Clarence 1x34

While playing in the woods the boys befriend a wild dog, bring it home and name it Chimney. When the boys find themselves trapped in a well, the new pup is their only hope for escape.

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1. There it is.

2. Oh, there it is.

3. Here it is.

4. Would you just throw it already?

5. I got it, I got it.

6. Ha, ha. Got it again.

7. Ha-ha-ha. Got it.

8. Ha, ha! Got it again.

9. Ha, ha. Ha-ha-ha.

10. Aah!

11. Ha, ha, nice try, Jeff.

12. That flag is— Huh?

13. Hey, stop it!

14. Check it out Clarence.

15. Jeff turned into his true form—

16. A doggy-puppy dog-dog.

17. Hello, Jeff. You're so cute.

18. Hey, that's not me.

19. I'm over here. And I win!

20. Ah, I like dog Jeff better.

21. He doesn't brag. I'm not a braggart.

22. I'm just saying I won— Whatever, wiener.

23. For real, whose dog is this?

24. Hmm, I don't see no collar on him, no tags or nothing.

25. He's got a tongue, all right.

26. You shouldn't let a dog lick you on the face like that.

27. It's full of all kinds of bacteria!

28. Ah, you're full of dumb-teria.

29. What?

30. That's not even a word.

31. Stop letting him do that!

32. Stop! Ay!

33. Hmm.

34. Mmm!

35. Ugh. No!

36. Ooh, I think somebody likes us.

37. I wonder if this guy has a home, or if he just rides the rails.

38. Maybe he's a ghost dog and only we can see him.

39. Hey, are you a ghost dog?

40. I'll take that as a "yes."

41. Okay, guys?

42. We need to make found-dog posters

43. and post them all over Aberdale.

44. This guy must have a home.

45. I mean, look at 'er.

46. I'll make a poster. I'm a poster professional.

47. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, uh-huh.

48. Uh, maybe we'll all make posters.

49. Uh-what?

50. Ghost dog?

51. What's that horrible noise?

52. Are you guys smuggling elephant seals in here or somethin'?

53. No. It's probably Dennis. I don't care.

54. What'd I come in here for? Oh, yeah.

55. There's freezies in the fridge, if you guys want some.

56. Hey, Jeff, why aren't you eating your freezie?

57. The plastic hurts the side of my mouth.

58. I like to wait for it to melt a little more, first.

59. Oh, they don't hurt. See?

60. They don't taste poisonous.

61. Ghost dog?

62. Nobody's called about the dog yet.

63. Hmm.

64. Guys, guys!

65. We can just share her!

66. I'm not agreeing to anything

67. until a formal contract is worked out.

68. Guys, we're parents now.

69. Oh, man, we should name our kid. Every kid needs a name.

70. How about we name him "way better than Jeff"?

71. No, no. Let's name him Frederick.

72. Ooh, how about Juice Machine?

73. Aw, you'll get used to it.

74. Chimney.

75. We could name it Chimney. Why Chimney?

76. Uh, Chimney?

77. I dunno. It just sounds right.

78. What do you think, Chimney?

79. Yeah!

80. Come on, boy! Come on, come on, come back, come on, boy!

81. Man, ever since we met Chimney,

82. I've been having the best weekend of my life.

83. She's like the strongest dog.

84. I bet she could even save people from a burning building,

85. even in like two minutes.

86. I know, this dog is so great.

87. I mean, did you see how he wrassles?

88. I bet Chimney could wrassle a whole ring of wrasslers.

89. I agree. Chimney's a good dog, the best, but...

90. We should probably contact the proper animal services,

91. since no one's called yet.

92. What are you talking about, man?

93. If no one's called, that means no one wants him!

94. If no one wants him, do you know what they'll do to him

95. in one of those places?

96. Oh, no! That's terrible!

97. Well, we can't just keep him at the treehouse like this.

98. Oh, Jeff, you worry too much.

99. Just relax and take a tip from Chimney over here—

100. When life tosses you a Frisbee, then you, you, um—

101. You catch it. Ah!

102. Come on, Jeff, catch it! Go get it, Jeff.

103. Help!

104. Hello? Jeff?

105. Guys! I think I'm stuck!

106. Where's Chimney?

107. What? I don't know! Help me!

108. Okay, okay, calm down.

109. I got this under control.

110. Ah, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish.

111. Ow!

112. What are you doing?

113. Don't worry, buddy. I'll get ya.

114. No, wait, wait. No! Clarence!

115. Jeff, just quick— Get a rope, or something—

116. Ow.

117. Nice one, Clarence.

118. Don't worry, guys, I'm comin to get ya!

119. Aah!

120. Ha, ha, cool.

121. Sumo!

122. You shouldn't have fallen!

123. You were the one who threw the Frisbee.

124. It's Clarence's flying saucer. This is all his fault.

125. Guys, guys, hold on a sec. You're forgetting something.

126. What? That we got the coolest,

127. most bravest dog in all the whole land, in the world!

128. Oh, yeah! Chimney.

129. Come on! Chimney.

130. Chimney!

131. Did Chimney go get help?

132. I'm not sure. I can't see him.

133. Ow. Hey, watch it.

134. What's going on? I can't see!

135. You guys, I see him! He's right there.

136. Looks like he's... biting his butt.

137. Oh! Now he's sniffing a bug.

138. Oh, he ate the bug.

139. Now he's laying on his side.

140. Aw! He's so tired!

141. We had a busy day, huh, Chimney?

142. What? But that's not how this is supposed to work!

143. The dog is supposed to save the day.

144. Chimney! Bad dog! Now go get help!

145. I think he actually is leaving to get help.

146. No, wait, now he's coming back.

147. He's got something.

148. Ow.

149. Santa Claus couldn't eat a single cookie

150. 'cause he sold his teeth for another toy for a kid. The end.

151. That story doesn't make any sense.

152. He's looking on the bright side. I liked his story.

153. Why did he bring us so many sticks?

154. What do we need sticks for? When life gives you sticks,

155. you just make stick-onade.

156. Or how about stick and eggs?

157. Ha, ha, yeah. Like stick in the—

158. Wait. Or, or when life gives you sticks, you—

159. You stick them in the mud. Ha-ha-ha.

160. Or like— Like a— Stick of butter.

161. Or, or like, like a stick of butter.

162. Ha-ha-ha!

163. And—

164. And when life gives us sticks,

165. we could decorate the well with stickers!

166. Or build a ladder.

167. Yeah, a ladder!

168. Just gimme your guys' shoelaces.

169. Shoelaces? Oh.

170. Mine are velcro.

171. Oh.

172. And I don't ever even wear shoes.

173. Oh! But I always keep a bunch

174. of extra shoelaces in my pocket,

175. in case I gotta tie somethin' up.

176. Ooh! I'll take the glitter ones.

177. Here's one.

178. Here, I'll get more sticks.

179. Whew!

180. We're free! We're free!

181. Yeah, wow, hey, hey!

182. So he was the best dog in the world,

183. and he was actually going to save our life

184. and he actually did, and tomorrow,

185. we're going to go back and keep building the ladder,

186. all the way up to the moon.

187. And we're going to take our own dog Chimney with us...

188. Chimney!

189. I love you, ghost dog.

190. I love you too, Joshua.

191. It's "Josh"!

192. Ghost dog!