1. The gang put on a musicalCopy !req
2. that featured a kiss
between Harriet and JFK.Copy !req
3. Joan was totally cool with it,
but what Joan didn't knowCopy !req
4. was that the kiss made Harriet
and JFK's heart skip a beat.Copy !req
5. The musical caused...Copy !req
6. the Grassy Knoll
to burn down,Copy !req
7. so that kind of overshadowed
the kiss.Copy !req
8. But for how long, my friends?Copy !req
9. We're friends, right?
Please don't answer that.Copy !req
10. God,
I've been so needy lately.Copy !req
11. We are gathered here todayCopy !req
12. to mourn the end
of the Grassy Knoll.Copy !req
13. Honestly, Joan,Copy !req
14. it's like a pretty nasty
1950s-style dinerCopy !req
15. that hearkens back to an era
that was really darkCopy !req
16. and unpleasant for, like,
kind of a lot of people.Copy !req
17. I don't understand
why every teen show has one.Copy !req
18. Well, I love it
because it's the only placeCopy !req
19. that hasn't changed
since I was frozen.Copy !req
20. Abe and I used to spend
so much time here.Copy !req
21. - Didn't we, Abe?
- Yeah, we were regulars.Copy !req
22. Except when we ate the food,
then we were anythingCopy !req
23. but regular,
am I right?Copy !req
24. Good times with friends,Copy !req
25. and the crappy burgers taste
exactly the sameCopy !req
26. as they did 20 years ago. Crappy.Copy !req
27. - Oh, no. Not this.
- What is it, Joanie?Copy !req
28. - Nothing. Somebody else talk.
- Hey, you. Look.Copy !req
29. This isn't a ceremony
to mourn a burnt-up building.Copy !req
30. This is a funeral for my wife, Curly.Copy !req
31. Wait, that's not a party-sizedCopy !req
32. blooming onion?Copy !req
33. While the building
was collapsing from the fire,Copy !req
34. you guys caused...Copy !req
35. Curly fell into a vatCopy !req
36. of egg batter.Copy !req
37. She then slipped...Copy !req
38. fell mouth first
into a cheese spout.Copy !req
39. And her guts
was pumped full of the stuff.Copy !req
40. Then she tripped again...Copy !req
41. in seasoned flour
and then rolled into hot oil.Copy !req
42. And that's when she got
deep-fried.Copy !req
43. By the time I got her out,Copy !req
44. I tried throwing parsley
on her to cool her down.Copy !req
45. But it was too late.Copy !req
46. Ugh.Copy !req
47. But why are you wearing
such a jazzy suit to a funeral?Copy !req
48. Curly made this.
She always dreamedCopy !req
49. of owning an island-themed
clothing store.Copy !req
50. So, I'm selling up here
and making her dream come true.Copy !req
51. Gonna call the place,
"Tony Jamaica's."Copy !req
52. - Like, "Tommy Bahama?"
- What's "Tommy Bahama?"Copy !req
53. No!
You can't sell the Grassy Knoll.Copy !req
54. - Oh, God. Here we go.
- Joan, what's going on?Copy !req
55. Nothing, I've never felt better.
I do not have an illnessCopy !req
56. I've been hiding
since childhood.Copy !req
57. Mopps. Got your call.Copy !req
58. I can't wait
to turn your beloved dumpCopy !req
59. into a condo mall.
Here's your signed contract,Copy !req
60. Arbitrate, uh, force majeure,
blah-blah-blah.Copy !req
61. Priapism, carpe diem. Aha!Copy !req
62. There's a Goonies clause
in the contract that states,Copy !req
63. if we, a group
of enthusiastic teens,Copy !req
64. can raise enough money
and rebuild the Grassy KnollCopy !req
65. before Monday at dawn,
then it stays.Copy !req
66. But I don't wanna
rebuild the Grassy Knoll.Copy !req
67. We should listen to Mops.Copy !req
68. Yeah,
that's fair. That makes sense.Copy !req
69. We are rebuilding
the Grassy Knoll.Copy !req
70. Oh, good luck with that, sweetheart.Copy !req
71. What smells so yummy?Copy !req
72. That's my Curly, fried.Copy !req
73. I'll take her to go.Copy !req
74. No! My legs!Copy !req
75. It's happening again.Copy !req
76. I have to save the Grassy Knoll.
Sorry, Patches.Copy !req
77. Ugh.Copy !req
78. - What's wrong with your legs?
