Clarence 1x42

Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

While Clarence spends Saturday playing an adventure game, Dragon’s Cusp, Mary asks him to return some mail to the guy across the street Chalmers Santiago, whom they’ve never seen. Clarence makes it his mission to befriend the neighbor.

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1. Baby's first phone.

2. Wow. Just give that a feel, Martha.

3. A touchscreen soft enough for a six-month-old baby.

4. Clarence, whatcha doing?

5. Nothing.

6. You really need to call now

7. and get them started young.

8. Ugh. TV is so boring.

9. I couldn't think of a bigger waste of a Sunday.

10. Clarence? You busy, or what's going on?

11. Yeah, I'm just—

12. I'm just finding stuff to do... for today.

13. For Sunday.

14. All right. Come on, lazy bones. Get yourself up.

15. I got some chores for you.

16. What— You're just gonna watch TV all day?

17. Come on.

18. Why don't I give you something to do?

19. Okay.

20. All right. Here's some old stuff I want get rid of here.

21. Drop it off at the thrift store?

22. I don't want to see it anymore.

23. Yes, sir!

24. Ugh. Boring.

25. Ew. Weird. Creepy.

26. Ugh! Ew!

27. What in the world?

28. Let's take this here.

29. Bingo.

30. Aah!

31. Get in there.

32. Oh, boy. Here we go.

33. Aw, yeah, Dragon's Cusp.

34. Start.

35. Oh, cool.

36. Oh.

37. Is that supposed to be me?

38. Okay. Here we go.

39. Hey, where did I g— Oh.

40. Okay. That was weird.

41. Okay, maybe if I just go—

42. What?

43. Okay, this has got to be the right way.

44. Whew. Level 2, here we go.

45. And what is this?

46. A magic key.

47. Hey, what the heck?

48. What? I— I can't get out!

49. Okay.

50. I guess I've gotten pretty far.

51. It's time for a break.

52. Ugh, what in the— Can't get out!

53. Oh, you dropped off the box already?

54. I'm bored.

55. Well, I can always make you do more chores.

56. Okay, I guess.

57. See that mail right there?

58. I think it belongs to our neighbor.

59. "Perm Palace"?

60. "Cinnamon of the Month Club"?

61. What kind of guy is this?

62. Chalmers Santiago?

63. Oh, I'm sure he's a nice guy.

64. Anyway, I just wanted you to drop off his mail.

65. He lives right across the street.

66. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Across the street?

67. Maybe you could ask him

68. if he's getting expensive power bills too.

69. I tell you, there's something funny

70. going on on our block.

71. Unh! Hey!

72. Don't read other people's mail.

73. It's not polite.

74. Hmm. A water bill.

75. So we know he uses water.

76. Chalmers my friend, the jig is up.

77. Hello?

78. Chammers San Diego?

79. Mr. Sandago?

80. I got your mail,

81. and my mom wants to know if you have bad power bills too!

82. Clarence, you said you took this stuff to the thrift store.

83. Why is it still here on the floor?

84. Shh! I think he just ordered a pizza.

85. Are you spying on— He is?

86. I've never actually seen Chalmers before.

87. Ugh, the pizza boy's blocking the door!

88. I can't see him!

89. I think he's paying for it.

90. Unh! Unh! He looks really short.

91. He closed the door!

92. Drat!

93. Aw, come on!

94. Mr. Chalmers, it's— I mean—

95. Mr. Chalmers, it's me, the pizza man.

96. I brung you another pizza.

97. It's extra crispy, your favorite.

98. Aw, he probably has plenty of pizza already.

99. So the pizza thing didn't work, huh?

100. No.

101. Oh, maybe he just wants to be alone?

102. Like a recluse or something.

103. But he's our neighbor,

104. and neighbors should want to be friends.

