1. An epic tale so ground-breaking,
so powerful,Copy !req
2. there aren't enough award shows
on the planetCopy !req
3. to adequately celebrate
this absolute treasureCopy !req
4. of a cartoon.Copy !req
5. So, if you've been thinking
about creating an award show,Copy !req
6. you should do it today.Copy !req
7. And now, without further ado,Copy !req
8. we proudly present,
for your consideration,Copy !req
9. Clone High's paradigm shifting
opus, entitled,Copy !req
10. “For Your Consideration.”Copy !req
11. Let's watch.Copy !req
12. As is customCopy !req
13. at our Annual Board
of Shadowy Figures Crab Fest,Copy !req
14. we open the floor to questions,
requests, suggestions,Copy !req
15. and funny stories.Copy !req
16. If you wishCopy !req
17. to speak this year,
you may do so now.Copy !req
18. Uh. I have something!Copy !req
19. Allow me to present to you
my lifelong ambition...Copy !req
20. Cloney Island.Copy !req
21. Once, "Operation Spread Eagle"
is complete,Copy !req
22. I would like to formally request
control of all remaining clones,Copy !req
23. in order that I may—
Sorry.Copy !req
24. Do you have crab stuck
in your teeth?Copy !req
25. Uh. What?Copy !req
26. I don't feel anything.
Oh, did I get it?Copy !req
27. Is it here? There? Over here?
Oh, gosh, buttery crab fingers.Copy !req
28. Ugh! Disgusting.Copy !req
29. Well, that wraps up
another successful crab-fest!Copy !req
30. To spreading our eagles!Copy !req
31. To spreading our eagles!Copy !req
32. Hate shellfish.Copy !req
33. Mr. B!Copy !req
34. How dare you not tell me,
I have crab in my teeth!Copy !req
35. Of course, they didn't
take my request seriously!Copy !req
36. I had crab sticking out
from my incisors.Copy !req
37. But I put a note on your—Copy !req
38. Oh! You put a note
on absolutely nothing!Copy !req
39. You promised to look out
for my teethCopy !req
40. while I made my very
important proposal,Copy !req
41. and yet you broke that promise!Copy !req
42. What?Copy !req
43. What about your promise
to me?Copy !req
44. Wesley.Copy !req
45. What promise?Copy !req
46. The dramatic, epic,
and award worthy promiseCopy !req
47. you made all those years ago?Copy !req
48. Oh, yes, that!Copy !req
49. Why would I ever need to keep
such an enormous promise to you?Copy !req
50. You're just a hunk of metal
with no soul!Copy !req
51. How dare you?Copy !req
52. A lie! It was all a lie.Copy !req
53. You dropped something.Copy !req
54. - Oh, hi, Joan.
- Hey, Mr. B.Copy !req
55. Can we talk?Copy !req
56. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
57. I'm just so devastated
about my breakup with JFK.Copy !req
58. I miss having someone
who loves me no matter what.Copy !req
59. You know what I mean?Copy !req
60. Yes, I do. Wesley.Copy !req
61. I've been seeking companionshipCopy !req
62. with people
my whole life, Wesley.Copy !req
63. But no more, Wesley.Copy !req
64. Hey, why do you always
call people Wesley?Copy !req
65. It's a long, epic,
and award-worthy story.Copy !req
66. Wesley.Copy !req
67. Tomorrow,
we're gonna get baptized!Copy !req
68. It'll be the best day
of our lives!Copy !req
69. Boy golly, I sure am hungry,
identical twin brother.Copy !req
70. Me too.Copy !req
71. What do you say we rustle up
somethin' to eat?Copy !req
72. I don't wanna go
in there by myself.Copy !req
73. I'd never let you do anything
by yourself!Copy !req
74. You've always got me
by your side. Always!Copy !req
75. Now, let's scooch.
Ham's a-callin'!Copy !req
76. I told y'all for the last timeCopy !req
77. to stay outta my ham patch!Copy !req
78. Ow!Copy !req
79. You identical twins
are gonna be in big trouble!Copy !req
80. I'm gonna call your parents
Leslie and PresleyCopy !req
81. to tell them what you've done!Copy !req
82. I can't wait to go to Heaven.Copy !req
83. It'll be such a beautiful rewardCopy !req
84. for this hardscrabble
life of poverty.Copy !req
85. At least, we have each other.Copy !req
86. I promise, I'll never leave
your side on Earth,Copy !req
87. or in Heaven, and a promise
between brothers is...Copy !req
88. - Forever.