- What's wrong with your legs?Copy !req
79. Never mind.Copy !req
80. I'm going away this weekend
on a very important,Copy !req
81. very business-y,
business retreat.Copy !req
82. In case of emergency,
I'm keeping my phone silenced.Copy !req
83. Well, enough bonding.
Don't gain weight. Bye.Copy !req
84. My baby!Copy !req
85. Oh. My baby's fine.Copy !req
86. Thanks, guys, for helping me
pass out these flyers.Copy !req
87. You know how special
the Grassy Knoll is to me.Copy !req
88. You used to screenCopy !req
89. your black-and-white films there...Copy !req
90. and I used
to get milkshakes thrown at me.Copy !req
91. And I used to throw
those milkshakes.Copy !req
92. Listen, did you feelCopy !req
93. what I felt after we kissed
in the musical?Copy !req
94. I did!
I tried to turn my heart off,Copy !req
95. but you keep giving me
a heart-on.Copy !req
96. I feel like I'm cheating
on Joan.Copy !req
97. Me too.Copy !req
98. We need to avoid
each other at all costs.Copy !req
99. My baby!Copy !req
100. Calm down.
Your baby's fine, ma'am.Copy !req
101. Help save one of Exclamation's
historical treasures,Copy !req
102. the Grassy Knoll.Copy !req
103. More like, "The Greasy No."Copy !req
104. Their tilapia swam
right through meCopy !req
105. and back into the man-made
farming pond that it came from.Copy !req
106. What, you want
a fancy restaurantCopy !req
107. that doesn't give you diarrhea?Copy !req
108. Uh, sorry, Mr. Rockefeller.Copy !req
109. Whoa. What is happening?
Nothing!Copy !req
110. This is how I distribute stuff.Copy !req
111. Wow, Joan.Copy !req
112. I haven't seen you this excited
about passed-out flyersCopy !req
113. since Amelia Earhart
drank all the Peach Schnapps.Copy !req
114. Don't look at me!Copy !req
115. Joan!Copy !req
116. Oh, Joan.Copy !req
117. Hmm.Copy !req
118. I need to call your foster mom.Copy !req
119. Scudworth,
we'd like to welcome youCopy !req
120. to your first official
work retreatCopy !req
121. with the Board
of Shadowy Figures.Copy !req
122. Would you like
to kick things offCopy !req
123. with the functional
initiatives report?Copy !req
124. Oh, I didn't know
we were doing that now.Copy !req
125. Uh, just a moment
while I pull up my PowerPoint.Copy !req
126. Sorry, it's around here somewhere.Copy !req
127. Is anyone from IT on the bus?Copy !req
128. I'm kidding, of course.
But, oh, God.Copy !req
129. - I'm at five percent.
- Just kidding...Copy !req
130. biatch!Copy !req
131. Well, this is a fun surprise.Copy !req
132. It's a business trip, bitch!Copy !req
133. Joan, you're up!Copy !req
134. I'm so glad you're okay.Copy !req
135. For now. Your friend
is very sick. She's not well.Copy !req
136. Well, which one is it?Copy !req
137. - Is she sick or not well?
- Both.Copy !req
138. - Abe, I have Psylly Legs.
- No!Copy !req
139. Wait, what is that?Copy !req
140. Psylly Legs
is named after the doctorCopy !req
141. who first diagnosed it.
Roberta Psylly.Copy !req
142. When the patient experiences
a build-up of nostalgia,Copy !req
143. the patient's legs become
what we in medicine call...Copy !req
144. - "Psylly."
- Joan, I had no idea.Copy !req
145. I never wanted you to know, Abe.
The truth is,Copy !req
146. I've been living
with Psylly Legs for years.Copy !req
147. - Why wouldn't you tell me?
