Clarence 1x36

Corey Burton as Hank (voice) • Jacqueline Obradors as Lupe (voice) • Mena Suvari as Cynthia (voice)

As punishment for making a huge mess in their house, Belson’s mom makes Belson clean up, offering their usual maid service to Mary and Clarence. Embarrassed of their messy house, Mary and Clarence hurry to clean up before the maid arrives.

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1. All right. See you later, Mom.

2. I'm gonna hang out with my best friend Belson.

3. Don't let him boss you around.

4. Pfft! That's the funniest joke I've heard all day, Mom!

5. And then I said that she should be

6. a stand-up comedian. What did I tell you?

7. Robot slave can only talk when I say.

8. Left! Go left!

9. Affirmative, sir. Commencing movement.

10. Not you, dummy!

11. Right! Roger dodger.

12. Gah! Stop it, you doofus!

13. No, I'm talking to— Belson, honey?

14. Can I talk to you for a sec?

15. Go away!

16. Hi, Clarence.

17. Hi, Mrs. Belson!

18. Belson, it's about Tuffy.

19. Ugh! For the thousandth time, I already walked your dog!

20. Okay. And why did Hank find her on his lawn?

21. Hank? Who's Hank?

22. Our neighbor. Hi, there.

23. I found this little yap-a-doodle eatin' my wheatgrass.

24. Belson, I asked you to do one thing, and—

25. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll never do it again.

26. Robot slave, close my door!

27. Yes, master.

28. Well, thanks for bringing Tuffy back.

29. You'll have to excuse Belson's behavior.

30. Well, if I may share a little insight with you,

31. it's like what I teach in my development course—

32. The family unit is a human heart,

33. and you have to ask yourself,

34. are you the aorta, or are you a ventricle?

35. The point is, discipline earns respect.

36. Oh, Belson respects me.

37. Hate it. Hate it. Dumb.

38. No. Wrong color.

39. Argh! What part of "just give me cash" don't you understand?

40. Did you do that yourself?

41. Well, look, me and some real chill cats

42. are having a little drum circle this Friday.

43. If—

44. There's nothing to eat in here.

45. Correction. There is probably lots of food.

46. I'll go grocery shopping tomorrow.

47. Write down what you'd like me to pick up.

48. Yeah, like you'll even get it.

49. Discipline builds respect.

50. Ugh. Almond milk?

51. Belson, clean up this mess.

52. What? Are you for real?

53. You heard me.

54. Okay, fine.

55. Robot slave, clean up this mess.

56. Belson, I'm asking you to do it.

57. What does it matter? We have Loop to do it for us!

58. Heck, I'll call her now.

59. It's pronounced "Lupe,"

60. and it isn't her job to clean every mess you make.

61. Look, there are ventricles and there are capillaries, and—

62. Hey, Loop? Give me that!

63. Lupe? Oh, Cynthia!

64. Yeah, no. There's a lot of construction,

65. but I'm on my way! I'll see you soon.

66. Lupe, hold on a sec.

67. Clarence, why don't you go home and ask your mom

68. if she'd like our cleaning service?

69. Huh? Belson is going to be doing

70. the cleaning at our house today.

71. What?

72. Mom! Mom! Oof!

73. Belson's mom says that— Oof!

74. Belson's mom says their lady who cleans their house

75. can clean our house. She's not gonna clean their house—

76. Okay, okay. Hold on, hon.

77. Cynthia, hi. Hey. Go on. Your maid?

78. Oh, uh, yeah. Of c—

79. It's a funny story, because we usually have, er, uh,

80. R-reginald, our, uh, butler, but he's sick, you know,

81. so actually, that's great that you're offering, uh— Sure.

82. I mean, that works out fantastic! Great! Okay!

83. Tha— Tha— Oh, bye.

84. Oy-yoi-yoi.

85. I can't have a cleaning service

86. seein' our house like this. Look at it! It's a mess!

87. Yeah, but isn't that the point? Aren't they supposed to clean?

88. Well, she's technically our guest, right?

89. Oh, gosh. I do not need this today.

90. Mom, you're not really making any sense at all.

91. You're right. If I'm gonna get this place cleaned

92. before the maid gets here, I'm gonna need your help.