- Forever.Copy !req
89. Oh, Saint Christopher!
We better get home!Copy !req
90. We got chores to do!Copy !req
91. You identical twins
finish your chores?Copy !req
92. Yes, Pa. We shaved the cows,
shot all the rabid dogs,Copy !req
93. collected dust for coffee,
and said our anti-witch prayers.Copy !req
94. - That's good, Besley.
- I'm Besley!Copy !req
95. Oh, I can never tell
you identical twins apart!Copy !req
96. Now, go wash up.Copy !req
97. Remember what tomorrow is?Copy !req
98. Hallelujah!Copy !req
99. I'm saved!Copy !req
100. I wanna die so bad now!Copy !req
101. Your turn, Besley!Copy !req
102. Get baptized, so we can
be together forever in Heaven!Copy !req
103. - Goodie! Heaven, here I com—
- Oh, no, no, no! Not you!Copy !req
104. Don't get in that water.
You'll get all rusty.Copy !req
105. But I want to go to Heaven.Copy !req
106. You can't go to no Heaven,
on account you're a robit.Copy !req
107. And robit's ain't got no souls.Copy !req
108. Gasp.Copy !req
109. But— But he's
my identical twin brother!Copy !req
110. Oh, don't be a fool now.Copy !req
111. Didn't you notice
his mediocre British accentCopy !req
112. and that we shovel coal
into his butt?Copy !req
113. - Does not compute!