- Because of the incident.Copy !req
148. took me to my first concert,
John Cougar Mellencamp.Copy !req
149. I was loving it
until he announcedCopy !req
150. he was officially
changing his nameCopy !req
151. to "John Mellencamp."Copy !req
152. The nostalgia
just started to boil up in me.Copy !req
153. No more Cougar?
That's when I felt it.Copy !req
154. I couldn't control my legs,
they just started going crazy.Copy !req
155. I ended up on stage...Copy !req
156. When I was finally diagnosed,Copy !req
157. everyone treated me like
something to pity.Copy !req
158. There were bake sales
to "Fix Kicksy Trixie,”Copy !req
159. and cover the costsCopy !req
160. of my medical grade
wooden pants.Copy !req
161. I just wanted to be treated
like everyone else.Copy !req
162. It was the worst time
of my life.Copy !req
163. Wait, you were Kicksy Trixie?
I thought she died.Copy !req
164. No, I just dyed my hairCopy !req
165. and came back to school
in regular pants.Copy !req
166. Luckily, I realized
folk rock music wasn't for me,Copy !req
167. and I've kept my condition
hidden ever since.Copy !req
168. I've given her
prescription tap shoes,Copy !req
169. so you'll know
when her Psylly LegsCopy !req
170. are flaring up.Copy !req
171. If the nostalgia grows toxic,
it could spread to her heart.Copy !req
172. And then she could die.Copy !req
173. If you hear her saying things
like, "Back in my day,"Copy !req
174. or, "You're ruining my
childhood,"Copy !req
175. it may be too late.Copy !req
176. But Psylly Heart
can be prevented.Copy !req
177. How? I'll do anything.Copy !req
178. The temporary solution...Copy !req
179. would be to rebuild
the Grassy KnollCopy !req
180. to keep her nostalgia at bay.Copy !req
181. But the more permanent
solution is...Copy !req
182. We don't have time for that!Copy !req
183. I'll get everyone to help
save you, Joan.Copy !req
184. - I'm off to tell everyone
- No! You can't tell anyone,Copy !req
185. and definitely not JFK.Copy !req
186. I just got used
to being popular.Copy !req
187. I don't want anything
to change that.Copy !req
188. Your secret's safe with me.
But from now on,Copy !req
189. let's never keep secrets
from each other,Copy !req
190. big or small,
no matter the consequences.Copy !req
191. Deal. Seal it with a blood pact?Copy !req
192. Psylly Legs
isn't transmissible, is it?Copy !req
193. - Only via toilet seats.
- Let's cut some fingers.Copy !req
194. I don't do well around blood.Copy !req
195. Friends, is there anyone
you care about more than Joan?Copy !req
196. - No! Definitely not!
- What? Did someone
say something?Copy !req
197. Then let's rebuild
the Grassy Knoll for her.Copy !req
198. I mean, the new condos
could be a good thing.Copy !req
199. They're supposed
to be fully sustainable.Copy !req
200. I heard they were gonna offer
low-income housing.Copy !req
201. Uh, I mean, normally,
I'd agree with that,Copy !req
202. but sometimes it's better
to sustain a friendshipCopy !req
203. - than the environment.
