Clarence 1x8

Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

Grace Kaufman as Chelsea (voice) • Joshua Rush as Breehn (voice) • Abigail Revasch as Tiff (voice) • Dave Wittenberg as Walt (voice) • John DiMaggio as Mel (voice)

When Clarence's mom takes Clarence to a stuffy dinner party, Clarence embarks on a quest for fun wherever it can be found.

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1. 'Scuse me, ladies.

2. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhh!

3. Da-da-da-da-ba! Clarence,

4. are you listening to me? Yeah, I think so.

5. Excited to go to the dinner party tonight?

6. You get to hang out with Breehn,

7. see his new house, huh?

8. Yeah, I think it's gonna be really great.

9. Da-da-da-da-ba!

10. Good! We're gonna have fun, right, Chad?

11. I don't know. That family's weird.

12. Oh, they're not weird.

13. They're just very... cultured.

14. And it was nice of them to have us over.

15. We don't get invited to stuff like this often.

16. For some reason. Hey, uh,

17. I'm not gonna do that at the party.

18. Thank you. Mom, at Breehn's house,

19. will somebody bring out pies,

20. and then everybody's gonna be

21. throwing 'em all over the place?

22. No. Sweetie, I don't want you

23. throwing any pies, all right?

24. Can I jump on the— No, Clarence.

25. Can I climb on— No. Look—

26. I wanna make a good impression tonight.

27. I need you to behave yourself.

28. Well, can I... explore the house?

29. Hmm. Yeah, I guess that's all right. Sure.

30. Yes!

31. Yes, yes, yes!

32. Yes! Yes! Yes!

33. Chad, I want you to keep an eye on Clarence, okay? Chad?

34. What? Whoa!

35. Watch where you're going!

36. Are you kidding me? Chad

37. Sorry. Okay, slow do—

38. Slow down. You're gonna hit—

39. Sorry.

40. Okay, Breehn, here are extra napkins.

41. Make sure your friends have everything they need.

42. And remember, son, don't be a good host...

43. Be a great host.

44. Good boy.

45. Mary! Chad! Welcome to our home.

46. Hi, lady.

47. What? Now, I'm sure you're

48. all dying to hear about

49. the renovations we've done to our home,

50. but first, a little history.

51. This house is well over 100 years old—

52. Oldest in the neighborhood, as a matter of fact!

53. Oh, you don't say! Oh.

54. Oh. Now, you don't— stop. Don't.

55. Now, our home being a Queen Anne style,

56. we wanted to be sure to stay true to the Victorian motif.

57. Yeah, but too bad the cost was postmodern.

58. Walt, stop!

59. No, you stop. No, you.

60. See? Told you they were weird.

61. Tiffany, your home is lovely.

62. Ha-ha-ha! I know.

63. Don't do that, please.

64. Ew! What is all this stuff?

65. It's called tapas.

66. It's a Spanish style of dining.

67. What's that one?

68. That's an artichoke and goat cheese croquette.

69. Ahh. Eh!

70. I'm impressed by your parents' selection, Breehn.

71. Very authentic.

72. Oh. Uh, thanks.

73. Honk, honk! All aboard the gravy train!

74. Uh, no, Clarence. I don't want any—

75. Well, I'm done.

76. Oops.

77. Ugh. Good thing my parents put in stainproof carpets.

78. You guy's carpets are stainproof?

79. Oh, Clarence, n—

80. That's amazing. What other secrets does this house hold?

81. Uh, I don't know.

82. Hmm. No wonder my mom wanted me to explore this place.

83. There could be anything, like hidden doors

84. or a cupboard with a talking mouse.

85. Or a dead body. Ah! Now we're talkin'!

86. All right, pack your things.

87. We got some exploring to do!

88. Oops. Gotta wash my hands.

89. Huh?

90. Breehn, what's that up there?

91. Nothing. We can't go up there.

92. Why not?

93. No.

94. Uh, look, we're— We're just not allowed, okay?

95. Aww.

96. Do you wanna explore my room instead?

97. We can pretend the floor is lava.

98. No. Lava scares me.

99. Hey, can we explore the basement?

100. Okay.

101. Uh, yeah. We're allowed.

102. Come on, everyone!

103. We have got to show you our kitchen.

104. You'll just flip when you see

105. what we've done with the cabinetry.

106. Oh, yeah. This is a basement all right.

107. Ha-ha-ha! Look at that!

108. This is so cool. Oh, my gosh.

109. Look at that. This is definitely a basement.

110. All right, people.

111. I want everything in this basement checked out,

112. so just go look at stuff, pick it up, root around,

113. and if you find anything, let me know.

114. O-okay.

115. Careful! Careful!

116. Got a message from a mermaid queen.

117. She was hangin' from a fish— Aaaah!

118. Whoa! Guys, please be careful.

119. If you break anything, my parents will kill me.

120. Hammers, hammers, hammers! Whoo-hoo!

121. Oh, my God! Guys, I found something!

122. The house walls are full of cotton candy!

123. Actually, Clarence, it's called insulation.

124. Wait! No, Clarence! Don't touch that!

125. It's full of fiberglass!

126. Oh! Aaah!

127. Oh, no!

128. Nobody's supposed to get hurt! Gosh!

129. My parents are gonna kill me!

130. I'm dead! I'm so dead!

131. Pull yourself together, man!

132. Ahhh.

133. Well, that was exciting.

134. Okay. He's fine.

135. Would you look at the water pressure?

136. Makes you glad to be alive, huh?

137. And we had the tiles imported

138. all the way from Morocco.