105. Some people don't like friends.

106. Maybe he's got a... disease or... something.

107. Chad, that's not nice.

108. That's it— I'm just gonna level with him.

109. Chalmers just needs a friend.

110. Chalmers!

111. Chalmers! Chalmers! Chalmers!

112. Chalmers! Chalmers!

113. Wow.

114. Chalmers' house is like my house, but it's backwards.

115. Backwards bathroom.

116. So this is gonna be my backwards bedroom.

117. Okay...

118. That's the last—

119. I'm onto you.

120. You like that? I'm gonna get ya!

121. Game over!

122. No way! Not fair!

123. Everybody's cheating! Gah!

124. Belson?

125. You live with Chalmers?

126. That's the bestest surprise. What?

127. Who? What are you doing here?

128. I was trying to find Chalmers Santiago.

129. Is he your dad?

130. What? No, it— It's like some guy my dad works—

131. Why are you still here?

132. Wait a sec. Did you move or something?

133. I thought you used to live

134. in that big, old, spooky Dracula castle.

135. Don't mind if I do.

136. My dad bought this place

137. thinking it would be a good investment,

138. but no one wants to live in this dumpy neighborhood.

139. So now I just use it as my crib.

140. Whoa, so you get this whole place

141. to do whatever you want?

142. Yeah, I guess it's okay.

143. I— I don't know.

144. I mean, it's kind of lame and moldy,

145. but it's cool as long as you stay out of the darkness.

146. What's the darkness?

147. The best part is, no one comes by here,

148. so I don't have to share my games or Cheezo's.

149. Well, at least, until you showed up.

150. Your place is pretty great, Belson.

151. Hey, um, guess what.

152. I just got this cool game what's called Dragon Cups.

153. I bet you would love it 'cause you like games so much.

154. Hey, I got an idea.

155. Why don't you come over, and we can play?

156. Whoa, really?

157. Heh, heh. Yeah.

158. No joke, that sounds like the raddest idea ever.

159. Let's do it. Okay!

160. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I can't wait!

161. This is gonna be so much fun!

162. Okay, I'll just wait right here.

163. Ow!

164. What? No!

165. Dennis?

166. Life is so unfair!

167. Okay, I think I got a system set up.

168. As long as we don't touch anything, we should be—

169. All right, freeze, punk!

170. Oh, just a little guy.

171. Belson!

172. You came to play Dragon Cups with us.

173. Huh? Oh— Oh, yeah.

174. Uh, Dragon's Cusp!

175. Love it. Can't get enough of it.

176. Aw, yeah! Let's "cusp" it up!

177. There's the key again.

178. Get it! No, it's a trap.

179. Look. There's the real one.

180. Wow!

181. Yeah, you know, I've done so many of these,

182. it's so easy to beat it on this setting.

183. It's not as hard as Dragon's Cusp 4,

184. And that one was for babies. This is like a screen-saver.

185. Look out! It's the super-dark wizard!

186. You're not supposed to touch— How'd you do that?

187. Wow, I can't believe how short this was.

188. The last thing is, I take all my gold and my sword—

189. I go to this guy, and—

190. Oh. Goober. He's early. Awesome.

191. But... wait!

192. You didn't get the dragon cups yet!

193. You know what the dragon's cusp is?

194. It's a square. Another square.

195. Oh, hey, Chad, um,

196. all the good meats I have in my fridge are gonna spoil.

197. Can I plug my cord back in?

198. Do whatever you want, little man.

199. Thanks, Chad.

200. Remember to buckle u—

201. Honk once more.

202. There's your tip!

203. I can't believe I'm finally

204. gonna beat Dragon's Cusp.

205. Too easy.

206. It's a big moment for you and me.

207. Right here, now. Probably the biggest.

208. Chad! Clarence!

209. What's going on? What are you doing?

210. Turn it off! Just freakin' unplug it!

211. Hey, go, go.

212. Just give it to me!

213. I'm gonna do it! Let me— Ugh, see?

214. All you had to do was unplug it. No big deal.