Clarence 1x40

Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

Donovan Patton as Mr. Reese (voice) • Nika Futterman as Sammy / Woman (voice) • Kirk Thornton as Gunnar / Hairyman (voice) • Dave Wittenberg as Kevin / Willy the Chili Salesman / Male Customer (voice)

It’s time for Clarence’s first summer job helping out his mom at Hip Clipz Salon School, but when a rude customer bosses around Mary and her staff, Clarence gives her a haircut she’ll never forget.

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1. Unh!

2. Hey! You! Y-y-you better pick that up!

3. Hey! Hey, you! I'll remember you!

4. Ah, yes, it was the summer,

5. and I couldn't wait to start the summer.

6. Fresh out of the school and into the summer we was.

7. Sumo was gonna spend all summer

8. down at the old Aberdale swimming hole,

9. doing cannonballs and catching leeches,

10. and Jeff was gonna spend the whole time doing taxes,

11. or something boring, I think.

12. And for me, I was getting ready for my first summer job.

13. My mom said I could help her out at her work for the summer.

14. Yep, I was gonna be a working man—

15. For the summer.

16. That was the dream, at least, but I'll get to that later.

17. Because I didn't end up doing the stuff,

18. so I'll talk about why not in a bit.

19. Because I-it didn't work out.

20. J-just watch the thing.

21. Aah!

22. I was ready to buck up, face the call,

23. put the pedal metal, and make it to the big leagues,

24. like a regular Don Gunch.

25. Mm.

26. Once I had mastered the magazines,

27. it was time to move up the corporate ladder.

28. Like everyone, I started at the bottom.

29. Hello. Hip Clips. Thanks for calling.

30. We're having a special on mayonnaise peel.

31. Uh, that is, if you like mayonnaise.

32. Hmm. She is a very busy woman.

33. I'll have to check the books.

34. Uh, one moment, please.

35. Not now, Mom. I'm trying to play hardball.

36. After the phones, it was time to get a little dirty.

37. Gah!

38. Wow. That really just came clean off.

39. But, Mom, I'm ready for the duty.

40. Just one duty chance.

41. Clarence! I can't have you waxing the customers.

42. You want a big job? Okay.

43. I have a very important job for you.

44. Broom duty.

45. I'm so sorry, sir. Here.

46. Let's see if we can get your hair back on.

47. I knew I could handle the 'sponsibility

48. and now was my time to shine.

49. The ultimate test— Hair-sweeping duty.

50. Oh. Thank you.

51. Okay, sweetie, I have you penciled in

52. for Tuesday at 10, all right?

53. Can you take this water out to Chad?

54. Yeah, he must be dying out there.

55. Okay, and then you must— Y-yeah.

56. The scalp— The scalp rub too, right?

57. Unh!

58. Oh, no! No, wrong way!

59. This is for you.

60. Aw, thanks, little man.

61. Um, is there any more of that—?

62. Whoa!

63. Clarence, can you take the trash out?

64. Yes, sir!

65. Yep, everything was going pretty slick at my new job.

66. Oh, yeah, except, one day, this guy came in.

67. He was a real hothead.

68. He probably broke out of jail

69. and was looking for some bad blood.

70. Can I help you?

71. Vroom! Vroom, vroom, haircut! Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

72. Vroom, vroom, vroom.

73. So, what kind of haircut—

74. The back! Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

75. Hold on, there.

76. I'll take these.

77. So, what's your name, sweetie?

78. Gunnar! Vmm-vmm-vmm- vmm-vmm-vmm-vmm-vmm-vmm-vmm.

79. Gunnar, and what kind of haircut

80. are we getting today?

81. The back! Vroom, vroom, vroom!

82. Ah, yes, the back. All right. Hmm.

83. Now, you don't want us cutting off

84. this nice ponytail, though, right?

