Clone High 1x8

Directed by Christopher Miller • Phil Lord • Ted Collyer • Harold Harris

Donald Faison as Martin Luther King Jr. (voice) • Sarah Chalke as Marie Antoinette (voice) • Neil Flynn as E-CyboPooch / Pirate / Rich Man (voice) • Neil Flynn as Moses (voice) • Neil Flynn as E-CyboPooch / Pirate / Rich Man / Moses (voice) • Andy Dick as Mr. Sheepman (voice) • Donald Faison as Martin Luther King Jr. / Toots (voice)

After Joan's house burns down, she's forced to move in with Cleo, Abe attends a conflict mediation seminar, and Mr. Butlertron finds himself competing for Principal Scudworth's attention.

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1. So, everybody, put your hands together,

2. and pull them apart.

3. Then put them back together again,

4. making a skin-on-skin slapping noise

5. for Larry Hardcore!

6. Are you ready to say no to drugs?

7. Whoo!

8. 'Cause if you don't say no to drugs,

9. you're gonna say yes to regret.

10. And believe me, I know a little something about regret.

11. I regret the time that I got "high"

12. and wrote a hit song

13. and it made me insane amounts of coin...

14. coin I used to buy more drugs...

15. and a motorboat

16. and a house for my mom.

17. Plus I gave some to charity.

18. See, I was into everything:

19. weed, grass, ganja, reefer,

20. marijuana, Mary Jane.

21. I did it all.

22. I even smoked pot once.

23. I was such a waste case,

24. I would have probably smoked— I don't know—raisins

25. if somebody told me they got you high.

26. You can smoke raisins?

27. I've always enjoyed ingesting raisins,

28. but I never thought about smoking them.

29. Now I have, and I want to do it.

30. It sounds so dangerous.

31. Perhaps that scary-looking hooded fella

32. lurking in the shadows knows where we can get some.

33. Yes.

34. Come to me.

35. Come to me.

36. Pardon.

37. Come to me.

38. Step into my office.

39. Hold my calls.

40. Sun nuggets. Solar babies. La uva loca.

41. California's finest, all for you to smoke-a.

42. I like your funny words, magic man.

43. I'm the pusher!

44. How many scoops?

45. Two, please.

46. Two scoops of raisins.

47. Oh, man, that's funny.

48. So that's why smoking raisins isn't cool.

49. Wow, she's right!

50. That Joan of Arc is a convincing speaker.

51. All cool people

52. report to my van to smoke raisins!

53. - Yeah! - JFK is a convincing speaker.

54. Are you coming, Abe?

55. Well, if you are and everyone else is...

56. Abe, don't.

57. What about all you've previously said about peer pressure?

58. Joan, Cleo and I have been dating for two weeks now.

59. If I don't follow her to JFK's van,

60. she might hook up with someone else.

61. It's called trust, Joan.

62. Mr. Butlertron, my robot butler,

63. were you aware that there's a secret association

64. consisting of both parents and teachers

65. manipulating events behind my back?

66. Are you referring to the PTA?

67. So you do know!

68. Any group that controls this many fonts

69. and is bold enough to use

70. all these exclamation marks

71. must be incredibly powerful!

72. And soon, in fact, this Thursday in the cafetorium,

73. I shall become their leader!

74. Whoa.

75. Smokin' raisins is like LSD...

76. on acid.

77. Abe...

78. inhale some dried fruit.

79. No.

80. The only thing Gandhi and I will be inhaling

81. is a little drug called abstinence.

82. And no amount of peer pressure will change our minds.

83. Wow, I'm accepted.

84. Welcome, Gandhi. It is I, Geldhemoor.

85. I am here to take you on a magical journey

86. into your subconscious.

87. What are you?

88. I am a humkeycorn—

89. half hummingbird, half donkey,

90. and half unicorn.

91. Eat this magic trail mix so we can begin our quest.

92. A donkey and a hummingbird doin' it?

93. I hope your mom wasn't the hummingbird!

94. Just eat the damn trail mix, Gandhi.

95. Wow, I'm shrinking!

96. And somehow my clothes are also shrinking in proportion!

97. And my voice is getting higher in proportion to the shrinkage

98. of my clothes and my body!

99. Now grab on to my horn, and away we go!

100. Uh, Gandhi, would you mind eating just a little more

101. magic trail mix?

102. I don't mean to be difficult, but I recently had back surgery.

103. Abe, I hear when you're high on raisins,

104. first and a half base is amazing.

105. Under the shirt, over the bra?

106. Yes.

107. Everybody's doin' it.

108. Give in to peer pressure.

109. Don't be a wussy.

110. What's it gonna be, Abe?

111. What's it gonna be?