Clone High 1x6

Directed by Christopher Miller • Phil Lord • Ted Collyer • Harold Harris

John C. McGinley as Trucker • Neil Flynn as Carl (voice) • Donald Faison as George Washington Carver (voice) • John C. McGinley as Creepy Trucker (voice) • Judah Miller as Scangrade (voice) • Neil Flynn as Gandhi's Foster Father / Zoo Worker (voice)

The PXJTs are just around the corner, Abe learns the hard way that being Cleo's study partner means being deeply sleep deprived, and a truck driver takes Gandhi under his wing.

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1. Previously, on a very special Clone High...

2. I'll sleep when I die.

3. You'll die if you don't sleep!

4. I was thinking we could sleep together.

5. And that was really something.

6. But it's crap compared to

7. this very special episode of Clone High.

8. Hello, it is I, Dan Patrick,

9. here with Chris Berman.

10. Welcome to the Clone High High School pep rally

11. as they prepare for the big homecoming game

12. against archrival GESH.

13. Word, Dan.

14. GESH—that's Genetically Engineered Superhuman High—

15. has dominated this storied three-year rivalry.

16. You said an expository mouthful, my versatile friend.

17. Clone High has yet to score a single point on GESH.

18. That may change

19. thanks to their new and extremely untested captain,

20. Abe "Weakest" Lincoln.

21. And here comes Ghandi as school mascot DNA Dan.

22. And now DNA Dan will unfurl

23. the traditional homecoming spirit banner.

24. My sources tell me this year, it's going to say,

25. "Clone High Rules," Chris.

26. Dear God.

27. The inspirational banner

28. has been defaced by GESH, Chris.

29. I've never seen a worse atrocity, Dan,

30. and let me remind you I was in that movie

31. where Whoopi Goldberg coached the Knicks.

32. Hey, Chris, we've sure provided

33. a lot of background information, haven't we?

34. We sure have, Dan.

35. The odd thing is, my mic isn't even plugged in.

36. That's nothing, Chris.

37. I've been talking into my fist for the last five minutes.

38. Ghandi is pissed, yo.

39. I worked my beige ass off on that banner.

40. I'm going to get those GESH freaks back,

41. because if Mahatma Ghandi stands for anything,

42. it's revenge!

43. Ghandi's scream was right.

44. The stakes were here.

45. But now they're here.

46. Those GESH hoodlums are going to feel the wrath

47. of 104 pounds of all-beef captain.

48. And the wrath of 105 pounds of grade-A girl meat.

49. I'm playing on the team this year, captain.

50. Oh, Joan.

51. You know the rules.

52. No girls or animals can play on the boys' teams.

53. But I beat you every time we play.

54. You were keeping score?

55. Ugh!

56. Joan, wait.

57. Maybe you should try on my letterman's jacket.

58. You mean—

59. That's right, Joan.

60. I'm giving it to Cleo at the homecoming prom,

61. and I want to see how it fits a girl.

62. What makes you think Cleo wants your jacket?

63. You had one date with her, and she went home with JFK!

64. Her house is more on his way home.

65. I may be blind,

66. but I can still hear someone

67. not following through on her jump shot.

68. What's troubling you, Joan?

69. Oh, Toots, I know I could help the boys' basketball team,

70. but the rules don't allow girls or animals.

71. Joanie, you may find this hard to believe,

72. but there was a time before racism was eradicated

73. when they wouldn't let black folks play organized sports.

74. So racism kept you from playing pro basketball?

75. Yes, Joan. Yes, it did.

76. Over here.

77. Yes, Joan. Yes, it did.

78. As usual, your words have inspired me, Toots.

79. I know just what I'm gonna do.

80. Ha! Still got it.

81. Ooh!

82. Colonel Principal,

83. my counterpart at GESH.

84. We meet again.

85. I say, Scudworth,

86. I reckon it's time for our annual wager.

87. That's good julep.

88. Now, I'm a sportin' man,

89. so this year, I'm willing to bet

90. that your puny clones can't even score

91. a single point off of my boys.

92. What? My clones will wipe the floor with your mutants.

93. In this instance, "wipe the floor"

94. means "score a point on."

95. What would you care to wager?

96. Last year, if you recall,

97. I won your first-born child.

98. You leave Brian out of it.

99. No, let's up the ante.

100. Loser does the winner's laundry...

101. for a week!

102. All right, Scudworth. You've got yourself a deal.

103. By the way, how is Brian?

104. Delicious!

105. Knock, knock.

106. Who's there?

107. GESH.

108. GESH who?

109. GESH who's going to beat Clone High!

110. GESH! GESH! GESH!

111. Ha! Ha! Ha!

112. And let's hear it for our minister of comedy,

113. Detlef Schrempf.

114. And, finally, a man who needs no introduction,

115. our mascot, Geshie!

116. GESH seems invincibly prank-proof,

117. even that spirit guy.

118. That's it, Ghengis!

119. The spirit guy!

120. We'll steal his mascot costume and do something to it.

121. But what?

122. We'll poop in it!

123. Hey, Cleo.

124. I'm dedicating this next shot to you.

125. Dinger.

126. Who are you?

127. My name is John Dark.

128. As in Joan D'Arc, the French name for Joan of Arc?

129. No.

130. Nothing like that at all.