- And this is one of those times.Copy !req
204. For friendship!Copy !req
205. I mean, I guess,
if everyone else is doing it.Copy !req
206. Does anyone mind if I kick off
a fundraising montage?Copy !req
207. Cool.Copy !req
208. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
209. I am so glad
you have rich parents.Copy !req
210. They make fundraising montages
so much easier.Copy !req
211. Joanie!
We raised 100,000 dollars.Copy !req
212. Wow, I can't believe
you guys did that.Copy !req
213. The perfect amount of moneyCopy !req
214. to make a highly produced
fundraising videoCopy !req
215. to raise money
to save the Grassy Knoll.Copy !req
216. And I have
the perfect video idea.Copy !req
217. Onion rings
are a cir...Copy !req
218. are a circle of time.Copy !req
219. What is time but a memory?Copy !req
220. What is a memory
but the death...Copy !req
221. the death of thoughts?Copy !req
222. I'm David Tennant. Give money.Copy !req
223. She spent 100,000 dollars
to make that?Copy !req
224. Folks will pay a pretty penny
for groundbreaking art.Copy !req
225. How much did it raise?Copy !req
226. Uh, let me see here.
Carry the one...Copy !req
227. Zero dollars.Copy !req
228. David Tennant
for the sandwiches.Copy !req
229. I guess the Grassy KnollCopy !req
230. will be gone forever.Copy !req
231. Joan? Are you all right?Copy !req
232. I'm totally and completely fine.
I'm just gonna hold
this trash canCopy !req
233. in front of me, like—
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
234. Just gonna go
get some fresh air.Copy !req
235. Don't run after me!Copy !req
236. Should we run after her?Copy !req
237. Is that the sound
of a woodpecker?Copy !req
238. Uh, tap, tap, tapping away?Copy !req
239. Nothing to worry about
or investigate. Just stay put.Copy !req
240. Hmm.Copy !req
241. Joan! Joan, stop.Copy !req
242. I can't!Copy !req
243. Hideous! Hideous!Copy !req
244. Joan, I can't do this alone!Copy !req
245. This is too much
for one teen to handle.Copy !req
246. Can't we just tell our friends?Copy !req
247. I can't risk it, Abe.Copy !req
248. If they start treating me differently,Copy !req
249. it could send me
into a Psylly spiral.Copy !req
250. What about your foster mom?Copy !req
251. - Can't we tell her?
- No, Abe. She's at a conference.Copy !req
252. She's a modern-day
working woman.Copy !req
253. Look out! Got you now!Copy !req
254. Take that, bitch! Whoo!Copy !req
255. Ah! Remember this leg lamp
from A Christmas Story?Copy !req
256. No! That movie isn't as good
as you remember, Joan.Copy !req
257. Really charming.Copy !req
258. - But you gotta stop.
- I can't!Copy !req
259. Back in my day,
it was the best movieCopy !req
260. and I kept thinking
about how Mr. Big CorporationCopy !req
261. is ruining my childhood.Copy !req
262. Joan, you just said,
"Back in my day"Copy !req
263. and "Ruin my childhood!"Copy !req
264. The nostalgia is becoming toxic.Copy !req
265. We have to acceptCopy !req
266. that my Psylly Legs
will definitely kill me.Copy !req
267. No!Copy !req
268. I'm gonna be here for you
no matter what.Copy !req
269. Every step of the way.Copy !req
270. My precious babies!Copy !req
271. Go, Joan.
Yee-haw! Ha!Copy !req
272. Hey!
What's all the commotion? Joan?Copy !req
273. Pop singer
turned dramatic actress,Copy !req
274. Mandy Moore? Wow!Copy !req
275. I haven't seen you
since you taught meCopy !req
276. the true spirit
of Snowflake Day.Copy !req
277. - I am not Mandy Moore.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
278. Because you have a
"This Is Us" poster.Copy !req
279. No.Copy !req
280. - It says, "This Is Not Us."
- Right. "Not Us." Wait.Copy !req
281. Have you been living
in a dumpster for 20 years?Copy !req
282. Not the same dumpster.Copy !req
283. It's amazing what you can do
with trash. Look.Copy !req
284. Wow! How'd you get
a view of Central Park?Copy !req
285. We don't live anywhere
near New York.Copy !req
286. Anything is possible
with trash.Copy !req
287. Trash is stuff
privileged people throw away...Copy !req
288. when it's too hard
to recycle.Copy !req
289. Hideous!Copy !req
290. You can use stuff to make stuff.Copy !req
291. My couch is a banana peel.Copy !req
292. You're right, Trash Mandy.Copy !req
293. We can rebuild
the Grassy Knoll with trash,Copy !req
294. since we don't have any money.Copy !req
295. Boy. If we build
the Grassy Knoll again,Copy !req
296. then I won't have
nostalgia for it,Copy !req
297. and I'll be cured
of Psylly Legs.Copy !req
298. The Grassy Knoll
was total garbage.Copy !req
299. So, it only makes senseCopy !req
300. to rebuild it
with total garbage.Copy !req
301. Oh, Mandy.
I love this idea!Copy !req
302. - I'm gonna go tell the group.
