Clarence 1x43

Lea DeLaria as EJ (voice) • Chris Edgerly as Copernicus / Man in Window / Cashier (voice)

Jeff is set to go to bed so he can wake up for the morning meteor shower when Clarence suggests they stay up all night. As they struggle to stay awake, their reality slips away as deprivation induced hallucinations play tricks with them.

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1. Aah! Whew!

2. You're really good at staring contests.

3. Wait, what?

4. Okay, best out of three.

5. Eyes on the prize, right here.

6. Yeah, but what's the prize?

7. Are you spying on somebody? No.

8. The Leonid meteor shower is tonight,

9. or rather, tomorrow morning at 4 a.m.

10. What's a Leonard meat shower?

11. This site contains all sorts of useful information.

12. You guys can learn— Fireball! Click it!

13. I can't file a false report. Aww, come on.

14. I can't have you mess up my computer.

15. I got it! Thanks, Clarence.

16. This is a delicate operation.

17. I've signed up to observe the quadrant

18. outside my own window.

19. I'll note the rate at which meteors fall out of the sky

20. from each trajectory angle.

21. Is that guy Leonard?

22. What? What happened? Let me see.

23. Hmm. 7:45.

24. The meteor shower is in eight hours.

25. I'm sure they'll be done by then.

26. Well, anyway, time for sleep.

27. Wait, you're kicking us out? Well, for now,

28. but you can come back at 3:45,

29. when I'll be nice and rested.

30. Good night.

31. Hey, Jeffrey, what if we stayed up all night?

32. Why would we do a thing like that?

33. 'Cause it's fun.

34. Yeah! Yeah, and what if you had a dream

35. where you thought you woke up, but you didn't,

36. and you missed the alarm,

37. and you missed a bunch of school,

38. and we had to come here

39. and feed you every day out of your bed.

40. Clarence, that's...

41. Actually a pretty good point.

42. Maybe it is safest to stay up.

43. Up all night! Up all night!

44. Up all night! Up all night!

45. Up all night! Up all night!

46. Whoa.

47. Jeff, is it 4:00 yet?

48. No, Clarence, it's 10:01.

49. I thought staying up all night would be fun.

50. I'm having a great time.

51. I'm reading about

52. the great historical masterminds of astronomy.

53. I'm still hungry. Let's get hamburgers.

54. A provisions run?

55. Hmm.

56. It would be a chance

57. to familiarize myself with the stars.

58. Like Copernicus.

59. Look, his fly's open.

60. Bop! Bop! Let's see,

61. I wonder if I can see Pisces the fish.

62. Ugh.

63. Look, look. It's a meteor!

64. That's not a meteor. That's a plane, Clarence.

65. Bat!

66. Hey, bite me! Bite me!

67. Hey, you kids keep it down!

68. Wait, Randy? Randy, is that you?

69. I thought I told you to stay off the street!

70. Aw, quiet down!

71. I already fed you!

72. Look what you did, Randy!

73. Look. There it is. Huh?

74. A gas station? Come on, guys!

75. Oh, Nite Bites.

76. Wow, Sumo. You look tired.

77. What? I'm not tired. See?

78. Oof!

79. Aah!

80. Good evening, my good man.

81. Where are your most energizing snacks

82. for three fellows staying up all night?

83. Y'all boys trying to get in some trouble tonight?

84. Oh, yes, we are.

85. I hear that. Heh, heh.

86. Oh, yeah, this is the free stuff.

87. Ugh!

88. Oh, no!

89. Hello.

90. Hey, Sumo,

91. is this store getting freaky,

92. or is it just me?

93. If you stay up for a while,

94. your mind can play tricks on you.

95. Is it happening to you too?

96. Uh... No.

97. Okay, Jeff, no need to judge a book by its cover.

98. I'm sure the inside has been cleaned to a healthy standard.

99. Hey, kid, help. I can't get up. Aah!

100. Got to fight the— Unh! —sleep madness. Unh!

101. Jeff, are we there yet?

102. Quiet, Clarence, I'm trying to navigate.

103. Oh, come on, what is it this time?

104. Hey, Jeff, I know.

105. Let's just ask Mr. Tree for directions.

106. Whoa.

107. Sumo!

108. Spit that star map out right now!

109. Eh.

110. What are you doing?

111. Eh.

112. Hey, macaroni. All right, that's it.

113. This is a very important night for me,

114. and I'm not letting you two ruin it!

115. Jeffrey.

116. Shh.

117. Copernicus! Ow!

118. Jeff, no! Don't go!

119. MR. Clarence!

120. Mr. Junior.

121. There, there, little guy. I got you.

122. Sumo, come give Mr. Ju—

123. Sumo?

124. Oh, great, Mr. Junior, which way did Sumo go?

125. That way.

126. Sumo?

127. Sumo?

128. Uh, Clarence?

129. Ah!

130. Ah!

131. Ah! Ah!

132. Copernicus!

133. Jeffrey.

134. It is you!

135. Come, Jeffrey. Walk with me.

136. Oh! Oh.

137. Yeah, do it. Do it, do it.

138. I don't know. What if I can never come back?

139. It's too risky. What if it's a trap?

140. Come on, just throw in the toad.

141. Ah, throw the toad, throw the toad.

142. What have I done?

143. You see, Jeffrey, men like us are special.

144. The night sky holds the answers for us, Jeffrey.

145. Look at the stars, Jeffrey. Look at them!

146. I see them. Yes, Jeffrey.

147. Yes!

148. Aah!

149. Whoo-hoo!

150. Yay!

151. Whoo-hoo. Ha.

152. Absolutely brilliant, Jeffrey.

153. Now, I need you to complete a most important task.

154. You must find my missing constellation!

155. Aah!

156. You've got it, Jeffrey. Almost there.

157. You've done it, my dear boy!

158. And now it is my honor to bestow upon you the—

159. Unh! Hey, Jeff.

160. Jeffrey!

161. Copernicus, no!

162. Clarence!

163. Uh, Clarence?

164. Clarence, stop it!

165. No!

166. Don't come any closer.

167. I said stop it.

168. Jeffrey.

169. You have done exceptional work, Jeffrey.

170. It is time for your reward.

171. Jeff!

172. No, no, no, no, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff!

173. No, no! No! Jeff, Jeff, Jeff!

174. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff!

175. What, Clarence? What?

176. I can't find Sumo.

177. All night, you've done nothing but make everything worse!

178. We should have never even left my room!

179. Are you even listening to me?

180. You, be quiet! Stop it!

181. Jeff, you can't talk to him like that.

182. Why did you leave me, Mr. Junior?

183. Okay, okay, you guys win. Just leave me alone.

184. Staying up all night was the worst idea.

185. So tired.

186. You guys! Look! It's here!

187. Where, where, where? Show me. Right there!

188. Oh, my gosh. I saw it.

189. Whoa.

190. Wow! Look at that one!

191. My car!

192. Oh!

193. Get down, boy! You're scratching up the rug!

194. Wow, guys. Staying up was the best idea.

195. I wouldn't have been able to see anything from my window.

196. Now to report all those fireballs.

197. First name— Jeff.

198. No, "Jeffrey."