93. Uh...

94. Okay. Yeah. Sure!

95. Okay. Start with the trash.

96. Then do the dishes.

97. Oh, okay.

98. Oopsy!

99. I don't know what I'm doing.

100. Oh, no!

101. Okay, fine.

102. It just so happens there are some things

103. that I'm bad at doing too!

104. Aww.

105. This is so boring!

106. Hmm?

107. Uh-oh. What? What is it?

108. I just noticed, uh, we got some giant snail food over here.

109. Yeah, giant snails— You know, this stuff—

110. They love eating it. Unless we get rid of it

111. with that wand you have, we're in big trouble.

112. Whoa. Really?

113. Oh, yeah, you got that wand.

114. Pretty soon this whole place

115. is gonna be full of big, hungry snails.

116. Hmm.

117. Must get rid of giant-snail food!

118. Where else? Where else?

119. Over there, on the shelves! I'm on it!

120. You're doing a great job, hon.

121. Keep those snails at bay, all right?

122. What is this dark trickery?

123. Oh, great.

124. I need batteries now!

125. It says, "life meter low." Is that bad?

126. Whoops! Mom, stop it!

127. You can't play my— What're you d—

128. You're gonna kill all my g— Oh, my gosh! All my extra lives!

129. Did you finish cleaning the kitchen, gummy bear?

130. Oh, not you— My son.

131. I call him that because when he was a baby

132. he reminded me of a cute little gummy bear.

133. Expired!

134. Whoops! Is that bad?

135. Ah, ah, ah!

136. Not until the kitchen's cleaned!

137. Okay! I'm doing the chores!

138. You can stop now!

139. And the gutters? They need to be cleaned out!

140. Expired!

141. Okay! Okay! Whatever you want!

142. Just please stop!

143. All right! Now let's get back to that quicksand!

144. Hey, there, bud!

145. You helping your mom out?

146. Uh, yeah.

147. It's important to pitch in.

148. I never helped my mom out, and we haven't spoken in years.

149. Keep that thought in your pocket, huh?

150. Hi! Welcome to our kingdom!

151. Hi, Lupe. Thanks so much for coming over.

152. Oh, no problem.

153. Uh, my goodness. Your home already looks so clean!

154. Oh, what? Are you crazy? This pigsty?

155. All right. Well, uh, let's get started!

156. Uh...

157. How about, uh, this lamp?

158. I've cleaned the kitchen, the bathroom, the rugs,

159. the gutters, took out the trash, did the windows, the walls,

160. and picked up after Tuffy.

161. Can you please stop playing my game now?

162. Of course, honey—

163. Just as soon as you clear out

164. the Christmas decorations from the garage.

165. Expired!

166. Oh, I think that's a spot right there.

167. Good.

168. Okay, Lupe. Look, I-I can't lie anymore.

169. We cleaned up before you got here. You're right.

170. I-I never had a cleaning service before,

171. and when Cynthia called, I panicked.

172. And we also just fought dragons and we fought snails and stuff.

173. It was cool.

174. We have a creative cleaning method.

175. Would you like some coffee or somethin'?

176. Oh, sure. Thank you!

177. Come on. Come on.

178. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

179. Oh!

180. Ho-ho-ho!

181. Ho-ho-ho! Help!

182. I'm being attacked!

183. And this is the dragon,

184. and we had to beat him up 'cause he was a bad dragon.

185. This is the quicksand. We had to pick it up.

186. That was very brave of you and your mom. I know.

187. You know, I really admire your relationship with your son.

188. It reminds me of an old folk legend.

189. A legend? I want to hear a legend!

190. Tell me the legend.

191. Well, it was long ago...

192. never to be seen or heard of again.

193. Oh, I mean, not that last part of the story,

194. but the earlier part— That's what reminds me of you two.

195. Wow.

196. Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho-ho! Belson!

197. I should have known you're not strong enough to lift that.

198. This is your fault!

199. You know, I thought today would teach you some responsibility,

200. but clearly, you're just too weak and gummy.

201. Oh, come here, you "widdle" gummy bear.

202. Ah. Finally!

203. Welcome back, gummy bear!

204. Hey, bud, can I join your team?

205. Expired!