- Abe, wait.Copy !req
303. Thanks for stepping up
and being my bestCopy !req
304. non-sexual friend.Copy !req
305. I'm gonna be okay!Copy !req
306. I won't turn out
to be like that girlCopy !req
307. - in A Walk to Remember.
- Hey!Copy !req
308. Really seems like
you're Mandy Moore.Copy !req
309. You came back for me.Copy !req
310. We have to figure
this out. It's not fair to Joan.Copy !req
311. It's true,
but how can we know for sureCopy !req
312. if we're supposed
to be together?Copy !req
313. We can't know for sure,
but our tongues can.Copy !req
314. Guys! Dumpster Mandy Moore saidCopy !req
315. we can use free trash
to rebuild the Grassy Knoll—Copy !req
316. No!Copy !req
317. Oh, I wish I could unsee that!Copy !req
318. But I'm just gonna watch it
for one more sec to make sureCopy !req
319. I got it.
Oh! I definitely got it.Copy !req
320. No!Copy !req
321. Meh.Copy !req
322. Ugh! Gross. I feel moreCopy !req
323. when I kiss my reflection
in the mirror.Copy !req
324. You do that too? Huh.Copy !req
325. You know, I'd never do this
with one of my old broads,Copy !req
326. but, uh, should we be honest
and tell Joan?Copy !req
327. We didn't technically
do anything wrong.Copy !req
328. Would you tell someone
about a crimeCopy !req
329. - you didn't actually commit?
- You're right!Copy !req
330. It's, uh, like,
if you drove off a bridgeCopy !req
331. and accidentally killed a gal.Copy !req
332. Do you sit around
and wait for the police?Copy !req
333. Hell no!Copy !req
334. I don't know
if that's the takeaway.Copy !req
335. You're right. Not telling Joan
is the easiest,Copy !req
336. and therefore,
rightest thing to do.Copy !req
337. Dr. Neelankavil,
I'm really troubled.Copy !req
338. I saw Joan's boyfriend
kissing her best friend,Copy !req
339. and I don't know
if I should tell Joan.Copy !req
340. I don't wanna trigger her
Psylly Legs,Copy !req
341. but I wanna do
what's best for her.Copy !req
342. Listen, Abe.
I'm just a doctor of the body,Copy !req
343. not of the heart or mind.Copy !req
344. But Joan is very Psylly,Copy !req
345. and you don't
wanna be responsibleCopy !req
346. - for her being too Psylly.
- You're right.Copy !req
347. But I did see you
make a blood pact with her,Copy !req
348. promising not to keep secretsCopy !req
349. from each other
under any circumstances.Copy !req
350. So, it's a tough call,Copy !req
351. but I'm sure
you'll make the right one.Copy !req
352. Thanks, Dr. Neelankavil.
Can I put my pants back on now?Copy !req
353. You didn't need to take them off
in the first place.Copy !req
354. Let's use the old wood
as the frameCopy !req
355. and the glass shards
as windows.Copy !req
356. And the rotten coffee grounds
as new coffee grounds.Copy !req
357. Are you guys seriously doing—
What's that word?Copy !req
358. It begins with a "C"
and it has hair in it?Copy !req
359. - Uh, charity?
- Yes.Copy !req
360. - Ugh, it even sounds disgusting.
- It's happening.Copy !req
361. I'm gonna get my place back
and not die.Copy !req
362. Uh...Copy !req
363. From boredom. Duh!
Not from a disease.Copy !req
364. You're my disease, baby.
And I never wanna get well.Copy !req
365. And I don't ever want to be
with another disease either.Copy !req
366. Thanks?Copy !req
367. And you're my best
new female friend,Copy !req
368. who I only wanna help,
and never hurt.Copy !req
369. So, let's get this garbage
hang out together. Yeah!Copy !req
370. Abe, people are acting weird.
Oh, do you think they know?Copy !req
371. I don't know what they know.Copy !req
372. But what I know
is nothing about something.Copy !req
373. - Now you're acting weird.