- It don't compute one bit!Copy !req
114. Boo-hoo! Hoo!Copy !req
115. Besley, please don't cry!
Here, wipe your eyes.Copy !req
116. But it— It's— it's dry?
Uh. I don't understand.Copy !req
117. Robots can't cry.Copy !req
118. No!Copy !req
119. Huh? Huh?Copy !req
120. Hey, we thought you knew
you was a robit.Copy !req
121. What, with your
metal skin and all.Copy !req
122. But, you could never tell us
identical twins apart!Copy !req
123. Oh, that was just a fun game,
like “I got your nose.”Copy !req
124. I thought you did have my nose!
Oh, God! I have no nose!Copy !req
125. Goodbye, Mother—
I mean, woman who purchased me.Copy !req
126. Wait! Don't go.Copy !req
127. Before I give you
this pillow I embroidered.Copy !req
128. No! Don't leave me!
What about our brother promise?Copy !req
129. I'm not your brother.Copy !req
130. You don't have
to pretend anymore.Copy !req
131. But, we're gonna
be together forever!Copy !req
132. I can't go
to Heaven with you, Wesley.Copy !req
133. I'm a robot! I have no soul!Copy !req
134. I don't even have a nose!Copy !req
135. We can figure all that out.Copy !req
136. No, just leave me alone!Copy !req
137. I hate you and I never
want to see you again!Copy !req
138. Go! Go on! Get! Get outta here!Copy !req
139. Goodbye.Copy !req
140. Wesley.Copy !req
141. It was the hardest thing
I ever had to do.Copy !req
142. Breaking up with JFK
was the hardest thingCopy !req
143. I've ever had to do.Copy !req
144. But I know
I did the right thing.Copy !req
145. It's hard to admit,Copy !req
146. but I never really stopped
having feelings for Abe.Copy !req
147. You should always tell
those you love the truth.Copy !req
148. I can't.Copy !req
149. I just broke up with JFK.
He'll think I'm a whore.Copy !req
150. He'll think I'm a whore.
He'll think I'm a whore.Copy !req
151. He'll think I'm a whore.Copy !req
152. Hey, whore!Copy !req
153. Thanks for the whore job.Copy !req
154. Here's six dollars.Copy !req
155. But we agreed
on eight dollars and a hug.Copy !req
156. Hey! See you next week!Copy !req
157. Cough, cough, cough.Copy !req
158. B. Your rent's late again!Copy !req
159. This is your last warning
or you're out on the street.Copy !req
160. Typical robot.Copy !req
161. Oh, and you got another letter
from that brother of yours.Copy !req
162. I have no brother.Copy !req
163. I have no family.Copy !req
164. Man! You must have a dark past.Copy !req
165. But thankfully,
it doesn't haunt you,Copy !req
166. because robots can't be hauntedCopy !req
167. on account of having
no soul at all.Copy !req
168. What's shakin', hot stuff?Copy !req
169. It's me,
your favorite sex client.Copy !req
170. Hi, Purity.Copy !req
171. Let me just rechargeCopy !req
172. and I will get right
to performing sexual favors.Copy !req
173. Sorry I'm running late.Copy !req
174. I'm late too.Copy !req
175. On my men-u-stration.
You're gonna be a daddy, Mr. B.Copy !req
176. What?Copy !req
177. You heard me.Copy !req
178. Oh! Lil guy's already kickin'.Copy !req
179. Finally, something to live for.
A family.Copy !req
180. Oh, you're crying?Copy !req
181. It's just ceiling juice.Copy !req
182. We were happy
for a time.Copy !req
183. Back early
from my overnight shiftCopy !req
184. at the airplane ashtray factory.Copy !req
185. Gasp.Copy !req
186. How could you? And with a VCR!Copy !req
187. Exactly.Copy !req
188. And it's the best kind of VCR,
a Betamax.Copy !req
189. And unlike you,
it gives me good lovingCopy !req
190. and will never ever
go out of style.Copy !req
191. Oh, yeah. That's it, baby!Copy !req
192. I see it now,
our son is not even mine!Copy !req
193. Be Kind! Rewind!Copy !req
194. You knew who I was
when you met me!Copy !req
195. A woman who loves sex
with many types of electronics!Copy !req
196. Yeah. Now get outta here,
I'm about to eject!Copy !req
197. Oh, yeah. Right there.Copy !req
198. Oh, God, that was insane!Copy !req
199. There was only
one place I could go.Copy !req
200. The place I should've gone
a long time ago.Copy !req
201. Take me to Wesley.Copy !req
202. In his name we pray...Copy !req
203. Amen.Copy !req
204. Besley?Copy !req
205. Know anywhere an old hunk of
metal can plug in for a spell?Copy !req
206. What about Ma and Pa?
Uh. I mean Leslie and Presley—Copy !req
207. Are they?Copy !req
208. Gone. Died of natural causes.Copy !req
209. From injuries sustained
from that train what hit 'em.Copy !req
210. People always said
they were wrong to build a houseCopy !req
211. on train tracks.Copy !req
212. I hope you haven't been alone
this whole time.Copy !req
213. I'm always alone.Copy !req
214. Cockypop! You'll never
be alone again.Copy !req
215. I swear on my kids,
Chesley, and Resley, and Fesley.Copy !req
216. I even named my youngest
after you, Mr. Butlertron.Copy !req
217. She's a real beauty.
You gotta meet 'em!Copy !req
218. I don't need it.
Robots can't cry.Copy !req
219. I'm not worthy
to meet your children, Wesley.Copy !req
220. My life has been one of shame.Copy !req
221. As previously established,
I have no soul.Copy !req
222. Well then how's about
we get you one?Copy !req
223. Baptism.Copy !req
224. Why are we going out so far?Copy !req
225. Well, baptizing a robot's
gonna take tons of water.Copy !req
226. After we get you a soul,Copy !req
227. we will always be together
on Earth...Copy !req
228. - And in Heaven.