85. Uh...

86. No.

87. Hmm. That's what I thought.

88. Let's see what we can do here.

89. Hm.

90. Perfect.

91. She tamed the wild beast and his hair.

92. Ooh! Ooh!

93. My mom was the best.

94. That guy left the salon even more butt-kicking than ever.

95. Mom was a real hero at the salon.

96. Mwah! Mwah!

97. But some beasts could not be tamed.

98. Aah! Sandy!

99. I think her name was Sandy.

100. She started coming in all the time.

101. Sometimes, she didn't get a haircut.

102. She'd come in to make my mom give her a shampoo.

103. She was so old.

104. I think she was a half-robot, even.

105. Maybe that's why come she's so mean—

106. 'cause she's a robot.

107. Alrighty, then. Just sign he—

108. Where's the blonde?

109. I demand to see the blond one!

110. I only speak with the blonde.

111. Ugh! A child, working in a salon?

112. Harrumph!

113. Hey! That's not—

114. Heh. That's my son, Clarence,

115. who was, uh, just playing with mommy's broom

116. but is gonna leave our friend Sandy alone now

117. and sit down, like a good boy, right?

118. But what about the duty?

119. Why don't you just take a little break for a bit?

120. Aww! Oh, so sorry about that, Sandy.

121. We'll get you taken care of.

122. Ooh! Aah! Ooh!

123. My mom and her haircut friends at work

124. would always be so nice to Sandy,

125. but she was so mean to them.

126. All summer, every single time,

127. she got meaner and meaner and meaner—

128. The works.

129. Harrumph!

130. Harrumph!

131. Next time, it better look right!

132. And I expect a good bargain!

133. Good day!

134. Well, howdy!

135. My name's Willy, and this may sound silly,

136. but I sell chili.

137. Who wants a sample?

138. Ooh! I do.

139. Here you go, sport.

140. And now time for a dilly.

141. Aah!

142. That's it!

143. I don't know how you put up with this!

144. I just—

145. Kevin, wait!

146. Coupon!

147. Good for one free shampoo.

148. Harrumph!

149. Okay, Sandy, right this way.

150. Right over here, then, Sandy.

151. I want the big mirror.

152. We need to use the sink to wash your hair.

153. I said I want the big mirror!

154. Okay, Sandy, in for your shampoo, then.

155. I told you I'd be back for a shampoo.

156. Harrumph!

157. Okay, Sandy, in for your shampoo.

158. That's nice.

159. I told you I'd be back for a shampoo!

160. Yes. I remember.

161. And I want the green shampoo.

162. Oh. You want the most expensive brand we carry.

163. Hm. You have very good taste.

164. Spare no expense!

165. Hmm. I could've sworn I put some here.

166. It must be in the back.

167. I'll be right back, Sandy.

168. Harrumph!

169. My patience is not a plaything!

170. Oh! Where is it? Where the heck is it?

171. I knew it was in here somewhere. Come on, come on.

172. Uh, Mom? Can I tell you—

173. Not now. I'm in a lot of hot water right now.

174. Okay, I know I just bought a whole box.

175. It's around here somewhere. Come on. Where are you?

176. Ugh! I wish Sandy never even showed up.

177. Now mom's looking for some green shampoo,

178. and we don't even have any,

179. and Sandy's probably gonna get all mad

180. and wreck up the place

181. and probably even close up the whole shop.

182. Aw, Hairence, I don't know what to do!

183. You! The other one! Play my favorite song!

184. Mom, look! I found some green shampoo.

185. Ain'tcha proud of me?

186. Har... rumph!

187. How— How could you?

188. And you! You just stand there!

189. And— And you!

190. Whoa!

191. Aah!

192. Hey—

193. I thought I was gonna be in a lot of trouble.

194. But I guess I wasn't after all.

195. I wasn't allowed in the salon anymore,

196. but I got Chad duty, and that was pretty great.

197. Gunnar even came back and brought his friends.

198. Sandy must've liked the haircut I gave her,

199. because we never saw her again,

200. so I guess she just kept that same haircut

201. and it never grew.

202. Yep, even though things didn't go as planned,

203. the summer was a lot of fun.

204. Ew.