. - Me too.

32. - Good. - Good.

33. Great.

34. Great.

35. Thanks for not making this too weird.

36. You know what's weird?

37. That tall, lanky knucklehead

38. licking the inside of your mouth!

39. I bet Lincoln here throws his trash away

40. in the proper receptacle.

41. No, I've littered...

42. lots of times.

43. Good one, Abe. That was classic.

44. Teens and their litter.

45. 'Sup, litterbug?

46. Or should I say lovebug?

47. You two seem to be getting pretty serious.

48. Thanks for noticing, Ponce.

49. You know, when I get serious with a lady,

50. I like to take her someplace special.

51. Maybe he's right.

52. Let's go to Teen Sex Cove.

53. Um, yeah, let's do it.

54. Then it's a date.

55. You're a lucky dude, A-Linc.

56. And don't sweat JFK.

57. He's almost over Cleo.

58. He's lucky to have a friend like you, Ponce.

59. We all are.

60. JFK is a good dude.

61. I am proud to know him.

62. You should probably tell him that.

63. Yeah, think I will.

64. Guess who went to the mall, baby.

65. Gandhi.

66. And you better warm up to these warm-ups,

67. 'cause I'm gonna be wearing them all the time.

68. Extra small, saggy style. Ow!

69. Gandhi, you are a total original.

70. I'm not surprised, but thanks, Ponce.

71. Well, I got to bolt.

72. If I don't see you guys again, good-bye,

73. and have a wonderful life.

74. Why do you always say that, Ponce?

75. It's just my thing, man.

76. I love life.

77. Who's there?

78. Orange.

79. Orange who?

80. Orange you jealous of my new warm-ups?

81. That's who.

82. Ponce said he loved 'em.

83. Ooh!

84. Littering's not cool, Gandhi.

85. If littering's not cool, then why does Ponce do it?

86. Jeez, you're lame.

87. Out!

88. And I'm keeping your car seat.

89. Oh, man!

90. Trash kebab?

91. Thanks. Hey, sweet warm-ups.

92. Okay, round up. Everyone on the bus.

93. We're on the honor system here. Let's go.

94. Guards, grab the petite one.

95. Take your time, Glenn.

96. That doesn't need dusting, thank you.

97. You guys, do me a favor.

98. Have yourselves a great day.

99. Ooh, what a jackass!

100. He thinks he's the hottest thing since wheels on a bucket.

101. I like him.

102. You would.

103. Have you seen my secret files?

104. I'm sure it's where you left it.

105. It was that cocky janitor, Glenn!

106. I have a system, and he comes in

107. and puts everything into neat little piles.

108. Neat little piles of chaos, Mr. B!

109. Chaos!

110. Found it.

111. It was in the bathroom next to your YM...

112. and your BM,

113. Wesley.

114. Damn that janitor!

115. I've been thinking a lot lately, JFK,

116. about life and stuff.

117. If by life, you mean sex

118. and by thinking, you mean having.

119. Hey, Poncey?

120. Life is so short.

121. I mean, there's no fountain of youth, Jackie boy.

122. You got to live every day like it was your last.

123. I want to make sure everyone knows

124. how I feel about them.

125. Feelings are for dames!

126. You are so detached, man.

127. I'm trying to get in touch with me,

128. in here.

129. I don't know who you are.

130. But you're not my friend Ponce.

131. You're some kind of sissy broad.

132. Calm down, Jack.

133. I am perfectly calm!

134. I am trying to tell you something

135. before it's too late.

136. It is too late, whoever you are.

137. Because the real Ponce is dead to me!

138. I hate you, JFK.

139. Wait! Jackie boy!

140. I didn't mean it.

141. Ponce, everyone's littering because they look up to you.

142. You've got to stop.

143. What, Joan? Is litter gonna kill me?

144. Kill me? Kill me?

145. What the—

146. Ow! Candy wrapper cut!

147. Cranberry-apple in my...

148. Bloodstream.

149. Aah!

150. Oh!

151. Aah. Oh, I—