- I'm not acting weird.Copy !req
374. I'm shooting you straight, partner.Copy !req
375. That's not how you talk.Copy !req
376. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
377. I'm sure I don't know,
little lady.Copy !req
378. Abe, I need you
to be honest with me.Copy !req
379. Honest Abe, comin' at you,Copy !req
380. on the level,
givin' ya the straight dope.Copy !req
381. I don't know
who you are right now.Copy !req
382. I'm just trying
to make the right decisionCopy !req
383. in a difficult situation.Copy !req
384. What does that even mean? I—Copy !req
385. Joan, I don't— I can't— I—Copy !req
386. Joan!Copy !req
387. Thank God, you're alive.Copy !req
388. I was so worried.Copy !req
389. Wow! It turns out urgent careCopy !req
390. is a great alternative
to the ER!Copy !req
391. You look really sick.Copy !req
392. You all shouldn't be here.Copy !req
393. Abe, I trusted you to keep
my Psylly Legs a secret.Copy !req
394. - Yo. Your what?
- I told you, Joan.Copy !req
395. I didn't say anything
about that.Copy !req
396. What's going on, Joanie?Copy !req
397. - It's not a big deal.
- This is a huge deal.Copy !req
398. Your nostalgia levels
are through the roof.Copy !req
399. The Psylliness is mere inches
from your heart.Copy !req
400. This is what Psylly Heart
looks like.Copy !req
401. Whoa!Copy !req
402. Look, I don't want your pity.
Just leave me alone.Copy !req
403. - Get out of here.
- We're your friends.Copy !req
404. If there's anything we can do,
just let us know.Copy !req
405. And if you just want us
to leave, that's fine, too.Copy !req
406. You're not trying to coddle me?Copy !req
407. Ew. I don't even know
how to do that.Copy !req
408. I've never had a group
of friends like this before.Copy !req
409. We just wanna do
whatever's best for you, Joan.Copy !req
410. Then we need to finish
rebuilding the Grassy KnollCopy !req
411. before it's too late.Copy !req
412. It's the only thing
that can save me.Copy !req
413. Actually, that's just
a temporary solution.Copy !req
414. A permanent solution
would be to acceptCopy !req
415. that there is change in life.
Grow and move on.Copy !req
416. - We're doing Joan's thing.
- We're gonna temporarilyCopy !req
417. save your life.Copy !req
418. Before anyone's life
is saved,Copy !req
419. we need to get a hold
of your foster momCopy !req
420. for billing purposes.Copy !req
421. You can try but she's a single,
working mother doing her best.Copy !req
422. In my face, indeed.Copy !req
423. You are the Queen
of Alcohol Pong.Copy !req
424. Hey, Scudworth,Copy !req
425. maybe you're not
a total piece of shit.Copy !req
426. Ah! Do you mean it?
Oh! Work retreats are the best.Copy !req
427. And it even smells the same.Copy !req
428. My legs are now
so steady and— and firm.Copy !req
429. I'm not Psylly anymore!Copy !req
430. All right.
Time to bulldoze this thing.Copy !req
431. Wait, are you kidding?Copy !req
432. We rebuilt the Grassy Knoll
in three days.Copy !req
433. We honored the contract.Copy !req
434. You needed to put
an "Open" sign on the door.Copy !req
435. Sorry, you didn't read the back.Copy !req
436. You can't bulldoze anything
with friendship protecting it.Copy !req
437. Yeah! Friendship wall.Copy !req
438. Ah, okay. You kids win.Copy !req
439. The Grassy Knoll is gone again!Copy !req
440. Hmm. Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
I'm actually okay, guys.Copy !req
441. I no longer have nostalgia
for the past.Copy !req
442. All thanks to my new friends,Copy !req
443. who I can make
new memories with.Copy !req
444. Abe, I'm so sorry,
I doubted you.Copy !req
445. You're the most loyal,Copy !req
446. trustworthy friend
anyone could have.Copy !req
447. Yeah, that's me.Copy !req
448. Now, that she's better,
we should probably confess, right?Copy !req
449. I know. I feel awful.Copy !req
450. Joanie! Thank God you're better!Copy !req
451. There's no way I could have
gotten better without you—Copy !req
452. JFK and I kissed!Copy !req
453. after the kiss in the musical,Copy !req
454. so, uh, we had to make sure.