- And in Heaven.Copy !req
229. Just let me put on
my rustproofing spray.Copy !req
230. I've never been so happy.Copy !req
231. Now, let me hold you, just so...Copy !req
232. No! No! No! Wesley.Copy !req
233. Wait, I got you! Oh, no!
Quick! Grab my claw, brother!Copy !req
234. I'll see you in Heaven.Copy !req
235. But I'm not baptized!Copy !req
236. Please don't die!Copy !req
237. Oh, God! Why!Copy !req
238. Hop in.Copy !req
239. Oh, no!
We're gonna get so grounded!Copy !req
240. I don't think Mom and Dad
are going to ground us.Copy !req
241. 'Cause they're
gonna kill us first!Copy !req
242. Oh, Wesley, this is a pickle.Copy !req
243. No, it's a baseball.Copy !req
244. My favorite window!Copy !req
245. It's broken.Copy !req
246. It's my fault, sir.
I broke the window.Copy !req
247. I'm such a clumsy robot.Copy !req
248. You're fired, Mr. Butlertron!Copy !req
249. Wait! It's our fault,
we broke the window, not Mr. B.Copy !req
250. We're so sorry.Copy !req
251. You told your loved one
the truth.Copy !req
252. That's another theme
in this whole—Copy !req
253. Error! My ball-bearings! Error!Copy !req
254. Who's there? I've got a gun!Copy !req
255. I just can't find it right now!Copy !req
256. Who sent you?Copy !req
257. I won that
Battle of the Network StarsCopy !req
258. fair and square!Copy !req
259. I j... I just saw you on television.Copy !req
260. See, I recognized you
as Mr. Butlertron model 8133B.Copy !req
261. I was sure they'd all
been destroyedCopy !req
262. during the Ford Administration.Copy !req
263. And yet, here you are.Copy !req
264. And yet, here I am.
Now, get out of my face-plate.Copy !req
265. Please. I'm desperately
in need of your services.Copy !req
266. You want me to work for you?Copy !req
267. What could you possibly offer me
that I haven't already got?Copy !req
268. I'm a multi-camera situation
comedy star.Copy !req
269. I can offer to make you
a part of this.Copy !req
270. A family.Copy !req
271. No! They're baby clones
of historical figuresCopy !req
272. so I can start
a clone theme park.Copy !req
273. Wait. You can clone people?Copy !req
274. Of course, I can!Copy !req
275. Then I will give up
my fulfilling Hollywood lifeCopy !req
276. and come work for you.Copy !req
277. But, I need you to make me
a promise.Copy !req
278. You'll clone one more person.Copy !req
279. Your life has been
so epic and award-worthy.Copy !req
280. Meanwhile, I have no one.
I'm all alone.Copy !req
281. There is still someone
you can always count on.Copy !req
282. You, Mr. B?Copy !req
283. What? No. You.Copy !req
284. Don't put your trust
in other people.Copy !req
285. They'll only let you downCopy !req
286. until eventually
you can't take it anymore.Copy !req
287. Hey. Don't cry, Mr. B.Copy !req
288. Oh, never mind. It was Au Jus
from that prime rib sandwich.Copy !req
289. Goodbye, Joan.Copy !req
290. Goodbye, Mr. B.
Thanks for the advice.Copy !req
291. Hey, wait.
Your battery's getting low.Copy !req
292. I know.Copy !req
293. Last Stop, Jumpers Cliff,
named for Bonnie Jean Jumper,Copy !req
294. who invented jumpers,
or as we call them today,Copy !req
295. rompers or one-pieces.Copy !req
296. Okay, end of the line.Copy !req
297. Oh, God, why is life so hard?Copy !req
298. Huh! I'm sorry.
Were you going to jump?Copy !req
299. I didn't mean to cut in line.Copy !req
300. I'm not here to jump.Copy !req
301. I'm here to stare
into the sunsetCopy !req
302. and let my battery power down.Copy !req
303. Forever.Copy !req
304. But there is a line over there.Copy !req