139. Ugh. I gotta get out of here.

140. Chad! Chad!

141. Oh, I hear Clarence.

142. Chad, Chad, where are you going?

143. Hello? Chad!

144. What are you doing down here?

145. Ooh!

146. I just came to see what's up.

147. That's great, Chad. The more the merrier. Ohh!

148. Thanks.

149. Yeah! Go, Chad! Go, Chad!

150. Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

151. Up... down.

152. Up... down.

153. Whoa! Whew!

154. All right. My turn.

155. Yeah, maybe later, little man.

156. Wow. You could probably beat up my dad.

157. Ah. Thanks, kid.

158. Say, Chad, when do you think my muscles will start coming in?

159. Next year? Uh, yeah, probably.

160. Can't rush 'em, though. Cool.

161. All right. I think we explored everything down here.

162. Where to next?

163. We could go explore Breehn's bedroom.

164. Or Breehn's parents' bedroom.

165. We should go to the kitchen.

166. We can go anywhere you guys want,

167. as long as it's not the attic.

168. Attic?

169. We gotta go to that attic.

170. Yeah! We got to. Yes, let's go!

171. I just said my parents don't want anyone going up there.

172. What do you think they're hiding?

173. Somethin' nasty!

174. Or a dead body.

175. And then it turned into a dead ghost.

176. I'm scared, but I still want to go.

177. You guys, no! My parents will kill me!

178. Breehn, Breehn, Breehn, Breehn, Breehn.

179. Your parents are gonna kill you anyway.

180. Don't you wanna find out what's up there before they do?

181. Uh, Chad, what do you think?

182. Uh...

183. Oh, Walt! Oh, Tiff!

184. Yeah, I say we go to the attic.

185. But then Walt wanted it pinstripes,

186. and we both thought about desert rose.

187. That would have been a mistake.

188. Can you imagine?

189. No, I can't!

190. You know, when I was painting Clarence's room,

191. I spent so much— Actually, Mary,

192. we're still talking about our wallpaper here,

193. so if you could keep the chatter down,

194. that'd be great. Thanks!

195. Where are you, Chad?

196. Whoa!

197. Go, go, go.

198. Oh, my gosh. I'm so excited.

199. Look! There's a ghost!

200. It's just a teddy bear.

201. Over there!

202. Oh. It's just a mannequin, a rainbow wig,

203. a pair of trousers, and two rakes.

204. Hmm. Maybe the ghosts are hiding.

205. Better look around.

206. Ew!

207. Hey, it's my game player!

208. I thought I lost this.

209. I love this thing!

210. Hey, look at these cool old magazines.

211. That's the biggest building I ever saw.

212. Okay, I think we're done here

213. and should head downstairs.

214. Aw, man!

215. But I still wonder what Breehn's parents were hiding.

216. Whoa. Did you guys hear that?

217. Hello, ghosts? Are you there?

218. I'm just a friendly boy.

219. Just be my friend, okay?

220. Clarence, look out!

221. Back to our floors—

222. Oh, lordy.

223. Well, guess we know why

224. they didn't want us to go in the attic.

225. Chad, are you okay?

226. Why'd you do that?

227. Chad, I want you to know that you are my hero,

228. just in case you fall to your death,

229. which it's kind of looking like.

230. Chad! I'll save you!

231. No, no! I don't think the floor—

232. Wow. Look at that.

233. Hey, Mama. What's for dessert?

234. Kind of tastes like drywall.

235. Son, are you all right?

236. Oh, my gosh!

237. Oh, my dang, dang gosh!

238. You people destroyed our home!

239. I hope you understand the ramifications of this!

240. Someone is going to pay for this disaster!

241. Hmm. I don't know.

242. Looks like some faulty construction there, Walt.

243. What are you trying to say?

244. I'm just sayin' if somebody got hurt, a man could sue.

245. Oh. Uh... suddenly, I feel dizzy.

246. Oh, yeah. I think my back's really twisted up.

247. And my brains fell out.

248. Bye, Breehn.

249. Thanks for the good tapas.

250. Bye, Breehn. See you at school Monday.

251. Sorry about your house.

252. Am I in trouble?

253. I think we both are.

254. So you're not mad at us?

255. Chad, alls I could picture

256. was your butt hanging out of that ceiling.

257. Seems like you guys were the only ones who had fun tonight.

258. Boy, what snobs.

259. Wow. That was the best dinner party of my whole life.

260. I even saw a ghost.

261. It was so scary.

262. You guys hungry for ice cream?

263. I'd love some. Yes, sir! I am!

264. That dessert was so bland.

265. Oh, my lord! Chad, are you okay?

266. You hit your face on the moon!