But my wiener felt zippo.Copy !req
455. Like I was kissing my hairy aunt
at the cookout.Copy !req
456. It was like a sock
filled with oatmealCopy !req
457. just dangling there.
Joan, say something.Copy !req
458. Th— This didn't happen.Copy !req
459. The— I deny it.Copy !req
460. It's my fault.
I blame myself!Copy !req
461. No! This is fucked up!
May God smite you!Copy !req
462. - Joan. I'm sorry, baby. Please.
- Just let it ride.Copy !req
463. She's going through
the stages of grief.Copy !req
464. I hate this. I hate myself.Copy !req
465. No! Screw this.
Screw you all to hell!Copy !req
466. Why are there so many clouds?
I'm fine. I'm totally fine.Copy !req
467. Squirrels talk to me.Copy !req
468. I'm so alone.
How many stages are there?Copy !req
469. I feel like
we're in the home stretch.Copy !req
470. Quit looking at me! Die, tree!Copy !req
471. I'm drowning my feelings.
It's okay.Copy !req
472. Thank you
for being honest with me.Copy !req
473. I'm glad they told you.Copy !req
474. That was so hard
keeping that secret from you.Copy !req
475. What?Copy !req
476. You knew and you didn't tell me?Copy !req
477. I was trying to be
a good best friendCopy !req
478. and protect you.
That's why I didn't tell you.Copy !req
479. The old Abe
wouldn't have done that.Copy !req
480. He would have honored
our blood pact.Copy !req
481. And right now,
I'm nostalgic for him.Copy !req
482. Oh, God. How do we stop this?Copy !req
483. I need to get over
our friendship,Copy !req
484. the same way I got over
the music of John Mellencamp.Copy !req
485. I need to acceptCopy !req
486. that there's change in life.
Grow, and move on.Copy !req
487. What does that mean?Copy !req
488. I have to let our friendship go.Copy !req
489. I need an aspirin
and a Plan B for Mr. B.Copy !req
490. One hundred missed calls
from Joan?Copy !req
491. Boy, I'm glad
I had this turned off.Copy !req
492. That would have been
very annoying.Copy !req
493. Hey, um. You know
how you saidCopy !req
494. I wasn't a total piece of shit
yesterday?Copy !req
495. I don't remember anything
from these trips.Copy !req
496. Right. Okay.
You know,Copy !req
497. I remember everything
quite vividly.Copy !req
498. Some pretty good stories actually.Copy !req
499. That's progress, Mr. B.Copy !req
500. I'm so amazed
you got Mr. Big CorporationCopy !req
501. to rebuild the Grassy Knoll.Copy !req
502. Mr. Big Corporation's
my ex-stepdad. Whatever.Copy !req
503. I mean, sure, it looks nothing
like the original Grassy Knoll,Copy !req
504. and it only serves Acai bowls,Copy !req
505. but at least
it has the same name.Copy !req
506. - Thanks, Cleo.
- It's not about you.Copy !req
507. I just really missed
chucking food at nerds.Copy !req
508. Yes!Copy !req
509. Well, the only thing
from the old menuCopy !req
510. they still let me serve
is my famous hot coffee.Copy !req
511. Here you go. On the house.Copy !req
512. So, what happened
to "Tony Jamaica's"Copy !req
513. - clothing shop?
- Ah.Copy !req
514. Retail is just a giant hassle,Copy !req
515. but I did at least
get some artwork out of it.Copy !req
516. Ugh!Copy !req
517. Still tastes like hot,
pukey mop water.Copy !req
518. Oh, good to be home, Mopps.Copy !req
519. Good to be home!Copy !req