Clarence 1x33

Bob Bergen as Goldfish / Hot Dog Guy / Shop Keeper (voice)

Clarence buys a goldfish, but when the goldfish bag breaks before he can get home, Clarence must keep his new friend out of harms way and get him back into water before it’s too late.

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1. You can't make me!

2. I'm not moving an inch!

3. Hah! I came as soon as I heard.

4. If I was informed correctly, the clock is ticking.

5. Am I right, E.J.? Yes, 100 percent.

6. Thank you so much for coming out on such short notice.

7. Let's not all start shaking each other's hands yet.

8. Now lay the sitch on me one more time.

9. And that's how it happened.

10. Are you sure you don't want to sit down?

11. No, thanks. I think best when I'm walkin'.

12. I'm like I shark. I have to keep moving.

13. Tell me that story again. Seriously? We just—

14. Okay.

15. Every year, Jeff enters this cooking contest,

16. but every year he says it's not good enough

17. and throws out the food before entering.

18. And now he won't even come out of his room.

19. Well, we always thought you had such a free spirit

20. and might be able to get Jeff to relax a bit so—

21. Doesn't matter why we called you in.

22. Can you help or not?

23. Oh, I can help. Don't worry, ladies.

24. I've handled hundreds of cases like this before.

25. There's only one thing that just doesn't add up.

26. Who the heck is Jeff?

27. Jeff,

28. I just want to talk to you, friend!

29. We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

30. Now open the door, so we can talk!

31. All right, you asked for it.

32. One, two... Pretty sure it's unlocked.

33. three! Unh!

34. Jeff! Can you hear me in there?

35. Aah! Yes! Stop!

36. Good!

37. Listen to the sound of my voice!

38. I need you to do something for me, okay, buddy?

39. Just hand over the food, and no one is gonna get hurt,

40. and we're all gonna go to the cookoff!

41. Cookoff!

42. No!

43. No, Jeff! Don't hurt the food!

44. You're gonna regret it the rest of your life!

45. Just give the food to me and I'll eat it! I don't—

46. No!

47. Let's just bake something else instead.

48. Okay, let's start at the start.

49. What's your favorite food to eat?

50. My— My favorite? Well...

51. I usually narrow down my choices

52. before starting a new dish.

53. I've divided my possible choices into 13 categories,

54. each with subcategories based on

55. texture, flavor, and country of origin.

56. After that, I perform tests—

57. Stop all this mumbo gumbo!

58. Beep-boop-beep-boop-beep!

59. You're like a robot-boy.

60. I love food, and you're making it sound like a homework.

61. Food's supposed to be fun and tasty, not like homework!

62. Here. Allow me to explain.

63. Maestro, if you please.

64. Sometimes my life can be a bit on edge,

65. when things don't go my way...

66. Where's that music coming from?

67. and all I want to do is hide behind life's hedge

68. or lie down to decay.

69. But all in all, when I feel small

70. and want to run away...

71. I just think of these key words that brighten up my day!

72. Okay, little rude.

73. That was one time. Take it away, Sumo!

74. Sumo, where'd you come from?

75. You hear something? I don't think so. Did you?

76. Blah, blah, blah. I like soup.

77. Blah, blah, blah. Let's make food.

78. Hello, Jeff! Is anyone home?

79. Anyway, I'm just saying to loosen up, okay?

80. Let's make that food 'cause the contest

81. starts in like an hour.

82. Yeah!

83. There, a perfect saffron tagliatelle

84. with oak moss vapor. Wow! I actually did it!

85. That ought to do it.

86. Now go change while I throw it into the microwave

87. so we can head to the cookoff.

88. Cookoff!

89. Thanks for being there for Jeff.

90. I knew you'd be the right person to calm him down.

91. All in a day's work, me madams.

92. Guess I really helped you break a few eggs, huh?

93. Jeff!

94. Ladies, looks like we got ourselves a fugitive,

95. and the clock is ticking.

96. All right, people, listen up!

97. I want you to search every treehouse, courthouse,

98. mouse house, haunted house, other kind of house!

99. I want you to leave no stone unturned!

100. Leave no pocket unprotected!

101. Leave no ding-dong un-dong-dinged!

102. It's okay, Clarence.

103. I think I see him right over there.

104. No.

105. No, no, no! No! What are you doing?

106. Say, "cheese."

107. I don't know.

108. I'm not sure it's ready.

109. All right. Let's see who you're up against.

110. Oh, no. There they are.

111. They'll see me! What?

112. Those are just a bunch of nice old ladies.

113. What are you scared about? No, no, no.

114. That's "Gazpacho Gale," and to her right,

115. Betty "the Boiler" Whipsniff. She's won the past two years.

116. Don't get me started on Annie "Alliteration Joke" Jones.

117. She's the toughest one of them all.

118. Jeff, you weirdo.

119. Those look like nice old normal old regular old ladies.

120. I guess you're right.

121. Wow. I've never made it this far.

122. And you're not quitting now. Give me this.

123. Free donkey rides for anyone over 69 years old!

124. My gosh. It's like Jeff didn't learn anything I taught him.

125. What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?

126. Who are you? Let's not get into that now.

127. Switch the nametags.

128. If you switch the nametags, Jeff will win!

129. Uh, I don't know.

130. Oh, yeah. Uh... Oh, no. Don't do it, Clarence.

131. That's bad.

132. But he said I should do, but then didn't do,

133. and I said no do— Do-do-nah!

134. Uh, you want to go get a new kid?

135. You said it.

136. Oh, no!

137. What are you doing?

138. Uh, I was just, um, looking around,

139. just checking the floor... boards.

140. Uh... But everything looks... good.

141. Let's get you over here for the competition.

142. Okay, good luck! Bye!

143. He had a lot of hair on him!

144. I was on a donkey!

145. Hello.

146. All right. Let's get this going!

147. Thank you all for coming.

148. We're pleased to welcome a newcomer this year,

149. young Johnny Randell.

150. Okay, contestants.

151. Let's taste those dishes.

152. Let's see.

153. Whoops.

154. Better luck next year, Gale.

155. Ha, ha!

156. Ooh!

157. Well, it was a close one this year.

158. Gale, your mac and cheese was very lovely.

159. However, I do have a soft spot for meatloaf

160. in this old heart of mine. Speaking of soft spots...

161. vote for me!

162. So, without further ado,

163. Jeffrey, you are this year's winner!

164. Come get your medal! Come on up!

165. I-I won?

166. He won?

167. I won?

168. I won!

169. I did it! I really did it!

170. I guess I'm not uptight anymore!

171. Why? I love cooking.

172. Hey, thanks for swapping the nametags.

173. We don't normally approve of cheating,

174. but it's good to see Jeff happy.

175. Swapped the nametags? I didn't swap any nametags.

176. Oh, no! I-I got to tell Jeff what happened!

177. He can't know that he actually won!

178. Oh, cookoff! I won!

179. Yes!