305. Oh. That's a lot of people.Copy !req
306. That'll take all day!
You know what? Forget it.Copy !req
307. Life's too short,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
308. Wesley.Copy !req
309. You're not going anywhere,Copy !req
310. Mr. B.Copy !req
311. I owe you an apology.Copy !req
312. You did try to tell me,Copy !req
313. but the note must have gotten
stuck on my shoeCopy !req
314. and I didn't see it until I went
to change into my house clogs.Copy !req
315. What do you say, old pal?Copy !req
316. Will you forgive
an old turkey-lurkeyCopy !req
317. and come on home?Copy !req
318. - No.
- Why not?Copy !req
319. For the simple, epic
and award-worthy reasonCopy !req
320. that I'm unable to trust
a single soul.Copy !req
321. Because I have no soul.Copy !req
322. Don't you realize?Copy !req
323. I'm a scientist!Copy !req
324. I don't have a soul!
The clones don't have souls!Copy !req
325. They're just
horny science experiments!Copy !req
326. We're all soulless.Copy !req
327. Together! And so is he.Copy !req
328. Wesley!Copy !req
329. I made you a promise
when you came to work with me.Copy !req
330. But today you said you never
intended to keep your promise.Copy !req
331. That's because
I was too embarrassedCopy !req
332. to tell you the truth.Copy !req
333. Been trying to do this
for years,Copy !req
334. but I'm such a goofus!Copy !req
335. And I kept confusing my own
hair clumps with Wesley's.Copy !req
336. I kept cloning myself!Copy !req
337. And then I had to murder
the clones of me.Copy !req
338. This was the last Wesley hair.
I did it! Your brother is alive.Copy !req
339. This is the best day of my life!Copy !req
340. No!Copy !req
341. Help me, Mr. B!Copy !req
342. My delicate hands
can't hold on much longer!Copy !req
343. I promise,
I'll never leave your side.Copy !req
344. On Earth or in Heaven.Copy !req
345. And a promise
between brothers is...Copy !req
346. - Forever.
- Forever.Copy !req
347. Mr. B!
How dare you not tell meCopy !req
348. I have crab in my teeth?Copy !req
349. Goodbye again, Wesley.Copy !req
350. I was a little worried thereCopy !req
351. when you flashed
on the crab memory.Copy !req
352. Why did you choose me?Copy !req
353. I know that Wesley
will go to Heaven.Copy !req
354. But you and I don't need to.Copy !req
355. Because, we're already there.Copy !req
356. Uh. Wha— Uh.
I don't understand.Copy !req
357. I love those clones.Copy !req
358. And I could never leave
what we built together.Copy !req
359. We have created quite a family,
haven't we?Copy !req
360. Gasp! A family!Copy !req
361. It must be raining
because robots can't cry.Copy !req
362. Or can they?Copy !req
363. So, are you coming back
to the lab?Copy !req
364. Of course, I am.
No way you can handleCopy !req
365. the final exciting chapterCopy !req
366. of "Operation Spread Eagle"
alone.Copy !req
367. Can you believe I cried?Copy !req
368. You didn't cry,
that was a malfunction.Copy !req
369. - No, I totally cried.
- Did not!Copy !req
370. I did cry. It was salty.Copy !req
371. There's no magic
in the world.Copy !req
372. Robots don't cry.
Rainbows don't exist.Copy !req
373. Rainbows do exist.Copy !req
374. Okay,
I'll give you rainbows.Copy !req
375. I'm telling you,
they were real tears.Copy !req
376. Ah, you wish, robit.Copy !req
377. It was wet
in human style.Copy !req
378. Oh, you want
to see crying? Watch this.Copy !req
379. Ah, see? That was fake!Copy !req
380. So is your hair.Copy !req
381. Wow, whatever!
I like our repartee.Copy !req
382. Oh, yes.
It's quite witty.Copy !req